:) Edition
https://pastebin.com/4zF1PBay/
Meanwhile: >>85607409
>>85612643
JUMPING MAN VHS . JPG
always cute
First for newCUTE
tfw this the log
>>85612643
CANDIE was COOLED
he fucked Laura and Donna
James is the best
>>85612690
Don't forget that dumb old broad in Season 2
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
david lunch lol
>>85612643
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper gets his mind back. (Pic is normal Cooper)
Listen [YouTube] Eddie Vedder Out of Sand Twin Peaks 2017 (embed) [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed]
>>85612712
>>85612669
Dougie is Johnny doppelganger
just filtered Vedder fags, feels good
>>85612761
Slick
This Vedder meme has gotten out of control
The perfect woman doesn't exi-
>>85612669
>>85612690
>>85612807
>>85612869
STOP SHIELING CANDIE
/TPG/ POSTERS POWER RANKINGS
1. Judyposters
2. Lunchposter
3. Jumping man poster
4. Missoulaposter
5. dOugei poster
GAP
6. /mu/fags
GAP
.
.
.
9000. Laurafags
9001. Candiefags
GAP
.
.
.
9000000000001. Vedderfag
https://twitter.com/Kyle_MacLachlan/status/891373926760292353
More Candie confirmed for tomorrow, by extension more Dougie. Dougie storyline wraps tomorrow calling it.
Let's rock.
>>85612869
P E R F E C T
imagine if her dog was your balls
>>85612901
GORDON COLT LOL
I got banned from the r/twinpeaks discord channel :(
>>85612902
I miss
>thanks, Tracey
personally
>>85612934
will go to con, to ask her to make her face again
>>85612911
ITS REAL
HYPE
>>85612967
>Reddit and Discord all in one place
>>85612967
for goodness' sake anon...
>>85612967
what a bucnh of fags
DALE CUP LOL
>>85613001
>im better than other people because i dont talk to other people
ree normie blah blah whatever libcuck btfo
>>85612972
HEY TRACEY
>>85612987
reminder coop will wake up tomorrow
if im wrong i'll eat a picture of david lynch eating panties
>>85612987
>>85612967
Kek we all need to join and do the same
>>85613047
He wakes up in episode 15, it's pretty much confirmed.
>>85613023
>what is going outside
>>85612911
>vedderfags about to get BTFO already
I hope he performs at the end just to rub it in.
>>85612987
Commercials I Hate has "Candie!" written on the bottom too.
More Jane Levy when???
>>85613050
looks like sasha grey here
>>85613068
its literally called lets rock anon
its happening
prepare your anus
COOP WILL WAKE UP IN THE LAST SECOND OF THE EIGHTEEN EPISODE
>>85613143
If Chet Desmond doesn't return, I ain't gonna be happy.
>>85613127
that's been there since her first appearance
i think the commercialsihate stopped being updated
>>85613047
>>85613097
>>85613143
I smell a LYNCHing
>>85613143
That doesn't necessarily imply that Cooper is gonna wake up, it could just mean that Chester Desmond comes back.
>>85613185
Nah, last episode it had what the bear was saying to Johnny.
FUCK COOP, I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH JERRY'S FOOT
lmao @ those whomst pursue the events that occur within the show excitedly each week.
There is NO way all of these 100+ plotlines are going to resolve at the end, unless the series become super fast paced for no reason all of a sudden in the 3rd act. Hell, to think about it, we're 2/3 through, and the show's still adding new plotlines without resolving previous ones?
Lynch has completely lost his mind, it was clear from the beginning, all the way in 2006 infact, when he made Inland Empire. No way a sane person would classify that as a coherent movie, and it's clear he's only gotten worse since 2006.
I still enjoy the show, but not because of the events that may be or may not be leading to somewhere, because I view it as if each subplot is a skit of some sort, which makes it pleasant, since none of them are connected, mostly.
>>85613298
Lynch will find a way.
>>85613298
>implying every single character wont appear in the finale
>>85613143
>the log lady calls hawk
>Hawk...
>Yes Margot?
>Let's...rock!
>(Hawk stares at the phone with a blank face)
>(Cut to a scene introducing new characters we'll never see again)
This is Lynch we're talking about guys.
>>85613402
who the fuck is Margot?
i don't think coop will wake up otherwise the whole scene of getting his prints is completely useless
unless thats being wrapped up as well
>>85613298
LYNCHED
>>85613402
SPOKE DA TRUTH
listen to me carefully. i’ve been to one of their meetings. it was above a convenience store.
>>85613298
Sheryl Lee is a wonderful, talented, sweet, kind, lovable and intelligent lady with a smile only rivalled by her own voice!
>>85613422
>when you see Kyle in public
>>85613488
Who do you think this is there?!
why is kyle hyping up candie? has she become popular on twitter?
>>85613544
he wants to fug her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UkRvMxE0CM
>>85613511
>>85613544
I bet Candie is just the right kind of stupid to get real Coop to reappear.
>>85613182
it's late sam
>>85612967
discusting.
twin peaks brought me back to /tv/, can't discuss this level of kino on leddit. Plebs there can't handle it.
you Jelly, human?
>>85613544
Probably, seems folks have had a positive response to her character.
also btw
>dale pooper lol
Why were they there?
judy
>>85613641
Bobby's face is gonna give me nightmares.
>>85613641
its going to be hilarious if thats james only scene
>>85613641
Mommy was there wtf!
>>85613655
>>85613298
Inland Empire contains essential Twin Peaks lore.
>>85613641
Ed and James are still Bookhouse Boys so they're definitely going to play an important, though maybe small role. And Tim Roth is just a weirdo idk about him.
>>85613641
for old season fags to attend
>>85613655
DON'T START
>>85613520
haha imagine seeing Kyle in public haha and then you shake hands but you accidentally ejaculate in your pants wow wouldn't that be crazy and then he notices and smiles his friendly face before offering to give you a new pair but you have to follow him home haha and then when you get to his place he tells you to just throw your old pants on the floor and he'll take care of it later and then he comes back with a new pair of pants for you haha but they have his friendly face all over them wow wouldn't that be crazy so you're just standing there in Kyle's home without any pants on and he glances down between your legs and you get all shy and take the new pair and thank Kyle and he hugs you with a big and friendly hug that you never forget and then you leave haha just kidding
>>85613762
judythansk for the (you) ahead of time
>>85613766
>>85613600
>candie says lets rock
>20 minute episode 8 style sequence with dougie having lodge flashbacks
>coop wakes up
>>85613715
MOMMMMYY!!!!!!!
>>85613762
>>85613718
Why did they get Bowie to do a southern accent? In fact why the fuck is even the point of his character?
>>85613858
He's the long lost Philip Jeffries!
You may have heard of him in the Academy!
>>85613858
Oh, mister Jeffries, oh, the shit it come out of my ass
hey fag
>>85613858
Obviously some sort of vendetta against Doop/Lodge spirits
https://twitter.com/Dastmalchian/status/891368438089736192
this guy is hyping too
were probably going to see sinclair fuck up tomorrow
get hype for some dougie pounding
>>85613883
>A Y U D A M E
>Y
>U
>D
>A
>M
>E
>>85613915
>had a dream last night - very hard to describe & at the end of the dream a small man entered my room and handed me an envelope "Pt 12"
Literal retard coop wannabe
why did he lie?
>>85612967
At least you still have all those superating hobo holes to shove your tongue into. That should keep you busy enough to take your mind off of it.
>>85613915
KINO INCOMING
I seriously why people keep lauding shit like GOT like its the second coming of Christ
>>85613994
Let's not.
>>85614024
lets rock
>>85613823
Sounds better than what's actually going to happen desu desu
But pic related is more likely
the cast was hyping episode 8 before it aired as well
i bet 12 will be a big one then
>>85613964
I had a dream last night about finding a bag of dishwasher soap tablets and then I woke up at 4 in the morning
>>85614066
are you the dreamer whose dream are we living in?
Reminder Trek is canon
cutie
>>85614204
If Sheryl Lee ever shows up anywhere wearing a trucker cap and glasses, then I might be
Fuscos are the best bros!
>>85614250
cutier
>>85614309
Cutierer!
>>85614336
>>85614347
>>85613669
Never take LSD and look in the mirror then
>>85614389
>>85614389
Truly the One our savior!
>>85614433
>>85614389
>ywn be Harold Smith
>>85614450
DELETE THIS
CAN IT PLEASE BE TOMORROW REEEEE
What's his endgame?
>>85614450
Do not lewd, anon!
A cute maid appears!
Bingo for tomorrow!
HeLLOOOooo
>>85614450
>NON-EXIST-THIS
>>85614557
>>85614448
Is that her butt in the white lingerie on the right
Holy fuggggg
>>85614491
>>85614587
DPige oi get bino
>>85614450
>this slut is the one
TP wtf
>>85612643
Who will say, "Let's rock?" Oh my God I'm so fucking excited and sad at the same time. Tomorrow we'll be 2/3 done with the revival and I doubt Lynch will make anything feature-length ever again. I wonder if we'll get anything as good as the first half/last few episodes of season 2 before the series ends.
>>85613402
goodnight herk
>>85614618
Harold only stopped being nice when his trust was betrayed and absolutely destroyed.
>>85614645
Chet Desmond.
SAM STANLEY
A
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T
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L
E
Y
>>85614653
Maybe the cunt Donna shouldn't have been looking for secrets.
>>85614653
:c
And yeah, fuck Donna.
>>85614691
>SAM STANLEY
The man who solved the Whitman case???
so why was harold afraid of being outside?
>>85614557
Since when do we have bingos?
>>85614752
Normies.
>>85614752
He knew women were the devil
>>85614751
I find it so disgusting that normies steal /tpg/ memes and post them on facebook reddit groups
Too pathetic to even give credit too
>>85614752
redpilled
>>85613673
I bet it's his only scene, and the fact the entire scene is about someone saying how cool he is, it almost feel like Lynch is making fun of his character from the original series. Clearly they started hating that character after his season 2 episodes since he just "left town" for the rest of the season.
Leland did nothing wrong
>>85614787
What memes have they taken?
autistic reminder that if you think the return is season 3 and categorize it as such, you're wrong
>>85614691
>>85614751
>>85614786
this is what /tpg/ is all about. makes me happy.
Who was in the wrong here?
>tfw the /pol/ got LYNCHED
>>85614844
I call it season 3
what about it faggot
>>85614883
The Elder God for being an evil squid monster
>>85614844
you are equally autistic if you call it "The Return". Frost confirmed that the new series is simply called "Twin Peaks"
>>85614890
ITS AN 18- PART LIMITED EVENT SERIES
What did she mean by this?
>>85614901
What was this all about?
>>85615017
>What did she mean by this?
Meanwhile...
>>85612987
Is it confirmed that Kyle and Candie did fug?
>>85615017
She meant that pic related is an all right person when it comes down to it
>>85615022
Sam was just a little bit pissed at Chester for not getting ANY sleep that night, and wanted to let him know.
But Agent Desmond has his own MO. Modus Operandi.
>>85614787
it's not judyposting is it? HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO.
>>85615017
Tibetan symbol for "Eat me out"
>>85615104
So that was also why he repeated himself?
>>85615136
>>85615140
Yes. Because Chester did not respond the first time, he made sure to let him know a second time.
>>85612643
what makes this show so great? Wondering if i should get into it or not. Legit question.
>>85615136
If Black Lodge Laura gave you the command, what would you do?
>>85615197
Sam really is the 10/10 friend man
>>85615202
>what makes this show so great?
It's mostly the fashion, for me.
What do you think will happen tomorrow night? I'm hoping it will be a monumental episode, given the title. Will Truman & Co. visit the coordinates?
>>85615283
dougie jones hates nigger>>85615210
>>85615088
>>85614890
>>85614844
>>85614719
>>85614643
>>85614624
dougie jones hates niggers>>85614600
>>85614587
>>85614533
>>85614526
>>85614510
>>85615283
DPOjegi get swing set
>>85615202
17 year old highschool girl pussy
>>85615283
great fuck with Dougie, brothers, Candie
>>85615202
It's basically a cheap copy of x-files with a bit of Fargo thrown in.
>>85615330
Anon, do NOT lewd!
>>85615104
He's telling him to wake the fuck up
>>85615323
>>85615371
>different "do not lewd" images for Maddy and Laura
I appreciate your attention to detail
>>85614587
didun' get bluer
>>85615202
I'm not sure if it's worth it to watch a 30 episode series made way back in 1991 to be able to understand an 18 hour unfiltered kino, but I'm sure you'll find a way.
>>85615430
With 194 images, I have no excuse not toBut thank you
>>85613762
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO!
E
L
L
G
O
D
B
A
B
Y
D
A
M
N
N
O
!
NOW ITS GONE
GOOOONE
AND I AM
WHO I AM
WHO I WAS
I WIIILL NEVER BE AGAAAIN
RUNNING
OUT OF SAND
>>85613935
ARE YOU THE MAN?
R
E
Y
O
U
T
H
E
M
A
N
?
>>85615688
>>85614883
mayor milford is one leg of the trifecta of underrated original characters
>>85615371
uncle leland's hair
turned white
>>85615735
I secretly think that song is kino and it will be a magical moment in meme history when it plays.
>>85615819
Sadly passed away in 1994
>>85615819
And the other two?
>>85615907
ernie niles
windom earle
>>85615907
Evelyn Marsh and Little Nicky
>>85612643
wtf im gay now
Remember when Andy's character development was finding out that he was good at drawing?
>>85616134
he looks like a successful kevin shields
Ray Wise is a good guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC8g8d1khtw
>>85612730
Best girl
Who's next for the roadhouse?
I bet Coop and Candie are going to become friends. They can relate to eachother since they're both retarded. It's going to be the best love story ever told.
>>85612726
haha
>>85616366
I have a reliable source that told me it'sEUHAA-HAHA -HAAHAAAA
>>85613836
>>85613715
Imagine making sweet woopie with Ms Watts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=663L-GWQdws
>>85616375
candie is a lodge angel
screencap this
>>85612712
>>85612745
Which is it Eddie?
>>85612966
meh
>>85616458
I want to believe this
I got banned for the raid, call for help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CchSTCyc7_I
>>85616420
Use pic related next time
>>85616366
I really want The Pixies, they don't fit there but I can dream
>>85613019
Fuck this crap. Stop it
>>85612761
Nice font, tard.
Candie is a vessel for Laura's dougie'd soul.
I really love this show.
From 1990 to 2017 it's been a great ride.
I am glad we had this opportunity to relive the old and discuss the new.
>>85614645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxCat9-KaC4
GET HYPE
>>85616773
Agreed 100 %.
>>85616691
deputiy chikin lul
>>85616366
I hope they did a second song, just imagine this playing over the credits of the finale with "In Memory of David Bowie".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5oQubO7BVA
>>85613858
>In fact why the fuck is even the point of his character?
It's fucking perfect.
>>85616573
>>85616773
LYNCHED
YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!
>>85615330
Maddy was 20
>>85613935
Why did they cast the bellhop to look just like Bowie? Confusing
>>85616691
kale cooper lol
>>85616910
Uncle Leland, NO!
>>85616910
PÜTÜNGE, MALATYAAAAAAAA
>>85616366
Lykke Li
>>85616921
But they look nothing alike, anon
>>85617058
they do
t. other anon
>>85612987
DOUGIE/CANDIE SEX SCENE CONFIRMED
>Maddy and Laura were played by the same actress
wtf
>>85616366
Korn - "Creamed"
>>85614218
do you know what actors are
>>85617113
They do not.
t. yet another anon
>>85617169
Now you're just being silly, anon.
>>85616366
death grapes
>>85617169
>>85617298
Sleep tight;_;
>dougie and mr. c are played by the same actor
what the fuck?!?!?!!
What's with this spamming faggot shitting up the general.
>>85617443
>mfw Gordon Cole is played by David Lynch, the director of not only the new Twin Peaks, but the pre-quel back in the nineties
why doesn't lynch brush his teeth?
>>85617452
Reality glitch
>>85617493
Years of cigarette smoking, anon
>>85617169
>no 3rd ginger Sheryl to get killed by BOB again
we truly live in the worst timeline
>>85617504
Is there a joke behind this picture. It is stupid
>>85612911
Don't get your hopes up, three more weeks until Eddie Cheddar gets blown the fuck out.
>>85616366
"THE" DEATH GRIPS
post what song they should play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5wk-6Mn5s
>>85617597
>DIPUTS ER'OUY
>>85616912
She also wasn't in high school friend
Also according to SD she was four years older than Laura so she'd be 21 during the series (unless I missed something)
Come to think of it why were so many adult women lusting for James' underage dick?
>>85617644
WHA----?
AHHHHHHHHHHH-WAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>85614786
Name ONE other flick with a gladder hand
>>85617539
It's already confirmed that the season ends with Cooper dying (for real) and Laura coming back to life as a red-headed manufactured doppelganger. Very comfy ending as she returns to Bobby. Then that redneck kid shoots her from the minivan. Eddie Vedder plays "Jeremy" at the Roadhouse for 119 minutes before "Starring Kyle MacLachlan"
>>85617644
Is...
Is that who I think it is
>>85617661
Shelly was into underaged Bobby
Nadine was into underaged Mike
no one gave a fuck
>>85617717
>>85617758
Shelly was the same age as them, she was in their class but Leo made her drop out of school
>>85617644
>>85617644
WHY WOULD YOU
Friendly reminder that Twin Peaks' ending will be Cooper and Gordon talking like this but in Paris: https://youtu.be/87mWUoKhNyA?t=55s
(pic is Kyle Maclachlan, photo #14)
>>85617691
Literately impossible
I wonder if her and Laura ever practiced french kissing lol that would be funny
>>85617661
I believe that has been established.
>only 7 episodes left
im not ready for this ride to end
>>85617597
It would be much funnier if it was a utility pole instead of a regular wood plank, honestly.
>>85617841
wft Kyle looked like that at 14?
>>85617883
of course
>>85617860
Maybe they bumped clams sometimes too haha funny stuff
is it just me or did kyle's hair look really weird in fire walk with me?
>>85617860
Anon, how many times do I have to repeat myself? No lewd
>>85617860
I wonder if BOB did haha
>>85617920
Looks like its a bit shorter and with a much thicker gel
>>85617860
>you're now thinking of that amateur lesbian kissing video in the back seat of a car
>>85617860
>>85617933
>BOB vs Leland
>>85617644
HELL
>>85617626
>A takyon /ˈtæki.ɒn/ or tachyonic particle is a hypothetical particle that always moves faster than light. Most physicists believe that faster-than-light particles cannot exist because they are not consistent with the known laws of physics.[1][2] If such particles did exist, they could be used to build a tachyonic antitelephone and send signals faster than light, which (according to special relativity) would lead to violations of causality.[2]
>>85617860
t. Leland Palmer
>>85617841
straight story is so goooooood.
>>85617933
Why did she break the glasses?They made her cuter
>>85617644
The capuchin monkeys are not what they seem.
>>85618007
>>85617644
Phillip Jefferies then lived in new York with 6 friends.
>>85618125
Allegedly she hated them but maybe that was because of everyone seeing her as Laura so she began playing along with the idea until she realised that she had to go back to Missoulaas in actually go back there,and be herself again
not get killed
>>85617876
the sands of time, my friend
>>85618251
Maddy was always cool
>>85618267
STOP VEDDERPOSTING
>>85618235
CoME oN BABY Do THE LoCoMoTIoN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRh2L7tJqcI
kale cooper lol
>>85612643
imagine going to a dive bar in los angeles at 2 in the morning and you see this from across the bar.
if only...
>>85618405
wrong thread champ
>>85618363
S3 ends with all the girls doing the locomotion.
>>85618291
Cool consists of 4 letters and starts with 'C'
You can also use another adjective that shares those traits to describe Maddy
david brunch lol
>>85617298
INCORRECT: This man is deceased