/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>Audrey's reaction to the midget's phone call was all the plebs reactions to the episode

K I N O

GET LYNCHED

Lynch hates you.

THIS EPISODE WAS THE EPITOME OF LYNCHING

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>this episode

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kek stan is airing part 13 by accident

This episode was the ultimate pleb filter

Lynch is the greatest troll of our generation

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>post yfw "Starring KYLE MacLACHLAN"

This episode only made Bobby look better. Best original series character confirmed.

You retards know nothing. People have been screaming "filler" from the beginning, but it's all been tied in. Trust Lynch. People turning on TP because of half an episode is retarded. You're as pleb as the normies

fuck you faggots, this episode was absolute unambiguos KINO, better than episode 8
>audreyfags & comfyfags BTFO
>awe-inspiring cinematography and 5-star performances
>innovative pacing and storytelling
>finally all the loose ends of dougie jones storyline are tied up nicely

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>>85672804
10 SECONDS

reminder the show was written as a movie first and then cut up later

they probably should have put 12 and 13 together to stop this one from feeling like such a filler

>>85672676

This episode is for patrician taste only, 9.5/10, cancerwaifu faggots and pseudopatricians/plebs go back to /got/.

>you waited a week for this

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this entire episode was lynch BTFOing normies and parodying the original series, it was hilarious (although ill definitley skip this ep when rewatching the series)

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>>85672676
>damn fine legs

F I L L E R
I
L
L
E
R

This is the only episode I've disliked. I'm not going to pretend I like it to show how "patrician" I am. It was bad. The definition of blue balls.

audrey sucked in season 2 anyway

It's like David made an entire episode just for /tpg/ to shitpost about. This was LYNCHED at it's finest.

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>Abby
>Angela
>Charles
>Chuck
>Mary
>Billy
>Tina

congrats Diane Keaton. no longer director of the worst TP episode

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So many midgets, so little time.

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>tfw we finally got rid of the audreyfags

i love you david lunch

How is twitter reacting to this?

I never knew Twin Peaks was so close to the Canadian border. I always pictured it in the lower corner of the state near Idaho.

After this I'm considering waiting until the end of the run and bingewatching the rest of the episodes.

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>>85672860
>5-star performances
>just remembered the cashiers acting

>>85672676
WOW MY PIC GOT USED
my life is complete desu

MJA BTFO

Every midget actor except him will be in this show by the end of the season.

POST DUE VEDDER PATRICIANS CONFIRMED RIGHT YET AGAIN

>>85672776
wtf pls be real

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>no Dougie
>no Candie
>no evil Coop
>no lodge stuff
>no major briggs mystery
>no Bobby & Shelly
>no Richard

Instead we got Audrey shrieking at a midget throwing around names of people we have no fucking clue about.

T-hanks David

SIX EPISODES LEFT AND THIS STILL FEELS LIKE A FUCKING SET UP

IF LYNCH THINKS HES GONNA GET SEASON 4 WITH THESE VIEWS THAN HES FINISHED

That was the worst episode by far. Don't even fucking say "LYNCHED" in fact I think you "LYNCHED" faggots might be the true ones at the butt end of Lynch's joke. This episode was blatantly shit on purpose but honestly it isn't really funny or interesting anymore. It's just predictable and boring at this point. There better be some kino following this or else fuck this series.

I was so optimistic after the Sarah and hawk scene.

>>85672777
MR JERKPOTS

>>85672967
They stopped watching 8 weeks ago.

11 > 10 > 9 > 8 > 7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1 >>>>>>>>> 12

Oh well, no mere mortal could've kept a streak like this.

Plebs btfo! This episode was funny and scary.True Twin Peaks fans will love it.

so every actor has been saying that lynch has been doing only 2 takes this season fro each scene. that really really hurt the audrey moment, way too many lines for memorize for her and the jew midget. both of them were awful and not in an ironic lynchian way either, like porn-level bad.

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GORDON COLT LOL

>>85672968
They flat out state its proximity to the border on multiple occasions.

>>85673044
17 and 18 are one episode
there are 5 episodes left

REMINDER THAT ONE OF THE NEXT EPISODE TITLES DIRECTLY REFERENCES CHARLIE SO WE GET AT LEAST ONE MORE APPEARANCE OF THAT FAGGOT DWARF WITH NO BALLS

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>>85673021

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>No Dougie, he's annoying!
>Wheres Audrey??
>I'm a Twin Peaks fan, not a David Lynch fan!
>I want more soap drama!

Was it everything you hoped for?

Wasn't this episode more a case of FROSTED rather than LYNCHED?

>>85673038
>throwing around names of people we have no fucking clue about.
Sure is pleb in here

Stick to GOT since you clearly can't handle lynch

You could really feel the Mark Frost in this episode.

Was this a season 2 episode ?

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>>85672676
HELLO FRENLO :^)

is it time to talk about judy yet

I hope they find Billy. I don't care if Agent Cooper ever comes back.

>>85673015
Lynch did him a service for not casting him in this pile of shit.

>>85673102
>yfw it's another scene with Charlie and Audrey in the exact same room doing the exact same thing with no developments

>>85672676
Hate to say this, but GoT would've given us more than this episode did.

>>85673147

I care much more about Trick and Tina. They're my favorite characters this season, tbqh.

I've been Lynched and turns out I hate it

>>85672968

That wouldn't make sense since Jack's was just across the border and fairly close.

>>85672752
Why did Lynch put himself in the midgets role?

>>85673138
GET A LOAD OF THIS

I'm convinced david lunch lol made this episode just so we could shitpost about it and call it the best of the series.

>>85673038
Well at least David Lynch gave himself half an hour of screen time like he does every goddamn episode. I'm starting to think David wrote all the Cole scenes and Frost wrote everything else. What a conceded fuck.

IM MAD BECAUSE A DAVID LYNCH THING WAS DIFFERENT THAN I EXPECTED

After I saw Twin Peaks: The Return episode 12 on Showtime, David Lynch had disappeared so far up his own ass that I have no desire to see another episode until I hear something different. And you know, I loved him. I loved him.

>>85673015
he should have recast every actor as a midget and called it tiny peaks

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this episode was KINO what are you guys complaining about?

>based tammy joining the team
>diane getting BTFO soon
>creepy sarah palmer scenes
>qt french girl
>turnip joke
>more dougie confirmed
>ben remembering his favorite bike
>audreyfags BTFO

10/10 better than episode 8

>yfw this is the episode where the critics finally stop giving the show a pass

>>85672980
>Cashier
>Not Tammy.

>waiting for Audrey to show up
>she has become the worst girl since Laura Palmer
jesus christ

Audreyfags get out, /tpg/ is Tina territory now.

i will say the sara scenes were great a+

IM MAD BECAUSE A DAVID LYNCH THING WAS DIFFERENT THAN I EXPECTED

I'M SURE A GOOD EPISODE WILL TURNIP SOON, /tpg/

worth it for the turnip joke

>>85673138
BEST NEW CHARACTER

>>85673250

go to bed Quentin

i think with more analyzing of what the fuck audrey and charlie are talking about (billy has been mentioned before, its the guy andy was supposed to meet up with in episode 7), it'll be better understood and regarded as better, but as it stands on a surface level, it was a pile of shit

>Audrey shits up another episode

just like the old days lads. audreyfags btfo.

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Name of that hot Asa Akira looking chick at the end pls

emperors new clothes much lmao

>>85673257
I can only appreciate this episode for how hilariously self-aware it was
otherwise, it's shit
chat made it good desu, I was literally fucking crying

>>85673341

Seriously, I want more of her.

That Dr. Amp scene was very necessary im sure

>>85673257
It was really good, and not in a "haha this episode is making people mad so I have to love it" kind of way, I legitimately loved it. Very comfy.

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Is this the worst TP episode ever made? Has Lynch went too far by lynching both normies AND patricians by making the most irrelevant, awful and boring episode so far?

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>shelly fags BTFO
>audrey fags BTFO

CANDIE CONFIRMED BEST GIRL
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>>85672776
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/news/extended-twin-peaks-trailer-gordon-cole/

wrong bitch

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>>85672860
>awe-inspiring cinematography

>>85673303
The Return has had a lot of "different" episodes, and they've been kino at best and passable at worst. This one was just horrible.

>>85673326
I thought billy is richard horne?

First Shelly now Audrey.

Why David, why.

>>85673368
Same, the chat was fucking killing me.
>GET OUT
>GET OUT YOU WHORE

>>85673038
>no lodge stuff
Well we got the Sarah Palmer scenes at least with implied lodge stuff

>>85672968
You think they took a twelve hour boat ride to One Eyed Jack's everytime they went there?

The turnip joke was fucking amazing. The throwing around all those names of unseen characters with almost no context was pure LYNCHING.

why did lynch even make this series

just to fuck with people i guess

>>85673257
more like Anti-Kino.

Episode 8 was fuckin' kino, not this badly paced mush.

>>85673398
Yeah Audrey is banging him.

>>85673380
this. plebs go back to /got/

You will skip the second half of this episode if you ever rewatch this series.

You know it to be true

>>85672860
>5-star performances

Oh yeah, Tammy looked really interested in what Albert was telling her.

>>85673441
LYNCHED

Is Charlie /ourguy/?

I guess this is another kind of horror. The horror of realizing you waited a week for this garbage.

>>85673462
>entire episode
Ftfy

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>>85673401
bae

That was the TV form of shitposting. I can respect it.

>>85673457
M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y

I already hate Charlie.

Alright I need to explain my theory from last thread. Even since Rhino released the press about "factitious coordinates of Twin Peaks" the coordinates scene definitely got to me. Now this theory is dependent on one thing which is that Team Gordon has not left Buckhorn yet or at least that area. When Diane tells in her phone to look up "coordinates" shes not inputing anything into her phone, shes using a voice command for coordinates. It brings up THAT HER LOCATION is Twin Peaks. Buckhorn itself is a doppleganger of Twin Peaks.

>>85672980
Cash girl was a cute. I'm surprised she and bag boy didn't have the names on their name tags in the credits.

>>85673462
Are we at the "Second half of Season 2" of Season 3?

>>85673508
is Lynch, I dare to say, /ourguy/?

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>>85673508
>yfw this is it
>it was literally an hour long shitpost
I'm crying with laughter

The only bad part was the french whore.

>>85673505
The silence of the Audreyfags in this thread is deafening.

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Still better than the James subplot.

>>85673380
same, it was super comfy

>>85673400
Honestly, I was more mad with Shelly than what happened with Audrey.

The Audrey scene made no fuckin' sense, especially considering she was supposedly in a coma and also obviously Richard Horne's momma.

It was just badly executed, IMO. The Shelly shit in the previous episode was brilliant.

>>85673602

That was great though. Lynch was struggling to stop himself from laughing.

>>85673602
Audrey's not french.

Great episode. If you hate it you're not a real TP fan.

REMINDER THAT KYLE STRAIGHT UP LIED AND SAID CANDIE WOULD BE IN THIS EPISODE

>>85673596

>the third third of season three is the second half of season two

what could it mean?

>>85673649
The ending of last episode was comfy. This episode was a trainwreck.

>>85673571
Wrong!

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When is Leland going to show up again?

>>85673252
its already been made its called Even Dwarves Started Small and it is beyond kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSB5da8vja0

>>85673602
that was the best part you pleb

>>85673671
Good, I guess I can laugh at TP fans now. Feels good.

>>85673657
She took so god damn long to leave. I fuckin died when she took out her little makeup mirror

This is the ultimate episode to call someone a pleb for not liking. Lynch gave us an entire episode to shitpost about. What a beautiful gift. We are truly blessed, /tpg/.

>Bring back Audrey
>She's a gold digging whore married to a midget who cucks her husband by fucking trailer trash
Only CUTEposters and Candieposters have any hope.

Who was that Twitter guy who said this would be on par with ep 8?

>>85673720
wait who got shot

>>85673679
Even Kyle is getting lynched episode to episode

>>85673508
this masochism, I can't respect it.

They weren't lying when they said this episode would change everything and blow our minds

We just didn't understand what they truly meant.

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>>85673485
He is shaped like us.

>every storyline for Audrey after the One Eyed Jacks incident was shit
>people still liked her
>people wanted Audrey to have remained pure for 25 years
>people expecting her to "wake up" Cooper
>now she's cucking a midget

O, i am laffin.

>SHE DIDN'T GET IT EITHER
>SHE'S FRENCH SO THE JOKE DOESN'T TRANSLATE

I was fucking crying laughing. Funniest part of the entire season.

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>david why are we filming my scenes first

>>85673679
KYLED

i think he was just telling people to watch tomorrow, and just quoted the last episode for some reason.probably a mistake

>all these fucking new names that seem important
How is Lynch gonna wrap this up? Is he even gonna do that?

>>85673747
You are a faggot. That was pure shitposting nothing more. You can say it was "funny" but it is really the lowest form of content you can possibly create. If you seriously liked that garbage just because it has Lynch attached to it you are the true pleb.

>>85673818
You know that bit in Inland Empire where the asian chick starts going on a tangent about her friend?

>>85673679
i have a feeling (since kyle was barely in this episode) that he might've gotten it confused with the episode after this one, as maybe thats when the plot points will probs start back up again. Remember, almost nobody knows the entire script, so the chances that someone would have an episode gap between appearing and just assume things would happen right after is likely

why the fuck did audrey marry that little egg fella

>>85673786t
It was like a concerted effort too. Hilarious.

POST YFW ANGRY AUDREY STILL BEST GIRL

Is this season just an excuse for Lynch to have eyecandy rest on his shoulders over and over?

Mentions of Philip Jeffries AND Chet Desmond!

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>>85673801

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>>85673843
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

dougie was hilarious this episode

>>85673161
You gotta go back to plebbit

"Yeah, can you do that line again except shitty?": the episode

Thots patrolled so far this season:
>Shelly
>Audrey

Also we now know who Charlie is for next episode. Probably my least favorite episode, though there were some cool things in it. I think the coordinates going to Twin Peaks is strange since Mr. C initially left the town 25 years ago and for some time has been searching for these coordinates that lead right back to where he came from.

Not sure what the thing with Diane and Vegas is about. I guess if it's Mr. C she's texting to that he's worried Gordon and Albert might at some point learn about Cooper being in Vegas? Also wonder what was up with whatever was in Sarah Palmer's house making that noise.

>>85673818

>Is he even gonna do that?

I would be SHOCKED if any of these new names ever get mentioned again

>>85673881

I got a boner when that happened.

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>>85673313
Even if it did, there are like, 6 episodes left. And we still don't know shit.
They gave us so much promising stuff in the very beginning. The whole Jeffries subplot. Mr.C's masterplan. Laura whispering something to Cooper that seemed like important at the time. Giant giving out tons of clues to Cooper (which none of it makes sense so far) in the first scene. Then they just kept adding more and more plots. Now there are 6 episodes left and we still don't know anything about any of these things. Even if every episode from now on was paced like a Fargo episode, half of these still wouldn't get resolved.
It's a shame. Lynch has lost his mind. It was unclear a few episodes ago but now it's pretty much confirmed.

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>>85673801
>Log lady was a fucking yid

>>85673871
That's a huge part of what his entire career has been about.

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New episode was shit. Discussion over. Resume Candieposting.

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>old Twin Peaks waifus being BTFO left and right
>yet the dead girl is getting better and becoming a cosmic saviour of mankind

Sorry bros

>>85673895
Yes, that short scene of him being hit by a ball was quite funny.

>>85673602

Giggly Frenchfu best girl

S-tier episode. i love lynch.

>>85673847
Or the part where the troupe of black chicks show up and start dancing with the lumberjack

Might be the only episode I don't rewatch the Amazon rip.

>>85673648
true tho

>>85673847
but he did resolve it kinda in the ending, the girl shows up with the monkey in the credits scene

>>85673893
Oh fuck off. The only one LYNCHED here is you. Lynch knew this episode was crap, that was the whole point. If you praise it as high art you are the one who was LYNCHED. Only people who acknowledge it as shit weren't LYNCHED.

>>85673850
play a record, Carl

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>>85673592
Johnny Ochsner for cutest bag boy ever.

THE DAY OF THE ROPE IS HERE

MASS LYNCHING

>it's a "/tv/ posters trick themselves into liking something because they see that other people don't like it so they get a chance to feel superior and members of a secret club because they praise boring garbage that other people don't like" podcast

>(You)
>HAHAHAH LNCH BLOWD THE FUCK OUT OF ALL THE COMFY FAGS YES I FEEL SO SMART FOR APPRECIATING TRUE KINO WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS OURGUY LE BASED AM I RIGHT FELLOW MEMERS?

Well after 12 hours we still have three separate storylines that haven't converged nor do they seem like they will any time soon. Can't wait for the sheer stasis of watching maybe 5 minutes of meaningful plot development per episode.

>>85673930
Should have know for the beginning, Laura is literally Lynch's waifu per his own words

>>85673930
I always wondered why she was considered the prettiest girl in town.


Seeing her with short hair, I understand now

SHE'S GONE
SHE'S GONE
SHE'S GONE FOR THE MIDGET

>ALL THE PLEBS GETTING LYNCHED THIS EPISODE

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>audreyfags btfo
>shelleyfags btfo
>CUTEposters and Candieposters the only ones left
always how it should have been

THE RUSSIA LEAK LIED
COOPERS NEVER COMING BACK

>>85673922
haha you're a virgin

>>85673973
You're right man, I'm just kidding. I didn't like this episode either, especially the part where L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LYNCHED

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>>85673843
it was good though, not best ever but pretty good

people are overreacting, it only looks so bad because the rest of the season was so top tier, we were bound to have a little off episode eventually

calm down you plebs

most of the individual scenes were good anyway

DUDE LYNCHED LMAO
That episode was shit

Except for a few parts, that was basically an entire episode of Lynch shitposting. It's like he made an entire episode dedicated to /tpg/.

>>85674038
look at the chompers on that dame

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>>85674022
Doesn't help the wig she had in FWWM was trash

>10 minutes of Tammy getting inducted
>8 minutes of some French chick
>10 minutes of Ben and Frank doing nothing
>10 minute argument between Audrey and Dr. Eggman

>>85673922
No, I think she converted and married one.

This episode was just missing one thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJj6NjNKmvU

i loved every episode so far but this one sucked

>>85674038
Laura was a whore before the show even began, what are you talking about?

>the next 6 episodes are exactly like this one
>awful soap opera shit and literal filler with 20 seconds of fucking NOTHING happening with no comedic value
>last 10 minutes of the final episode is just Audrey and Chuck staring at each other making guttural sounds while dougie spins around in circles
>David Lynch immediately dies after the episode airs

are you boys reading to get LYNCHED?

Lynch is such an arrogant faggot making himself the main character of this season. Gordon Cole is okay as a camero character, not the main fucking focus

>>85673720
When he finds his black grandma

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>>85673850
Unwed mothers, small towns, naked little screaming fucks.

Thank God I had sex with Sheryln Fenn in like early 90's. She looks like shit now.

I loved that bike, /tpg/. That bike that my father gave me. That bike. The bicycle that my dad had given me. I liked that bike. That one.

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>>85674038
w2c that top

>>85674155
Half of the original cast is dead or retired, he has no choice but change the dynamic,

>>85674138
Same here anon. This episode was pure shitposting. At least the other episodes were good. I have no clue what Lynch will do next, it could all be downhill from here who the fuck knows.

>>85674180
Yeah

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Hans Moleman presents: Man Getting Hit By Baseball

>>85674151

>david lynch committs suicide moments after the episode airs

>>85674180
>I didn't step up
Ben feeling guilty

>>85673757
None. Those were delusional anons seeing random Twitter posts that go on before any episode.

>>85674148
Yeah, we've known that since 1990

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>yfw we now have to go through an entire week with THAT as the most recent episode

The turnip joke was so funny I actually went into the other room and shot my mother

what the fuck lmao great episode

>She's here visiting a friend of her mother whose daughter has gone missing. The mother owns a turnip farm. I told her to tell the mother that her daughter will turn up eventually. She didn't get it either, being french it doesn't translate. Do you realize Albert, that there are over 6000 languages on earth today?

Anyone else get fwwm mothers sisters girl vibes?

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>>85674069

>>85674273
The good news is next week can't possibly be worse right? R-right?

>for years waifufag self inserted as Cooper and had fantasys of fucking Audrey
>got triggered when Audrey decides to fuck handsome Chad zane instead
>return is announced, waifufags hoping to finally fulfill their fantasy of seeing their self insert end up with audrey
>cooper is turned into a literal rerard and lynch shows what would actually happen if a waifufag got to marry Audrey and ends up putting waifufags on suicide watch
Pure poetry. Thank you based lynch

it WAS kino

Which would you have chosen? Perform the slow torture or go to Wendy's? I think they made the right choice.

Anyone get a transcript of what Albert told Tammy about blue rose. I think we're all over looking that.

Is the convenience store chick going to get wrapped in plastic?

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>>85673973
Hahaha
severely
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>tfw you don't remember seeing those beef jerky there before

>filler
>season 4
>there are still consumerist vegetables ITT hoping to be somehow satisfied by Lynch kino

wtf you've seen Mulholland Dr. and IE, right?

>>85672860
>dougie jones storyline tied up nicley
Except for his coworker having to kill him

>>85674350
>Wendy's
why do Wendy's when you could go to Steak N' Shake?

>all these lynched babies

Actual questions: what's in Sarah's house?
Why did Albert seem so concerned?
What question does Diane need to hear?

I guar-an-fuck-in-te you that by Wednesday part 12 will be hailed as pure lynch kino by /tpg/

>>85674385
>>season 4
what?

STOP
NEXT EPISODE ANNIES GONNA BE REVEALED TO BE A PROSTITUTE
AFTER THAT NORMA WILL BE REVEALED TO BE A BLACK ORGY'S SLAVE

STOP DESTROYING THE ORIGINAL GIRLS LYYYYYNCHHHH

>>85674350

I'd rather perform slow torture than go through the slow torture of a trip to Wendy's.

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That's it. I'm dropping this show until part 18 airs. If people geniunely believe it'll get better from now on they are delusional. Inland Empire was miles better than this piece of hot garbage

So Audrey lives in twin peaks? Then why wouldn't Truman come talk to her about richard? Why wouldn't ben and Sylvia mention him?

Also it sounds like she was talking about richard but calling him Chuck?

>everyone getting so mad

It's like you guys done lynched yourselves. You guys need to understand that this whole season is paced like a film. Everything in the show has been slow and deliberate. You guys overreacting to this and saying the show is done for you are acting like you never watched it until this episode. If the Audrey stuff is enough to kill it for you, then maybe you are just a little too invested in your "waifus" to enjoy what made the show so great in the first place. (hint: it wasn't because of muh waifus)

>>85674352
just frost nonsense

RENEGE ON A CONTRACT

>>85674385
Mulholland Drive actually has a storyline that draws to a meaningful conclusion (and even connects all of the random characters) so that's kind of a bad example

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Why did Shelly and Audrey become cuck queens? What the fuck did Frost/Lynch mean by this?

>>85674385
Mulholland Drive has a complete coherent plot and good pacing and better dialogue.

>>85674261
That was a great fucking scene

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>>85674393

>>85674374

Fucking kek

>>85674402
it already is. this thread is currently populated by plebs who are experiencing extreme levels of lynching.

It was good

>>85673127
Tina, Chuck, and Billy have never mentioned anywhere else before.

>>85674396
when did Albert seem concerned? I don't remember that part

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>>85674430
this. calm the fuck down you plebs.

What was the song at the end? didn't catch the credits.

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>tfw all the garmonbozia from pleb pain and suffering you're acquiring

>>85674430
Hell, I got lynched myself and I fully agree.

>>85674350
Personally I would've gone to the local chic-fil-a

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>>85673048

>>85674430
I'm mad but at the same time I really don't care. There have been some good episodes so far and even if every episode after this is shit I will always remember episode 8.

>>85674430
well then air the whole fucking thing so that people don't have to wait one week to see filler bullshit instead of having full immersive experience

https://mic.com/articles/182919/what-to-watch-when-youre-not-watching-game-of-thrones#.62hQYOfMN

>>85674402
people are already re-writing their personal experiences/histories.

You see, the fact that people don't like the episode allows the couple dozen of shitposters in this thread (the ones that only post JUDY and other unfunny memes) to fetishize the episode, and allow themselves to think that they "get" what Lynch is doing, and that they are the "true fans" with everyone else being comfyfags or cherry pie whatever.

It's all bullshit, but they need to have that extra emotional kick, or chemical release in their brain because they've invested so much in shitposting in these threads, day after day, for months now.

>>85674522

Lynch made this episode for us. So we could feed off the LYNCHINGS. Thank you David.

Did coop come back? Should I watch this episode now or wait until tomorrow?

>>85674418
>Inland Empire was miles better than this piece of hot garbage
Inland Empire is a great film. This was one hour of an 18 hour story.

>>85674509
chromatics - saturday

>>85674459
Interesting how this is only one episode of the whole story (aka the plot)

>>85674430
Then Lynch shouldn't have paced it like a film. Seems like an amateur mistake. Doing bad things deliberately doesn't make them good.

Just accept it was a bad TV episode.

>>85674396
>Actual questions: what's in Sarah's house?
This. What the fuck is going on in there? Is the lodge opening inside? This was a pleb filter episode.

plebs get out.

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Man this Episode.

>>85674430
it's just incredibly boring. There was no entertainment value whatsoever in most of this episode. The parts with Sarah were great, but everything else was pure trash.

I swear there are Showtime execs posting in twin peaks threads to try to sway the opinion of the episode

I think I need one of Dr. Amp's golden shovels to dig me out of that episode.

You have 10 (ten) seconds to name ONE thing that was objectively good about the Audrey and Charlie scene. Hard mode: no "it btfo'd waifufags" or words to that effect

>>85674581
Thanks friend.

>>85674522

Yeah, it's the motherload.

Lynch will get a season 2

>>85674571
neither

I'm not kidding

this episode will probably be better if you were bingeing

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>>85674568
GNIKSAB NI TI

>>85674446
Shelly was literally always awful, it just took what you saw last episode for peoples eyes to be opened up to it

>>85674439
>>85674459
The point of the movie is waking up from illusory narratives

>>85674612
~ James was always cool~
~ James was always cool~
~ James was always cool~

>>85674571

There was a 10 second scene with Dougie. That was the only MacLachlan in the entire episode. It was a good scene, though.

>>85674612
When you're so lynched you have to blame shills

>>85674590
This. Plus I don't buy that argument anyways because episode 8 is a pretty fucking closed episode. It doesn't feel like a scene in a movie it feels structured like an episode or really a somewhat short film.

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>>85674311
right here

>>85674680
not really, it's a standard noir movie that used not even obscure symbolism for the ending.

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>>85674590
I liked it. You seem to have a hard time dealing with that.

>>85674566
>people are already re-writing their personal experiences/histories.
what the fuck are you talking about

>>85674423
This is why i'm rather suspect of the Audrey sequence.

Especially with how it began. The entire tone of it clashed with every single thing that had come before it.

That's why i'm convinced that it was a coma fantasy.

>>85674385
MD and IE are both satisfying. IE especially. Even if you don't necessarily understand what's going on the movie's ending is extremely cathartic.

>>85674374
Were you here when they came? Goddamn, Sara. Go home the ceiling fan needs you.

Friendly reminder that if you're expecting a satisfactory end to literally any single one of these plot points you are going to get LYNCHED

>>85674597
it was just something in the kitchen, retard. Pay attention

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Out of all the episodes of twin peaks This i felt the most betrayed by lynch >super slow bullshit like the beginning of the show
>there are 6 episodes left
>this plot feels like a set up still

I hope to god this guy can turn it around or im gonna drop it after next week

Friendly reminder that Eddie Vedder writes songs

>>85674708
> It was a good scene, though.
Can you be any more pretentious?

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>Starring KYLE MacLACHLAN

>>85674734

This entire episode was a coma fantasy of the fat girl that was lying in the hospital bed.

>>85674725
yeah really, that's the main theme in all of Lynches works

Friendly reminder that the plebs who didn't like the episode are the type of people to watch it with a chat running:
>>85673368
>>85673401
>>85673505
Who would guess that someone who can't manage to just sit and watching a 54 minute television show without reading and spamming memes would be unable to stand slow scenes?

>>85674621
name ONE thing that was bad

>>85674793

It was funny, which was its point.

>>85674789
>betrayed
xd

>it'll become good if you watch it in context
>it'll become good if you watch it as part of an 18 hour movie
>it'll become good if you watch it without expecting anything whatsoever

>>85674727
He says, as he posts a screenshot from a good episode. This episode gave us nothing of value. Not even any good memes.

No, this kino was puyar, there can be no doubt.

>>85674566
>if it doesn't make sense to me then it can't make sense to anyone else!

My favorite fallacy.

>>85674571

yeah, coop came back and he kissed Audrey and had a cup of coffee, episode ended with him hunting down evil coop

Who the fuck is Chuck? Isn't that a nickname for Charlie? Who's Billy, who's Tina?

>>85674590
I loved it, sorry you didn't enjoy yourself

REMINDER THAT IS WAS WINDOM EARLE IN SARAH'S KITCHEN

>>85674664
Sounds like a you're a faggot
>>85674862
That would be even gayer than the poster I just replied to

>>85674571
Dougge pley bassbale

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...nah. That's a stupid theory.

>>85674693
thanks, i know

>>85674844
I would've photoshopped a scene if I had photoshop. Weak comeback.

>>85674826
>having lunch's baguette so far down your gullet that you demand 100% uninterrupted hypnotic trance attention to the screen, unbroken even for a quick flick to the side, even when he's literally shitposting for 30 minutes and taking long and luxurious defecations in front of the camera

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>>85673973

>>85674163
t. David Lynch

>>85674621
his phone convo waswell acted, as was his aftercall stare, the rest was porno-level acting bad

>>85674590
It's not deliberately bad. It's just deliberately different. He's demanding that you approach his show differently than any other film

Audrey will be the first person in Twin Peaks to see Dougie Jones.

David Lynch can really, really produce garbage when he wants to.

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>mfw this thread is loaded with lynched plebs

>Learn about Blue Rose
>Tammy is joining Blue Rose
>Ominous foreshadowing regarding Albert
>Diane still texting someone
>Sarah Palmer is crazy and perhaps hiding some lodge related thing in her house
>Hawk being based Hawk
>Audry exists
>Audry is a bit of a mess and knows/bangs the dude from whom Richard stole the truck
>More characters introduced via name drop
>Twin peaks is the location of the coordinates on Davenport's arm

BUT NOTHING HAPPENED GUYS TRASH EPISODE

>>85674905
that would be funny as fuck.

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So Sarah buys only Tomato Juice and Smirnoff and Cigarettes

the Turkey Jerk is because she is noticing the alternate reality shifting

the noise was bagboy on the kitchen, she is fucking him???

>>85674875
He's a friend of Sneed.

>>85674994

He can shitpost with the best of them.

So was Sarah warning those kids the Woodsmen are coming for their Conveinent store?

defend that Jacobi scene. I dare you

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>>85672752
This

I laughed really fucking hard when I got what was going on

Audrey is basically reddit

BUT WHO WAS IN SARAH'S HOUSE

>>85675020

Kek, that was the first thing that popped into my mind when I heard Chuck.

>>85674490
>Billy
BILLY ZANE! HAS NOBODY WATCHED SEASON 2

>>85674732
The arc of these last few threads are "this is fucking bullshit" to "hahahaha see how many people are lynched great episode m i rite?"

>>85674854
who said anything about making sense? The issue is with perception. Idiots here are defending a lame episode with the excuse that the people who don't like it don't "get" it - which is the lowest form of defense of a piece of art.

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>>85674566

>>85674957
>paid so little attention to the episode that he doesn't even know he got Frosted

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>>85675002
>name drops and forshadowing = interesting content

Couldn't yawn any harder. I want a real Lynching. This is bad television.

>>85674875
>>85675067
Bing yelled for Billy on end of eisode 7 remember?

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>>85675002
the plebs were too busy posting in the live thread

just wait for them to leave

>>85672752
Yes even us LYNCHED plebs get it. We get it, we just aren't laughing.

>>85675078
Art is supposed to create controversy

>>85675055
woodsmen

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really loved that bike
that my father got me

>>85674790
You mean that guy who sounds like the lead singer of Creed?

>>85675002
All the important stuff happened in the first 20 minutes.

The rest of it was trolling Audrey fans. Which would be fine if any of the scenes in the second half were any good, they weren't though.

>>85674423
This. How does audrey living in twin peaks make any fucking sense

>>85675185

Wait, which bike? You had a bike? Like a bicycle? Who gave you the bike?

>>85675078
i actually liked the episode though

>>85673973
>the point of the art piece is that there is no point

Literally only people too lazy or stupid to interpret a work themselves believe this. I've read this too many times in the last five years.

That episode was poo tbqhwy but I get the feeling it was due to Lynch stretching The Return too thin.
Wasn't it originally supposed to be a couple less parts long?

>>85673648
Nah. Even that was somewhat endearing

>>85675014
>the Turkey Jerk is because she is noticing the alternate reality shifting

That would explain a lot of things, actually.

DougieCoop is stuck in one reality (in which the Audrey shit is also a part of) and will eventually cross over into the actual Twin Peaks one, in which the ongoing Hawk, Evil Coop, Frank Truman, Shelly, Richard, headless Briggs and Shaggy stuff is a part of.