Alien.Covenant.2017.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS

it's shit

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NiPs.

post a screen of Shaw's face when David is talking about how he used her to experiment

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Cute.

So that small little city was all there was of the Engineer homeworld?
Or was it just some Engineer colony?

Am I the only one who liked this?

>>85781404
No, I definitely enjoyed it but I wish it embraced it's Prometheus side more.

>>85781344
That was their homeworld as absurd as it may seem.

So, where do you cunts download shit from?

>>85781203
The movie didn't do her looks justice

>>85781437
And making faces in stone is the pinnacle of their civilization.

>>85781361

That's cute

>>85781468
The world wide web

>>85781474
the haircut was atrocious, but I guess it's THE FUTURE so whatever.

>>85781404
I liked bits of it, but overall it was kind of middle of the road for me.

>>85781506
How do I join?

CGI looked awful on tv, specially the neomorphs, didnt look this bad in the cinema.
Dont get me wrong, I liked Covenant, but it really feels like Ridley lost any passion he had for the franchise, it was just another alien movie. Hes not trying to innovate anymore everything new presented to us, engineers and neomorphs, is immediately thrown away in favor of old alien tropes.

>>85781568
lol

>>85781578
you connect to the satellites

>>85781714
Souls complicated. Do I need to hide my ISP with a VPM?

>>85781745
nah. just plug your modem into the USB slot and make sure your PCI-jack is empty

>>85781468
Your mom

Shit movie

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>HISS, IM PISSSED OFF! IM PISsSED OFF ABOUT BEING STUCK IN A SHIT FRANCHISE HISSSSsssSSsSS!

Piracy is a serious crime anons.

Did it bother anyone else that Fassbender did the Frank voice for Walter? I know not that many people saw that movie but that voice is always Frank in my mind.

>>85782270
>eight movies
>two are good

>>85782622
there are only 6, AVP series doesn't count

>>85782656
>dating wannabe nerd girl
>tells me I should watch AvP because it's really good
>watch it
>it's shit
>but anon really the second one is the good one
>watch it
>it's also shit
fucking mad about it still

>>85782622
>1 is good
>the other paved the way for mediocrity with normie memes and going 180 degrees from what the first one was about.
Following this trainwreck for years truly is suffering.

>>85782721
Anon, the red flag should have gone up the moment she said the first one was good. Where the hell were you in life before watching it that you didn't know it was shit?

>>85782622
One is good, another one is passable action schlock, and the rest are utter shit.

>>85782916
If Aliens is "schlock" what qualifies as a good action movie your mind

>>85783017
Fury Road

>>85783017
There is no such thing as a good action movie.

DUDE WHEAT LMAO

>>85783017
Not him but, most action movies are shlock anon. Don't take it personal. Also turning the sequel to a slowburn psychological thriller/horror into a normie aciton movie is a crime itself no matter how much YOU loved watching marines scream and blow aliens up.

>>85783136
People who use the DUDE meme are always the dumbest on the board

>>85783136
>this is wheat
>trust me, I know my wheat
>but I somehow don't know how rare it would be to find it on another planet so I have to ask this other chick
Literal retards write movies nowadays, I swear.

>>85783250
DUDE MEME LMAO

meme movie

meme franchise

>>85782270
OK that actually made me laugh

>>85783412
deep

>>85783124
Aliens is one of the few good action movies.

Aliens > Alien

>>85783704
shit bait

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Did anyone else realise that the alien's head is transparent and you can see its skull? Seen all the movies and watched first one a few times, only this year I noticed it.

>>85784221

yeah, figured that out sometime in the 90's. Cool as fuck IMO, but I dont know which I prefer. Both are badass in different ways

shit sucked

>hurr lets just keep making the same movie over and over

anyone who didn't know that was David the second he appeared from the temple or whatever is a moron, Ridley lost his touch

>>85784712
Yeah the twist was insanely obvious

>>85780929

Even 8K won't save this turkey. They should have made it 'Kenny Powers in space'.

>>85784712
She was suspicious that he was David and not Walter so why not ask Mother to verify his identity?

>>85784221
Please, kill yourself cunt. This has been known since camerons film and it caused that much of a hubbub that they made them two distinct castes (three when the third movie released)

>>85782622
*3 are good.
Alien 3 Assembly cut.

>>85784864
The movie has plot holes coming out of the ass, and they'll never be addressed. Just enjoy it for the 80's scifi action schlock it is.

>>85784950
Why you gotta be such a fucking faggot about it though

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>>85783124

>>85785011
Because it's such common knowledge, you'd expect even the youngest of Alien franchise fans to know this

>>85785048
Not everyone is as autistic as you
>who alien skulls are kind of transparent
>THATS COMMON KNOWLEDGE FAGGOT

>>85785108
>first film, alien has glossy, see-through carapace
>second film, aliens are lacking the glossy, see-through carapace entirely
>claims it's autism to notice that

Keep digging that hole underage cunt, it totally doesn't prove how much of a dumb cunt you are

>>85785048
>being a "fan" of a movie franchise
lmao @ your life

>>85785320
Nice b8
1/10. It's as cliched as Covenant

>>85785202
I wasn't even the guy who posted it, you're just such a dick about something that doesn't matter and I felt like someone should say fuck you
So fuck you

>>85785383
Hey reddit

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>>85785394

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>>85785469
>acts like a redditor
>using stale b8
>results to buzzword b8ing

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>>85785564
u mad?

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>>85785751
Livid

>>85785798
>Witness me

An anon in the webdl said they were going to upload the deleted scenes and featurettes. Link plz? <3 I just want more David. I'll even take Walter.

>>85780999
img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1416/31/1416319655081.webm

>>85781404
i loved both prometheus and covenant really enjoyed them, may be not some very deep movie but definitely my favorite sci-fi fantasy films
tried to watch old movies but cant its just bum bum bum(gunfire) lipley the movie

fucking garbage flick

>>85783124
pleb tier opinion

>>85783290
literal retards everywhere...

>>85781745
opera has a free vpn

I defended prometheus, but this movie? I won't be defending this movie.

>>85785024
> not Tebaatusasula

pleb

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>>85781745

>LAAAAND OF THE FREEEE
>can't download torrents without getting fucked in the ass

>>85780929
i loved how the alien twice had its victims splooge blood onto ladies faces. CLASSY FLICK!

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There were two guys that got infected at the beginning in the same way, so why did the other alien exit through his mouth and not back like here?

It was so bad that I don't even want to think of some clever way to say it was bad, I'm just going to say it sucked literal donkey dick.

I thoroughly enjoyed Prometheus too. This was just a trainwreck all around. Ridley Scott needs to retire.

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THIS IS DAVID
HE´LL DO THE FINGERING

>>85780929
The movie is comically bad. Scary Movie bad characters.

Waiting for YIFY.

>>85790433
Already out my men.
V:10
A:9.9
THANKS YIFY

>Threads about piracy
>No problem!
>Threads about movies with a political statement
>NO!

Fucking mods

currently watching this

>le mystery man shoos away aliens and brings them back to creepy pad

fuck this shit. i just want a classic sci fi horror

>>85790546
Stay mad. We are actually watching a movie together. You are trying to bash Trump. Go back to >>>/lgbt/

>>85790582
now they're playing the flute. fuck off

>>85783250
DUDE INSULTS LMAO

Idk why I even downloaded it desu.

>>85791496
because you have no life and your taste in films is childish and shitty.

>>85780929
i want my original $10 back

Complete garbage. Ridley Scott isn't worth watching.

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>>85782622
>he doesn't rate Resurrection

>>85783017
Predator, Die Hard, Terminator 1, Seven Samurai, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Dirty Harry, Yojimbo, Kill Bill, A Touch of Zen, Hard Boiled, Robocop, Southern Comfort, the Warriors, Duel, the 36th Chamber of Shaolin, Jurassic Park, Goldfinger, Tropa de Elite 2, Black Dynamite, Assault on Precint 13 ('76), To Live & Die in LA, Total Recall, Dirty Dozen, The Getaway, Vanishing Point, Logan, A Better Tomorrow, Escape from NY, From Russia with Love, Drunken Master, First Blood, A Bittersweet Life, Shogun Assassin, Enter the Dragon, Casino Royale, CHero, The Driver, Big Trouble in Little China, 13 Assassins, Blade, The Blade, Gladiator, The Bourne Identity, Exiled, Drug War, Die Hard w/ a Vengeance, The Italian Connection, Run Lola Run, Dragon Inn, NBK.

All better than Aliens.

it's david all along, no wonder he didn't regen kek...

>>85784977
this meme needs to stop

>>85793232
>Logan, Die Hard w/ a Vengeance,
>better than Aliens

kys

>>85793738
Yep, they're better. Cameron himself made lot better films than Aliens. Aliens is shit and definite mark of a mouth breather.

>>85788959
>its just bum bum bum(gunfire) lipley the movie
2017 /tv/ everyone

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This was pretty sick, desu senpai.

>>85780929
Saw this at the cinema most of the story is dogshit save for the last 20 minutes I think if they rescued David and returned to the ship straight away and the rest of the movie was on the vessel it could've been good
The sound and music was great though

>>85793936
>most advertised scene
>absolutely pointless for the plot

why

>>85781474
short hair is always a terrible choice for all but the most attractive women. Charlize is top tier and still it's not great.

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people keep shitting on this scene, but it is unironically my favorite. the alien does look like ass, but I love how the music and david's reaction turn the otherwise horrifying chestburster into something beautiful in his eyes.
webm with sound: https://my.mixtape.moe/xdlgmn.webm

>>85780999
>>85781203
since ive seen her father i cant find any joy in her anymore. but upworth rosenthal were pretty cute.

flick was even worse than prometheus

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is someone else pissed off, that in all alien movies the crews are always completely unphased about discovering a sentient alien civilzation that builds spaceships and all?

>>85794281
That's probably the least retarded thing about this movie. They were being hunted by xenos after all.

And they seemed reasonably enthused/scared in the 1st movie.

>>85794121
that alieum doesnt look like ass? whatchu talking about

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everything about this movie is so pointless and contrived
Armond was right in calling Ridley an ultra hack

>>85780929

http://www.strawpoll.me/13595010

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>4/4
BRAVO RIDLEY

>>85794281
>>85794361
It made sense in the first one since they weren't scientists or explorers just space truckers

>>85797336
>It made sense in the first one since they weren't scientists or explorers just space truckers

that's why it was so good. fuck these new movies.

>>85781404
Yes, the movie was a Marxist piece of mediocre trash.

just finished it, what a fucking mess
I hope Fox go with Blomkamp for the next one maybe he can find some way to clean it up...