/lbg/ - Letterboxd General

I hate every single one of you.

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wahoo!!!!!!!!! I watched another movie that I liked!!!!!!!!!

>>86633699
>>86633539
If you want actual discussion you could try not shitposting.

I think if your job is to review movies from a fanboy culture perspective you shouldn't be allowed to talk politics.

so, a needle pulling thread

FUCK YOU

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https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/

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http://www.myduckisdead.org/?zx=5cf1c841edf449c6

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Dear anyone who posts in these threads

>You are a piece of shit whose attempts to intrude on an individual's personal reality as an authority on subjective matters without having the insight to warrant it are merely for your own ego gratification. What's so appalling is that some idiots are dumb enough to allow it.
>You're a hypocrite whose contribution spurs metadiscussion and shitposting but condemns both. Likely, you reconcile this with some otherwise untenable delusions about providing a necessary service but only for your desperation for gratification.
>You're a fucking loser who doesn't understand pronouns.
>You know nothing of film, ignorance evinced by your selections for Letterboxd favorites and even posting in these threads in the first place, preferring repetitive anodyne discussion bordering on masturbation over occasional insight and depth. Those posturing gits are as desperate and fragile as you.

It's fucking galling when some unbelievable cretin thinks himself able to comprehend and appraise his superior.

Kill yourselves.

>>86635416
>1 star for baywatch
Obviously you don't know kino.

>>86635489
Wrong. Giving it anything more than one star would have indicated that, cuck.

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Moonlight was mostly shit. gotta rank those oppression points for the oscar ceremony, amirite?

The USSR version of The Little Mermaid was great. even better than the Czech one imo

https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/

Please explain this website to me, is it just a circlejerk r/TrueFilm version of IMDb?

>>86635622
Nothing from SU was good

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>>86635765
>Nothing from SU was good

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>letterboxd

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>>86635765

>>86635486
It was funny the first. Not so much the 9th time.

>>86636361
>he thinks it's a joke

>>86635622
Town is so good, one of the best films of that kind.

/lbg/ made me fall in love with a guy named wesley!!!

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>>86636555

>>86636920
3D GLASSES!!!!!!!!!

>Jerry Lewis dead
i was wondering yesterday when this chaim would die and now it happened

"President Ronald Reagan, the ACTOR? Who's Vice President, Jerry Lewis?!"

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>>86637043
No. :(

emma made me fall in love with a guy named jerry lewis!!!
but now he's dead!!! :'(

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It's Kind Of A Funny Story has a high tier cast but it's so safe and predictable.

https://letterboxd.com/thepartyoftea/

>>86638364
says a lot, about society, these days,,,

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https://letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/

>>86638360

>Look at his IMDB
>Nothing but old shitty comedies (I like Old Films but not 60s lol I fell down so funny Slapstick shit)

RIP I guess...

>>86639060
lol I fell down so funny Slapstick shit

If this guy was so great and well known, why has his name literally never been mentioned on this board before?

>>86635622
>mon oncle
my nigger

>>86638811
It was a freak skydiving accident.

He was 91 years old, you fucking moron.

>>86637676
>high tier cast
>Emma Roberts and a bunch of jews

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what horror should i watch next?
here's what ive already seen

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Top five Aldrich:

>Kiss Me Deadly
>The Choirboys
>What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
>Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte
>The Legend of Lylah Clare

>>86639229
all the old ones

>>86639229
possession (1981)

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/79617163/#79629917

>>86639229
Split is the best out of those.

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>>86639166

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https://letterboxd.com/swimmingpool

>>86638335

>>86639587
who the fuck names themself swimmingpool

>>86639617
I named my cat Waterpark

>>86633934
go fuck yourself

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>>86639534
You are my negro.

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>>86639691
No I am not

>>86639673
I intend to, it's very relaxing.

>>86639691
of course some faggot would make a frog face on body smug arms Pepe
>>86639749
of course some faggot would make a frog wearing sweater on table with a book & mug that says "feels good man" in front of a fireplace in a wooden cabin Pepe

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>>86639825

>>86639874
of course some faggot would make a fat winking Pepe

>>86639874
me:
>just cleaned my apartment
>walked 1 mile
>about to go fill up on gas and cigarettes

you:
>just spent 2 hours watching a movie
>no life

How's it feel, /lbg/?

>>86639924
walks are lame, shoulda jogged. cigarettes are garbage i feel bad for ya. wow a CLEAN apartment u say? wow i keep my sh*t clean year round wow this dude CLEANED part of a building that he pays for every month for precisely zero equity. litterly informing us all of two detrimental life mistakes tryina act smug lol 'the fuck outta here who goes out just to fill up on gas lol you goin to work after that ma dude? lmao yea ya are brosef i am famous, i am adored, i am sought-after. i get accolades you load stacks of printer paper onto pallets at eight in the morning. you are nowhere near my level. don't kid yaself

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>>86639924
Feels bretty good

>>86639290
not a horror film

>>86640066
ah-bloo-bloo

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>>86639617
I do

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>master race reporting in

>>86640066
of course some faggot would make a retard frog holding pillow while smoking looking at a black and white tv screen with a frog & a girl Pepe
>>86640094
of course some faggot would make a frog with cool glasses with a stylish miami palm tree and sunset background Pepe

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>>86640121

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Of course some faggot would make a Big Shoe Pepe

>>86640094
>misusing the meme
yikes

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>>86640141
>retard frog

>>86638364
damn....

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>>86640211

>>86640252
of course some faggot would make a retard frog extreme close up crying Pepe

>>86639229
The Tunnel
Black Death
Drag Me to Hell
Ginger Snaps
Cemetery Man
House
The Changeling
Carnival of Souls
Haxan

>>86639290
This one too.

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+ Logan Lucky

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

happy birthday to Isaac Hayes

>>86639060
he was a key part (and really good in) Scorsese's best film, and he also gave us the day the clown cried meme. A worthwhile life imo

>>86642682
Isaac Hayes got killed by the scientologists

>>86642893

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Meme flicks.

>>86643294
plz respect this movie I worked hard on it

>>86643294
plz respect this movie I worked hard on it

>>86643294
frog butt

>>86643294
on your face

>>86643294
and ____

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>>86643745
defecate

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wahoo!!!!!!!!! I watched another movie that I liked!!!!!!!!!

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>>86644451
If your goal was to make an insufferable nuisance of yourself, good job, you've exceeded beyond any reasonable measure.

>>86644451
>>86633699
why do you do this

>>86644705
of course some faggot would make a weird eyed frog looking at you disgusted Pepe

>>86644727
For fun?

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Anyone else seen this? What did you think of it?

>>86645195
lol I fell down so funny Slapstick shit

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Pete the Cat EXPOSED

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>>86645659
Holy shit! How will he ever recover? An eternal BTFO if ever I saw one.

>>86645596

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>>86646180

>>86638364
Really makes you think

>>86647116
googoo gaga

>>86646180
Pete's just uneasy that JoJo and SS will btfo him again while he sits cowering in a corner

>>86647178
t. embryo

>>86647139
what the fuck is that suppose to mean??

>>86647264
wahhhhhhh wahhhhhhh!!!!

>>86647295
fuck you bitch...

>>86647323
>>86635317

>>86635486
YOU MADE ME LOOK A WORD UP YOU COCKSUCKER

>>86640141
you're so hard and edgy man!!1

>>86647350
bitch

>>86647116
>those favorites
>boss baby 2/10
>annabelle the preprequel sequel 8/10
yikes

Shrimp i'd like to point out that last night i dreamed that someone brought a blu-ray copy of Manhattan Murder Mystery to school to watch

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are these good

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Plebeians who actually think they have taste general? Although, i guess the whole board is a containment for that.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13752559

>>86648941
boss baby was crap and annabelle was good, what's wrong with that?

>>86650543
who's the lying piece of shit that voted 10 years +?

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Gene Kelly > Jerry Lewis

>>86635416
>less than 2000 films watched
>less than 20 films from the 20s watched (shorts don't count)
>less than 20 films from the 30s watched (shorts don't count)
>less than 15 films from the 40s watched (shorts don't count)
>5 pages for pre 1970 films logged
>16 pages for post 1970 films logged
I'm not going to follow you, you're an embryo.

>>86651424
smoothhands loves Griffith though

>>86651716
everyone does.

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Pete, only three stars for The Nutty Professor? It's a four-starrer AT LEAST.

>>86652577
ok i give it 4/6

>>86652634
You're a faggot.

>>86635622
>Mon Oncle
MY FUCKING NIGGER

Watch as rich white guys complain about being rich white guys because they're stupid rich white guys.

i wonder where rooney is today

>>86651755
wtf I hate Griffith now!

great now i just saw an unrelated youtube video making a reference to The Nutty Professor on the same day I saw it, screw all y'all

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>I somehow avoided the SMART POSTERS FILTER MARA news
H*ll yes!!

>>86633353
>Anon dissappointed in Letterboxd posters
>Literally just Anon dissappointed in the posters they display on Letterboxd
I don't know what i expected

>>86654128
Hi, Anon! I was busy making my game in SP01L3RUnitySP01L3R

I'm gonna watch a flick in an hour, but I'm really liking One Piss atm.

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Is there any user more pathetic than Bruce Melvin? Like just a really p.o.s. user that no one likes? I can't think of any.

>>86656908
/theprez deleted her account

>>86656908
megaautist

REMINDER

Official /lbg/ Shitposters to Avoid, 2017 Edition:

/dropout_bear
/jackieray
/link_gorro
/lozjudai
/smoothhands
/steakbro
/Synt
/myrmician
/rostova
/coryburning
/cancer
/belisarius
/am
/27AMDi34
/albion

>>86641365
What's number 5?

>>86655935
Rooney can you brap in my mouth please? :3

>>86658274
maybe this appeals to someone not in heels...

>>86658330
You're not Patricia Rooney Emily Pengis Pongis Beanis

>>86658544
I am Patricia Rooney Emily Pengis Pongis Beanis!!!

>>86658638
Bruce, you love Emily Bean not Patricia Rooney

>>86658733
I love PIngis Pongis

>>86658760
*braps
Oops :3

>>86658842
Bruce, that's not cute, it's disgusting

>>161379541
It's fucking galling when some unbelievable cretin thinks himself able to comprehend and appraise his superior.

>>86658966
>>>/a/161379541

>>86658274
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!

>>86658966
Rooney can you brap in my mouth please? :3

>>86659045
No! Not until I win an oscar!

based boongis benis

>>86659024
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!
Sexy

>>86659241
<3

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>Bruce has split personality now

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>mfw machill is the emily jean poster

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Am I allowed here

>>86660960
yes

>>86660960
nope

>>86660399
everyone knows its bruce and he likes to roleplay as machill for some embarrassing reason

>>86661274
*gets buttfucked* wahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>86660960
be careful

I don't follow people who don't use the diary function

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>>86657681
Truncated (neutered) version.

COMPLETE LIST OF KNOWN DISCORD CIRCLE-JERK ASS-CLOWNS/USERS TO AVOID:
>27AMDi34
>a7xfan
>acid
>aeltbx
>albion
>Anchy
>Arokz
>Bandabydoo
>Bel
>brenx923
>cancer
>CoryBurning
>dontpokethebear
>dropout_gorro (their ringleader)
>DPIW73
>MrEnormous
>fabs
>FutureDays
>Gundenspand
>hbk
>hellodepresso
>HolderCamp
>Ivanovsky
>JamesHealey
>Josiahmorgan11
>kailasha
>KagMagnus
>Kikomia
>lennykoggins
>Lozjudai
>machill54
>mastro666
>megapedo
>Miranna
>myrmician
>Nosaj
>NotAName
>ohmangoddamn
>OriginalName3
>OtherM
>pastafrola
>petethecat (their retard punching bag)
>Pupkin
>robertopancake
>roezlf
>Rostova
>Shamo
>Shao_liu_ringon
>Smoothhands
>steakbro
>SwimmingPool
>sylvydra
>Synt
>thepartyoftea
>theprez
>tsar
>winstonne
>Yoshii05

Absolutely Not Discord Samefags (conclusive evidence has surfaced):
>Altarwise
>Amaranth
>hentaicop
>PUNQ
>rischka
>xenoplanet

>>86661664
>>a7xfan
stopped reading
you don't know anything

>>86661664
>>Amaranth
What about tinychat circle-jerk ass-clowns? Seems like you're forgetting an important contingent.

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>>86661707
I'm sure you're on that list too, ass-clown of dropout_gorro.

>>86661970
i don't even think half of the people on that list even exist anymore

just admit you're an amaranth orbiter and save the trouble.

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>>86662030
Take it easy, ass-colown, I'm just stating the facts.

>>86662158
a person too new to recognize a7xfan isn't in the position to make any lists sorry to say

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>mfw the discord ass-clowns start talking back

>>86661664
ha I'm not on this list

>>86663134
Yes you are.

>>86663300
I see 3 people I know that are not on this list

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>>86633353
Oh no! The statue controversy has caused them to come alive! We won't be able to take them down if they take down us first!

>>86663389
Name three(3)

>>86663490
>Naming them so people will know to avoid them

Try another method

>>86655935
what kind of game?

>>86663768
Rapelay 2 ft. Emma Stone and Rooney Mara

>>86663848
cool

*click to hold Emily Jean's hand*
cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E

>>86664594
STOP BEHAVING LIKE A PETULANT CHILD

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Who can brap louder? Audrey Hepburn or Patricia Rooney Emily Pengis Pongis Beanis

>>86664594
He's right you know

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Thoughts on the Letterboxd decision to remove all films from the database that aren't deemed "Professional"?

>>86668167
Oh no! Looks like amdjeet's gonna lose 2/3rds of his catalog!

>>86668413
who

personally, I think it's retarded

>>86668167
BANANA

>>86668167
>"I wrote that email." Thinks smug Blake Lively

B A N A N A
A
N
A
N
A

>>86668764
>>86669345
Yes, Bruce? :)

>>86669491
PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

>>86668167
Retarded.

>>86668167
Are you sure it's letterboxd and not tmdb? Letterboxd doesn't have its own movie database, as far as I know.

>>86668167
This is a dumb decision. Stupid pyramid scheme.

>>86672463
this

HEY, WHO BRAPPED ON IMBD

>>86675483
explain

>>86639229
suspiria

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https://letterboxd.com/mastro666/

rooney should be banned

>>86677777
wasted

>>86677777
fucking trash

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Is Grapes of Wrath 1940 an art film?

>>86680385
uh yeah

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Is Spellbound 1945 an art film?

>>86680421
>>86680385
>Hollywood
Into the trash

>>86680456
i hateee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :^D

>>86680409
Aren't art films supposed to be 2deep4u "what does it mean???" shit like Persona tho

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>>86680504
>Burpman

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me rn

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Is The Great McGinty 1940 an art film?

>>86681461
Bruce, you're French?

>>86681648
BRUCE THAT'S DISGUSTING

>>>/sci/9118625

>took 5 years for a Cars sequal
>took 13 years for a Incredibles sequal
fml

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Prepare the kool-aid

https://youtu.be/ec0XKhAHR5I

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THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>86639924
>cigarettes
I might be wasting my life but at least im not dying from cancer at 50, you dirty degenerate

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>AYYYY SHIT WE'S GOT YO SUN WHITEBOI

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wahoo!!!!!!!!!

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THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

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TOTALITY

>>86685820
HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH

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THE COMMIES JUST NUKED THE FUCKING MOON

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Absolutely epic.

The meteorologist reporter is crying!

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>Then the moon turns out to be a living creature

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You will never live in a era where we don't understand the science and everyone thinks were all going to die

>Americans literally clapping at the eclipse

THANK YOU BASED BLACK SCIENCE MAN!

>fucking rains cats and dogs, ruining my homemade™ eclipse viewer I was carrying to class
>no eclipse glasses
>gonna ruin my eyes glancing at it every few seconds
florida is a shitty state for shitty people

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IZ DA JOOS

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>Be in UK
> Greatest eclipse in years
> Sky is overcast, same as every other day
> can not see the sun
> cannot see eclipse
> sky looks same as every day before

>>86686271
>NASA
Eclipse confirmed hoax. Dumb sheeple. Go back to what you were doing.

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Wew Lad

None of these posts are about Letterboxd or television or film

None of these posts are about The Solar Eclipse or Science or Math

>>86684032
wtf my boyfriend just DIED

>>86686687
you have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend?

some poor weeb schmuck is probably taking his waifu pillow outside right now so they can view it together

>>86668413
lmaoooooooo

I hope slept died in the latest Solar Eclipse

>>86687693
Slept slept during it, what a fuckin wanker lol

>>86676593
my african american

>>>/wsg/1839487

>>86688490
>browsing anime thread

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
― Albert Einstein

Badly edited, poor continuity and internal consistency. Authors seem to change between books. Plot is cliched and thin, with virtually no character development save for Judas Iscariot. The main characters of Jesus and Moses are entirely one dimensional messianic figures. The novel opens with Adam and Eve, and then ignores them for the next thousand pages or so. The built-in bookmark was a nice touch, but a little pretentious.

Oddly, it wasn't shelved with the other fiction books.

If you're a fan of Greek mythology, this one's for you. A penchant for fiery places, gnashing of teeth, the number 666, miracle-working zombies, and utter disdain for homosexuals and feminism are helpful, but not required.

**Spoiler alert**
He dies in the end.

This is the most disjointed fantasy book I have read in a looong time!

Is this meant to be a collection of short stories? The one about the undead Jew who performs miraculous magic and hypnotizes people into eating bits of him and drinking his bloodwine was sick, but entertaining, I'll give it that!

Anonymous…what is that, Greek? What is up with trendy one-word names? GR doesn't like us to "review the author," so I'll leave it at that.

For now I'm not going to rate this, because it seems like there's supposed to be some sort of overall message, but it keeps contradicting itself until it's a jumbled mess. If there is a "message" I didn't get it. All the same, I'll give this one a go again some day, because it's a hoot!

This book is really annoying, sexist, homophobic, and a lot of other awful things too. Honestly, if a character isn't getting raped then they're being burned alive for being gay. It's horrible. Also, it's wayyy too long. No offense to anyone that liked it, but it simply bores me. The first chapter is okay I guess, but everyone is way too stupid. Who kills their brother over something that dumb? It's annoying, frankly. This is a book that I'd never read twice.

I'm not trying to be witty or anything, but I can't see what's so amazing about this book enough to worship it. Jesus is such a Mary Sue. Also, God is pretty awful to everyone else. Geez, dude, you think you could be a bit nicer to the people who are worshiping you all the time?

I haven't read the Qu'ran yet, but I hope it isn't as boring and dumb.

Inconsistent and contradictory.It was only after reading the entire bible that I began to question evey bit of dogma that had been shoved down my throat as a child. Had I not read the bible start to finish I probably would still believe in the god Jesus.

As Thomas Paine (founding father) said: "it is a book of lies, wickedness, and blasphemy"

This book is awful. The story line is disjoint, meandering and pointless. The characters are one dimensional, the morality is depraved and much of the book seems to be a delusion or a nightmare.
The book is full of racism, bigotry, sexism, child-rape, murder, incest and other despicable acts being portrayed as righteous.

Years ago, I would keep finding copies of this book carelessly left in hotel rooms - probably abandoned by other repulsed readers. Every time I found one, I would burn it to protect children or mentally handicapped people who might be foolish enough to believe any of this disgustingly perverted insane garbage.

Apparently, this book is very highly rated by child-molesters, people with pointy hats and delusions of grandeur, sanctimonious morally-stunted morons, slave-owners, and right-wing neo-con criminal types.

It should be called "The Wholly Drivel", not "The Holy Bible". I would avoid reading it.

Warning: most of this book was plagiarized from another one called the "Torah". It has also beem modified and rewritten in ungrammatical and poorly spelled Arabic and published under the name "Koran". No matter what name it is given, it is horrible.

Horribly written, not terribly entertaining fantasy, similar to Twilight except with more of an obsession with some crazy incredibly vengeful sky god rather than a crazy incredibly handsome vampire.

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>>86690389
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Bought this
Looks pretty neato

>>86692930
wahoo!!!!!!!!!

Almost every loud male feminist I've met has been a rapist so I'm not at all surprised Joss Whedon is an asshole.

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>>86693175
Fuck you talking about.

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Also bought this

p hyped

>>86693583
wahoo!!!!!!!!!

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whats the best place to get cheap blu-rays

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>>86692930
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>>86693693
dumb garbage poster

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>>86693727
lol stay mad buddy

I started lurking in these threads about a month ago. Was it always this memey? I thought I had finally found the promised land, a thread on /tv/ for actual film discussion

>>86693907
>/v/ memes

>>86693685
lmao at that pic

and I guess it depends where you live

>>86693919
No, it was much better in late 2015-early 2016 when we didn't have [s4s] furfag crossposters. It was even better before that.

>>86694564
>late 2015-early 2016
also shit
/lbg/ was only good in 2012-2013

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>>86694623

>>86694623
I don't think you actually read why I typed out

>>86694810
dumb frogposter

I picked this movie judging solely by the poster.
I wasn't disappointed.

(Hey, I have 100 followers now, that's cool.)

>>86695288
thats meaningless
whats your follows/followers ratio

https://letterboxd.com/glazomaniac/list/discomfort/

The author has requested that you don’t post comments here.

The list’s owner has blocked the author of this comment.

>>>/r9k/39220651

>>86695581
100/100 jelly?

>>86696827
lol 1/1
try 8/1

WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!

>>86700360
why isn't your name spelled Pingis Pongis god fucking dammit?

>>86700400
I went to the Pengis school of Fine Pongis.

>>86700490
no, it's PINGIS PONGIS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv2vDqMucnk

Can anyone recommend me some Dutch movies?

>>86703779
no

>>86705505
LOOK AT MAH DEE-VEE-DEES MAYAN!!!!

NEW THREAD: >>86705903

pingis pongis

Emily Bean

FUCK YOU