/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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What went wrong?

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First for /ourguy/

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Still /ourgal/

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>post yfw "Starring KYLE MacLACHLAN"

Guys, Richard's middle name is charles, after his stepdad. Everyone in the town thinks he grew up without a dad because he's a midget (an attack on the TRUTH TELLING MJA)

people still watch this shit?

>>85675244
>people still watch this kino
Yes, why wouldn't I?

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What did he mean by this?

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best episode this season

>sarah scene - kino
>ben and truman scene - kino
>audrey cucking a manlet - kino
>the shot of jerry running with the mountain behind him - kino
>The turnip joke - kino
>blue rose scene at the beginning - kino
>dougie getting btfo by a baseball - kino
>the look on lynches face when looking at the slut - kino

it WAS kino

>all of this arguing
>all of this shitposting

THANK YOU DAVID IT WAS WORTH IT

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>>85675186

>>85675031
Thread reminder that the guy who sounds like the lead singer of the band Creed wrote a song for this show.

>>85675031
that pic is visual ASMR

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COOP

WHAT HAPPENED TO SEASON 3

fuck you faggots, this episode was absolute unambiguos KINO, better than episode 8
>audreyfags & comfyfags BTFO
>awe-inspiring cinematography and 5-star performances
>innovative pacing and storytelling
>midget representation in films and television
>finally all the loose ends of dougie jones storyline are tied up nicely

>Audrey FINALLY shows up
>It's one of the worst fucking scenes in the entire season with an annoying midget

The absolute STATE of Audreyfags right now.

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>audreyfags being absolutely obliterated
>hot asian chick at the end is the real best girl

best episode

I'm glad we got to see the same clip of Dr. Amp's Infowars knock off show that we've seen in a couple episodes all ready.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>mfw the plebs are out in full force

>CUTEposters memeing all of the old girls into irrelevance

>>85675307
Candie was in Sarah's kitchen.

>>85675364
This was absolutely not better than episode 8. Don't even kid yourself, pleb.

>>85675377

>hot asian chick at the end is the real best girl

My boi.

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>>85675186

AT NIGHT I'M DRIVING IN YOUR CAR

>>85675348
It's the other way around, underage. Creed guy ripped off Vedder

>>85675314
Only thing i didn't like was French girl but the longer it went are the funnier it got

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Garmonbozia by the handfuls!

>>85675383
I fuckin' loved the way she said that.

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>>85675382
VEDDERFAGS JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING.

ALBERT SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT YOU

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>>85675186

>>85675364
Hm, a guy who starts his reasoning with "comfyfags"

Yeah, you're a retard all right. I can tell you want to repost this for the next few days though, to feel special with your (You)s.

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>>85675307
KYLED
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>>85675314
THIS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN SARAHS KITCHEN? IS THE LODGE OPENING?

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Stop this fucking nonsense.
Wait until bump limit

audreyfags are finished

FINISHED

Defend that Jacobi scene faggots

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>mfw that beef jerky wasn't there before

>>85675307
did Lynch lie to him?

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>>85675186

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>>85675242

So Sarah buys only Tomato Juice and Smirnoff and Cigarettes

the Turkey Jerk is because she is noticing the alternate reality shifting

the noise was bagboy on the kitchen, she is fucking him???

Bing yelled for Billy on end of eisode 7 remember? Also the reality sfift on this scene with the customers changing

all those name dropping is because they are in the other reality

RR = 2 realities

Shelly and Norma are in both
that is why the book tells that Annie does not exist and Norma had other parents

>>85675383
I fuckin' hated the way she said that

Anyone have a webm of Coop from this episode?

>>85675186

I came really close to busting out laughing since I remembered his only appearance was a 10 second scene where he got hit with a baseball.

>>85675307
MACLACHLAN'D

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>>85675379
You'll see it again. And you'll fucking like it.

First time getting LYNCHED this season. Wew.

>>85675480

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN SARAHS KITCHEN?

Windom Earle, idiot. Keep up.

>>85675480
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN SARAHS KITCHEN?
An angel.

>>85675488
what was wrong with it?

>>85675086

The terrible ravages of time.

How does audrey living in twin peaks make any sense? Richaes/Sylvia/ben never mentioned her, Truman pays ben a house call to tell about richard but doesn't even phone Audrey.

Also why was she calling Richard chuck

>>85675364
>heh heh lul trull'd u bes episod
The television equivalent of "I was just pretending to be retarded." It was a bad episode. Get over it.

>>85675383
plebs probably came back because they thought cooper was going to wake up and got BTFO hard

I think what makes this episode even worse is the fact that Lynch delivered some fine kino earlier in the season and knowing he has it in him but chose to shitpost instead is just depressing.

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>>85675186

>>85675480
Laura is in her apartment

>>85675307
Im pretty sure he's just quoting the brothers constantly having to say her name for her attention

The kid at the convenience store who delivered her groceries was upstairs playing with sarah's dildo and masturbating into laura's used underwear

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THE LEVELS OF ADHD AND AUTISM ARE OFF THE CHARTSSSSSS, LONG LIVE LYNCH!!!!

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>>85675596
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>85675598
By this time next Saturday everyone needs to believe that Cooper will come back so the plebs get really worked up about it

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This guy killed himself after tonight's episode.

>>85675589
richards mother is donna

screencap this

>>85675596
NOT AN ARGUMENT. tell me WHY this episode was bad you LYNCHED PLEB

Will this week be the episode where the AV Club grade finally drops below a B?

>>85675175
>Art is supposed to create controversy

Says who? The only controversy here is the growing feeling of having your time wasted. I'm starting to wonder what exactly Lynch and Frost needed the extra 9 episodes they asked for if it was going to be filled with people staring at each other or literal-who-whores talking about people in a bar for 5 minutes a pop.

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>plebeian reaction after this episode

>>85675483

There's literally eleven GoT threads!

>>85675490

Ok, if anything from this episode becomes a meme I want it to be this.

>>85675589
It was in the past
Richard is Billy
Audrey is a freak

Hey guys Cooper's coming back next week, don't forget to tune in ;^)

I'm from Croatia btw

>>85675488
It illustrates perfectly the state of your mind without transcendental meditation

Was it Judy in Sarah's house?

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>mfw I still have picklekino to cleanse my palate after this plane crash of an episode

The woodsmen are coming for that convenient store Sarah Palmer is in

>>85675031
>Episode is called Let's rock
>It's literal filler

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>everyone saying the episode sucked
>but no one can explain why

plebs
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>>85675379
It actually served a purpose in this scene

The golden shovel this time was for the viewer to dig themselves out of the episode.

THE REASON THEY SHOWED ANOTHER AD FOR DR. AMP'S SHIT DIGGING SHOVELS IS BECAUSE LYNCH KNEW ALL THE SHITPOSTING THIS EPISODE WOULD CAUSE

>>85675513
HOLY FUCK!

I didn't notice that until now.

I think we're onto something.

Why is it so hard to admit this was just a poor episode? everything after this might be pure kino and this episode being shit is still alright. one bad ep isn't going to ruin the entire series nor do you have to make excuses for it.

>>85675701
>the most retarded people on this board are only twice as bad as we are
>no need to be any better
I hate plebs

>>85675383
best waifu

>>85675379
When did you realise that Lynch literally didn't shoot enough material to fill all 18 episodes?

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>thinking Lynch gives a single fuck about quality after Inland Empire

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>>85675729

>>85675739
You do realize they're airing the totally-not-Mad Max episode this week, right?

>tfw Audrey will never cuck your midget self

>>85675679
Because there was nothing good about. Even the retards who defend it say "lol that turnip joke tho." When the highlight of the episode is an unfunny grade school pun, you know you're a pleb for liking it.

>>85675513

Lynch's stupid son better not get another speaking part in this season when they look for Billy.

THE REASON THEY SHOWED ANOTHER AD FOR DR. AMP'S SHIT DIGGING SHOVELS IS BECAUSE LYNCH KNEW ALL THE SHITPOSTING THIS EPISODE WOULD CAUSE

>>85675762
It was the same exact Ad though. He actually spliced old footage into this episode to pad out the time. If nothing else convinced you this was just shitposting THAT had to do it.

>>85675755
They were too busy reading stream chat to know what to say. They might have some comments if they check their logs.

>>85675770

This episode was weak, but I dont thibk it was a travesty or anything. The Audrey scene was fucking terrible, but otherwise is was perfectly fine.

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>>85675706
>tfw you're not sure if the jerky is smoked

>>85675383

Better cashierfu than the Fargo cashier girl?

>>85675801
Every scene in that film is better than the second half of this episode

>>85675031
Do we hate or love him?

>>85675513
nice theory

wait for the plebs to leave though

>>85675808
no I don't know anything about it other than it airs in 10 minutes

>>85675307
He is agreeing with the caption in that gif that said "tomorrow." And is repeating her name like those Vegas did because she was spacing out.

>>85675589
Everyone who has delt with crime knows you go the patriarch of the family for that kind of news. Audrey would probably defend Richards shitty ass.

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>>85675687
And it's not like the episodes are all 60 minutes in length either. this is fifteen hours of story spread over seventeen hours and divided in to eighteen episodes.

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>>85675086
Audrey's dead or in a coma. She's actually probably in a new lodge. Look at her husband, his rotary phone, and the shit they talked about.

The rotary phone and lack of computer or any other tech in his office, plus he looks like the old Arm's brother.

And that contract talk sounded like something more than or different from divorce.

I think this is actually the first episode I'll watch a second time.

>>85675801
>he can't comprehend the kino that is IE
L M A O

it WAS kino

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>>85675186

You know, /tpg/, my father gave me a bike and I love that bike. The bike that my father gave me was such a good bike, the one that was given to me by my father. Ah, good bike. Dad. Bike.

>>85675871
Love.
This episode was shitposting in TV format, Lynch is literally /ourguy/.

>>85675524
That's the point. She's a dipshit kid.

>>85675770
it was decent, people are overreacting because the rest of the season was so kino

it was still better than s2

someone lynch me, I only like eraserhead and mulholland drive

>>85675801
>thinking Lynch gives a single fuck about your expectations after Inland Empire

FTFY

Just LOOK at all the anger and confusion. Lynch gave an entire episode just for /tpg/ so we could drown in the shitposts.

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>>85675707
>Audrey's coma dream conflates John Justice Wheeler and The Arm. Chuck, Billy and Tina are her lady parts being stimulated by Bob.

>>85675975
you didn't like blue velvet?

Can't wait for Afterbuzz or What the Flick since both of those shows have people desperately wanting Audrey to show up and I want to see their reactions.

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It's all fun and games until you're the one getting L Y N C H E D

>>85675949
yeah

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>>85675186

>>85675959
No it was just all around shitty acting/

>>85675513
Shit theory desu won't be confirmed

>>85675513
Nice.

What's going to happen to Jerry? I'm worried about him.

>>85675770
It's not just one bad episode, the majority of the season has been like tonight but in smaller doses. Lynch does not have it anymore and I'm glad this is the last thing he's ever going to be involved in.

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>>85675480
Could've been the bagboy, but I don't know why Sara would be so secretive.

I don't even care if Cooper returns I just want kino. Dammit Lynch why do you have to waste an episode for the lulz?

>>85676069

Windom Earle is hunting him down in the woods. Jerry is going to accidentally lead him back to Twin Peaks.

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>>85675186

>>85675801
Inland Empire is not only Lynch's best film but one of the best films ever made.

>>85676070
>the majority of the season has been like tonight but in smaller doses.
what? all the other episodes were 10/10

So the grocery store dude is eating that GILF pussy, right?

>>85675899
>15 hours of story

That's being generous. Let's say 10-12 hours of story spread over 18 hours.

>b- but it's an 18-hour film!!

When will people stop leaning on that excuse? It has none of the pacing of a film, nor a TV show (that's obvious). "But that means it's different!" Different doesn't always equal good.

>>85675490
Both terrifying and hilarious

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>when the cashier isn't certain about jerky smokedness

>>85675767
Or Tammy wrote Annie out to protect her.

>>85675949
What was even the context of this tangent? Like he was talking about Richard and then went to talking about the bike his dad gave him. I thought at some point he was going to say that Richard destroyed the bike.

>Lynch threw in that 10 second Dougie scene just so the STARRING KYLE MacLACHLAN at the end would be a punchline

>>85675770
Everybody knows it was bad. The ones pretending to like are just trying (and failing) to be unique.

>>85676198

He was just feeling remorseful for not being a father figure to Richard, I think. But the amount of times he said that bike made it a bit funny to me.

>tfw you want 13 to be an absolutely amazing episode to put things back on track
>but it will just be another ok one like the last few
You know it to be true

>>85676212
But I liked it though.

>>85676198
He was thinking about how vital it was to grow up with a loving father and how tragic it is that Richard never got have a fond memory like that.

>>85676039
>t. buttmad millenial who thinks who looks and sounds nothing like that but totally does

>>85676050
Honestly, i've been thinking the Dougie stuff and the Twin Peaks stuff had been happening to two different realities for quite some time, actually.

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This episode was the equivalent of this seasons' The Missing Pieces
Prove me wrong

>>85675770
How is it worse than any other episode this season?

>>85676251
Well yeah you can like it, I liked it okay, but pretending it was "le pure kino" is a fool's errand.

the only people hating this episode are audreyfags who are literally so butthurt

>Why is nobody explaining WHY it was bad, huh???
That's just the thing, there's nothing to say about it, it was devoid of anything of interest for most of its runtime

>>85676287

Not enough 2 BY 4 kino tbqh

>>85676316
it was the best episode of the season

>>85676275
REALITY NUMBER 3 and 15
key 315

>>85676244
The last few have genuinely been really good. Honestly, the only bad part of this ep was the Audrey stuff, and that's more because it didn't have enough context.

>>85676069
He's going to accidentally stumble across Bobby and co. when they find the Black Lodge.

>>85676287
>Prove me wrong
It didn't have a Judy-tier scene.

>>85676275
So when Jadegivetworides mails the keys, the postman takes them to an alternate reality?

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>>85676322
The Original (And One True) Candiefag here.

The episode was shit.

>>85676287
Kino? Yes I agree.

>Audreyfags literally waited over a quarter of a fucking century for her return
>THAT is the scene they got

Has anyone ever been blown the fuck out harder?

>>85676198
Ben has suffered another trauma and is going to open a bikeshop instead of doing civil war reenactments this time

>>85673409
>the scene where we see Shelly reacting to the entire diner's customers changing in the credits
>They're suddenly completely different and Shelly shrugs it off
Can I get more info on this? I think I missed it

>>85676287
Missing Pieces was actually good though. in fact it was better than the movie itself.

>>85676345
>Honestly, the only bad part of this ep was the Audrey stuff, and that's more because it didn't have enough context.

And honestly, the more I think about this "shifting realities" theory, the less i'm mad with it.

>>85676130
Agreed

>>85676342
>le contrary doppelpatrician face

>>85676287
Literally what could you even mean by this?

>>85676399
see
>>85675513
>Billy / bing

>>85676395
I admit I only liked that part because I knew how funny it would be that Audreyfags were given THIS. Still a shit scene though.

Let's Rock

>take television to levels of art never before thought possible
>but also take it to new lows as well

thanks Lynch

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>when the plebs are still angrily posting

>>85675031
I'm feeling pretty depressed that we're 2/3 through. I feel like there isn't enough time to have even a proper Lynchian ending. I hope I'm wrong.

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>>85675399
;)

>>85676386
>chris chan is a cute poster

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>>85676198
Talk to more old people. They really are a pip.

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>>85676327
Because everything that's bad about this episode was present in other episodes. This one just got the mixture wrong and "tastes off."
>>85676344
so Jade mailed it across realities?
>>85676347
let's hope so.
>>85676399
it's a continuity error that people are being autistic about.

>>85676377
the key was cloned as long as cooper suite
so there is a dopple key

>People think the Let's rock! was meaningless
It's showing that Diane is involved in Black Lodge shenanigans at a deeper level than previously seen.

Hey /tpg/, is that jerky smoked?

>>85676492
still have 6 hours to go, right?

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>>85676455
There was nothing in this episode except a few little add ons, moslty pointles scenes

Audreys scene added nothing new except Audrey

>>85676540
>People think the Let's rock! was meaningless
Noone said that though. All of the titles have important meanings.

>faggots forcing memes from this shit episode
sad

>>85676525
>so Jade mailed it across realities?
see
>>85676533
it is a red herring to fool us
Booper mailed it on the other reality
or some stuff just goes thru

I literally, honestly, don't understand how you guys could say this was one of the worst things you've ever seen when it was easily like 80% enjoyable scenes and then some that were not good. You guys are worse over actors than Audrey is.

>>85676525
>so Jade mailed it across realities?

the key could've slipped into a wormhole inside said mail box when Jade dropped it in there.

>>85676540
Who cares? Only plebs care about Le Black Lodge and Muh Blue Rose bullshit.

My favorite part was hearing jumping man's theme

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>>85676540
this. pretty sure her voice was changed a bit too. also she kept slowing down and speeding up. im going to bed, hopefully we can actually discuss the episode tomorrow or something. too much lynching right now.

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>>85676474
And the cradle will rock.

>another pair of literally whos show up at the end of the episode and talk about random unrelated shit

Is there a point to these scenes or are these random vignettes? Scenes that I thought were pointless in previous episodes ended up actually being semi-important. Maybe they all fucking die or something.

When Sarah became obsessed with the jerky it reminded me of her watching those lions eating other animals on TV at the beginning of the season.

>>85676268
Sure is hard typing with fingers sticky from cum isn't it

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>hfw she sees you really upset about this episode

LAURA

LELAND

WHERE'S MY JERKY?

I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYYY

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>>85676645

>>85676492
bruh he pulled out a Lynchian ending for Mulholland Drive with only twenty minutes

>>85675801
The only reason Inland Empire is shot on DV is because he was originally shooting things for his website, and he realized that they fit together, but it was too late to shoot on anything else.
He states this somewhere in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL8pN9Cgu2k

>>85676533
>>85676609
Your theory is so stupid that it's probably exactly the kind of crap Frost insisted be written in.

>>85676610
this.

>>85676633
the lodge is literally the BEST part of twin peaks.

Hmm, jerky and Judy are very similar. She wanted to buy some jerky to bring back to her kitchen. JUDY IS IN SARAH'S KITCHEN

This episode was okay, mostly pointless but there were some good scenes here and there. Another one of those forgettable transition episodes.

>>85676652
The guy said that a farmer saved him after he was run off the road by someone. The farmer might be the same farmer that Andy was talking to but I figured he was dead, and that he was Billy. Angelica might be the girl with the rash.

>>85676652
>Is there a point to these scenes or are these random vignettes? Scenes that I thought were pointless in previous episodes ended up actually being semi-important.
Maybe that might be the point of these scenes or rather the same feeling you get when you are out in public surrounded by strangers all having different random conversations?

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>mfw loved that bike
that my father got for me

>>85676728
>the lodge is literally the BEST part of twin peaks.
I never said plebs weren't entitled to opinions.

>>85676796

A bike, you say? Hmm, tell me more. About the bike.

[Tammy exhales]

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>bobby, hawk and truman were supposed to go to the site two days from when they found the note

How much time has even passed at this point? It's been a handful of night/day cycles.

>>85676492
I guarantee you someone teleports from either Las Vegas or South Dakota to Twin Peaks.

>>85676633
>Pleabs only care about literally the story of Twin Peaks

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>>85676588
>Audreys scene added nothing new except Audrey

There were more questions in that Audrey scene than a Senate hearing.

>>85675031
all of the random bar patreons chatting in the booths leads me to believe that are setting up a watchmen scenario (graphic novel). you get to know these throwaway characters to get a bit of empathy for them only to have them all be killed in the end. the roadhouse is gonna be nuked or a portal is going to destroy it

>yfw Jerry rides back into town on Ben's old bike after he finds it out in the middle of nowhere

>>85676743
>Monica Bellucci could theoretically be described as smoking
>The jerky is smoked
>Monica Bellucci could theoretically be Judy
HOLY JUMPIN' GEORGE

Okay even though the episode itself wasn't very fun to watch it may pay off eventually. I heard some theories that the Audrey scene wasn't even real and is maybe part of the lodge or something? Maybe Lynch could redeem it. I will admit to being LYNCHED if he manages to pull it off.

>Tammy joins Blue Rose crew
Could've been done in less time
>Diane comes in, says a phrase that we all thought would mean something else
Added nothing
>Sarah Palmer stuff
Okay, this was good
>Ben Horn gets the key from Sheriff Truman then rambles on about some stupid bike
Okay scene but a lot of unneeded garbage
>French girl scene with Albert
Literally pointless because we as the viewer already know, plus it took way too goddamn long
>Warden is killed
Could've just said he was dead, didn't need a scene for it
>Jacoby scene
Literally the same scene we've seen 2 times already
>Audrey
A horrible aged Sherliyn Fenn talks to a midget about a bunch of people that we don't know, and then don't get answers
>Roadhouse scene
Two people we don't know talk about a bunch of people that we don't know, and then don't get answers

Easily the worst episode of the season lads. Criticism does not mean that I'm upset, or not watching, but there were clearly flaws in this episode. If you don't agree you're just delusional

>>85676588
There is not one scene in this reminiscent of anything in the missing pieces, and, as we saw everything in this episode, none of it is cut content.

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>>85676867

Are people really surprised that Audrey's a little shit? Did they even watch the original show? I guess there was a chance she could have changed with age but I'm not at all shocked that she's still a bitch.

I swear "fans" won't be happy unless Audry does a jazz dance and start jerking off to a picture of Dale Cooper

>>85676796
What Happened to that bike, Ben?

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>>85676889
super fuckin lynched m80, drop the show now

>implying this episode wont pay off later

>>85676872
i think it wasn't in our reality. rotary phone/paperwork, telling audrey she's under contract.

>>85676633
What do you care about then?

>>85676889

pranked

>>85676856
Exactly. Because it's uninteresting. It was fine in S1+2 but now it's been done and it's not "bizarre" or "weird" anymore. Time to find a new gimmick.

BEN'S BIKE IS THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS

LAURA WILL RIDE IT BACK FROM THE WHITE LODGE INTO TWIN PEAKS

>>85676889
It's probably the worst of the season but I don't think that makes it necessarily a bad episode. There were some good scenes in there, and scenes that may or may not become important later. I think my biggest complaint is the lack of Dougie.

>>85676870
judy is josie's sister you twonk. asa akira is judy

>>85676961
Maybe Bing isn't from this reality but accidentally leaked in and asked if anyone knew where Billy was. That's an interesting idea.

>>85676889
Why don't you just go watch GoT and then read the sparknotes in a few months?

>>85676889

holy shit, you're so fucking lynched

>why wasnt the episode 10 mintues of Kyle MacLachlan sitting down and telling the camera the events of the episode and then 50 minutes of coffee, pie, and action scenes

>>85675353
More like
AUDREYFAGS

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BITCH

>>85676963
Good stories.

>Sarah is using Black Lodge magic and piles of beef jerky to create creatures in her house

That's what was making those sounds.

>>85676961
Ben does not mention Audrey
and why Frank would go to Ben and not to Audrey
because Audrey died in one reality after giving birth

If Audrey is really still in a coma then who is Richard's mother?

>>85677050
Shes fucking the kid from the store who came over

>reading all these mad posts

Ahh, I remember my first time being Lynched. Once you get over feeling like you've been tricked, you'll realize that it's all part of it.

>>85676889
>Added nothing
shows shes involved with the black lodge

get lynched

also guys I don't think audrey is in a coma, didn't someone yell billy in the diner? that confirms shes still in the real world. it was just a really weird scene.

>>85676889
>>Diane comes in, says a phrase that we all thought would mean something else
You left out the part where they Deputized Diane, which made that scene important, you moron

>>85677017
Josie isn't relevant in the story and it's been 25 years. There's no reason to think they kept a short mention in an early version of a script about Judy being Josie's sister.

>>85677050
But why was she watching that animal footage?

>>85675377
stupid drawn on eyebrows automatically disqualifies her for best grill. would fap to though.

>>85677081
You can fuck a woman in a coma

t. sex pest

>>85677081
Donna

>>85677088

She's fucking the girl cashier. It's a bait and switch, idiot.

>>85677091
I had to vent. You have to understand the feeling of being LYNCHED. It isn't very good.

>>85676018
>all those THOTS

Damn...

this episode was fake as fuck

>>85677081
maybe donna? she is a horne after all.
i don't believe shes in a coma though.

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NEXT STOP

>>85676889
You got lynched, bro. This episode was the kinoist episode so far, bro. You need to go back to /TWD/ /GoT/ /Reddit/, bro

>>85677114

To get ideas. Plus, she's just into piles of meat now.

>>85676980
>new gimmick
ok why not just have literally a new and totally unrelated tv show

>>85675684
aha this is what i was thinking too, certainly the community grade will be a C at best

>>85677081
You can probably give birth while in a coma. I'm sure it's happened before. Notice though that when Ben is talking to Frank that he says "and his (Richard's) parents?". I thought that was pretty strange.

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>>85677095
lol the only fags who are angry and getting LYNCHED are the ones panicking to defend this mediocre episode.

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>>85677114
animal LOYFE

>>85677131
Oh fuck. I hated that plot line so much in the original but I guess it could pay off as a bait and switch for this season.

>>85677083

Sarah's gonna end up in the Jerky Lodge at this rate.

>>85677190
you just KNOW

Post yfw the Woodsmen are the ones Sarah says are coming to Twin Peaks: Jacoby will be mid-broadcast when GOTTALIGHT? busts in and hijacks the stream and lulls the viewers to sleep.

Nadine must be protected at all costs

>>85677162
How much fucking product placement did they need honestly? It's gotten ridiculous.

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i could have made this episode better

>>85675684
Why do you care what the AV Pleb says about any show period?

>>85677095
>didn't someone yell billy in the diner?

everyone acted like "the fuck are you talking about?" in that scene, though.

>>85677171
Yeah, you could do that. Or you could have the same show and find a new gimmick.

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>>85677162

>>85676889
Amen

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>survive explosion while chained to bank vault only to take part in the worst twin peaks scene of all time

>6 hours left
we could get 4 blue velvets with that amount of time

calm down bros, the show isn't going down hill, the next episode will be better and nobody will care anymore.

screencap this.

>>85677221

I hope Gottalight straight up murders jacoby mid-broadcast

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>>85677190
Only BTFO audreyfags hate this episode.

>>85677221

>GOTTALIGHT? busts in and hijacks the stream

Hmm, that might actually be a thing.

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>tres chique

>>85677221
>this is not a bad theory...

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>>85677190
see
>>85676386

Wait so is Audrey fucking her own son?

>>85677221
oh fuck.

KINO

>>85677221
My god, that would explain why it keeps showing the stream.

>>85677251
>survived
Nah she is dead mate, that scene is in the lodge. Audrey is trapped in a nightmare where she is in a relationship with someone who is the opposite of her dream man Cooper. Someone who traps her and prevents her from going on all the adventures she dreamed about.

>>85677248
>raised mole on her ass
2dpd

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>>85677251

fuck man it took alot of effort for me to forget that scene happened *cringed*

audrey is getting BTFO today...

>Laura refers to herself as a Turkey in FWWM
>Her mother is triggered by Turkey jerky

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so Diane wrote that with Lipstick?

>>85676395
Serves them right for liking Audrey

>>85677357

So, does that mean Donna is the muffin?

>>85677221
That is honestly probably literally desu close to what will happen desu desu

>>85677313
No, she was referring to the guy from Season 2.

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>all the delicious garmonbozia in this thread

>>85677313
Yes, because Billy and Richard are clearly the same name. When did /tpg/ get flooded with actual literally retards?

>>85677324
What if everything in the Secret History is in one universe, and in that universe, Audrey survived, but in the other she died in the explosion. So we might start (or already have started) cutting between two universes.

>>85677162
Shooting the warden was the best scene from this pile of crap

>>85677038
"Next time on Twin Peaks I'll enjoy another...... damn fine cup of coffee!"

"OMG GREAT EPISODE. JUST LIKE THE OLD ONES."

That Trick dude flying into the shot and then going for drinks is a meme waiting to happen

>>85677095
>>85677111

why do you guys think that 1-2 minute scenes (or lines of dialog) that movie the plot forward an inch somehow justify the rest of the episode's meandering?

>>85677388
They are the same name retard.

>>85677324
not dead, but definitely comatose.

>Evil Coop raped coma Audrey, in which not only resulted in the birth of Richard, but also the creation of that bizarre reality she's found herself into.

>>85675031
So coop comes back in episode 15 right? His room key says 315, he went through outlet number 3 in episode 3, so it makes sense he'll "come out" of outlet 15 in episode 15

>>85677313
At first I thought "Billy" was baldy comically forgetting Richard's name.

>>85677221

That's the only reason I could see why they keep showing the Amp show even if he's not really doing anything new on it. That's one of the better theories.

>>85677425
Bill and William are the same
Richard and Dick are the same

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this is real in one universe, lol

>>85677439
coop is never coming back

>>85677400
>The kid comes out to see his dead dad and cries
>Hutch casually says it's time for Wendy's
Fucking hilarious

>>85677313

She meant Billy Zane's character, but Fynn is so retarded that she called him by his real name and they just left it in.

>>85677439
Best theory I've heard yet honestly.

first for tammy cant act for shit

like lynched and all that but Audrey could barely read her fucking lines.

>>85675031
>6 episodes left after a 26 year hiatus
>Continues to make filler episodes
I'm beginning to believe the 8 streched into 18 meme.

Is this another episode we will look back on as actually being okay when given context?

>>85677500

Her "happy" reaction to being invited to the blue rose case was so fucking bad holy shit.

>>85677500
But she was on the dean's list at MIT.

>>85677400
Sarah's scenes were best by far. After being ignored for the better part of a season and a half now, it's nice to see how her character, one of the people most affected by the events of the original run, is getting by.

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>>85676658
No, I just dictate to your mom.

>>85676889
Just quit already

>>85677228
yeah but Wendy's is fucking good. best of the cheap burger chains, you can get a bacon cheeseburger 4 chicky nuggs, fries, and a dr pepp for only 4 bucks, and its all good.

>>85677500
face palming truck driver could deliver better lines

>>85677522
But its already regarded as kino

>>85677522
yes

>>85676002
John Justice Wheeler was far sexier though.

>>85677522

Everyone on /tpg/ knows it's one of Lynch's best works, though.

>>85677553
No it's really not.

>>85676655
Yeah no shit

>>85677491
Billy is the one Andy talked about the truck

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>watching pleb reactions

>>85677415
>somehow justify the rest of the episode's meandering?
Nowhere did I say that in my post, idiot
>>85677111

You undermined the importance of that scene by leaving out information

SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT YOU /tpg/

>>85677045
oooOOOooo

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>>85677543

So there's a ship buried at the coordinates or what's the deal? They better not be going full Tommyknockers with this. THEY JUST BETTER NOT.

I've loved every episode so far but this episode sucked balls

the only kino was the Ben Horne scene, the Audrey scene was unbearable. 10 minutes of conversation about characters we don't even know?

this was the only ACTUAL filler episode so far. I'm still a fan of the new season and can't wait for next episode, but very disappointed

>>85677640
You should. I am autistic.

>>85677526
And George Washington high school honor roll

>>85677540
yeah they made me tear up a bit. i think the woodsmen are in her house. form the last ep they were on the stairs for sure. i think they either are protecting her or drove her even more cray than she would've been after laura, maddy, and leland's deaths.

>>85675086
More like, what ever went right?

>>85677617
i loved how albert just ignored him when he tried to make a joke

>>85677401
Here's another projection: everyone who doesn't like the pacing just wants "LEL I WISH IT WERE COFFIE PIE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES SADFACE"

I'm not asking for fucking Fuller House. I'm asking for scenes that meaningfully push the plot forward. Instead we get shit that we already know, like
>killing the warden
>Tammy, you're on the team now
>uh oh, what's wrong with Diane?
>more Dr. Amp ha ha

and so on. The problem with these episodes are not that they DON'T retread old TP stuff. It's that they retread themselves.

>lunched lol w- watch GoT if you're so triggered p- pleb!

fuck off if that's your comeback. For the last two episodes we've had a lot of plot development, and it full on stops with uninteresting crap that eats up time that could be spent having characters do interesting things.

>>85676488
will we see more of the cute twink bagboy?

>>85677679
The stairs in the last episode weren't from the Palmer house.

>Albert finally snaps and kills Gordon after one of Cole's bad jokes

>>85677545
Wendy's plug is okay. Heineken is pushing it.

>>85677658
This episode seems worse than it actually is because the one previous was a 10/10.

was mrs palmer possesed by the ceiling fan?