/got/ general

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wanna clog that frog

>>85634167
She looks like this chick I almost dated in college.

>>85634245
>never dated

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>>85634325
>>>/r9k/

>>85634167
>child of the forest: he's going to need you
>frogfu exits show as soon as Bran hits Winterfell

>>85634449
>exits
>goes into hiding

>>85634245
post chick

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Good edition!

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>Literally 1 good character in Mereen
>Lets cut him

>this season will be halfway over during the next episode

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>>85634528
>tfw you will never rescue her from typhus and be rewarded with an emaciated bj

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>>85634167
>>85634182
>>85634528
B L A C K E D

50 posts early

janny please take care of this shit waifu thread

>>85634548
it'll be halfway over halfway through e4

Why didn't Jorah/Griff just cut his hand off?

>>85634167
>anne frank edition

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>>85634585
ever consider suicide, senpai?

>>85634596
that's not how math works anon

>>85634633
fuck off

at least wait a while before plastering your disgusting waifu

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>>85634578
>implying this is a problem
>>>/pol/

>>85634615
>muh plot device

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>>85634675
>butt blasted over nothing

anon plz relax, your family is worried

migrate, won't last long
>>85628495
>>85628495

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>>85634689

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>cast her

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>>85634744
Hot CreamPie

>>85634667
except it is, dumbass
7 divided by 2 is 3.5
that means three full episodes, then half of the fourth

>>85634865
t. retard

>>85628495
>>85628495

30 posts to go

>>85634925
okay, let me break it down for you, since you have the education level of a Westerosi peasant

7 episodes

1, 2, 3
4
5, 6, 7

see which episode gets divided in half to make 'half the season'?

>>85634744
Khaleesi lesbian love interest

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>>85634998
>my son died in war
>welp better be an autist and blame this one guy for it

>>85634615
>Told by his literal waifu to cure himself
>nah fuck that I'll just let it spread

anyone got the spoilers? dont have em saved on this computer

>>85634980
t. B.A. in Mathematics

>>85635200
Hey, it's a great degree to get if you want to teach mathematics

>>85635232
at elementary/middle schools

the future is fucking doomed

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>>85634782
>>85634982

/got/ does not disappoint

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Snekfu still best girl

>>85635435
snekfu is best girl is best tits

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THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US

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>>85635435
>>85635459
I know you are baiting me, but ok

Ros best girl

>inb4 hurr durr whore

>>85635435
Why is she Chinese if she's meant to be a spic?

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>>85635522
trash tier
you only like her because you seen tits

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>>85634689
She's jewish, so no... I guess.

#DiversityForIsrael

>>85635522
>Ros
>ages like milk

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>>85635601
I was thinking of this when considering YouTubers.

Ages like milk: TotalBiscuit
Ages like fine wine: PewDiePie

>>85635629
>TotalBiscuit
>PewDiePie

t. youtube fagger

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>mfw last episode was redeemed by greyscale scene and Euron and his Mad Max crew.

I actually felt something when watching this - I think it's called "excitement".

The rest:
>Cringy im14andImBadass Daenerys scenes
>Embarrassing eunuch porno
>Kang in the North retard lords scene

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>>85635574
No, look at her face. So qt. She seems nice to be around.

Pic related: another one

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>You want to know why I'm still alive? Because I didn't blindly do what I was told to do, I was my own woman.
>Dany you dumb bitch, do what I tell you to do.

>>85635629
kek'd

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Where is he, HBO? WHERE IS HE?

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>>85635731
This dumb bitch is gonna get Daenerys "the Other Dumb Bitch" DAErgaryen killed.

>le just don't even listen to other people xDD
>le the same advice is applicable under any circumstance xDD

I forgot about this stupid fucking scene that was completely overshadowed by Mad Ma- I mean the EUron scene.

>>85635731
it's a test

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>>85635691
Agreed.

Greyscale scene pure gold.

>this must be repeated in every /got/ thread

>>85635712
>No, look at her face.
>tits are literally popping out

try harder virgin

>>85635860
this
>>85635854

Not a virgin. Just like seeing 'er tits

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>>85635854
I want to fuck it.

>>85635860
>gets distracted by a pair of tits
>calls anyone else a virgin
wew

>>85635782
he'd be a shit king.

>>85634528
Cute hairstyle. Reminds me of the 40s.

>>85635854
who is this


Did Freys rape Catelyn?

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>>85635731
>I am a clever woman who is awesome, admire me
>I failed horribly as a parent and grandparent. My son was an idiot but now he is dead. My family line is in ruins, and I have nothing left. I live only for revenge.

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>>85635979
milana and her vein tubs

>>85635979
It's not rape if her corpse is willing.

>>85635979
Her corpse's clothes had white stains. Make of that what you will.

>>85636011
Her what?

Btwm, hi, Dr Stud.

>>85635995
SHUT UP AND JUST LISTEN TO ME!! I AM TRYING TO BE BAD ASS >:((((

Yaaaaaaassss

>>85636020
SOURCE ME THE EXACT LINE REEEEE

>>85636116
Why are you so obsessed with Cat's corpse being raped?

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>>85636133
>even in death the pucci is bad

>>85636116
"And so he came, and so he came, that fat pink mast, of the Twins..."

ASOS, p1,488.

>>85634167
funniest scene in the entire show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhoNQkC5soY&feature=youtu.be&t=79

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>Sansa's become majestic, but she's... also become savy. She's also lost that nai-yeev-vet-tee.
>nai-yeev-vet-tee.

>>85635979
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2168927/

Here you go anon, started watching This is us

Addicted to them tits

>>85634167
>>85634182
RIP Meera, the only woman to live to season 7 and avoid being YAAS KWEEN'd.

>>85636464
That's a filthy lie, there's... um...

ok, there's...

What the hell is there...

...

Cersei is not too obnoxious? She seems even kind of sympathetic and (relatively) normal compared to the others. The show did go out of its way to make her seem less evil...

>>85636526
>Cersei
>sympathetic

what the fuck man

>>85636526
Her blowing up the sept was definitely supposed to be a yaas queen moment. Not to mention the improbability of her keeping her crown for more than however many minutes it takes the coalition of KL nobles and plebs to storm the Red Keep and lynch her.

I guess there's Mel, but unlike Meera the narrative is all about humbling her, so I'm not sure if that really counts.

>>85636585
The writers were absolutely taking taking that route with her though. Much bigger focus on her motivations being family-centered rather than selfish/delusional and extra antagonistic focus of the Faith Militant (and to some extent the Tyrells).

>>85636615
> KL nobles and plebs to storm the Red Keep and lynch her.

No great houses left, also great sparrow is dead

>>85636619
She was definitely selfish/delusional when she took the iron throne for herself. As >>85636615 mentioned, blowing up the sept was definitely a YASS QUEEN momeny, as is her current hairstyle and the fact that she's the queen and literally no one opposed that

>>85636663
Sure, I'm not denying the SLAY aspect of it (I'm not the first anon), I'm just saying they were going for a more sympathetic approach to her reasoning/actions.

>>85636585
>>85636663
She got YASS quan'd, but doesn't continue to be as much as the others (so far: see episode 2 and compare YASS moments).

Also, they DID write her to be more human than in the books. In the books she rapes, doesn't even care about her kids, and her stupid actions are fully her own fault.

I know she's still a psychopath, btw.

>>85634533
>hmm, this guy will be hard to cast
>let's just not have him in the show

>>85636797
>rapes
>implying

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>>85634533
>Literally 1 good character in Mereen
Aren't you forgetting Skahaz mo Kandaq? He is better than Belwas.

>>85636814
>fingering a sleeping woman
>shoving your fist into her and not even easing up when she complains you're hurting her
She was pretty damn rape-y anon.

>>85636946
She was enjoying it.

>>85636960
still rape

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>>85634167
when all is said and done who is going to own Sansa's bad pusy ?

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>>85636981
You know the answer, PUSSYBOY.

>>85636960
>implying you wouldn't fake it for it Cersei
Bitch is insane. No one wants to get Qyburn'd. Besides, it's not like Cersei asked for permission or gave a shit about Taena's feedback.

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So which dragon will cercei/qyburn kill off for budget reasons?

Does anyone have a link to the Season 7 episode summary that was leaked?

>>85635731
>"Every important member of my family is dead as a result of my political endeavors, but I put a gemstone in a cup and said some witticisms so listen to me."

I fucking hate bookfags so much

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yeah but what was danny's tax policy?

>>85637116
Why? You don't understand half of the words in their posts, so how are you annoyed by them?

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>Game of Thrones will Never, EVER have dialogue of this quality ever again
What the FUCK went wrong lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY5As-RP1MM

30% of Reddit thought that Maisie Williams was the best actor/actress in episode 2. Are they right?

>>85637116
don't be jealous cause you can't read

>>85637075
Fucking forgot (((D&D))).

The BLACKED (ebin xdd) one.

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>>85637170
>>30% of Reddit

Go back to them now

>>85637188
>reddit talked about a thing!! WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT THING ANYMORE!11 BACK2RIBBIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREREREREWWRWEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85637075

Viserion or Rhaegal. Drogon is the original dragon model. The other two are just smaller reskins of him.

>>85637169
D&D are not good writers, and as time went on the training wheels came off (GRRM is not great either, but much better than D&D).

>>85637216
You are on 4chan now, this board culture has a deep hate for leddit.

Don't mention them, don't talk about them.

50% of them are here, you can notice the cancer

>>85637116
>can't read a few thousand pages
sad

>>85637269
>GUYS JUST IGNORE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM EVEN THOUGH I WON'T QUIT BRINGING IT UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85637166
>>85637171
>>85637289
Why do bookfags always shove their shit where it isn't wanted, go back to /lit/, oh wait, your board is dead, well I guess you better learn to shut your cock holsters.

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>>85634167
Ser Gregor Clegane never smiles or laugh, why is that.

>>85637216
heh

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>>85635435
Wow what a legit qt

>>85637330
He knows what's coming.

>*air horn sounds in the distance*

Rate my Original House (Do Not Steal):

House Showfag. The house words are "We do not read"

>>85635533
>Rosabell Laurenti Sellers
She's Italian, the others are Asian and ambiguous-brown, which explains why she's the only hot one.

>>85637383
your house principal is a female i hope

>>85637412
Jess Q'wanz

>>85637383
>House Americans

>>85637362
literally never gonna happen, cleganebowl was built entirely around cercei's trial by combat, and D&D shit all over that with le ebin sparrows

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>>85637220
>have a dragon
>name him Drogon

This is like calling your dog "Dag"

>>85637492

He's named after Drogo. Whether GRRM intentionally called him 'Drogo' so then the dragon could be called 'Drogon' is something I don't know.

>>85637383
Upvoted

>>85637568
kek
>>85637316
I was just there, they told me to tell you to go fuck yourself

>>85637567
I never understood how Daenerys developed affection for Drogo so quickly anyway

>destroys her on her wedding night
>hmm guess I can at least help him achieve more happiness from fugging
>wtf I love drogo now

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Khal Homo
Khal Yolo
Khal Bolo
Khal Polo
Khal Mogo
Khal Solo
Khal Dolo

>>85637670
You don't understand women, do you?

>>85637670
stockholm syndrome kind of thing

>>85637670
She's just trying to make the best of a bad situation. He's literally the only option she's got and he's not a bad guy (to her at least). Plus he's like the definition of an alpha male with a massive dick.

>>85637692
I never did because they're illogical in way too many situations

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>>85634167
Reminder that these two will be king and queen in the end

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Why didn't the Giant who helped Juan capture Winterfell use a weapon? He'd be way more effective using just about anything, like a scythe, a tree trunk, fucking anything just not his fists alone

>>85637767
so sandra could save the day

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139th for alys karstark

What's up with you autists' obsession with this ugly Jew?

Let's talk about Valyria.

>>85637738
Good.

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>>85637791
Is that what Targs should look like?

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>King Robert signes his will before he dies
>no witnesses other than Ned

>>85637823
>yeah let me disregard that real quicc...
t. Cersei

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>>85637801
At least quite a few what with marrying sisters and all

>>85637795
>Let's talk about Valyria.
Hi George

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>>85637362
In someway, Gregor is cute. I think deep down that Gregor the Mountain is a good caring lad but because of his headaches and brutal circumstances, he is violent killer who is looking for help and...love.

Will Sandor and Westeros ever forgive Gregor and give the Mountain a second chance? Gregor deserves a second chance. What is /tv/ opinion of Gregor Clegane?

>>85637854
She would have far less legitimacy if fifty lords and other officials witnessed the will.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13574031
I think we need to settle this once and for all, I will post this again later today as the thread will get pretty busy later

>>85635464
Best House Words.

Been meaning to play as them in the GoT mod to see what special flavor text and nicknames they get.
Crazy how many houses that you wouldn't think get attention in that have things unique to them.

>>85637823
>>85637888
Bobby and Ned weren't the brightest lads, please no bully.

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>Thank you Tyrion Lannister, for killing my son.

>>85637878
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13574031
i'm not GRRM dumb-dumb, I can never be handsome & intelligent as he is.

So what happens in the next episode?

>>85637917
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13574031
People are not as stupid as expected

>>85637933
It was a war cunt.You should do this for Tyrion and Oberyn's bitch.

>What breathes fire

Did we find an answer for this yet?It still baffles me I just can't find anything to fit in.

>>85637670
In the book 13 yo dany seduces drogo in the tent, guiding his hand to her most crevasse or whatever pervy shit gurm wrote

>>85637924
This is a pathetic excuse to justify the awful writing. Since Robert was a good military commander I doubt he was an imbecile.

What aspect of George's autism is your favourite?

I like spelling "sir" as "ser" for absolutely no reason so he could be like Tolkein and make up words

>>85637878
Not him, but I like talking about Valyria, the mysteries and legends, and all of that other shit.

>>85637981
I think it's fairly obvious

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>>85637983
>tfw Dany thinks of Drogo's cum when she tastes nice things
not as creepy as Bran thinking of his mum's mouth when he tastes nice things I guess

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>>85637945
How did you not see the leeks yet? They get posted every day.

Something like this:

>Jon meets with Dany, she dont trust him
>dwarf begs dany to trust jon
>(he cute desu)
>jon goes hunting for a walker to prove dany he is not lying
>arya returns to winterfell
>bran and frogfu still travel
>BRAN DOSEN'T SAY A WORD
>CIA tries to divide and conquer stark girls, by showing arya letter sansa wrote while captive in se1
>Plan fails, no chaos today
>sand snakes get raped?? (wasen't in the leeks)

That sums it up. If I forgot something, feel free to add

>>85637989
breaking fast, mayhaps, tons of others I can't think of right now.

Also, is raper canon? I'm pretty sure Stannis 'Fewer' The Mannis says rapist in one scene.

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>>85637086
send him to based Linda for some re education.

What was the point of the Tyrell posse?

>Le Gay Boy
>Le dumb Homer type.
>Le sneaky sexy lady

Came to nothing and added nothing to the story. Probably about an hour wasted on the professional virgin and she ended up doing nothing.

Le snarky grandma literally got blow the fuck out and she is going to just roll over to the magic replenishing Lannister army.

>>85637917
Voted 4 "R+L=J in both show and books 5"

Results: 5 votes

So for the first time I come on /tv/ specifically looking for a got thread and I find this.
Is all of /tv/ representing autism at its' finest?
And will this cunt Sansa ever die?

>>85638037
Our girl is working behind the scenes to RED PILL GRRM.

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>>85637933

>>85638063
>Is all of /tv/ representing autism at its' finest?
yes and it's beautiful
>And will this cunt Sansa ever die?
never ever

also fuck off tourist etc etc

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>We do not poison little girls here

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>>85637989
>teats

>>85637989
Spelling normal names differently

John -> Jon
Jamie - Jaime
Peter - Petyr

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>I shappose fucking your shstah ish off the thable ash well?

What did he mean by this? Does Jon want to
hit that used up Stark pucci as well?

>>85638037
>women cant be irredeemable auti-

>>85638098
>we just shoot our dads while they're taking a shit

>>85638116
can come off as a bit goofy sometimes though
like Edmure

>>85637989
they call me darkstar and i am of the nights

>>85637989
i liked how he made every major character go through the same decision up until the third book, then he gave up

>>85638031
I can't remember who says "raper" in the show. Isn't it mostly lower class people?

>>85638116
>Jamie - Jaime

Wait what? My brain hasn't even registered that spelling before.

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>>85638078
>When you berate someone for treating you like shit, but you were the one who actually did it and made fun of their relatives dying in a war.
>mfw he doesn't point this out.
>"Yes, Master Tyrion, gimme your cummies"

D&D have given Tyrion special whitewash-the-bad-deeds-away powers, with which he can wipe people's memories - except for Cercei's.

Daily reminder that wildfire doesn't melt stone buttresses, Cersei was just avoiding the trial waiting for The Mountain to clobber the guys they sent to get her and her being blamed for the Sept of Baelor blowing up is all a big misdirect.

>>85638155
Mine didn't when I first started watching (never read the books) and thought the subtitles got it wrong.

It looks different but it's spelled the same, in the end. So no idea what's the point of that. I felt like "Jaime" should sound more french, like Jacques or something.

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>>85638129
>would fucking her be painful?
>im a big guy
>for her

>>85638141
what is the normal version of Edmure?

>>85638024
>Euron brings sneks to King's Landing
>Cersei gives snek tits the ol' poison kiss in front of Ellaria
>Ellaria then gets the Edmure treatment

>The cripple army takes Casterly Rock in an ez fight
>Because Jaime and the Lannister army are busy sacking Highgarden
>Jaime offers Olenna to kill herself with poison, she accepts
>Dio moment when she tells Jaime that she poisoned Joffrey, because he was an awful King, like Cersei is

>>85637989
"Nuncle"
"I shant"
"Mislike"
"The morrow"

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>>85638129
>Hey-uh, Jonnie-boy... maybe I fug ur sishta?? :DDD
What the fuck was his plan?

>like ur mumma??? :DDD
*SMACK*
>Oh, I can't believe you've done this. DDD:

>>85638129
I SHABBOSHE SHAGGING YOUR SHISHTER ISH OFF THE LADDAH ASH WELL?

>>85638205

Edmund? I have no idea.

>>85638214
When will Jaime finally complete his redemption arc and become the king of all of westeros?

Who is the best character in GoT and why is it The Hound?

I hope Jaime kills Cersei and then commits sudoku himself

>>85637879
he's a big guy

>>85638263
QUEEN SLAYER!!!

>>85638214
>>Ellaria then gets the Edmure treatment
being forgotten by the writers?

>>85638214
>Ellaria being treated that gently after murdering her daughter (Cersei's focus for most of GoT).
It's the Mountain's wild'n'fun rape-dungeon for her.

>>85638136

Tyrion did nothing wrong

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What is his endgame?

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>>85638156
Yes, yes indeed.
Also nice funny pic

>>85638301
crashing the fanbase

>>85638214
So basic Olenna dies and nothing else happens apart from filler? Epic

>>85638250

The hound is the only real character going. Everyone else is a joke compared.

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>>85638238

>>85638063
Only big guys and hired guns allowed, no hotheads

Sansa has plot armor, enjoy her shit until the end

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/got/ today

>>85638312
Just described 90% of the show

>>DAABID

>>85638324
PURE CHAOSH

>>85638301
collecting ears

>>85637989

His attention to detail when it comes to the meals being served and instead of using a plate or bowl, people use hollowed out stale bread.

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>>85638336
/got/ every day, this is my life now

>Littlefinger doesn't die from a ladder to the head or a fall from a ladder.

Fucking hack DnD. Where's the pottery?

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>>85638346

>>85638336
Finally Jon and Dany will become A Song of Ice and Fire™

>>85638288
>Makes fun of death of a kid's siblings, who died in a war that was out of his control.
>Rape someone.
>Threaten to rape and murder Cersei's children.
>Treat people like shit.
>Pretty sure he killed random lowborn craftsmen, peasants, etc...
>Kill father, launching kingdom into instability

NOTHING WRONG

(though he is on the redemption path, and the only non-retard - besides Varys - on DAEnerys' council that doesn't give stupid fucking dumb bitch, needless-death, and just outright bad advice; like Olenna, the Sssnek, and EBIN LESBIAN PIRATE GIRL.)

>>85638301
T A X P L A N
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>>85638370

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>>85638366
>wake up
>open /got/

>>85638370
>jaqensperg is back with nonsensical nothing posts
And here I was getting my hopes up thinking that you'd killed yourself

>>85637879
>this is what women actually believe

>>85638403
Deal with it, crying bitch ass punk ass faggor. Nope I'm still alive

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>>85638397

>>85638150
Unlike M'lord vs My lord, absolutely everyone says raper except for a tiny number of people, possibly only Stannis.

>>85638420
it's like a poorly-coded AI trying to imitate human posting habits

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How do I join his raid party?

>>85638273
Exactly

>>85638450
You have to pay the iron price

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how will he die?

>>85638441
Why does Sunspear have a landing pad? Were they Kangz n shieet?

Reminder the series will end with Jaime founding the Republic of Westeros - literally becoming a slayer of kings

>>85637989
Her arousal was arousing

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>>85638414
Gregor Did Nothing Wrong!

Second Chance
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>>85638468
Jaime will die nobly sacrificing himself to do it

He is, and always will be, the Kingslayer

>>85637989
>coz
every time

>>85638450
hope you don't like having a tongue

>>85638483
Gregor's men left out the part about her being 12 in the show.

>>85638471
You're probably joking, but those are the remains of a bridge that connected Westeros and Essos once.

Do you guys actually think George is a bad writer?

>>85638509
Who built such a thing?

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>>85638441
I like that one, but I'd prefer it if the ship shaped keep didn't stick out quite as far like in pic related.
Over all though, I prefer that image because we see more of the city, although of course it's a little unrealistic because it should be surrounded by farmland.

>>85638369
>Littlefinger gets fed up with Sansa blueballng him
>It'sh time that I get my payment, Shansha!
>he starts trying to rape her
>Arya enters as he tries to rip Sansa's clothes off
>Stop right there, Petyr Baelish, original Master of Coin and man who betrayed Ned!
>He turns and sees Arya holding Needle
>Brienne also enters
>He runs away as they give pursuit
>He frantically climbs up a ladder
>just as he's at the top, it falls down and he goes with it
>he gets impaled on a spike or sword that's there for some reason
>Sansa: I guess Chaos really is a ladder

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>>85638493
With loot like THIS?

Worth it.

Plus the r a i d b o i i s and that ship.

>>85638509
>Build the start of a bridge
>"look, we wuz masta arkatechs 'n shiet"

Salt Dornish shits.

>>85638554
Would not be much left for you after Euron is done with her

>>85635691
It was so refreshing, It actually caught me off guard. After that horrible girl power and teasing of Theon, we were delivered sweet justice.

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>>85638468

le mindhack

>>85638509
It was connected by land, why would they need a bridge?

I'm actually a lorefag and I've never heard that.

>>85638535
Isn't it just a castle town? Isn't the city over in neighboring Planky Town?

>>85638509
>>85638533
>>85638560
It wasn't a bridge that was built by anyone. It was a strip of land that had always existed. The COTF apparently broke it with magic to stop men invading.

>>85638581
No it's new to me as well, I think he just pulled that out of his ass 2bh

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>>85638568
Booty must be partitioned.

>>85634578
Alex Hunter?

>>85638560
>>85638533
Salt Dornishs are Rhoynar. The bridge stems from the time when the First Men arrived in Westeros.

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>>85638554
LESS THAN 24 HOURS UNTIL THE BRUTAL RAPE AND MURDER SCENE BOYS

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>it's an entire page of nothing but food descriptions

What will the next thread and episode be about I wonder.

>>85638596
There's a bunch of houses and bazaars where people have settled all around it, so it's formed a large town/ small city over hundreds of years.

There's that chapter with the kingsguard guy who gets killed by Areo Hotah walking around the city at night.

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>>85638603
>tfw no Victarion sailing the seas with his lava hand slaying fools

>>85638618
I thought is was just going to be a poison kiss. Like Marcella died.

It was in the leaks

>>85638537
>Littlefinger gets fed up with Sansa blueballng him
>It'sh time that I get my payment, Shansha!
>he starts trying to rape her
>Arya enters as he tries to rip Sansa's clothes off
>Stop right there, Petyr Baelish, original Master of Coin and man who betrayed Ned!
>He turns and sees Arya holding Needle
>Brienne also enters
>wild orgy ensues

ftfy

>>85638554
I legit hope she has a good life full of love, joy, fulfillment, and just the right amount of sorrow to make the former more meaningful.

>>85638629
Gets my big pink mast all pink and mast like

>>85638637
That's right. I guess I figured they would be smaller because they are all supposed to be small in comparison to Planky Town/Oldtown/Lannisport/White Harbor/Gulltown/King's Landing.

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>>85638629
I like to think he uses it as a literary device.
>constantly provides luxurious food descriptions in the first few books
>as winter comes the descriptions get shittier across the board
>because there's not enough food
who am I kidding he's just writing what he knows

>/got/ spergs out over an ancient bridge supposedly spanning 20 kms of sea
>in a franchise where a huge plot aspect introduced at the very start is this is a world in which a 700 foot tall 300 mile long wall of ice has stood for thousands of years

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>>85638618
Euron is the Valonquar. Slayer of QUEENS YASS, the kino chemo we need.

>Jaime
Only a distraction.
>KINGslayer
Word originating from Valyrian, the GENDER PRONOUN is neutral, it can mean King OR Queen. I much prefer the latter. ;))))

>>85638678
the Wall is magic

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>>85638644
>he believes the 'leaks'

>>85638678
In real life American Indians crossed from Siberia to North America across a land bridge during the ice age. They didn't build a bridge on top of it after they crossed it.

>>85638670
I think all the cities in Westeros are meant to be fairly small.
I'm pretty sure it's mentioned somewhere that even King's Landing is smaller than most of the free cities.

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>>85638678
There was never even a man-made bridge. It was a natural land bridge.

>>85638708
Cause they were...you know...lazy fucks

>>85638678
>>/got/ spergs out
Why do newfags always try so hard to use what they think is "4chan lingo"
No one is sperging out, or getting annoyed, we're all enjoying ourselves here.
Can you fuck off and stop trying to cause problems for no good reason?

>>85638708
WYPIPO destroyed the bridge to prevent further influx of migrating natives.

WAit.

>>85638709
>I'm pretty sure it's mentioned somewhere that even King's Landing is smaller than most of the free cities.
yeah I skimmed through parts of that world book and I think I remember it saying that there were KL-sized cities not even on the map in free cities territory
westeros is a bit of a shithole in comparison tbqh

>>85638706
Episode 1 and 2 was on point

>>85638709
I know, I mean I thought the castles (Winterfell, the Eyrie and it's associate forts, Pyke, Casterly Rock, Highgarden, Winterfell, Riverrun, Sunspear, and Storm's End) were all small in comparison to the actual aforementioned cities.

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>>85638739
>daily reminder that native americans raped, killed, stole and pillaged for thousands of years but only cried foul when white people showed up and did it better

You have enormous budget and 12 episodes until the end of GoT.Fix the show.

If you want to bring a character from the books you have to cast it too.

>>85638802
Reveal that Arya was actually Ned in a mask

>>85638598
Yes but that 'bridge' looks man-made. I think the artist got confused with landbridge

>>85638802
Bran goes back in time and stops himself from climbing up the tower

Prevents it all from happening and he's the only one who remembers

>>85638802
Ryan Gosling as Darkstar
the rest fixes itself

>>85638802
Cancel, funnel funds to Twin Peaks.

Hope future generations spend their budgets more wisely on a better adaption of GoT; or better: LoTR.

>>85638802
12 hours of non-stop lesbian waifu orgy.

>>85638850
>better adaption of GoT
we've been over this : Anime

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>remove Victarion
>add romance story about a man with no cock

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Holy fuck, is this canon? I heard I should check out the Dance for a good Ironborn start. 16, already a Reaver, badass nickname, Valyrian Steel sword, 6 kids, and 4 attractive/strong salt wives.

I think Dalton Greyjoy is my new hero.

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>>85638846
>men call me real and i am of the human bean

>>85638802
Cast myself as Meera's husband

>>85638874
>>remove Victarion
But they didn't, anon. They just changed his name.

>>85638887
>>85638887
>>85638887

>>85638872
Animation would probably be the only realistic way. Unless future tech makes post-production less expensive.

New one
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>>85638894

>>85638892
well at least it wasn't autistically early this time

>>85638872
I'd just say animation, it doesn't have to be weebshit but if nips are the only one who'll make an animated ASOIAF I'd still definitely watch it.

>>85638877
Yeah, he did have multiple wives and the sword. But he got murdered young.

>>85638892
>>85638906
FUCK

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>>85638908
i learnt it from you anon <3

>>85638892
Why make threads before it reaches 300?

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>>85638877
>mfw Greyjoys are BLEACHING and COLONIZING and basically everyone else is a fucking loser

>>85638942
>Dabid in the back

>>85638934
because he's retarded faggot

>>85638942
GRRM getting all that chocolate. No wonder he is so fat.

>>85638956
fuck, is that Weiss' head on the left as well?
top kek

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>>85638802
I'd end it in five minutes then spend the rest of the time on an Ashara mini-series

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At least he is going to be reunited with his one true love, r-right?

>>85635854
>torture porn for shock value is gold
whew

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>>85639556
>shock value
>may save characters life

anon, please take your meds. your family is worried.

>>85638537
>littlefinger
>running
This nerd freezes in fear every time

>>85637075
night king kills viserion and resurrects it
yassss slay queen has plot armor against cersei and qyburn and will "lol drakharis" them

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>>85637989
>mayhaps

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>>85640411
>perbe