>Movies that only men can understand

>>86636013
why though?

>>86636032
Concepts such as honor, bravery, brotherhood, hard work and loyalty are alien to liberals and women.

>pussy ass nerd ruins the whole movie with his autism about lizards and birds
yawn

>>86636032
>Concepts such as honor, bravery, brotherhood, hard work and loyalty are alien to women.

I'm a transwoman and I understand it.

>>86636091
i know women who work hard and make lots of money. lawyers, doctors and such.

>>86636032

The brain of a woman is smaller and shaped differently than mens.

They are incapable of properly navigating a ship or understanding the laws of the sea.

>>86636172
Good one.

>>86636200
its true. there are women also in the american army so they gotta know something about loyalty and brotherhood

>>86636172
i know kids who also work hard picking up coffee but in generel kids do not work hard.

>>86636189
lol here in the Netherlands we actually have a traditional kids song about this.

All who don't fear death and the devil, must be men with beards.

>>86636255
so in your mind just by joining the army you know something about brotherhood and loyalty?

>>86636255
Yes and when they join a certain branch all the physical standards have to be lowered for them.

>>86636032
Weevils

>>86636382
maybe not but you can learn such values

>>86636172
Listen to what you just said.

>>86636431
I would argue that

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>WOMEN
LMAO

>>86636013
women can understand the bullying part though

>>86636113
Holy shit you're brainless.

I think Americans would have trouble understanding it too

the ideas of overcoming hardship, bravery, never retreating, respect etc

>>86636410
Underrated post.

>>86636710
T. Guy who's mad I live in a house 3x the size of his

>>86636013
Any movies that only women understand?

I'm guessing films where the woman betrays her family/husband and isn't seen as the villain?

>>86636869
Sex and the City type shit. Bridget Jones bullshit. Would that count?

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>>86636710

The largest and most violent naval battles in the last 200 years were fought by americans.

t. not even american but big into history tbqhf

you can see that Americans are insecure about being called out for their lack of respect, brotherhood, bravery etc and often lash out at their critics with things that are important to them in their consumer culture, size of house, size of wife's breast implants etc

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>>86636370
This sounds delightful. Lovecraft was right about the filthy Dutch.

>>86636869
I guess big bang theory or something

>>86636947
*gets ship blown up by Israel*
*gets ship almost blown up by suicide bomber*

wow

>>86636910
That was my guess too. But you can kinda understand that it's a fake sisterhood type of deal.

>>86636013
Name a movie that captures what it means to be a man better than this film?

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>>86636994
>gets rammed by cargo ship
>naval battle

>>86636091
>implying a board full of pedophiles that fap to anime knows anything about bravery, honor, and hard work

>>86636370
Slav here. Woman on ship is considered a bad omen.

>>86637087
sadly they do but there is not opportunity for them to show/use it.

>>86636172
Mummaaaas don't let yer babies grow up to be cowboys

Don't let em drive pickups or ride in ole trucks

Make be doctors an lawyers an such

>>86637102
i thought the biggest problem with women on a ship is that the change of them getting raped is huge since you dont get any pussy for moths.

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>>86636994

They have done a little more than that my man

>>86636189
I work with boats and I too have noticed they do not understand the laws of the sea.

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>>86637084
>LOSE THE FALKLANDS TO A BUNCH OF ARGIES WITH A COUPLE FROG MISSILES

HON HON HON BRITS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>86637201
looks like they're running away

>>86636172
>women doctors
>women lawyers

you should have just said women who will never have kids

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>>86637241
>lose the falklands

>American """""education"""""

>>86636947
And if they were fought by the British instead, they would have been far smaller and far less violent, because we get shit done more efficiently.

>>86637241
>FROG MISSILES

best missiles btw

>>86637179
which is why its a bad omen you idiot. men fight for her pussy, chances of betrayal and murder rise up. Literally every bad thing rises up.

women were a mistake

>>86636118
Jay was a nazi?

>>86637179
That's the more realistic view on it, yes. Rape isn't the only problem though. It's tensions and arguments that spawn around men when women are involved. They want to prove themselves and some even white knight. Which is just as bad.

The superstitious folk just think shit is going to sink for some reason. Maybe because women are incompetent or something kek.

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>>86637241
>LOSE
You do realise that Thatcher was going to nuke Argentina, right?

>>86637364
It still happened though. Shake a leg and all that.

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>Scenes elves will never understand

>>86637179
>pussy for moths

>>86636255
>there are women also in the american army
and many of them intentionally get knocked up to avoid getting deployed. very honorable

>>86637176
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

>>86637376
nah bs

>>86637738
>laugh. cry. share the pants.

>>86636846
which gets blown away every time there's a light breeze

>>86637271
My Aunt is a lawyer and has 3 kids actually.

Swingers

>>86637709
god the western dbz dub was garbage

>>86637797
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/nov/22/books.france

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/9767736/Thatchers-blistering-attack-on-French-over-Exocets-during-Falklands.html

etc

>>86637957
Based

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>>86637532
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Women will NEVER understand.

>>86637055
Das Boot

>>86636118
This movie fucked me up big time. I would still watch all over again.

>>86637957
>risking nuclear war over two shitty cold islands
was thatcher mentally ill?

>>86641337
>t. liberal piece of shit

>>86637838
Who did she sue to get them?

>>8664152
>common sense makes me a liberal
have sex

>>86636091
that childish black, white political view and view on life too i suppose

>>86636013
There's a poster called only men will understand general which has some really good movies but I can't find it now.
Off my head

Master and commander
Blade runner
Lawrence of Arabia
Bridge on the river kwai
Zulu
Of mice and men
Falling down
The good the bad and the ugly(goat)

Looking online

>>86643579
I found it in but can't post jpg for unsupported file type?

>>86643690
>>86643579
Thanks

>>86641612
No one.. :?

>>86643690
Pumping Iron got me into lifting

>>86643690
>Gattaca
what a solid contribution, never would've thought of that but it 100% correct

>>86643690
I don't get it why can't women understand these?

>>86643835
Because those movies have themes of honor, loyalty, courage, selflessness, etc etc. Traits women cannot comprehend.

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>>86636013
this, along with pretty much anything else he has made. Mel Gibson is the goat male-kino creator.

>>86643835
It's not literally can't comprehend it's more be empathetic towards. Jesus not that hard

>>86637201
Bravo Nolan

>>86636013
Five easy pieces

>>86643835
Because women have opportunities, men have responsibilities.

>>86636013
Western-kino.
Just got done watching A Few Dollars More. Man, I wish I was half as masculine as any of those men. There must be a way to reclaim that somewhat?

>>86636947
Only if you count "airplanes that took off from ships bombing ships" as a naval battle, the last big ship vs ship battle was Jutland and 200 years ago the American navy was some frigates, it could raid enemy shipping and did pretty well for themselves capturing sloops and the lighter frigates but they had nothing that could form a line of battle and take control of the sea.

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>>86643804
That ending and the guy before he (I dunno how to spoil on mobile)
>>86644134
Tough to do. Just do some research on Eastwood and masculine men and try to live like them. Lifting weights or physical activity is a good place to start

>>86643690
>>86643690
Holy fuck it's so sad that retard virgins here actually take shit like this as gospel

Some of these movies are even on my top 10

>>86641101
That show had some love interests thrown in it.

>>86638106
feminist remake when?

>>86643690
>not to kill a mocking bird
shit list sempai

>>86636172
>work hard and make lots of money

you just proved his point with this shallow materialist take

>>86636091
truth

>>86637201
My Grandpa was on a destroyer that got hit by a kamikaze. He lost half his friends that day.

>>86636710
Why are British war films so obsessed with glorious failure?

>>86644798
that a jab at Dunkirk?

>>86644282

I see so you're saying you have a penis?

>>86644886
No, at the fact that everything is a fuckup in british war films

Have you seen a bridge too far?

>>86644798

Seems to be a European thing, especially further east. I swear they love stories about hopeless last stands more than they do victories.

>>86637201
>yfw you'll never be these man
why live

>>86643690
add dunkirk

>>86644798
>>86645014
"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

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>>86636013

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>>86645149

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>>86643690
>Watching Gladiator with date
>Look over to see if she's gonna be on her phone during the ending
>She had tears in her eyes


Holy fuck.....did she understand it, lads?

>>86636013
HBO SERIES WHEN?!

>>86645007
Have you seen the Dambusters, Battle of Britain, Guns of Navarone, 633 Squadron etc.?

>>86644798
A desperate situation is a truer test of character than steamrolling through the opposition.

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>>86636013
No one? really? I know its not a movie but goddamn this series is made for men.

>>86645290
Gladiator's mainly a film about revenge, not duty, honour and self-sacrifice.

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This 28 hour film.

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>>86645408
This.

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>>86645571

>that entire movie

>it's a retarded /pol/ack thread

Okay. Don't you have a rally to go to since you're feeling so isolated?

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What's essential last stand kino?

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>>86645717

poor bait quality, you must really apply yourself and practice

>>86645571
>YFW THESE RACIST AF WEBMS FUCKING NAZIS #BLM#BLM

>>86644798
But Americans love 300.

Robocop 2
The Thing
The Wild Bunch
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia

>>86645848
I'm sick of people baiting with this shit.

Zulu is not about "killing subhuman niggers" or whatever you're saying. It's a last stand by people who have no choice but to fight. The aggressor doesn't matter.

>>86645795

I'm just not seeing how women could not understand a good movie like Master & Commander. The books are good too, and they feature female characters.

There are also things a "stereotypical woman" could relate to via the movie with this ridiculous strawman. Care, curiosity, will to carry on, etc. It's not all about MANLY MEN DOING MANLY STUFF. Hell, Maturin is pretty womanly with a lot of things.

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>>86645905

>>86636032
OP's isn't a good example because not a lot of women will have seen it. LOTR on the other hand is. Ask any woman what they think of LOTR, I guarrantee you they won't like it.

>>86645905
Maybe, but the aggressor in this case is a giant horde of niggers.

>>86645426

This show was made for insecure boys with power fantasies.

>>86646024
The Colour Sergeant was the best guy. No messing about.

>>86646095

The aggressors were the British, but I guess you also think Americans in Iraq are just simply defending themselves when they get attacked.

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#RefugeesWelcome
#CoExist
#Diversityisourstrength

>>86646095
Sure, ok, you know how it all works.

Except the whole point is that they're honourable to some degree. Have you even seen the film? They could have wiped the British out through sheer numbers, but pull back out of respect.

>>86645426
>handsome men sweating, bleeding and fighting in speedo's and no armor
>made for men

Id hate to be the one to tell your father.

>>86646273
>handsome men

This might sound autistic as fuck but I find it hard to take films seriously when everyone is attractive. It seems Americans love to make films like that, whereas in other countries they're happy to make use actors that could fit into a crowd.

>>86646198
my sister loved this movie

although she is kinda a tomboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcAaILQ0ATo

>>86646273

I practice boxing and that series was really good desu

Also your masculinity seems weak, seeing other naked males is common in sports, nobody gives a fuck

>>86646152
The Zulu were a notoriously agressive people who constantly attacked other African tribes, quit your moaning.

>>86646273
I'm sure about my sexuality since I get a hard on from women sitting on my face.

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>>86644363
a...anon... I have news for you. Just released as well.

>>86646568
Being submissive to women is basically gayer than getting fucked in the ass by a man.

>>86637087
Basement-dwelling piggies know most about it.

>>86645428
>Gladiator's mainly a film about revenge, not duty, honour and self-sacrifice.
woman detected

>>86646609
its not about that, its about the smell from pussy and ass but I don't think you ever experienced the smell of a woman without her cloth on.

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Time kino

>>86645428
omfg are you actually a girl?

>>86643804
It's one of my mother's favorite movies, although I guess it is possible that she likes it without fully understanding it.

>>86637055
Mulan

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>Anger, vanity, you mix that together with liquor, you've got two brothers that haven't spoken in ten years. Ah, whatever it was that made me and Lyle so mad... don't matter anymore. I want to make peace, I want to sit with him, look up at the stars... like we used to do, so long ago.

>>86637738
Sisterhood of the Traveling Yeast Infection.....

>>86645092
they risked their lives exactly so you wouldn't have to risk yours or watch your friend's face turned into goop and eject chunks of himself out as he takes his last bloody breaths

get a hobby or something

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>>86645788
Its the culmination of the Caine-Hackman Theorem!

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Hourly reminder that the real Master and Commander was French and not a Bongcuck.

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This one

>>86647346
There was no 'real' Master and Commander, there were a bunch of RN captains who did some similar actions and its set during a war were the French navy was repeatedly humilated by the Royal Navy.

>>86644798
>Zulu

>>86647346
That would explain the gayness.

>>86636091
you are on four chan

>>86641101
Nah women understand some of that just fine, he goes to foreign countries and fucks their women.

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>>86636172
Ok, you're still missing out on
>honor
>bravery
>brotherhood
>loyalty

>>86636013
All of them?

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>>86636172
>>86637087
>>86642068

The only people who dispute this have no experience with women at all. They've never loved, been loved, had FWB, casual relationships, been really good/ close friends with girls, accidentally had sex with a female friend, broken hearts, had theirs broken etc etc.

Anyone who has had real time with amny women knows they are lesser than men. It's just the truth. Even women I class above other average women are still pathetic compared to men. Thats just the way it is.

They never truly love anything. They are only ever an extension of the man they are with and only if he is a good man. And it's also true that once a whore, always a whore. If your wife wasnt a virgin or had only had one max other partner and only from a serious relationship before you, then you've fucked up and she is fucked up. Can not stress this enough. Of course true beta's think all women are whores and there are no good ones out there. But this too just proves their lack of experience with women.

>>86645426
>features stronk warrior gurlz
no

>>86649119
>>>/r9k/

>>86649119
Thanks for that balanced and not at all bullshit opinion.

>>86636013
>gf says master and commander is one of her favorite movies
>watch it with her
>get to the final battle that starts with the surprise being disguised
>gf says she doesn't understand why they raised the real flag moments before the fight
>try to explain it to her
>she says it's stupid and makes no sense

Always thought these threads were a meme.

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>>86636255

>>86649280
Fuck up beta. I love how you fags think that anyone who criticises women at all is some basement dwelling loser. Havent you cunts realised that 4chan has become normie central in the past few years? You would find literally every kind of person imaginable lurking this shit at any given time from anywhere in the world. I'm sorry the cute girl in class is fucking chad and no matter how hard you try she just refuses to see the real you and how much better you are than him, but some of us found a beautiful, smart, fit, healthy, virgin woman who cant wait to have kids, works their ass off, hates other women, drinking and clubbing and has so much loyalty to their husband that the thought of betraying him makes them physically ill. I'm slightly above average in almost every way, but nothing more than that. Does this hurt you?

>>86649332
Experience doesnt equate to an opinion. Tell us all your experience of women and not just what you imagine or have been told to think.

>>86649280
>actually reading a post with an image called "I Wish I Could Feel.jpg"
madman

>>86649442
>>>/r9k/

>>86649435
And those 15 or so odd women would be thinking they wont end up in real combat or that they can handle it with out much real danger being involved. Retarded, I know, but that's how women think.

>>86645428
LONDON

>>86637179
haha can you imagine having to go for months without having sex?

>>86649554
>enters thread about women being shit
>defend women vehemently online offering no reason as to why
>married man preparing for full life belongs on r9k

Okay.

>>86649643
>>>/r9k/

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Not the whole film. Just the character of Javert.

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>>86649515
Thats her expression and thats also the character she plays in the film. Watch Girl on the Train. Sums up the modern "pretty girl" perfectly.

>>86649659
>look girls i posted it again, can i cash in my white knight points for a date maybe?

>>86649736
>>>/r9k/

>>86649695
>Sums up the modern "pretty girl" perfectly.

This is my problem with the "all women are bitches, trust me I've fucked a lot" thing. Those girls are slags. They're vapid and awful.

They're also not representative of females as a whole. Most of the girls I know are middle class and educated, and I just don't see the whole "vapid cunts" thing.

>>86649754
>>86649754
>>86649659
>>86649280

What did he mean by this?

Why does saying this piss girls off? There are plenty of movies that men don't understand but we just accept it

>>86649827
Because you're not allowed to imply there's a difference between mean and women unless it makes women feel better. See the google memo for example.

>>86649769
Oh, yeah, I dont think all women are terrible people. They just dont compare to men in almost any sense. Thats all i've been saying. I've never seen or been presented with evidence to the contrary. Best thing about my relationship is that we both understand we do different things. It's very traditional and I love it and she loves it. I dont know why people reject the idea so hard.

>>86649827
>There are plenty of movies that men don't understand
Name 7

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>>86637201
based japs, truly a worthy opponent

>>86637376
thatcher was going to blow all those white men up
if only...

>>86649769
I'd also like to add that a lot of girls pretend to be slags in the company of slags for some reason. Example, wifey went to her cousins hens night a couple of days ago and was just so uncomfortable with the whole thing. Silly bitches carrying on about the strippers big dick, dick cake, dick straws, women in their 40's that were single and still carrying on. She left early and now everyone is pissed at her but she just couldnt stand their fake bullshit. Especially her cousin, sadly, who she's known since baby hood putting on the "IM SUCH A BIG PARTY GIRL" act. Most women are degenerate and good women know this.

>>86649952
Every single romcom

There's a gorillion

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pretty much any war movie

>>86649952
Fucking name 2. Im willing to accept there could be at least 1.

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>>86650057
Theres nothing to understand. They are movies created to make women feel because thats what women do. There is no logic. Girl meets boy, they instantly fall in love, "we just cant be together!", "WHY!? ID DIE FOR YOU!", boy or girl cheats on the other one, "WHY!? IVE ONLY EVER LOVED YOU", they live happily ever after, roll credits.

>>86650057
Comedy and romance are pretty much the oldest genres there are, our understanding of both concepts is almost innate, as in from birth, regardless of gender or intellect

>>86649758
This all day

>>86650155
bulking up, getting a hair cut, getting a tan and yes actually being confident instead of an assumed sperg would do a lot for that guy. Seriously do you think all women think they can get gigga-chad on the left?

>>86650155
He's a workout program and a new hairstyle away from comberbatch

>>86646024
Watched this with my girlfriend, she didnt care for it much. Anon I started crying, not because of my girlfriend but because this was the first war movie I ever watched. I must have been... 4? I was young. Watched it at my grandparents house with my grand dad. I remember the colors most of all, I think he gave me some Lego bricks because I made a model of Rorke Drift with them, each small red brick with a solider, except for the men on the rooftops who were blue and green because I was out of red bricks. I made the Zulu bull formation with Megablocks.
When the movie was over I turned the lego and megablocks into guns, and hit behind the chair as me and my grand dad pretended to shoot each other.
He died a year ago, and I didn't shed a tear. I finished that movie and just started crying like a child as it all came flooding back to me. Me and her are separated by the Atlantic ocean (I know I know) so I could mute myself, I didn't want her to hear me cry. Sorry for the nonsense, it just came to mind.

>no Pain and Gain

Come on /tv/

>>86650336
That's a nice story Anon. Hope all is well.

>>86650242
>>86650283

Thats the point of the pic guys. Confidence only goes with self respect. I've always looked at this image as "probably a normal guy that looks after himself and a guy that sits around thinking why do women hate nice guys

>>86645290
>Holy fuck.....did she understand it, lads?
You're dating a trap.

>>86646549

I feel like you think you were making a point but you actually weren't.

>>86647576
And in the novels, he's fighting the American Navy.

>>86649119
Jesus, dude, what woman hurt you? I can check all those boxes and whaddaya know, i'm not a raging autist like you that views women the same way /pol/ views Jews. Literally kys

>>86636091
That physically hurt to read

>>86643690
>everyone ignores the fact that point break was directed by a woman

Political opinions on this site always contradict themselves by definition

>>86649769
this

>>86650336
bullshit you can't remember shit at 4 kys

>>86649442
>>86649643
>>86649736

Way to swallow that bait like your imaginary wife's dick, my man

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>non-meme answer

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>>86649691
>tfw I can sing the entire scene of "Javert releases 24601 on parole" by myself, voicing both parts.

>>86654366
I have memories from ages 2 and 3, you fucking brainlet.

>>86647346
You do know that the cuck in that pic was polish right?

>>86637179
No, it's prostitution actually. Followed closely by the shocking amount of pregnancies onboard modern ships.

>>86646273
>ywn be this insecure about your manhood
Feels good, man.

>>86655435
That show was gay as fuck

>>86644715

top half or bottom half?

Band of Brothers is a TV show that women will never understand.

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>>86636013
>>86636091
Im fucking baffled by the ""misogyny""(yeah, fuck this word, but its fucking true in your cases) you perma virgins feel towards all women.
Sure, i understand you are mad that girls didnt loom at you and shit, but dont you faggots have mothers?Do you really see your own moms like some kind of subhuman?
Theres no stronger form of love than the love of a mother for her child, and you apes trying to meme that "women cant feel love" is fucking retarded

>>86657898
You have to go back.

>>86636013
Why didn't they make a sequel to this kino?

>>86636032
cause there's no women in the movie

>>86637331
Lol british navy > American
>what is the war of 1812

>>86659220

Read the books.

>>86659784
Agreed

US navy just collided with ANOTHER merchant ship today

so incompetent

>>86636091
>unnecessary politicization
so when are you going to overdose on those redpills of yours, you kike

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>>86636013

>>86637142
Yes, there's no way for them to do hard work.

>>86643690
>no Patton
Granted it shares a lot of themes with Lawrence, but I would have Patton on there instead of Point Break

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>>86636013
Not a movie, but definitely this

Toasty roastie general

>>86659784
>>86659867
Lol at this point its common consensus that millitary wise canada won on the land and America won on the sea. Britain and their holier than thou attitudes pretty much sucked at both.

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>>86649442
>wanting to have children

>>86660639
>canada
>won on land
I'm canadian, but what?

>>86636013
LoTR and The Hobbit.

Only one with true morals can understand these.

>>86639366
wife material

nobody posted taxi driver yet?

>>86657898
>Do you really see your own moms like some kind of subhuman?
My mother is one of the most reasonable women I've ever met and she's still fucking crazy compared to the men in the family.

>>86645426
My girlfriend loved this show

>>86636113
The stick insect inspired Captain Jack to spring a trap on the Acheron. That insect would not have been found if not for the doctor's "discovery". Also, the doctor did fight in the melee using a cutlass.

>>86660764
Or canadians, whatever the equivelent to people north of america in 1812. Living life in the American wilderness makes you hard as shit.

>>86646195
>every scene looks you straight in the eye...and spits!

Thats great

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>>86660212
>netflix

>>86643690

Add 13th Warrior

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>>86636013
>>Movies that only men can understand
is this how guys come out of the closet without openly admitting it?

>>86661082
There are probably things only roasties can understand too.

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I don't think I've ever met a woman who didn't think the movie was just about fart jokes

>>86661027
Doesn't make it a bad movie. The only problem is that some of the african mercenaries wear anachronistic camo, but thats excusable since the movie was made with scraps from "Beasts of a nation"

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>>86660579
>OMG!! they make such cute couple!

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>>86661208

>>86661208
Is that were you're supposed to put your penis

Holy shit

>>86661280
Jesus fuck that is exactly what a woman would say isn't it

>>86645426
Rip Andy, He was an underrated actor for sure.

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>>86661908
>>86661280
>>86660579

>watching BoB with ex gf
>Malarkey goes up to german prisoners and says "wher you from, son?"
>german responds "Eugene, Oregon
>ex gf starts giggling at this exchange
I'm glad I broke up with her

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>>86643690
>>86636013

How about Hell Or High Water?

>>86657898
Letting normalfags post here was a mistake.

We can't have a patrician thread without some reddit numale stumbling in and taking a shit in the middle of the room like his opinion has value.

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>>86641101

>>86637823
And yours by suicide bomb

>>86646703
This is one of those movies with a script that was much higher caliber than the budget. It makes me hate hollywood that bullshit gets trillions of dollars to be made but something like this can't be afforded a few more shekels because it's not about some gay cripple.

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>>86661340

>>86666326
>modern spess anime will never achieve this scope, and will instead be about space ships manned by a high school classroom with 11 episodes of swimsuit filler hijinks and one cool battle with explosions

>>86663667
>>german responds "Eugene, Oregon
>>ex gf starts giggling at this exchange
What did she mean by this?

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>>86666909
WE HAVE TO GO BACK

>>86666940
>What did she mean by this?
I have no idea, but she laughed as soon as the german responded and it pissed me off

t. afghanistan vet

>>86666940

I think I remember that bit, the guy was actually American. One of the characters explains that some ethnic Germans in other countries answered a call to come fight for the nation. She was probably laughing because it was unexpected to see a German soldier suddenly talk like an American.

>>86667120
I hope she gets drafted where she'll get splayed open by artillery shrapnel
what a fucking cunt

>>86647200
modern capitalistic life is artificial, i want to live like a normal animal in a realistic nature

>OP coming back every few hours to bump the only thing that brings validation in his life

>>86645426
my mom actually watched this with he bf and she got me into this show.

>>86647354
100% this.

Assassination of Jesse James is a film women are not wired to understand.

Themes of idolization for masculine figures, the distortion of fame in a pre-mass media era, Realizing the humanity of those we look up to, fading into obscurity, regret...

>>86665015
Just watched it. Great shit.

>>86636118
>ywn be a KaLeu.

>>86646034
That´s such bullshit, I know dozens of women that will say LOTR is their favorite movie.

>>86636526
>Master.and.Commander-The.Far.Side.of.the.World.2003.

>the movie is 14 years old

WHAT THE FUCK!?

>>86636189
So are you, halfwit. You can´t navigate the sea or understand its laws

>>86657898
Not an Argument.

>>86641101
>16 movies
>still not dead
is it even real beancore?

>>86641101
OVER THE HILLS AND O'ER THE MAIN,
TO FLANDERS PORTUGAL AND SPAIN
THE QUEEN COMMANDS AND WE'LL OBEY

>>86641101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C8IuThoWuU

BASTARD!

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>>86660711
Good goy. Just play your video games and smoke weed all day. Let the Muslims out breed you.

>>86637179
>pussy for moths.

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>>86660942
>>86660639
>>86659867
>>86659784

Where the fuck are the Australians dammit? All the British/Moosehumper trolling tonight is coma inducing. Anymore of this and we'll catch as much AIDS as your mother's snatch.

>>86636947
>>86637201
>>86637241

Dude, the British sucked ass every time they fought the Americans. One loss in the Revolution, another in 1812, and then in the 1900s it involved them constantly getting their ass kicked by the Germans.

We practically made their capital surrender to us before they called backup from England and the Indians. Even then they still got pushed completely out of the areas in the Americas they used to own in post Revolution.

The Germans went even more apeshit on them with just a fleet of U-Boats. It was embarrassing.

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>>86646671

In time
we'll be dancing in the streets all night

That song makes me cry so many tears of joy.

>>86643835
2masculine

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>>86647346

>now the drawers next White boi!

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>>86636013

>nothing but trash suggestions
boys are so inferior lmao

>>86636013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au7rXWLTYlI

>>86657898
>you virgins angry at women cause you dont have sex xddd
you say it like its your own original idea and not every numale's answer to any negative post about women

>>86636118

>Herr Kaleun

;_;

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>>86636091
>Concepts such as honor, bravery, brotherhood, hard work and loyalty are alien to liberals and women.

>>86657898
The Rick and Morty general is only a few clicks away anon

>>86643690
It really burns me that In Bruges isn't on this list. Oh well.

Eraserhead

>>86643690
>no FotR
>no RotK

>>86636091
this triggers the eternal roastie

>>86665790
And you by nigger

>>86645365
>Battle of Britain
>failure

>>86636118
The only right answer