Eternal /got/ general

>>85599388
teeth and nose edition
oi vey

>>85599388
God I hate that smile

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First for my Coddbros

Who /Garlan/ here?

ITT - whining little babies.

>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!

>waaah waaah waaah Lannister hair is the wrong shade of blonde!

>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!

>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!

>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!

>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!

>waaah waaah waaah D&D!

>waaah waaah waaah I pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different but I watch every episode and post on here every two minutes to whine like a child!


You unwashed beta virgin bed-wetters are truly pathetic! Adults should join me in abandoning this cringeworthy thread with haste.

>>85599388

They are truly the most important artists of this generation.

>Scorpions are a revolutionary military breakthrough
Only Stannis was using them during his KL siege?

>>85599455

autists on here relate to this shitty tv show the same way they relate to girls: they hate them with a kind of psychotic passion but want nothing else and obsess over them.

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>>85599473
Everyone seems to have forgotten how BASED HOUSE ULLER took a dragon out with one three centuries ago

DON'T BULLY THE TULLY

>>85599455
>>85599481
>projection

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>know my friend likes roris
>said lyanna mormont is a great character
>literally everyone but reddit thinks lyanna mormont is a stupid character because 10 year olds aren't smart so it's unrealistic

should i cut all contacts i don't want to be associated with a real 3d creeper i'm kind of disgusted

>>85599486
Seriously
>Yo bitch has legit dragons
>lol order 5000 scorpions to be put on all walls/towers/castles
>Drill soldiers to fire under stress
Also as another anon mentioned, how the fuck is Dany feeding +20,000 soldiers

>>85599533
Isn't the Dothraki horde itself at 100,000?

>>85599528
Some 10 year olds are smart, and I could honestly believe her character if it were a prodigy, like legit.

But, the fucking actress cannot act, I've seen better actors in kids TV Shows, and if you say well it's just a kid, Bran was a kid and acted much better than this fucking idiot.

Casting was terrible, D&D fucked up, why wouldn't you get even a semi-decent actress..

>>85599525

yep we're projecting literally hundreds of comments that prove exactly what we're talking about

>>85599550
Jon's worried about a few thousand undead.

>>85599455
Cool reddit spacing, my lad. It truly is top notch.

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One more day

>>85599565
All this rage over some funposting and my little comment prove what I'm talking about 2bh

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>>85599454
>tyrells

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>>85599438
Cod!?

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Please tell me the leaks are wrong

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>something problematic happens to any major character other than danny
>character goes through immense struggle both physically and psychologically
>rarely perseveres unscathed, and at great loss of family/morality, sometimes outright failing altogether and dying
>nothing much changes in the grand scheme of things

>something problematic happens to danny
>"lmao drakaris"
>problem is gone
>rinse and repeat ad infinitum
>world handed to her on a silver platter

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>>85599388
Was the choice to have one hundred THOUSAND Dothraki just sitting around in Dragonstone with apparently no repercussions one of the worst fuck ups by dumb and dumber?

>>85599563
i checked the chat again he specifically said the actress is great
really creepy because both the character and actress are terrible

>>85599673
They've been spot on so far m8

>>85599563
>Bran was a kid and acted much better than this fucking idiot.

Imagine if Lyanna was played by kid Bran.

What are house /tv/'s words?

>book loras gets mortally wounded attacking dragonstone
>show dragonstone is abandoned.

The fuck?

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>>85599563
Se a cute though.

>>85599711
Big guys are a ladder

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>>85599711
Summer Is Coming

>>85599711
BRAVO D&D

Gotta make my picks for my weekly death pool, anyone have those leaks? Predictions on who dies this week? I think Tyene and Olenna are a lock, not sure about Ellaria or Thoros

>>85599711
What is Bran's anal circumference?

>>85599751
ugh, this is the cringiest shit I've seen in a while
delet

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>>85599455

ITT - brainless barely literate showfags who gobble up whatever HBO’s marketing dept. pukes up on screen.

>>85599775
>ugh le cringe
it's just dated

>>85599679
Yeah, it doesn't add up. Dragonstone is pretty barren, it mentions it in the books and the show. Almost nothing will grow. So she has the bulk of the Dothraki, the unsullied, and probably most of the Westerosi alliance hanging out on Dragonstone? How the fuck is she feeding them? Does she have an entire fleet dedicated towards ferrying in food from Essos or Highgarden? I guess they could fish, but a human needs more than just fish to stay alive...

If they were openly at war in Westeros I would just assume the Dothraki are pillaging what they need, but she specifically said she didn't want them doing that.

There's a logistic problem here....

>>85599751
/sp/ should have two distinct factions, like Renly/Stannis, for European and American hours

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>>85599775
Apparently I saved it in July 2012, you can sort of tell the age because it's when ponies were such a problem on /co/. Must be from one of the first ever generals.

>>85599739
Where are her eye brows?

>>85599774
depends on hodors proximity

>>85599455
This pathetic bait. You're not by any chance Australian?

>>85599798
It's a fucking huge problem and the worst part is they won't even address it in the show

>>85599810
Nigga you've been here since 2012???

>>85599711
We're big guys for you

>>85599676
WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING THIS? HOW IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING APATHETIC ABOUT THE PISS POOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OF DANY? THE WRITING IS HORRENDOUS, WHAT THE FUCK.

Who else got warning emails from their ISP?

Is there a good safe stream?

>>85599789

It's a TV board you utter moron

>>85599851
>Nigga you've been here since 2012???
That's only 5 years which is practically new.

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>>85599851
I first came to /tv/ for L O S T season 5, which was 2009 sometime. I've been following /got/ threads from day one, although we didn't actually have generals until the second season.

>>85599867
Oh and this just dawned on you, you basic fuck.

>>85599851
>he hasn't been here at least a decade

God damn I envy you.

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>>85599884
>not torrenting

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>>85599884
>Who else got warning emails from their ISP?
LOL amerikkka

>>85599915
They are watching the torrents, it's where I got nabbed.

>>85599884

i did

>>85599936
Sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a retarded child. I've been torrenting for years and never received a notice.

>>85599936
What kind of a fascist hellhole do you live in?

>>85599887
>>85599892
>>85599914

Spending more than 2 years of your life in this place means being an absolute failure as a human being

>>85599438
>discount tullys

>>85599927
>Salsa will never drag you screaming from your bed and execute you with a single bullet in the back yard in front of your pleading relatives

>>85599957
How am I retarded for stating the exact reason that triggered 2 emails? Don't project your low IQ on me sir.

>>85599964
Canada. Probably nothing will come of it, but HBO is being completely anal about it since there is no good alternative for Canadians.

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>>85599979

>>85599979
Spending any amount of time here makes you a failure. The sooner you realize your life is shit and will never get better, the sooner you can dull that pain with alcohol, weed, or water and crab legs

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>>85599983
lewd

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>>85599994
>being stupid enough to get flagged for piracy
>call others who never got warnings low IQ

>>85599892
I remember when everyone's main issue was Ros and royal hunt consisting of three guys walking through the woods with spears. Good times.

>>85600017
She could gas me, if you know what I mean.

BRRRAAAAPPPP

>>85599994
i've torrented every episode while living in canada. and so much more

what tracker/website are you using

>>85599885
>It's a TV board you utter moron

Being a tv board doesn't mean praising a steaming pile of shit just because it's on tv, you drooling retard.

>>85599711
We do not sow and feed

>>85600059
Nobody is praising this crap, you sound confused.

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>>85600037
It's so fucking funny to remember how much Ros was hated, compared to the state of the show now. I'd take her back in a heartbeat.

>>85600094
She'd just be part of the shitfest now.

>>85599789

>whining about people who watch the TV show......on a TV board

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>>85600094

I thought Ros was a sensible inclusion to the tv adaption, (for the 1st season at least) as things needed to be explained in the story but the primary characters couldn’t just come out and say it.

And she’s hot.

What shitty country do you need to live in to even get isp warning notices?

That's funny as fuck, they don't even exist in my country.

I've torrented hundreds of games, tv shows and movies and my ISP hasn't said shit over the years. (Without a VPN)

>>85600081
>wow this is really bad
>IT'S A /TV/ BOARD YOU FUCKING BOOKFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M NOT PRAISING IT BUT YOU CAN'T CALL IT BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85600111
>if it's on TV it's good

Americans...

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White walkers will kill Dany

>>85600255
What has House Arryn done to be up there with legendary Houses such as Tully?

>>85600255
What the hell is house Dayne? I've never seen them once.

>>85600286
Two sword guy from last season

>>85600255
DAYNE? Get em on boat, I'll send the raven

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>>85600286
>casuals

>>85600255
why do you niggers hate renly so much I never understoof this meme

>>85600311
He's gay and a faggot

>>85600094
>>85600180
She was my favourite whore since season 1, since her death, we rarely see whores so she will stay that way I guess till the end.

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>NEVER EVER EVER EVER ON SCREEN

>>85600315
oberyn was gay and everyone thought he was cool, what gives

>>85600338
Oberon was bi, akchually.

>>85600311
/got/ is gay for stannis
renly fucked over stannis
it's pretty simple

>>85600311
he's a usurping cunt

>>85600362
??
stannis used black magic to kill renly, how the fuck does that mean renly fucked over stannis?

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>>85600300
Lord Stark, i'm Master of coin,
uhm you don't get to bring companions

>>85600375
by usurping his claim and leaving the tyrells in a stronger position to support the lannisters?

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>>85600330
>using Arakh against a knight in plate armor
It's just a free ticket to Slam Town

>>85600311
He stole his brother's throne. And in the books he is an all around shit person. Making fun of Brienne behind her back, joking about Shireen's condition, hiding and then denying knowledge of Cersei's incest for his own benefit, not letting Cat go home despite of her diplomatic immunity...

NCW not wanting to fork over 10% to his manager. lol my sides. Wtf. That's a great deal usually people that are just getting main stream success get raped. He had a fair deal. He must be from the land of fairies and dreams if he thinks he's going to out jew the jew.

>>85600414
>Making fun of Brienne behind her back
nah that was just Loras being a jealous faggot shit-talker

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shit opinions that trigger you, I'll start
>AFFC/ADWD are bad books
>Jon will be resurrected
>Jon warged into Ghost
>Brienne chapters are boring
>Quentyn chapters are boring
>the show and the books will have the same ending

>>85600422
I highly doubt Loras would make it up, jealous or not. At best Renly lied to appease Loras, but that's not exactly a good look either.

>>85600389
what is with the photoshoped hands and belt?

>>85600414
Whom the fuck cares about Brienne anyway

>>85599979
>Spending more than 2 years of your life in this place means being an absolute failure as a human being
I accepted that a long time ago

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>>85600094
Yes

>>85600456
The point is that he was two faced as fuck.

>>85600464
Would still fuck her corpse

>>85600311
>Stannis: Do you think a few bolts of cloth will make you king?
>Renly: Tyrell swords will make me king. Rowan and Tarly and Caron will make me king, with axe and mace and warhammer. Tarth arrows and Penrose lances, Fossoway, Cuy, Mullendore, Estermont, Selmy, Hightower, Oakheart, Crane, Caswell, Blackbar, Morrigen, Beesbury, Shermer, Dunn, Footly . . . even House Florent, your own wife's brothers and uncles, they will make me king. All the chivalry of the south rides with me, and that is the least part of my power. My foot is coming behind, a hundred thousand swords and spears and pikes. And you will destroy me? With what, pray? That paltry rabble I see there huddled under the castle walls? I'll call them five thousand and be generous, codfish lords and onion knights and sellswords. Half of them are like to come over to me before the battle starts. You have fewer than four hundred horse, my scouts tell me-freeriders in boiled leather who will not stand an instant against armored lances. I do not care how seasoned a warrior you think you are, Stannis, that host of yours won't survive the first charge of my vanguard.

>The bold little boy with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-twenty, and still he played his games. "Look at me, I'm a king," Cressen thought sadly. Oh, Renly, Renly, dear sweet child, do you know what you are doing? And would you care if you did? is there anyone who cares for him but me?”
Cressen's thoughts

>He knew how to dress and he knew how to smile and he knew how to bathe, and somehow he got the notion that this made him fit to be king.
Olenna Redwyne to Margaery Tyrell

>>85600481
I'd desecrate her grave and put one of her bones in my anus to stimulate my prostate as I cum on her skull

>>85600464
Where the fuck are those photos from? Did D&D really do a sexy photo shoot with ded Ros, or is this her own burlesque GoT gimmick thing?

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How did we go from THIS...

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>>85600519
To this

>>85600496
The Olenna stuff is bullshit. He knew all about politics and how the court worked. She's just trying to save face because he died.
>hehe yeah we're so smart we knew he wouldn't be a real king and shit lmao good thing we're backing the rightful rulers now lol

>>85600519
>>85600534
Thats what voting left does for ya

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>>85600519
To this?
I swear she's getting cuter every year

>>85600534
They listened to boyega

>>85600543
>The youngest of Lord Steffon's three sons had grown into a man bold but heedless, who acted from impulse rather than calculation. In that, as in so much else, Renly was like his brother Robert, and utterly unlike Stannis.
Cressen's thoughts

>>85599760
Anybody? Come on there's money in the pot here

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>>85600546
Is this what voting right does?

>>85600563
Wonder if thats her moaning pre orgasm face

>>85600585
BASED HOT PIE

>>85600546
Is that why everyone bullies queen Maisie?

Really? fucking /pol/ cunts need to fuck off back to their shitty board

>>85600573
He's kind of wrong too though. The only dangerous "impulsive" thing he did was deciding to attack Stannis head-on, and there were calculated strategic reasons for that regardless.
That's just Cressen thinking he's dumb for usurping Stannis because Stannis is scary and shit.

>>85600585
No thats what voting for isis does

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>>85600499
From the makeup artist's portfolio, she won awards for it

>>85600608
>Missed 3 bolts
lmao

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>mfw Dickon and Rickon become gay emperors of Essos

>>85600608
Thanks. That makes sense.
>>85600630
>implying it wasn't on purpose

>>85600630
>not prolonging her agony by deliberately missing
It's like you've never tortured a prostitute to death before, anon

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post yfw if George had put the battle of ice in the end of ADwD like originally planned D&D would have kept Stannis in the show

>>85600659
But Stannis is dead in the books too, anon. Didn't you read the pink letter? :^)

>>85600659
They still would have done what they did. The only difference is that we would be able to say with 100% certainty that he wins on the lake and at WF and that the whole "when grrm told us this" was deflection

>>85600598
>if you vote right you're a nazi
this is why trump won you dumb SJWs

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>>85600659
>D&D would have kept Stannis in the show
I wouldn't count on it. Sort of felt like they were eager to get rid of him.

>>85600659
no they'd give everything to Jon like they already did, because they hate Stannis

>>85600698
Never said that lmfao retard

Why are right wingers so incapable of perceiving reality?

>>85600630
>when you realize that joffrey is the perv who wanted the fresh new experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAqvyCYr1Cc

Did /got/ come to a consensus on the ranking of the Targ kings?

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>>85600739
1st = best. The ones that came after were retards and pussies who gave up their polygamy for muh integration.

can someone post that map where Essos and westeros are connected in the north and east?

>>85600739
QUEEN Daenerys is best.

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Reminder
>We see the boatsex scenes intercut with the scenes of Rhaegar and Lyanna. They get into a cabin on the boat, and we actually see Tyrion understanding what's going on in there. The way Friki talks, we get the scene where Lyanna says Jon's actual name is Aegon just as Daenerys comes or something.

BRAV FUCKING O D&D

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>>85600739

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>>85600781
Imagine when HBO does Aegon the conqueror how shit the costumes, weapons and aesthetic is going to look

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>>85600739

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>>85600803
wait boatsex is confirmed?
i thought it was just a meme, please tell me it's just a meme

>>85600815
Begone nasty Bllackfyre bastard
Make way for the legitimate king
See>>85600803

>>85600815
Are Targs always such twinks? Makes sense that GRRM likes them over the other houses that are 90% chad in that case.

havent been here since 2013 what is boatsex

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>>85600832
Nope this is reality. Emmy's ain't gonna win themselves baby

>>85600858
post one from early season 6
we know she lost weight for boatsex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKQUOvrojYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKQUOvrojYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKQUOvrojYg

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I liked her better when she was 24

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How accurate is this?

>>85600219
Having fun with your straw man, lass?

>>85600916
Full on Aunt on Nephew sex. Truly is a song of ice and fire.

>>85600938
fuck has the leaked plot been accurate so far

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>yfw the song of ice and fire is the moaning and screams made during boat sex

>>85600926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRX8TLhQtDE

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>>85600961
It sure fucking has so far.

>>85600971
fuck

>>85600971
Post the season breakdown

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>>85600969
My man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAtyX-vUwwI
>DA BAD POOSEY

>>85599454
>FOUR
>MEN
>AT
>ONCE

>>85599851
Dude, I've been on 4chan since Cracky.

Anon, I dreamed I was old.

>>85600930
It's complete bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rZZ30uVjIc
The Stannis meme songs are too good.

>>85600965
this is timed amazingly

>>85598904

I don't understand why you fucking morons still watching this shit

>>85601050
meant for>>85600969

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>>85600930
Beyond the basic sketches Martin has done there's no canonical map, but I don't think it matters, because he's never going to write about it anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZguKX7diEGY
NEVER FORGET.

>>85601005
That would require leaking 2 reddit, so no. It's easy to find

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Wait are they seriousy fucking going to say and imply that Robert's Rebellion wasn't one hundred percent justified and the faggot Rhaegar ever did anything useful?

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What happened to her?

Can't wait for Blackfyre bastard lovers to get btfo when the real Aegon is revealed

>>85599884
buy a VPN poorfag

>>85601104

she ded irl :(

>>85601104
Killed by R*msey

>>85601104
The Boltons turned her into a pair of stockings

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>>85601091
Are they? I hope so just so they can put in the scene to show fucking Rhaegar getting blasted so fucking hard his chest piece explodes into fucking GEMS.

>>85601081
world of ice and fire which he co-wrote isn't canon?

>>85601145
i think that spanish guy said it

>>85601147
>co-wrote
That makes it semi-canon

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>>85601145
CAVED IN HIS BREASTPLATE, PROBABLY SHATTERED EVERY RIB HE HAD

>>85601172
Think about how hard he had to swing that fucking warhammer to do something like that. Rhaegar probably had some of the finest armor money could afford and Robert fucking annihilates him with a fucking Iron Warhammer.

>>85601142
>>85601143
Do you think she told them a story during the flaying?

>>85601172
>>85601145
Still had time before he died to tell Robert he fucked Lyanna in every hole. Rhaegar was the ultimate alpha.

>>85601196
An Alpha doesn't get BTFO so badly his breastplate implodes. Not to mention, Robert became King and he never did.

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>>85601196
before Robert dies in the book he admits that Rhaegar was the one who truly won because he had her love

>>85601189
Literally in the same episode you get told the truth is what the King makes it.

Robert gave him a lovetap then waddled away in fear while his men did the job.

>>85601189
To be fair, Prime Robert + Retard Strength + being mad as fuck could probably do a lot more damage than that

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>friki side notes another reunion is between Theon and Euron which is when Euron challenges Theon is he’s ever going to do anything, if he plans on ever rescuing Yara, he says he will touch on it later)
JUST FUCKING KILL THEON ALREADY STOP WITH ALL THIS CIRCLE JERKING OVER WHO GETS TO SHIT ON THEON THIS EPISODE

>>85601081

Anything beyond these locations is just an excuse for GRRM to drop references to his favorite weird fiction and fantasy books.

>>85601239
6'6 and muscled like a maiden's fantasy, gods he must have been a sight to behold.

>>85601268
This is quite literally based european knight vs japanese samurai in cardboard armor

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>>85599455
>reddit spacing

are we actually getting a battle of the trident scene ?

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AHHHHHH SAVE ME GREY WORM

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>but then Jon yells out that there are only 2 ways to kill a Wight, the first fire, so they set fire to one of the wights arms and the arm stops moving and the Wight finally displays pain… and the second is dragon glass to which Jon uses to stab the Wight and the Wight dies

>>85601323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7QWRPw0eFA
>they cut scenes like THIS so we could have 5 minute shitting montages and greyworm missandei sex scenes

Bravo Dreidel$Dreidel, BRAVO

>>85601255
Gotta love the fictional lands of Americos.

>>85599775
>ugh
>cringe
>delet
ugh, this is the cringiest post I've seen in a while
delet

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> but Cersei says once the long night is over she must still be queen and offers JS to be the warden of the north but Jon then swears an oath to Dany in front of everyone but doesn't literally bend the knee and says ‘he can only serve one queen and that queen is Daenerys Targaryen” Cersei is surprised that a “northern savage” has said this… and for the second time Jon has bent the knee and his queen is Dany…
KEK IN THE NORTH
KEK IN THE NORTH
KEK IN THE NORTH

>>85601357
You seem to forgot that as much as normies have accepted fantasy, they still need their normie shit like pointless sex scenes.

>>85601318
They'll save that money shot for the spinoff. We're getting a wedding scene.

>>85601238
Dude, Robert in his prime was said by many people to be a fucking monster. Your just a little targ fuckboi.

>>85601357
they cut him because he's read all the books and dared question D&D shitshow

Will Jon Snow give Daenerys a Lord's kiss? Will it be the King's kiss this time?

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>>85601400
Don't reply to me ever again.

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>>85601406
>I am an old man, an old knight, and I have seen more battles than most of you have years. Nothing is more terrible upon this earth, nothing more glorious, nothing more absurd. You may retch. You will not be the first. You may drop your sword, your shield, your lance. Others have done the same. Pick it up and go on fighting. You may foul your breeches. I did, in my first battle. No one will care. >All battlefields smell of shit.
You may cry out for your mother, pray to gods you thought you had forgotten, howl obscenities that you never dreamed could pass your lips. All this has happened too.
>Some men die in every battle. More survive. East or West, in every inn and winesink you will find greybeards endlessly refighting the wars of their youth. They survived their battles. So may you.

>>85600930
Needs Amurica west of westeros

>>85599550
fucking show niggers pay atleast attention when you watch your shit show

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>>85601444
>SILVER HAIRED
>PURPLE EYED
>LOW BIRTHRATE HAVIN
>DRAGON NEEDING
>FRAIL AS FUCK
>INCESTOUS
>LOW T HAVIN
>FUCK
Based Bobby B will always be better than you.

Why not lob a few barrels of wildfire over the wall and save yourself the hassle

>>85601189

Baratheons are just not random nobodies. It was probably the finest Warhammer money could buy, too.

>>85599884
who the fuck checks their email? i have about 20 i've forgotten about

>>85600453
How new can one be.

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>>85601499
>Robert
>Bringing up Incest
lmaoing at your shitty life.

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I'm seriously afraid for bad poosey, Dorne was terrible sure, but I don't think I can handle seeing her being RAPED AND MURDERED.

>>85601594
You only care about her because she has a nice pair of tits

>>85601587
>we will never get King Joffrey back
Sad.

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So, say Arthur Dayne had a power level of 17000, Barristan Selmy would be around 15500 and Bobby B during the rebellion was like 8500. What would the scouter say about Jimmy Lannister or Gregor Clegane? Also the smiling knight and the red viper.

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>>85601607
Well, true, but also because she's very cute.

>>85601587
>His shitty wife he never fucked is an incestuous whore
>doesn't care because too busy fucking and drinking himself into early grave
How is Cersei's incest a mark against Based Bobby B?

>>85601594
QYBURNED

>>85601639
Jaime 10000
Gregor 5000
Viper 8069

>>85601639
Over 9000

>>85601652
>Raising another persons kid while they laugh and plot behind your back
>Get killed like a bitch by some weak ass fruitcake
>"Based"

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what did he see?

>>85601529
True, but it was still IRON. He could have had a steel one, which probably would have been stronger. Rhaegars armor was most definitely steel and steel is suppose to be superior to Iron, but it didn't even fucking matter.

>>85601594
>implying she's not going to murder Euron while he's trying to rape her

>>85600311
Stannis protected him during he siege of storms end, he kept his little.borther safe.
Renly repays him by usurping his claim and being fully willing to murder the man that saved his life. He's a fucking punk.

>>85601697
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY

>>85600688
If he's not dead, then what happens to him ?

>>85601696
>Implying he ever gave a fuck about his kids

>>85601639
Bobby B was fucking strong, big and way faster than Gregor

would rate over Selmy under DAYNE?

>>85601697
He saw the Cleganebowl and then he got hype. But he's Stannis so you couldn't tell how hype.

>>85600255
>Arryn
Shit picture desu

>>85601696
>Getting poisoned
>Fat as fuck and completely out of shape
>Still manage to murder the fuck out of the thing that gored you
>Die with no real regrets

>>85601697
Her true form.

>>85601721
LIKE MUSSOLINI
AND KENNEDY

>>85601696
>implying Bobby raised anyone
>implying ODing on morphine is a shit way to go out when your liver is metaphorically and literally about to fall out

>>85601697
d&d's writing

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>>85600414
>not letting Cat go home despite of her diplomatic immunity...

Renly was going to let Catelyn return to Robb, after she had watched him defeat Stannis' army.

>>85601791
>stannis
>defeat

lol

>>85601791
>Implying a pompous little faggot like Renly even with superior numbers could ever beat Stannis in battle
Holy fuck, he's arrogant as fuck to believe that he'd beat Stannis.

>>85601696
>>Raising another persons kid
"Raising" is kind of generous here. Also my nigger Bobby B had like 300 bastards in King's Landing alone.

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>>85601810
HEY STANNISFAG, WHO WINS:

THE ENTIRE BARATHEON ARMY + THOUSANDS OF SELLSWORDS

OR

TWENTY GOOD MEN

Great how Stannis was starving after been snowed in for 2eps, yet Dany will hold out for ever with 100,000s stuck on a tiny rocky island.

>>85601736
>would rate over Selmy under DAYNE?
Yeah but just barely. I mean he used two swords instead of one: Dawn and Brunch.

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>Jonfag showrunners robbed us of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEButZQvjJM

>>85601885
dany can fish, stannis was surrounded by land

>>85601904
Why didn't he grow crops then?

>>85601822
Didn't he have Randyll Tarly in his camp? I doubt Renly's dumb enough to plan the battle himself

>>85601917
kek

>>85601917
it's winter, plants can't grow

>>85601706
>Implying that her attempt wouldn't turn Euron on more and he kills her and continues to fuck her corpse

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>>85601894
>Stannis never got a crown on the show
>neither did Robb or Balon
>Renly did
baka senpai desu

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>>85600496
>Cressen's thoughts
>Olenna Redwyne to Margaery Tyrell

Which are just their takes on the man, doesn't mean they're accurate and without bias.

Cressen had been with Renly since he was a child and Olenna is nothing if not arrogant.

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>>85601228
That was one of my favorite parts. How despite destroying Raeghar in battle, he couldn't undo the rape, he couldn't save the girl he loved, and he dreams every night about killing Raeghar again.

>>85601866
d&d writing

>>85601885
don't forget about the dregens

>>85601968
>Cressen HADN'T been with Renly since

>>85601962
dont forget that cunt Cersei because d&d have a hardon for Lena Headey

>>85601976
>winning so hard that after you're dead your enemies are still butthurt
Truly, he was alpha.

>>85601957
whoa........ what a badass!!!!!!!!

>>85602018
>get BTFO in single combat
>"lol looks like i won!"
Typical Targ propaganda

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>>85601976
>he couldn't undo the rape

Robert knows full well that Lyanna wasn't "kidnapped and raped" and that she willingly went with Rhaegar, which is _why_ he's still pissed about it.

>>85601189
Protip: warhammers are not very big irl and delivering that kind of kinetic energy through a breastplate is unrealistic

>>85602018
>If your enemies kill you, you win
Rhaegar = Trudeau confirmed

>>85602087
Everyone dies at some point. Nobody lives forever. The only true winners are those who are so alpha it infuriates others after you're gone.

>>85602086
protip: this is a fantasy show, his warhammer was crafter according to Ribert's size

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>>85601994
>d&d have a hardon for Lena Headey
Who doesn't? She's delightful.

>>85601791
He didn't have the right to hold her against her will for any amount of time.

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>tfw rereading A Game of Thrones
>tfw literally every line from Season 1 is copy pasted directly from the book

>>85600781
>Aegon I
>Jaehaerys I
>Aegon V
>Daeron II
>Daeron I
In that order

>>85602129

It's too bad that they now make her say some 'witty' line then do that little half smile with the left side of her face constantly.

What will happen to Bad Poosey and her mother? What should happen?

>>85602129
She's ugly as hell and her brow is making me want to punch her face

>>85602243
So, at what age did you discover you were a homosexual?

>>85602260
I have a girlfriend, unlike you. Just not into ugly women.

>>85602143
thats why its the best season

>>85602227
If it was the books they'd be handed over to Qyburn for sure and die screaming in the Black Cells like Falyse Stokeworth

>winter
>ground soft enough to dig
>like half an inch of snow
>characters not wearing hats or gloves
>Arya not freezing to death without shelter
Fucking LA writers

>>85602272
trap gfs are still gay bro, trust me

>>85602272
That dirty sock isn't your girlfriend, lad.

>>85601994
>>85602129
It makes sense. She's probably the best actress on the show atm Shame D&D are hacks tho
>>85602243
LOOKAT DIS DUUDE
>>85602227
>what will happen
rape. Bad Poosey will be Salt Wife'd by Based Euron

>>85602300
>>85602307
>butthurt cerseifags

clockwork

>>85602313
>clockwork
What did he mean by this?

>>85602143
and look how far we've come

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How can one man be so joyful? Happiest man in westeros

>>85602469
>being the man shitting on the whole Dorne and muh strong independent womynz bs

I'd be happy as well.

>>85601005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C1sNW6BLdc

if you can speak beaner

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>>85601005
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/6q7mn1/frikidoctors_season_7_episode_7_review_and_qa/

>>85600187
Hue

>>85600608
>I used to be a whore
>until I took an arrow in the knee

>>85602733
those are bolts

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>>85602637
>Q: Why name Jon Aegon if he had a son named Aegon already? A: Raeghar wanted the prince that was promised to be named Aegon so he named both of his sons Aegon.

>>85602794
>A quarrel or bolt is the arrow used in a crossbow.

>>85602804
Makes more sense than him just forgetting his first kid's name

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>>85602804
>Lastly is the wall, we see these events through the eyes of bran who wargs into a bunch of crows and we are brought to east watch when Tormund and beric are at… we see the army of the dead with the blizzard following them like in episode one outside the wall and Tormund and Beric are shocked as they see this when out of nowhere the Night King flies in on Viserion…. viserion does flybys attacking the wall when he then focuses on one part of the wall and starts melting it and as this happens the wall starts to break apart in a “V” shape, the wall is open to the great other and the episode ends with the NK flying through the wall on Viserion…. Friki says that the wall is breached by fire not by any mark of bran or anything

>>85602822
>a quarrel or bolt is the [projectile] used in a crossbow
Yes that is correct.

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>>85602637
>Q: What happened to euron? A: He says he’s going to pike but, he will go hire the golden company

>>85602884
>get proven wrong
>change the answer

VERY impressive

>>85602901
who is the golden company

>>85602960
Blackfyre shits

>>85601384
Jon has Rob's retarded moralfaggotry that will get him killed.

>>85602960
Basically just more Targ shitheads. Robert died too early, he has more shits to kill.

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Pottery

>>85600781
This. Maegor was soft.

>>85602294
Northerners are like Nords they can shrug of cold that would fuck up people from temperate Europe.

>>85602978
>>85603025
wait... there's been more targs this whole time? and nobody mentioned them UNTIL NOW? WHAT?

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>>85603098
>I want to live forever in a land where summer lasts a thousand years. I want a castle in the clouds where I can look down over the world. I want to be six-and-twenty again. When I was six-and-twenty I could fight all day and fuck all night. What men want does not matter.

>Winter is almost upon us, boy. And winter is death. I would sooner my men die fighting for the Ned's little girl than alone and hungry in the snow, weeping tears that freeze upon their cheeks. No one sings songs of men who die like that. As for me, I am old. This will be my last winter. Let me bathe in Bolton blood before I die. I want to feel it spatter across my face when my axe bites deep into a Bolton skull. I want to lick it off my lips and die with the taste of it on my tongue.” *

Is there a reason that D&D hated Stannis beyond "duh jews hate strong white mens"???

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>>85601697

>>85603152
they should have been mentioned in season 4

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>>85603209
yeah, they're dumb

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>>85603152
Well, they're 'sort of' Targs. The one who founded the Blackfyres was a Bastard of one of the kings. Still needs to die like the rest though.

>>85603172
>NEVER EVER EVER ON SCREEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65MQRZKP4YY&t=1s
all because they hated Stannis

>>85603296
>A bad guy killing a good guy
>Jon is Lord Commander
>Lets in tons of people he's NOT FUCKING SUPPOSED TOO
>Effectively fucks ALL the rules of the Nights Watch

NEW

>>85603327
>>85603327
>>85603327

>>85603296
tfw D&D actually accidentally wrote a better arch for Thorne up until the point where he kills Jon

>>85603209
They thought Stannis would make for a terrible king because they mistook his sense of justice for a lack of compassion for others. They're Renly fans too, which makes what they did to him in the show even worse.

>>85603152
They're cut from the show so you don't need to worry, if they do decide to introduce them in season 8 they'll just be the golden company in name alone and have nothing to do with Targ/Blackfyre stuff.

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>>85600858

You do know what they spend most of the CG budget on these days?

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>>85603076

Tell me about Ser Robert - why does he wear the mask?