HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fucking hell. the forced camp of the new movies is cool... to a point. this fella is supposed to be the heavy but he looks like an old perverted playboy

>>86672918
DARTH HEFNER

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>>86673015

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

what's with the opening in his crotch area?

>>86672972
He's wearing a completely random bathrobe, with a ridiculous belt tied with a knot and we're supposed to be impressed by this? Look at his fucking ring...

how mad will you guys be if snoke ends up being Palpatine?

>>86673181
Its to allow him to sit I think

...I hope

>>86672918
FUCK CAPITALISM AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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HAHAHA FUKKIN HELL

>>86672918

his fa scha

>>86672918

Fucks sake....can books please make a comeback? Tv and movies are clearly in a fucking rut

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>>86672918

>>86673305
>people of this generation
>reading anything other than twatter

pick one and only one

>>86672918
>gold's only flaunted on earth because its rare.

why would gold be seen as a sign of status in star wars lore, when you can literally travel from planet to planet in minutes, hours, and days? i'm pretty sure a good amount of those planets would have gold.

gold in and of itself is useless and ugly.

it is literally the color of piss.

thats the only other color found in nature that matches/nearly matches the color of gold. piss.

remove the rarity of gold and you will see that its appearance is disgusting.

>>86672918
that is one posh bathrobe

>>86673396
Gold isn't even rare, you could cover the planet knee deep in gold if you used all of it.

>>86672918
breath nigga breath

>>86673442
where did these precious gold meme come from? was it from the jewelry companies, like they did with diamonds?

>>86673228
hes not palpatine. theres a scene in ep8 just like ep5 where hes seen talking to a cloaked figure in hologram who may be palpatine or luke

>>86673396
It's a Trump "allegory"

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>>86672918

>>86672918
I'M FROM HOLLAND, ISN'T THAT WEEEEEEEEEIRD?

>>86673396
Gold is a special metal that doesn't oxydates overtime. It always stays the same, it also has very good electrical properties, that's why it's everywhere in electronics

>>86673396
Gold is expensive because it's rare and it doesn't rust (unlike other metals) making it a store of value.
You can buy 1kg of gold now, you will have the same amont of gold in 1 millions years.

That's why governments and jews try to collect it.

>>86673442
That's total bullshit.

http://www.24hgold.com/english/news-gold-silver-how-rare-is-gold-.aspx?contributor=Mike+Hewitt&article=1429238866G10020&redirect=False

>>86672918
if they make snoke a 'man behind the curtain' wizard of oz fella who is a bored billionaire fucking with people for his own enjoyment, i wont be mad
regardless, star wars a shit

>>86672918
Darth Soros

>>86672918
that's a big ring

>>86672918
hugh hefner lookin' good

>>86674171
It probably shoots laserbeams

>>86673663
*sniff*

>>86673396
Gold has a bunch of useful chemical properties, you retard. It's an excellent conductor of electricity and it does not tarnish, so it's perfect for electronics. Spaceships are also coated in thin layers of gold to protect from radiation.

>>86672918
CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD

>>86674171
Here's your for (you)

>>86674291
it's a good conductor of electricity. Cable ends are coated with it because it doesn't oxidize though. Copper is a better conductor and of course cheaper. Or just use a wider diameter of some cheap, not as good conducting material.

>>86672918
I was sure its cockmongler

GOLDFINGAAAAAAAAAA

>>86672918
damn hugh hufener is in this?

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>>86672918
>when the nameless background character is more frightening than you are
How can disney even compete?

>>86674688
damn that is scary

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>>86674688

>>86673837
That's talking about the gold we have mined, not how much there is on Earth.

>>86674201
Underrated post

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>>86672918
WTF did they actually base it on Goldmember?

A crépe and a schigar?

>>86672918
snoke is hugh hefner's ghost

>>86675153
Rarity is defined by supply, that is, how easy it is to mine it. This is why shale oil only became a thing now that we are running out of conventional oil - it's expensive, difficult and wasteful to mine shale oil, and the technique has only been recently developed.

So reserves =/= supply =/= rarity

>>86672918
Looks like a senile Hugh Hefner

>>86674688
>nameless
check the wook

>>86672918
A fucking,,,,bathrobe,
Not jedi robe, not some ritual outfit.

Just a bathrobe.

>>86674201
it's a spaceballs lightsaber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI0i_tL-8aU

I LOVE GOOOOOOOOLD

>>86674291

Yup, that's why it's been valued since ancient times. Retard.

>>86672918
Looks like some 100+ year old senile man in a retirement home

what the fuck were they thinking?

BRAVO JJ

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>>86672918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnzH15hwt48

>>86673305
Yeah buddy "disney" has released quite a few good star wars books to tie in with the movies and tv i reccomend Thrawn, Catalyst, A new dawn and lost stars.

>>86677911
The basic design is quite good, he looks like an old hammer films monster. JJ actually used him quite effectively, huge visage in a dim cavern. You never get a really good look at him.
What you don't do is put said monster in good lighting and a fucking gold bathrobe, there's a reason the emperor's throne room had such shoddy lighting. It completely robs the character of any and all menace.

>>86672918
I haven't been following any leaks at all. Is snoke supposed to be a Trump parody or something?

can anyone explain what this is?

>>86673396
>matches the color of gold. piss

all i really got from this post is that you should drink more water, anon

>>86678878
It's the toy version of the main villain in the new Star Wars movie

>>86673396
It's symbolism you mong
It doesn't matter if gold is valuable in the world itself, what matters is what gold represents to the audience
Why do you think darth vader had a red lightsaber? The stuff about the sith only having red crystals or whatever came later, he was given red to show he's evil

>>86678418
You think making him look like an aborted fetus was brilliant from JJ Abrams? He didn't even know if he would be a giant or just a hologram, so he let Rian Johnson deal with it.

>>86679045
Why does it look like Hugh Hefner who came 5 times in a row?

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>>86672918
Looks like someone very affected by tobbaco

>>86673396
*tips fedora*

>>86678809
apparently? Despite the fact that this completely goes against any and all characterization we had of him from the first film.

>>86673396
Gold is valuable because it's beautiful. Its luster, its taste, its smell, even its spelling... I love gold

>>86672918
is that a ring with laser sight? force lightning dispersion is like an ak47

>>86676274
So like hugh hefner

>>86679231
Pls go, Auric

he's an evil spirit that possesses different bodies, that's why he looks like a stretchy human. he possesses kylo at the end of TLJ and they have to go save him in the next one

>>86679094
He is a classic grotesque, damaged and misshapen to the point that he should not be alive and yet he is alive. It's disturbing and actually uses the uncanny valley to the filmmakers advantage.
It's a bit of a waste given the film that's built up around him but the same could be said of John Williams Prequel's score.

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hes got yeezys

>>86677344
It looked stylish and was easy to mold fucking idiot

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also if you want to talk about how he looks, use something better than a shitty toy

>>86679541
The film that is built around him is a comical parody, he totally fits in. He's not intimidating but rather makes you feel pity, he's just like Golum. No wonder they took the same actor.

>>86679589
stop being a cuck

your life is empty and you fill it with this shit. its made you blind to the world around you. forget this children shit and work on bettering yourself and the world - develop your identity as part of a people and heritage and understand organic heroic values which will ultimately give you a meaning and well being that posting about fucking snoke to correct people won't do.

This malaise and haze of the entertainment-industrial complex that has hypnotised you is already cracking. start lifting. have children. be proud of your self.

>>86679975
tl;dr stop projecting

>>86679975
dumb /pol/baby

>>86673697
Vould you like a shmoke and a pancake?

Vell , den dere ish no pleashing you.

Why did they made him look like a crack head in a bathrobe?

Inb4 it's just Palpatine again.

>>86680279
Disney was afraid we could like him more than Mary Sue, so they made everyone ugly stupid and weak.

>>86679975
>>86679975
Fuck off varg.
Nobody cares about an aging YouTuber who spent the last 20 years in prison.

>>86672918

I LOVE GOOOLD

>>86678145
All the nu-Star Wars books are shit and so is your taste anon.

>>86679589
Thats mace windu. Mark my words.

>>86680774
stfu nigger. thrawn trilogy was trash and new thrawn superior in literally every conceivable way

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>>86680777
>the DARK side literally turns you into a white man
that'd be fucking hilarious

>>86679562
This can't be fucking real.

>rules a decent chunk of the galaxy and commands a crack force that can 1v1 other factions easily
>just chills in his hidden ship that happens to be on of the largest capital ships ever product and doesnt even bother getting dressed in the morning

seems alpha to be honest

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>>86679975
Stop letting /pol/ control your identity and worldview.

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What did Hollywood mean by this?

>>86679139
Don't snoke, kids.

Snoke's Toke & Smoke
Formerly Sheev's

>>86681517
Baldies = skinheads = nazis = evil!!!

Really though, bald heads seem threatening to a lot of people for some odd reason, there's science behind it, google it.

>>86681702

...Sheev's Teek and Smeek?

>>86675569
Wookiee cookie and a deathstick?

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>>86681955
don't you mean order 66 cookie

>>86681517
Bald people are evil no matter the race
this has been known since our early days

>>86679975
This

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>>86672918
What fucking kid wants an action figure of some elderly burn victim in a bathrobe?

>>86679562

This is the final boss of the Star Wars universe?

>>86673181
It's where the rabbi can suck the blood out of his freshly circumcised penis.

>>86672918
Remember when Star Wars was good?

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>>86679562
dey gonna sell like hot cakes

>>86679541
You're a faggot. That's all.

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>>86672918
deepest lore

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>>86672918
Those kawaii eyes, tho

>>86685010
No.

>>86678975
underrated post

>>86685150
OH SHIT

>>86672918
>a fucking bathrobe

Well at least the effort they put into anesthetics is finally equal to the effort they put into the script

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>>86679975
This but ironically.

>>86672918
Austhtin meet my farger.

>>86672918
Why does his mouth look like Donald Trump's?

>>86684519
No, he's the equivalent of Iron Man 3 Mandarin.

>>86674688
Isn't the Cad Bane species in the Cantina some where?

A thread weeks ago discovered his real identity. He's Sors Bandeam from Revenge of the Sith.

>>86673181
To show his gold member

Would you like a Snoke and a pancake?

>>86681517
bald shaming

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>>86686978

>>86678975
kek

>>86681047
>ywn be this much of a contrarian
Feels good, man.

>>86678975
kek

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>>86681047
Here's your (You).
Now go back to >>>/co/ , Mouse

>>86681517
Baldness suggest a degree of stoicism and/or intelligence which works well with villains.

Some heroic characters like the like those played by Patrick Stewart and bruce willis
Benifit from the same thing.

>>86673396
you're right to an extent

these normies are defending gold because they're idiots

it's reasonable that there'd be something more valuable than gold which you could wear to flaunt wealth in the star wars universe, maybe some sort of crystal fabric - it would probably vary system to system though

it's also

>>86672918
Trump Bathrobe?

>>86678975
BTFO

>>86672918

>Hey won't it be great if we do practical effects for nostalgia retards?
>Okay we'll just make the talentless CGI pajeets do it

Poor Walt Disney, his legacy has been stolen by "white slavers"

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Who wore it better?

>>86686020
>anesthetics

oddly appropriate typo

They're seriously just going with the bathrobe? Not even a big roomy wizard robe? Really?

>>86692772
I think after the messed up movie by JJ Abrams, nobody takes Star Wars seriously anymore. Rian Johnson said he didn't feel any pressure doing a Star Wars...