/got/ targ shits edition

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Valerian steel keyblades when?

>"""""""""""""""""eternal""""""""""""""""""" /got/ thread
>thread can't even stay up 24/7 during the actual season

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>>85603327
Which other speeches they did ruin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65MQRZKP4YY&t=1s

>>85603327
>7972x3686

this kills the australian

r/freefolk better be joking when they say 'EPIC BOATSEX'

going to burlington bar tomorrow lads, probably be showing up in the reaction video.

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M-mely

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>>85603327
>Thread titled Targ Shits
Bobby B would be proud of you son.

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reminder that Rhaegar named both his sons Aegon in the show LMAO

>Be hand of the king at age 20
>Do jack shit from 40-60
Has anyone ever been as big a failure as Tywin?

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>>85603390
Really? Do something that makes you stand out so we know which retard it is. MAKE THOSE SHITS BOW BEFORE THE KING!

>>85603415
They cut the other Aegon

>>85603422
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Aegon_Targaryen_(son_of_Rhaegar)

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ITT: casting mistakes

>>85603417
>Richest House in all the seven kingdoms
>BTFO second one so hard they AND their friends went extinct
>Got the king by the balls economically
>Shits on dwarf son because he can
I think you mean has anyone been as big of a success as Tywin son.

>>85603419
suggestions?

>>85603446
Tyrion.

He's supposed to be ugly and hard to look at. He'd be a much more complicated character if he was ugly as fuck like he's supposed to be, people wouldn't like him as much either.

>>85603327
>Joffrey is legally related to the Targaryens

>>85603362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LZ0tmZnUOA

>>85603446
Jesus she is morbidly obese

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>>85603446
She should have been Cersei

>>85603446
Wow she really put on weight

How the fuck are the armies so big in the show? Didn't Robb have 20.000 men in season 2, and the north is desolate shithole they have never even shown an urban area yet they managed to levy 20.000? Does the fat fuck even realise that medieval armies rarely exceeded a few thousand, and thats what big countries could muster. Ah yes, the north with winterfell, a few castles and three villages has an equally large army as Charles VIII in his invasion of Italy, which was described as enormous.

>>85603463
Call EURON /ourguy/ on a sign and show it for like, a second or something.

>>85603490
the problem is more that D&D cut all the villainous stuff he does and turned him into Saint Tyrion

>>85603512
I'm not sure, but I believe the North is geographically large

>>85603503
hahahahaha no

Cersei is suppose to be beautiful, you know?

Jon gets Dany pregnant and Dany dies giving birth just like Lyanna.

>>85603537
She isn't in the show

>>85603534
Yeah, the North is suppose to be nearly as big as the rest of the seven kingdoms combined.

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>>85603503
So Lena Headey has millions of dollars but she refuses to fix her crooked teeth WHY?

>>85603527
what villainous stuff does he do?

>>85603490
Who the fuck else would play him though? I get what you're saying but it sounds like the best solution would be extra make-up and shit to make him look worse. Dinklage does a great Tyrion, his role has been minimised a lot though.

>>85603547
your fix wouldn't fix anything

>>85603556
kills book Ed Sheeran for singing a song

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>>85603537
Beautiful, but just beginning to fade, like she was better 10-15 years ago, but you'd still take her if you had the chance.

But you're obviously memeing if you're implying Lena Headey is hotter than Kirsten

>>85603560
He really needs to be a main character still

>>85603569
He said villainous XD

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desu

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>>85603511
Chubby Sansa = best Sansa. I bet dem titties got fatter too.

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>>85603560

>>85603560
The other dwarf actors, Weeman and mini me

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>tfw walder frey
>house is nearly as powerful and important as great houses, but everyone looks down on you for arbitrary reasons
>just want to be bros with hoster tully, he won't even come to your weddings
>kids depend on you to find them matches but nobody will marry them
>robb stark won't even meet with you, sends his mom to tell you that you have to let his big army tromp through your castle and send your men to die in his war
>at least he'll marry your daughter
>get super excited for wedding, be a nice guy and give him your most prized daughter even though you don't have to
>finally starks and tully's will be your friends
>robb stark marries the first slut he meets instead, says he'll give you his dumb fuck uncle though
>the girl's house is ancient, but insignificant - he is outright spitting in your face
>at the wedding he turns into a wolfman and tries to kill you so you defend yourself
>noone believes you
>even your new allies think you're a worthless traitor, only friend is roose bolton because you literally paid him to marry your fat fuck daughter

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>>85603552
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOOK A CAAAB TO FIX YOUR CROOKED YELLOW TEETH

>>85603638
They put a little suit on him hahahaha

>>85603649
>>house is nearly as powerful and important as great houses

No, it's not. All the Frey's have is literally a bridge. Something that can be made obsolete by other bridges or fucking boats.

>>85603556
beats Shae for making fun of him

has a singer killed and cut up into a stew for making a song about him

threatens to rape Tommen to Cersei

strangles Shae in cold blood when he walks in on her in Tywins bed, none of this showbullshit where Shae grabs a knife and absolves Tyrion of any wrongdoing as he's just killing her in self defense

tells Jaime he killed Joffrey and that Cersei has been fucking all sorts of people behind his back, and threatens to kill Jaime if he ever sees him again

>>85603654
What house would Big Poppa Pump be in?

>>85603463
just be sure to cheer when Cersei/Euron BTFO sand sneks/Yara or other "omg so evil" parts

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>>85603560

>>85603556
Killed a singer who found out about him and his whore, then feeds the singer to peasants.
Also when he kills Shae in the books it's i cold blood, no self defense bullshit

>>85603417
He succeeded though. The kingdom was rich and peaceful with him.

>>85603512
They have a fairly large port city which is close to the free cities, and also the North while fairly desolate is fucking huge. Like the size of Canada huge.
Also most of the Houses of the Riverlands contributed to Robb's army along with his northern bannermen.

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>>85603649
>>just want to be bros with hoster tully
>never come to his aid when called in wartime

Reminder the actors for Robert and Tywin don't look like their book counterparts, but played the role better anyway

>>85603654
JAIME WHEN YOU'RE IN THE CAPTIVITY SCREAMING IN PAIN

YOUR SISTER WILL BE ON HER BACK SCREAMING MY NAME

>>85603675
House Steiner "The numbers don't lie"

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>>85603499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q&t=155s

>>85603556
groped sansa's tits

>>85603689
Shae literally cucked him to his own dad, and fingered him in court

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In 36 hours, she will have left us, /got/. It's been a long, fun ride. I will miss her.

Forever first in the general, forever first in my heart.

>>85603556
they also changed the tysha story, removing the bit where he raped her too.

>>85603709
So did Viserys and Varys

>>85603671
>strangles Shae in cold blood when he walks in on her in Tywins bed, none of this showbullshit where Shae grabs a knife and absolves Tyrion of any wrongdoing as he's just killing her in self defense

i fucking hate D$D

anyone got the video where GRRM meets Shae's actress and his autism connects with her, and he's clearly planning the whole time to go home and jack it to her when he's done

>>85603757
>He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

>>85603534
>>85603549
It's nowhere near the size of France and it's an arctic wasteland

>>85603790
kek thought of it as well, post the rest of it if you have it

Season 1
>A giant continent wide war is started all because someone dared to question a king's legitimacy.


Now
>oh you can be queen now because you blew up a church
>oh you can be queen now because you stabbed some old guy from a house that has ruled us for ages
>we have never respected bastards ever but you're king now

>>85603757
How do you know she's not coming back?
She's not important enough to be in the leaks, and might just not be back until season 8?
If anything she'll be back with an army of bogfriends to help Jon.

>>85603805
??? Westeros is the size of south America, brasil alone is twice as big as france

>>85603709
>>85603765
With Robert it's mainly just the height (and age I guess, but he was meant to have let himself go). With Tywin it was pretty much just the facial hair.
Were Viserys and Varys really that different looks-wise?
But yeah, they were all fantastic regardless.

>>85603828
>hahaha COCK
I understand Tyrion is le witty manlet but really, it feels like he did a cock joke every time he was on screen

>>85603805
Scotland/ Northern England is arctic...?
Maybe to a shitskin like you.

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WHERE IS HE?

>>85603852
>A giant continent wide war is started all because someone dared to question a king's legitimacy.

Untrue, it was John Arryn and Littlefinger colluding in the name of CHAOSH

>>85603896
On the roof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

>>85603805
No one knows how big the North is because GRRM is retarded with distances and has admitted irl to take distances in the book with a grain of salt.

What we do know is the North has lots of small villages spread throughout its countryside, and many houses under the starks who hold castles overlooking moderate sized towns.

The idea that the North at peak strength with all their families remaining loyal to the Stark and sending all their forces could scrounge together 10-20 000 is not implausible.

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the guy playing Rhaegar in episode 7, will have long silver hair

>>85603829
“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

In the show, who the fuck is in control of the Stormlands?

>>85603893
Not him, but it does snow in the North in Summer. That's pretty cold

>>85603857
Brazil is several times the size of France. I'd say the North is more like twice as big as France.
>>85603872
Well Robert is supposed to be just a shadow of his former self. I think he did a great job of relaying his character and personality.

>>85603935
Cersei, with some random minor Baratheon as a proxy

Who cares anyway, nothing happens there

>>85603854
>vietcran army
Like D&D would ever do something that awesome. Didn't even have then destroying ironbabbies at Moat Cailin.

>>85603896
practicing how to knock a dragon out of the sky

>>85603944
In the mountainous areas or the entire kingdom?

>>85603828
I like Euron.

Reminder if any of us made this series it'd be worse than what D&D have put together

>>85603924
Looks more like a Young Griff to me

>>85603924
at least he's a cutie
>>85603954
baratheons are all dead on the show, no branch house
>nothing happens there
lel

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>>85603975
>vietcran

>>85603917
>No one knows how big the North is because GRRM is retarded with distances
No, its because he never made a fucking map doodle about the world he was creating. He literally just started writing without even having a mental image of the locations he was describing or the distance they were travelling. He is a literal hack whose writing is only respected because he has autism.

>>85603994
we're neither professional scriptwriters, directors or producers

Comparing them to us is a false equivalency. That's like the surgeon who botched your surgery saying "yeah, well I bet your lawyer couldn't have done any better"

>>85603705
>>85603857
In that case it would have taken Robb years to march South. Bravo grrm

>>85603893
The north is not like northern England you dumb cunt, its northern scandi/russia

>>85604007
Please don't post my waifu, she's pure!

>>85603709
Same for Roose

Ironborn are literally the niggers if Westeros

>>85604022
>years
Seriously? I mean they had a road and everything. Why years?

>>85603975

So after the Boltons died, did the Bolton garrisons at the Dreadfort and Moat Cailin declare for Jon or what?

>>85604022
Lmao, all the wrong in this post

>>85604054
He didn't even act like book Roose in a lot of respects and he was still great.
What shame that he was poisoned by his enemies.

>>85603982
At the start of book one when Robert rides North he's telling Ned how warm it is down in KL and he can't believe he saw snow on the ground up here. Ned replies they were "just Summer snows, nothing to worry about."

So not deep or constant snow, but it seems to at least occasionally snow lightly at normal altitude around Winterfell. And North of the Wall is covered in snow all the time.

I always figured the wall was meant to be along the article boundary, so Winterfell would be at like 60 degree north

>>85603852
>oh you can be queen now because you stabbed some old guy from a house that has ruled us for ages
Who is this supposed to represent?

>>85604102
probably Top Snek, but she's not technically a queen

>>85604022
>In that case it would have taken Robb years to march South.
In the books it takes like 4 months I think? For Robb to get to whenever they first fought the Lannisters. Which was probably the riverlands

>>85603935
denethor son of ecthelion

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>tfw reading the spoilers about the meeting in the dragonpit

laziest piece of writing in the entire show
>DUDE LMAO LET'S JUST BRING ALL THESE FAN FAVORITE CHARACTERS TO STAND AROUND AND TALK ABOUT NOTHING, WOULDN'T THAT BE EPIC

>>85603706
>owns the second most land in the riverlands after the tullys
>furthest away from the tullys, and most land is marshland, which makes moving soldiers difficult
>tullys are surprised when it takes some time to gather your soldiers, hate you permanently for being late

also
when the Lannisters invade in the first book, the freys and the mallisters are too late to the battle, cat hates the freys for it, but doesn't care about the mallisters

freys are treated unfairly

>>85604127
I was surprised finding out the total amount of time that passed over each book. Apparently AGoT covers as much time as the next 4 combined.

>>85604007

I know this is Elsa Jean but where is it from? Reverse image search is no help.

>>85603828
we need one of these for season 7

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I'm still mad we were denied Strong Belwas. I'd actually be rooting for Dany almost I'd Belwas was there and Barristan was actually book Barry with her. Barristan takes out the Titan's Bastard with a STICK in the books, but in the show he can't kill a little girl or some rich Jews that have never seen combat. I hate D&D.

>>85604127
>4 months

Seems about right. It takes 4 months to ride on horse from New York to San Francisco so long as weather permits.

>>85604167
no clue I just save reaction pics from here

>>85604150
mallisters aren't bridge jews and they have proven themselves

>>85603446
>Sophie didn't crush the role of 12 year old spoiled empty headed season 1 Sansa Stark.

She was annoying and we all hated her. Exactly what George wanted. Sophie's Sansa Stark is actually one of the better castings in the show.

>>85604183
the Mallisters are based desu, that doesn't mean the Freys deserved what they got, the Tullys started that feud

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>>85604150
>implying it was the first time the freys do that

>>85604209
And now she's a bloated coke monster. The dangers of child casting.

>>85604217
Tullys are going over, brother. - HH

>>85604150
the mallisters were at the trident just fine, and there were battles in the Riverlands even before that
there's no way that old fuck was actually spending all that time legitimately trying to gather his forces ASAP

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>>85603852
>Mfw the true King in the North returns to Winterfell this week.

>Jon Snow and Sansa BTFO.

>>85604233
It's unfortunate Maisie and Sophie aged the way they did, but can you blame whoever casted them for not knowing being able to see into the future?
In fact with Arya it doesn't even matter, she's not meant to be especially pretty, and if they didn't keep giving her really puffy/ baggy costumes she'd still be a fine Arya.

>>85604281

a tree can't be king

>>85603446
It feels like they cast a lot of characters for their roles in the first season, but as the character changed the actor stopped being able to play them well.
Salsa was good at being a silly girl, obsessed with princes and weddings, but now she's supposed to be this damaged, untrusting schemer and I just don't see it. She seems like the same silly girl, just somewhat bitchier.
Same with 'muh Dragons.'

>>85604065
>>85604084
t. brainlets
Do you even realise what the marching speed of a 20.000 man army in the middle ages would be? Baggage train, foraging supplies in an area the size of canada... This army wouldn't reach its destination until the war was over. Grrm is a hack who clearly hasn't read military history

>>85604233
I like bloated Sansa more than skinny meth head Sansa. She looked hideous when she lost all the weight along with her ass / tits.

>>85604281
what will Bran do to Jaimie for crippling him?

>>85604297
Nah, I'm not blaming the casting people at all. There's hardly a wide selection of child actors. I'm just saying it can pay off badly.
I dunno about Maisie though, the stocky goblin aesthetic can be a bit off-putting sometimes, but I guess looks aren't as important for her character as they are for Sansa so fair enough.

>>85604322
The Roman legions marched at a pace of 20 miles per day.

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I'm at the ocean and I feel like my man Euron

>>85604343
I thought Arya was supposed to look like Jon's mother. A woman so beautiful some playboy started a war for.

Sansa is just a Tully.

>>85604322
Well the army wasn't 20,000 coming straight down from the wall. They came in smaller bits to Winterfell, and then more as they marched down the road. "Size of Canada" is a massive exaggeration of that distance. Got any examples of medieval armies taking that long?

>>85604335
unzip his pants and go "look at it, you have to take responsibility for doing this to me"

Then Jaime will give him a blowjob and then shake hands.

>>85604322
Well Winterfell is in the centre of The North, and right next to a huge long road that goes directly south.
And again, a significant portion of his army is from The Riverlands which is where the war is almost entirely fought.

>>85604386
>just a tully
>implying fishfus aren't bestfus
also beauty had jack shit to do with the kidnapping, it was all about muh ice and fire prophecy

>>85604386
What? Lyanna isn't Jon's mother.

And tullies are pretty, they are red heads without the potato irish genes that come with them.

>>85604402
not that anon, and not saying your wrong but the '20,000' number refers just to his northern army
with the riverlands it was closer to 40

>Net gets taken down for two hours last night
>Receive C&D order from ISP over GoT downloads

Shouldn't have paid the iron price I suppose.

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>>85604399
Are you trying to be funny?

>>85603446
She needs to stop drinking cider

>>85604431
dumb Canadian

should have paid for hbo like the rest of us

>>85604423
>What? Lyanna isn't Jon's mother.
Yes, she is. That was the reveal. There is no greater twist coming. That is where we are at now.

>>85604386
Jon's mother wasn't that beautiful. Ashara and Cersei were superior.

>>85604437
no, branfags are just obnoxiously gay and love telling the world how much they obsess over their badly aged shota

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>>85604423
>Lyanna isn't Jon's mother
is this bait?

>>85603390
Put on a Trump hat for about 10 seconds when the cameras are on you. Try sneak it on.

>>85604470
>That was the reveal
dumb showfaggot

>>85604457
I don't even have a TV. If HBO would just let me pay like $4.99 to steam an episode on their website I'd gladly toss in the shekels.

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>>85604335
Bran takes over Jaime's mind, makes him fuck with the Mountain who then ass-rapes the Kingslayer to death.

>>85604343
Well that's why I mentioned the costumes, people have posted pictures of her here in a swimsuit and she's quite scrawny, but since Braavos the costume dept has given her stuff that really doesn't fit the look the character has in the books/ earlier seasons.
>>85604386
Ned sees her as similar in spirit, not in looks. She's a tomboy, rebellious, etc

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>>85604492
>On /tv/
>Calls a person a showfag
Holy fuck this is some advanced autism.

>>85604505
I'm 97% certain Ned says "you even look like her"

>>85604492
It's going to happen in the books too IF they are finished. GRRM let them run with the rest of the story.

>>85604165
Dani gets knocked up fairly early in Agot and isn't at full term at the end. I don't know how long it took Khal Drogo barebacking her to do the job, but it can't have been that long. So agot has to be 9 months to a year at most

does anyone have anygood links to baratheon/flaming heart phone and apparel merchandise?

>>85604505
Nigger she's described later as being similar to Lyanna, by one of the Stark guys who joined the BwB

>>85604538
I would rather the books are never finished if Lyanna is jon's mother.

GRRM hates clichés, so he better not do it.

>>85604322
A few months. The Crusades were a thing

>>85604492
Yes. i don't waste my time reading fantasy books if I'm going to read.
I didn't read Harry Potter either.

>>85604541
it's about a year, but I'm pretty sure clash is only half a year, then storm is 4 months, then dance/feast is a bit less
If I'm remembering correctly

>>85604580
>I didn't read Harry Potter either.
I'm sad to hear you skipped school.

>>85604572
How is it a cliché? It's fairly obvious tbf, and it's been set up from the very beginning.

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>The big excuberant uplifting moment of the season is a guy fucking his aunt's pussy, and a girl sucking her nephew's cock.

are normies really gonna cheer for this? maybe they will just because they're not even paying attention and aren't even aware that Jon and Dany are related

>>85604572
How is it a cliche? People just predicted it early on. Doesn't make it a cliche.
I hope he sticks to the story he envisioned and finishes it. You know what show changed the story for the worse once people figured out the twist? L O S T. So lets not get that again.

>>85604572
Would anyone really be complaining about it being cliche if the books were all released, complete, at the same time?
I think a fair bit of this agonizing over cliches only happens because there's been years on the internet spent analyzing everything

>>85604585
AFFC is the length of time it takes for someone to go from Castle Black to the Citadel by boat. Which if the sizes given for Westeros itt are true must be about half a year or longer.

>>85604602
>how is the boy who was a nobody actually the chosen one all along a cliché
come on dude

So if Jon and Danny fuck, what relation are they? Step siblings? Half? It's still incest right?

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>>85603925
I could never really get into this pasta

>>85604646
just because rhaegar thought he was fulfilling prophecy, doesn't mean he did

>>85604655
Well Jon is the son of Ashara who has valyrian blood, so maybe very distant relatives, like 18th cousins 5 times removed

>>85604672
>pasta
>posts Meera
funny jojen meme

>>85604655

>>85604611

>>85604655
aunt and nephew, try to keep up you fucking casual
and don't listen to this guy, he'll just confuse you >>85604682

>>85604594
I didn't know Harry Potter was forced reading material in schools now.
I was reading The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, some book about a black kid and his absent father reuniting and getting called nigger everywhere they went, and the brothers karamazov in high school.

>>85604655
Yeah it's incest. But that's what Targs do.

Jon is actually his own father

I'm sorry, but did Robb Stark already lose? Oh, that’s right. The wedding feast isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only at the bedding. Does being shot full of quarrels right after the bedding count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the wedding feast is still going on? Robb Stark and his army are still waging a war and have been winning every battle up until now. They’re feasting with one of the worst lords in Westeros who just happens to have the advantage because they’re feeding off the energy of a thrilling rendition of the Rains of Castamere. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Starks are one of the best fucking Houses in Westeros, they went undefeated in battles last year and would have won the Iron Throne if Edmure didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Robb Stark wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Arya's there, and her and the Hound are going to release Greywind. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling that you’re the only guy making all these anti-Stark topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the House because they’re full of honors. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking Houses on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

no, no anon
don't listen to THIS guy
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>>85604708

>>85604646
being Rhaegar's son =/= chosen one

>>85604360
The romans are neither medieval nor marched in a desolate area the size of canada. Might as well compare them to the wehrmacht

>>85604390
>Got any examples of medieval armies taking that long?
Not at hand, but read on the conflicts of the time period in Europe and imagine westeros being 10 times the size and you'll realise it makes no sense to march a giant army that fast

Reminder that the Baratheons have Targ blood in them.
When Stannis burned his daughter alive that the fire would not hurt her because of her Targ blood, this is why no kingsblood magic was wrought to save his army.
The fire did, however, purge the greyscale from her face leaving Shireen unblemished and beautiful.
Even now she is across the sea rallying the sellswords to claim her throne.
Of course they do not know it's her because she's currently disguised as a boy.
A boy named Aegon.

>>85604782
Rhaegar did all the kidnapping shit in order to fulfil the Prince that was Promised prophecy

>>85604785
westeros isn't desolate you fuck

>>85604492
Fuck off to /lit/

>>85604805
Doesn't mean he was right. It's pretty obvious Theon is Azor Ahai.

>>85604008
Look at this autist. He can't enjoy a good story without maps and factual data.

>>85604785
they're not marching down the whole length of the continent, and again 10x the size of Europe is an enormous exaggeration. Also; they have one single nice big road to go down and they're marching through friendly territory the whole way

>>85604854
that's a funny way of spelling Stannis

>>85604893
The dead guy?

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Friendly reminder that GRRM will never finish the books and all your favorite characters are forever ruined in the eyes of everyone.

>>85604916
lol
fuck off

>>85604806
The north is you autistic child, have you even watched the show

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>>85604916
Brienne was just chopping the tree

>>85604942
>haha look mommy I posted it again

>>85604932
>implying my favourite characters didn't die seasons ago

>>85604942
>have you even watched the show
I actually haven't. I skipped half the show because I read the books, the show is bad and you should feel retarded for watching it.

So Sansa is supposed to be the most beautiful woman left in the show? Who is left to marry her?

Who is more delusional?
Quentyn is alive posters or Stannis is alive posters?

>>85603512
>the north is desolate shithole
The north is not a fucking wasteland, there's cities and towns, 20k men is a reasonable number of soldiers for such a landmass + the Riverlands

But it's worth blaming the show's awful portrayal of Winterfell and other cities

>>85604972
>So Sansa is supposed to be the most beautiful woman left in the show?
No.

Cersei and Daenerys are suppose to be the prettiest girls.

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>>85604970
>skipped half of it
how do you shitpost on /got/ to your full potential?

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>>85604972
>Who is left to marry her?

>>85604993
fuck you, Quentyn IS alive.

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>>85604993
>implying Quentyn is dead

>>85605016
But that's Jon now in the show and he is gonna bang his aunt.

>>85604993
Seeing as you mention Quentyn and are therefore talking about book canon I assume you know Stannis is alive and well in the books, and has several POV characters with him.
So I can confirm this is just a stupid fucking shitpost that only exists to farm (you)s
and fuck you for that

>>85605016
Is that Varys' true end-game?

>>85605046
>leaves enough space for the Holy Ghost to pass, even while married.

>>85605046
>P-preston, sweetie, why are you making me wear the Robin mask again?

>>85603357
but it is?

>>85605046
Wow, Preston looks way more chubby here than in any other pic I've seen.
Must've been quite the wedding feast

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>>85605120
>his name is Robert you stupid bitch

>>85605120
No he wears the Robin mask and she dresses up as momma Aryan.

>>85605121
during this week I have seen it die many times, but mostly because people are too lazy to make a new thread

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>>85603689

The singer was blackmailing Tyrion and Shae betrayed him and accused him of murdering Joffrey, then fucked his dad.

>>85603512
>No urban areas
White harbour you fuckwit

>>85605170
what the fuck are you on about? there has literally always been a /got/ thread in the catalog since like march

>>85605146
>>his name is Robert
t. showpleb

>>85605196
Look kid, its okay that you have skipped most of the threads this week. But I haven't. We made posts and discussions up to page 10, some autist kept screaming to make a new thread, none of us did because we don't care. The thread died. 10 minutes later, another guy made a new got general thread. It happened at least twice on my watch, and I'm here in these threads 18 hours a day, every day.

>>85603638
Not exactly a great character actor

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>>85603917
>The idea that the North at peak strength with all their families remaining loyal to the Stark and sending all their forces could scrounge together 10-20 000 is not implausible.

That's way below what the North should be able to raise.

Theoretical military strength in Westeros:

1. Reach (by a long shot)
2. North (poorer farming due to climate, compensated by huge area)
3. Riverlands (best farmlands after the Reach, limited by smaller size)
4. Vale (limited farmlands due to mountainous terrain but excellent climatic conditions)
5. Westerlands (gold mines compensating for limited available farmland)
6. Crownlands (very small in size but rich farmlands and good climate)
7. Stormlands (heavily wooded and hilly terrain + very wet climate limits amount of available farming)
8. Iron Islands (small population and tiny area greatly limits farming, compensated by mining and overseas trade/raiding)
9. Dorne (small population, arid climate greatly limits farming)

>>85605182
It's a hardly fair to expect someone who only watches the show to know about Whiteharbour, I think it has been referenced twice and not even explicitly stated to be a city.

My favorite part of the season finale is when the Hound stabbed zombie mountain and then set him on fire using red priest magic.

>>85605267
oh ok, I'm an ausfag so I guess I'm asleep then
best of luck to you anon

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>>85604655
>So if Jon and Danny fuck, what relation are they? Step siblings? Half? It's still incest right?

1st cousins.

Eddard Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
Rhaegar Targaryen + Lyanna Stark = Daenerys Targaryen
Eddard promises Lyanna
Returns Dawn to Ashara at Castle Starfall
Discovers Jon, trades him for Daenerys
Ashara fakes her suicide, becomes “Septa Lemore”
Smuggles Daenerys to Pentos to be with Ser Willem Darry and Viserys
Joins Jon Connington to raise and train Aegon the Reconqueror

>>85605255
what?
his name is literally Robert Arryn

>>85605308
NOOOOOO

ITS POTTERY

THIS MEANS D&D WILL DO IT

>>85605179
which is why it's such a disgrace that Dabidx2 felt they had to soften Tyrion by making him kill her in SELF DEFENSE and mutter "im sorry im sorry i loved you xd!"

he was supposed to choke that bitch out cold with fury in his eyes

but obviously we can't have Saint Tyrion Christ doing anything remotely morally questionable

>>85605274
Crownlands also benefit from taxing all the other regions, and receiving grain and crap from them

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>>85605345
>tfw N + A = J fags can never refute the 'Ned is too beta' argument

>>85605345
>Ashara fakes her suicide, becomes “Septa Lemore”
Anon, you need to STOP
It was all going so well too

>>85605401
you can be a beta and have sex if you have a wingman to help you

t. unvirgin beta

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>>85605388
>Crownlands also benefit from taxing all the other regions, and receiving grain and crap from them

There's that but in the end, feudal military strength is directly tied to available farmland.

>>85605423
I'm a beta and I was in two fairly long relationships t b h

>people actually believe Ned would ever cheat on Catelyn

i hate jon and dany as much as the next guy but come on

When will Qyburn reveal his Dornish association and backstab Cersei and Jaime?

>>85605401
Fine, B(randon Stark) + A = J
All otherwise goes the same, Ned doesn't want everyone to know he got cucked by his brother so claims Jon is his son instead

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>>85605423
>ugly manlet honorfag cums inside a Dornish woman he just met
"No"

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>>85605420

Except it is known.

>>85605471
Its because he felt bad he cheated on her that he became an honorfag.

Plus, he never loved or cared for Catelyn. The two didn't even know each other, they were just engaged.

>>85605491
That's the most hideous thing I've ever seen

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WE GO HARD

redpill me on planky town

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>>85605566
they're salty

>>85605530
wait are you implying that he fugged someone else before or after he was married?
usually the n+a thing is before

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Why doesn't Jaime or any of the Lannister bannistermen care that Cersei murdered Kevan?

>>85603327
i hope jon and dany don't meet within the last 5 minutes of the episode..

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>>85605471
>people actually believe Ned would ever cheat on Catelyn

The timeline is vague, thus is perfectly possible that Eddard fucked Ashara at the tourney at Harrenhall and immediately afterward, Rhaegar "kidnapped" Lyanna.

Brandon Stark spazzes out, causing Aerys the Mad to kill him, causing Eddard to marry and knock up Catelyn, after which Robert's Rebellion happens, etc.

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>>85605598
Kek

>>85605630
Varys killed Kevan

>>85605614
I'm arguing for all possibilities
>before marriage
It was for love, or just because he wanted to fuck her
>after marriage
He didn't care for Cat
>muh honor
After cheating, he became an honorfag

I'm trying to cover all grounds, so that N+A is the undisputed truth.

Castle tiers;

>GOT tier
Casterly Rock, Winterfell
>Great tier
The Twins, Storm's End, Red Keep
>Okay tier
Riverrun, Pyke
>Cuck Shed tier
Dragonstone, The Eyrie
>Letting your 14 year old cousin name your keep tier
The Dreadfort
>Cut for time tier
Sunspear

>>85605670
>didn't care for the purest cunny in westeros
anon pls

>>85605658
>the dude on the far right is literally crying
lmao

also look at the fucking giraffe next to the honest girl in this image

>>85605454
is the common pasture like a park where people chill and party or do they keep cows and shit there

being a medieval lord must have been just the best

>>85605658
Am I the only one here who appreciates Burlington bar's existence? I could laugh at that shit for hours

>>85605695
>fucked microFinger Baelish in a threesome with her sister
>pure
She was a slut.

>>85605651
>>85605670

Robb is older than Jon (assuming Ned is telling the truth but it's hard to disguise a two year old as a newborn), and Robb was alive during Robert's rebellion.
So if N+A=J, which btw I do believe, it happened after Ned married Catelyn.

>>85605670
stop saying "honorfag" you stupid fuck you sound like a mouthbreather

Eddard was ready to unfriend Robert for having the Targ kids killed, the only reason they ever reconciled was because Lyanna died

he was always honorable

>>85605658
Look at all those nu-males and hambeasts. Jesus christ can Kim Jong Un just nuke us already?

>>85605740
NEVER HAPPENED
FISHFU A PURE

>>85605659
Friendo this is /tv/ not /lit/

>>85605548
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT

>>85605659
I care about le common people xD so let me kill one of the few reasonable Lannisters xDD

Varys is so shit

>>85605764
this is actually /got/, where /lit/ watches television.

>>85605744
ugh, I want reddit to leave

>>85605658
need to shag burlington chubster

>>85605790
more like where /tv/ reads a novel

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>>85605728
>is the common pasture like a park where people chill and party or do they keep cows and shit there

They grazed their cows and shit there.

>being a medieval lord must have been just the best

Almost as good as being a corporate executive.

>>85605796
yes
she is rather breedable isn't she?
ha ha ha

>>85605818
more like where faggots shitpost am i right haha

business idea : sell dna kits to westeroes to trace their lineage

>>85603552
>British

do N+A=J people think so about the show, or is it strictly a books theory? because i can't believe the show could've been any clearer that ?+L=J in the very least

>>85603362
> All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, bastard. As for this … Reek … if you have not ruined him beyond redemption, he may yet be of some use to us. Get the keys and remove those chains from him, before you make me rue the day I raped your mother.

>>85605860
no one cares about the show, its literally fanfiction

>>85605860
they're just autists in denial

>>85605750
I noticed that as well, guys all standing in the back meekly letting the 4/10 slags roost at the bar.

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>>85605871
It's a raunchy summer rompfest made for the FANS not the CRITICS

>>85605860
There are no show "theories" or at least no legitimate ones because D&D write the show one season at a time with no planning ahead and everything from each season always gets leaked.

>>85603552
nothing wrong with these

why are americans so autistic about teeth, they're a little imperfect so what. no one notices until you start posting closeup photos of her mouth

>>85605871
haha oh man you faggots still believe this? whatever happens in the show is more or less going to happen in the books that may or may not even come out

>>85605849
more like where your mom pusy HAHHAHAH

>>85603327
>Robert Baratheon's grandad was a Targaryen
Wew didn't know that.

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>Euron lives

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>>85605741
>Robb is older than Jon

Again, the timeline isn't clear but it sure as hell wasn't two years between the tourney at Harrenhall and Eddard marrying Catelyn.

These events would have happened within a couple of weeks of each other, meaning at best, there is only a month or two between Jon and Robb.

>>85603327
>white walkers
>A society without women is orderly and peaceful
What did DxD mean by this?

>>85605923
not this autist again

>>85605935
urine will die a painful death by lyanna mormont when she brings down the patriarchy

>>85605934
dumb showfaggot

>>85605420
are you legit retarded?. ashara being lemore is the most obvious thing in the series. you've got to be a special kind of retard to not catch onto that.

>>85605934
that's a woman, anon

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>>85605860
>the show

Is irrelevant.

>>85605974
why are all the ebin twists and secrets in this fucking shithead series just about someone being someone else

hurr jon is a targ
hurr griff is a targ
hurr varys is blackfyre
hurr ashara is lemore
hurr reek is theon

fucking overplayed shit gimmick fuck fuck fewjbgeriabguoqerijgvnjermq

>>85605951
ummm no sweetie in high valerian King has no gender

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>>85605964
>reading inferior LotR fanfic
Lmao son, my reading time isn't wasted on that dumb shit.

>>85605975
Oh, sorry I assumed it was a dude's name.

who is septa lemore?

>>85605974
never reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread

>>85605769
SAY EURON

>>85605770
who claimed Varys was a good guy? he's been prepping this kid for 15 years you think he's gonna let a not-so-bad Lannister stand in his way

>>85605867
>This is the same man who hugged Ramsay after revealing he no longer needed him as a heir

>>85606006
Tolkein is literally trash, my man.

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>>85606006
>inferior LotR fanfic
pleb detected

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>>85606006
superb writing

>>85606025
NO

>>85606006
If Gurm had an actual editor ASOIAF would be leagues better than Tolkein

>>85603552
>>85605918
More British

>>85606002
because the story has a changeling theme. not to mention every person except the captain and his wife on the shy maid ( name of the boat ) is under a false identity.

Lemore is Ashara, Griff is Connington, Young Griff is Aegon or Lyannas son, Maester is wallys flowers, Tyrion is yolo.

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>>85605951
white walkers don't have a society or otherworldly qualities on the show, they're just evil frost darth mauls who want to kill everything

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>>85606064
>still blaming the editor for Gurm
Gurm gets plenty of good editing, he just ignores all of it.

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>>85606008
>who is septa lemore?

The false identity of the noble lady Ashara Dayne, who smuggled Daenerys out of Westeros and helped raise Aegon (Blackfyre) the Reconqueror.

>>85606040
>>85606064
I'll agree he doesn't have the most incredible prose but it's still better than GRUM and the world building is on another level entirely.
The GoT show is entertaining enough but the books are literally 50 Shades of Grey with dragons.

>>85603415
Jon's name is Jaehaerys.

>>85606101
>and the world building
You can't have a proper world, if you don't have tax policies.

>>85604932
Jokes on you, Satin isn't in the show.

>>85606074
Me on the left.

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>People STILL think half this shit isn't going to happen in the books
The most triggering thing for you autists, Stannis burning Shireen, is 100% going to happen in TWOW.

>>85606070
>Tyrion is yolo
Y O L O
O
L
O

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>>85606101
>I never read them
>but I know exactly what they're like

>>85606101
Tolkein's world building fucking sucks lmao

Gurm's is unironically better

>>85606147
*shits on you*
not so fast kid

>>85606147
Found the 14yo.

>>85606143
I read half of the first book and quit because of how tedious and poorly written it was.

>>85606091
Smuggle one kid at great cost and then go raise another kid to go to war with her later on...
What is Ashara's master plan?

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Wish we could turn back time

>>85606179
>tedious and poorly written
E.g.?

>>85606188
Ros should have killed Tywin, D&D are hacks.

>>85606179
>stopping reading a book because of how its written
lmao, that's like stopping playing a videogame because of its graphics. Or stopped watching a movie because the CGI effects are ugly.

You have literal autism and shit taste, my man. Stop being childish and learn to cope with different styles of books.

>>85606179
you think Game of Thrones was tedious but you're deepthroating Tolkein?

>>85606227
>lmao, that's like stopping playing a videogame because of its graphics. Or stopped watching a movie because the CGI effects are ugly.

jesus christ you are fucking dumb arent you

>>85606179
>unironically calling GRRM's work tedious but not Tolkein's work
Found the fanboy, let me guess, you read Tolkein's work first.

>>85606208
Endless descriptions of literally everything down to the details nobody would ever give a fuck about.
GRUM confuses world-building with detailing every single thing that happens, including but not limited to, the characters runny shits.

>>85606002
read the books? and don't rely on just the show, theories and just the wikis you mong

>>85606227
Stopping reading a book because of how it's written is perfectly reasonable, simply because you may have a different taste than people who do enjoy that kind of writing, and it just may not be your thing.

I remember trying to read one fantasy book some years ago and it had a lot of "..." and way too many forced sex scenes with the author describing tits and ass all the time which made me drop the book after several chapters because of that.

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>>85604054
>>85604085
He fills the same role in the story as Book Roose but really he is a very different character

Still an enjoyable one though and I miss him

>>85606264
not going to waste my time reading that utter tripe just so I can fit in with you retarded cunts

there are literally thousands upon thousands of better books

>>85606262
she had cholera
if you think that's not important to describe then fuck you

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>>85606002
>hurr reek is theon
LMAO WHAT

>>85606277
>I remember trying to read one fantasy book some years ago and it had a lot of "..." and way too many forced sex scenes with the author describing tits and ass all the time which made me drop the book after several chapters because of that.
The irony of you not realizing how autistic it is to stop reading a book for such inconsequential things.

AUTISM

>>85606260
you too

>>85606291
there is great literature
and then there is fantasy shlock like ASOIAF and Tolkein that people read for fun
stop acting superior because you think your useless shlock is better than ours