.

>dood uchihas lmao
>muh clan

File: 1469803339270.jpg (52KB, 820x720px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 820x720px

laughed my ass of when he started killing people like lmaao a crossbow? hahaha someone just tackle the scrwny mutherfucker hahaha

>>86511064
>maintaining eye contact when your mom catches you jacking it
legend

>>86511064
>Kevin, I might not have been the best mother, but why the fuck did you murder your dad, your sister, and a bunch of kids at your high school?
>I dunno.
>hugs and roll credits

>>86511999
>enjoy federal prison you dumb twink lmao

>>86511064
>they let people on camera with that kind of backne

what the fuck is this shit?

>turn into weird devil child because mom struggles to potty train you

>>86512307
What did he mean by this?

>>86511655
>crossbow?
are you retarded or pretending you have seen it

File: 1502461360934.png (174KB, 329x298px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 329x298px

>ywn jack off in front of Tilda Swinton

File: 1480463282419.jpg (21KB, 297x294px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 297x294px

How do I intimidate mother

File: 83988d3f64a12c96aff6a724014e0875fef2d316_hq.jpg (11KB, 256x244px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 256x244px

>>86513491

>"Why?"
>"I thought I knew...now I'm not so sure..."

God that was such a GOAT ending line.

>>86513491
maybe if she was 30 years younger

>>86515043
*spends the rest of his life in a maximum security federal prison*

Kevin was a dull boy.

>>86515232
movie said he was tried as a minor and out of his mind on prozac. he's out in a few years

>>86515321
Unlikely. The parents of the dead kids and even his mom herself would speak out against his release at his parole hearings.

>>86515321
>tried as a minor

That part definitely made no sense. Wasn't he like 16/17? He would absolutely be tried as an adult.

>>86513437
In the novel he uses a crossbow but in the movie they changed it to a bow and arrow.

>>86516190
A crossbow makes even less sense. Those things take forever to reload.

File: autism.jpg (144KB, 1920x804px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 1920x804px

but was it Autism?

>>86516436
And what makes it more weird is the setting in the novel takes place a few weeks before Columbine. Guess that's why they were playing N64 in the earlier scenes.

>>86516439
what is he doing?

File: eye contact.jpg (124KB, 1920x804px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 1920x804px

>>86516627
Something that should've done a long time ago.

File: 1500036215958.jpg (33KB, 250x206px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 250x206px

>>86516659
what is he masturbating to?
who masturbates standing up?

>>86516803
in the novel it's implied he masturbates not out of arousal but to irritate the mom and show who's boss.

>>86516803
And I forgot to mention with the door open too, but in the movie they make it look like she walks in on him.

File: james dean.jpg (173KB, 1920x804px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 1920x804px

I think I'll start fapping with the door open now.

>>86511655
it was a bone arrow dumbass

>>86517179
for you

>>86517179
thanks

>>86511064
What did he mean by this?

>>86513661
sauce

>>86516803
You've never whacked it while standing up?

>>86511064
He did nothing wrong

>>86521188
no, I sit down and spread my legs in a comfy chair.

>>86521339
what are ya, a girl?

>>86511064
>>86511182
ITAAAAAAAACCCCCCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>86521349
no but its comfy

>>86521409
not fapping while kneeling down? It's like you don't want knee friction.

>>86511064
Formerly Chuck's

>>86521339
>he doesnt put down a bunch of tissues on a bench so he faps standing up and pretends the tissues are a grills face
like in pronz

>>86517097
thats the only way to do it IMO
check your state's laws too -- where I'm from it is perfectly legal to masturbate in front of your window while watching the passersby, even if they can clearly see you, they can't do shit
castle doctrine bitch!

What's this show called?

>>86522108
We need to talk about Kevin.

>>86522158
Okay, but what about the show? We can talk about Kevin later.

>>86511064
Hey guys figure this is the best thread to ask this but I've finally been able to jerk off to orgasm after 26 years of living and I am very excited about it. I do it about two times a day now which I think is a good clip. The problem is I need tips for comfort factor: I do it while sitting down exclusively, in front of a TV or a computer, but I find myself pressing my ass into the chair when I start getting into it which starts to hurt my legs after awhile. Also, my arm gets fairly tired after about two or three minutes of straight pumping, but if I slow down, I feel like I need to start over again.

Any tips for a noob masturbater?

>>86516439
Weaponized autism

>>86522386
...madame assbreaker?

File: Heather.jpg (52KB, 618x803px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 618x803px

Did you know he is Filthy franks cousin

File: help me.jpg (21KB, 362x362px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 362x362px

I used to jerk off in the sink standing up at my high school

i once jerked it using my spanish teachers computer

>>86522386
wtf are you doing with your dick? what ass pressing?

>>86522522
LIES

>>86522866
I'm jerking my dick. And by ass pressing I men Isort of grind against the chair and put a lot of pressure on my legs.

>>86522594
same

File: 1478012617978.jpg (89KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 1000x800px

>>86522207

>>86523785
no foreskin?

File: 1500402947364.jpg (283KB, 943x1200px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 943x1200px

>>86513437
>>86517179
>bow & arrow
Lmaoo as if that makes my point any less valid dummies loool

>>86523915
Nope I am a good goy.

File: 018-we-need-to-talk-about-kevin-theredlist.jpg (99KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1024x768px

too good for this world

>>86521339
>not fapping bent over on your knees pretending you're getting milked by your mommyfu

File: 1488053284258.jpg (20KB, 480x363px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 480x363px

>>86522207

File: 1502865493374.jpg (33KB, 311x308px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 311x308px

>>86522207

File: 1453324952907.gif (4MB, 200x150px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 200x150px

>>86522594
>using my spanish teachers computer
could you elaborate? you were watching porn on the computer, or rubbing yourself on the computer to get off? please respond.

I used to search for porn on my moms work laptop

File: 1449884655149.jpg (62KB, 500x371px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 500x371px

>>86511064
Watching this movie was the most bizarre and surreal experience of my life that didn't have anything to do with drugs. The beginning scenes that show young Kevin and his mom's relationship were like a mirror for my childhood. I was an autistic little mongrel fuck, I even look like him and my mom looks like his mom, and I made my mom's life hell for my entire childhood. Even the shitting the pants thing! I shit my pants until I was like in 3rd or 4th grade. Aside from the part where he shoots up the school, this film could have been a biography about my relationship with my mother. It hit so close to home it was unnerving. On top of that, I watched this movie with this fat chick who I lost my virginity to, so this scene in particular where's he jacking off while looking his mom in the eyes made me feel weird since the fat chick was giving me a handjob at the same time.

Fucking strange man.

my wife is pregnant. After watching this movie I am praying for a girl.

>>86527140
Enjoy your daughter turning into a whore because she has a dad who is afraid of standing up to a child.

>>86527255
I think he's probably afraid to stand up to a turbo autistic insect hapa with no moral compass and a desire to slaughter children for fun. Which makes sense.

>>86511064
How did he kill so many people with a bow and arrow?

>>86527347
Just fucking send him to bed without supper jesus christ.

>>86511064
>white people

>>86527355
Then he sneaks into your room and slits your throat in your sleep and smiles watching you die.

>>86527397
That's why you lock him in his room, fuck you're bad at this.

File: 1484789722572.jpg (110KB, 952x647px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 952x647px

>>86527373
that's like calling elliot white

File: ahjeez.jpg (18KB, 210x210px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 210x210px

>>86527001
>I even look like him
p...post pics

>>86527347
>hapa
dude's actually not asian at all, he's white and Jewish

>>86527870
I meant I looked like him when I was a kid. I'm old and ugly now sorry.

>>86528006
oh. oh well.

What movie is this

>>86528434
we need to discuss kevin

File: Oh shit I'm sorry.png (343KB, 512x343px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 512x343px

>>86511064
Oh shit, I'm sorry

I worked with the director, she's very nice

>>86523940
a trained archer can shoot up to 20 arrows a minute mate, also people might panic seeing their friends being impaled alive

>>86528760
sorry for what?

I've found this movie to be visual birth control. No gril wants to have a kid after seeing it.

>>86530694
i like this thinking

>>86511064
It was predictable but still sad how he pincushioned his father and sister.

>>86524478
How the fuck is he so beautiful?

File: ezra8475457.jpg (107KB, 750x951px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 750x951px

>>86532138
he's perfect t b h

File: ezra-miller-fantastic-beasts-16nov16-12.jpg (94KB, 754x1100px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 754x1100px

>>86532138
perfect mix of masculine and feminine features. im 100% straight but i consider him to be the most objectively good looking human ever

>>86511064
he looks like he works out at the library

File: Screen Shot 2017-08-15 at 3.08.17 PM.png (190KB, 702x344px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 702x344px

>>86521359

>>86532225
>>86532203
He looks like a dirty gypsy.

File: minus8.gif (2MB, 301x353px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 301x353px

>>86521339
Try doing it standing up in the shower after everything gets steamy (don't get hand or penor wet, use conditioner not lotion (unless its aloe based) if you need it to reach a good speed and get your wank material queued beforehand(job).

First time I did it, I got light headed, nearly passed out, my legs buckled, and I came unprecedentedly hard.

File: kevin torture.jpg (142KB, 1920x804px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 1920x804px

>>86532297
for you

File: 1416028266438.jpg (35KB, 447x444px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 447x444px

>>86532203
>perfect
>Miller has described himself as queer,[14] specifying: "The way I would choose to identify myself wouldn’t be gay. I’ve been attracted mostly to ‘shes’ but I’ve been with many people and I’m open to love wherever it can be";[17] and that he has "a lot of really wonderful friends who are of very different sexes and genders. I am very much in love with no one in particular."[14][23] Miller has also stated in an interview that he found out he 'liked kissing boys' when he was younger.[24]
>Ezra considers himself Jewish, and "spiritual."[11][12][13]
Absolutely disgusting.

>>86532424
I don't care about any of that I'm never gonna meet the fuckin guy lmao. I just think he's pretty.

File: image.jpg (57KB, 843x422px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 843x422px

>>86532424
>Miller has described himself as queer
>I’m open to love wherever it can be"
>Jewish
Absolutely PERFECT

>>86511064
Anyone else wanted to beat the shit out of him? Little fucking irritating faggot, with his small blouses, tight jeans and faggy passive aggressive attitude. I know he's supposed to be hated but I just wanted to grab the fucker and beat him to a pulp. Also the mother was cunty and the father was an appeasing unassertive weakling. Alright film though.

>>86532552
>>86532600
You both sound gay. Or, even worst, you're roasties. I thought we were discussing an actor's merits, not such degenerate banalities - my mistake.

>>86532712
Not my fault you can't read man

>>86532712
no we were't discussing anything

File: image.jpg (106KB, 936x621px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 936x621px

>>86532712
And you sound new. The only thing I posted in this thread was how attractive he was. There are anons discussing masturbation techniques above. No one in this thread is discussing his merits.

I have a sister and what he did to his sister legit moved me, first time in my life a movie fucked me up.I wouldn't be frustrated with him if he would kill her but disabling your own sister, that's where I wanted to fuck him up.

>>86532893
suck my dick whore

>>86532893
>trying to discuss film on a film board
>new
No, you're the spewing newfag, you retarded phoneposter. Put your phone down and stop posting.

>>86532911
Nice terrorist get

We know Tilda Swinton is a cunt so we are going to make her suffer in this movie: the movie

>>86532911
>disabling your own sister
He didn't do it.

>>86511064
>>>/v/eddit
take your e-celeb cancer with you

Fucking sister killer

Fuck the dad too

>>86532947
Please show me where you're seriously discussing the film.

>>86532893

not that anon. just wanna say i also think he's handsome hot. <3

>>86511064

all he needed was a handsome little brother to hug him and kiss him.

>>86533207
>hating Steve Brule
dingus detected

File: image.jpg (42KB, 500x621px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x621px

>>86534147
You have good taste.

post his feet

>>86534583

i especially like him in that movie with logan lerman especially that scene where he kisses logan and logan not gay and he cries says sorry and logan is cool says it's ok and hugs him.

>>86534660
I know what movie you're talking about, but I never watched it. Seems sad.

File: 28078d21b7297e926de0ea6bde775132.jpg (30KB, 500x319px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 500x319px

I think Polack boy Jakub Gierszał from Suicide Room was cuter. He plays dreamy emo boy and isn't Jewish but emos were pretty much dying by the time this movie premiered.

>>86534748

never watched it either. just watched logan clips on yt.

>>86516439
I will kill for a son like that ,unf

>>86529595
>wait at corner
>fucking rape numale with daddy's bow and arrow
>???????

>>86535470
>>86529595
>>86511655

he was on a balcony upper deck thing you need to go out of gym for stairs going up but he locked barricaded the doors going out gym

>>86530144
My daddy taught me not to be afraid of my dick, especially cause it's such good size 'an all.

>>86520465
How hard is it to google and to go back in the archives to look at the images

>>86536259
who
captcha STOP 6200

>>86537589

how do you change captcha to text instead of images? i keep getting cannot connect to recaptcha and an anon in another thread mentioned text captcha does not have that problem.

>>86511064
so how come Kevin has his dad in the jail in the movie?

>>86537786

mom caught them having sex. that graphic sex scene was so hot.

>>86534660
>>86534748
>>86534894
perks of being a wallflower

meh tier movie but some comfy aesthetic and scenes

>>86515097
fag

>>86537704
settings (top and bottom of screen) > quotes and replying > enable Legacy captcha

>>86528434
It's necessary to discuss about Kevin

>>86511182
Underrated post