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Aug 21, 2017

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The 2017 "Great American" Solar Eclipse
The sticky

What is the solar eclipse? On August 21, in just a few days, the continental United States will experience its first total eclipse of the sun since 1979, and the first to cross from west to east coast since 1919. Please keep all discussion of this event to this thread, and share with us where you'll be viewing this amazing and rare spectacle of nature and what you'll be doing to commemorate this time. The next total eclipse to hit the U.S.A. will not be until 2024.

Totality: To view the full eclipse, you must be in the path of totality. This is the narrow, 70-mile wide path where the umbra (the darkest shadow of the moon) passes through. If you are not within the path of totality, you will miss the amazing spectacle that everyone the world over is coming to see. Do not be fooled by people who say 80% or 90% or even 99.99% partial eclipse is good enough. It's not. Even 99% obscuration is not enough to fully cover the sun in the same way that 100% can, and you will walk away feeling let down. See the resources below for maps of totality.

Traffic: Expect nightmare-ish traffic conditions as you get closer to and especially within the path of totality. Even in the middle of nowhere like Wyoming, traffic could be gridlocked for hours or even days on end. The state of Oregon is equating the situation to a natural disaster, with many rural as well as city roads at a total standstill. Gas stations may run out of fuel. If you are trying to get to the largest cities such as Salem, Nashville, or Columbia, you should depart wherever you're coming from by Sunday morning at the latest.

Lodging: Sold out everywhere. If you hadn't booked 6 months ago, you're out of luck.

Major cities within the path:

Salem, OR
Idaho Falls, ID
Jackson, WY
Lincoln, NE
Kansas City, KS
Columbia, MO
Carbondale, IL
Nashville, TN
Charleston, SC

Resources:

Live stream (Aug. 21)
Overall useful info site
Eclipse 101 by NASA
High quality solar viewing glasses — possibly sold out or too late to order, but many shops and events within the path of totality will be handing out glasses for free
Comprehensive list of viewing events
Google map showing the full path of totality and relevant details
Informative article
Informative write-up debunking various myths and misconceptions about a total eclipse

Watch this video:



And this one, which gives you an idea of just how spectacular the total eclipse can be:

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Since the dawn of time man has yearned to destroy the sun.
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>>9109738
>They took away the Vox video

Shit man now that is what I call a bold move. Good on you man. But when the (((other guy))) founds out you deleted his thread you will probably get your modding privileges revoked. But let it be known that you are a cool guy.
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>>9109747
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i will be boofing moxy, possibly i will make the 4 hour drive to the edge of mark twain.
but i will probably just walk up in the hills with 90% totality and see observe what the critters do.
think ill go to one of my squats and observe for a couple of days before
not sure what putting a psychedelic triptamine up my asshole will do to my field biology skills, thats part of the fun.
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>>9109752
why would you sticky this of all things?
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Will welder's goggles be sufficient?
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It's times like this where I wish I was located in the US.
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>>9109755
Because otherwise we'd be hip deep in eclipse threads by Monday.

>>9109757
Google "projecting eclipse with binoculars" or "pinhole camera eclipse" for another way to view before totality. hen total, you can look at the coronal display directly.
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Great... It's only hitting "literally who" fly-over states. Such a shame.
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How much will I be able to catch in NYC? Seems like a bummer.
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>>9109762
Times like this I wish my mother wasn't dependent on me so I can go see it.
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>see mod sticky on /sci/
>it's about the fucking solar eclipse

I mean, I get it it's a pretty cool thing, but is this really the only time you people remember our board exists?

anyway, you should add a list of countries that will have vision of the partial eclipse to the OP, since I haven't seen that mentioned anywhere else than wikipedia and some people may be unaware that they'll be able to see it too
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>>9109785
There's gonna be a lot of solar eclipse discussion in the coming days. Why not have a sticky?
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>>9109787
I'm not mad about the thread for the eclipse, I'm mad that it's the first sticky we've had in years (probably since 2013) and that they only seem to remember we exist to discuss their IFLScience-tier event
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>>9109767
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
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>>9109738
just a reminder, if you live in these cities that there will be a huge influx of people. Remember to keep extra water in your car, as you may be stuck in traffic for hours. Your city may run out of basic necessities like food. You should be prepared for eclipse induced cannibalism. Residents are also encouraged to keep at least 10 days worth of ammunition in the event of attack by lizard men or the emergence of lovecraftian horrors.
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>>9109791
>a fucking solar eclipse
>ifl-tier
Step away from the computer. Take a deep breath. And go outside for a few minutes you contrarian faggot.
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>>9109811
>ammunition
>against Eldrich horrors
lol
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Does anyone else find it strange that the moon and the sun are of just the right sizes and are at just the right distances away so that the moon can eclipse the sun in totality?

Please tell me there's a better reasoning behind this beyond pure coincidence before I go off the deep end.
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IF YOU BELIEVE
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>>9109834
>Does anyone else find it strange that the moon and the sun are of just the right sizes and are at just the right distances away so that the moon can eclipse the sun in totality?
They aren't, generally. You do realize the distance between the Earth, moon, and sun varies all the time right? And the rare instance in which they are certain distances apart is called a solar eclipse.
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>>9109770
Here you go...
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>>9109850
And, because why not, you can go ahead and get ready for the next "once in a lifetime" eclipse in the US.
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>>9109845
Well, no. That's not what I mean.

The Sun's distance from Earth is about 400 times the Moon's distance, and the Sun's diameter is about 400 times the Moon's diameter.

I'm not making any conclusions or anything. It's just interesting.
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>>9109850
75% totality in nyc is still worth watching no?
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>>9109845
But that's, you know, wrong.

An eclipse happens when they line up.

If the Earth is between the Sun and the Moon, you get a lunar eclipse. Which can only happen at the full moon, but does not happen every full mom because the Moon's orbit is not on the exact same plane as the Earth's orbit.

If the Moon is between the Sun and the Earth, you get a solar eclipse. These can be partial, if the Moon only blocks a part of the Sun as seen from Earth, or Total, if the Moon blocks the whole solar disk. You also get annular eclipses when the Moon is in the furthest part of it's orbit and so is too small, visually, to block the whole disk of the sun -- it leaves a ring of sunlight all around the Moon, and you can't se the corona.
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>>9109855
It'll be noticeable, yes. Look into the binoculars hack mentioned in >>9109765 Also, if you are in an area where you can see sunlight dappled through the leaves of a tree, you get a cool effect when the gaps between leaves creates a bunch of little pinhole-cameras, and projects a bunch of crescent sun images on the ground.
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I saw the one in '79, will be in place to see this one if the "chance of afternoon thunderstorms" doesn't take us out.
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>>9109867
>But that's, you know, wrong.
>An eclipse happens when they line up.
And what did I say that contradicts that, moron?
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fuck me I wanna see this shit, next one is in 48 years
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>>9109895
The next total eclipse to hit the U.S. will be in 2024.
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>>9109738
>Traffic: Expect nightmare-ish traffic conditions as you get closer to and especially within the path of totality.
is this just an alarmist description or may this actually occur?
i'm halfway through planning to road-trip to TN with some friends but i don't want this level of annoyance
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>>9109854
>The Sun's distance from Earth is about 400 times the Moon's distance
This distance changes every day.

>>9109855
>An eclipse happens when they line up.
A total eclipse only happens when they line up AND are the correct distances from each other.
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>>9109897
This, see >>9109852
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>>9109897
oh shit nigger I was wrong
Good. If I miss this one I can see the next one.
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>>9109890
You said "the rare instances when they are a certain distance apart is called a solar eclipse."

This is incorrect.

It's when the line up that makes an eclipse, when they line up in the right order that you get a solar eclipse. You could then add that when they line up, in the correct order and then are the right distance apart, you get a total solar eclipse.

But without the alignment, the distance will never be right to make a solar (or lunar) eclipse.
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>>9109901
But not by lots, compared to the overall distances involved. The Moon and the Sun are, more or less, the same size as seen in the sky

Because the relative distances change just enough, you do get annular eclipses, which are interesting but not as interesting as total solar eclipses, since you don't get the coronal display.

The fact that, at this moment in cosmic time, they are the correct distance apart for their size that we get some total solar eclipses, and the Moon can sometimes pass completely into Earth's umbra. the darker part of the shadow.
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>>9109905
>It's when the line up that makes an eclipse
Again, how is lining up mutually exclusive with being the correct distance apart? You do realize that the distances between three points determines their relative positions, right?
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>>9109812
Not all of us are young babies.
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>>9109924
Get off of 4chan and into your grave, grandpa
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>>9109815
How else are you going to kill yourself quickly and easily?
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>>9109791
What other threads/events do you think deserved a sticky here?
Ill wait.
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Bostin in ebin dredd :D

>tfw booked have a room booked in St. Joseph
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>>9109969
Not him, but "gender is in a spectrum" deserved a sticky, just to contain the shitposting if for no other reason
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>>9109749
why is Vox bad?
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(((>>9109991)))
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>>9109815
>>9109953
No you misunderstand, the ammunition is for shooting other people so they get consumed by Eldritch horrors, while you run away.
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>>9109738
Who gives a shit about watching eclipses? It has nothing to do with science or math. Unsticky this garbage thread
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>tfw will be in Alaska next week
could not be farther from the eclipse
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Live in metro Atlanta; trying to figure out if I should head north to Cleveland, TN or northeast to Greenville, SC.
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>>9110111
You could be antipodal to the eclipse
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>>9109738
Bros, I have my shitty telescope ready with aluminum foil over the pens and a pinhole punched in it
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>>9109898
I'm guessing it'll be like the 4th of July fireworks displays they do in my city. A bunch of people across the river in the next county park their cars on the side of the highway and watch the fireworks and then get back in their cars and try to get back onto the highway. Always a mess. I kinda doubt there will be people stuck "for days" in traffic though. There'll probably be some morons trying to look at it whilst driving and will kill themselves and others in some fiery crashes as well.
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moved to Columbia MO for school two weeks ago. didn't even know about the eclipse when I decided to go.
feels goodman.
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InnerSS map: this shows a zoom on the inner solar system, and the solid lines show ten-day tracks for each of the bodies.

During totality you get to see the inner solar system in its entirety for just a brief moment. Here's a star chart so you can familiarize yourself with the eclipsed sky and prepare where to look for what so you don't fumble in stupid awe at the time.
In Idaho (where I'll be) the Sun will be SE by E. Facing that direction:
Mercury will be just below the eclipse, and
Mars will be just above the eclipse (if it's not too dim to see, does it look orange?), and
Venus higher up, above Mars.
Not sure if you'll see Regulus (a bright star), but here's an interesting note: a very similar eclipse configuration in 1914 seen from Crimea allowed astronomers to measure the offset of Regulus's position, thus confirming a prediction of relativity's model that there's a bending of space by gravity (the Sun's gravity in this case).
Jupiter may be just rising. It's very bright, and may very well be visible at eclipse. We are moving away from it.

Relative to the Sun, Mercury is moving upwards and will pass to the right of the Sun (inferior conjunction on the 26th). If it passed in front of the Sun, we'd have a "transit of Mercury."
Mars is moving upward as we catch up to it on the inside track. We lap Mars (opposition) is a year away. On the map, it shows Mars moving down. It really is, but more slowly than the Sun. So it is increasing separation and is why I said "up" earlier.
Venus is decently far from the Sun, but is closing in on it - greatest western elongation was over a month ago. It is moving away from us and down on its way to the far side of the Sun in January (superior conjunction).
The winter hexagon will be high up in the southwest, so look for lots of bright stars. Sirius is the brightest star (next to the Sun) in the sky. It'll be about halfway up the sky just right of south.
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>>9110149
Things to look for and monitor as totality approaches:
Will you see the shadow approach from the west, and/or disappear to the east?
If it's hazy or cloudy, can you see the shadow on the clouds?
Listen - does it get quiet (except for others around you whooping it up)?
During totality, you can look directly at the Sun's corona without dark glasses. Hold your hand/fist up at arm's length so you can quantify the size and remember in the future.
How much of the sky reveals stars? Do yu see any? Too many to count?
Do you see the band of lit sky all around you?

EclipseMap: rotate the map so the direction you face is at the bottom. The center is straight up. As you turn to look another direction, rotate the map. The dashed line is the ecliptic - the path of the Sun among the stars (AKA the orbital plane of the Earth).
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Is it possible for an eclipse to be so big that the sun gets sucked in?
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>tfw you live in europe
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>missing first two days of classes to see the eclipse in Wyoming with my family

ehh I'll just miss the handing out of the syllabuses so whatever
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there's a possibility of a massive earthquake?
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>>9110174
What if the Yellowstone Caldera erupts during the eclipse?
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To all you morons asking "how does i view solar eclipse safely???". Just take your phone, open the camera, block the sun with your phone, and observe the eclipse via the screen. You will get a better view than the morons using dark glasses, and you have the added bonus of being able to record and watch at the same time.
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>>9110195
That'd be some epic ass apocalyptic type shit right there
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>>9110204
I'd rather get a welding helmet lens.
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>>9109738
toasting in epic bread
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>>9110102
This, fuck all the people who are going to get together and enjoy this, i'm just gonna chill home alone and probably completely forget it's happening UNTIL I TURN INTO A WEREWOLF awooooo
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>>9110113
I'd go to Cleveland. The other two seem sketchy on the weather.
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I'll be driving to Casper, Wyoming unless weather turns for the worse.
I'm actually curious and a bit excited about the crowds. I'm planning tons of extra time and bringing lots of supplies.
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>>9109738

It's good fun but the OP is overselling the event's tourism attractiveness and overall cosmic importance for some reason.
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>>9109884

Hello old one, tell us your stories plx
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>>9110206
>Welding helmet lens

This guy knows what's up.

Nasa recommends shade 14 lenses or higher, which by now will likely be sold out across North America.

Luckily, you can stack multiple lenses and add their shade values together; you just need to subtract 1 shade from the resulting shade value.

So two layers of shade 8 lenses would be
[math](8 + 8) - 1 = Shade 15[/math]
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>>9110446
Since this is /sci/, I have to ask: where this -1 comes from?
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>>9109850
>>9109852

>tfw in Arizona, fuck my life.
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Imagine all the people who will be having sex after seeing the eclipse.
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>>9110539

Really gets the feels flowing.
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>>9109969
Things like CRISPR, Nobel prizes,
EM drive, supposed Dyson sphere...
All the overdone temporary memes, for
containment, and things that deserved
more attention.
Maybe an IQ, frog and gorilla sticky?
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>>9109923
I could explain it to you again, but I can't understand it for you.
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>>9110151
>>9110149

Nice.

Here's another image that may be helpful.

http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/august-21-2017-solar-eclipse-4-planets-bright-stars
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>>9109738

shit thread, swaglord
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>>9110174
There is always the possibility of a massive earthquake.
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>>9110355
>OP is overselling the event's tourism attractiveness

Depends on where along the track you are.

Lots of folks are expected to head for Oregon to catch the earliest glimpse of the eclipse, and California is populous and relatively close. Based on hotel and campsite reservations, some small towns along the route are expecting their population to triple for the day, and these are towns with one gas station, bad cell phone coverage and maybe a diner to get a meal. Add some shitty roadfs, in you'll get some interesting times there.

Other spots along the route are more remote from population centers, or are in towns with better infrastructure, where it won;t be such an issue..
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>>9110377
Well, first he Earth cooled, and then there were dinosaurs...

But seeing the eclipse was pretty neat. We drove with another family into South Carolina with a 2 1/2 inch refractor telescope that had a solar projection screen, and set up along the path of totality out in the middle of freaking nowhere. We watched the disk of the sun getting blocked out by the moon, and as totality approached and it started to get noticeably dark, the birds started roosting, cows headed for the barn, roosters began to crow...

Seeing the corona blazing around the edges of the moon was amazing, and we saw "Bailey's Beads," where flecks of sunlight shine through passes of mountain ranges along the edge of the lunar disk.

Pictures I took with a small Instamatic camera were disappointing, of course, and just showed a tiny ring in the middle of a black field. I hope to better this time... headed back to SC, as it turns out.
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>>9110102
what are you talking about? einstein's theories were verified with the aid of scientists waiting for eclipses.

there were some scientists who went to russia and were arrested as spies because they went to do research during a total eclipse

fuck you mean this isn't science you dumbass fuck?

pic related: my captcha aka you
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>>9110677
And here's some science-related stuff going on during the upcoming eclipse.

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2017/chasing-the-total-solar-eclipse-from-nasa-s-wb-57f-jets
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>>9109738
>Crowd standing on a cloudy beach cheering the eclipse.
>People across Britain listening to the eclipse on the radio

Now the list of things I have seen contains everything.
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>>9110648
I really look forward to you explaining how the distances between three points does not determine a unique triangle. i.e. if three points A,B,C along a line have distances a,b,c from each other, there is not some other configuration of the points with the same respective distances a,b,c between them which does not lie along a line.
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>>9110648
>>9110887
Ahiwhile I'm waiting, I'll provide a proof of what you must disprove. If A,B,C lie along a line in that order, let us call a the distance between A and B, b the distance between B and C, and c, the distance between A and C.

Then c = a + b since they lie along a line

By the Triangle Inequality, we know that a triangle cannot be created with sides a+b less than or equal to c. Thus any points with c = a+b must lie along a line or not exist at all. QED.
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>>9110620
>CRISPR, EM Drive, Dyson Sphere
>>>/x/
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>>9109738

>tfw living in salem

fucking KEEP OUT OF MY CITY REEEE
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What did he mean by this?
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>>9110902
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>>9110620
fuck that. the only thread that maybe should also be stickied is the fall classes one.

or maybe a sticky consciousness thread that drops you in /trash/ after you try to post in it
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>>9110981
Use your words like a big boy.
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I think at this point the mods would do as well to prune all the shit out of this thread, lock it, and leave the posts that give some info on eclipses and how to watch them for the off-worlders to read when they come here looking for advice on how to look at an eclipse. as well
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Where to find free glasses in the UK?
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>>9111062
Are there even free glasses offered anywhere
I'm just going to look at it through pinhole in aluminum foil in front of my telescope with a camera on the end
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>>9109738
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>>9109738
Fuck that shit, I'll just watch a recording on youtube.

August 21st is my first day of classes, not missing that for some shitty solar event
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>>9111172
>being a faggot
must be an engineer
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>tfw canadafag and only 70% sun-coverage here
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>>9111172
Lol you must be going to some Humpty Dumpty school for them not to have known about such a major event and plan accordingly.
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I'm super curious if the crowd predictions will be as bad as they say it will. Thoughts?
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>>9111197
Hope not. I'm driving up the day before to he safe, but driving back so I can go to work the next day. We'll see, but I'd rather not have to call my boss and tell him I'm stuck on the highway
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>>9111140
>tfw going to St. Joseph
>tfw forecast shows chance of clouds
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http://www.eclipse2017.org/2017/weather.htm
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/08/17/total-solar-eclipse-weather-forecast-as-of-aug-17/
https://weather.com/forecast/national/news/solar-eclipse-weather-forecast-august-2017
https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/eclipse-travel-forecast-storms-may-cause-delays-in-southern-eastern-us/70002476
https://www.weather.gov/source/crh/eclipse.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4597164/NOAA-reveals-cloudiness-map-historic-2017-Eclipse.html
NOAA reveals interactive 'cloudiness' map This map shows the likelihood of being able to view the August 21, 2017, solar eclipse, based on historical cloudiness data from the NOAA NCEI 10-year hourly climate normals dataset.
https://ncsu.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=6771e9f10f904b7b8afa6cc99c4c7e7a
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>>9111197
It's going to vary hugely.

Was reading a news article from Oregon where some little piss-ant burg with one gas station, one diner spotty cell service and basically one road into town thought, a few years ago, that adverttising as being a great place to see the eclipse would be a Great Idea. Based on requests for information about campsites and hotel rooms, they are afraid the population of the town my more than double on Monday, with little infrastructure to cope with it. Overall, based on hotel and campsite bookings, the population of Oregon may increase by 25% on Monday, with all of that increase (and much of the normal population) trying to get into the zone of totality.

Columbia, SC, may also be a zoo.

Other places. not your first or last chance to see the eclipse and further from population centers, may be pretty quiet.

Read somewhere yesterday that about 11 million people live in the zone of totality, estimates for how many people will come into the zone Monday range from 1 to 7 million -- not spread out evenly, but clumped where Interstates come in and some hotels are available.

My hunch is other than a few places that advertised "come see us!" but lack the resources to deal with anybody coming, it will be crowded a bit here and there, but not too bad. Expect backups on the Interstates trying to get in or out, do not leave it to the last minute to get where you want to be, and plan on sitting in some traffic on the way home.
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>>9111172

>missing a once in a lifetime event for syllabus day
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why the fuck this thread in night mode
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>>9111379
Total eclipse
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>>9111391
of the heart
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>>9111184
Still worth it, that's a fantastic partial eclipse.
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>>9111052
I think the issue with your argument with the other gentlemen is due to a lack of terminology. I believe he meant to imply that only when the moon is close enough to the earth do we have a total solar eclipse. If the moon is too far away then we only have an annular solar eclipse.
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>>9111263
I feel a bit anxious about it desu. Here in Arizona no one cares about it, let alone only a few people that actually know about it. And I've been asking people about it for the last two months. My plan is to drive up to Casper, Wyoming. My worry is that the entire city of Denver is going to flock up there as well and I'll be caught completely off guard. I'm planning on going as prepared as possible, but the numbers expected are frightening.

Part of me thinks that the majority of the American population doesn't give a shit about such things because they either don't understand how amazing it will be or they simply have no interest in anything other than pop culture; thus a very small turnout mostly consisting of science buffs and astrologists.

Another part of me worries that everyone will finally be hearing about it via social media when the weekend begins and make a last minute trip and turn all roadways into parking lots.

My personal prediction is that the morning of the eclipse will be a gridlock and secretly I smile at the idea of the last minute planners getting fucked in traffic.
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what brand of glasses did you order?
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>>9111430
>I believe he meant to imply that only when the moon is close enough to the earth do we have a total solar eclipse.
That's what I said.

>If the moon is too far away then we only have an annular solar eclipse.
That's also what I said.
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>>9110169
you're gonna get dropped
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>>9111534
Then we agree! We're all learning together, and I believe that this eclipse will attract a massive new following to the sciences and even /sci/ for that matter.
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>>9111549
He can take classes next year, but you can never replicate this eclipse.

I can't even imagine the pain and suffering of being stuck in a classroom when you know a total eclipse is occurring.
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>>9111517
The best part is that solar viewer won't even arrive in time.
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>>9111549
I can't imagine a professor would drop a student just because he's going to see the eclipse

Not him, but I've already told my professor that I won't be there at the first day of class, and he's cool with it
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You guys should check out this video from the one that happened a few years ago in Svalbard. It's worth the length
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>>9111595
lmao forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edlJ2_924tU
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>>9111599
That's awesome. Gave me chills.
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>>9111420
Guess there's nothing we can do, then...
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>>9109852
>2024
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>>9111743
We'll all be dead by then. Thanks Obama!
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>>9111552
We did agree, you just claimed I was wrong for some reason: >>9109867
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Stupid question here:

I bought some eclipse viewing glasses off amazon. Supposedly ISO certified. They arrived, then I get an email from amazon telling me they aren't actually certified. Is it worth the risk? They're really fucking dark. When I put them on, I can't see shit.
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>>9111847
Proper glasses can still work even if they aren't ISO certified. If you put them on, you should be able to see NOTHING but the Sun. Literally, nothing else. Just the Sun.
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>>9109785
Would you rather have to wade through dozens of solar eclipse threads that people would probably start over the next few days? It's a containment thread.
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>>9111292
>once in a lifetime
>what is 2024???
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Going to be viewing it with shade 12 welding lenses. NASA says it should be good enough, and I couldn't find anything higher nor could I find any of those glasses anywhere near me. I'll be relaxing my eyes every now and then, never focusing on one spot of the sun. Hopefully I don't end up regretting this.
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>>9111555
What do you mean you can never replicate this eclipse? There is going to be over the US in 7 years
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>>9112089
Each total solar eclipse is different due to solar wind activity and how the moon covers the sun.

Let's also be very clear about opportunity here, you have two chances to see a total solar eclipse until 2045. Two... if one of them is cloudy and you skipped the other because of academics, you fucked up.
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>tfw living in eastern Idaho in the path of totality and people are fucking losing their minds
The shit I've had to put up with this last week and the last two months by the people that live here has been worse than the crowds that'll show up on Monday ever could be.
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>>9109969
spacex threads
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I live in Kentucky. Had a hotel booked a couple of months ago as well as having glasses ordered.

Prior planning prevents piss poor performance.

I'm trying to scope out areas around hopkinsville that we can watch without having to get near the city. I think I have found a couple of places. Does anyone else have any places to the southeast of Hopkinsville?
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>>9109852
Fuck ya! Texas fag here.
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I'm in New Jersey so I'll only see a partial eclipse
Where do I get solar glasses?
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Is a solar eclipse potentially more damaging to your eyes? Not to sound like a total retard, but I regularly look in the direction of the sun, not right at it, but it's in my field of view and it's tolerable for a few seconds.

Can someone explain to me using small words how these situations are different?
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>>9112622

You can fry your retinas staring at the eclipse, buy the protective glasses
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>>9110474
The static fields of the lenses inflect each other.
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>>9112629
Would those protective glasses enable you to look directly at the sun on a normal day?

I plan to use a welding helmet, but I'm not sure how to test it ahead of time. Supposedly it has a high enough shade, but I'd like to be sure. Should I just go outside and look up at the sun to see if it will hurt?
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>>9112646

Yes, the glasses are made for safe and direct sun viewing whenever you want. It doesn't always hurt when you burn your retinas from looking at the sun and it may take a day for symptoms to appear. This isn't something you want to fuck around with.
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>>9109738
Fuck off with this retarded stuff, this isn't math related.
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>>9112690
A Total solar eclipse confirmed Einstein's theory of general relativity.
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>>9112202
Tell us more! I've been curious about how the communities in the path are handling this event.
Tfw 1,000 miles from nearest path of totality, no one gives a shit, and would rather just go to work as usual.
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>>9112202
Also, I'm considering visiting Rexburg, Idaho if the weather sours for Casper. Got any advice?
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>>9109738
my workplace is actually having an event for us to watch the eclipse.
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>upcoming eclipse memeing at work
>coworker asks me if the sun or moon is bigger
>he genuinely does not know
>goes on to ask which planets are closer or further from the sun and if we could live on them
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>>9112954
What a retard
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i really hope this makes a lot of people interested in science and its not just some Science!™ event that will be forgot in a week
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>>9113008
doubt it
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>>9113008
The total solar eclipse of 1979 changed the lives of many and inspired many others to become interested in astronomy.

Have no doubt, this will have an impact on our culture.
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>>9113025
sorry, but it wont
we had the total eclipse in 1999 or so in germany, everyone watched it, and nowadays the church has more power than then
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>>9113034

You mean the mosque
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>>9112085
>Implying we'll still believe by 2024.
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>>9113034
>False dichotomy detected.
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>eclipse sticky on /sci/
>not on /x/

I know /x/ and /sci/ tend to be interchangeable nowadays, but that's outrageous.
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>>9109852
Hell yeah, I'm in the path of totality for both of them, GO MISSOURI
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well I'm not driving to Nebraska from Texas for this so I'll just wait for the 2024 eclipse.
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I live in Hopkinsville AMA
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MODS=GODS
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Would an 85% eclipse be worth viewing with a welders helmet in Southern Wisconsin?
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>>9113360
Oh, it's also battery operated and you can adjust the mask from shade 9-13. Still, is it worth it?
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>>9113169
What will you listen to during the eclipse?
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>>9109811
Kek
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>>9110169
I'll be in Casper with my wife and daughter,

>Tfw partially cloudy forecast
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>>9113367
Worth a look, if you got it on hand anyway.

A partial solar eclipse is basically a crescent sun, to look at. 85% sounds like a lot, but it will still be pretty bright.

I wouldn't go BUY such a rig just for this, but if you got it handy, why not?
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>>9109738
who the fuck cares about the eclipse. If i gave a fuck about 2 minutes of darkness i'd just go outside right now
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>>9113596
Yup, I got it handy. Where I live it'll be mostly cloudy to stormy, but hopefully I can drive to a nice area that at least has some sun. Thank you for the advice.
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POSTING IN STICKY
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>>9109738
Yes, I do like eclipse
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>>9109785
well it is a really shit board lol
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I'm ready for the sun to get BLACKED.
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>>9111847
>I can't see shit.
Well, that's not what they're designed for. Try looking at the Sun.

Are they safe? Well... have you ever looked directly at the Sun before? Done it with sunglasses? Now you've got some glasses that are *so* dark, it's not painful to look at the Sun. Even if they're not "safe," you should be able to look at the Sun for a few good seconds with no ill effect. You'll probably find it's not worh looking at it for any longer. It's a circle with a chunk taken out. It's a circle with a *big* chink taken out. It's a crescent! It's a tiny crescent! Over a few hours. You will not be staring. At totality, you take them off anyway. That's when it gets interesting!
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>>9114032
You kiddin?

It has fire and shit, mostly produced by the erratic light produced by the moon reflection, there's even the effect of the gravity over the light, wich it's fucking amazing to watch.
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>>9113048
it has almost zero influence.
people are confronted with the reality they already heard of in school books, and the next week normal life goes on. and after two years, it's already forgotten. a singular event has zero society impact.
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>>9109738
>Traffic: Expect nightmare-ish traffic conditions as you get closer to and especially within the path of totality. Even in the middle of nowhere like Wyoming, traffic could be gridlocked for hours or even days on end. The state of Oregon is equating the situation to a natural disaster, with many rural as well as city roads at a total standstill. Gas stations may run out of fuel. If you are trying to get to the largest cities such as Salem, Nashville, or Columbia, you should depart wherever you're coming from by Sunday morning at the latest.
R-really? I had plans to leave on Monday morning, drive down to Carbondale, and drive back the same day. Is this unrealistic? Am I gonna get stuck in traffic while a partial eclipse looms overhead?
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>>9114137
most people have jobs and wont go to see the eclipse anyway
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>>9114151
Most people still leaves a lot of people.
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>>9109767
>Being one of the coastniggers that make our country look like vapid narcissists worldwide
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Tfw europoor
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
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>>9114176
It's not like Europe has never had any eclipses
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>>9114137
You need to leave at 2:00am and find your spot and camp out. 100,000 people are going to attempt to do the same shit as you.
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>>9114137
https://youtu.be/GSuJTcf0z08
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>>9114193
That's oregon though, all the californian "people" are swarming oregon like the locusts they are.
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Well, you can count me in as a last minute planner.


Live in Denver. Going to fill up on gas and drive up to Casper at 3am on Monday. Surely at 3am I can make to totality
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>>9109897
There will also be an annular eclipse a few months earlier in 2023. They will both cross over central Texas. I'm looking forward to some day-trip eclipses.
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>>9111062
Do they have Pop Tarts in Anglostan in the crinkly plastic bags?

You can sort of use two layers of bag (one whole bag). It's not as good as proper eclipse glasses but it's actually in the right spec. I used one ten or so years ago during a partial eclipse.

Pinhole projection is good too. Don't forget to notice the shade from trees; all the little spots of light will become crescents during partial eclipse.
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This incredibly useful map allows you to look at the Google maps with an overlay of the eclipse track -- zoom in or out as much as you like, and click any spot on the map and get statistics for the eclipse at that spot, including how long it last, exactly when it starts and ends, if you are in the totality track it tells you that same info for totality.

Will maybe logjam on Monday, but use it for your planning.

Clear skies, /trv/lers!


http://xjubier.free.fr/en/site_pages/solar_eclipses/TSE_2017_GoogleMapFull.html
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>>9114642
Cross posted from /trv/, also clear skies to /sci/entists.
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>>9114566
If you do this, be a bit cautious -- because poptart wrappers are not designed for optical use, the consistency of the metallic coating on the wrappers is not great. This is a case of "you are probably fine, but if not you won't know it until you wake up blind the next day."

To my mind, "probably OK" is to low a standard to risk my eyesight, your mileage may varyon that. The pinhole camera trick is absolutely safe, as is using binoculars to project an image, (DO NOT LOOK AT THE SUN THROUGH THE BINOCULARS)
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>>9114697
Yeah, I wouldn't use them with little kids around, because the kids would want to do it too, and then fuck up by not paying attention or horsing around. Also, they aren't exactly designed to fit well over the face, so if you're not careful, they could get bumped out of the path between eyes and sun.

I'm still not sure why he would want some in the UK though, I don't think there is even going to be a sliver of partial there.
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>>9114754
In the northern part of the UK, just before sundown, there will be a TINY nick out in the disk of the sun. Good news there is, as the sun is setting it is often filtered enough by the atmosphere to look at without artificial filters. The bad news is, it is often behind clouds, and the bit of the sun being eclipsed is truly tiny.

See map at >>9114642
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>tfw Europeasant
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>>9109757
need to be level 12 or darker.
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>>9109901
you're being a faggot on purpose, stop it.
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>>9114844
No, dumbass. The earth, moon, and sun can only form eclipses but being the correct distances from each other. Lining up is only incidental to that.
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Hey so my eclipse glasses don't completely cover my peripheral vision. Is this okay?
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>>9115018
should be okay as long as the sun doesn't run around and flank you... or you don't turn your head away while looking into the sun
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Am I pretty much fucked in terms of getting glasses at this point? I'm in the SFV of the LA area, gonna head to utah either tmrw or monday (if I can't get glasses) for a road trip, anywhere between here and there anyone know I could get solar glasses at?
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>>9114792
You get one in 2026, try to stay alive...
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>>9115084
Some hardware stores had the in display stands, don;t know why hardware stores in particular. Look for them further rather than closer to the center line, and possibly you'll have better luck in smaller towns than big ones.

Barring that, look into projecting the partial eclipse phase as mentioned here: >>9109765

If you are where it is total, WHEN it is total you can look directly at it safely.
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Weather forecast for east coast starting to deteriorate...
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all eclipse glasses are sold out. what's better substitute for glasses. Floppy disk or else?
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>>9111204
I really don't want 4channers in my town.
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>>9115161
Apologies ahead of time for taking a fat shit right on your front yard while staring at the sky and blasting Pink Floyd from my shitty boombox
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>>9115101
>tfw partly cloudy
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>>9115146
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/binoculars-telescope-projector.html

https://www.space.com/15995-safe-sun-projector-binoculars.html
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>>9115146
basically i'm using my phone
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>>9109767
And we'd rather (((you))) stay home
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On our way to Casper. Both lanes closed. Big accident. Lots of helicopters going overhead
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So, this I guess best place place to ask on /sci/.
But would a Type II Kardashev civilization build a around a star a monument for shits and giggles?
Like, would they have the will and resources to keep a system in eternal twilight to for the sake of a millennias old meme; I mean?
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>>9109852
while I live on that path i may not necessarily still live there 7 years from now,.
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>>9109867
What happens when the sun is between the earth and moon tho?
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>>9115255
Because they placed the swarm beyond the home planet
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What hapoens if the weather is lousy?
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>>9110304
Denver fag? I was thinking I'd go NE on 76 and just past the corner of CO hit an unlikely looking highway. Probably won't bother though, kids are a little young to get it so we'll probably just do pin hole at home like I did in 79.
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>>9111137
Everybody is giving them away around me, I mean grease monkey an oil change place is giving hundreds out daily. Problem is every place that's giving out 200 is flooded by 1000 people hours before the giveaway.
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>>9115289
u die
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Ok I came to ask a serious /sci/ question. People are saying you can safely watch the whole thing reflected in a bucket of water. I can't seem to find anything that says this is not safe, however my gut is going wtf a lot of people are going to fry their eyeballs listening to this shit. Couldn't find any major source saying it was ok either. Everything I remember about water is refraction not reflection.

So what is the /sci/ answer? Is it safe to watch the eclipse directly as a reflection in water?
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>>9115360

The glare from the sun reflected off windows doesn't fry your eyes, should be safe.
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>>91152Then that's on you, you had your chance.
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>>9115308
Unless you have weather controlling super powers, you miss it.

Shit happens, better luck next time.
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>>9115360
No idea, but seems dumb. Water reflects UV, so you'll not want to stare at it for long, at least.

Why do something that sounds like something an idiot would do, do this: >>9115192
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>>9115368
How much time do you spend staring at the sun being reflected off windows?
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>>9115360
It is not safe.

https://astronomynow.com/2015/03/18/eclipse-dos-and-donts/

I note a British newspaper is listing this as a safe way to watch the eclipse. I hope nobody believes them, but if anybody goes blind after following that advice, I hope you sue the shit out of those morons.
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>>9115326
with give-away glasses, they seem more likely than others to be cheap fake pieces of crap.

Gasses with a strong enough filter effect will make it impossible to see almost anything other than the sun -- if you see room lights with a test-look through your glasses this evening they are unsafe fakes.

If you look at the sun with them, and it is brighter than a charcoal near the end od steak-grilling time, you have some fakes and they are not safe.

Decent glasses will show the sun as a easy-to]look-at orange (probably) object in a black sky.
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>>9109757
>Will welder's goggles be sufficient?
Maybe. you need greater than shade 12, which is pretty tough to find with goggles. goggles are generally 6-10 or so because they arent made for heavy welding.

Im using my weld mask to watch the eclipse with a shade 12.

gonna be pretty cool laying down in the quad at uni with my welding mask on for a half hour or so
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>>9115456
Or if you can see any light except the sun (e.g.household lights)
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>>9114980
>>9114980
>No, dumbass.

by all means keep being a faggot then, faggot.
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>>9115456
>>9115477
lol whatever guys, your faggots.

im watching the eclipse in my polarized shaded Oakleys i got while serving in Iraq
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>>9112646
The shade number of the lens must be visible by law.

That being said, there is very little chance your lens is shade 14. Have fun with the blindness
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>>9115477
>shade 12

You're going to regret the fuck out of not going up to at least shade 14 mah nigga.

On the plus side, if enough dipshits cook their rods and cones, maybe the amount of shitposting on /sci/ will decrease
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>>9115537
could only find shade 12 on amazon in 4 1/4 x 2 without having to purchase a pack.

also, I will be around 90% totality when I see it
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So this is pretty much how I'm going to view it
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>>9115548
show us what it looks like while pointing at the sun
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>>9115547
>Wow anon you went permanently partially blind from watching the eclipse with the wrong kind of lens?
>Yeah, but I saved $20 on amazon
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>>9115551
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>>9115569
PURPLE UFO PURPLE UFO
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>>9115548
wouldn't the eclipse totally fuck up the lens?
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Maybe this is a dumb question, but is it okay to wear my prescription eyeglasses in combination with my eclipse glasses?
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>>9115585
from what I read so long as you dont use the zoom option without a filter a camera phone will be fine,
I pointed this at a full sun with no ill effect so it seems to be the case,
either way this is an old phone so dont really care if the camera gets damaged.
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>>9115590
Provided the eclipse glasses are ISO certified, you can put whatever the fuck you want between your eyes and them
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>>9115569
taped filter over the hole for more clarity
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>>9115590
You're supposed to. Just make sure the eclipse glasses are over the glasses.
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>>9114151
>tfw when I'm going on a business trip to SC, flying out there tomorrow
lucky me
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Why are all you fucks freaking out about getting the perfect ultra strong ~pure black~ glasses for the eclipse, as if looking anywhere near the sky when the sun is up will make you immediately go blind? Shit, I spent my entire childhood staring at the sun, and my eyesight isn't shot. As long as you look just to the side of the eclipse before totality, there's no need for glasses.
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>>9115289
Well the sun is bigger than the distance between the earth and the moon.. So the answer is you become the sun
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>>9115629
You can permanently damage your eyes in 20 seconds during an eclipse and you won't know until the next day. I don't know about you but when I look at a tit want to see the nipple, not just a blur in the middle for the rest of my life.
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>>9115591
A digital zoom does not effect the light passing through the lens in any way.

If you want to increases the chances the camera survives, don't point it at the sun for very long. Just short periods like a minute or 2. Then let the camera cool off by pointing it at anything else or covering it with something solid. Alternatively, using any kind of thin filter, or proper filter at all will help. Even sun glasses will help improve the chances the camera survives longer. Don't risk sun glasses on your eyes but why not use it for camera if you already plan on using it anyway
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>>9115629
>human eyes are tuned to be most sensitive to the sun's brightest wavelengths

>makes the solar disk too bright to look at for more than a second

>stops us from being able to go full retard and look at the it long enough for the IR and UV to permanently fuck our shit up

>Partial eclipse happens, blocks a sufficient amount of visible light so we can directly observe the partial solar disk for way longer than we normally could comfortably

>still enough UV and IR to JUST your eyeball juice

>A generation of blind retards is born

Yeah you can glance at it, but you'll fuck it up and look too long
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>>9115596
very nice anon
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>>9115585
The sun during an eclipse is just the sun -- only partially or fully blocked by the moon, which makes the light coming from it to your lens a bit less.

The eclipse will not fuck up your phone/eye/camera, the sun will. If your camera phone can handle the sun when it is not in eclipse, it can handle it during the eclipse. With one proviso: You don't normally point your phone/camera/eye straight at the sun for minutes at a time.

The danger during an eclipse largely comes from people suddenly wanting to actually LOOK at the sun, pay attention to it, stare at it. Or point a lens at it.

Lots of folks are going to burn out their camera sensors Monday...
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>>9115146
Floppy disk is worse than pop tart wrappers.

http://www.mreclipse.com/Special/filters.html

>>9115289
Space 1999 happens.

>>9115308
You demand a refund from the sun.

>>9115585
Not the lens, the imager. It's basically going to get the same level of burn as your eyes would, the main difference is you can throw it away and get a new one.

>>9115768
>Lots of folks are going to burn out their camera sensors Monday...
Gonna be all smug when I hear about it.
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>Forecast suddenly switched from great to poor for St. Louis and the surrounding area

Fly in and hope, or try to drive to east TN?
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I'm not going to travel, is a partial Solar Eclipse still worth looking at?
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>>9115836
It's as not much to look at, but if you live in most parts of America you might as well just tilt your neck and take a glance at it
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>mathematical dead center passing a mile from the house
>57% chance of cloud cover
F u c k
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>>9115836
I don't think it's nearly as amazing to see 50% partial vs totality, but it is still interesting to see crescent shadows on the ground.
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>>9115844
it's just above 70% from where I live
2024 is when I'll travel
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>>9115844
I saw a 90% coverage a couple years ago, the sun was still bright as fuck, it just felt like an eery twilight kind of. Totality is a different beast entirely from what I've heard.
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well /sci/, I made it to Casper. Pretty hectic here already. Lots of police and overflow parking areas.

If anyone wants any Casper tips if you're coming tomorrow / Monday I'll help as best I can.
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So will a canada bro need as much eye protection? I want to look at it but I feel like I'm already too late.
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>>9115949
please don't go blind

get level 14 welder glass if you can. and lots of schools and libraries have loads of glasses to hand out
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>>9114015
because it keeps getting raided

Anyway, this post will be archived and will be preserved as one of the rare stickies, so im posting to memorialize myself.

heres an image to be able to identify myself
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This evening I drove from Portland, OR to corvallis, trying to beat the traffic. So far, no bottlenecks that I could see, just gas prices jacked up higher than normal. I'll be sheltering in place until the traffic dies down on Tuesday. We're campong in the back yard of a friend-of a friend.
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>>9115862
How was the traffic getting there? You reckon everyone planning to drive there on Monday is just gonna see a partial eclipse as they're stuck on the road?
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Serious question here, I'm too late on getting any protective eyewear to watch the eclipse. Would using a mirror to pointed at the sun be good enough to protect me? Also I find it hard to believe that staring at the sun for literally 3 seconds can hurt your eyes much, I mean who hasn't looked up at the sun?
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>>9116021
I think the problem is that the day becomes dark and then your eyes adjust and then the rays all concentrate at once BTFOing your retina anally
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>>9116021
It may be hard to do in such a short time, but you can adjust your eyes to look at the sun by looking at it briefly and then for longer and longer periods of time. Your eyes will get used to the sun's brightness to the point where you can look at it for about 10 or 20 seconds at a time.
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Damn. I thought about leaving for a friend's place in Carbondale very early Monday morning but if I'll be stuck in traffic for hours on top of what is normally a 6.5 hour drive from Milwaukee forget it. I'll deal with 87% coverage and just wait for the next one in 7 years.
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>>9116029
for me it what was supposed to be a 8 hour drive to Tennessee became 10 with how much traffic we had yesterday
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>>9116030
Shit. I'd rather witness a partial eclipse at home than witness a slightly less partial eclipse on the highway.

I'll just have to wait until next time. I would have left earlier, like Saturday, but I work all weekend. At least I'll have Monday off.
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>>9116033
I have to go into work on Monday afternoon. I'm alotting 3 hours for a 30 minute drive. Is it enough?

I'll take all the required supplies: water, gas, food, condoms, toilet paper, and smokes as currency when society breaks down. Anything else I need?
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When is the next total solar eclipse?
I don't live in a flyover state.
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>>9116106

Coastcucks BTFO
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>>9116073
Depending on where you are.
I think the next one in the USA (after monday) will be in 2024
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>>9116021
>trusting your eyes to the opinions of /sci/ posters
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>>9116026
>the day becomes dark
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>believing in eclipses
go back to /x/
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>>9115178
Be sure to wear your sunglasses.
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>>9115852
It is. I've seen a couple of partials, an annular and a total eclipse. The total eclipse is another beast entirely.

Still, if you are someplace where what you get is a partial, why NOT check it out? Ticket prices are very reasonable.
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>>9115959
Or look up-thread for links on how to project the image. ut yeah, eve in Canada it is a Bad Idea to spend any time looking directly at the sun.
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>>9116008
Likely so.
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>>9116021
Glanced at? Yeah, we all have. LOOKED at, no, you don't do that because it will fry your fucking eyes.
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>>9116027
This is a lie.

>>9116021
>using a mirror

As bad as looking at the sun. There IS a way to use a mirror. Cover the mirror w
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>>9116464
Posted too fast somehow...

Cover the mirror with a sheet of paper or other opaque stuff, with a small hole in the center. Adjust the mirror so that the thin beam of light shines on a light-colored surface, projecting an image of the sun. It's a variation of the pinhole camera method mentioned elsewhere in the thread.

You are not looking into the beam of light, you look at the image projected on the wall or where-ever.

Note that the sun moves -- you may have to adjust your mirror a bit as the eclipse moves along.
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>>9116106
2024, comes up through Mexico into Texas, thence up through Maine and out to sea.
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Leaving from Chicago to Carbondale today, can any southern illinoisfags comment on the traffic situation
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European here. My sides will be on the moon when you fuckers get cloudy weather tomorrow.
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>>9116618
We're projected to have totally clear and sunny skies tomorrow here in Oregon.
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>>9115085
Easier said than done.
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so on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is direct vision?

When i was little i stared at the sun and played with the red, blue, or green shapes that it made and i dont have any noticeable damage.
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>>9116680
about a 4 or 5, but you can get used to it
see >>9116027
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>>9116680
11.

The issue is two fold: the event makes idiots look at the sun a lot more than usual for extended periods. Also, as you get closer to the total eclipse, the low ambient light opens your pupils, allowing the still powerful sunshine to wreck your retina like a magnifying glass does ants.
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>>9116698
what about shining a flashlight in my eyes to keep the un-dilated
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>>9116703
You know what, you may be on to something. Please try this tomorrow and report back.
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St. Joseph しゅぱーつ~!
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>>9116703
Yeah sure, you'll be fine
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zzz fuck.

why didn't i know about this ealrier and why didn't more shops stock solar glasses to take advantage of this

cant find shit anywhere
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>>9109738
I'm getting so tired of this. I live right in totality and have to drive three hours back home tonight. It will likely be a 6 hour drive with the traffic.
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>>9109738
>"I'm not really interested at all, I mean it's just the sun being blocked"
>"This happens every night when the sun sets!"
>"I don't think it's worth looking at but you guys can have fun *chuckle*"

Okay dad thanks have fun watching TV all day
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>>9116461
Well that's what I meant, like if the eclipse is happening and I glance at the sky then continue about my day, then I would believe nothing happens, it's not like I haven't glanced up towards where the sun is before.
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I live in New York so I won't be getting the total eclipse. Am I still going to need glasses or something else to look at it directly or am I fine without it?
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>>9117150
Glancing at the eclipse is worse than glancing at the sun itself

Your brain and eyes have natural mechanisms to prevent you subconsciously from looking directly at the sun, but with the eclipse, since all the light is in a small isolated sliver, these mechanisms are overridden and you can actually look at the sun directly, even if just for a fraction of a second. This doesn't happen with the normal sun because your brain prevents it.

That's why the eclipse is worse, do not even glance at it even for a second.
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>>9117177
even 1/10 of a second?
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>>9117172
it's all out by now, build a pinhole viewer.
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Ive got my solar view all ready, but sadly ill only being a partial eclipse here in PA. Im gonna be sitting in my local graveyard waiting for the dead to rise, havin a picnic with my girl.

Any validity in people saying that the alignment is going to cause geological disturbances on earth? Yellowstone, or the new madrid fault line, for example.
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>>9117203
Bro you can stare as long as you like. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
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>>9117111
just sleep in your car. fuck bro. live a little.
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>>9117266
About as likely as the dead rising.
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>>9117123
wha-.. really?
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>>9117002
get a cardboard box, a pair of binoculars, slap'em together and BAM you can watch the eclipse. Im actually pretty amazed by it. I was watching the clouds float across the sun. Ill probably be using this again in the following weeks to see if i can see sunspots.
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>>9116618
CLEAR FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER! Then thunderstorms at 2ish in PA.
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Drove 9 hours straight, starting at 10pm myself driving 7 hours and my gf driving the remaining two.
In Oregon now staying with friends 15 miles from totality, this better be worth it.
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>>9117172
>(((New York)))

Go onto Craigslist goy, I'm sure there will be plenty of friendly merchants willing to sell you a pair
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Ill be in bloomington normal at ISU it says I will get .933% Totality.

Will it be noticeable or will the sun still be a dick to me?
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I'm in florida, tampa bay here, is it even worth it to pick up a pair of glasses? Can i just look for a few seconds and be fine?

Some jackoff has scalped the whole fucking tampa bay area.
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If i just look at it for like 3 seconds will my eyes die
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>>9117349
>>9117395
You'll be fine. Didn't you ever look at the sun as a kid? I know I did. Don't worry about it.
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>>9116471
hey it also hits southern ontario, quebec and the maritimes
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>tfw mostly cloudy forecast tomorrow
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44% chance of clouds here, should I risk it or go to 65% chance of no clouds?
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can i use tanning goggles to view the eclipse?
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>>9117524
Those statistics are lies, every place has a 50% chance of clouds - either the clouds come or they don't
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>>9117533
>muh Schrodinger's eclipse
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>>9117524
> 44 clouds
> 65 not clouds
> literally 1% difference

Good thing this is not the maths board am I rite?
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>>9117545
Reread your post
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Made it to Casper, it's chill as fuck. The town seems no more busy than my other weekend.
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>>9117432
its a bit dicey where i am, we have a slight chance of clouds and rain
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I just drove 300 miles to Carbondale IL to sleep in a wal mart parking lot ama
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Still don't understand why people are freaking the fuck out over this.

Place I worked at sells those cheap cardboard and film eclipse glasses. I don't trust those things further than I can throw them. I already fucked up my eyes looking at clouds once that just happened to be really bright.

I'm gonna walk outside just to see how dark it gets and maybe just point the camera at the sun and review it when I get back inside. I honestly don't see why people are spending thousands of dollars to see this thing though. Lunar eclipses are way more fun.
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>>9117266
Wut. It isn't like this is the first time the sun and moon have aligned.. So why would something different happen this time?
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>>9117608
>Still don't understand why people are freaking the fuck out over this.

Because a total solar eclipse hasn't passed over the entire continental USA like this in 99 years.
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>>9117596
I wanted to do that but my mom wouldn't let me.

Guess I'll settle for measly 72% coverage
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I'm sitting in south Indianapolis. I'm leaving early in the morning to head to Hopkinsville. 4 hours away and I'm going to give myself 8. Anyone else near my path?
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friendly reminder

You can't go blind staring at a full, or partial solar eclipse, that's a myth invented to destroy our natural aura
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>>9116461

I actually have directly looked at the sun a few years ago. It was a cloudy day, enough to block everything but the core disk.

I was convinced that it had to be the moon- I imagined that the sun would be quite a bit bigger back then. Parents told me otherwise. After looking at it for about a minute, my eyes started to burn

So far so good. Vision has held steady since then, optometrist imaged my retina and said they look healthy at latest checkup

Definitely not something I'd try again though. I'll be keeping my glasses on until I can see anything tomorrow
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>>9117693
Even with glasses on, don't look for more than 30 seconds max. It isn't like much changes minute to minute anyways.
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>>9117403
Science does not recognize that portion of an eclipse that happens in Canada.

It's the Law of Science, nothing to do with me...
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Fucking Missouri fuck off with your state-wide cloud coverage.
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>>9117686
Fuck off, /x/
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>>9117278

You may be able to see sunspots, there was a line of three pretty decent sized one going around 2 days ago, that should still be there. I was imaging them with a projections from a 2 inch refractor with minimal magnification -- the eyepiece s so old I'm not sure exactly what it was.
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Flew 90 minutes and then drove 8 hours to a sketchy motel in South Carolina, going to have to drive 100 miles inland THROUGH Columbia to get to a viewing place with low or negligible chance of thunderstorms. Ffs traffic is going to be so bad
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>>9109738

i have "solar shield" cheap $20 sunglasses i use for driving. are these sufficient to start at the eclipse
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I need advice anons

I live in seattle

should I drive down to oregon into the path of totality?

is it worth it?

where should I stay

I NEED ANSWERS
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>>9117728
no lol
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>>9117732
don't listen to this guy, he's lying
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>>9114137
Just drove 9 hours up I-5 to Salem, no major traffic on the way up. I'm expecting my drive back to be horrible though
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>>9117730
I can't tell you if it's worth it, but if you do come down, good luck finding a place. I'm just gonna sleep in my car at some chain store parking lot
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>>9117596
>300 miles
Pussy shit anon, try 600
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>>9117736

got me ;^)

also

>>9117741
>>9117740

so is the eclipse worth it then???? ayyyy
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>>9117743
yes
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>using any type of eye protection at all

Idiots. This is how Chad will be viewing the eclipse.
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>>9117745

so you think I should drive from seattle tonight into the path of totality?
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>>9117748
why not?
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>>9109738

When it comes to buying shades, so I err on the side of too large? Or really try to find ones that fit perfectly? Are too large shades dangerous because they can let in light through open areas, or are they always more safe?
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>>9117726
Driving up 26 from Charleston?

Good luck buddy. Better prep for a good five hours or more.
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>live in Columbia MO
>people calling the store I work at constantly asking if we have any glasses left
>literally impossible to go anywhere because of all these people coming from all over the place

They're even shutting down part of the interstate. I'm glad I don't have to go anywhere tomorrow. Really hope it doesn't get cloudy either.
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will sunglasses work or am I about to get free lasik courtesy of the sun?
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GOD FUCKING FUCK WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO BE CLOUDY I WAS FUCKING PLANNING THIS SHIT FOR MONTHS AND ITS CLOUDY HERE AND EVERYWHERE THATS LESS THAN A FOUR HOUR DRIVE FUCKFUCKFUCKFCUK
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>>9117761
I'm actually in Florence, outside path of totality
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>>9117772
If sunglasses were safe you wouldn't see people with retarded looking eclipse glasses instead.
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>>9117781
Oh, 20 is going to be worse then. You can come join me, I'm ten minutes from the interstate and a mile from the center of the path. Bring beer.
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>>9117795
I'm traveling with family and I don't have complete control over destination, but otherwise I would. I'm probably going to leave around 7 tomorrow to account for traffic
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>>9117815
Honestly I'd say 6:00 just to play it safe. Florence to Columbia normally takes about an hour and a half with normal traffic, and you want to go up towards Greenville to get a better sun chance? Definitely leave early.
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>>9109738
Hi aerolite
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>>9117879
kek
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Anyone else camped at the east Casper Walmart?
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I do not understand this eclipse glass shit. I've looked at the sun before. Why does the moon's shadow suddenly make it blinding?
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How's the traffic/crowd at Hopkinsville, KY?

It's the closest total eclipse for me. Where I live is 96-97%. I'd like to see it completely, but it's about a 4 hours drive to Hopkinsville. I'm worried the traffic might be too bad and I would end up missing it.

Would I be better off to just view the 96-97% close by?
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>>9117903
t. blindfag
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>>9117918
Never got blinds spots or anything. Guess most people have shit tier eyes
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>>9117903
Stare at the sun for 1.5 hours and bad shit happens.
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>>9117903
I'm sure most people have been stupid enough to look at the sun before, but we always look away instantly since that shit hurts. If you don't look away after even glancing at the sun, you're fucking impaired
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>>9117917
I'm heading to 79 outside of allensville. Hopefully no one will be there
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>>9117936
You'll be fine
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>>9109738
this has nothing to do with science or math you retarded cunts

even this jackass gets it https://xkcd.com/1877/
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>>9117944
That's what I'm hoping. I just hope I don't have trouble just sitting on the side of the road.
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How much will commiefornia see?
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I live in Eugene, OR ~50 miles from the totality region but I have made zero plans. I'm guessing it'll be impossible to make a one day trip of it? I really don't want to spend 10 hours in my car.
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>>9117961
Where in CA? Around Sac gets like 75% I think? iirc NASA has an interactive map for this
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>>9117970
Traffic is nonexistent right now.
Pack 3 days worth of food, clothes, and toiletries, and there.
Go. Leave now.
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>>9117970
>50 miles
>ten hours
What the fuck? Fucking drive out somewhere in totality, that's hardly an hour drive. If you go now or sometime really fucking early in the morning, you'll avoid the traffic.
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>>9117974
Wait I think I finally get >>9109850.
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>>9117730
Hotels and camp sites have been booked solid here since early this year. Come if you want but I-5 immediately south of Portland is a parking lot by 2 PM on a normal day. Good luck getting to Salem.
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How did the ancient Mayans and Egyptians look at eclipses if they didn't have the fancy NASA glasses? Those cultures were really big about eclipses.
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I've got a question for any Salemfags in here. Am I fine sleeping in my car in downtown?
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>>9117980

If I go now that's at least 13 hours in my car
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>>9118005
For 50 fucking miles?
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>>9118009

I would have to sleep in the car
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>>9117647
>The total eclipse of the sun of August 21, 2017 will be the most-observed solar eclipse to date. It will be the first total solar eclipse visible from the contiguous United States since 1979.

???

From >>9110652's site.
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>>9118011
So? I'm doing that, I drove 9 hours up here
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>>9118004
If you don't mind waking up with a missing kidney, sure.
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I live in Jefferson County, MO
Is that within the 100% totality zone
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>>9118019
I just don't want to wake up with a cop's dick 6 inches up my ass for being parked downtown for so long, and for sleeping here. I can't exactly contest any tickets I get
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>>9118020
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>>9118019
>>9118022
Also, I don't really want to find a Walmart to sleep by, I think that would be more shady
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>>9118029
There's always Safeway. It literally has safe in the name.
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>>9118032
True, but I'm already downtown and by a park. Maybe in a parking garage?
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>look at flashlight
>look back at sun
??? You cannot refute this
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>>9118042
Conspiracy theorist get out
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Athens, GA resident here. Dilemma:

>Morning classes end at 11AM.
>Place I planned on watching at is 1 hour away, near Elberton, GA,
>Next class after 11AM is at 3:30PM

So my understanding is that the Eclipse will occur around 2:35PM. There's no way I'd be able to see it and drive by in time for class. In fact, based on how crowded every where in the Totality Zone, I might not be able to leave at 11 (and arrive at 12) and find a decent place to view.

What would /sci/ do? Skip all classes tomorrow? Is the Eclipse worth it? It's very close to me and it seems like kind of a once in a lifetime chance.

My classes have two-three absences built in, so I wouldn't be docked a a grade or something, but I'm the type to save that shit for emergencies.

I don't know - help me decide.
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>>9118046
are you at UGA? most classes I know of are canceled for it, and there's also a viewing at the stadium with glasses provided tomorrow.
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>>9118020
same, i swear to god if its fucking cloudy
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>>9118048
I am at UGA - I saw the viewing thing as the stadium, but it would only be a partial, wouldn't it?

And, no, all my classes are still in session. I think it's because none of them actually fall during the eclipse and most professors probably assume we're not gonna leave town to see it.
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No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>9118038
Park in a hotel parking lot
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>>9118050
>>9118046
Here. Thanks for reminding me, >>9118048, of the Stanford event. I knew about it, but I looked into it.

No, Athens is not in the Totality Zone... but Athens will be 99.1% total. So I'm sure I'll be just fine, haha.

So yay. Don't gotta miss classes, and I get the experience. Gonna be fun.
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>>9118057
*Sanford. You can tell I don't care much about football, haha. In fact, I've been a student here for two years and this will be the first time I've ever been in Sanford Stadium.

That's probably really sad.
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>>9118058
I'm a freshman here starting this year and I only went to one football game in all of high school (and it was in my senior year too)
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>>9118056
There's no way those aren't full, but I'll give it a shot
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>>9118062
Yea. It's worth a shot. I've slept in my jeep in a hotel parking lot before. I've learned that people don't really pay attention and only worry about themselves.
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>>9118061
Well, maybe we'll run into each other tomorrow. Sure, there'll be like 6,000 people there, but just in case - happy eclipse day. See you there.
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>>9118062
I've slept in a McDonald's parking lot before. They're open 24/7 and literally could not give a fuck. Actually, I've seen people spend the night in a fucking booth at McDonalds and the staff doesn't even look at them.
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>>9118062
Walmarts normally don't give a fuck if you're off by the semis
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>>9118070
Oh fuck yeah, a Walmart. In many states, Walmart parking lots function as fucking gypsy villages where people park and live for months at a time. Not RVs, not semis, but just vans and shit.

You'll be fine in a Walmart parking lot for a night.
>>
Somebody sent me a picture saying something like "don't take a selfie with the solar eclipse lest you get a solar burn"

Is there any truth to this my guys or is someone foolin around here
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>>9118080
>taking selfies
You deserve to be burned
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>>9118046
Absolutely, skip skip skip. Leave early, building in extra hours into the itenerary.

99.1% vs 100% is a world of difference.
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>>9118046
skip
who gives a fuck its one day missed
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>>9118085
How much of a difference? I'm at 99% and 100 is 30 miles away but I'm not dealing with that traffic. As long as it gets dark that's cool for me, I'm not even going to look at it.
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>>9118085
Damn, is it really?

>>9118086
Yeah, but every class I have has a letter-grade penalty for a missed class.
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>>9118087
You're not going to see the glowy halo like in the pictures. Think about holding your hand up to the sun, and how even if just a tiny bit of the sun is uncovered, it's super bright.
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>>9118088
Ask yourself, are you going to regret missing what could be the only solar eclipse of your life, an almost religious experience according to most people...or letter grades from classes?

Email your professors, tell them where you'll be and say it's important to your spirituality or some shit, some of them should understand.
>>
North-of-Atlanta-fag here, was planning on driving to either Fort Loudon, Tennessee or Clemson, South Carolina tomorrow. How fucked am I traffic wise? Also, any opinions on which is the better location?
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>>9118100
>>9118099
>>9118094
>>9118088
>>9118087
>>9118085

Check this out
http://www.wrdw.com/content/news/The-difference-between-99-and-100-totality-is-bigger-than-you-think-440430123.html
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For all my fellow cloudy-weatherfags, we may have hope:

"If you do encounter clouds on the day of the eclipse, and traveling to better weather isn't an option, don't lose hope ― a total solar eclipse can part obstructing clouds, Rao said. As the moon's shadow glides across the country, the pocket of cold air it creates can break up convective clouds, like cumulus and cumulonimbus, which form when hot air rises and cold air sinks.

"Convective clouds may actually fade away as the eclipse progresses and as the heat and light of the sun disappear behind the disc of the moon, so the eclipse may actually help you," Rao said. "That convective cloud cover may actually fade away almost completely — hopefully — thanks to the eclipse."

https://www.space.com/36471-how-to-survive-total-solar-eclipse-2017.html
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>>9118116
I CAN'T PLACE MY HOPE ON THIS GARBAGE
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>all these brainlets whining they cant find solar glasses

Should've just looked at the sun for a few nano-seconds every day over the course of a year, like me, so that your eyes build up an immunity. I (the patrician) will be viewing this eclipse through naked eyes, for the most authentic experience. Meanwhile millions of you peasants will have to experience the same event through THICK BLACK plastic. Completely different feeling.
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>>9118117
It's all you have. May Kek bless you.
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Well, anyone else just gonna record this with their phone? I mean fuck if I'm at risk of going blind I might as well record it from my iPhone. Local news says it'll be at maximum at 10:21am.
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>>9118165

I assume NASA and smarter people than me will record the event with much better clarity than I can hope to nigger-rig with a phone, duct tape and some mylar glasses. I'm not going to worry about fumbling with pictures and just enjoy the event.

Assuming I can get within an area of Missouri where these goddamn clouds won't ruin everything.
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>>9118088
>letter-grade penalty for a missed class
Wtf?
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>>9109738
How many beer bottles do I need to stack in series in order to achieve shade 14?
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>>9117747
kekko
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>Bought nephew a nice pair of glasses
>Was gonna share them with him and watch the eclipse
>His fucking dog chewed them up
>Every store near me is sold out of glasses now

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, I DON'T WANT TO PINHOLE IT.
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>depriving myself of sleep to make the experience that much more cosmic
its going to be just like when the tribes of humans saw one lads
im in for a true experience
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>>9118213
Pinhole until totality. You are in the path, right Anon?
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>>9118215
No, I'm in Houston, but at the very least, 2024 will be a total eclipse over me.

Hopefully I won't die until then.
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>>9118216
Anon... Revelations will have already been completed by then
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>>9118218
Revelation*, no s
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>>9118222
gomen
and checked
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>>9118218
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>>9118214
whoops, i meant to say surreal, i guess cosmic works somehow
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Question for /sci/

Let's say I wanted to play Opposite Langoliers in my car and keep myself in the totality shadow. Assuming there is an unimpeded freeway that follows the path of totality, how fast do you need to drive to stay in the shadow from coast to coast? Is it possible assuming we don't need to stop to piss or fill up with gas?

>>9115979
Have fun being called a faggot in the archived sticky, faggot. This is your legacy

Heres an image to identify you as cancer
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>>9118242
about 1k mph
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>>9118242
It's going to slow down depending on where you catch it, and according to this article, anywhere from 2410-1500mph.

http://eclipse2017.org/blog/2016/11/27/how-fast-is-the-shadow-moving-across-the-us-during-the-eclipse/
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All right be fucking clear with me, how is it that I can't even fucking GLANCE at the sun?

Like obviously anything longer than a quick look and go is too long, but come on. You're telling me prehistoric/colonial/etc. man always had tremendous eye damage from eclipses?
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>>9118260
Glances are fine, sure. The harm comes when idiots throw "glances" every few seconds for hours during the partial phase. Be extra careful right after totality because your pupils will be wide open.
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>>9118263
That's refreshing to hear. I talked with a friend and realized that most of this advice is for people who are constantly looking up and not thinking it through.
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>tfw europoor
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>>9118242
>opposite langoliers
top fucking kek
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Okay but what about sunglasses?
Why can't you just use those?
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>>9109738
Boys retarded question, if I'm just walking around doing my thing, is it a safety risk? I've got a shooting competition tomorrow and I'm a bit worried
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>>9118284
Probably would try to keep your head down if anything but you'll be fine. If the sun isn't it your vision you'll be fine.
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>>9118284
>Being outside during the eclipse without ISO™ Certified shade 14 lotion and gamma-proof genital plates

Might want to hit the semen bank before high noon, expect lines
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>>9118270
I'll see the next ones in Mazatlán and Mérida
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>>9118294
top kek
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>>9118270
Check out that THICC totality on 7
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>>9109834
The moon is a smaller apparent diameter than the sun, which is why the total eclipse area is so small.
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>>9112622
It is exactly like staring at the sun.
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>>9118347
Börk börk
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>>9118270
This is not fucking fair, man.
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Fag that couldn't figure out where to sleep last night checking in. I was fine downtown. About 4 houra until totality
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So what if you're just standing in the direction of the sun but don't "glance" at it? Or does everyone have to turn west for the whole thing?
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>>9118418
Glad to hear you're good.

Athens guy here. Drove to a lake in the Totality Zone. Beautiful place - like 12 people here, too. Gonna be incredible.
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>>9118307
That's just caused by the map projection
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On the road with some buds to Shawnee national Forest from Cook county, made half the leg yesterday. Who else /Illinoisian/?
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Can I really view the partial eclipse by blocking the sun with my cell phone and opening up the camera? I don't have the solar glasses or the binocular needed to build a solar viewer
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>>9109815
/k/ube>Lovecraftian horrors

>not this willing to spill blood and brass for the Gunfather
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>>9118270
>10 goes right where I live
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Arrived at Sweetwater Tennessee. Will get corona picture
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>tfw you forgot to get glasses and now everywhere is sold out.
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>>9118436
I WANNA BE THERE TOO!
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it begins brothers
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>>9109852
>>9109852
Those rapists are stealing our solar eclipse too
donald pls help
BLOW UP THE MOON ITS OUR PROPERTA
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I just realized that this is right near the center line of the 2024 eclipse. Holy fuck you know it's gonna be so crowded. At least they recently moved it to a better location. (I saw it many years ago at the old location.)
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>>9118342
But people are saying the UV rays are worse?
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>>9109738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ninZhbfo0
Fucking hell...
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>the upcoming posts
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>>9109754
ah-bloo-bloo
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Wish my poor friend luck. His place of work made him get up at midnight to start driving a bus full of people 10hr north to see the eclipse. They have no time cushion for errors or traffic. If they break down they have no place to house 24 people for the night. Once they see it their plan was to turn right around and drive 10 hours back home. The whole thing was poorly planned and he just has to go along with it with 24 innocents in his charge. Rip friend.
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>>9117647
It's just one big circlejerk.
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>>9118540
Circlejerks are fun. What's your point?
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>>9118538
>They have no time cushion for errors or traffic.
They're going to see a partial eclipse on the highway
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Why don't Ameriturds appreciate solar eclipses? They feel like doomsday, it's an amazing experience.
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>>9118544
It's just a big fat joke
>GOTTA SEE THE ECLIPSE #eclipse
>breweries coming out with Eclipse beer
>eclipse merchandise galore
>sun viewing glasses market just got a massive boom
>people spending thousands of dollars and spending many hours to see the moon completely cross the sun for just under 3 minutes
>hotels and dwellings bought out many months ago just for this day
>less than 3% of America's landmass will actually see the full eclipse, the rest of us will just see a slightly blocked sun
What a bunch of loony toons bullshit
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>>9118550
We still have a large percentage of people who believe in, and likely wish for, an apocalypse of biblical proportions.
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If you got glasses from Dutch Bros Coffee don't use them. They might not be safe. Don't risk it.
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>>9118556
It helps out the economy. What's the harm in what's essentially a science-driven tourism surge?
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>>9118556
Yeah, fuck those faggots for wanting to check an eclipse event in their country, with their own eyes
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Get it through your heads.
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St. Joseph bros, is it worth heading east?

Fuck these clouds
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>>9118436
COMFY AS FUCK

>>9118491
9 and 10 both go near me

>>9118534
I have never thought of that picture in that way before. I may only be getting a partial today, but the cloud icon got taken off today's weather forecast.

>>9118538
Fuck, who does that? Sounds like either a PHB's dumb idea, or some random moron at the last minute said HEY LET'S GET A BUS, LOL! Not to mention there's probably federal rules getting broken on how long he can drive per day.

>>9118481
So many cell phone cameras are going to get toasted today. On the positive side, maybe it will cause a reduction in vertical video posting.

During totality it will probably be okay, the UV won't hurt the imager as much as your eyes, but once there's more than a diamond, time to put on the filters, even with a camera.

>>9118550
Because it's been 99 years since 1979 >>9117647 so only a few creaky old boomers have seen it before, and a few people who flew to Africa to see one.
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>>9118559
>It helps out the economy.
It's a drop in the bucket but that's not my point
>What's the harm in what's essentially a science-driven tourism surge?
Not much, maybe some harm to locals who have to deal with heavy traffic.

It's just clownish how obsessed and hyped people get over a natural event that will occur again 8 times this century (although not across contiguous USA, but why does that matter if you can only see it where you are)?. They'll probably jerk off to this eclipse.
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>>9118546
I hope they get that far

>>9118563
hes not a bus driver by trade, and i think he has some other cuck to relieve him. But yeah it was some morons last minute idea.
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Hope it's cloudy as fuck.
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>>9118567
*excuse me 10 times this century in America alone
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>>9118481
No, you'll cook the sensor. Make a shitty pinhole projector.
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About 1 hour 10 minutes til it first begins according to >NASA. You lads ready for this to begin?
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>>9118471
Dupagefag hanging out in carbondale, underwhelming turnout to be senpai.
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>>9118573
>*excuse me 10 times this century in America alone
>this century
So.... over the next 83 years?
Assuming I'm 5 years old today, I'll be very lucky to live to the end of this century.
In reality, I'm 52.
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>>9118579
Carbondale was just on the news. Looks cloudy
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>>9118583
There will be another one in 7 years in America. If you die at the age of 59 you're either genetically predisposed or unhealthy.
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Salem skies are nice and clear, all aboard the hype train
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>thickly cloudy by me
Oh well, it was only a partial anyway
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Quick reminder to plan to have your pets somewhere during the eclipse, regardless of the level of eclipse you will be able to see. Their eyes can also burn from looking at this weird thing happening to the sun they've never seen before.
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>>9118605
Same here in L.A. But there's still h-hope!
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>>9118611
tell me Emma Stone's address pls
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>>9118625
She told me to keep it a secret. Sorry!
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>>9118625
I'd check the local pond for that frog.
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>>9118611
Near Milwaukee here. There is no hope.
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>>9118645
ENDLESS CLOOOUUUUDS!!!!!
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>Idaho
Feels good man. Total solar eclipse, clear sky, right over a lake.
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You ever think about how stupid humans are to care about the moon going in front of the sun for a little bit
Aliens are laughing at us right now
This is the only reason they haven't taken this planet from us yet
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>>9118651
Damn. That looks fucking perfect for viewing. Plus you aren't surrounded by annoying people.
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Where is the best stream?
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>>9118533
This motherfucker is delusional, I cannot even believe its real. Just a while ago he was interviewing some dude dude who was talking about "strange mysterious clouds that g-man brought so that they cannot see the moon which would let them prove that the earth is flat" or even better, just a second ago nigga broke the stream by lagging and telling everyone they should keep refreshing. This as you can imagine effectively ddosed his stream but who is to blame? The G-Man of course.

What the fuck Americans.
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>>9118652
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>>9118652
I think appreciating beautiful events like these is something only truly intelligent beings can appreciate. If super advanced aliens can't appreciate nature like we do, I don't particularly care about what they think. Besides, you're assuming that there won't be a few experiments going on throughout the eclipse by groups in the area.
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I thought the last total solar eclipse was in 1776. Why are you saying it was in the 90s?
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This may sound stupid, but if I just wear, like, 3 pairs of sunglasses will I be ok?
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>>9118663
>1776
america is made great again!
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>>9118653
People are starting to line up, but it's not gonna be nearly as bad as most populated places.
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WHY THE FUCK DID I EVER HAVE TO LEAVE KANSAS CITY???? IM SO FUCKING TILTED RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO SETTLE WITH 89% ECLIPSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>9118669
yeah
>>
>neglected to buy eclipse glasses early because I've never experience this before
>trying to find some a couple hours before it begins in my area
>literally everywhere and everyone is sold out

I fucked up.
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>>9118499

>tfw you live in Michigan so even if you did have glasses they would be stolen and you would have a bullet in the chest.
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>>9118651
This somehow gives me a boner
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>>9118662

Aliens probably did appreciate it the first time but then they saw it like a million more times and didn't care anymore
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>>9118671
Oh yea. You would have a shitty time in a city for sure.
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>>9118679
We see rain all the fucking time and people still appreciate a comfy rainy day
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>>9118651
I hope you post another one when the total happens
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>>9118651
>>9118671
This is Idaho? I want to move.
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>>9118651
>>9118693
Idaho has the dumbest looking state shape along with Maryland, Michigan and West Virginia
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>>9118651
I don't see the moon. Happening cancelled.
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I've been doing a kind of art project that involves 10 second still-shot video clips. If I try to record the eclipse with an Android phone for 10 seconds, will it damage the camera? What about 1 or 2 seconds?
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>>9117998
They didn't look for very long.
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>>9109785
I always know you're here, but you're all faggots and incredibly inferior to /biz/
I liked you a lot until you started getting lefty about two years ago
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>>9118674
POP TARTS BAG BRO
TWO LAYERS

They're a little weak but not too bad on UV, and good on visible and IR. The only problem is they aren't designed for that so you might get one less good than another, but they're not that irregular. And you've got all that blue printing that you have to work around.
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It's it safe to quickly glance at the eclipse and glance away if I don't have the glasses.
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>>9118004
>Salem
You're going to get put on a bonfire for showing an interest in the eclipse.
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>>9110677
>einstein's theories
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>>9118713
Is it safe to quickly glance at the sun normally? Yea.
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>>9118713
Yes. Just note that it's actually more dangerous to stare at the eclipse than it is to stare at the sun, because your pupils dilate thinking it's dark when in reality you're sucking in way more UV light than normal.
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>>9118712
don't do this is makes mustard gas
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>>9118713
only during full eclipse
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>>9118561
We know that. We also know they mostly happen in Russia and over the ocean. This one is happening right at home.
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Another lake pic
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>>9118722
And Africa where you have to dodge lions and poachers.

Just look at #2 and #5, fucking faggot eclipses taunting people by cutting across a narrow strip of land. >>9118270
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Guys, brainlet here. Where is the moon? I don't see it anywhere near the sun.
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>Space Engine's position of the moon is off so I can't see a virtual eclipse

Shit game reee
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>>9118727
>#7 where it just swipes over Northwest Antarctica
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>>9116618
Clear af in wyoming/idaho

Feels good
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>>9113008
Course it is, black science man and Bill Nye ensured science will always be a meme to normies
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Stupid as fuck question but when is this actually happening?
Southern Hemisphere fag here, watching the livestream.

I heard an hour fifteen minutes, but I keep seeing conflicting bullshit.
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>>9118734
perfect for watching from a comfy antarctica cruise ship
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>>9118737
Should be starting about now
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That new satellite actually looks pretty nice.
>>
Why the fuck are these nasa people just babbling about stuff nobody cares. Just shut up, point the camera/telescope at the sun at let us see it for ourselves.
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>>9118734
>ends right before it reaches the Falklands
kek
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>>9112086
Me again, in Vancouver. Shade 12 is definitely bright. Thankfully I brought a few index cards for pinhole projections so I can rest my eyes.
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THAT FUCKING NASA COCK UP LMAO
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So we all watching the twitch stream?
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kek, that fucking guy looked so confused.
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>>9118753
Link faggot
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>>9118645
Where you at bro? Looks the same here in Franklin
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>>9118752
TRAITOR
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>>9118756
nasa channel on twitch not hard to find
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Has it started yet?
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>tomorrow
>are millienials ruining eyesight? How looking at the eclipse left a generation blind
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>>9118753
You can't post twitch links and you could just google it you dumb lazy cunt.
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>>9118762
Thanks anon, but why do people watch that shit? The New york times stream on youtube is already showing the happening.
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>>9118763
Yes, contact in Salem
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>>9118656
Yeah, he believes, correctly, that the sun is traveling through space but that the Earth is flat. It's stunning the ability to pick and choose by non-scientific minded people.
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>>9118757
Menomonee Falls man. These clouds are really bad today. What sucks is it's been so clear this last week!
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>>9118763
ITS FUGGEN HAPPENING!
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Been building up an immunity in my eyes by taking frequent short looks at the sun all day.
I can now go 57 seconds now looking directly at it, you guys got scammed with your cardboard trinkets lmao
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DB5vlYQtg
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>>9118773
Enjoy your cataracts, hope you have good health insurance
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>>9118773
[releases voice-to-text button]
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>mfw live in Arizona
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>>9118767
Nigga that's just a lamp
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Just met some gypsies that claim to have trained themselves to look at the sun for 15 minutes at a time to induce a temporary blindness and experience hallucenations
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>>9118725
Fucking beautiful, mane.

The sun is shinning bright in L.A. now. Again if it'll only be partial.
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>>9118781
Sup AZ bro
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>>9118774
I prefer this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMehFkqPrE0
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>>9118773
thats what I should have done. Its like weight-training for your eyes. Slowly build up light resistance in your cone and rods. I like.

How do you do this? do you do 3 sets of 10 reps @ 10 seconds each? or do you do more of a 1 second rep w/ 1 second rest in sets of 100?
>>
The Jews did this
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>>9118784
>gyppos use sun to blind you
>subsequently rob you
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can I just find a really dark piece of glass and hold it over my face?
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>>9118788
Yo, what part?
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>>9118797
Try it anon, report back with results
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>>9118784
Sounds about right
>>
is it a waste of time to drive 20 minutes into the totality zone, and just NOT look at the sun (I don't have glasses)?

Will it still be cool or will it just be dark for 30 seconds then nothing
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>>9118734
And it's going to be in December, so summer there, might even be good viewing for those who want to travel that far.

>>9118797
No, because you need IR and especially UV protection too. Look at the link from here >>9115799
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Have my dog with me, I'm curious how/if he'll react because he's generally a huge pansy.
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>>9118805
The dark is the fun part of a total eclipse. I think it's okay to look at the sun during totality, but the moment it peeks out you have to stop.

>>9118809
Bring some fireworks to make sure.
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>>9118805
If you're that close and the traffic isn't bad, you could probably check it out for the stars showing up during totality.
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>>9118791
Nothing so fancy it's just casual just do it whenever you have the time
>waiting in line outside, take a good look at the sun
>walking down the street, see if you can look at the sun until you make it to the end of the block
>waiting for a traffic light in your car, use the opportunity to see if you can stare at the sun for the duration of the light
Your immunity will build up quickly.
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>>9118797
I've used the film for X-Rays and I can see fine
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>>9118774
Thanks, that's all I want.
>>
>no glasses and no friends to view with
>just going to sit inside and watch on the computer
will someone just fucking kill me
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Happening
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>>9118713
no, only takes a few seconds to damage your vision permanently
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>>9118820
Google pinhole projector
Better than nothing
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>>9118807
so wait, I can just go buy some of this

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Glass-Filter-Plate-Shade-12-2-x-4-1-4-in-Green/118269389?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=958&adid=22222222227093892721&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=214921444201&wl4=pla-346876763682&wl5=9022290&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=113548378&wl11=online&wl12=118269389&wl13=&veh=sem

and I can look through it and be fine?
am I interpreting that article correctly?
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>>9118824
I want to watch the eclipse not a tiny shadow on a piece of cardboard
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>>9118805
>20 minutes
Just fucking do it. I'm almost 7 hours from totality and if I was 3 hours away I would have left early this morning.
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>>9118825
Yep.
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>>9118779
Kek
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Seeing the start of the partial is pretty cool!

Little lump on the top right side. Everyone sees it at the same orientation, right?
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>>9118825
Yes, alternatively, you could buy a welding mask and learn to weld afterwards
>>
What the fuck @that kid dancing in the background in the nasa stream? That was so autistic
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>>9118825
Yeah. 12 might be a little uncomfortable though, go 1 or 2 higher if you want to be comfy.
>>
>its raining in Orlando and most likely won't stop till the eclipse is over
Just fuck my shit up
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>>9118825
Good luck if it's in stock. But you really need at least shade 14. You can stack filters, but subtract 1 shade for every filter you add. So two shade 8 would be equivalent to shade 15.
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>>9118828
Then get welding goggle
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>>9118839
I saw that too, the one with the cardboard ball?
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>>9118839
just some kid being an idiot, it's nothing too special to be honest
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>>9118841
Damn, anon.
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>>9118833
Some welding masks have automatic shade control, they need pulsing light from the weld to activate. On hackaday today someone taped a TV remote to a welding helmet to activate it.
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>>9118841
It's a shame, plan for the 2024 eclipse, it'll be even better in theory.
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Is a selfie actually safe?
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It's really easy to see how humanity worshiped the Sun.
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what did he mean by this?
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>>9118848
Prepare the kool-aid
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>>9118853
its still the only thing that deserves worship imo
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>tfw perfect 100% cloudless view of the eclipse off my deck in salem

comfy
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Need I ask why is there a trooper in the Nasa steam?
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>>9118856
My sides

>>9118860
>Traffic
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>Virginia
I'm sad. Probably won't be for another millenium another total eclipse will occur
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>>9118857
Nice shot. Also, filter or clouds?

Gonna go out and check my pinhole thingy again... wait, just heard on the radio, eight minutes until the partial starts here.
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fuck I wish I could witness this in person
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>>9118848

I've got a mask with automatic shade and it activates fine looking at the sun
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>>9118848
I tested those before welding by looking at the sun, they work fine
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>>9118864

>traffic
>implying I'm going anywhere

I've got my grilled chicken and beers, I'm set. Plus there's very little traffic on my street currently.
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>>9118858
>not Jesus Christ oue Lord and Savior
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>>9118852
For you or your camera?
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So when do we suicide, at totality or just before?
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>cloudy all day today
Imagine being me
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>>9118865
In 2024 there will be one that's just as close
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>>9118875
for both I guess. I mean will it kill the inside camera? I wonder if UV would bounce off the screen too.
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>>9118876
>sacrificing yourself at the totality
That's not how you become a god hand silly baka
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>>9118884
>thinking berserk is real

Naw famboi this is how I get isekai'd into the pokemon world
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>>9118876
your soul has to leave your body exactly at totality. either use an insta-death method like gunshot or plan to begin the suicide a suitable time before totality
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Hi, I'm watching it via my smartphone as I live in Japan. Anyone from Oregon?
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>>9118868
>>9118870
>all welding masks are the same
Some try to be """smarter""" than others, that's why the guy had to trick his with the remote control.
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>>9118889
I am. I am in Salem.
>>
I recommend a mass sacrifice. Sacrifice everyone you know and love. As soon as you sacrifice the first loved one, you should feel intense sadness. That will awaken your Sharingan. Also let someone close to you witness this sacrifice, so they also feel intense emotion and awaken their Sharingan. Then, quickly sacrifice them too. This should give you your own Mangekyou Sharingan. Afterwards, when you get time, replace your eyes with theirs. This should give you the ultimate form of Sharingan, the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.
>>
All I want is a story from people atop mount jefferson to be anally devastated from 1 lone asshole of a cloud wandering in front of the eclipse during totality.
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>>9118890
use ABSOLUTE MINIMUM 10 shade mask for short looks at the sun. nasa suggests 12-shade+ for watching the entire thing
>>
in b4 x-class solar flare pointed at Earth on totality.
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>>9118880
And will last even longer and be wider in totality
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>>9118892
Take pics
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How fast would I have to travel to stay within the path of totality
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>>9118839
Guy on the plane doesn't give a shit about what the other guy is saying.
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>>9118892
I'm watching a live video from Oregon. It's great.
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>>9118905
presumably as fast as the earth rotates
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>>9118882
I really don't think it's an issue for a smartphone or the like. Worst case scenario, use an "expendable" point and shoot if you have one sitting around.
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>>9118769
Are you trying to rustle my jimmies? Show me the science then, especially the one that correlates with 2017 murrican eclipse.
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>>9118907
That's what happens when you snort too much science.
Dude took a whole heliosphere.
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>>9118905
As fast as the Earth is spinning
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>>9118896
Hell be fine
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>>9118905
>>9118910
>>9118915
Which is about 1000 mph
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>>9118915
>>9118910
If I move as fast as the earth is spinning, wont I stay in place? Or do I need to travel in the opposite direction of travel?
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Here's my ghetto eclipse picture
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>>9118896
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>>9118899
I noticed that its path was wider, and it goes right down the middle of Texas. Lots of big cities it goes through, especially Dallas.
>>
What perspective are all the news channels counting down from? Wouldn't one of happened already or is this mainland?
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>>9118920
kek
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>>9118892
Hello fellow salemfag
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>>9118920
Are you a fucking idiot?
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>>9118913
Show you the science that the Earth is round?
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It's dark in here
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>>9118920
you need to move in the opposite direction of the earths rotation
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>>9118900

I'm trying. But like the dumb bitch I am, I didn't have any solar filters. So I need to wait until the half way point. I even tried taking a picture of the sun with my solar glasses, but all I see is just a giant yellow dot, which is clearly not what I'm seeing right now. ;_;
>>
YES! YES! YES!
>>
What you listening to /sci/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98D0zbiJR6o
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>>9118866
We have these cheap eclipse glasses and I just held the camera over it. Worked surprisingly well.


Also the heavy smoke coverage helps a little as well
>>
FUCK YOU WENDY'S

DON'T FUCKING CLOSE FOR THIS GAY ASS ECLIPSE
>>
For those outside the area this Live stream is good.
360 Degree VR Solar Eclipse Live Stream With Jeffrey Kluger From Casper,... https://youtu.be/Oo_gzW84AXY
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>>9118937
You typed that out while climaxing? Impressive.
>>
Change your theme from Yotsuba to Tomorrow for a couple minutes tada your own eclipse and you didn't even have to leave 4chan
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/g/ here. Just dropping by your lovely board to enjoy the eclipse with you guys.
But this NASA live coverage is gay as fuck. Legitimately hard to watch.
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>>9118941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWnJp12w1k
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>>9118945
Its the college weird kid on the nasa stream that keeps shouting it.
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>>9118948
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>>9118946
>not having Tomorrow as your default theme
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>>9118948
that's describing almost all nasa streams. Third-party are much better
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>>9114163
but eastcoasters are overwhelmingly democrat...
>>
I remember accidentally figuring out how to make a pinhole camera with my hands.
Literally just closed my first finger in to my thumb making a little hole.
Not perfect, but it was able to broadcast my bathroom ceiling light on to the floor pretty damn well.
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>>9118913
Ask yourself, do you usually have to travel above 1000mph eastward in you're everyday life to move?
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>>9118959
>not using photon
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>>9118948
Are you checking the Raw Feed on the NASA website? No commentary, just comfy sun and moon action
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>>9118959
my man. /tr/ checking in btw
>>
Looks like whoever's running the NYT stream forgot to focus the camera
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>>9118964
Do you not?
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>>9118959
>tomorrow
>not photon
plebfag
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>>9118941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kgEvmIZ4vw
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>>9118928

Sup. How bad is it out where you are?
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>>9118930
Read the original post again.
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>>9118942
Even the dodgy ones should be fine for cameras.
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>>9118959
Using any variant of black or grey as your theme in for manchildren
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Phone camera attempt because I don't have my shit together with a proper shade
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>tfw didn't have the foresight to become an eye doctor to make bank off idiot americans for the next year and again in 2024
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THEY'RE LAUNCHING AN UFO!
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>>9118974
It's not bad at all, I have a nice spot in the park by the river. I'm expecting leaving to be a nightmare
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>>9118980
>AN UFO
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>>9118965
>not usinh light
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Nobody look at this picture. You'll go blind!
>>
THREAD THEME

THREAD THEME

THREAD THEME

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3zdbDGRvZ0
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NASA stream is kill.
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>>9118978
AAAAHHHH MY RETINA
DELET THIS
I WILL SUE YOU!!!!
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this is how the peak will look for me.
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>>9118989
This. Who has another link?
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>>9118962
>democrats
>not vapid
>>
>>9118995
>>9118989
twit'ch.tv/nasa
plebs
>>
>>9118995
>>9118989

It's back up.
>>
Hello /sci/

Eclipse tourist here with one simple question that I can't seem to find a straight answer to: Can I look at the eclipse with the naked eye

I'm not talking about staring at it for 5 minutes without glasses. I'm just wondering if glancing at it for a second or two is safe without protection.
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>>9118975

>>9118769
>the sun is traveling through space but that the Earth is flat

Elaborate. Do you not know we're hurtling through space at a million miles per hour or do you think the Earth is flat?
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I think my phone's camera broke in someway...but I like it
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>>9118998
>>9118999

Thanks babe(s)
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>>9118978
Yep, that's the sun.
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FIRST CONTACT
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>cloudy weather

at least I didn't spend any money on glasses
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>>9119002
Have you ever glanced at the sun before? Are you blind?
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>>9118967
Yeah, definitely. The raw feed is supreme. There's no disagreeing with that.
I remember watching a NASA Public TV stream some years ago and I can't recall it being as retarded.
NASA has either declined in quality over the years or I've become an even bigger misanthrope than I anticipated.
>>
HAPPENING
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>>9118995
twitch stream is still up
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>>9119008
there' s always 2024 :^)
>>
>>9119003
Pictures of earth from the moon show the earth looking pretty flat to me
>>
Can I watch it through the front camera of my phone using it as it was a mirror?
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>>9119018
We'll all be dead by then
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>>9119014

They seem to be aiming at middle and elementary school students with this stream, did you hear them earlier interviewing people asking "if you know what the closest star to the earth is?" "Do you know what an eclipse is"?
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>>9119019
true. Eclipse proves it's flat
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>>9119002
Try to stare at the sun and your own body will quickly let you know why it's a bad idea.
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>>9119021
I don't know can you
>>
theme song for an eclipse

https://soundcloud.com/midnighttitans/unison
>>
NASA's over the top commentary reminds me of pretentious restaurants serving a perfectly good meal on some stupid bullshit like a piece of wood.
>>
COOL
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>>9119027
MAY I watch it through the front camera of my phone using it as it was a mirror?
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Yes! Timeanddate.com's animation just started for my area! So hyped, mate!
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>>9119002
No, you can at most glance at it.
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>>9119019
I got nothing.
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NASA Stream's Audio is in cardiac arrest.
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>>9118559
>It helps out the economy.
WRONG
R
O
N
G
https://www.forbes.com/sites/sleasca/2017/08/19/solar-eclipse-economy/?s=trending#4e4b12da1365

>tl;dr eclipse expected to cost American businesses $700 million due to lost productivity
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ALRIGHT!

Pop quiz /sci/,

which is the sun, and which is the moon?
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>>9119037
>not having it on mute with chat hidden

What are you doing?
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HOLY SHIT I ONLY LOOKED UP LIKE 2 SECONDS AND MY EYE IS ITCHING.
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>>9119040
>>
I had a very nice time looking at the sun through a slightly cloudy sky. Having those clouds made it easier to look at layering a roll of a dark film on my phone camera.
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>>9119032
No dont do it
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Why are they showing me this
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>>9119043
That's the fire ants in your eyes.
You're fucked now son.
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>>9119032
I did that in GB with a partial eclipse, the fucking glare from the screen went straight into my eye anyway, and I got a permanent grey brown floater on my retina where it literally BURNED it away. Beware, this eye damage shit is no meme.
>>
How safe is it to look at the eclipse with the naked eye? It's going to be around 70% here
>>
>Great American Eclipse
Wow I like this science channel reporter - can we keep her?
>>
>>9119040
>estimates based on some spotty calculations vs money actually generated so far

Alright.
>>
Seriously, is there a stream that isn't targeted at elementary and middle schoolers?
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>>9119041
Trick question, that's Gliese 581 and an ovaltine cookie
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>>9118978
>>9119006
Better one; stacked sunglasses in front of phone
>Captcha: pictures of the sun
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Even if I wanted to look directly into the sun I can't because I start to sneeze like a retard.
>tfw inferior genes
>>
>>9119044
just tell them to wait 7 years
>>
Lmao all you are going to miss out by not staring at the sun with your naked eye. It's all one big lie
>>
>>9119041
Sun is red, moon is black.
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>>9119042
Ustream has the raw footage with no volume
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>>9119049
Why the fuck did you hold it in such a way that the glare was permanently in your eyes?>

You can hold phones at different angles you know. That's one of their biggest advantages.
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>this hispanic NASA reporter
thicc desu.
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Forest fires have been giving me perfectly comfortable views of the sun for two months and this is the one day it decides to clear up.
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>>9119041
you got me
>>
Hispanic accents are so irritating to listen to
>>
Hours before the eclipse, does the new moon fiercely reflect the sun's light? I seem to remember something like that this morning, before my retinas reminded me of all the damage I was causing them. But now that I think about it that doesn't seem right.
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>>9119050
NO
O
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>>9119003
I am confused. Which anon are you?
Did you post this >>9118769 or this >>9118656 ?
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So we can predict it because it's a pattern right? Does that mean there has been and there will be a solar eclipse exactly like this one? As in in this exact location.

Yes I'm stupid, I need answers.
>>
If you want to look to look at the sun with your eyes, hold your mouth open and pull on your ear-lobes.
It prevents the eyes "gag reflex" which leads to damage by straining the muscles.
This is what damages your eyes.
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THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
For anyone who's in the eclipse path, you can try to make a pinhole using your hand and look at the projection on the ground. Better than staring at the sun without protection
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>>9119024

In other words, Americans. There's a shocking lack of science knowledge here.
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>>9119061
The phone camera still has to be pointing at the sun.
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>>9119076
Just for Americans, yay
>>
>>9119061
i-i don't know
i think i was just trying to get the right angle and there was fucking glare, glare glare it was horrible
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>>9119024
And yet everyone they asked that basic question to was over the age of 18 on a college campus. And some of those interviewees still struggled with that basic trivia.
Imagine that. Surprised they're still using language like "Corona" at this point. Might as well call it "the cool, flarey-looking thingies :^)"
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>>9119083
Now it already looks like this.
>>
Toasting in a sticky
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>>9119044
>"once in a lifetime"
That quotation marks kek. The manager must have been pissed.
>>
>>9119078

This. Interlace your fingers and position such that the sun shines through it.

Fuck I'd love to be in totality and see Leo. Sadly I'm lazy.
>>
Anyone in non-eclipse path tried looking at the sun? Its extra bright today, goddamn;here in western europe my eyes really want to avoid it, more than usual
>>
>>9119090
Crescent sun. Beautiful.
>>
>>9119080

>The average American doesn't know what the closest star to the earth is

Please for the love of almighty God be memeing.
>>
>>9119073
Not for a long ass time, if that.
The moon is moving away from us over time.
Eclipses will get weaker and weaker as time passes.

I'm not sure if anyone has tried to compute the effects of the moon moving farther away.
The most visual effect will be weaker wave patterns and wind indirectly because of weaker waves.

>>9119084
Your head doesn't need to be in line with the screen.
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>>9119096
>>
>>9119097
Is it Alpha Centurai?
>>
>>9119041
the whole thing is the moon
>>
>>9119070
Is it worse than looking at the sun normally then?
>>
Oh, how I regret not making the trip to Carbondale...
>>
>>9119050
Safe as getting shot by 30% of a bullet.
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>Americans
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>>9119097
trick question desu.
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>>9119059
I want my baby back.
>>
>>9119107
Two holes????
>>
>>9119097

I wish I were, friend. I wish I were.

They don't think it's a star at all. Stars are things that come out at night, not things you can see during the day.

I blew someone's mind once when I pointed out the moon, perfectly visible in the middle of the day.
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Guys, how do you sacrifice a large group of people during the eclipse? Asking for a friend.
>>
>>9119097
I've always thought Leonardo Dicaprio was pretty down to earth so I'll say him.
>>
stream pls?
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>all these jealous eurofags
>>
What's with the manlet desks? Why can't they be at the same height
>>
>No 4chan

kys nasa just kys
>>
>>9119071
69, but both posts reference the boob in the youtube stream who is a flat earther.
>>
I was abot to make dinner.
Think I can make a simple fried chicken (already cooked) with some veg in 8 minutes?
Challenge accepted
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HIRO MEMING!
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>>9119110
Ass and pussy
>>
>>9119073
The exact same path and timing is unlikely, because everything has to line up just so, and the Earth has to be at just the right point in it's rotation for the US to see it.

That said total solar eclipses aren't all that rare, they just usually end up happening over other parts of the Earth.

The moon is slowly getting further and further away from the Earth, so in like a gorillion years the Earth will see it's last total solar eclipse.
>>
>>9119112
lots of fire
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>goyim buy these eclipse glasses
>if you look at the sun without them for even a second, you'll go blind!
>using your camera will break it too, goy
Does the eclipse really magnify the sun 1000x somehow or am I just being memed on?
>>
>>9119112
gather a bunch of people and give them each a telescope and tell them that the telescope is the safest way to view the eclipse
>>
>>9119106
30% of a .22 doesn't sound too bad
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>AYYYY SHIT WE'S GOT YO SUN WHITEBOI
>>
>>9119073
The moon moves away from us a couple of cm every year which means that in a long ass time into the future a total eclipse wont be possible any more.

It actually adds a little weight to the saying "rare eclipse".
>>
>>9119113

Oh, the guy whose mother is in a fake Sikh kundalini yoga cult? That one?

Yeah I doubt it.

SEVEN MINUTES
>>
>>9119076
I feel fine.
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Comfiest thread in years
>>
STREAM PLS
>>
Apparently there's a nudist club near St. Louis that might still have room
>>
>>9119126
You won't die but you'll be in tons of pain.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Ey43PkJFw

G R A N D T E T O N S
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>>9119124
>twilight outside during upcoming eclipse
>eyes adjust to darker surroundings
>look up at the fucking sun
I hope ur memeing or just plain retarted
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>>9119113
>I've always thought Leonardo Dicaprio was pretty down to earth so I'll say him.

>>9119115
I'm fairly jealous honestly. I hope europe gets one soon.
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>>9119080
This is especially sad since American since was top of the tops in the last millennium and even now its still holding strong.
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sure are a lot of fucking retards asking for literal eye damage/blindness advice on 4chan - what could go wrong
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>>9119133
look o u t s i d e
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>Show you a ----
stream beb

PLEASE
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>>9119112
A fatman would do the trick
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>>9119124
No, the sun is just fucking bright and you're not supposed to stare at it.

If you live in the path of total eclipse you can look at it during totality without glasses, but you have to time it carefully so you don't start looking too soon, or keep looking too late.
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>>9119112
sarin worked bretty gud in nipland
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If I squint really hard I can pretend like I can see the eclipse
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FUCK NASA AND FUCK DRUMPF
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Goy make sure you buy our special eclipse glasses! You wouldn't want to go blind, would you?
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>>9119096
Space terrorism.
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should I see the partial solar eclipse?
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Whoa it works thanks anon
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>>9119124
It just makes it easier to look at, like it doesn't even matter. I don't think your camera will be destroyed but you likely look at the sun if using a camera so you need to still have the glasses

And as pointed out retinas adjust to twilight so you insta damage your eyes too
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>>9119133
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nasa-media-channel
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>>9119150
no, its no more different than a cloud passing by it
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>>9119107
Nice brown box.
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F for NASA
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>>9119140
Maybe they don't want to see shitposting anymore
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TOTALITY COMING SOON, BOYS
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what in the fuck name was that?
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Wait, that was today? Fuck. How fast does it move? Do I have time to catch up with it from Chicago if I set off now?
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>>9119138
>I hope europe gets one soon.

anon i....
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I looked up at the sun and now I have superpowers
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>that nasa guy pronounces the indian name flawlessly
Impressive desu.
>>9119112
OI U CUNT
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Amazing.
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>>9119138
We won't get one for a long time bro.
The image I saw showed well in to the future.
There are ones in Russia, North Africa and other places, but none of them even touch mainland Europe.
Not even its ocean fringes.
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>>9119165
total eclipse is in like 5 minutes
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Habbeding!
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>>9119122
> moon is slowly getting further and further away from the Earth
Why doesn't it want us anymore?
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>>9119138
Just wait until 2026 or 2027

;_;
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>>9119165

Sure, if you're in a plane. Not even kidding there are people who are doing this.
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>>9119170
now if the indian could pronounce english words half as good, it'd be passable
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>watching the total solar eclipse by means of transferring electrons in a specific pattern while staying indoors looking at a monitor
I like technology
>>
>NASA cant work a stream
>>
Half a million less for the military would have given us a steady stream.
#disarmTheMilitary

Seriously though, FUCK
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>>9119125
Jesus christ
>that feeling of creeping dread I always had with a solar filter on a telescope in july and it's 35 degrees and one fucking pinhole will destroy me
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>>9119174
Shit. How long do I have to wait until another?
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American news channel just played adverts

AJAHAHJAJA
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TOTAL
ITY
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WE HERE
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THERE IT IS BOYS
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>>9119175
Which website is this
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>>9119134
Wrong moons.
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>that's it
man fuck science
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>>9119176
>Why doesn't it want us anymore?
would you?
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Salem.
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HOLD ON TO YER BUTTS

IMMINENT X-CLASS INCOMING
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Looks like an eye
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>>9119172
>>9119166
>>9119177

Well shit now I'm sad
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>>9119191
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/usa/cincinnati
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>>9119181

It's hot outside. And why expose yourself to the sun when you wouldn't willingly do it under normal circumstances?

Luckily I have an air-conditioned view. And no one can see me make a fool out of myself.
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>>9119185
7 years
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We spectrum nao
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>that was it
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>>9119190
Fun fact: the bright bits around the edge are called the corona, you're watching the sun heat up and boil the part of the moon facing it, causing particles to fly from the surface into space.
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Nice fisheyed lens you got there NASA lmao
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This is beautiful.
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Okay non stupid question here
Can my phone camera look at the eclipse directly?
Galaxy S7 btw
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It's always so fucking weird seeing it from planes.
>>
MUH DICK
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9h2o-rc4m4 thread theme coming through
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>>9119185
april 2024. this is ONCE IN A LIFETIME
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>>9119210
The purple and red border is gorgeous
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Wyoming, approaching totality, still bright light outside but temperature is dropping
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TURN AROUND

>EVERY NOW AND THEN IM GET A LITTLE BIT LONELY AND YOU'RE NEVER COMIN ROUND
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PINHOLE MEME DOESNT WORK FUCKING LIARS
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Booooooooring
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can I look at the sun with my sunglasses on or will my eyes still be toast?
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jesus that darkness on earth looks fucking horrifying.
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>>9119215
>implying america survives 7 more years without being pity-nuked
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I wonder how people interpreted eclipses hundreds of years ago
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>>9119151
And to think I spent that time on this elementary school arts and craft project.
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>>9119185
>>9119215
just travel to another location, it an annual thing really
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>>9119183
Gut welfare and America would have surpluses
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>>9119203
>>9119215
Thanks, I think I can live that long.
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...wat
did the fucking camera blink?
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WOOOOOOOOO
>>
>Library is giving away glasses
>They require that your kids be with you
>Daughter is in class right now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Is that the real thing?
>We're gonna keep that up, then we're gonna do reactions

Did anyone else hear that just now?
NASA is mainstream meteor now
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TOTALITY
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I feel sad
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>>9119239
scary
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>>9119236
>Sending your kids to class during an eclipse
You deserve it
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Watching live on tv. Sun swallowed the moon. Rip world. Ocean floods happening
>>
Whoa, it looks like nighttime!
>>
That is some spooky ass music.
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>>9119220
TURN AROUND

>Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
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>>9119242
sup /d2g/
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>>9119228
>Why is God angry with us, let's sacrifice people
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>>9119232
That too.
But that needs to be done more stealthily than "lole nope" to their bennies.
>>
What if the moon stops moving an we all freeze to death
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>>9119224
Can you?
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>>9119239

Yeah I heard it, pretty funny.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9119214

MY FUCKING NIGGA
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THE COMMIES JUST NUKED THE FUCKING MOON
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>>9119255
Would be pretty funny
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>>9119224
seriously fucking don't or u r fucked
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53N99Nim6WE
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>>9119255
Oh well, never mind.

Man, I just wonder about the chaotic physics that would cause around the world.
Specifically if it stayed perfectly in sync with the sun.
Holy shit the weather would be fucked up.
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>>9119118
Aaaah I get it now.
But my friendo, should your post be sentenced more like
Yeah, he believes, correctly, that the sun is travelling through space[spoiler]. But he also believes that the Earth is flat[/spoiler]. It's stunning the ability to pick and choose by non-scientific minded people.

You see, your original post implies that both parts of the sentence are true. Or am I just a dirty foreigner?
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>>9119228
they literally went crazy, that was the ultimate sign they could not understand
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>not listening to 2001 soundtrack
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>>9119255
>not believing in a lunarcentric universe
OPEN YOUR EYES
YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO
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>>9119255
We would throw nukes into the moon to make it move
Then the moon turns out to be a living creature
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>>9119228
I'm sure we acted with reason and composure.
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>>9119270
What soundtrack?
>>
What did people think this event meant in ancient times?
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>>9119272
That was a weird episode.
>>
Here's my squatting spot in southern Illinois
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>>9119261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwbMGAM2W38
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>>9119272
>Then the moon turns out to be a living creature
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>>9119275
;_; I want to hug her, this space stuff really touches people deep down
>>
Holy shit... That was without a doubt the most incredible thing I have ever seen in my life.
Why the fuck could my shitty camera not capture that...
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>>9119274
2001
>>
albany oregon here
total ended a few minutes ago
it's crazy, watching footage is no where near as cool
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>>9119272
fug.
>>
I was mad at myself for a few minutes to not have made the relatively short pilgrimage to a site of totality.

I still prefer home even if it's only 80%.
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>>9119284
>it's all silence
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>>9119275
d'awww
fuck wish I was there man. goddamn.
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>>9119246
When there was an eclipse in my 90s Elementary school, our teachers took us outside.

Which means that guy's daughter is probably having the time of her life.
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You will never live in a era where we don't understand the science and everyone thinks were all going to die
>>
the eclipse was was p. cool

enjoy your left overs
>>
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>>9119228
>>9119277
let's asked /his/ for some funny eclipse stories
>>
That was boring as hell
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>>9119275
>everyone should be dead inside like me
>>
I LIKED WHAT I SAW!
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>>9119288
>trying this hard
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>>9119272
muvluv pls go
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>>9119277

>ancient times

It meant that all of the witchdoctors/shamans/etc. were thrown into the pit because they couldn't predict it.

Damned anyone else want to watch 2001 now. . .?
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>>9119275

>America has a 24/7 channel with live hosts and reporters that is dedicated entirely to the weather

Jesus Christ. What is the point of such a thing, TV is the most 0/10 way to get your weather information. Holy Shit America.
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>>9119255
Countdown to us foolishly trying to nuke the Moon?
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>>9119275
WHY WAS THIS DELETE
>>
Uh anyone else in nyc
I'm not seeing anything...
They said 1:23

Come on I got clothes in the laundromat to get
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Gay Yee lol
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>>9109738
hey guys I just got a pair of eclipse glasses, some department at school was a handing them out, they were unfolded.
>long story short
I accidently put them on backwards and stared at the sun for about 2 seconds. It was already partially covered.
>The side that is meant to face the sun is very reflective, the inside is not
Could that cause any problems? Since the reflective side was facing my eyes for about 2 seconds while viewing? Any one familiar with how much the reflective face really does?
>Is there another board that my question would be better suited for?
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>>9119279
>no sun
way to go champ
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>>9119302
How can we nuke the moon when the agency that got us to the moon can not even host a livestream
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>Happy Eclipse
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>>9119304

I'm also on the East Coast and don't expect to be able to see anything for another 20 minutes at least.

Go get your clothes.
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>>9119294
>>>/his/3273565
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>>9119303
Probably got scared because you can see his account's avatar.
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Planned to go to Carbondale, but planned poorly and forgot to order glasses. Thank go I get a second chance 7 years from now. At least I can see some of it.
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>>9119308
Can you see properly? If you can't, then you're fucked. If you can, then no problem.
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>>9119301
They have a lot of shit on famous weather events in history
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Guys, binoculars use great to project the image of the sun. Especially if you can get them at a good distance from the screen the image is on since the picture grows larger
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>>9119301
>Not growing up with comfy 90s Weather Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vyImqK1Z0o
Kill urself my man
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>>9119268
I could've clarified, I guess. The "but" was the contrasting conjunction from the previous thought, however (i.e. "this first part is true", but "this second part is false").

Also, spoilers don't work on most boards that don't deal with media (e.g. anime, vidya, tv, etc.).
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I was gunna go to the library but my boss ended up giving me today off so I decided to sleep in
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Is it safe to look at the eclipse without glasses using my peripheral?
>>
Who here looked at the sun with normal eyes even if just for a second?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2tZQ75uB0U
OFFICIAL ECLIPSE THEME
>>
Birds are flying away, totality imminent here
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>>9119277
Given what we've been told I'm sure every single one of them went blind from looking at it without their official glasses.
>>
How much is America benefiting or losing economically because of this
>>
This was all a conspiracy to blind the least intelligent percentage of the population in order to weed them out
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>>9119326
>is it safe to look at the sun
No
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>>9119242
>not ballernar
>>
How the sun Burns the eye?if it's so hot,why we aren't burning?.
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>>9119318
I've heard that damage won't show up until the next day after cells die.
>My eyes hurt but that might be from studying since 8am. But I have no fucking clue
>>
>>9119311
I did say "foolishly trying".
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>>9119336
moon waves cool us
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>>9119326
How did you survive long enough without learning not to stare at the sun?
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>>9119334
Obviously not staring directly at it, but if i just look at it from my peripheral for a few seconds
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>>9119327
I did.
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>>9119331
- entire nation's productivity
+ selling $0.05 of filter for $20
+ eye doctors making bank
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>>9119327
I did. It's only partial but its overcast here and the light wasn't too much.
>>
FUCK

CLOUDY WEATHER

AND I LIVE RIGHT IN THE TOTALITY CENTER TOO

GOD DAMN IT
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>>9119326
Oh for fuck sake...

YES, YES TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS

How many god damn times do you have to tell people to not stare at the sun?
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>>9119239
It does get pretty unbelievable at points, but pure shock and awe makes people ask stupid shit even if they're some of the smartest fucks in the world.
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>>9119343
It's not safe to look at the sun. Peripheral or otherwise.
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>>9119327

I do that daily

am I fucked?
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Gonna buy a case of glasses after this is over so I'm prepared next time.
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>>9119348
Still, there is a chance that you will see the eclipse through the clouds, which would be even more of a unique experience
>>
Totally worth the long ass fucking drive woo
>>
so like why cant i just wear 3 pairs of sunglasses

the thingy i read said u shouldnt be able to see anything through ur special eclipse glasses and with my 3 pairs of sunglasses i cant see shit
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>>9119242
DAY WALKER
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>>9119332
We'd just coddle and care for them. It's a lose-lose situation.
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>Americans literally clapping at the eclipse
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The best my shitty phone camera could get
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jesus christ this thread is almost as retarded as the /pol/ abortion
DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING SUN WITHOUT PROTECTION UNLESS IT'S TOTALITY AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S TOTALITY DON'T FUCKING DO IT
>>
Can you look through a telescope at it if you put the glasses over the ocular viewport or will it magnify it too much for the glasses to handle?
>>
Wheres the lake pictures
>>
My area will be at about 92% coverage at the maximum eclipse. Will I notice anything?
>>
Muh streetlights
>>
>>9119373
werewolves
>>
gonna fap during the eclipse desu since we're only getting 80% here
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>>9119373
Will you notice 92% of the Sun being covered up?
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>>9119373
Yes, it will be darker and colder.
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>>9119314
So everyone basically freaked the fuck out?
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>>9119355
IT'S GONNA RAIN TOO

SHIT
>>
I think I took one too many half a second glances at the sun

Don't exceed 4-5 guys
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>>9119370
KEK, JUST FUCKING DON'T MAN, OR YOU WILL TRULY REGRET YOUR ACTIONS
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hmmmm
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>fucking rains cats and dogs, ruining my homemade™ eclipse viewer I was carrying to class
>no eclipse glasses
>gonna ruin my eyes glancing at it every few seconds
florida is a shitty state for shitty people
>>
>>9119370
Try it and report results if you're not blind by then.
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>>9119368
>/pol/ eclipse thread

I can't imagine the horror.
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>>9119358
Because you're fucking retarded. Do it and come back with the results
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>>9119368
this post made me look directly at the sun
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>>9119373
Just got 92% here. It gets a little darker and colder but unless you have glasses or some sort of filter the sun looks the same just glancing at it
>>
>again in 2052, we won't be here, but we hope NASA will be
now I'm depressed
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>>9119345
>selling $0.05 of filter for $20
Supply and demand
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>>9119373
Are you familiar with night time?
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>>9119368
I'm going blind what to do?
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>>9119396
Keep staring
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>>9119389
>eclipse is just a jewish hoax created to sell sunglasses
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>>9119378
A very special, once-in-a-lifetime experience. Something you'll cherish for quite some time. Imagine the glint in your grandchild's eye when you recount the story decades from now.
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>>9119370
You have two chances.....
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>>9119373
Van Helsing rises from the dead as does Vampires and Werewolves fighting with eachother for the duration of the eclipse.
>>
>>9119393
Death is our enemy
>>
>shepherd Smith is drunk
>>
>>9119358
>i cant see shit

Fingers crossed!
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>>9119393
I'm only 22, I'll be here. Hahaha
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Uh....

???
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What happens if a blind person looks directly at the sun during the eclipse?
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Got a good show with the lens flare on my phone using sunglasses
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>>9119394
demand will go way down after the eclipse and 2024 will be viewed with them on
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my eyes hurt

cya guys tomorrow
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>>9119412
how will he know where the sun is?
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I'm good with just squinting right? I can't see shit with these on
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>>9119301
The internet didn't always exist you know
>>
>That weather channel news reporter looking at her fucking smartphone instead of the eclipse

>>9119412
That person regains his eyesight.
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>>9119415
>cya

you aren't going to see anymore (^:
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I'm new to this board but I have a question
If a sun made of fire and a sun made of ice collided which would win
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>>9119393
I thought she said 2252 for a second.

>Tfw i'll be here
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>>9119409
>implying
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How much will the back side of the moon heat up during the eclipse?
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>>9119412
Blind people can't look
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>>9119419
kek
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Wew Lad
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>>9119393
Bud one's gonna be visible in 2024 in ontario and Quebec
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>>9119409
>wanting to be alive past your 50s

Unless you have faith in your fitness and genes, I'd rather die before unavoidable health problems start popping up.
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>>9119373
92% is figure believed to summon honorable monster, great honor expected!
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>>9119393
Thats only 35 years learn to live longer dumbasses
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>>9119410

OH FUCK DUDE THAT'S A PULSAR GET OUT OF THERE
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>>9119419
404?
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>>9119432
git gud nerd.
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>>9119418

And yet, it does today, and has for how many years now?

Literally how does such a channel make money? Retirement homes?
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>>9119412
instant cure
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Went outside. It's not as sunny/hot as usual around noon in Arizona. Nice to notice a slight change.
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>>9119419
lmao
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>>9119426
So much so that the moondragon will awaken and fuck us all
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IF ONLY I TRAVELED
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Was amazing. Would recommend
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>>9119426
The same amount it always heats up?
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>>9119426
Are you fucking dumb? The moon is always being pelted with solar radiation
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So we're only getting 70% coverage in south texas, should I just go back to bed? I dont have eclipse glasses
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwtsEcEbB84
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>>9119412

their soul becomes blind and won't be able to find their way to the afterlife
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>>9119443
I'm also not ever on /sci/
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>>9119448
there's a little dirt on the sun could you wipe it off
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>>9119419
Looks gay.
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>>9119452
Make a makeshift viewer with a cereal box or something. Otherwise yeah fuck it
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>>9119452
put a small hole in the top of a box then put a bigger hole in the side of it. Look through the bigger hole at the small dot being projected into the box
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>>9119419
Did you?
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>>9119424
She did say 2252
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Casper, Wyoming has been DARKENED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIehmwr0tm8
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Any of my /sp/ bros in here?
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Any of you faggots in Sylva, NC?
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Perfect time for us to attack
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can someone tell me what these rainbow spectrum means?
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>everyone expecting mystical shit to happen because the moon is casting a shadow on the earth

How has our species made it this far?
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>>9119465
B L A C K E D
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>>9119443

Yes, whenever there's a rocket launch that makes headlines in the main stream meteor.
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>>9119432
>in your 50's

underage gtfo
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>>9119452
>12:43 pm
>should i go back to bed?
>...
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>>9119414
>demand drops after today, supply remains very high
>buy up super cheap nice sun viewing glasses
>2024 rolls around
>sell these nice glasses for $25 while everyone scrambles to find them for less than $30 at walmart
>???
>profit
The time is now, fellow /biz/ minded anons
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Photo of the eclipse I took from Mission Viejo, California at its peak. Not far enough North or East for a full eclipse, unfortunately.
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>>9119470
End of the world.
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>>9119477
Night shift my dude
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>>9119460
I hope there is a compilation of pictures showing idiots sitting outside on their lawn with shoeboxes pressed against their faces.
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why didn't humans evolve with the ability to look at the sun? seems like a pretty useful trait to have.
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Fugging NASA fake news, that sucked.
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Anyone in Ontario?
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Crappy phone pics from Oregon.
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>>9119470
Phase 7.
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>>9119472
Fortune and genocide
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>>9119470
chemtrails turning the eclipse gay
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>>9119479
anon that's the moon
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>>9119479
Very nice picture. I'll steal it and tout it as my own.
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>>9119483
I asked on /pol/ and someone got mad at me and said that the sun is a lot brighter than lightbulbs
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>going to be in class

I wonder if professor will let us out on the second day of college

DOUBT, and if we don't we'll be looking outside at people who are skipping class.
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>>9119478
>investing on cardboard and plastic and holding it for 7 years
yeah, nah.
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>>9119453
>Eclipse happens
>Ominous Angels in the distance appear in the sky, as if the totality was a gateway from another dimension
>They start singing in a perfect harmonized chorus, people start mass crying out of awe
>Angels carrying all humans in the path of the eclipse to their dimension
>mfw the eclipse is a interdimensional plot for 'angels' to kidnap humans
WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN
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>>9119452
Fellow Texasfag, let's just be happy it won't be triple digit temp for a few minutes.
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>>9109738

I was born during one eclipse. Right at the dawn. :)
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>>9119479
What's your setup?
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>>9119483
In what way would looking at the sun help an animal survive?

We evolved the ability to develop eclipse glasses
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>don't look at the sun!
>buy our glasses!
>do it goy!

Fucking jewish psyop shit. Been looking at the sun all morning and I feel fine.
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>>9119493
Id be skipping desu
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>>9119486
Wow, amazing.
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>>9119486
at least the lens flare caught it
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>Get a bunch of isolated males, and see what they do together once the sun goes down

[insert shitty homosexual joke here]
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>>9119493
me too. Calc 3 or eclipse
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>>9119479
y0 gatdamn whats your gear friend
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>>9119494
Not those the nice ones.
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>>9119505
Same. Apologetically.
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>>9119512
Eclipse brah
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>>9119486
AGGGGGHHHHHHHH
DELETE THIS
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>>9119479
Sweet
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>>9119505
I know but it's the first day of lab so this makes it even harder to skip

"haha how come half the class is mising"

I forgot it's only gonna last like 2 minutes so I'm gonna do it
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I couldnt help myself and I looked at the sun for a second and now there's a blurry dot in my vision that wont go away

Is it reversible?
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>>9119430
We saw this same effect in the shadows of trees.
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>Americans marry during solar eclipses
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Fucking Chicago. All clouds here
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>>9119521
Just wait till tonight and look at the moon, it'll cancel out the effect.
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>>9119521
wanna be blind buddies with me
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>>9119521
ur fukked m8
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>>9119521
Look at sun more, it will fix everything
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>>9119520
Nice anon, its two minutes and if the prof understands then you should be fine
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>>9119521
No.

Enjoy your permanent dead pixel.
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>>9119490
>>9119500
I used a 300mm telephoto lens on my Nikon D3100, and rubber-banded two sheets of mylar over the lens that I cut from a space blanket to filter out the light and get a clear picture. The mylar gives everything that blueish purple tint but it's a fuckload cheaper than an actual sun filter.
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>>9119521
You're going to die.
>>
>The whole city stops
>Everybody is staring at the same spot
>Thousands of people watching the event live
>ALRIGHT BOYS, IT'S TIME TO POWER IT UP
>Loud engine starting noise erupts across the city
>Something is starting to appear in the sky
>People start to whisper what the fuck is going on, what is that
>News feeds are flooding of headlines about the mysterious light like figure close to the eclipse
>People are crying, some start to panic
>The vision is sharpening
>PEPSI™
And that's how you do a marketing campaign.
>>
>>9119521
nope, I have one from many years ago
just learn to ignore it, because your alternative is to think about it all day for the rest of your life KEK
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>>9119530
This. You have to even it out, now. Stare at the sun again but rotate your eye around it's circumference. Should fix that blurry spot.
>>
eclipse happens here at 2:28. The Black sun approaches...
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>>9119521

Same exact thing happened to me. My eyes hurt and I see a slight blur in my left eye. FML
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Well that sucked dick. Shriveled up wrinkly old man grandpa dick

I guess I should've fallen for the 100% meme. 99% was just not good enough. I could still see shadows, it was still bright out, blue sky, no stars, birds didn't give a fuck at all and kept flying around.

The only cool part, I guess, was that I looked at the ground and could see the wavy lines moving from right to left. Don't know what it is, corona lines or something I guess.
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>he actually believed the special glasses would help
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>>9119548
That's just your cataracts from looking at the eclipse
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>>9119541
IT IS COMING
THE TYRANT STAR
THE EMPEROR HAS FORSAKEN US
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>>9119521
If youre telling the truth about just looking for a second you'll be fine. Its no different than glancing at the sun.
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>>9119538
>corporation covers the view of the eclipse for an entire city with their shitty air ads to try and promote their product
I wouldn't put it past them to do that.
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>control f "BLACKHOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME"

0
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>>9119485
Yes, a bunch of leafs.
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>>9119547
Even if you delete it we cam still see it
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Anyone else feel like not seeing this in person kind of makes it worthless?
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>>9119557

Absolutely Facebook-tier post
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>>9119548
Sponsored by Corona™©®
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>>9119557
>soundgarden
>gud
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>>9119560
where are you that you can't see it anon?
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>>9119564
it was ok. BHS was their only truly good song
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>it's overcast
Same shit happened when there was a huge meteor shower. The universe hates me.
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>>9119523
Then they'll get divorced in 20204 lollmao
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>>9119557
A blackhole sun is not an eclipsed sun. Learn to science.
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>guy explains sunspots
>I see some black thingies, looks like a little river
>those are sunspots
>What are sunspots?
NASA everyone
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>>9119479
damn thats a fucking good photo
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>>9119566
At the bottom of the ocean
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>>9119533
Sugoi
>450+ pepperoni's for a camera
Man thats almost as much as my rent. That better be a great camera
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>>9119569
20204?
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Aight im heading out and getting away from all the fucking trees in my area. Should have some good pics.
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>>9119571
how about my asshole
>>
I like this calcium K filter
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>>9119572
Needs more funding desu
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>>9119432
>having a poor diet
That's your fault.
Old age != bad health.
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>>9119577
>DSLR prices
Uh, that's the "cheap" part of photography. The money sink is in the lenses.
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Can you imagine flying international to witness this only for a bitch-ass cloud to ruin it?
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look
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>>9119521
My eyes have always had that, should I see a eye doctor?
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>>9119583
Red Giant.
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>>9119595
Yes
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>>9119566
Minnesota. We were supposed to get cloud cover all day, but the sky is clear and I don't have any eclipse glasses.
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>>9119470
Fucking hell, they are trying to make the moon gay as well now.
>>
So will the small lens of the average smartphone cook itself by staring at the eclipse? I don't really care about getting any good photos I just want to see what it looks like on my phone's camera. Apple claims that an iPhone's lens would be fine because it doesn't have the magnification factor of an actual camera lens, and I assume that holds true for other manufacturers. Anybody tried it yet? I'm in Michigan so there's little bit left before we get the 75% or so we're gonna get.
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>>9119599
Yeah you guys up north are not getting a ton of eclipse. Sorry anon
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>>9119589
How much for the lense? I have a Celestron telescope but never really got into the cameras
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>>9119602
Should be fine.
>>
I'm going for an eclipse jog.
>>
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
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>>9119602
No, the lens will be fine
The sensor is going to get BTFO though
>>
Also remember anons that you can get some good pics of the eclipse by putting the glasses over your phone camera lens.
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welp, looks the same as any other day outside of the sunlight being a bit washed out.
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I just looked at it... I feel very strange... The cosmic demons are coming for me
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>>9119590
I flew to Cornwall from London in 1999 on a fucking prop plane (the last one in) for many hundreds of pounds, total fucking cloud cover, I've never internally reeeed so much in my life.
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>>9119605
His specific lens, I have no idea. But they're easily more than some of the cameras.
>>
>The eclipse is sponsored by a Mitsubishi car

Brit here, you Americans are hilarious
>>
Please remember to never look at the sun without proper eye protection. If traveling bring extra water and food as traffic nationwide is expected to be very difficult.

There have been reports of fake eclipse glasses circulating. Check if yours meet the ISO 12312-2 standard before using them. If you have any doubt about yours, do not use them to look at the sun.
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wait why are people worried about sun damage with random shit...motherfucka the sun is out every day if you cared about your eyes you would wear sunglasses every time you went outside.

I hope at least you wear sunscreen everyday...r-r-right?
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Hey uhh,
What's NASA flying to chase the eclipse? Some kind of supersonic aircraft? And what kind of data are they collecting?
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2 seconds of prep

Next gen of sci

>thank god I didn't drive 4 hours for this
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>>9119533
did you get any more pics?
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>>9119621
>The eclipse is sponsored by TV licences
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>>9119577
I actually got my camera on a sale for like ~$300 because the retailer was dumping inventory for a newly released generation of cameras.

The telephoto lens I used is like $230 retail, but I got a refurbished one for like ~$160.

It pays to be thrifty!
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>>9119616
>not just flying above the clouds
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>>9119623
I wear sunglasses at night
>>
I got lucky for not finding the glasses anywhere since it's cloudy and rainy here and can't see shit at all.
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>>9119619
Dear god
>>9119631
Oh thank god, good for you anon.
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>>9119626
got a toenail on your paper there, might wanna swipe it off
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>>9119626

what is this, explain.
>>
>>9119626
Do people find watching a tiny eclipse as satisfying as seeing it directly?
>>
HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE THE PARTIAL ECLIPSE THROUGH MY PINHOLE VIEWER
>>
>>9119606
>>9119610
Aight. I'm not particularly married to the idea of having a working camera on my phone anyway. Projecting off a mirror into a dark room was getting boring but given the low coverage I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a slightly darker ball of white still, but we'll see.
>>
>>9119639
what are you a poor?
>>
>>9119641
A hole
>>
>in the parking lot of a church
>everyone starts loudly praying when the eclipse starts
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posting in ebig bred :DDDDDDDD
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>>9119622
whats the problem? the moon will block out the light
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>90% coverage
>gets weirdly dark but nothing crazy, wouldn't confuse it for dusk or anything
>other than that you wouldn't know an eclipse is happening if you looked up at the sun with the naked eye
Fuck, I should have just taken the drive to 100%. Still neat though.
>>
giv latina nasa qt
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>>9119641
these are children. you may not have seen them in 3D with clothes on before. they are the young of the human species.
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>>9119613
Outside of totality you aren't gonna get shit without special glasses and lenses. Look at the diamond ring from totality, that's like the bare minimum of light post-totality and it's still overpowering everything.
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>>9119610
I take pictures of the sun all the time and my camera is fine.
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>>9119646
No, I'm just very stingy with my money
>>
>>9119654
Kek.
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>>9119648
The sun came back, so whatever they did worked.
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>>9119648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaECiix7kJ8
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>>9119453
>>9119497
pls no
>>
This Mexican lady's voice on the NASA broadcast is OTT
>>
>>9119643
it's about as exciting

>>9119648
>in the parking lot of a church
why would you do this?
you might have caught JESUS
>>
Felt colder when it was completely covered. Cool.
>>
>>9119610
only the sensor is in direct contact for a hour straight
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>>9119666
It's a big open area and they were giving out the glasses
>>
some poor weeb schmuck is probably taking his waifu pillow outside right now so they can view it together
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>>9119651
The problem is the moon does not block out *all* of the light
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Kewl
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>>9119622
>tfw you looked just to see for half second and
OW OW OW FUCKING OW
still seeing spots and red
just looked like a really concentrated sun
FML

also feels like I got punched in muh eyes
>>
>>9119629
I took other pictures of the eclipse but deleted them because that one was the best of the lot. The secret to taking a good photo is to take a fuckload of photos 'cause at least one of them should turn out pretty good.

I do have some lens projections from my dad's telescope and a few photos of mercury from back in like 2013 when it crossed in front of the sun though, if you're talking about just general related photos.
>>
Fucking clouds REEEEEE
From Puerto Rico
>>
did /pol/ get bored and leave yet?
>>
>>9119663
>>9119453

>IMBPLOYING
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
REAL NIGGA ECLIPSE MUSIC COMING THROUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydKdzQ5LLLM
Also, go watch the movie, its really good.
>>
40% ECLIPSE SO FAR
70% SOON
HYPEEEEEEEE
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>>9119672
The sun will disinfect her too.
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>>9119483
Why would we want to look at the sun?
What possible need would we have for that?

There's only a bunch of animals that even rely on the suns polarized light and UV spectra to navigate.
And those are usually flying animals.

Humans CAN see some polarized light, but it is mainly a by-product of chemistry than a fully fledged sense.
We can also see UV light if you remove the lens and replace it with an artificial one that lets UV through.
There's a guy that got this done to one of his eyes only and compared the 2 and tried to recreate how he sees blue-hues with his UV-seeing eye.
Cannot find the site just now though. It had some great pictures of his brilliantly blue vision.

Equally some humans have a 4th cone that is somewhere around the yellow-green position.
Gives them vibrant orange / yellow / greens.
THIS actually makes more sense since it is where a lot of our useful vision is in.
More so with regards to farmed foods that are in these ranges. This is a recent evolution, relatively speaking.
It's in less than 12% of people.
>>
holy shit guys I only looked for a second and now i have this circle in my vision wtf
>>
>>9119687
how would one know
>>
>>9119687

is it normal to see colors differently with different eyes? i had eye surgery done when i was 4 to correct a lazy eye and i get bluer hues when i just use my right eye vs my left
>>
stop staring at the fucking sun retards
>>
>>9119687
>Why would we want to look at the sun?
>What possible need would we have for that?
So we can see demons and angels coming from them and alert the tribes


>There's a guy that got this done to one of his eyes only and compared the 2 and tried to recreate how he sees blue-hues with his UV-seeing eye.

>Humans CAN see some polarized light, but it is mainly a by-product of chemistry than a fully fledged sense.
>We can also see UV light if you remove the lens and replace it with an artificial one that lets UV through.
That's some cool fucking shit
>>
>>9119687
Only women, because it's liked to the extra X chromosome.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrachromacy#Humans
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>>9119677
heres mine
note the sunspot lol

>inb4 sideways fucking camera phone shit
>>
this is boring... i want to go home
>>
>not looking at the sun without glasses
what are you? a fag?
>>
I just looked at it and now there is a demon in my room asking to grant me a wish... WTF
>>
>>9119689
hurts don't it

best thing is to cover your eyes total darkness for 4-6 hours (welders trick)

but you can't read this now so too bad
>>
It's super fucking cloudy here. Fuck this shit.
>>
>>9119704
DONT DO IT
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>>9119704
ask him for more wishes
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so is 70% eclipse even worth looking at? i`m kinda getting envious of everyone seeing total eclipses.
>>
CLAPPING INTENSIFIES
>>
>not another until next 500 years

Why is she lying like that?
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>>9119704
ask for a succubus
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>>9119694
I have that too, but I never had surgery. One eye just sees more yellow than the other. I kind of hate it but unless I close the other eye and really pay attention to it I never notice.
>>
>>9119705
He'll have fun trying to sleep with "sand" in his eyes
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>>9119689
thats good though. now you will have the imprint of the eclipse with you for life
>>
>>9119712
For attention. 2024's will be the shit, up to 6 minutes of totality
>>
Why is the moon the perfect size to eclipse the sun like that?

Can some astronomy-fag weigh in? Some orbital law of nature that holds it at the right relative distance?
>>
>>9119704
Take a stake and charge towards the demon's heart
It should be located at his pelvis
>>
Paramedic here. The guy who owns this computer is in cardiac arrest, his relatives say he looked at the eclipse without wearing glasses. We're doing CPR now. Please don't look at the eclipse guys.
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>>9119710
Might as well. Seeing everything else get darker is cooler than the actual eclipse desu, but I don't know how dark it gets at 70%.
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>>9119710
No. Even at 99% it barely got any darker.

>mfw my mom calls me at 9:30 in a panic telling me not to look at the eclipse

I mean, thanks? But at the same time I'm offended that she thinks I'm that stupid.
>>
>>9119720
Because Lord God made it that way
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>>9119720
its crazy luck, really
>>
>>9119710
No, just watched the 70% eclipse and it was pointless lol, everything gets a bit more grey outside but thats it
>>
http://poal.me/pzoa1s
vote
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>>9119719
2024 and 2045 will be 10 times better than this shitty babby eclipse
>>
what's the over/under on jim cantore crying on camera
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>>9119719
>up to 6 minutes of totality
Dyamn nigga
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>>9119699
>my feet hurt
>the sun is bright
>I'm thirsty
>I have a headache
>I can't see my calculator with all this glare


>>9119710
Sure, if you have the glasses to look at it and an no retarded cloud cover like where I am. It won't be nearly as cool though, no.
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>>9119719
What the fuck
Will I see you guys here on /sci/ again?
>>
Guys, I looked at the eclipse for a half second without glasses, am blind now.
Help?
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>>9119732
>tfw I'll be in my mid-60's in 2045, assuming I'm still alive
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>>9119704
That's your mom wanting to know if you want to trade your big boy points for tendies.

Sorry about your eyes.
>>
>>9119639
>>9119657
Yeah, it helps to shop hard for a bargain if you want to get into photography. The lens I listed previously, retails for about $1.9k. But if you're diligent in deal hunting it does get easier on the wallet. Bonus, is that you can often sell most of it without too much of a hassle if you're no longer interested in it
>>
>>9119740
Get a seeing-eye pupper
>>
What the fuck, why does solar eclipse only happens in the states? I want one too in my 3rd world shithole.
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>99.3%
>Total cloud coverage the whole time

welp see you fucking never
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>>9119648
FALSE IDOLS
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>>9119741
>implying you won't be filled with nanomachines
git gud anon.
>>
I just tried looking at it with my bare eyes. You cant see shit but a big blur of light. I went back in and put on like 6 pairs of dark ass sunglasses and was able to see the shape of the eclipse.
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>89°F in Texas
>nice pastel look to surroundings
>made a pinhole projection
>fooled with the same effect with my hands
>then noticed pic related in the shadow of a tree
I do regret not going, but I'm satisfied until 2024.
>>
>>9119741
eh i'll probably travel for the 2024 one, but the 2045 one is passing thru my hometown so my 51 year old ass is definitely going there
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It's beautiful
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>>9119748
it happens all over the world, the 21 century just favors the US for some reason
>>
I think I'm at like up and the clouds are a bit yellow pink. Dreamlike filter to the air
>>
>>9119753
Hey I saw those kinds of shadows walking home too. I figured it was just the shape of the leaves doing it. Kinda cool to know it was really the sun.
>>
>one single persistently long blocking the view
>no other clouds just that one
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>>9119755
Kek. Congrats for going blind.
>>
>>9119748
You need to sponsor the moon or he wont bother
>>
>>9119679
Better to contain them in this thread than having them spread to the rest of /sci/.
>>
>>9119739
It's only 7 years away. 4chan has been alive far longer than that.
>>
please help some babylonian shits just shot a bunch of arrows and blocked out the sun
>>
>>9119692
Not sure, actually.
It's hard to quantify without a test.
What is vibrant to me could be weak to you if you had UV or 4th cone seeing eyes.

>>9119694
Yeah. It can happen for a lot of reasons.
I had it too. My right eye is slightly darker than the left. That's mainly because I tended to use that eye mostly for looking through binoculars or monoculars.
Pretty normal.
You might be able to see UV if you had a lens replacement.
Only way to tell would be to filter out all visible light and see if you can still see out your fixed eye to any significance. UV will activate all your cones, but more so your blue ones since they are closer.

>>9119696
>cool fucking shit
It really is. I wish I could find it again. He made loads of images of it. They looked out of this world. But even that is still an approximation because it's just been shifted to vibrant blues rather than actual UV.

>>9119697
Yeah, wonder why it evolved only with them
Some of that section is out of date I noticed. Needs to be updated with more recent research in the area.
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Amazing
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>>9119762
nsh dude i csn dee fine
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>>9119720
two spheres which vary in distance (earth to sun and moon to earth) makes several objective "sizes" of disks, sometimes the moon appears big enough to occlude the sun completely, others it doesn't. These things have different names. Really its' been discussed to death.

>>9119726
occams razor says "your right"
>>
>>9119754
>People born in 1999 are posting on 4chan
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>>9119753
That's pretty cool desu.
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Why would anything nice ever happen?
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Clouds.
FML
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>>9119719
only 4 hour drive for that. should be fun as hell.
>>
>>9119739
We could have a thread for the total lunar eclipse in 2019 as well if we wanted
>>
>>9119780
Will I go blind if I stare at pictures of the solar eclipse???
>>
>>9119772
nice math
>>
Come onnn Solar Flare
>>
>all these sunaboos falling for the hype drummed up by the big eyeglasses corporations

Hope it was worth it, you all just got played like a fiddle.
>>
>>9119748
because God is American
>>
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I think we should worship the sun and moon as powerful gods... and fear them.
>>
>you will be 84 during the next solar eclipse near you
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>>9119780
looks cool
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>>9119765
Okay. Promise me Anon you won't die okay?
>>
>>9119739
Roughly 14 people in this thread will likely be dead by then.
>>
>>9119739
That is assuming 4chan is still even around tbqh.
>>
>>9119780
That's a pretty cool fuckin picture tho
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>>9119760
good /sci/ instincts
>>
>>9119723
You're a terrible paramedic.
>>
I'm in an area just north of the total eclipse in Illinois, it's like sunset as opposed to midday here
hopefully I can experience the full-on eclipse come 2024
>>
this is the biggest normie shitshow ever
>>
I was there for the 1999 one in France.
Cloudy shit. I didn't wanna see it anyway..
>>
>>9119768
Whats your opinion on eyelasering? My eye sight is pretty good but my left eye is slightly getting blurry
I relaly don't want to wear contacts or have glasses
>>
>>9119780
fuck mate that's better than my pics
>>
http://poal.me/pzoa1s
http://poal.me/pzoa1s
http://poal.me/pzoa1s
http://poal.me/pzoa1s
vote
>>
Wasn't there an eclipse in 2012 in the states?
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fuck it. might as well drop acid before this thing comes over.
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>>9119762
It's a calculated risk
banking on medical Eye care advancing in the next few years
>>
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON
>>
I looked out my living room window for only a few attoseconds and now my eyes are literally melting. The fucking moon got too close to Earth and interrupted the atmospheric shield generators and all the fire got in.
>>
>>9109738
I looked at the eclipse through my android without any glasses, how long before i go blind?
>>
>>9119780
That's way better looking than 90% of the other pics out there.
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>>9119810
>poal.me
Thanks for using the good poll site.
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>>9119813
Soon.
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>>9119788
Jokes on you, I'm already legally blind!
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>>9119797
I will be gone.
I'll make sure to trigger a solar flare for you guys when I get sucked in by the sun.

>>9119807
I heard it is vastly superior to what it used to be like.
But still as risky as any other surgery really.
Some times shit goes wrong.

>>9119813
We can always give you pig eyes.
>>
>>9119809
Post yours.
>>
>>9119822
>eye-know, eye-see
>i-know, i-see
>Apple branded cybernetic eyes

It'll just work.
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>>9119826
W-where are you going anon?
>>
Do solar eclipses have any interesting effects on RF propagation? Too short to change the ionosphere in a meaningful way? Any interesting dx to be had?
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>>9119814
what the fuck
>>
>tfw no qt univ of Alabama space gf
>>
>>9119813
>tfw thirty years after not being able to see porn the tech is finally approved for research in the US.
>thirty years after that they are available for human implant
>you cannot afford it on your g'ment stipend for being a useless blind piece of shit
>>
>>9109738
MY EYES
>>
>talking to eachother in Mexican

kek, American youth
>>
>>9119841
The dwarf following her up was great
>they was talkin mexican
>>
>>9119836
To that big ball in the sky, my friend.
Severe auto-immune has wrecked by body over 2004-2014.
I'll be lucky if I am around in that time.
>>
Over the next few months I expect to score a bunch of used eclipse glasses for cheap at thrift stores. #readyfor2024
>>
>>9119814
jesus christ, >>9119497 this anon was right
>>
>>9119846
Kek
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I'm ready to burn my eyes

>talking to each other in Mexican
fucking little shit
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>tfw couldn't resist
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>>9119848
same senpai
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>>9119725
Actually in certain places it was pretty dark.
>>
Well, I didn't get to see shit because of clouds, but on a positive note my horoscope says this should be ganechanging for my love life this week. Thoughts and prayers senpaitachi.
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>>9119856
Same here man

My left eye is throbbing but no vision loss

Should i be worried?
>>
>>9109834
I've heard that in half a million years or so, nothing in geologic time, the moon will have drifted too far away to ever have totality again.
>>
All part of the plan, soon all Americunts will go blind and we shall rule the world. Plans within plans.
>>
>>9119861
same and I didn't look at it but faced away from it. I think the edges of my (vision) glasses caught the glare or something. in the 75% zone here so it barely got darker out
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>>9119859
Where the fuck was it that dark?
>>
>>9119861
yes, youre probably gonna have severe vision loss when you wake up tomorrow
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>>9119862
500 million years*
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>>9119847
oh fuck thats awful anon. life is unfair. I'll be drinking a supermalt to you tonight.
Whats your name?
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>gonna be at max in my location in about 6 minutes
>cue the huge fucking clouds
>>
>>9119867
Wish I knew. I was just screencapping a lot of live streams I was watching.
>>
>>9119848
you know they expire and won't be good in 2024
>>
My right eye hurts
>>
Aren't you scared? This feels like the end of the world.
>>
Indianapolis here. Pretty cloudy, but managed to see it during its fullest, which was 91% here. When the sun went behind the clouds, there were moments when the coverage was just so that you could see it with the naked eye.
>>
>>9119859
yeah it called night

it happens on the other side of hte planet
>>
>>9119876
no they don't retard, they tell you not to use old glasses because a tiny scratch can blind you.
>>
Has anyone spotted any mole people coming out of their subterranean burrows?
>>
>>9119872
SC? im in columbia
>>
>>9119780
Nice album cover
>>
>>9119878
My left one does. I didn't even look and it's completely fucking cloudy out anyway. What is this?
>>
>not even that dark
>97%
I feel scammed or retarded
>>
>>9119847
allergies or AIDS?
>>
>>9119872
This.

I'm not even bothering to go outside. Cloudy with a chance of rain.
>>
>>9119882
I'm a welder and I have to replace the UV screen on my helmet ever 40 hours of welding.

They absolutely do wear out. Stop talking about things you don't know about faggot
>>
airplane video is cool

https://twitter.com/diohnisio/status/899699638760079360
>>
>85% max in my area
>look at tree shadows
>see the crescents
>cool
>took some cardboard and punched a hole in it
>placed it near a wall
>see the crescent shape i made
i feel pretty accomplished
>>
>>9119885
idk did you come out of your moms basement to see?
>>
>>9119888
I think is just photosensivity, should go in a few minutes.
>>
>>9119889
just comes to show how fucking bright the sun is
>>
guys I looked at eclipse for just a few seconds 4 or 5 times spaced a few minutes apart with a welding mask of shade 11 and now my eyes have a slight burning senesation

am I fucked now or am i just being paranoid
>>
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>>9119885
oh shit hes onto me
>>
>>9119876
(((expiration date)))

Sure thing, Itzhak.
>>
>>9119892
>I have to replace a UV screen after 40 hours of it being blasted by UV
Noooo
That can't be!
>>
Pulled me cock out during full coverage, it gonna be blind?
>>
>>9119872
same also feelsbadman
>>
>>9109738
>it's raining and overcast where I live
I even had the special glasses and I couldn't see shit. I'm kinda pissed off.
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>>9119893
dear god
>>
>>9119900
>minimum 12
>minimum 12
MINIMUM 12

how did you fucking miss that?
>>
>>9119838
bump
>>
>>9119748
40% here in Brazil. Meh, it's better than nothing. Next total eclipse here is in 2045.
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Level with me, how fucked am I?

I forgot today was the day of the eclipse, and I looked at the sun at least 7 times during my way to work, until I realized that today was the 21st. We don't have totality in my town, and the moon was covering about 60% of it, according to https://www.timeanddate.com/

should I go see an eye doctor? Every glance was about a second. Fuck me, my good eyesight was one of my only decent qualities.
>>
>>9119710
Not if you don't have glasses or something similar, and even then it's nowhere near as interesting as seeing the totality. The Sun was 89% percent covered here and I wouldn't have even noticed if I didn't already know about the eclipse.
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FUCKING NECK
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remember guys
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>>9119910
i saw that but figured if i wasnt staring at it watching it'd be fine. I mean common you can look at the sun for a second without anything at all and you are okay

it wasn't even bright when i was looking at it but not sure if a lot of UV could still have gone though

i guess i am a dumbass for not listening though
>>
>>9119911
NICE NUMBERS
>>
>>9119913
Blind in 15 minutes
>>
I knew he was good with the cyber!
>>
>live FUCKING NOWHERE NEAR THE ECLIPSE
>mother runs outside
>says she can "almost" see the eclipse (not possible)
>tell her not to look at the sun
>she makes tube/telescope shape with her hands
>"it's ok, I won't get hurt if I do this with my hands"

fucking baby boomers
>>
>>9119871
Kris.
Remember me, for I am shit.

I exaggerate, but I will be surprised if I don't end up developing some mad cancer.
I'm fine now, but the first 4 years I was in the hospital every 4 months pretty much.
After that it was 1.5~ times a year up to 2014.
Damage done, etc.
My intestines in particular. That's like the worst place for a massive over-expression of the immune system. (other than potentially fatal major organ inflammation)

>>9119890
Good ol opposite-AIDS.
Autoimmune of the digestive tract.
It's being labelled Crohns, but it isn't. I have none of the markers for it. It was being treated as it, but it only put me in hospital consistently for 4 years until I stopped it.

>>9119893
That's be cool being up there.

>>9119911
I'm sure they do in the LF ranges.
Any global-comms systems will be altered slightly.
Lowers their effective range I think.
>>
>>9119873
I wouldn't trust the live streams. The cameras will make it look much darker than it actually is because they're set up to look at the sun without the light blowing the whole image out.
>>
It's getting cooler out here and all the bugs are going nuts.
>>
>>9119913
F
>>
60% here in Toronto. It's slightly darker out, maybe like mid evening tier dark
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Here's my shitty phone photo
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So this is 80% totality...
>>
>>9119881
No jackass. Five minutes earlier it was a stadium of people and it just looked like dusk. It eventually became completely dark.
>>
>>9119935
So this.... is the power.... of the Moon. Wow. Really makes you think?
>>
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I looked at the sun for like half a second when it was at around 15%, am I fucked?
>>
>>9119935
philly?
>>
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>>9119923
dat autism doe
>>
I saw the Sun's reflection in a window and now I'm going deaf.
>>
>>9119927
Yeah, the cameras really affect how it looks.
The sudden flash you see in streams doesn't happen like that.
The automatic light balancing is really fucking with it.
You can tell especially in the current stream, the camera is so bad in this one.
>>
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AW FUCK
>>
None of you guys ever looked at the sun as a kid?
Your vision is not ruined. The sun is not any brighter when the moon is obstructing it. You're not going blind. Stop psyching yourselves out.
>>
>>9119672
H-heh, yeah. What kind of loser would actually do that, huh?
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>>9119927
Even so that's pretty dark. Even if it would be even a little brighter without the cameras. Kind of dark here too.
>>
>>9119925
yeah some boomer posted on nextdoor that you could watch in a bucket of water
>>
>>9119886
I wish, MD
we only got a measly 86%
was kinda neat how everything got gray though
>>
>>9119940
You will see blackspots forever in about 10 minutes
>>
>>9119941
>new york plates
>>
>>9119913
Why does it matter which day it is? Looking at the sun damages your eyes any day
>>
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>>9119913
I didn't notice since I was in the dark, but there's a FUCKING DARK BLOB floating around in my right eye

HOLY FUCK I THINK I HAVE DAMAGE

FUCK ME
>>
>>9119933
nice how far did you drive

>>9119940
jesus you better watch as much of your favorite anime before your eyes go out forever
>>
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>>9119952
>>
>>9119913
Press F.
>>
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Who /weldingmask/ here?
>>
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I accidentally looked without my glasses. I've been seeing a crescent since. I'm so fucking mad. It wasn't even that good.
>>
SC bros, where you at?
>live in the path of totality
>don't have to go anywhere to see the complete eclipse
>just have to step out onto the deck
>>
>>9119943
what?
>>
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>It's fucking nothing
>>
>>9119946
Honestly I was thinking about that just now. I did look at the sun as a kid, and it's not like my eyesight is 20/20 now.
>>
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>eyes are starting to feel sore
>>
>>9119964

same here, although I swear it only lasted 45 seconds of totality for me
>>
whoelse took a cheeky glance at the eclipse and suffered no eye damage from it
>>
>>9119946
Don't you know? The Moon is like a magnifying glass, intensifying and focusing the Sun's rays into a giant incineration beam right into your eyeballs on the magnitude of the Death Star laser!
>>
>>9119966
you got worked by "science"
>>
>>9119963
>don't look
>you look
>>
>>9119963
How long did you look
>>
>>9119964
Looks like a half circle right now. Myrtle Beach, here.
>>
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Well, that happened.
>>
>>9119913
Are you retarded? Why do you look at the sun 7 times on your way to work? Its not sny worse for you than looking at a normal sun and your vision isnt going to get worse than it is now.
>>
LOOKED AT THE SUN THROUGH CLOUDS, ARE MY EYES DAMAGED?
>>
Is it okay to look without glasses If I'm colorblind?
>>
>>9119933
That is so fuckin cool
>>
>>9119946
You're dumb. Glancing at the normal sun isn't that big of a deal because the UV rays are spread over a very large area. Though, when the moon is overlapping the sun, even the tiniest bit, the holes in the moon concentrate the light of the sun causing one larger section of the UV rays to form into what is basically a single ray thus magnifying their power. Everybody said not to look at the eclipse without approved glasses for a reason.
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>>9119964
STLbro here.
>full totality
>walk onto front porch
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>>9119314
/his/fag here
i was listening to a Dan Carlin podcast, i think it was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7CmBN741Vw
anyway during some ancient Persian battle, an eclipse happened and everyone just stopped fighting at once
we're talking about thouhsands of people here, it must have been an impressive view
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>>9119946
Bud, when you look at the sun normally your pupils contract thus shielding your retinas better.

When you look at an eclipse since it's dark your pupils dilate except the same radiation from the sun is hitting your now dilated eyes. That's why an eclipse is particularly dangerous for eyes
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>>9119905
Only it's eye.
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>>9119983
Yeah bro, your eyes don't accept all of the bands of light. Like natural sunglasses
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>tfw see total eclipse from the comfort of my own backyard with family
>take turns looking at totality with my telescope
Comfiest day of my life.
Pic is one I took through the telescope.
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>>9119966
If you had focused you would see a piece out of it in the lens flare
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>>9119964
columbia sc here
big ass trees in my backyard and it was cloudy too, so i wasnt gonna bother
sure glad i did though. was able to see it right between the tree tops
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>>9119982
you are contagious
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>>9119946
Don't listen to this guy. I used to look at the sun too but this is fucking different. Do not look at the eclipse.
>>
>Be American
>Constantly rant about how false the American education meme is
>End up blind and unable to post on 4chan at all because of your American education
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>>9119950
>in a bucket of water
What?
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>>9119981
>Are you retarded? Why do you look at the sun 7 times on your way to work?
was gonna ask the same thing kek
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>>9119923
The autism is real.
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Do you think people will like the cookies I made for the eclipse party? Heading there now.
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is it okay to look at the eclipse if I'm blind
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>>9119913
Dude I'm 33 and I've looked at the sun tons in my life I still have perfect vision
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>>9119980
The crescents flip after totality
1/2
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>>9119986
This is literal fake news, you wear solar eclipse glasses because you can't stare at the sun for several minutes under normal circumstances.

Fucking dumbasses populating my /sci/
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>>9119981
>eclipse coming
>sun looks weird
>look at sun
>don't remember about eclipse because
>it's not til 21st
repeat
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>>9119994
that's pretty good bro.
i'm jelly
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>>9120011
Yes, you'll get your vision back.
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>>9119935
If you look at shadows from dense leaf cover you should be able to see crescents on the ground oriented in the same direction.
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>>9119986
You may be retarded m8.
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>>9119961
my neighbor let me borrow his
was nice of him, made the viewing a lot more enjoyable
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>>9120004
reflection pham, reflection

>>9120011
how would you know?
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>>9120013
Holy shit
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Massachusetts here. Clouds rolled in right when I was planning to make my observation. I have glasses and fashioned a few cardboard camera obscura with a plotter, but it appears to be for naught. Fukken RIP.

At least work is letting me step outside frequently to check, so there's that.
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>>9119986
>the holes in the moon

oh fucking wow
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>>9120009
Wow that's really neat Marsha! Are you bringing the kids along??
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>looked through the 70% eclipse through a pinhole viewer
>it was cool I guess
I'm definitely going to the totality for 2024
>>
guy hrlp ivwe lost myvisoin
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>>9119994
very cool man congrats.
>>
giv nasa sofia vergara
>>
Enjoy your eclipse.

I had chance for total eclipse back in 1990, very early in the morning, and it was cloudy. Next one: year 2126, unless I bother to travel after one

t. finngolian
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>>9120013
2/2
Think this is the right one
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>>9120033
pinhole viewers a shit, random tree shadows are where it's at
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>>9119961
i used mine but it was below a rating of 12 (it was 11) and now my eyes are burning

BE CAREFUL WITH A WELDING MASK
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>>9119963
>Americans right now
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>>9119926
I'll remember your name Kris.
Just hang in there a bit longer. Perhaps there'll be new tech to get your body going again? The digestive tract's a bitch.
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Watched totality from Grand Teton Nationals Park. Was incredible.
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>>9120011
yes but hold a magnifying glass at arms length between you and the eclipse to be sure
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>>9119919
underrated
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Using a reflective telescipe to project it.
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>tfw parts of Maine, Vermont, and New Hampshire receive totality in 2024
>tfw all of Massachusetts is in the path of totality in 2079
New England is truly the best region
>>
I tried looking at the partial eclipse with just my bare eyes for a split second. It just looked like the regular sun but tiny, I couldn't see any piece of it "missing" even though we had 90% at the peak.
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>>9120043
>tfw 13
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Rip I missed it fixing my pinhole viewer at the last second
Also I wonder how many animals went blind while looking on in surprise as their primary source if light was swallowed in darkness
Pic related
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>>9120053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWliiRKi4p0
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East PA here.
>75% coverage
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>>9109785
i thought this board was only made because of the eclipse, wasn't it?
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I got to see the total eclipse, it was awesome. It got pretty dark and got noticeably colder
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>>9120042
Looks like an ancient Chinese painting of mountains.
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>>9120056
MODS
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Guys what this?
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>Americucks want to watch the white Sun get BLACKED
Typical.
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>>9120069
Jupiter? Mars? Venus?
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>>9119994
I wonder how many mad bastards looked at the sun through telescope with their eyes and not a camera mount.

Man, just imagining how many people are going to be visiting doctors and opticians in the next 48 hours is kinda scary.

>>9120046
I'm mainly trying out fasting.
Fasting supposedly helps kick the bodies repair mechanisms in the ass and get it to work properly.
Makes sense since it tries to harvest useful nutrients when starving, which necessarily requires recycling damaged and useless nutrients just swimming around doing nothing much until it gets chucked out or causes cancer.
It's been demonstrated in labs and such.
Ever since I started I've felt massively better. So hopefully.
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>>9120069
Mars or Jupiter I believe.
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>>9120056
MOOODS
>>
>>9120069
Could be a star or planet, depending on the orientation. My wild guess is Regulus, too close to be Jupiter or Venus
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>>9120013
>>9120041
>>9120042
it was only 70% tho
my tree shadows were underwhelming
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>>9120069
That's the projector. It's a hologram. Fucking (((NASA))).
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>>9120068

He's just /qa/ posting senpai
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>>9120056
>mfw maximum protection
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>>9120077
>>9120068
Dumb newfags.
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>>9119994
GATDAMN
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>>9120047
And over so here is a wide view too
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>>9120056
>13
hey bb cum in my van ill buy you a new iphone 8+-÷×~
;^3
>>
2024 HYPEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>9120075
>kind of scary

Not if you're a doctor.
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>>9119955
That's a floater mate, it's eye degeneration but it comes from age, it was likely already there.
>>
>partial solar eclipse here in NY
>used insufficient welding mask
>permanently damaged my eyes for fucking nothing
If it isn't 100%, it isn't worth it.
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>>9120069
It was mars or mercury.
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Who /blind/ here?
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>>9120089
>8+-÷×~
what the fuck
>>
D.C. here. The ~80% peak just passed for us. Yeah it was technically amazing to look at but it didn't even get dark. At least cloud coverage wasn't an issue though.
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>>9120068
>>9120077
>>9120089
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>>9120069
>>9120078
Looks like a star to me.
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>>9120009
that's kind of funny
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>>9120098
Reporting in
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>>9120097
DUHR
>>
>>9120095
>comes from age

I thought it came from birth?
>>
>>9120100
Yeah, same here. almost at the halfway mark, it became completely cloudless. Quite a sight
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>>9120095
In addition, if they bother you, you can get them removed through eye surgery.
I've done it, best decision of my life.
>>
>>9120099
my uncle's dog's dad works at Apple, he told me it's the new model
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>>9120104
>>9120069
Clearly it was a Hatak
>>
britfag here
how can i have the eclipse experience?
>>
>>9120064
It was a real tease here in norcal. Little darker little colder but not never quite got there.
>>
>>9120098
I'm dictating my posts to my brother who is posting them for me.
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>>9120097
definitely not mercury, I doubt it was mars
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>>9120098
yo
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>>9119923
Did Trump lose weight or is that a really flattering angle?
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>>9109738
>eclipse this eclipse that everyone hype for some reason
>go outside to see what all the fuss is about
>oh, it's literally like trying to look at the fucking sun (can't see shit) except everything outside looks a little darker

thanks for nothing
>>
>>9120116
Anon! Kree!
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>>9119963
holy fucking shit, the GB betting on eye damage was over/under 250,000
I'm going solid over 2m at this rate, Americans are fucking retarded.
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>>9120126
dude is this your first or something lmao

you have to look for at least 3 minutes so your eyes can focus it
>>
i just looked directly at it.
Get fucked, new world order.
>>
Central NJ here, NOTHING happened.

Was outside for an hour, but it was literally not a single difference from any other day.
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>>9120118
Get a desk lamp.
Get a tea-plate
Move the plate in front of the lamp so that it just blocks the bulb.
Enjoy your on-demand eclipse and drink your tea to your superiority over nature.
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>>9120133
2024!!!!!!
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>>9120114
What procedure was it? Mine have bugged me for years but I have major paranoia about medical visits.

>>9120110
The way it was explained to me pieces of your iris or retina break off as you get older.
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>starts raining right after eclipse ends
wew that was close
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post pics
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I'm in NC , while I didn't get 100 percent I think I got around 95 because I'm close to the SC border. Only could really notice the crescent shift position around clockwise, maybe more? Dunno if I noticed a diamond effect some claim that it does.
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>mfw only 23% where I live.
I'll be okay just using glasses because it's power is lessened, right?
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>>9120133
Did you look at the sun with binoculars?
>>
>went for my eclipse jog at 20 minutes to eclipse
>cloudy as fuck
>air got thick and hot
>it got darker
>started to rain
>birds got quiet
>it's now light again and I'm eating a sandwich
Gg moon no re
It
>>
honestly with the way NASA was hyping this thing up, you'd swear they really did put significant money into it or something
>>
>the moon is closer to the earth 400 times than the sun
>and the sun is 400 times bigger than to the moon
seriously eclipses are astronomically lit
>>
DID YOU CRY ANON?
>>
>>9120129
definitely bet on under.

Estimates said only like 6MM people traveled into totality regions, and if you're spending money to travel to the eclipse you probably are aware of the eye protection issues. 250k is way too high. Enjoy losing your money.
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>>9120136
Fucking can't wait man
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>>9120133
OHfag here. I couldn't tell any difference unless I was looking at the sun with my (((approved))) glasses. Was disappointing, but I'm in the path for the total eclipse next time so I won't be too sad.

It was also a nice memory to have with my family so I can't be too salty.
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>>9120136
>live in florida
>have to wait until I'm an old man until an eclipse rolls through in 2045
>>
DC here

>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
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>>9119893
Now you can save it for future use
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>>9120150
Yes because my eyes hurt
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>>9120144
>23%
its not even worth looking at
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Accidentally seeing glare off a phone screen for a second when the sun is about 75% covered won't cause damage, r-right? I wasn't even trying to look at the eclipse, I just had to go outside for a second.
>>
>>9120160
thanks anon
>>
>>9120141
wow it's fucking nothing

>falling for the eclipse jew

good goy, take off work and school and pay $5000 a night for a motel in the middle of nowhere for something that isn't even visible with the naked eye
>>
>>9120148
INVEST IN THE MOON ANON I'M TELLING YOU!
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>>9120160
shit quality.
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>>9120141
I got a ton of shitty images through a telescope viewfinder before totality, I partially boiled my welder's goggles when I tried to look at it through the actual telescope because I was too retarded to get a telescope filter
>>
Wouldn't a glimpse at the sun just be like looking directly at a detonated flash grenade? Then why doesn't a flash grenade do damage since it's safe enough for swat teams to use on unsuspecting civi's?
>>
>>9120163
You are fucked dude. Optometrist is going to love you.
>>
>>9120163
you must pray and make a sacrifice to the sun god
>>
>>9120148
Them and those dumbass Alt-National Park people think they're sticking it to Trump and the right by commercializing a natural stellar phenomenon. No joke, they are really that delusional and militant.
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>>9120160
That looming darkness brings in some major existential crisis in me
>>
>>9120150
No but plenty of sweat cuz teh hot outside. Even with my soda that I brought outside.
>>
>>9120166
Don't worry, I bought an acre off the internet!
>>
>>9120167
Source qulity
>>
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My son got this one with his Nexus 5X phone! Taken from Lake Murray, SC, 3.4 miles from the centerline.
>>
>>9120136
What will be the coolest place to watch it from?
>>
>>9120157
>live in Minnesota
>eclipse status = NEVER EVER
>>
>>9120069
Das Jupiter mang
>>
>>9120155
The clouds got very slightly pinkish. I'm in summit county. 2024 is going right through us though
>>
>forgot to order glasses so I tried to look directly at the sun instead of doing the water bucket trick
>literally hurts to look at my computer screen right now

am I fucked?
>>
>>9120179
Is your son cute?
>>
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Here's a shitty pic I took with my phone. It was about 90% but looked 50%. Still cool that I got to see it. Taken in Raleigh NC
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>>9120185
yes
>>
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>the weather channel commentator talking with a family
>how old are you?
>five
>>
>>9120185
No just close your eyes for a few hours you'll be fine
>>
>>9120179
you mean your wife's son
>>
>>9120180
mexico or Texas because of that totality time
>>
>>9120179
That's my phone
I hope that you got him at least the 32GB version
>>
>>9120179
That's Sauron's eye man.
>>
>>9120194
>implying that wasn't the wife speaking.
>>
>>9120188
>Anon takes picture of the universe, circa 13.5 billion years ago
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>>9120168
thats decent anon. sucks for your goggles
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>using the hillbilly method
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>>9120179
Show us his dick
>>
>>9120185
If you only looked for a few seconds you should be ok.
>>
>>9120188
Hello Raleigh neighbor
>>
Who needs glasses?
>>
>>9120160
that was the uk one a few years ago
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>>9120170
>>9120172
Guys pls, I'm serious
>>
>>9120192
How the hell do you expect me to just keep my eyes closed for hours?
>>
>>9120200
>my husband's son
>>
>>9120204
Directed at >>9120185

This is seriously something my redneck grandma suggested.
>>
>>9120213
I do it all the time, easier when it's dark
>>
>>9120209
>eclipse of the century
Is any station capable of accurate reporting?
>>
>>9120213
Take a nap?
>>
>>9120209
>implying hes not a creature of the sun
pitiful fleshbags
>>
>>9120201
Those are artifacts from wrinkles in the filter I think.
>>
I looked at the sun momentarily a few times
how fucked am I?
>>
>>9120160
>>
>>9120185
you're going to have permanent floaters, rest your eyes now, I'm not fucking joking. It happened to me a few years ago, that eye pain tells you to rest NOW.
>>
>>9120209
>what would China do?
>>
>>9120201
This guy used this neat trick and beat NASA at their own game.
Find out how by clicking the duck.
>>
>>9120211
You're better off then me. My shill glasses slipped a little and BAM I'm looking directly at it. I looked away immediately but I did see a crescent for a minute.
>>
>>9120213
Take a dirty underwear and wrap it around your eyes for 6 hours
>>
>>9120222
you will most certainly die
who knows when
>>
What happens if a person gets a half a second glance of it without any eye wear
>>
>>9120218
Not when there's this kind of money to be made off of people who don't even believe the sun and moon are real.
>>
>>9120218
They're not really wrong, it's a subjective term.
>>
>>9120209
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
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>>9120222
You're fine dude I've looked at the sun tons in my life still see perfectly, during forest fires the smoke makes the sun look pink and weird and super easy to look at I've definitely spent more than 4 mins directly looking at the sun
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>>9120232
They implode. Outwards.
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>>9120232
Permanent eye damage for life
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>Put three sunglasses together
>Look at sun
>Doesn't hurt, guess I'm okay
>Spots appearing in vision now
Fuck, how bad did I fuck up guys?
>>
>Americans clapping at the sun
>>
>>9120240
But permanently forever?
>>
>>9120209
What a fucking idiot
>>
>>9120241
nice one
>>
>>9120238
Let me rephrase, I spent at least 4 mins at once looking at the sun probably and hour in total
>>
>>9120232
They're assassinated that night by the illuminati
>>
>>9120232
you will become a half werewolf half man
>>
>>9120208
Hey neighbor, hope you enjoyed the eclipse. Got to check it out just as I was leaving work. Made for a great drive home too.
>>
>tfw got all autistic and made a blackroom out of a cardboard box and used binoculars as a projector
>>
>>9120218
Sensationalism sells
>>
When is the next US total eclipse
>>
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This was at 80% but I can't into camera
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>>9120243
You basically created a lens, you're fucked.
>>
>>9120228
Fuck, dude, that sucks. Maybe taking a nap to rest the eyes for a bit would help. I guess that's what I'll do since I was exhausted already.
>>
I watched the internet stream of it for a bit without any sunglasses on. How fucked am I?
>>
>>9120253
sounds comfy
>>
>>9120255
2024
>>
>>9120233
People are so retarded.
>When will we get an eclipse from Jupiter?
>Why doesn't the moon rotate?
>Why can't we ever see the dark side of the moon?
>I thought the moon just appeared in front of the sun suddenly
>What is it called when the sun is in between the earth and the moon?
These are all things I have heard over the psst week
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>tfw couldnt figure out how to change the exposure on my phone's camera

Also it was spooky how still the air became
>>
>>9120241
Wow nicely done anon.
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literally half of 4chan/america right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GhoLAto8Vo
>>
Gonna join the panicking and say I live in a state that didn't get the total eclipse but I looked at it briefly cause of cloud cover. I have a slight headache, am i fucked?
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>>9120253
Are you inside it right now?
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>>9120241
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honestly
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When is FEMA going to round up all these people who looked without protection and quarantine them? I don't want to catch whatever it is they have.
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Who else here /schedulingatriptotheoptmetreist/ right now
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>>9119862
>Skipped class so I could blind myself watching the eclipse
>Massive overcast
>Can't even see it in my area in the first place.
>No rapture
>No secret Jewish rituals to summon reptilians to the surface of the earth seem to have been successful.

Today has been a total fucking bust my dudes.
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>>9109738
Can someone explain why the pinhole method didn't work, and the sun looks normal? The only way it looked different was with the glasses. It was 95% covered.
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>>9120262
I'm just glad I could makeshift something that gave such a detailed viewing of it

>>9120272
Nah the best is over
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I was really unprepared for how incredibly dark it got. I really did not think it would get THAT dark. It was cool.
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>>9120245
and ever after
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>>9120276
>>9120277
Me, i dont think the welding mask i used actually helped because my eyes are not adjusting indoors.
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>>9120275
its ok
they all got eye BLACKED
its all part of the diversity agenda
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>>9120264
>When will we get an eclipse from Jupiter?
That'd be a pretty cool apocalypse
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>>9120277
The light they shine in your eyes for 30 seconds straight will probably do more damage than a cursory glace at the sun.
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>>9120274
t. doesn't live in a place where it covered the sun completely
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>>9120264
>What is it called when the sun is in between the earth and the moon?

The end times
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>>9120274
Yeah it's whatever you make of it. Kinda like the grand canyon or any other natural feature/phenomenon. Personally I enjoyed it but I totally get why you would think it's dumb. It's just a rock moving in front of a plasma ball for you. For me it was a rare occurrence that I may not get to see again.
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>>9120209
>trump becomes the first legally blind president
how progressive
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just barely can see some sun spots near the left edge, about 10 o'clock on the sun
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>>9119933
Thats pretty fucking cool. I want to see more pictures like this
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>>9120275
Just neuter them all.
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>>9120264
>>9120285
>eclipse from Jupiter
>everyone's face when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueAYUp4rHZI
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>>9120283
If you can see flourecent lights indoors through the visor it wasn't enough.
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>>9120293
What I am wondering is why all the hype from NASA about research?
Didn't those fags launch a satellite in to orbit to constantly fake an eclipse via a plate in front of its camera?
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>>9120290
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Why does every website tell you to make a pinhole piece of shit? Binoculars etc give a far better image. Only fucking wikihow mentioned it.

Got ~96% coverage in the NC mountains. Shame that clouds blocked out the peak times.

>>9120298
nice
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>>9120293
Every second is a rare occurrence that you may never see again
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It looked a little dark, so I went outside and looked at the sun. It just looked the sun, it was too bright to even see the moon. I guess I should be glad, because it was too bright to look at for more than half a second. Hope I don't go blind later.

I guess Ohio was too far away to get much coverage.
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>>9120290
wtf???? how could that small moon block out that big sun? fake............
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Will this thread remain stickied for the next 7 years?
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>see first half
>hype
>totality
>HYPE
>second half
>meh I'm going inside
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>>9120290
>not apoclipse
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>>9120264
>Why can't we ever see the dark side of the moon?
This is sort of a cool question though since the moon being in tidal lock rotates perfectly with its orbit of earth, which I'm not entirely sure if it's an anomaly for objects in space, but it's certainly not the case with earth/sun or venus/sun so not an awful question. The rest are pretty silly though
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>9:00 alarm goes off
>roll out of shit bed that hurts my back
>spend the course of the hour smoking 3 joints and drinking 4 beers
>clamber up to lawn chair assembly on roof
>wait for eclipse
>look at sun
>looks like sun
>eclipse over now
>92% and didn't notice anything
>go inside with meningitis eyes and newfound belief in flat earth
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>>9120304
Personally I prefer magnifying glass on paper.
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>>9120302
Maybe researchers from ground telescopes get some data I dunno.
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>>9120304
Because like a magnifying glass, that can and does focus the light enough to create fire.
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>>9118590
...or unlucky.
Speaking of which, I missed most of the eclipse because of cloud coverage.
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>>9119935
Looks like NYC. We didn't get 80%.
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I used the glasses but my eyes still a tiny bit hurt should I worry? Is it just normal heat strain like one time at the beach similar happened when I didn't have sunglasses on swimming at the hotel pool.
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FUCK OOOOOOFF
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eclipse glasses lole
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>>9120325
did swaglord get a wig
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>>9120247
>>9120266
Thanks.
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>>9120325
kel
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>>9120312
Yeah, I really wish they did do that.
But on one hand, you have half of people being pedantic about spelling, then you have the other complaining about a really good chance for word-play.
I prefer the wordplay.

>>9120318
Yeah but NASA themselves have been going all out on it.
The plane itself was a good opportunity to watch the shadow move over the clouds.
Shame ISS never got a better view from above.
Hell man, if I were them, I would have got a loan to pay to shift the ISS over time to be more in line with the shadow.
Would be some costly shifts, but it could be done.

>>9120325
lole
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>>9120323
guess your eclipse got eclipsed
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>>9120180
Mexico, if you don't mind going into a third world shithole, otherwise Texas. Southwest Texas will get the longest totality outside of central Mexico, and plenty of wide-open spaces for people to spread out and watch it, then die of thirst when they get lost going home.

I can dream of being at >>9118525 for it, but the crowds will probably be too much. Or it could be the most awesome display of autism outside Burning Man.

In any case, I'll probably still head out I-10 to the Kerrville area somewhere. Center line will be a bit west of there. The real question will be what the weather does. April in Texas can have a lot of rainy days.
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>this thread
jesus fucking christ, this is going to be a famous event, mass continental partial blindness
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>>9120333
I know it's you Carlos, gtfo
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>>9120345
The estimations for productivity loss will likely reach the billions because of partial and full blindness.
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>followed safety procedures
>probably didn't see more than the average day's worth of intense sunlight
>still worried I'll wake up blind
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From 2:35 EST
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>>9120345
my left eye hurts anon
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>>9120345
I foolishly looked at it through the clouds for a brief moment. I'm not blind now, but the damage takes a while to set in.

Then again, I've looked at the sun before like that and I'm still not blind. Oh well, it was pretty. Too bad it was only a partial.
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>>9120245
Possibly. Just go see an eye doctor obviously. You get solar retinopathy
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Athens guy here. My sincerest thanks to all you guys that convinced me to go for Totality instead of just settling for 99%. It was incredible.

I drove 45 minutes - no traffic - and spent the day on some random lake. About 30 people showed up throughout the day. We played frisbee, one guy had a guitar, and had wine and cheese. Then, it happened.

It was so surreal and felt like the world was ending. I was half expecting Jesus to appear and trumpets to sound. The timing in my life is significant too, so the while thing felt like a death and rebirth into a brand new day.

I have some of you guys to thank for that! I don't visit /sci/ all that often but yall are pretty cool.

Happy Eclipse day, everyone.
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>>9120349
Just leave a gun on the bedside table in case.
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>>9120348
Maybe when all these blind fucks get fired, I'll finally get hired somewhere and end my 4 year NEET nightmare.
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ALL BOARDS REPORT IN!
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>>9120279
The pinhole method doesn't work since after 1980. The update changed how the sun interacts with pinholes.
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>>9120345
Ironically that gif is going to hurt the eyes of all the neo-blindfags itt.
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>>9119088
For how long?
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so is the anti christ born now?
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>>9120363
/a/ standing by
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>>9120363
/v/ reporting in
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>>9120211
Go see an optomologist, you idiot.
See>>9120356 (if you can)
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>>9120361
Good luck friend!
Impress the FUCK out of those interviewers.
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>>9120345
more like mass hysteria from people who think they've damaged their eyes but are actually fine
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>partial eclipse
>didn't wreck my eyes looking at the sun because there was nothing to look at
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It's over for me here in Texas. I saw the crescent was almost gone half an hour ago, and just checked again, sun is round again.

I'll be waiting for you, 2023 annular eclipse, don't be shy!
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>>9120314
>Wake up at 4am in a cold sweat
>Drop 2 hits of strong acid in Home Depot parking lot
>Set car to cruise control at 10mph with wheel cranked to the right
>Tie wheel in place with Stretch Armstrong
>Fill back pockets with rare earth magnets and sit on hood of car
>Shade 11 welders helmet

Feels good but man how did this sand get in my eyes
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>>9120359
>tfw missed out on totality
definitely gonna chase it in 2024, 86% was a waste of time
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>>9120325
xd
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>>9109738
I saw it and just arrived back to the hotel in Kentucky where I saw the eclipse, and now I'm here on 4chan to talk about it. It lasted for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

It's probably one of the most beautiful thing I've ever seen witness.

In that small time frame as the moon passes, the sky around you becomes completely twilight in a darker blue hue, and for that small brief moment you see all the stars and the planets appearing on the sky.

It's really something you have to see in person at least once in your life.
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>>9120325
jej
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>>9120363
/k/, /n/, /o/, /gif/, /bant/, /his/, /mu/ and /g/ reporting in
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>>9120363
/mlp/ here.
>90% totality
>barely any difference from any other day
>tfw cucked by Celestia
>again
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>>9120380
This. It looked so beautiful on the streams, I need to see it in person next time.
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>>9120363
/sp/ here watching this evolving catastrophe
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>>9120379
>Set car to cruise control at 10mph
They don't work below 35, anon.

No worries, though, just pop the hood and tie a string to the throttle control where the accelerator linkage comes out.
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>>9120265
do you see the face too?
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>>9120389
I don't know why, but when I seen this image I hard the urge to want to add more legs to it.
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>>9120383
Is it true it gets cold?
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/a/ here

>93% totality
At its peak it felt like it was 7-8 PM, tree frogs and shit came out. Didn't go night mode but was still pretty cool. No glasses so I just got to see the silhouette through a pinhole viewer. Will definitely try and see the totality next time.
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>>9120363
Slash gee here
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>>9120385
Crossboarding filth
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>>9120363
/d/ reporting
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>>9120363

/pol/
/int/
/g/ crossboarder checking in

Y'all too highfallutin' here for me most of the time. Nice to share it with you today though.
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>>9120380
It was amazing, like >>9120383 said. Just like... the natural beauty of it and the untouchable quality of it felt very spirirual. I know that's probably a buzzword on a science board, but it's the only appropriate word. Very beautiful.

That's the great, great thing, too! The fact that this is happening again, so soon (relatively speaking) it's like folks who missed out get a second chance for a once in a lifetime event.

I'd plan to make a trip for it, if necessary.

Also, more on the math and science side of things, it blew me away how accurate the time predictions were. Like to the second just about.
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>>9120383
Damn, now I've got another reason to see 2024 out by Kerrville Texas. One night I was at someone's place out there in the hill country and they were in a valley out of town and the sky was fucking filled with stars because no light pollution. Gotta find me a place like that if I can.
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>>9120363
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>>9120363
/a/ standing by.
[spoiler]Don't mind that scar in the moon[/spoiler]
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Apparently the eclipse happened an hour and a half ago in St. Louis. Pretty cloudy where I am, but it should have looked like night time, right? I'm right next to a window and didn't notice any shift or sudden darkness. Whatever.
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>>9120363
/asp/ here
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>>9120412
I want to fuck Chariot!
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>>9120305
Really activated my almonds
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>>9120363
/sp/ here
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Fucking Vorlons, man.
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>>9120412
You go put it back the way it was right now, bitch!
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>>9120383
>>9120408
All pretty accurate. It gets eerie in a sense and I wasn't surprised that person from the weather channel started crying when the eclipse happened.
It fills you with a combination that's a sense of dread but also awe.
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>>9120363
/tg/ standing by.
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>>9120305

>will never see again

ftfy
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>people doing board checkins

I got a warning for a quads get upthread. You guys are screwed
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>>9120397
I was shivering
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did anyone else notice the shadows of the heat waves from the moon's horizon dancing across the ground? we had perfect totality in my backyard in southern il, saw every fucking moment, the ground though, it was a light show, it didn't get as dark as in some places, but i wish people had gotten to see the ground do that.
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>>9120363
/co/ here
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>>9120363
I know you always love to hate on pol but some funny memes are coming out of this.
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>>9120422
I also had some biosphere playing while watching it, so its something I'll never forget in audio and visual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMJcDrfCPc
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>>9120395
that athlete doesn't need any more legs
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Folley Beach, SC.
My daughter saw the eclipse but she doesn't know it yet.
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Best I could do with my phone looking through eclipse glasses.
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>>9120437
You could always do with more legs.
Every little helps.

I subscribe to centipede daily.
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>he didn't applaud the eclipse
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>>9120439
my sides
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>>9117742
Try 1000 you filthy fucking casuals
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>>9120439
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>>9120439
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>>9120436
Dude, I did the same, only with this.

https://youtu.be/DITy3T2BgbI

Say what you want about the movie, but the soundtrack is fucking incredible and it just happened that the music swelled RIGHT at the moment of Totality. What a gift that was.
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>>9120439
Autism.

>>>Facebook
>>>Instagram
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>>9120451
Not a big Hans Zimmer fan but he really did a really good job in intestellar there
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>>9120404
>said the /a/utist
Stay out of my video games, faggots.
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>texted during eclipse
>realized after a minute I was staring at reflection of eclipse
it was in a bright phase in a low-coverage area, so my pupils were as small as normal, still freaking, what have I done?
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who /lunar2019/ here
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>anticipated eclipse
>watched with others
>actually had fun
>went back home
>right back to 4chan and vidya

Suppose I was foolish in thinking anything would have changed.
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>clouds cucked me during totality
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>>9120439
My wife's son saw the eclipse. He just doesn't know it yet, either
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>>9120450
I'M blind now you fuck
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>>9120439
This is a weird boner
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>>9120136
Feels good to be a Texasfag. Might have to head up into the Hill Country to sit comfy in the totality, though.
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>>9120462
Didn't we had one last year? Some good shit man.
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>>9120464
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>>9120470
I hope it comes out as black as the eclipse.
>>
Just watched Totality in North Georgia. Now headed on a pilgrimage to the Georgia Guidestones.

This might be more /x/ but still. Thought I'd include yall.
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>>9120363
/trash/ here
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it's okay to stare at the sun without glasses when it's at 15% totality, right?
asking for my coworker
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>>9120289
Sh-shut up ;_;
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>>9120481

It's OK to stare at the sun when you have high energy retinas
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>>9120481
Is trump about to acheive his final form?
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>>9120479
Should have watched it there to begin with.
Got yourself involved in the ceremony.
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>>9120439
Can a pregnant mother pass melanoma to the fetus
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>>9120464
I know this feel, albeit for different reasons.
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>>9120397
Even here in SC it started getting noticeably cooler about 30-40 minutes before totality. When totality got here it wasn't hot at all.
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>>9120363
/mlp/ reporting in. Got my dose of sun-praising today.
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>>9120492
If it develops quickly enough, yes.
But the mother would also very likely be deathly ill, potentially impacting the kid indirectly.
That even before potential diagnosis and chemo.
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>in the path of totality
>Fill balloon with nitrous oxide 30 seconds before the shadow hits
I could feel the shadow of the moon blowing through my hair
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I will never forget this.
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>>9120439
How did a guy get pregnant?
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>>9120499
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>>9119752
thats what i did
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>no clouds
>still had nothing happen

I don't get it, it never even got any darker seriously what the fuck, nothing like the TV memes I saw.
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>>9120499
haha stupid americans
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>>9120499
>>
in totality, back yard, the horizons of the moon shared with me and my small neighborhood. clouds almost ruined it, but the sight fucking blew me away. greatest thing ever seen, bailey's beads, the totality itself, the ground shimmering in the shadows of the heat waves, dust and heat from the very ground of the moon, there were sounds of vehicles loud before and after, but for a moment the place held its breath, it wasn't incredibly dark, but enough for bats to come swooping about. i'm glad i just watched it.

happy eclipse day guys.
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I'm surprised I got this to work.
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How do people manage to do anything more than glance for a split second at the sun? I can't help but instinctively move my head if I accidentally look at the sun, because of the pain. Do they just ignore that or some shit?

Anyways, I viewed a partial eclipse (something like 80%) through a pinhole projector. It was pretty cool.
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>cloudy in 98% obscurity zone
>can't even tell which direction the sun is in
>starts raining
>gets slightly darker for 5 minutes
>don't even know if it was the eclipse or the rain clouds
hello darkness my old friend
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Are there videos of the totality from a ground perspective?
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>>9120499
fucking kek
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here was the timeanddate of the backyard at totality. it was perfectly centered. my ol lady's birthday is tomorrow too.
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>>9120516
I'm in tampa florida and it got visibly darker and cooler for about a half hour.

Very cool. Wish I could have got off work to travel up
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>>9120209
ALPHA AS FUCK
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>>9120536
go to youtube search totality see results first few examples
they say this one is from Oregon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHhbmtwwjcI
and they are saying this one is from Kentucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE7dkcnSppk
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>>9120552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6kD8JpH0EU
heres another they are saying is from Georgia.
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Guys, I listened to the eclipse and now I can't hear so good. Should I be concerned?
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He's going to get reelected, too, isn't he?
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>>9120462
Blood death moon is more fun and less of a hassle
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>>9120563
Call your lawyer, immediately.
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Rate my setup
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>>9120580
>Mr. President they say you need to wear these glasses to safely view it

>Sounds like some liberal bullshit, Jeff. Watch this
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>>9120499
ebin
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>>9120462
Man, eclipses are too few.
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>>9120586
Very nice!
Had a reflective telescope with a similar setup, but was fucked by clouds
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>>9120586
I like it.
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>>9120499
Somehow this isn't surprising.

Should have bought some solar glasses.
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>>9120586
Here's one of the best pics I took, but I took it as a text so I only have it low res.

You can sort of see the rough edges of the moon and a sunspot in the bottom crescent corner.
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ok the eclipse was about 2 hours ago and now my eyes are starting to feel kinda weird...
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>>9120499
I'm just going to google this because it's funny
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>>9120597
Once every 70+ years, goyim.
Now buy my cardboard!
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>>9120607
Here's when it was starting and you can see some sun spots. The scope was focused pretty well, but my camera wasn't. I wasn't too focused on taking pictures.
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>>9120462
Better get in on lunar eclipse "safety glasses" before 2019. Potential gold mine.
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>>9120622
Some pretty good chromatic aberration
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tfw too cloudy initially and started to rain slightly at penn state, but it became perfectly clear by the peak. Saw it from the observatory on campus.
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Hey guys reminder that if you went blind from the eclipse that just makes you a legendary mathematician like our pal Yooler!
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>>9120607
You can see the ridges on the moon.
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>>9119291
>>9119291
Can the holograms see the eclipse?
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My main takeaway from all this is how close the moon is to us and how mind-crushingly huge the sun is

We are so tiny
>>
I dun goofed guy, I think I damaged my eyes and I am fucking panicing. Was that milk tip legit or not because I did it anyway
>>
My bro and I made pinhole cameras and went to the park. An older gentleman gave us a pair of eclipse glasses and we hung out with some other people, looking at the crescents in the leaf shadows and sharing the glasses and cameras. Pretty nice.
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>>9120607
>>9120622
>>9120631
Why is chromatic aberration so aesthetic?
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>>9120654
It's not, please don't encourage it.
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>>9120647
What'd you do? I've been reading up on it and it seems like if you only saw a reflection for a second or so you should be fine, and directly seeing it for a second will probably heal eventually.
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>>9120631
Maybe you can see the sunspots better here. I was trying to get a pic of the chromatic aberration, but it didn't even show up that much in this one. This is the last pic I'm going to post since it's mostly just the same stuff and they aren't very good.

>>9120635
You definitely could in person, though it doesn't show up to well in the pics. I was even keeping track of a specific big bump for most of it.

Also it's worth noting it was really surprising how fast the sun moved across the page. I had to adjust it like every 60 seconds or so or It start moving up the sides of the box or just lose focus.
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>>9120659
I thought I would be safe staring into a mirror and I was determined to see it since its once in a life time
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>>9120643
In what way did you ever come to this conclusion?
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>>9120586
I did the same but with binoculars
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>>9120665
Kek you'll be fine I've stared at the sun for like 3 mins once
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>>9120462

UK fag here, love lunar eclipses
>>
I actually have stared at the sun before. The symptoms are a headache-like feeling around the periphery of your eyes and later a filter of blue spiderwebs that are plainly visible when you stare at a blank surface. If you don't have these then you're *probably* okay. I got a retina scan and came back fine so even after doing this I recovered. This was like 2010 and I'm still doing fine.
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>>9120439
fetuses are up side down
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>>9120665
Well uh, no that's definitely not safe. But again, if you only looked for a second it should heal in a few months.
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>>9119291
We still do, only difference is that most who do don't think it's because of the eclipse
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>>9120679
When I was a kid my grandparents told me I could stare at a the sun at this one religious site without getting hurt. I still have the permanent damage from it.
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>>9120677
They sure love us more than solar eclipses.

We could have at least seen a little bit of this solar eclipse, had it not been the cloudiest, coldest most dismal summer day ever.
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>>9120693
Where was it and how long did you stare for?
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>>9120363
Jesus, uh repping /f/ags
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>>9120699
on and off for a few minutes.
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>>9120679
>This was like 2010
So not a kid, I take it. Why did you do it?
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>>9120684
Her feet will be ensured unharmed vision.
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>>9120705
I was only 11
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>>9120713
Ah. Forgot I'm old now.
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>>9120705
>>9120713 isn't me. There was a cool rainbow like pattern in the clouds and it was like a ripple effect, I don't know how to describe it. Must have been like tiny ice crystals in the cloud making it or something, but the cloud was just beside the sun so I imagine the whiteness of it amplified the light. I had on sunglasses which probably saved my eyes, but was still looking for 30-60 seconds.
>>
>>9120693
Fucking godfags
>>
>tfw thought I'd be fine because it was extremely overcast
>eyes burning a bit now
goodnight /sci/. I'll be retiring as a computer programer tomorrow, probably will do factory work once I'm blind.
>>
>spent the day sungazing
>eyes feel damaged now
>not sure if it was worth it
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>>9120725
Like this? If so I don't blame you for getting caught up in the moment desu.
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>all these posts saying how amazing it was
I'm going to take a boat to the middle of the Pacific ocean so I can see the 2019 one.
>>
Pretty sure I fucked my eyes up by looking at the sun through binoculars
>>
This is the first sticky I've seen in a long time that doesn't auto delete after 1k posts.

Neat.
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>>9120762
>looking at the sun through binoculars
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>>9120746
whoa
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>>9120748
There was an eclipse chaser on NPR the other day talking about how he saw one on an intercontinental flight and flew along it's path.
>>
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>>9120762
Shit my sides
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>>9120700
>looking wrong way
Jesus that kid is a retard, like father like son, I guess
>>
>>9120762
Why not just have a staring contest and make a viral video on youtube while you're at it. You might need someone to upload the video for you.
>>
>>9120762
best look for a nice seeing eye dog while you can
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>>9120746
Shit I see those all the time very early on the morning every time I take a trip to my old town on summer, really nice looking ones from 6:00 AM to 7:00

This road is through the mountains so you see all kinds of nice shit like that when it's cloudy.
>>
>>9119436
kek
>>
>>9119412
eye sunburn, it's painful
>>
>>9120762
FUCK I LOOKED AT THE SUN THROUGH THE HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE WILL I BE OK, /sci/?
>>
>>9120424
You never know.
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>>9120822
Someone answer
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Crappy photo from Southern Wisconsin.
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>>9120797
You're probably just pretending to be retarded, but that's a very poor shoop.
>>
>>9120588
Top kek
>>
>>9119569
If you're with anyone for that long you'd probably get a divorce too.
>>
If I just have a tiny headache is it just eye strain I mean I used the glasses ... If I'm not seeing any spots or anything I'm good right?
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>>9120827
>NASA is paying people to do this

I'm not even mad, just disappointed
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>>9120363
/bant/tistic /co/mpanion coming by.
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>>9120857
>I'm not seeing .... anything
RIP
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RATE
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>>9120149
um is this a coincidence?
>>
>>9120872
Oh bad choice of words there, I meant things like floaters and other visual artifacts.
>>
>>9120881
Yes.Well that is to say, it's an inevitability that the moon was going to be the same apparent size as the sun at some point in its outward spiral... it's more of a coincidence that we are around to observe it right now.
>>
>>9119704
"I wish you wouldn't grant this wish"
>>
>>9120874
I can already see it in the lens flare, 0/10 redundant
>>
>>9120887
I know, I'm just messing with you [math]SPOILER\ DOUBLE\ CLICK\ TO\ REVEAL %because my eyes hurt too and I'm scared :(
>>
>>9120907
wait, does latex not work on sci anymore?
>>
>>9119739
Of course. We're stuck here forever
>>
>>9120909
You forgot the closing tag shit-for-brains
>>
>>9120906
That's actually pretty cool
>>
>>9120913
[math]SPOILER\ SPOILER\ SPOILER %RUDE[/math]
>>
>>9120363
/o/ and /adv/ checking in
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>>9120363
/lgbt/ reporting in, 'sup faggots. :^)
>>
>>9119986
>the holes in the moon
mate, the moon ain't cheese

Also, it's more dangerous because your pupils dilate, so they take in more UV light than normal.
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>>9120464
>drive up 9 hours alone
>wander around downtown Salem alone
>enjoyed the eclipse alone
I'm surprisingly content despite people thinking I'd be miserable all by myself.
>>
>>9120874
elucidating/10

I don't feel so bad about not having eclipse glasses now that I know how boring it would have looked anyway.
>>
>>9120218
no one moment will ever happen again
>>
update: five hours after expose and I can still see. I expect I have seven hours of vision left before I go blind.
>>
>>9120952
Yeah I was hype as shit for weeks, looked through my glasses for about 30 seconds and got bored. Anything outside totality is a meme

>This eclipse is boring
>It's not even slightly dark
>My feet hurt
>I wish I was home on /sci/
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>>9120972
What are you going to watch with your final seven hours of vision?
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>>9120984
the sun, probably
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>>9120665
One cour of anime is 4 hours for reference
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>tfw drove 9 hrs round trip and paid $1000 for a hotel so I could get rained on and see jack shit in St Joseph, MO
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>>9120952
It's pretty small on the camera lens, its actually shows up bigger with human eyes.
>>
Now that the eclipse is over is it safe to stare at the sun?
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>>9118988
Underrated post.
>>
Caught it in Glendo, WY.
>Listened to all of Dark Side of the Moon >timed it to where Eclipse played during totality
I'll never forget it
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>>9120997
>tfw flew to saint Louis and paid $200 for a hotel and had a great experience viewing it with clear skies in st Claire
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>>9119689
This. I glanced up a couple times. The dots went away but my eyes still kind of hurt... Yeah don't look at the eclipse :/
>>
What's there to do in Salem?
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>>9121036
Bash the fash
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>>9120363
/fit/ reporting in
>>
Thanks guys, this was a good time!

-/tv/
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>>9121036
There's a riverboat in a park downtown. That's about it.
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>>9120363
/g/, /int/, /vg/gsg, /sci/, /k/, /his/ here
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>>9121061
That's it? Am I better off heading to Portland to find something to do?
>>
Nice being here with you fags, see you all back on 2024
>>
CRASHING THIS STICKY

WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>9121124
This time we get a practice run in 2023.
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>>9120921
[math]%you're a fag[/math]
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>>9121011
Ya, about the size of a pea held at arms length. Pretty big alright
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>>9121090
Crescent shadows between leaves https://i.imgur.com/bL6Jpfn.jpg
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>>9121181
I wish I would've taken a picture of these too. I didn't know it was eclipse related.
>>
http://www.popsci.com/total-solar-eclipse-photos
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/solar/2017-august-21-photos
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/eclipse-2017/incredible-photos-eclipse-captured-viewers-across-country-n794051
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/08/us/eclipse-photos/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/08/21/best-images-of-the-total-solar-eclipse/


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/21/how-know-if-you-damaged-your-eyes-during-eclipse/588154001/
>So how long can you look before getting hurt? Not long, says Jacob Chung, Chief of Opthalmology at New Jersey's Englewood Hospital.
>"If you look at it for a second or two, nothing will happen," he said. "Five seconds, I'm not sure, but 10 seconds is probably too long, and 20 seconds is definitely too long."
>You won't feel any pain if your eyes suffer damage, Chung said, because our retinas lack pain fibers. Retinas can't heal themselves, either, he said, making permanent damage a possibility.
> Any blurry vision won't kick in for a day or two, after the affected area swells "like an egg yolk" Schecter said. It can take months, even a year, for eyes to return to normal, he said — if it they do at all.
>One way to test at home whether you've damaged your eyes is to print off an Amsler Grid, a tool used to detect vision problems. Closing each eye separately, focus on the center dot and see whether the surrounding grid appears wavy, splotchy or distorted
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Why did this eclipse look like fucking shit compared to this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt3C5MM7Jkg
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>>9121861
I assume you mean the corona patterns? Because the Sun changes with time.
>>
I stared at the fucking sun today without any protection and it was the most awe inspiring fucking thing I've ever witnessed.

See you from the center line in 2024, nerds
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>>9109738
That was yesterday?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>9120363
/sci/ /bant/ /k/ /sp/ /ck/ reporting in

Eclipse was very surreal, im glad i went, the only problem is that the traffic coming back made a 7-8 hour car trip into a 15 hour one
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>>9119479
shocked to see someone from MV on here lol
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