/got/ general

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRAN

post more unfunny reddit shit

>>85592292

>>85592339
hopefully in the rest of the episodes

>>85592308
>tfw based Rhaegar realized the error of his ways and disowned his Martell children and annulled his marriage to Elia so that he could marry Lyanna and have a proper Westerosi child instead of a half dornigger

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>>85592308
>Rhaegar with dark eyebrows and a double chin

>>85592308
>backlink

Rightful thread

>>85592386
>no backlink

Burn in seven hells

>>85592422
>Rhaegar with dark eyebrows
yes, blonde people can have dark eyebrows

>and a double chin
nigga you fukkin blind

>>85592308
Jews are evil.

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>Ned: The boy we executed claimed the White Walkers have returned
>Benjen: Hmm that's troubling. I knew him, he was a good lad. Should I tell Jeor? Seems pretty important to at least fan out and see if there are any legs to the rumor. It's the Night's Watch's job after all
>Ned: Nah don't worry about

>Randyll: She has three full-grown dragons, Your Grace. The same as Aegon when he conquered the Seven Kingdoms. How do you propose to stop them?
>Qyburn: We are currently at work on a solution, my lord.
>Tarly: Good enough for me

What did D&D mean by this?

>>85592502
Fuckin' Starks, man.

>>85592502
You know, when he talks to Ned, he almost dismisses the idea of the White Walkers being back. But when he talks to Tyrion, he acts like he's sure they are.

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>>85592373
>>85592412
>>85592473
not best Myrcella

>>85592552
and then when he talks to Bran, he's really, really sure.

>>85592502
Isn't that the whole reason why Benjen leaves? To see what's going on beyond the wall?

>>85592502
White walkers? Nah, must be insane.

>>85592590
lel

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What kind of 2deep4u bullshit is this was she sending a message to god?

>>85592514
I know that Aegon is only mentioned in passing during the show, but wasn't one of his sister's dragons taken out by a ballista? Like, wouldn't that be part of the lore that everyone knows in Westeros?

>>85592579
delete this cow

>>85592590
>>85592609
XD haha this is why I post here. THIS IS WHY

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based snek

>>85592613
it's a drawing of the rose that created the white walkers

>>85592422
that's called a cleft chin autismo

>>85592620
>one dragon in all the wars involving dragons in Westeros
>a military commander taking a chance on that

lol no

How will Jon and muh dragons end up fucking? I can't see them even getting along

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85592693
why would they not get along lol theyre both (((((((((good guys))))))))))

>>85592613
it's a maze

>>85592693
Jon will bend the knee and perform cunnilingus

>>85592719
deserves better

>>85592693
Jon will let himself get raped for the good of Westeros.

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>>85592631

>>85592634
go back please ;)

>>85592730
No, Grey Worm will mentor Jon Snow first.

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can we all agree Lyanna was a little slut?
>tfw Rhaegar already had two little toddlers, boy and a girl, and was married to Elia Martell
>tfw still lust for him and go run away and fuck him at a tourney where his wife was present

jesus, what a homewrecking bitch

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>Actor That Plays Hot Pie Opens Own Bakery Called 'You Know Nothing John Dough'

http://www.highsnobiety.com/2017/07/26/game-of-thrones-hot-pie-bakery-direwolf-bread/

>>85592681
>arrows fly through the air
>dragons are in the air
>what if we made arrows, but bigger
>you know, for dragons
More impressive military advancements have occurred over far less exotic circumstances.

Also, yes - it killed that dragon, so why couldn't it kill other dragons?

>>85592772
Why didn't she leave a note?

>>85592770
Fuck grey worm, jon is the OG tonguemaster

>>85592774
hope hbo sues him

>>85592779
>Also, yes - it killed that dragon, so why couldn't it kill other dragons?

Are we going to act like no one else, during the Dance of Dragons for example, ever used a scorpion?

>>85592772
Lyanna was raped. By Aerys.

>>85592814
fuck off preston

>>85592723
Jon is an honorable northener who tells bitches like Sansa to stfu, Dany is a batshit insane feminist who will threaten to burn him if he doesn't castrate himself

>>85592590
haha epic

>>85592772
literally everything bad that happened is her fault

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How do you think the meera leaving scene is going to go do you think they'll even address it or will she just disappear and nobody says anything about it?

>>85592814
>promise me ned. promise me... that you'll take care of the mad king's song.

>promise me.

>>85592810
Which makes the point even more apparent - the idea of making a dragon-sized arrow to hit dragons with isn't some hushed whisper that only exists in the bowels of King's Landing.

which is worse, redteamreview or alt shift x?

>>85592919
qyburn should have invented a gun

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>>85592693
They fuck. Here is some leaked script.

>>85592941
Preston "Patriarchy" Jacobs.

>>85592892
>promise me ned...that you'll kill this rape baby I want it to die before me...
>haha, sorry lya baby but he's my blood I can't kin slay haha ;^)

>>85592945
Know why we don't have dragons today? Because of the AR-15.

5.56 to Victory, bitch.

>>85592973
>lyanna: :^(

Is Jon the legitimate heir to the throne (following Targ lineage) being the late Prince's son?

But since Rhaegar was already married to Elia, then Jon is still a bastard as he was conceived illegitimately, making his claim illegitimate a la Blackfyre.

I guess Dany still gets it.

>>85592941
Both are shitty but for different reasons. One is a bootlicker and the other doesn't really have any opinions of his own.

>>85593023
Considering he's not a baratheon and didn't take the crown by force no he's not.

>>85592948
how do you even pronounce dany

>>85593023
rhaegar had this marriage annulled.

>>85593023
>when you find out everything you knew about your parents was a lie, but turns out you're still a bastard

>>85593058
>ōvərˈwāt

>>85593058
danny

>>85593058
Dan-e.

>>85592919
Except by the numbers it's never worked consistently enough.

Not enough to go up against three dragons and an army of 100,000 Dothraki

>>85593058
dah-knee

>>85593058
daen-ery

>>85593180
I can't even figure out what kind of fucked up accent you have. Are you north african or something?

>>85593166
how are they feeding their giant ass army on dragonstone again

>>85593058
fat-ass.

>>85593052
>baratheon
>legitimate
>usurper
yeah, no

>>85593087
why would he do that? also, if he made jon an actual heir wouldn't people know about him and try to find him (varys for one)?

>>85593233
and their giant ass dragons

>>85593166
Do the Dothraki have a history of successful sieges against fortresses and citadels? Honestly, they could focus scorpion fire on the three dragons while the horse fuckers stood there bamboozled because they've never gone up against well-made walls before.

based on the show, the lannister family line and the dornigga baka family line are dead. oh well.

>>85593233
>>85593251
and their giant assed queen

>>85593058
Are you fucking stupid?

>>85593238
What was Robert's claim? He was the son of a father who had a sister who married a guy who was a nephew of a guy who was the fourth son of some Targaryen?

Yeah, legitimate.

>>85593261
you think horselord raping savages have patience for a siege?

>>85593308
are you?

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>commander of the kingsguard
>sworn to protect the king at all costs
>commit regicide

lmao, why do people like Jaime again? He's easily the biggest piece of shit on the show.

>>85593058
Levi-Osa

>>85593261
Use a dragon to destroy a Wall, Dothraki flood inside, shit melts stone anon.

>>85593345
am i?

>>85593345
yes

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>>85593346
>jaime lannister I name you captain of my kingsguard

only way he can be redeemed desu

>>85593058
rhymes with Asshai

>>85593380
omg, he's so cute
<3

>>85593340
Not at all, which is why the soldiers in King's Landing can focus their attention of taking out the shit lizards.

>>85593346
He's charming. That's literally it. They're willing to ignore the attempted murder of a little boy, because he makes LE WITTY JOEKS.

>>85593346
dude CONTRARIANISM lmao

>>85593346
why did bobby even let him continue in the guard? did he have a death wish

>>85593346
it always amuses me how /got/ likes to pretend jaime isnt one of the top 10 most normie meme characters

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>>85592308
>A citadel of geniuses
>Puts a bunch of lenses in the world's most precious library

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i was unhurt... the mother of dragons™

>>85593422
to taunt him, same as the mad king

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>>85593440

>>85593352
Considering that the bolt we saw went through the skull without much trouble, I would bet that a solid volley of them would be able to cripple Viserion or Rhaegal without much trouble. The only one I'd be worried about is Drogon, but I doubt Dany would send him to be the vanguard.

>>85593346
He didn't even have a reason to kill the king, at least in the books. He already stopped the wildfire plan by killing the pyromancer Rossart, he could have just stood outside Aerys' door for five minutes until his father's soldiers arrived.

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This is good poop

>>85593440
could they not have found an actress with a better face?

>>85593436
this is peak autism but i laughed because i too am autistic and hate this show

>>85593346
>taunt Tywin by taking his only useful son
>backfires
poetry desu senpai

>>85593476
Damn for a second I thought it was Calliou

what does GRRM mean by din-uh-stee? fat fuck is murican. it's dahy-nuh-stee.

>>85593429
I mean, he is fucking his sister.

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>>85593521

>>85593508
Considering that was obviously a lucky shot and was never repeated.

Not likely to work anywhere near as well as you think or enough that Randyll would chance it

for a second there i thought we were going to get a good old fashioned jaime vs bran autism fight going. thanks for the blue balls guys

Bunch of episode 7 spoilers

https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/6q7mn1/frikidoctors_season_7_episode_7_review_and_qa/

what if stannis body washes up in a river and the brotherhood of light revives him instead of catelyn

Will Arya make it to Winterfell or get killed off before getting there?

>>85593624
will they have to carry his reanimated head around like wilson

>>85593601
>trusting a guy who admits he's not a leaker and just takes leaks out there and strings them along with speculation and assumption

No

>>85593624
what if D&D weren't hacks and we got a good show

>>85593601
They were leaked back in october 2016, I already know them all buddy.

Jon's real name is Aegon, and he fucks Dany, end of the season. (Literally)

Why did Jeor take the Black?

>>85592620
Actually yes, that's part of the reason they never conquered Dorne

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>>85593521
perfect Dany

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>>85591354
>tfw no sick designs for a blackfyre t-shirt
>tfw this one has the fucking targshit colors

>>85593659
If he visits the Summer Isles, maybe.

>>85593649
>not trusting a guy who's "speculation" has been completely correct so far and who has proven leaks

>>85593657
it's more detailed than that

like, the reason Jon's real name is Aegon is because Rhaegar thinks one of his sons will be the Prince Who Was Promised and wanted it to be an Aegon who was

>>85593649
If you don't know what youre talking about then dont open your mouth.

Frikidoctor "claims" he's just guessing because he's upholding plausible deniability so he cant be sued. He described season 6 episodes perfectly before they aired under the guise of claiming they were just guesses.

Jon Snow's real name is Rhaeger Jr, named after his after father, Rhaeger.

>>85593744
umm no sweetie. it's Aegon.

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>>85592764

Her right tit in the pic is much bigger than the other, can't be the only one to notice

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cast bobby b in the inevitable teen angst prequel series

>>85593649
he literally just forwards stuff from leddit. 100% confirmed, yet still another source. He stopped doing OC back in season 5 I think

>>85593775
uhh no it's Jaeherys?

>>85593720
He's not "claiming" jackshit.

Truede called him out on it last year and he admitted to it

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>>85593808
Ned

>>85593601
>Q: Who will kill the mountain? A: this season? No one, but it will be the hound
!

>>85593659
retirement

>>85593874
not enough of an ugly manlet

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>tfw he will never cuddle up next to you in bed and brush his ass against your cock until you grab him and fuck him until both your dicks are dry

>>85593870
please name ONE example of friki being wrong about something ever

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>>85593808
Rhaegar

>>85593908
>he will never stop spamming the same picture of deanie weenie

>>85593908
>until both your dicks

not all of us have two dicks, shitlord

>>85593908
cast him

>>85593682
She has no jaw/chin

>>85593987
random camgirl

>>85593946
I don't speak spanish so I don't remember his leaks.

But he admitted to speculating

https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nmmoc/first_and_last_post/

>>85594023
again you moron, hes """"""speculating""""""""
he clearly knows what hes talking about, he has a 100% accuracy rating, why do you think people even still listen to anything he says? if he was really just guessing we wouldnt even be talking about him right now

>>85593422
Because he was still one of the best swordsmen in the realm and because the kingdoms were short on knights after a year of war.

>>85593986
niggerfaggot

>>85593346
he's hot

>>85593261
Based Bobby B already said that only fools engage Dothraki in open battlefields, so they'd spend time raping the lands around KL. Goes further when he asked Ned how long it takes before his people turn on their cowardly king. Watch the show nigger.

>>85594058
>calling truede a liar
>fricki's just "lying"

WEW

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She looks like 180 pounds

>>85594122
nobody called truede a liar you dumb fuck

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And your shishter?

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>tfw you will never dress up as a superhero with isaac then take him back to the hotel with you to change and he just starts undressing in front of you like he doesn't seem to care

>>85594143
Truede said Fricki's just speculating, you're saying fricki isn't and that fricki's just lying about speculating, aka, truede is wrong about fricki speculating

WEW

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>>85594125
THICC. How can you guys not like fat asses

>>85594218
if you can provide one, just ONE, time when friki was ever wrong, do so now, or shut the fuck up

>>85594125
This Emilia is fucking perfect and by far the best Emilia ever

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>tfw you will never have a women take care of you while you're legs are broken and suck your cock without asking your permission because you can't do anything but lay there and watch

>>85594241
sauce?

>>85594125
This has to be edited. But if it's not I would still do her.

>>85594209
would be better if he keeps the mask on and its roleplay kink

>>85593514
That's actually a really good point. Maybe he killed Aerys just because he wanted too.

>>85594253
imagine waking up from warging to find that meera is giving you head

>>85594190
>literally get saved by littlefinger
>wtf I won't thank you imma strangle and threaten you
just WHAT was his problem?

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>son of the man who forced you into exile is banging your khaleesi

how is jon able to receive a raven from dragonstone faster than a raven from the wall?

>>85594241
>>85594252
>>85594271
t. Chubby chasers/Whale lovers

>>85594265
Kelsi Monroe

>>85594245
Look over his posts on reddit

>Alliser must be burned alive.
>Team Ramsay: House Bolton, Umber, Karstark and Manderly.
>I did post a video based on reliable leaks some time ago "Who lives and who dies this season" and Hodor is not on the list, but... In the trailers we have seen the King of the Night entering the Three Eyed Raven cave, or trying to, so nobody is safe, except for Bran
>I still have not had any confirmed leaks. All I can say are my personal speculations: 1. Jon will kill Alliser 2. Melissandre will be Jon´s new menthor 3. Jon will tell Davos that the dead are coming 4. Daenerys will arrive at Vaes Dothrak, will meet the Dosk Khaleen and will not be burned by a brassiere in the Dosh Khaleen Temple 5.Qyburn is doing something weird to same kids that are captive in Kings Landing. 6. Tommen will talk to the High Sparrow, but the High Sparrow will try to manipulate him and make him part of his followers, using also Margaery for that purpose 7. Blind Arya gets better fighting, but still will be blind for some time I guess 8. Ramsay´s present is either Rickon Stark, or Stannis dead body, but I´m almost sure is Rickon. The Umbers reveal themselves as traitors to the Stark cause.

As examples

>>85594339
It's literally in mans nature to seek women who look fit for bearing child

>>85594317
>son

>>85594317
>Also has your fathers respect, sword and the lord of your house made him king and hopes to bed him as well

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>>85594339
t. Low testosterone pleb

>>85594409
Out with the old, in with the new Candice Dare or death

>>85592308
cant wait for little finger to screw some shit up and the wall to fail under sansa who refuses johns order to send people to help mine the dragon glass which allows the white walkers to go as far south as stanis's castle

making the climactic battle take place in plane view of some who dont believe in white walkers. and sansa being molested by white walkers is a plus

>>85594377
jorah doesnt know that

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>>85594253
all i want is for GOT to ripoff this scene from breaking bad with bran and meera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVEZIf8xDV8

>>85593697
>like, the reason Jon's real name is Aegon is because Rhaegar thinks one of his sons will be the Prince Who Was Promised and wanted it to be an Aegon who was

Am I the only one who thinks there's no good way of bringing this up?

Are we actually gonna get Rhaegar, Lyanna or Bran giving exposition about why Jon was also named Aegon because muh Prince that was Promised and muh have to make sure it's an Aegon?

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>>85594431
Pics? This is now an ass thread.

>>85593023
Targs can into polygamy with legit children. Northerners have a traditional marriage where the husband steals the bride from her father's home. Literally both can be reconciled here into a legitimate marriage. Jon Snow is legitimately Jaeharys Targaryan, second of his name.

>>85594567
WHO

>>85594567
>risk ban to post ass

No.

Literally just google

>>85594567
>this is a 11/10 in ameri*a

>>85594621
repulsive monsters like quasimodo and shitpee are what bongs call "attractive" so shut your mouth

>>85594641
triggered

>>85593516
the worst part about those shit bowls was how similar they were to the food bowls

>>85594567
who is this tho

>>85594567
>that head to torso ratio
what in the fuck

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>>85594664

>>85594377
N+A=J nigga

Reminder that in season 1 LF takes Ned to the brothel and simply says "your wife's in there", rather than simply explain the situation, explicitly so Ned would rush to judgement and push him angrily against the wall, thus making him feel bad when he finds he has mistrusted LF

Reminder when Cat reveals she really is in there and the LF was protecting her, she then shows LF and Ned the knife used to attempt to kill Bran, and LF says it used to be his until he lost it in a bet to the dwarf

Reminder this supposed bet involves Jaime losing in the last tournament to Loras Tyrell

Reminder Tyrion is specifically mentioned as only liking one other adult Lannister (Jaime), and that he is known amongst gamblers in KL for never betting against Jaime

Reminder Ned would have worked out LF was lying then if he had been more or a gambler, but he was too noble for that stuff

Reminder the entire first book has multiple layers such as LF and Varys competing behind the scenes to instigate or delay war in order to advance their own interests

Reminder GRRM gave up putting this sort of effort into the saga about 20 years ago

>>85594381
i never paid much attention to how badly jorah got cucked

>>85594734
nice reddit spacing

>>85593348
WEASLY...

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>>85594757
its easier to read anon

>>85594734
Found the redditor.

>>85594698
Shes bent over arching her back, the perspective is off.

>>85594734
what sort of effort?
please elaborate

>>85594842
>I've posted like 3 already relax. Why do you take 4chan so seriously?

Cause I wanna be able to post here Sunday and don't feel like risking it

Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.

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>>85593516
>game of thrones is finally back, been waiting a long time
>start heating up my chowder while the intro plays on, excited to get back into the series
>leave chowder simmering on the stove and go back to watch the show some more
>pause VLC and pour myself a delicious bowl
>come back and resume, 1 spoon into my mouth and the show decides to go on a long montage of Tarley scooping all kinds of shit
>all kinds of logs, different shapes and sizes, nice extreme closeups so you can really see the moistness and texture of the turds
>switches it up with a nice mushy diarrhea dump montage
>I figure any second now this playlist of anal expulsion will be over
>it just keeps going on and on with nice close ups of brown, rancid ass juice
>put my chowder in the fridge

>>85594877
LF is instigating war between the Starks and Lannisters. He lied about the knife belonging to Tyrion, knowing Tyrion was the "easy" target in the Lannister family and the most likely to be arrested in a rash move, which would in turn escalate tensions.

Varys meanwhile is trying to cool tensions between Stark and Lannister as he is not yet ready for Young Griff/Viserys in the show to make their move.

>>85594757
>>85594854
>"No, you're the redditor"
>I like Game of Thrones

>>85594965
and you feel that sort of intricacy is missing from the recent books?

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Is this a BRAP thread?

>>85594757
Where did this sudden bitching about spacing come from?

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>>85594734
Reminder to tip back at you my good gentle sir

>>85593955
fucking ugly as fuck

>>85593346

I don't like how Jaime and Thor get haircuts and they automatically go from blond to brunette.

>rhaegar will never top you

kill me

>>85593346
He's handsome.

Jamie's entire character is a subversion of the handsome, charming knight in shining armor cliche.

On the surface, he's handsome and basically one if not THE best knights in the kingdom. The fact that he's on the kingsgard also gives him additional credibility in the honor department, as he has recanted all claims to the Lannister family legacy in order to serve the king and the kingdom.

But deep down, he's a horrible selfish little shit who's pretty face hides a monstrously ugly soul which commits one of the gravest perversions known to man: incest. Also, a huge slacker who is an embarrassment to his father, who wants him to be the face of the family and continue the bloodline/family name.

That being said, Martin himself fanned the flames with the third book, which gave Jamie a pair of leather pants and basically undid the entire point of the character by giving him a tragic backstory (he's a good guy who was corrupted by his evil sister; plus revealed that he's a shit because he realized that being a knight for a mad rapist/murderous king means selling out ALL concepts of honor and justice, hence why he's an evil nhillist).

That said, TV Jamie is more close to the original vision of the character than book Jamie, who's redemption arc was skipped in the TV show

>new preston vid
I can't wait to wa-
>redteamreview podcast style

thanks for nothing

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>something problematic happens to any major character other than danny
>characters goes through immense struggle both physically and psychologically
>rarely perseveres unscathed, and at great loss of family/morality, sometimes outright failing altogether and dying
>nothing much changes in the grand scheme of things

>something problematic happens to danny
>"lmao drakaris"
>problem is gone
>rinse and repeat ad infinitum
>world handed to her on a silver platter

>>85595493
literally nothing wrong with incest

>>85595887
If you don't mind your kids turning out defunct, sure. There's a reason royalty went from strong intelligent monarchs to sickly, crippled retards over a few generations.

>>85595965
correlation =/= causation

>>85596015
It's called genetics you fucking Bible thumping murritard. Then again I can see how you would support incest when your country's national past time is cousin fucking.

>>85596074
literally nothing wrong with experimenting with cousins

>>85596112
If you don't mind your kids turning out defunct, sure.

>decide to check out asoiaf fanfiction
>90% of it is gay sex, lyanna/rhaegar or sandor/sansa

What the actual fuck is wrong with women?

>>85596139
fuck off

>>85592613
Not sure if epic meme but it's the house sigil and shit

>>85596152
Someone post Jon Snow getting raped by tubby. I know you fags saved it.

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>>85594317
>>85594381
>>85594739
really brings further meaning to the "Azor Jorah" people

>the cuck that was promised

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>>85596152
>tfw the majority of fanfiction is tumblr whales self-inserting as sandra
>tfw barely any good /ss/

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who the fuck was she?

>>85592767
Even redditors can pick up on satire retard

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>when people post edited versions of Maisie and then call her ugly

>>85596279
filler character from the books

>>85593320
His claim was right by conquering, he gathered coalition against the Mad Lad, and then established his house as the King of Seven Kingdoms using the momentum of his triumphs. I don't remember well, but at least couple of big houses supported him (Starks at least).

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https://youtu.be/IsA_lCQIJlA this is an amazing video. Wow:

>>85596305
Starks, Arryns, Tullys and Baratheons (obv) all supported him

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>>85596299
>implying any of them are edited

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>>85596318
So is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBgafxV81gI

>>85596336
oh yeah i remember that episode where Maisie got cancer and lost all her hair

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this head needs a crown on it.

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>>85596381
Heartbreaking stuff. Luckily her stage actress friend happened to know a secret cure.

>>85596442
kek got me

>>85596367
What the hell man

>>85593682
She is from my hometown in Tas. Similar age. She's a real babe. Would fit the cute phase too when Dany is young.

>>85592412
That would be a beautiful picture if her malformed greasy teenage nose wasn't wrecking the whole thing.

>>85596328
and greyjoys toward the end, and lannisters and freys at the very very very end.

>>85593023
AEGON IS THE TRUE SON OF RHAEGAR HE WILL SIT ON THE THRONE!!!

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>>85596396
Isn't Isaac technically the rightful heir to the north, making him the rightful King and not Jon?

>>85597489
yes

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>>85597489
>tfw faggots who take cocks in the ass inevitably die shortly after being crowned

>king renly
>king tommen
>king bran

>>85597489
Robb legitimised Jon and named him heir so technically no but it's not really addressed in the books or show, GRRM mentioned it separately

>>85597576
heir on the assumption that bran was dead.

>>85597557
>bran
>dying

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Reminder
>We see the boatsex scenes intercut with the scenes of Rhaegar and Lyanna. They get into a cabin on the boat, and we actually see Tyrion understanding what's going on in there. The way Friki talks, we get the scene where Lyanna says Jon's actual name is Aegon just as Daenerys comes or something.

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>>85597557
>tommen
>gay

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>>85597617
Bran will die (of aids)

SCREEN CAP THIS

>>85597666
Devil trips speak the truth

>>85597666
fuck off satan

>>85597646
Tommen is a gay homo who stopped fucking Margery so he could suck the High Sparrow's cock.

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>>85592948

>>85597666
Satan confirms Bran's death due to warging into aids-ridden Hodor to repeatedly and violently fuck Bran's own ass

>>85597666
Ignore Satan, prince of lies.

>>85597666
Devil tells the truth.
Valar fagolis

All fags must die

>>85597557
how many inches can Bran take?

>>85594125
I doubt it, isn't she a midget irl

>>85597870
Bran answers wirh a cheeky grin "how many have you got"

>>85597870
I would estimate that Hodor has AT LEAST an 8 inch cock

>>85597870
Bran prefers width to length, like all intelligent pillow biters do

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>>85597902
lel

>>85597904
Hodor has a choad. Three inches long but as thick as a can of Crisco. It would take Bran weeks to recover if Hodor had 10 minutes with him.

>>85597870
For anyone who's seen Deaner's weaner on pornhub, how many inches would you guess he has?

>>85593514
Didn't he kill them a few days AFTER he killed the mad king? Just to be sure none of his ex-followers did anything stupid?

>>85597666
screen capped

Fuck off faggots.

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>>85597999

nou

>>85597999
The upside down devil speaks the anti-truth

>>85597999
>>85598024
This should then be interpreted as "fuck on faggots"

>>85598041
Or dont fuck on straights

>>85598021
is he lacking a father figure? or does he have two father figures?

>>85594734
No he didn't, if he had he'd just have rushed the books out.
It's the fact that he's trying to tie together 20 years of this high level shit that is making him take so long.

There's Doran Martell, the Shavepate, Manderleys and friends, Littlefinger still in the Vale doing who knows what, Varys in Kings Landing sneaking around, etc

Maybe George will never finish the books and that would be really shitty, but to say he isn't still putting a lot of care and thought into it all is just false.

>>85598081
> does he have two father figures?

back 2 /pol/ with you

>>85598116
>everyone who says something even slightly edgy is le /pol/ boogeyman
no, you go back fag

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/milton-jon-snow-highway-1.4226287
The Canadian Press
Jul 28, 2017

Is Milton the new Westeros? Games of Thrones fan has renamed James Snow Parkway

Prankster renames parkway after character on the popular HBO series Game of Thrones

A 'Game of Thrones' fan renamed Milton's James Snow Parkway Friday morning. (Janice Wright/Twitter)

An Ontario highway sign has received the Game of Thronestreatment.

Motorists travelling on the eastbound lanes of Highway 401 in Milton, Ont., just west of Toronto, on Friday morning saw the name of the James Snow Parkway exit sign changed to the Jon Snow Parkway.

The name James on the sign was blacked out and replaced with Jon — a reference to the character Jon Snow on the popular HBO series.

A spokeswoman for Ontario's Ministry of Transportation says the sign was vandalized sometime early in the morning.

Astrid Poei says the sign was back to normal by about 11:45 a.m. Friday and provincial police, who were notified about the incident, will continue to monitor the area.

The parkway is named after James Snow, an Ontario politician who served as a Conservative MPP for the area from 1967 to 1985.

>>85598195
t. redditfag

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Stannis is alive in our hearts

>>85593794
And her face is ugly.

>>85597870
the real question is many inches can Bran give?

>>85598116
>>/lgbt/

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Y...you think that i have the best feet? how kind of you anon!

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>>85598295
I can't fucking wait for him to come back this season. If john crown and the burned hound and come back so can our true king.

>>85598354
I'd rather judge your feline

>>85598354
I can't look at her without thinking of that one image where she sucks the black guy's face

Whos /snek/ here?

>>85593881
FUCKING CONFIRMED
https://youtu.be/t08RN2yPJik

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>>85593261
> Do the Dothraki have a history of successful sieges against fortresses and citadels?

No, Gurm doesn’t know jack shit about warfare.

The Dothraki are much more like American Plains Indians then Mongols and their threat is mostly due to their large numbers and mobility in battle on wide open plains.

Now, they could use enslaved civilized soldiers with experience in siege warfare using catapults, mobile towers, mines and such but that’s just not going to cut it against a properly maned large walled city and every city in Essos is walled.

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>>85592613
That's a rose, sigil of her and her mothers house. She gave it to her to signal that she was still on her side and was just pretending to be with the religious cult. It was also super obvious and you have to be a literal retard to not connect the dots yourself.

>>85598378
Someone post the .webm for this insufferable
faggot, please.

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>>85593521
>could they not have found an actress with a better face?

They could have just used her much hotter stand-in;

>>85598470
looks like the stand-in could use a couple of tens of pounds to stand in.

>>85593261
Yes they do, there's plenty of destroyed cities throughout Essos and the rest are paying tribute to various Khals so they won't attack them.
In the first Danaerys chapter this is all explained, the meeting with Drogo isn't on horseback it's during a great feast in Drogo's estate in Pentos (or maybe just outside of the city I don't remember exactly)

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>>85598112

> Maybe George will never finish the books and that would be really shitty, but to say he isn't still putting a lot of care and thought into it all is just false.

True, but the guy is S L O W as fuck to begin with and his publisher should have been riding his ass once the tv show deal was signed.

One of three things with happen with the books;

1. GRRM with die of fat and old age before finishing the story.

2. GRRM is waiting for the shitty tv show to end and will simply copy D&D and claim that was his plan all along.

3. GRRM realized he fucked up with HBO and his actual published story will be cool (if we ever get it…)

>>85598615
>GRRM with die of fat and old age before finishing the story.
Very possible, although hopefully not
>GRRM is waiting for the shitty tv show to end and will simply copy D&D and claim that was his plan all along.
meme idea, I know you don't think this will happen
>GRRM realized he fucked up with HBO and his actual published story will be cool
If he lives long enough it will be, there's no reason to expect the huge drop in quality from the show because he's putting more effort in rather than less like D&D
I'm certain we'll get TWoW at least and you'll see me proven right.

>>85598021
what did he mean by "the cock"? why not just say the cock?

>>85597999
nice trips

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>>85592373
i want breed

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>>85598547
>Yes they [Dothraki] do, there's plenty of destroyed cities throughout Essos

Unless the destruction happened during the Century of Blood after the fall of Valyria, when cities were isolated by the global collapse of the empire, the Dothraki are incapable of capturing a walled city.

They’re just too primitive for that.

Now that doesn’t mean that the Dothraki can’t bottle up the population within their walled city and eventually starve them out by controlling the countryside, (which is why Pentos and other others pay them off to leave them alone) but that only works if the city has no allies and no access to the sea or rivers.

>>85592774
cringe

>>85598438
Native Americans didn't roam, they stayed in plots of lands and quarreled with nearby tribes. The Mongols/Huns wanted to take over the world. The Dothraki are much more like the Mongols than Native Americans.

>>85598450
what was the point of giving her mother that note if they were all going to be blown up

it had to be something else

I realise that the show is now fan fiction, but does it have to be so obvious about it? The scripts feel like they're written by people recruited from Reddit.

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>>85598704
>>GRRM realized he fucked up with HBO and his actual published story will be cool
>If he lives long enough it will be, there's no reason to expect the huge drop in quality from the show because he's putting more effort in rather than less like D&D
>I'm certain we'll get TWoW at least and you'll see me proven right.

I've got my fingers crossed and agree we'll get Book #6, even if his widow has to hire a ghost writer to finish it (the publisher will demand it).

Dunno how may notes and outlines GRRM has, but hopefully his widow will recognize the need for fans to have a conclusion and will bring in a writer(s) to finish the saga if he kicks the bucket (regardless of GRRM's claim that all his notes will be destroyed upon his death).

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>ACSHUALLY IT'S A NON-GENDER BINARY PRONOUN

>>85597666
Brazzers doesn't do gay shit.

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>>85598831
>Native Americans didn't roam

>>85598904
>VALYRIAN IS MY MOTHER TONGUE
>akchually your translation is wrong, m'queen

>>85592772

Rhaegar was so obsessed with prophecy he couldn't help himself but steal the wolf pussy.

>>85598967
YOU WANT THE WOLF POOSAY

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>>85592308
TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS

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>>85598967
You wouldn't believe how much pussy I pull with this wolf pelt.

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>>85598925
>individual American tribes never traveled further than 100 miles
>Mongols traveled from Poland to Iran to China
>guys Native Americans were just as nomadic as the Mongols lmao

>>85598995
This image is wrong. Robert didn't have a beard back then. He only grew it out when he got old and fat to try to hide his double chin.

>>85599010
It all tastes of fish though

>>85598995
>ywn have your ribcage completely crushed by a single blow of Bobby B's warhammer
Just die in my sleep already.

So is someone gonna make a thread or what?

>>85598875
Even if he dies before Winds has finished he'll have written enough that a ghost writer could give us something pretty damn close to what George intended.
I'm hoping he can get as much work done on A Dream of Spring as possible though. I assume he has quite a lot of the plan outlined for it already.

>>85599177
do it yourself you lazy wanker

>>85599295
I usually would, but at this point I'm worried someone is already making one and then there'll be a split

>>85599321
it's quiet so that's not too likely

>>85595290
but he takes yo girl

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>>85599012

“Much more like American Plains Indians then Mongols” ≠ “exactly like American Indians!”

The Dothraki are unarmored horsemen who live in grass huts, their only similarity with the far more technologically and culturally advanced Mongols, is controlling a large mostly empty territory.

>>85599348
new

>>85599388

new

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>>85599399

Dumbass, it's 6:00am on a Saturday, we don't need a new thread yet, that will only be filled with recycled memes.

>>85599012
>>85598925
>>85598831
>>85599365
It's almost like they're an amalgamation of multiple nomadic steppe peoples, and aren't just a real historical group magically transported into a separate fictional world

>>85599437
Fucking newfag

>>85599437
I made a new one just to spite you.

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>>85599450
>It's almost like they're an amalgamation of multiple nomadic steppe peoples, and aren't just a real historical group magically transported into a separate fictional world

No shit, the discussion is how much of whom and clearly the Dothraki are much more like American Planes Indians then other nomadic tribal people.

>>85593682
Go Home and Away