Eternal /got/ general - edition in the title edition

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Jon is going to get Dany pregnant and Dany will die during childbirth.

>>85606587
I need someone with deep knowledge of game of thrones to answer this.

Who has the largest vagina?

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Hi /got/ rate my fanart

ASOIAF IS OBJECTIVELY SHIT
IF YOU FOLLOW IT LIKE THE BOOKFAGS DO AND KNOW ALL THE DETAILS AND SHIT YOU HAVE A DOUBLE DIGIT IQ

-fact

>>85606611
arya

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>Carcosa

>>85606611
lady stoneheart

>>85606638
anon, OP specified not to bring the autism here

>>85606587
Jews are evil.

>>85606611
Daenerys, she birthed a dragon
Bronn's wife, she got fucked by a mob of peasants
Catelyn, she got necrofucked by a bunch of Freys

>>85606611
Melisandre

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>Please. A sword, that's all I ask. Let me die as Theon, not as Reek
Being Theon is the definition of suffering

>>85606638
OP said don't bring it here faggot

>>85606638
>If you enjoy something schlocky/ fun, you can't also enjoy intelligent "high brow" art/ literature too
t. insecure mouthbreather

>>85606654
>>85606679
I don't listen to faggots

>>85606665
>Catelyn, she got necrofucked by a bunch of Freys

Is this true or are you fucking with us?

>>85606635
Did your girlfriend do this???

MARRY HER!!!!!!!!!!111!1111111111

*upboat and gold*

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>Theon looks more like Euron than Balon
Was Balon's wife SALTED

>>85606705
Did you even read the books?

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>>85606674

>>85606705
It's real.

>>85606654
>>85606679
I don't listen to faggots

>>85606699
you are the one who is insecure
at what point did I mention tolstoy? I didn't
stop projecting you petulant tardigrade

>>85606665
>Daenerys, she birthed a dragon
from her vagina? when?

>>85606749
In the books A Game of Thrones.

Mirriz Mar Dhur or however she was called killed him.

new rule

don't respond to the tolkeinautist

>>85606644
>Lost Carcosa is in Westeros
>Fantasy Flight Make Arkham Files board games
>Fantasy Flight make ASOIAF board games

THEY ARE ALL LINKED YOU CAN LITERALLY GO THROUGH A PORTAL TO CARCOSA IN ONE GAME THEN IN ANOTHER GAME PLAY GAME OF THRONES WITH THE SAME CHARACDTERSDG SDH OH MY FUCK

>>85606743
Ok, you've had your fun
Can you fuck off now, this little performance has stopped being funny

>>85606743
The fact that you are so mad, you tolkein fanboy proves you were wrong last thread and are in high defense-mode.

No one should reply to Tolkeinfaggots.

>>85606705
It's true. All of it.

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>>85606777

>>85606783
>>85606786
pretty sure he's just fishing for (you)s at this point
stop entertaining him

>>85606786
no ones mad (except you), and as a matter of fact I literally have not mentioned tolkien once LMAO

>>85606783
Think I shall continue

Reminder /got/ supports the faith of the 7. Take your heathen shit elsewhere

>>85606736
>>85606725

give me a source you fucks

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So why are there skeleton wights?
Shouldn't the cold preserve the corpses

and she shat and she shat
and then she shat some more
sharting all the while

can really tell this was written by an american

>>85606882
This guy George R R Martin wrote some books about it

>>85606882
https://www.amazon.com/Storm-Swords-Song-Fire-Book/dp/055357342X

>>85606889
you think frozen flesh won't fall off a skeleton that is constantly walking around?

nigga r u fucking dumb

>>85606877
This. We need one of those flag-bearer memes for the religions.
And thank based Ned for expanding the Faith into Winterfell :^)

>full episode scripts are out

Tyrion stands outside listening to Jon and his aunt fuck.
Wedding scene of his parents clipped into Jon's sex scene.
No naked Sansa scenes
Arya and Sansa are the new Disney Frozen sisters.
Hound and Mountain look at each other sternly and that's it
Hound finds out the Stark sisters are together and smiles
No miscarriage
Jamie dumps his sister
Euron kicks ass all season, sees a walker, asks if they can swim, when told no he packs his entire fleet up and fucks off thebthe iron island.
Zombie dragon blasts the wall down
LF dies in front of the Vale lords.
Not a single Ghost scene

>>85606945
I read the books and I don't remember it

>>85606943
>>85606945

the exact paragraph or some wiki shit please

>>85606882
>>85606945
Sorry, it was this one, I think.

https://www.amazon.com/Feast-Crows-Song-Fire-Thrones/dp/055358202X

>>85606889
dude flesh falls off of living people in the cold
why wouldn't it fall off skellies

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>tfw after years of building a gigantic army you are about to land at your home that you havent seen since you were an infant

>>85606973
You might need to re read them then.

>>85606979
>wiki
Get the fuck out you retard. And no, I'm not opening my books anytime soon, I sealed them.

>>85606972
Euron just asking if they can swim then fucking off is pretty smart

Couldn't the Ironborn just sail around the world raiding until this all blows over

tolkien: 1
GURM and his mouthbreathing legion: 0

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>>85606989
>Arrive in Episode 1
>Your fleet gets blown the fuck out on Episode 2 along with your desert allies.
>Your Unsullied get blown the fuck out on Episode 3
>Your flowery allies get blown the fuck out on Episode 4
>Your dragon gets blown the fuck out on episode 6

>>85607020
That's exactly what he intends to do.

>>85606973
how the fuck do you read the books and not remember that chilling epilogue? Are you a wikifag?

>>85607043
here's a pity (you) since your last 2 posts are coming up dry

>>85607053
wtf i love D&D now

>>85606889
there's no cell regeneration in a dead body, anon. come on now.

>>85607062
This. It was some sobering shit when she suffocated Merrett Frey in her vag.
Heavy stuff.

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Why does the leader get the most rotting, shitty horse

Any one disagree? Also what would you say for other free cities and parts of Essos?

Braavos - Venice
Pentos - Florence
Volantis - Constantinople
Myr - Genoa

>>85607104
I don't even understand why they are on horses. There are mammoths up north. The show is such trash.

>>85607043
STOP FUCKING CHASING ME HERE, I HAVE TO HEAR IT EVERYWHERE THAT TOLKIEN IS BETTER THAN GRRM, JUST LET ME ENJOY THIS, LOTR IS TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED AND HARD TO READ, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE PLESE

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>>85607126
>replying to your own post

>>85607104
>no ice spiders
dropped

>>85607126
>replying to yourself for replies
Have a (You), you dumb tolkeinposter

>>85607126
shamefu dispray

>>85607141
>m-m-m-muh ice spiders!
even in runescape they werent interesting

kek this pathetic faggot is still at it

>>85607133
>>85607144
>reepppeeppeepppeepppeeepeeepeeeply

>>85607144
>>85607133
you guys are delusional ha ha ha
I never reply to myself, would post screencap to prove it but I genuinely do not care enough

>>85607169
The fact you think mentioning runescape is a good idea speaks volume of your childish mind.

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>>85607104
He's gonna get a flying mount soon anon

You guys better be memeing about Jon being called "Aegon". Of all the Targaryen names they could have chosen, including Jahaerys, why would he give his second son the exact same name as his first? I thought Rhaegar was smart.

>>85607200
rhaegar was smart, but bran was the one controlling him at the time

are these gurm posters still whinging about tolkien?

These threads aren't even about LOTR why do you keep bringing it up? holy shit I know its the one and only fantasy series but seriously let GoT have its time in the sun

jeez

>>85606989
Suggesting she's taken an acting class in the last decade or done anything but cost on the reputation that her tits earned her.

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>>85607200
But we are not even memeing. We are just copy pasting what the leaks say. And the leaks are 100% confirmed true.

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>>85607200
Doesn't matter how smart he was, cuz Bobby B crushed his fucking sternum in like a can.

>>85607189
Remember the CGI artist who refused to do something stupid. I am thinking that maybe the stupid thing was skeletal dragon wings.

>giving jorah alcohol when sam could have given him milk of the poppy

explain this

>>85607243
THICC
where from?

Are Ironborn immune to being wights
If Jon is because he is dead, why wouldn't their drowning ceremony function the same

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>>85607200
its literally confirmed

>>85607262
That and the dragon would be a fresh kill
Why would it be all skeleton-y

>>85607301
r u dumb
(don't answer)

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>tfw winter was coming
>tfw "Was it rape?"
>tfw Storytime with Old Nan
>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere
>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS
>tfw "Hi /tv/, this is Edward Starch"
>tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity
>tfw no chain
>tfw it fit
>tfw merlings were everywhere
>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs
>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts
>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>tfw you were haeving problems
>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros"
>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!"
>tfw Talisa was a spy
>tfw Roose finally got loose

/got/, I dreamed I was old.

>>85607311
>breathes blue fire

why the fuck wouldnt they make it ice? wtf

Reminder this is our objective tier list.

Shit-
Dany
Jon
Tyrion

Plebian-
Dario
Arya
Jorah
Sansa
Bran
Grey worm
The mountain
Hodor
Ned
Edmure
Oberyn
Tommen
Margaery
Loris

Ok-
Ghost
Cersei
Bronn
Lyanna
Varys
Tormund
Robert
Ygritte
Reek
Pod
Walder frey
Faceless man
Ser Rodrick
Ser Pounce
Joffrey
Waif
Melissandre
Lancel
Pycelle

Patrician-
Shireen
Ramsay
Stannis
Littlefinger
Brienne
The hound
Tormund
Sam
Septa Unella
Meera
Spice King
Shaggy dog
Roose
Olena
Davos
Mord

God tier-
Nights king
Qyburn
Jaime
Blackfish
Ser Alliser
Robbin
Euron
Mace

Elder god-
Tyene
Tywin
Randyll Tarly
Rhaegar

why does everyone keep calling the wights zombies? they aren't infected and they don't spread the infection. they're reanimated corpses.

>>85607279

It's more dramatic this way. Perhaps they forgot about it as well.

>>85607346
>hello I am a contrarian faggot and I base my entire personality around being the opposite of whatever I deem to be "reddit"

the post

>>85607346
>he forgot Jamie
fuck you anon

>>85607382
maybe because no one really gives a shit

>>85607345
Because that doesn't make sense anon
What is ice breath gonna do to the Wall, hail on it?

>>85607346
in terms of what?

>>85606587
Reminder that next season Theon will kill Euron and that's not a bad fate for him even if it's obvious

>>85607346
oh never mind I misspelled it
good list anon

>>85607382
aren't the original voodoo zombies or whatever just reanimated non-infectious corpses?

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>Court of the Iron Throne then
>Numerous important political figures, supporting cast, minor nobles, various factions of security such as the Lannister House Guard, Goldcloaks and Kingsguard

>Court of the Iron Throne now
>Cersei and Jamie

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>We all laughed at this cosplay
>It was Bran warging from the final season to warn us

>>85607484
because they blew the rest up

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>>85607346
>Rhaegar
>Elder God tier
Fucking Targ shitboy, I think Robert must have missed a few of you.

>>85607115
>mammoths
>fast

blackfyres did LITERALLY nothing wrong

>>85607279
It sets up the joke of Sam also taking a hit.
Logic has no place is post S3 GoT.

>>85607524
>gets killed by a fucking boar

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Why did they focus so much on these two? Their scenes contribute absolutely nothing to the story.

>>85607279
You think Sam's social deft enough to acquire some milk of the poppy? They don't give it to you legally unless you're a full maestar

>>85607499
Would it be so hard to cast a Merryweather and Waters to show Cersei filling her court with smart ass yesmen?

>>85607560

She's the most attractive female on the show willing to get naked.

>>85607560
Dieversity, accept those niggers into your country ANON!

>>85607526
We've only ever seen them trot on the horses
also
>Skeleton horse
>Being able to gallop without breaking a leg

>>85607568
sounds like something that would take up screen time better spent on dickless sex

>>85607498
Fucking Dorthaki taking all the best white women ;_;

>>85607576
>he wouldn't taint the pure white race and breed with missandei
kinda gay

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>>85607554
>Poisoned
>Drunk as fuck
>Out of shape as fuck
>Still manages to murder the boar while it's goring him
Oh wait, he also hit Rhaegar so hard his fucking chestplate IMPLODED and shat out rubies.

>>85607576
they are both mixed race though

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You have been blessed by the presence of the one true King of the Seven Kingdoms, Stannis Baratheon.

To ensure his safe return to the world of the living for him to drive back the frozen threat beyond the Wall, reply to this post with "I still believe in Stannis."

>>85607560
We got some prime caramel ass and besides Obamas gonna die next episode anyways

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>>85607534
DAEMON WAS THE RIGHTFUL KING

DAERON WAS A BETA FAGGOT

FUCK YOU BLOODRAVEN

>>85607603
I dont care how hot a nigress is, their DNA creates psychotic retarded humans who will destroy civilization if left on their own. I would fuck a nigress but I will never impregnate one.

>>85607446
Zombies were invented by George A A Romero is the late 60s

>>85607185
>no argument
good try retard

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Does anyone else think Ned is alive? Think about it.

>Very smart man, finds out that the King is a bastard. Goes directly to overthrow him? Unlikely, Ned was too smart.
>Hires one of the faceless men to enact for him, that is who gets beheaded
>Knowing he can't show his face anymore, he goes into hiding but watches and keeps track of his family
>Likely north of the wall, making plans to take out the white walkers (because he knew from episode one they were real)
>Somepoint in S7 he'll come back to Jon and tell him he did good, tell him his plan
>Only comes out of hiding because he knows the dragon queen is the edge they need to take out the Queen

>>85607575
Forgetting Melony

>>85607640
i thought the concept went back to some jamaican shit, maybe not the word though I guess

>>85607662
>very smart man
stopped reading there

>>85607611
No they are niggers, Grey worm literally looks like an apefrican fresh from the continent.

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Will a wight giant kill a dragon with his bow?

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>>85607610
This. Prime Robert was nigh unstoppable.

>>85607662
T H E
U L T I M A T E
T W I S T

>>85607689
he doesn't
his complexion is too light

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>Friki says that the wall is breached by fire not by any mark of bran or anything

HAHAHAHAHA PLEBS UTTERLY BTFO

A P O L O G I Z E NOW

>>85607654
He is right, you know.

>>85607662
I personally believe the theory that Ned warged into a pigeon and was killed again when Joffery chops up the bird in his pie

>>85607662
Everyone knows Rolly Duckfield = Ned. NCW even confirmed it.

>>85607614
I believe in Stannis

>Grey Worm
>Faithful, Loyal, Strong
>Survives Mereen while so called 'Lord Commander' gets shanked by some mooks
>Understands that it's more alpha to let a woman come to you instead of aggressively hitting on her like a douchebag
>Knows going down on women is what real men do

Kek, dudes castrated and is more of a man than anyone on /got/.

>>85607110

Tyrosh and Lys: Tunis and Algiers
Qohor: Kiev
Norvos: Budapest (because one side for the rulers, Buda, one side for the plebs, Pest)
Lorath: Copenhagen

>>85607695
No, Chekhov's ballista will be used to take one out though probably.
Which means after ice dragon and dead dragon, there'll only be Drogon left in season 8.

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>>85607662
>Very smart man

>>85607662
The Night's Watchmen from the opening scene of ep 1 is still alive and will win the game of thrones

>>85607686
t. littlefinger

>>85607774
yeah fucking right like theyre not going to keep one alive just to give to MUH JON STU

>>85607774
Drogon survives the Ballista with no permanent damage.

Jon Snow will ride the other dragon.

>>85607774
>season 8
Season 7 is the last season bro.

>>85607337
>no Starks=Snarks

>>85607735
>still no argument
good try retard

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This is Shaadovv, he's the special white walker

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>>85606587
>>/got/ general

Is this my life now?

>>85607805
why don't u just read the leaks dummy

>not knowing every line of dialogue and every event in every scene for the next 2 seasons already

fucking casual gimp

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85607823
Not the same guy, though, he won you lost deal with it nerd.

>>85607325
lol my bad

>>85606743
t. underachieving """""""intellectual"""""""

>>85607808
>>85607774
>Qyburn introduces this groundbreaking new technology
>Later in the exact same episode we see that ballistas are already standard warfare technology utilised by Euron's fleet in their attack

>>85607567
All he has to do is steal some. He did get into the SUPER SECRET RESTRICTED AREA of the library with little effort after all

Dialogues are getting unbearable. What are they thinking ? I had to force myself to watch the new season episodes.

This meme show ends in September right?

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>>85607737

>>85607906
there is one season left and then we will have another 20 years of prequel series

the GoT ride is just beginning

>>85606674
Why are they kipping him alive? What can he offer to the show? His character was a cocky traitor in the 2,3 season. Now he is just a non stop crying bitch

Reminder Jon Snow is a wight

>>85607895
Euron is using Fire Elementalists (aka: mages, warlocks, wizards, whatever you call them), not siege weapons

resorting to "not an argument" is a telltale sign of a stupid autistic freak

>>85607614
I still believe in Stannis

>Cersei wasn't satisfied with this
>Made it her life's work to belittle and insult Robert until he was a fat, drunk mess

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>mfw the only """"evidence"""" Asharafags have that Ashara and Ned are Jon's parents is that Ned danced with her at Harrenhal and the word of a 14 year old boy who was a baby when Jon was a baby

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>>85607895
Dongo got murked by one built on the wall few seasons back

>>85607524
Fuck off robert poster. Rhaegar was the prince that was promised and your drunk fat ass had to kill him.

>>85607822
Fuck that theory. Guy that created it kept trying to force it with his Cleganebowl ripoff stuff. "Da fuckin Winterbowl Get Ready Get Hyped"

Cheap Yi To knock off theory peddled on the corners in Flea Bottom.

Why did Jon see nothing after his death? There is an afterlife, right /got/?

>>85607985
beric didn't see anything either

The fact D&D is making Lyanna marry Raeghar proves billions of people watching the show that D&D is determined to shit on Baratheons to death.

>they kill Renly with meme magic
>they kill Robert off-screen
>they kill Stannis like a fucking bitch because they always hated him
>now they are going to invalidate Robert's Rebellion
Why do they hate Baratheons so much?

>>85607971
rhaegars chest didnt hold up so good against a warhammer

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>>85607895
Season 4.

>>85608018
They're the baddies

>>85608024
robert was a strong guy

>>85608038
search the one in season 2, based showposter

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>>85606610
Hey New Hampshire what the fuck is your problem

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>>85607788

I'M DED

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Where are the Thenns

>>85607895

It wasn't a statement of 'look what we've built', more of a 'we're mass producing this shit'.

>>85607872
>still no argument
good try retard

>>85608105
no, the dialogue literally said he pulled the finest maesters and craftmen in the real to develop it

>we do not kneel
>jon ya da king in tha north!

Fucking wildling shits

>>85607757
Pretty good anon, thanks

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>>85608048
for rhaegar

>>85608073
I miss these

I miss Tangled too

>>85608102
ded

>>85608018
>now they are going to invalidate Robert's Rebellion

The rebellion only started after Aerys decided to burn Rickard Stark whilst Brandon was strangled, then Aerys called for Robert's and Ned's heads.

>>85608125
>>85607757
Lys: Malta

>>85608119
in the realm to develop it*

>>85608102
extinct

>>85608120
that isn't what we do not kneel means. they have made it clear in the show that they choose their leaders, they did it with mance, and they did it with jon

>>85608169
>>85608119

Showrunners are a plague in this land.

>>85608120
They picked him tho

>>85608169
no he didn't though
he just said they've been working day and night

might jsut be they've been making shitloads of the things

>>85607757
>>85607110

Ancient Valyria: Ancient Greece
Old Ghis: Persia

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>>85608102
>Styr and his people take pride in the fact that they are Thenns, who have lords and laws, unlike the other free folk.

>I'm going to eat your dead Mama, and I'm going to eat your dead Papa.

>>85608218
valyria is rome, not greece

>>85607578
I'm not certain anon, but I suspect magic may be involved

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>>85607614

I still believe in Stannis

>>85608038
That's a Scorpion. It's a 'big' crossbow. A Ballista is a crossbow turned into a piece of actual Artillery.

>>85608159
You stupid mongrel. If Aerys said "no, I won't return lyanna" the Rebellion wouldn't have stopped there.

The rebellion already started, if Aerys didn't return Lyanna then Stark and Baratheon would still rebel to death. You are a retarded inbred targaryen child if you cannot see this.

Visiting Aerys was just a way to solve this diplomatically before blood started flowing. The rebellion started the moment Raeghar kidnapped a bitch that belong to 2 other Great Houses.

A ballista probably couldn't pierce a dragon's heart unless he'd already had his scale knocked off

>>85607971
>Prince that was Promised, legendary hero destined to save the world
>Literally BTFO by a whoring drunkard because targs are just that shit without dragons
STAY MAD TARG BRAINLET.

>>85607928
He's the best character though.

>>85608258
>Visiting Aerys was just a way to solve this diplomatically before blood started flowing.
Brandon marching a small army to King's Landing and shouting "Rhaegar, come out and die!" doesn't sound very diplomatic.

>>85608291
which is why it won't work this season, but maybe it will next season when they have more at hand

>>85607928
Azor Ahai

>>85608218
Lockstep Legions, Famous for long straight roads, mercantile city states pop up in in the region, famously became a world power after destroying an older empire (Carthage/ Old Ghis)
Area of old empire is now the hub of the entire world slave trade
I mean you have to just be trying not to see the obvious anon

>>85608307
Theon is the only well written female character in the franchise

>>85608018
Dumb and Dumber probably don't even know who the Baratheons are.

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>>85608353
DELETE THIS

Will Kelly C die?

Why don't they just ship the stonemen over to fight the white walkers?

>>85608368
yes, prophecy says so

>>85608343
>Azor Ahai

Theon is? Not so sure about that one.

>>85608307
this.
>>85608353

>>85608364
Whats his endgame?

>>85608318
>Brandon marching a small army to King's Landing and shouting "Rhaegar, come out and die!" doesn't sound very diplomatic.

You're right, that's alpha as fuck, Aerys, the beta fag he is got felt so threatened that he had to murder both Bradon and his father in the most gruesome of ways.

>>85608233
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>>85608419
Name one time prophecy has been correct

>>85608258

What the fuck are you going on about? I'm saying that Robert was actually quite patient before he declared war and started the rebellion, considering his wife went missing. I think you're blinded by all the Baratheon semen in your eyes to be able to read properly.

>>85606638
fact you're a moron frodo

>>85608494
Every single one. It's just that the interpreters are usually shit at their job.

>>85608494
Cersei's children died

>>85608364
You haven't seen me for a almost full season, I have no dialogue now, so ill just cry every episode.
>>85608494

'arry potter

>>85606674
He did this to himself.

>>85608528
This is just making events retroactively fit vague prophecy. If not one can interpret it properly, it just means it's vague enough that almost anything can fit.

>>85608530
Woah, it's not like all humans die. What an amazing 'prophecy'

>>85606972
ice dragon turned and mounted by the ice king uses its ice fire to melt the ice wall.

bravo d&d

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>>85608364

>>85608468
>Vassal of yours marches into YOUR CITY
>Demands your son come out and get merked by him and his bitch crew
Do you expect a king to not protect his kids from some rowdy ass northern savages?

>>85608494
Read the books you retard

I don't understand how Euron is the bad guy

>>85608601
It was not more specific then your kids will die? I remember that old gypsy woman told for exactly how the kids will die.

Any anon remembers?


>>old gypsy woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1WMrTUFVfo

>>85606972
>No miscarriage
why

does anyone have a webm of missandei undressing? I was fucking DIAMONDS

>>85608687
if a penis between the legs lay
a villain he must be, for you to slay

>>85608724
you have very bad taste

>>85608710
>Oh, aye. Six-and-ten for him, and three for you. Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds, she said. And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you.

>>85607262
>Remember the CGI artist who refused to do something stupid

source?

>>85608817
twetter

someone post thot begone

>>85608344

Disagree but not strongly. Could go either way. Greece also had hoplites, slaves, took down an older empire, established many daughter colonies

>Soon comes the pale mare, and after her the others. Kraken and dark flame, lion and griffin, the sun's son and the mummer's dragon. Trust none of them. Remember the Undying. Beware the perfumed seneschal.

>>85608868
mmm daughter, delicious.

>>85608353
Freshly turned trans Theon(Thea) and Varys will have the best 25 minute sex scene featured in a season finale.

>>85608885
This one was for Dany right? What did it meant again?

I can see Victarion and Quentyn.

>>85608797
How can Jamie choke her with a golden hand?

>>85606979
"The lifeless body of Catelyn laying in a blood spattered floor, was gazed upon the sons of Lord Frey. They grabbed her and took turns on desecrating her naked body after the daughters stripped her clothing away".

>>85608957
Its Tyrion.

>>85608885
>mummer's dragon

Hard to tell if this means Aegon is a fake or if it's referring to Varys being a mummer.

Is Arya named for Jon Arryn?

>be sick
>decide to watch GoT to catch up on latest memes
>cringy as fuck scene where the brown servant corrects emilia clarke with the 'genderless' noun

is this real life?

>>85609000
would be cool

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>>85609027
I'm afraid it is.

>>85609027
Fucking retarded Anglos, I swear.

>>85608935
>Kraken and Dark Flame
Victarion and Morrqourro
>Lion and Griffin
Tyrion and Jon Con
>Sun's son and Mummer's Dragon
Quenton and Aegon

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>>85609076

>>85609027
Convenient how she didn't correct her about "men" being genderless when she said "all men must die, but we are not men".

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>Dabid, with his hilarious sidekick Dan, are on a top secret mission to ruin the franchise ! If Dabid ever wants to win emmys again he must push diversity and feminism before the fat man finishes his books !

>>85607498
I fucking hate nerds that are so utterly unaware of themselves. At least Chunks Drogo had the decency to wear a fucking girdle

>>85609097
Thanks
> Morrqourro
I had forgotten about this summer islander until you brought it up again.

>>85609139
>>85609076

CRASHING THIS SAFE SPACE.

>>85609139
GIVE YOUR UNCLE A KISS

>>85609076

>women rulers are hellbent on revenge instead of actually ruling
>utopia

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>>85608246
I hate these. Sometimes she can be funny, but then she just brings the entire thing down with her forced Tumblrisms and obvious SJW slant on everything.

>>85608246
>chryswatchesgot

>"all dese steps...I BET DRUMPF DID THIS!!! XD"

Will this Tumblr tranny have a meltdown after GoT ends?

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>>85609076
>But just as the Mother of Dragons’ queendom was beginning to look like a cockless feminist utopia, in swung Euron of House Douchebro, King of the Fuckbois, Protector of the Patriarchy. And of course he arrived on a long, phallic plank.

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>>85607738
THIS

>>85608868
Greece wasn't really a thing though until Alexander the Great's daddy.
Lockstep legions clearly conjures up imagery of completely uniform soldiers rather than the more individualistic hoplites of the greek city states.
Roman cities were quite clearly under one central power, as the various free cities in Essos were before the doom of Valyria.
Also you must see the comparison between Slaver's Bay and North Africa

Someone post the virgin walk vs chad stride webm

>>85609217
Olenna was ruling just fine its Ellaria who is the dumb cunt, and Yara only helped Dany because Euron exiled her from the Iron Islands.

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>>85609306
>its real
holy shit

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>>85609076
>Mad queen Cersei committing acts of terrorism
>Mad queen Dany burning people alive and leading an invasion of savages upon the people of her homeland
>Mad advisor Sansa constantly belittling her brother in front of his bannermen and letting a potentially dangerous orbiter continue to manipulate things in the background
>Mad pirate Yara spreading venereal diseases to every port in Westeros, spits upon the ancient tradition of the Kingsmoot to enact #NotMyKing
>Mad sand snakes killing their trusting family with poison and underhanded backstabs because Doran Martell was playing the long game which they promptly went with anyway

>Feminist Utopia

>>85609027

Of all things, this is the top cringe moment in the show for me so far. It was so embarrassing to see that they don't even trust the fans to figure out that Dany might be the subject of the prophecy because THE WORD PRINCE IS GENDERED.

>Is it telling that Tyrion, who used to be one of those dick-driven men, hasn’t used his, at least to our knowledge, since Shae’s death in Season 4?

>>85609306
>Euron’s arrival interrupted what would have second penis-free sexual encounter—a “foreign invasion”—between the rightful queen of the Iron Islands and the mother of the Sand Snakes, bringing unwanted and brutish violence to the episode. These savage, gore-heavy scenes are the worst part of Game of Thrones, and this one was no exception.

>>85609340

That's all well and good except AFAIK lockstep legions are Ghiscari anyway, I just realised

>>85609306
IT'S NOT FAIR.
IT WAS YARA'S TURN! ;_;

>>85609408
#impeacheuron

>>85609399
>Can't stop talking about dicks
>Complains about action scenes getting in the way of gay sex scenes

Why doesn't this faggot just watch porn?

>>85607985
because the human brain is the house of ones memories. not his soul. how could the brain and body remember anything from the afterlife? not saying there is or isn't an afterlife. wouldn't be able to remember.

>>85609399
Why is Yara the rightful queen? She lost in a fair competition.

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My name is Robin Arryn and I am Lord of the Vale. Since all of you proved to be little, petty, non-visionaires whose lives are spent bickering over stupid claims over some thrones in the Seven Kingdoms that we up here call the Valley - I decided to crown myself King of the Mountain. Honestly, have any of you ever thought about just high above everyone else I am, both figuratively and literally? Didn't it ever occur to you that while you compete for power, I already have more power than any of you ever had combined? Not to mention I quite literally don't give a fuck who sits on some fucking throne down south, as it is of no significance to me whatsoever.

Go ahead, come up here and hit me with your siege weapons and dragons attacks. Do you seriously even think dragons can even fight in what are essentially heavenly clouds of my celestial throne - without being hit with the ballistas carefully mounted on my towers? Do you think you will be able to burn every single goat and starve us out? Well I don't think so and I know that deep down neither do you. Even concieving the idea of attacking ME is both offensive and degrading to your personal well being and reputation. I'd warmly advise you to turn back where you came from unless you want to experience the utter debacle and perhaps even lose your little Valley. Who knows, maybe I come by down there and take your thrones as well, but that wouldn't make you so happy would it?

>>85609399
Can you link article?
>>85609523
cuz you gotta respect womyn chad

>>85609432
It should be obvious to everyone at this point that Euron colluded with Qarth to bewitch the kingsmoot.

>>85609461
>paying $140 a month for cable TV
>want to watch porn
>none of the tv I'm paying for has porn
>free porn is shit because it's free and everything that's free is shit because it didn't cost money
>demand the thing you currently pay for changes to suit your needs

welcome to the normie thought process

>>85609407
Yes you're right, let's just forget about that then.
Anyway, I'm sure ancient Greece also inspired Valyria, but I think the late west roman empire was the biggest inspiration. There's just so many parallels, but of course nothing in ASOIAF is a direct translation of something from our own history.

>>85606703
Holy shit check out the autistic screeching

>>85609523
Because the concept that a bunch of reaving marauders would prefer to follow another reaving marauder instead of a woman is foreign to them

>>85609523
She had the majority of votes among the smallfolk, Yara is something of a folk legend among the simple sailors and fishermen who inhabit the coastal regions. Euron only 'won' because of an outdated and archaic system known as the 'kingsmoot' which gives too much power to the dumbfucks living in their keeps.

>>85609641
are you shitposting a US election parallel or is that actually how it works in GoT

>>85609674
he's kind of doing both
Kingsmoot is only voted on by the various Lords of the Iron Isles

>>85609674


m8

Coastal areas, cmon

>>85608307
his character is pointless, the actor is one of the best though

>>85609752
I'm not american so me even getting the electoral college reference is enough

>>85608835
So no source then?

>>85609893
You can look it up yourself, its right there in Twitter™.com

search for the dudes doing the cgi in game of thrones

>>85609752
>the whole world revolves around amurrikkka

Whom /yurop/ here?

>>85609523
Designated heir of previous king, who got lynched by 'the drowned god'

>>85610051
would rather live in a third world shithole that living in that burning state you call yuropoor

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>>85607737
I now subscribe to this theory as well

>>85607737
>Sansa watched her father died twice
Pottery!

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>>85610004
It's an American show based on an American book series

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>>85610051
šta hočeš?

>>85610219
with how many american actors?
2?

>>85607958
https://youtu.be/e_LpTmWGLHk
> wear it in silence or I'll honor you again

>>85610304
Don't be rude

>>85610283
SLAVS UNITE

>>85610304
Who cares about actors? They work for a couple American jews who certainly don't, look at how they treated Barristan

>>85610338
the actors are the show

no one actually cares about showrunners in the real world

>>85610384
new

>>85610334
nice meme there, just a meme

>>85610375
That would be nice but the network is the show in the real world

>>85609027
This was truly a low point for the show.
I still enjoy the show though.

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>>85609076
>>85609139
>>85609197
>>85609217
>>85609306
>>85609380

Here's the link for you guys, pretty hilarious read, it must be sarcasm

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/07/24/dany_s_largely_female_war_council_was_a_rarity_on_game_of_thrones.html