Meanwhile on female /tv/...

My favorite movie is Master and Commander, that actor from Les Miserable looks so sexy in it

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I dont get it

Who's ready for the Twilight marathon?

>>86402762
I don't get Master and Commander.

>>86402762
I love Daenerys she's such a compelling character.

GoT is the greatest television series to ever appear on television (which I still watch).

>>86402797
what's a weevil?

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Our Girl?

>>86402762
We were watching a movie with my bf and I had to keep checking my phone because Lily had just split up with her bf and i had to comfort her .So I missed some stff from the movie so what.I asked him before what seemed to be the big ending what was going on and he was visibly furious? Wtf? what an asshole.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

>>86402898
>Watching movies directed by a manlet
Gross, you're such a roastie.

>>86402762
females browsing television and film dont look like that. in fact, no actual female looks like that

that Thor guy is SO hot :V
omg xD

>sticks finger into vagina and sniffs it*

I visit this board every day for nearly 6 years now and I'm STILL not entirely sure if I ever encountered a single actual female here.

>>86402762
Realistically though?
>50k GOT threads about Khaleesi
>200k on Keeping Up with the Kadashians
>100k on 90 Day Fiance
>100k on the bachelor
>70k on Suits
>300k on Harry Potter
>70k on Dance Moms
>30k on Food Network shit
>10 Gorillion total on all TLC shows
>50k on TMZ
>Chad posting x 20 billion
>30 trillion on Rom Coms and Romance film, 20 tril of which will be dedicated to The Notebook, and Titanic

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Check them!

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>>86402762
thank god this doesn't exist.
I fucking hate woman and the stupid shit they say.

>>86403092
>>>/r9k/

>>86403028
it's incredibly easy to spot a woman here, most of the time they try to post as a man, saying dumb shit that they think men would say

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>>86403111
>muh womyn

they're annoying, their opinions are retarded and they NEVER say anything of value.
all they have going for them are their holes and thats alright, woman should only be allowed to be eye candy and a cumdump, the ugly ones should be aborted asap no matter how old.
but in no case they should EVER be allowed to voice their opinions in a mans place like here on /tv/.

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DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

"Why aren't they're more shows about me? Ugh. Damn Patriarchy."

>started period today
>feeling bloated and ugly
>chad wont text me
>just want to sit at home and cry

Any good kinos to make me feel better?

wouldn't be much different

>look at this bad pic of this actor/actress!! haha isn't she ugly???

>why doesn't this actor/actress have any kids??? are they gay??

>ugh why are these two dating???

>>86403354
blacked

>>86403049
So way better than current /tv/?

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what's next for his career sisters?

>>86402762
Man I sure love watching the golden girls everynight.

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ITT movies that men will never understand

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>>86403118
y-yeah, I love licking that pussy! what are you a fat ugly virgin? Scarlett O'Hara is my role model because she's so smart and I'd fuck her

rick and morty is the funniest thing ever teehee
if you don't agree you can forget about touching my puss puss

>>86403092
dicks or gtfo

>>86403448
Hopefully a role as my personal boytoy.

>>86403092
Virgin creep dicklet detected.

>>86403049
Well right now we only have game of shit and capeshit threads jede

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Hey, miss. Don't look now but there's a virgin standing right behind you .... Heehee :3 Enjoy the flick, anonette. We have complimentary bulls for premium members. I know you white girls like that sh-stuff lol. Would you like to sign up? .... Look how nervous the virgin is. He thinks we don't know heheh.

>>86403448
Hmmm, imagine sucking his benis

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They wouldn't post about GoT, instead they'd post about pic related

Sneeda's Feed & Seed
Formerly Chuckette's

Is shóta the path to enlightenment?

>>86403092
Oh honey muffin. Don't worry there is someone out there for you :)

normal tv is already female tv, all day gossip threads

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>>86402797


came here for this.
for once you did not let me down, /tv/

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How can white """women""" even compete

>tfw no bf

>>86402939
what did she mean by this?

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I would love to be the sand under his feet, just feel his sweaty soles walk all over me.

>>86403897
uh gurrl you nasty :P

>>86403500
As far as british movies go this is pretty kino

>>86403936
Get the fuck off my board normiette

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thoughts on this lass?

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>>86403176
*blocks your capeshit*

>>86403176
>>>/r9k/

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I have no qualms with trailers/movies mentioning
they have female characters.

Bitches need to be marketed to as well. They are 50% of the general population after all.

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>>86402762
Why don't women in hollywood get paid more millions?.
I mean Jennifer lawrence only got 20 millions for passengers. WTF.

FUCK MEN.

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>>86404024

>>86403656
based benis poster

>>86404024
Are you aware that every board on this site is just /r9k/ + a hobby/interest?
You can make a kissless virgin thread on literally any board and you’ll get +200 posts easy everytime.

>>86403367
came here to post this

>>86404024
>>86403111
>>>/t/umblr

>>86403897
giv chad bf

>>86402762
yall act like this board would be different when most of the posters are effeminate enough to constitute as women. seriously, ree-psychology is basically how women think, except change the gender pronouns around a bit

>>86404263
You're a nigger that views people mocking niggers on /tv/ as complaining about them. Am I right?

>>86404337
yeah im black youve sniffed me out good work

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>>86404011
>>86404024
butthurt because of the truth?
cunts will never control me and I will never view them as equal, only as inferior.
mentioning your holes being unavailable to me doesn't matter, ugly roasties can go die in a ditch, for your deformed fridge bodys I wouldn't even get it up and we all know that females on /tv/ are fat fridge shaped uggos.

>>86403648
Underrated

>>86404400
Sad

>>86404450
clean my toilet, whore

>>86404450
Tits or gtfo skank

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>>86404400
sad

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>>86403990
Men deserve rape!

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Is she /ourgal/?
....
>>86404400
(You're unironically embarrassing yourself, my guy. Just stop.)

I agree with you that all white males should be killed when we do it I'll be the first in line. :)

t. white male

>>86403990
>man rape

men crave sexual contact at all times. imagine thinking they could be raped lol.

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>>86404618
>(You're unironically embarrassing yourself, my guy. Just stop.)
Please tell me this is bait.

>>86404618
go eat a pizza you fattie

fat woman are worthless and should be culled.

>>86404643
t. femlet
real men like girls with some meat on their bones

>>86404618
Nothing he said was embarrassing though, just factual. Nice try roastie

>>86404400
This. Women can go to h*ck for all I care.
I wish women didn't even exist, and that the planet was only inhabited by males.

after all these years hollywood is still pushing unrealistic beauty standards, i am so exhausted from all the perfect little blondes everywhere

i just...dont feel very special today...sigh...

im gonna be such a bitch today and you better not fuck with me cuz this girl just dont have time

>>86404668
no we don't.
fat woman are disgusting.

>>86404701
nah woman should be allowed to exist but only as slaves, somebody gotta clean and cook for me.

>>86404701
n-no homo right?

>>86402797
they were gay

it was a pretty cute point, xoxo

>>86404726
>virgin rage

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>>86404668
No fatties though roastie. Only thicc.

>>86404701
Haha you really embarrassed that sexist bigot with that quip! I took a screenshot to post on my tumblr blog to embarrass him even more!

>>86404726
Psh no way dude, women shouldn't be allowed to exist. Their existence annoy me too much, heh..
Fucking whores needs to be downvoted irl

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ITT: Scenes that men will never understand

>>86404743
More like mild annoyance at inherently inferior people like yourself being paraded as capable of doing anything the average man can do despite the complete opposite being reality

>>86404711
*virtually hugs u*
Cheer up sweetie, it'll get better.

>>86404813
>virgin mild annoyance

>>86404795
Lol you didn't even have the right to vote 80 years ago, don't get too uppity

>>86404743
god your shitty brain doesnt allow you to say anything else than that?
That just add up showing how useless you are.

>>86402762
Omgehhh I love pretty little liars! GoT is my fav tho Jon is sooooo hot.

>>86404859
I honestly hate my mom

>>86404400
Lmao this virgin frogposter. Stay mad cucklord.

t. Drive-by poster, don't (You) me.

>>86404834
I banged this 7/10 19 year old last Saturday, but nice attempt at psychoanalysis, have fun living the rest of your life as a hole and a baby factory

post the girl you are most jealous off

female any board would just devolve into gossip and complaining probably a ton of tripfagging too. At best it would be about celebrities and romcoms

>>86404859
I wasn't even alive 80 years ago

>>86404863
>your shitty brain doesnt allow you to say anything else than that
What makes you think that?

>>86404885
Nah, I love my mom. She knows her place. I bet you repulse every man you encounter

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>>86404618
Does pizza fiz rape?

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I want to gag on Chris Hemsworth cock forever desu

>>86404905
Nah you're a virgin.

>as a hole and a baby factory
impotent rage. Have fun dying a virgin.

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>>86402762
/ourking/

>>86403990
I like how they used a hot chick instead of some awkward ugly bitch, it really drives the point home.

>>86404974
What point?

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>>86404898
I am not one of those guys who can't handle rejection. I have absolutely no problem with women who do not respond to my messages or who do not want to go out with me. In fact, I respect them and I am always surprised when one does want to meet me because I am such an asshole. So this is not a complaint about women not wanting me.

What drives me up the wall are women who put no effort into their profiles and their messages. I believe you get out what you put in and when I see those empty, soulless, character-free profiles I start to wonder if the three quarters of the women in the world are just stupid or lazy? I mean, I am a member of a large German dating site. And the way the profiles are made is by answering questions. You have to answer three questions about yourself to post your profile. Wanna know what the average profile looks like?

I can't live without..."Air"
Morning or Evening person?"Morning"
I would never..."Touch a spider"

Great. Now I really know you. I have seen your soul. Do you want to marry me?
A woman with such a profile is nothing more to a guy, any guy, than an awesome sex toy. A man who writes to a woman like that is not interested in her as a person because she is not a person. She is a cardboard cutout, a sketch. And a woman who puts so little effort into her profile has no right to expect anything more. You can only get out what you put in.

And while we are at it, that quote from the book you read 3 years ago doesn't make it better. If I read "But what if I fall? - What if you fly?" one more time I am going to put my head in the microwave!

>>86404924
>calling virgin to everyone who disagree with me
>that implies your only value is a hole

out of here hole

>>86404962
>E-everyone that has problematic opinions about me are complete losers!!

Every dude I hung out with in college only used whores for sex. The only reason any of us are ever nice to women is because we're wired to want to plant our seed in your foul womb. This is why 50% of marriages end in divorce. The other 50% of men put up with your shit to provide their kids with a stable home.

>>86403028
I'm a girl and I've been posting here since forever. it doesn't matter if we're girls, you think there are only men here

>>86405040
TITS or GTFO

>>86405032
Grow up, or get a hobby. Fucking numale.

>>86403028
wow anon, it's almost like most girls here don't actively try to attentionwhore and just post normally.

>>86405022
>calling virgin to everyone who disagree with me
No only the ones in virgin rage

>that implies your only value is a hole
It doesn't imply that at all. Why do mysoginists always need to redefine words to make their point?

>>86405032
>This is why 50% of marriages end in divorce
You... showed me? I'm not sure what your point is but regardless since most divorces are initiated by women it was probably stupid.

>Every dude I hung out with in college
You finished college already and are still a virgin? Yikes

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>>86405078

>>86405124
DAMN CHLOE LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

>>86405099
You're using that term incorrectly, cunt. 62 million people voted for a man that sees women as nothing more than decoration to lead the greatest country on earth. Just HOW delusional are you?

>>86405116
t. roastie toastie

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>anon got angry with me for looking at the phone while watching a movie
>again

Ughhh, why can't he get it? I need my hourly twitter dosis or else I would die of shame, like, hello?? I need to tell everyone I'm watching a movie?? I don't even know why he pauses the movie when he goes to the bathroom, it's not like you need to watch all the movie to understand it.

I hope he doesn't tries to grab my boobs again, it's getting tiring.

>>86405116
t. Cunt with penis envy. If you had any sense of rationality you'd be able to realize that you're inferior and are only useful as a hole and a womb.

oh god i love big hard cocks in me

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>>86405235
>that you're inferior and are only useful as a hole and a womb
You're right. What would women do without you? You're obviously so superior by birth right all your personal failures and inferiority is meaningless.
I just don't get why no woman yet realised your superiority. You are obviously a glorious example of superior manhood and not a skinnyfat neet overcompensating his inferiority complex

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>mfw watching Kong: Skull Island and he keeps saying how cute the chinese girl is

I don't get it. She's a fucking stick.
A FUCKING STICK. SHE'S NOTHING. HOW CAN HE?
FUCKING ASIAN BITCHES GET OFF MY MOVIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>86405124
I really like your hairstyle

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>>86402762
This movie was so dumb. Why didn't Bowen kill Draco right away when he got to him? He knew it was the only way to kill Einon but he hesitated. It doesn't make any sense.

>>86405373
LOL https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/09/10/marine-study-finds-all-male-infantry-units-outperformed-teams-women/71971416/

fuck my pussy ow WOW gonna gonna cum big

>>86405373
Not him but you do realize over half the male population thinks like that, right? Obviously they don't go around preaching it unless it's on an anonymous imageboard where nobody gives a fuck. It's just that women are generally such poor judges of character that they can't tell unless they have scars over their eyes and talk in a thick Russian accent or something.

>>86405476
>Male Marines (not me) are more effective than females so I am by default better than any women regardless of my own failures and incompetence and all women are only holes and wombs
Which again rises the question why no woman ever realised your superiority

>>86405373
We're having a conversation about an overall gender, why do you feel the need to attack some strawman that you constructed in your deluded mind? You're inferior to men, can you you disprove this, hole?

>>86405389
This. (((They))) need to stop pushing the WMAF agenda in Hollywood. I'm tired of (((them))) constantly shoving those ugly gooks in my face. I mean look at me, I'm taller, I have cute freckles, I have blonde hair, stacked tits. How can those gooks even compete?

>>86405555
>over half the male population thinks like that, right
No, not right.

>It's just that women are generally such poor judges of character that they can't tell unless they have scars over their eyes and talk in a thick Russian accent or something
;)

>>86405607
Whatever makes you think you're not a hypocrite, babe.

>>86405583
>We're having a conversation about an overall gender
Exactly. And the majority of that gender outperforms you.

>why do you feel the need to attack some strawman that you constructed in your deluded mind
That's not what strawman means sweetie. Refusing a generalisation and giving examples to refute it is called common sense.

>You're inferior to men, can you you disprove this, hole?
>I use big boy words now to show how totsie tough I am
*cringe*
I've been doing nothing but disprove it all thread.

>>86404964
definitely /ourking/ but first he has to kill his bitch sister. He could do so much better!

PS: This thread isn't funny when r9k edgelords are roasting literal LARPERs

>>86405621
What do you think hypocrite means and what did I say that qualifies me as such?

>>86405572
Again, you are statistically most likely to be physically and mentally weaker than me. One or two outliers are exceptions to the rule. You're probably mad about me calling you a hole and a baby factory because you're hideous and incapable of attracting men.

>>86405763
Stop taking credit for other people's efforts. You're an embarrassment.

Melissa McCarthy is so funny!!!

>>86404992
That hot chicks can get away with anything.

>>86405763
It's hilarious how out of touch you are. I know female truckers who'd stomp you with ease, boy.

>>86405763
>statistically most likely
Ding ding ding.

>One or two outliers are exceptions to the rule
Except it's not one or two. And not everything in life depends on physical strength.
And if it were I take that you are worth nothing as women weaker than you are nothing but a hole and womb which you lack both?
Don't be so hard on yourself sweetie. Have you considered lowering your standarts? Maybe some 40 something single mom will take you

>You're probably mad about me calling you a hole
No I find it quite amusing. But yeah *I* am the mad one and not the guy throwing insults and constantly backpeddling on the subject

>>86403049
So basically still /tv/ as it is now then?

>>86405701
> Exactly. And the majority of that gender outperforms you.

Strawman mixed in with delusion

> That's not what strawman means sweetie. Refusing a generalisation and giving examples to refute it is called common sense.

An example that has no basis in reality, thus a strawman

> *cringe*
I've been doing nothing but disprove it all thread.

Lol so le cringe xD. You did nothing of the sort, all you did was call me a virgin about eight times

Memes aside, do any of you guys actually know a girl who watches and enjoys kinos alone in her free time?

I simply can't imagine a girl setting up a film on her computer, looking up for a subtitle if it's a foreign film and just sit down and watch the film without being on her phone or doing anything else while watching. Don't even want to mention actually buying blurays and setting up an actual TV setup with a proper audio system.
Like a girl watches films because she is interested in films herself, without having the need to tell everyone about every film she watches right after.

>>86405807
>>86405847
>>>/t/umblr

>>86405905
>/tv/
>knowing a girl

>>86405905
Few but some. But definitely never among those who'd describe themself such.

>>86405905
Yes

They're all fat as fuck though

>>86405905
I know a girl with big perfect round tits who does nothing else but play sims and read manga on her computer.
Girls can be autistic too.

>>86405545
OP said women /tv/, not pajee/tv/.

>>86405864
> Except it's not one or two.

It's enough of a statistical minority to disregard


> And not everything in life depends on physical strength.

Men are statistically more intelligent, once again.

> And if it were I take that you are worth nothing as women weaker than you are nothing but a hole and womb which you lack both?

That's a great strawman

> Don't be so hard on yourself sweetie. Have you considered lowering your standarts? Maybe some 40 something single mom will take you

Why would I settle for single moms when it's so easy to get my dick wet on tinder?

>>86403990
Let's see the male on female version.

>>86405905
A few, yeah.
From my experience they're more "out there" in terms of movie knowledge and don't follow just the usual suspects (Lynch, Jodorowsky, Herzog, Malick, etc...)
In fact, the only other person that I've actually met that has seen Pink Flamingo was a chick, which still blows my mind to this day.

>>86406061
>Girls can be autistic too.
>when she probably had ten dicks inside her flesh caverns at once

>>86405905
At best they put on an atrocious stream (which their friend had to find a link for her) on her tiny laptop and she put's one earbud on and watches the flick while laying down on the bed and typing constantly in her group chat on whatsapp about whatever bullshit. Women with standalone one party interests are very rare.

>>86403176
hows it feel being 17?

>>86406112
Definitely not. She's antisocial as fuck and barely leaves home

>>86405847
>tough women exist
>this means women are tough by default

>>86406252
That's fucked up. I can't imagine a woman with big, nice tits that doesn't desire a man to squeeze them tenderly.

Girls how do I get my loser boyfriend to stop pissing all over the toilet when he wakes up? I know he has a small dick but he could at least use it to aim wtf...

i have big soft TITS

please fuck MY LITTLE pissy

I unironically think this is better than regular /tv/

>>86406356
Dump him? You seriously can't get a guy with either decent hygeine or a decent penis (ideally both)?

>>86406366
gtfo fake pissy poster

>>86406373
Try tumblr

>>86406399
Good idea, ever since I moved in with him he has been nothing but a burden on me ;D

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>>86406399
>that post
jesus, I genuinely can't tell if that's a guy LARPing or an actual roastie

>>86406252
The shy ones are the biggest sluts.

unf i bite my lip when daddy fucks my little kitty

>>86406514
This makes me sick. That qt quiet girl from your uni class probably gets drunk and lets Chad fucks her up the ass on weekends.

>>86406491
Triggered your faggot ass anyway

>>86406668
?

>>86403028
The only "girls" in 4chan who are not attention whores are 4/10 at best.

>>86406642
>qt quiet girl
>girl
There's your problem. A girl is by nature a slut.

>>86405040
I'm also a girl (male)! Sup sister!?

>>86403028
I know of 2 that browse here

>>86406727
That's being generous

>>86402762
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>86405603
>stacked tits

Nah you're just fat

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Why does Hollywood keep pushing this anorexic bitch on me? She can't act and she's flat as a board. There's no way Dave Franco would give her the time of day in Nerve, even I have bigger tits than her!

>>86406880
So what's the problem?

>>86405905
Yeah I know some, but none of them would go through such lengths as me to get the best 4K hdr TV with a similarly good sound system

>>86406951
That's actually true. She's hideous, has horrible body and she cannot act. She's only famous because of her name

>>86403028

You haven't. In fact, I doubt you've ever encountered anyone here who's even spoken to a female.

As soon as I saw
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had a reply, I knew it'd be these exact words
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