Are you excited?

SAY IT WITH ME:

BLONALD

>>85572863

It must work otherwise they would stop making these shows. Same reason Maddow is top dog in ratings game now.

>>85572863
Trump is living rent free in colbert's head
Damn....

>>85572863

TWO SCOOPS

>>85572863
>Lil' Bush 2.0

Not really

>>85572863
DURGLE DUUUUUUURPPFFF

>>85572863
MONALD BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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that's enough

>>85572863
Holy
FRAK (pardon the language, kind sirs)
This. looks. epic.

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>mfw grumpf has no chance after this show

HE IS DONE

>>85572863
BJORNALT BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTT

>>85572863
its over for him now

truly impeachment is the only option.

>>85572899
He's the President you retard
Damn....

>>85572863

>WHAT IF GRUMPFY WAS TOO BUSY EATING HIS FOODIES TO SIGN IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS

hahahaha oh my god colbert has done it again

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KRUUUUUMPF I'LL KILL YOU

>>85572863
BONALD BUMPFKDIN BTFO

Trump is so thin skinned this show is surely gonna create a tremendous amount of butthurt.

Same goes for his retarded fanboys here.

BROWN BRICKS

>>85573090
This haha. Can't wait to watch it with my gf and her son Markelle. They'll love it!

>>85573090
Translation for non-redditors:
DRRRRRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMPPPFFFF

Honestly, how has he not been impeached yet? Literally every celebrity hates him.

>>85572863
BLOGDEN FLURHJTF

U R DONE 4

>>85573125
>>85573127
perfect examples of what he was talking about lol

>>85573127
>>85573125
>this amount of butthurt over a cartoon show that's not even out yet
muh orange daddy

>>85572863
I'm the only one that think this will end up helping Trump to be reelected?It will make americans used to see him as the president everytime.

Trump is a populist, any spotlight will make him stronger,people forgetting about him would be his doom.

>>85573125
His new better be Tyrone you racist Nazi homophobic Drumpf supporter. You don't want trannies in the military? Well maybe I don't want your head on your shoulders :)

this is just more proof that gronk has to be impeached, please senator sanders

>>85572863
hahaha I love how he's ORANGE

>>85572883
DRUMKPH

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>>85572863

B-BLIFFFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>Colbert is making fun of daddy again, I better go defend him!!!!

Can't Trump sue for defamation and libel?

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>there will be daily threads about it on here

Oh boy

>>85573160
They're joking around. That's hardly butthurt. When it's out it'll probably be posted around and people will mock it.

>>85573201
>defamation
>existing for public figures
haha silly drumpftard

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>>85573154
>>85573154
DROOMP IS FINIS
IZ PUTIN SHILL

>>85572863

Love all the shills in this thread instantly towing in line to dab daddies tears :)

>>85573201
>sue
>Americans

>>85573125

Agreed. After this show the gallows is the only option for him

>>85573199
Do you ever get tired of spamming the same picture over and over again?

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PEE PEE TAPE
>PEE PEE TAPE
PEE PEE TAPE
>PEE PEE TAPE
PEE PEE TAPE
>PEE PEE TAPE
PEE PEE TAPE

BLUMPHF IS FINISHED. FUCKING GRUUUUMJPGH

>>85573090

This. Colbert has been destroying Trump since the primaries but his fans are too dumb to even realize it. Sad!

>>85573161
>I'm the only one that think this will end up helping Trump to be reelected?It will make americans used to see him as the president everytime.

Yeah, you probably are the only one, because that's an impressively stupid idea. The time for making him look less Presidential was during the election. He takes shits in the White House now, that ship has sailed. Also middle America aren't going to watch some cartoon on Showtime, are you drunk?

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>>85572863
TWO SCOOPS!

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>>85573179
>hahaha I love how he's ORANGE
Yeah, man, I hate hot the FAKE MEDIA implies he's tanning like a whore.

>>85572863
It'll be funny, but not in the way it's intended to be.

>>85573199
>Implying /tv/ isn't just /pol/tards and ledditors circle herking about conservitard vs libtard memes all the time
Go back to you game of thrones/capeshit/Dr who threads and I'll go back to denying the Holocaust on ww2 movie threads, aright?

>>85572863
Nobody ever laughs at those segments though.

>>85573201
>average intelligence of a trump supporter on display

Is Colbert mentally ill? He really has an unhealthy obsession with Trump.

>>85573275

Holy shit he really is a cheeto lmao

>Hey remember that show Lil Bush? Let's do the same thing against Drumpf!
>Brilliant. You're hired.

>>85573161

considering trump's presidency has been a 6 month dumpster fire so far i don't think you should be thinking about reelection at this point.

Trump is getting on a plane to moscow right NOW to hide from the SHAME

>>85572863
hahahahah the orange idiot hahaha look at him what a buffoon

>>85573211
>Sure we're going to endlessly bitch and moan about celebrities for the next four or eight years,tt b-bu it's not butthurt. We're just mocking them!

Whatever you say.

>>85573275
cheeto daddy

>>85573268

I forgot that no one in flyover country has showtime thanks for the reminder

>>85572863
No, just wondering why the sacred calf Obama never received this kind of treatment...

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>>85573306

Are you mentally ill? Why are you so triggered that someone is resisting facism?

2 GENDERS
2 SCOOPS

>>85573306
It's Freudian. Liberals all hate Trump because they secretly want to fuck him. Everyone knows Trump has a 7 inch cock, YOU JUST KNOW all the liberals fantasize about him busting on their faces.

https://youtu.be/406KqNDgKuI?list=PLectC7OSYwjW9OL2IhkNyX994-RMzn3Kf

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>>85572863
Trump will never win the election now!

>>85573245
>alt-right has a boo boo in his toushy

>>85573325
this lmao

>>85573323
>considering trump's presidency has been a 6 month dumpster fire so far
You mean him following Obama plans instead of his own?Just like pretty much every president in murica.

>>85573344
>coastal liberal is elitist about still having cable

o i am laffin

>>85573344
No you're right, I'm sure The L Word and Homeland are real hits in Wisconsin.

>>85573323
>muzzie ban
>no metally I'll trannies in military
>massive regulation cuts
>constant asspain everywhere

Wtf I love dumpster fires now!

>>85573245
Clearly not, as it's always guaranteed (You)s from drumpflets

>>85573346
Because he bombed Libya and funded radical jihadists to overthrow Assad leading to massive civil wars in both countries. When has a conservative EVER done something like that?

Checkmate drumpftard

>>85573347
>Fascism
>bad

When will this meme end???

>>85573346
Colbert probably agreed with his policies, so there was nothing to mock? Dumb question.

>>85573411
>Homeland are real hits in Wisconsin.

It actually was when it wasn't trash

>>85572863
isn't comedy central also doing a trump show?

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>>85573179
>muh daddy is not orange ;_; he has normal skin

>>85573323

This. It's her fucking turn.

>>85573323
The low IQ of liberals on full display. Bet you haven't read through Discourses on Livy lmao

>>85573401

no i mean him not accomplishing a single one of the things he said he was going to do in his first 100 days.

hes an Orange man ha ha

>>85573306
>Even just mentioning the word "Trump" causes his viewership and ratings to skyrocket from people laughing at it and people watching it "ironically" to be mad at him about it.
>"Gee, I wonder why he keeps talking about Trump?"

>LEL la Colbert ps so la triggered that he makes JOKES about the PRESIDENT on his late night talk
show!!
>glorious god emperor 4evs LOL XD #2cool4cucks

>>85573453

Damn trump will never recover

>>85573463

Tacitus > Livy but I still love niccolo

>>85573401
At least Obama had legislative achievements at this point in the presidency lmao

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>>85572863
>>>85573306
>someone is resisting facism.
Unironically This is what liberals actually believe.

>>85573346

Because he wasn't a fucking toddler cheeto.

>>85573413
>>no metally I'll trannies in military

hey bigot, we need as much as mentally ill suicidal trannies on 15 different psychoactive drugs in the military or putin wins!

>>85573443
Oh so Colbert also likes dronih the shit out of civilians and toppling strong man leaders in countries that, without said strongman , would lead to decade long civil wars between tribal and religious tensions?

Good for him.

LMAO Drumpf is going to hit the (whitehouse) roof

>>85573506
WALL: BUILT
checkmate

>>85573275
Hahaha HE IS ORANGE!!!

>>85572863
nice to see people standing up to the fascist cheeto

>>85573494
>Ratings sky rocket with the elderly
>Still in 3rd for 18-50 demo

Bravo colbert

why even make a TV show, surely you just need CSPAN for all comedic purposes

>>85573504
Cicero> Tacitus > Machiavelli

>>85573506

Name them.

Holy shit Pmurt is finished!

>>85573453
hahahaha lol i love it

>>85573515
cheetoes Are orange the same As Trump HAHAHHA

>>85573506

Like what?

>>85573413
The Muslim ban that got blocked three times because the retard wouldn't stop calling it a Muslim ban?

The tranny ban that was announced via twitter and is currently not in affect because the retard didn't tell the US joint chiefs

And why do you care about regulation cuts, you work at Wendy's.

Real life is much funnier than these liberal shows.

>the the Mooch arc just started and it's already irl kino

>>85573572

Maybe fucking Obamacare? You know, that thing Trump keeps trying and failing to repeal?

>>85573245
It's not like he knows how to post about anything other than capeshit and game of thrones
have you ever seen him try and discuss actual film? it's hilarious

Nobody is going to watch it
Same as nobody would watch a lame cartoon about Obama

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>same tired, uninspired humour that amounts to nothing more than dude his hair is SILLY
>TROLOLOLOL U TRIGGERED xD

imagine coming to /tv/ to actually talk shit about Trump like anybody cares

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TWO SCOOOPS?! FUCKING GRUUUJMMPGH!

>conservative comedy
>just actual liberals doing their stupid shit
>liberal comedy
>have to make an animation of your opponent to make them look dumb xDDD

>>85573590

The muslim ban the supreme Court ruled can't be blocked because trump calls it a Muslim ban?

And Obama allowing trannies in the military was already deferred, now it will never be put in place.

>>85573283
Sad. Colbert used to be one of the funniest writers in the country. His show now is pretty embarrassing.

imagine coming to /tv/ to salivate over your political father figure like anybody cares

>>85573596

An amazing twist out of left field at that. Trump is top kino and it's not even 1/8th of his presidency.

>>85573590
>The Muslim ban that got blocked three times because the retard wouldn't stop calling it a Muslim ban?
Except it would be perfectly constitutional for the president to halt any kind of demographic from entering the country , and the entire point of the lower courts ruling against Trump is to try and change the executive powers of the president?
>Implying multiculturalism is a good idea
Yeah let's just look at how the Chinese treat the Uyhgers and marvel at the history of Yugoslavia for a brief moment.

>>85573628

Obamacare passed in 2010.

>>85573650
Hahaha laugh at the triggered drumphkin

Hahahahahah

>>85573590

he's a NEET he doesn't have an actual job.

either that or he's only like 15 or something.

>>85573628
>Obamacare

Are you underage? Because that shit took all of obamas first term to push through

>>85573664
Yeah, you're right. There is certainly no popular liberal comedians mocking conservatives based on video clips, live interviews, and tweets.

>>85573572
>>85573588
Simple Google search, won't bother naming them because then you'll just move the goalposts and say they're shit. Shit or not, he accomplished something which is more than our current retard in chief can claim.

he cant win the election after this lol

he' done

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>liberals think a """"""comedy"""""" show is political resistance.

So brave of you to oppose trump like this.

>>85573651
>>85573698
>S-sSTOP HAVING DISCUSSIONS AND PLEASE POST IN MY CAPESHIT WAR THREAD

>>85573136
>retarded Jewish media heads hate him so he needs to be impeached

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>>85573590
>literally zero arguments
-Muslim banned is in effect until October
- tranny ban is literally a must do since evil Drumpf orange Hitler is commander and chief of the military
>Obama regulations BTFO so reddit faggots like you need a strawman like "working at wendys"

>>85573757
>He accomplished stuff but I'm not gonna list it

LOL

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>>85573504
>>85573543
>d-d-daddy is n-n-not orange

If the American people gave a shit about what Hollywood thinks, then Hillary would have won by the biggest landslide in US history.


But that didn't happen.

>>85572863
No.

We live in a post-irony universe. No matter how hard they try, it'll just be depressing.

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TWO
SCOOPS

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>>85573757
>Failing healthcare system
>Started endless wars in the Middle East
>Forgot to fill in 1000 federal court judge positions for Trump to fill in with his guys

>>85573793

And don't forget slashing 16 regulations for every new one.

>>85573346
Because he was too difficult to satirize that didn't involve bottom of the barrel, lowest common denominator racial bullshit.

Nixon, Clinton, both George Bushes, Reagan and Carter all had elements that made them ripe for satire. Obama was pretty much impossible to satirize.

>>85572863
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DRUMPF BTFOOOOO

>>85572883
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>>85572925
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>>85573084
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>>85573253
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>>85573813
so this... is the power... of alt right humor

>>85572863
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>>85573712
>trump supporter hasn't read the constitution
Shocking. Banning immigration based on religion is not constitutional. Any other Republican would have had it passed their first week in office simply by not mentioning religion at all.

>Implying multiculturalism is a good idea
What? Where?

Trump will never repeal Obamacare

>>85573848

triggered snowflake?
:^)

>>85573826
List of Trumps legislative accomplishments:
Oh.

>>85573848
Will the Left learn how to meme in time for the next election cycle? Or will it be more 'tiny hands XD'?

>>85573848

i don't think you can even use the word humor

>>85573848
t.triggerd reddit tranny

might as well close down this board when it comes out

>>85573848
;_;

>>85573867

>banning immigration
>of any type
>unconstitutional

confirmed uneducated plebbitor
pls leave

>>85573848
What's wrong with ad hominem based hyperbole as a form of satire? Do you not find caricature amusing , plebian?

>>85573867
>Banning immigration based on religion is not constitutional
Nice try but that only applies to US citizens.

Reminder that youre talking to some triggered nationalist mexican from /int/

>>85573826
>Forgot to fill in 1000 federal court judge positions for Trump to fill in with his guys

Someone post the gif of Obama dropping the phone

>>85573835
>Obama
>Impossible to satirize

Hahahahaha, the ivy league grad who would say 'folks' constantly in an attempt to appear more common? The same one only capable of talking in a shatneresque staccato?

Obama wasn't mocked because
1. Liberals loved him
2. Fear of being called racist
3. He was a media president

>>85573875
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>>85573895
>>85573897
>>85573902

Or how about he was subtly saying alt-right humor fuckin' sucks?

>>85573793
>literally zero arguments
Well except the ones I posted, which you provided no actual counter-arguments for. Can't expect much intellectual curiosity from someone who main political concern is posting cartoon frogs on a pedophile board.

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>>85573965

>the state of this thread

>>85573803
Umm sweetie, the American people chose Hillary.

Only state electors picked Donald.

>>85573949
>Hahahahaha, the ivy league grad who would say 'folks' constantly in an attempt to appear more common? The same one only capable of talking in a shatneresque staccato?

That's not enough to mine good satire out of.

Making Obama satire just with those things would really be stretched out thin in no time.

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Trump can't keep getting away with it!

>>85574001
But those guys actually punched neo-nazis and bruised them with bike locks.

>>85573867

>it's another "libcuck lies about what's in a six page document that is freely available" episode

>>85573867
>Banning immigration based on religion is not constitutional.
It's actually well within executive powers to ban any ethnic, national, or religious demographic of non-citizen from entering the country under a given crisis. No one is making that s dispute, they are disputing whether or not there is a crisis.

>>85573889
memes are cancer that only children and brainlets enjoy

>>85573090
>thinskinned
>threw his life away to be president
>will be hated for the remainder of his life
>meanwhile france, england, and sweden are bombing themselves to hell, throwing acid at each other, and running each other over in cars in coordinated attacks every day
>donald has the radical idea that maybe citizens should be safe residing in their own nation

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>mfw Trump gets impeached before this show even airs

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>>85573965
pic is literally you

>>85573919
>>85573928
You know you don't need a subscription to read the Constitution, it's readily available online.

>>85573926
Not only it isn't funny, but also extremely fuckin' lazy.

Even "yo momma" jokes had way more mileage than this shit.

>>85574048
woah

>>85574059
>daddy is sacrificing himself for the good of the american people
lol

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>>85574048
This image existed long before any of that shit.

>>85573802
no he is lol thats why its so funny haha

Plot Twist: Colbert is actually a KGB spy sent to stir antinationalist feelings in america
would this be kino

>>85574069
I hate Trump, but that would be funny as fuck in a tragic irony sense.

Donald Trump is a lame duck president.

>>85574076
>"I'm not offended, it just isn't funny!"

Trump really does have you people sounding more and more like SJWs.

>>85574055
yes, 4chan is clearly above such trivial diversions

why do trump babies get so offended anytime someone makes fun of their daddy?

>>85574152
Hey dumbass, you forgot the "extremely lazy" part.

Try being more fuckin' creative with your so-called "alt-right humor". I've seen some fucked up shit that I disagree with that's actually kinda funny, but not anywhere on /pol/.

>if you dont find colbert funny youre one of those pesky anti sjw

>>85573889
all of the "/pol/" memes used during the election were just repurposed memes that existed before the_donald took /pol/ over

posting a picture of angry Colbert and typing GROMPF is an example of an actual nu-/pol/ meme

>>85574109
>>85574195
you don't have to project your father issues on us

>>85574194
no 4chan is made up almost entirely of brainlets and children. reddit is better

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>>85574201

>if you find colbert humor shallow and pedantic you are a trump baby

>>85573848

Why does the spam filter catch my post when I try to (You) this many people but not this one?

>>85573963
>muh alt-right

>>85574073
>i have no argument and i must shitpost
If Trump proposed to expel US citizens for religious reasons then THAT would be unconstitutional.

>>85574111
>sweden

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I didn't laugh but I agreed the fuck out of it

>>85574210
>posting a /tv/ meme on /tv/ is /pol/
having a think here

>>85574217
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY PRESSIDENT!!!!! HE'S NOT ORANGE!!!!!

>>85574195
>laughing at TDS
>"y-you're offended!!"

>>85574021
What, you mean just like the Trump """jokes""""?

Not that you can't make good comedy out of Trump, but these ideologues can't rise above the level of playground insults. WAAH TWO SCOOPS LEL TINY HANDS HA ORANGE. Scintillating intellectual satire right there.

catch you guys 2 years down the line when Trevor Noah and Colbert are giving airtime to pedophilia sympathizers

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>it's a reddit tranny posts every 60 seconds to make it seem like there's more than one commie /leftypol/ user on /tv/ thread

>I'M SPEAKINGSLY FUNNILOUSLY
>peepee bed and haaaate
It's going to be boring, but the audience absolutely loves this so I'm glad they'll have fun.

>>85574248
Sure. Also banning immigrants on religious grounds. What a retard.

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>>85573848
>guaranteed replies

>>85574073
The Constitution only applies to citizens , not non citizens you moron and it's an executive power to limit aliens from entering the country by demand.

>>85574311
its pretty funny 2bh

>>85574210
That meme was started on /tv/ you fucking spic
Go back to /int/

>>85574073
Immigration isn't a right protected by the constitution

>>85574326
You know that this doesn't work if you're not the first reply, right?

>>85574228
and yet you're here

>>85574294
IT WAS HER TURN!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85574333
>>85574338
Prove it. :)

>>85574278
>something that was developed simultaneously on both boards by the same group of people is a /tv/ meme
it's just a ripoff of the Louis CK thing taken in an unfunny new direction but still

>>85574239
shareblue has a special deal with Hiro ;)

>>85574336
>i-it's a /tv/ meme
>so what if only the_donalders post it

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pssssst hey kid
PFOLP

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Do we get a scene of McCain wearing a Bane mask?

>>85572863
I imagine Colbert's obsession with Trump is like Helga's obsession with Arnold in Hey Arnold. He's probably made a shrine of Trump out of orange flavored gum that he hides in his closet.

>>85574306
Oh don't get me wrong. Trump jokes have gotten really stale too.

But that's because Trump is devoid of anything interesting, no matter what anyone says. Dude's one of the most shallow motherfuckers to ever enter the white house and is so painfully uninteresting in his chaotic nature.

Obama, on the other hand, didn't really have much to have any kind of witty humor to hook itself onto AT ALL.

>>85574306

>Russia
>racism
>homophobia
>transphobia
>Islamophobia
>xenophobia

There are plenty of real issues they call him out for, /pol/tards just ignore them because orange daddy can do no wrong

>>85574347
Hillary Clinton would have been a terrible president. Doesn't change that Trump is a fucking moron and his daily stupidity is hilarious.

>>85574413
also he's orange LMAO!!!

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PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>85574136
>I hate Trump
Why would you hate him ? What did he do to you ?

"Hate" is a strong word

>>85574437
LOL I KNOW RIGHT.

>>85574377
>Prove that the Constitution of nation only applies to citizens
Lmao maybe you should prove that you have an IQ over legally retarded

>>85574408
This.

You can make really savage, extremely brutal satirical eviscerations of Trump, but the mainstream comedies don't want to go too far with their material, so they just stick with the easy shit.

There's probably some really underground shit that's much funnier than what SNL is doing, but no one has unearthed it yet.

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>>85574413
>I-I-I'm smarter than one of the most successful humans to ever live

>>85574478
>financial success means intelligence

I guess every rapper is smarter than /pol/, kek.

>>85574443
I've disliked Donnie since his Apprentice days, to be honest.

Never saw the appeal of an overtly tan oaf saying "You're fired".

However, his bizarre appearance in that weird ass Bo Derek movie is ripe for mockery.

>>85574413
just donated half my rent money to Bernie, are you willing to match me? he can still win

>>85574518
I didn't say financial success. He gets everything done in life that he sets out to.

Business giant.
TV star.
President.

>>85574478

>he inherited his dad's wealth and failed at every business of his own orange daddy's so smart xD!!!!!!!!

>>85574377
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182

212(f) gives the president sole authority by decree to ban whomever he deems detrimental to US interests from entering the US

>>85574576
I'm so fuckin' shocked nobody has made "Trump the Trust Fund baby" jokes.

That shit is so ready to be utilized hardcore.

I can't wait!!!!!!!!!

Obamacare is here to stay! Thank you McCain for doing the right thing!

>>85574576
Do you think saying orange daddy is clever? You keep using it over and over again in all these painfully obvious samefag posts. You must be unironically proud of yourself with coming up with such a "scathing" insult. Bravo, my Mexican friend, bravo. You're an even bigger autism than all these /pol/tards combined.

>>85574576
He was given a loan of 1 million dollars, became a billionaire then inherited more money from his father.

Sorry :^)

>>85574571
Except the failures of the wall.. and the healthcare repeal.... and 95% of his campaign goals

>b-but give him time the majority GOP house are all just RINOs

>>85573344
Hey, fuck you! We love Twin Peaks here.

>>85574576
>Every business of his has failed

He actually has an 80% success rate...

>>85574630
>every comment that disagrees with me is the same person

>>85573180(You)
I'm actually an anarcho-communist, but I have a sense of humor.

>>85574669
no he doesn't. any source that says so is fake news

>>85574644
>Stopped funding the FSA and ISIS by putting a halt on the CIA program to arm jihadists in Syria
Promise kept
>Is pushing wall legislation through Congress
Promise kept
>Is pushing through Obamacare repeals through Congress
Promise kept.

>>85574725
Obamacare repeal failed yesterday sweetie.

>>85574713
Yes he does. Any source that says otherwise is fake news. Guess those tax forms he gave to Maddie weren't real :^)

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>>85572863
tfw there are no children's water colored books of trump but a dr seus style book of him

>>85574759
those tax forms are fake news

>>85574679
Yeah actually, it's just you and me and I'm only pretending to be retarded (liberal)

>>85574576
>>85574437
>>85574408
All me

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>>85574644
>didn't immediately deliver every campaign promise.

So he's every president ever. Still one of the most successful humans of all time. Still waiting on any argument that I'm wrong.

>>85574749
>Is pushing it in Congress

You realize we live in a democracy and not a dictatorship right cupcake? Congress is what you liberals blamed for all of Obama's failures and now you are doing the same thing morons on the right did, blame the executive branch for the legislative branch's incompetence.

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Who else here is planning on shitposting on /pol/ and showing them no mercy when Trump is impeached/resigns?

>>85574790
no those are my comments

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>>85573848

>>85574811
>i shitpost because i'm mad
Underage.

>>85574601
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1152

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>>85574725
>"If I become President, I will TRY to do these things"

LOL

>>85574805
Obamacare is here to stay. Pay for my healthcare

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>>85572863
>tfw you never cared about politics your whole life and now literally everyone you know is either a trump supporter or psychopath trump hater

I didn't realize how fucked this country was till he became president and most of my family became raving lunatics. My parents will literally start conversations with who did you vote for??

>>85574852
The irony of this post is stunning.

>>85574805
Whoever thought Congress was going to lick Trump's boots were fuckin' idiots.

Congress in general hasn't been fully functional since the last days of the Dubya administration. I blame the Tea Party for that.

>>85574811
>Pisshate was fake
>CNN producer admit that medis is engaging in yellow journalism because their profits have been hit hard by e media
>Comey cleared Trump and Flynn of all charges brought to him at the time of his testimony (even while calling him a shill despite admitting their was no evidence)
>Trump still has an aggregate approval rating of 40% according to the people who said he had 20% chance of winning the election
Hahahaha keep dreaming

>>85574535
Actually I didn't even vote

>>85574877
>no u mad
You can do better.

>>85574796
>he's just like everyone else

So is this thew new defense for Blimpfkins? We went from "shattering the mold and draining the swamp" to "so what? Everyone else is the same."

>>85573161
Trump is nearly guaranteed to win re election and republicans will most likely win more seats in up coming election
Memes and tv aside the Dems have never been less popular outside a few urban areas.

>>85574869
>>tfw you never cared about politics your whole life and now literally everyone you know is either a psychopath trump supporter or a trump hater

fixed your green text, mate.

>>85574896
A sitting President hasn't been this unpopular either, and neither has Congress.

>>85574869
Everyone should care about politics. Now that more people are involved things will finally get done

>>85574880

>literally the entire world hates him
>l-lol hehe cheeto daddy will be fine, r-right?

>>85573848
Dayum kid you are getting meta-memed on like a motherfucking nigger.

>>85574924

This. Just look at the polls, he'll be lucky to make 4 years.

>>85574880
who isn't to say Pro-Trump rags are engaging in their own yellow journalism to delegitimize Anti-Trump rags?

>>85574228
Maybe you should fucking leave forever then redditor

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>>85573848

Political "HumoR"

>person X is ...dumb
>bwahahhahajajajjahahjhahhahahhahahahahahhahaha I'm laughing because I agree!!!! Hahahahaha so dumb hahahhahaba clap clap clap

There that's literally 100% of political humor (right or left). It's the lowest form of comedy.

>>85574924
Yeah He's easily the worst president since Hoover. And it's only been 6 months

>>85574896
Half of Americans didn't vote for him. What you say might happen because the democrats are shit, but not because he's good. He's a terrible president and extremely unpopular.

>>85574855
President still has the right to withhold all of those people if there is a crisis on which to base that descrimination

Like you know high prevelancy of aloha snackbaring

>>85574988
they are, but there are only a handful of websites vs every news establishment with any money behind it

>>85573090
The Trump thin skin meme needs to die. He's the president, you actually think he gives a shit about what degenerates like you have to say about him? Top fucking kek

>>85575017
this rings true with Trumptards and /pol/tards too. They're just too delusional to admit it.

>>85575030
lol no

>>85574924
He only has to be more popular than whomever he's running against

>still using polls
Keep dreaming buddy (D+12)

>>85575053
>/pol/ is too delusional to admit they're angry
wrong

>>85574939
>Liberals are so egocentric that they think they are the whole world
Macron seems to like him as well as most of eastern Europe. And about 40% of the US.

But of course because of you only exists in your little echo chamber you wouldn't think anyone outside of said chamber existed lmao

>>85575000
make me :^)

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>>85573294
Calm down there sonny, no need to be upset. We'll get you some tendies and blanky blanky.

>>85575037
>unpopular
Nope. His numbers are fine in the states he has to win
And people who don't vote don't matter (because they don't vote! Get it?)

>>85574988
Oh no liberals won't take Breitbart and the Dilbert creator's twitter seriously now.

>>85574059
He hasn't done dick to make America better. He's an ineffectual populist with identity issues. Get real.

>>85575099
If you love reddit so much then you really shouldn't post on 4chan

>>85575047
those "handful of websites" are actually pretty powerful in their own form of gaslighting, no matter how you try to downplay that.

There's also some help from right wing talk radio, OAN (since Fox News, aside from Bow Tie Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Man and Hannity, is really shaky with Trump these days) and the Nation fuckin' Enquirer (pretty much Trump's Ministry of Truth in all but name) too.

>>85575105
>GW bush
>124
>He is somehow past the 90th percentile for IQ
I refuse to believe this.

>>85575082
/pol/ is unequivocally, objectively the whiniest, faggiest board on almost any chan

>>85575105
fake news

>/pol/ is the only sane board on 4chan, everyone talks about /pol/
>Trump is the best president the United States of America ever had, everyone talks about Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w

>>85575128
most important post of the thread.

The entire Trump administration is pretty much "Identity Politics: The Motion Picture".

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>>85573875
>>85573889
>>85573895
>>85573902
>>85573897
>>85573926
>>85574239
>>85574326
>>85574833
>>85575017
>>85574949

>>85575152

This. he make funy face and jon stewart call him stupid lol

>>85575140
>MUH WEBSITE
Are you serious? Get a life, 4chan does not constitute a community and posting here doesn't make you part of a special group.

>>85575140
I like them both. This board is a lot like reddit so I hang out here

>>85575128
Yeah it's not like the economy is booming and liberals are super butthurt or anything

>>85573253
what was this about?

>>85575141
Fox was never really on team Trump, also the anti-Trump side has every bit of media that isn't strictly news pushing against him as well

having Breitbart and Drudge on your side isn't going to bring over any new converts

>>85573306
Its the new it thing. To follow trumps every move and criticize him. Guy could cure cancer and most of America would say cancer was good evil trump got rid of it.

>>85575184
It's becoming extremely hard to avoid this administration's blatant disregard for impactful decision making. America is a shell of what it could have been.

>>85575191
The man can't speak worth shit, so he probably just has bad rhetoric but I'm still suprised his iq is over 121

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>>85573848

>>85575211
>making people butthurt is beneficial politics!
Come back when you graduate.

>>85573848
>all of the (You)s
Fantastic job anon. You've done well.

>>85575196
Reddit is super fucking gay, that's why people make fun of it all the time. Honestly it's pretty easy to tell who cross posts from there. If you openly admit to being from reddit you are a faggot, nothing has changed friendo.

>>85575225
>having Breitbart and Drudge on your side isn't going to bring over any new converts

but man oh fuckin' man, their loyalists are some of the loudest motherfuckers out there.

Not even /pol/'s favorite punching bag the SJWs were this fuckin' loud.

The SJWs: Noisy Grindcore/Powerviolence levels of loud.
Trumptards and /pol/tards: Straight up Merzbow levels of loud.

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>>85575308
You'd have to be delusional to think that frequenting this website doesn't make you equally, if not more, of a faggot. I mean look at this fucking place.

>>85575289
If you can't see how causing butthurt to liberals can be politically beneficial then you are extremely uninformed and probably under the age of 21

>>85575314
LITERALLY WORSE THAN SJWS

>>85575314
>>>/mu/
Cringe

>>85575314
>Not even /pol/'s favorite punching bag the SJWs were this fuckin' loud.

You only say that because they're the majority on 4chan, try going on twitter.

>>85575314
but the point is that whatever message those websites put out don't reach beyond a group of people that were always going to vote for Trump in the first place

also outside of 4chan I think it's hard to say that Trump supporters are louder than anti-Trumpers

>>85575367
>a lack of cooperation will definitely make America great again!
You clearly have no real-world experience.

>>85573286
This explains all the pedos on here

>>85575355
yeah 4chan is really fucking gay. and they are all a buch of pedos on here too

>>85575414
What a time to be alive

>>85575368
Seriously, go to a Yahoo comment section, an AOL comment section, Facebook comment sections, Youtube comment sections and random Youtube videos.

You'll find so much fuckin' right wing pro-Trump bullshit, its not funny.

The amount of SJW shit is...honest to fuckin' god, really miniscule in comparison. Maybe a handful of Youtube videos, obscure Sub-Reddits and Tumblr posts, but that's really it.

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>>85575314
>/pol/ whines loudly about SJWs for years
>They end up whining so loudly that their complaining drowns out the SJWs and they become the very thing they've sworn to destroy

Really oodled my noodle

>>85575262
Yes, mispronouncing nuclear doesn't reflect IQ, otherwise all Brits and Australians would be fucking retarded.

>>85575355
If you think a redditor is equally as much of a faggot as some nerd who posts exclusively on 4chan then you are literally everything wrong with this place in 2017. I really hope you get bullied off of this website seeing as you have obviously only been here for a few days.

>>85575430
no

Imagine being so anally devastated about losing you need to make dozens of shitty projects as therapy for you and your retarded cultists.

drooomphf

>>85575451
>bullied
Summerfag

>>85575430
>spacing
Check
>...
Check
>fuckin'
Check

>>85575390
Cooperation with a bunch of faggots like you is not beneficial for society.

>>85575441
That image looks like celebrating, not whining. I know it's hard for libcucks to understand what celebrating is as they have nothing to celebrate, but please try.

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>>85573201
>Wahhh protect muh Lord emperor

>>85575497
Cry more, it's obvious you have no true understanding of sociopolitical functioning and generally make no difference to people. Enjoy your GED.

>>85575314
>>85575430
Lefties truly are the dumbest subspecies.

>>85575475
Oh damn I used the word bullied! Fuck I forgot that makes me a newfag. I'm glad this oldfag defending reddit was able to sort me out.

>>85575562
why do you not like reddit?

>>85575562
Defending and equating to 4chan are not the same thing. Even oldfags can recognize that 4chan is gay and has always been gay. Get a real identity, faggot.

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>>85573826
>not into politics never played attention to any of it
>all the sudden hear about obamacare and how I need to buy insurance or I get fined
>think that can't be a real thing nobody would sign off on that
>it is real
>try to get insurance through my work
>300 a month with a 2k deductible
>go through the government website
>cheapest option was 320 a month with a 1200 deductible
>say fuck that and don't get insurance
>do taxes
>IRS wants to fine me 1200 bucks bc I don't have insurance
>mfw

Oh and now my family calls me a trump supporter bc I'm glad he's trying to get rid of that bullshit obamacare. I don't even hate Obama or like trump I just hate that fucking stupid "health plan that helps nobody"

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>Redditor in Chief defense squad in full force

>>85575430

Honestly, this. It's time we get rid of comment sections, I'm tired of seeing Trump supporters everywhere.

>>85575441
>>85575540
>>85575617
Glad you're back, transfriend. Did you have to dilate?

>>85575544
You are reaching ridiculous conclusions over simple shitposts, it's pretty hilarious. I guarantee you haven't finished your degree yet, you write like a freshman in Uni.

>>85575643
eh not really. I just hope Trump actually does get slapped with impeachment charges for conflict of interest, obstruction of justice and other shady shit because the amount of butthurt from said supporters would be 2001: A Space Odyssey levels of majestic.

>>85575430
>SJW shit
I live in Leafland, my country is run by an insane SJW cultist retard who gives millions of dollars to terrorists, is fine with "refugees" from Minneapolis just walking over the border and keeps talking about feminism as the economy collapses. Then I turn on the TV and everything I watch that isn't from Japan is filled with feminism/diversity/LGBTBBQ bullshit.

Don't you even try to tell me SJW's aren't a problem and aren't obnoxious as fuck.

>>85573963
and lefty shit like Colbert and Oliver are good?

>>85575128
As someone who hates politics let me ask you the same question I asked my aunt when she started saying how trump is ruining her life. What has trump done to you personally to fuck your life up?? Like has he personally done anything to you that makes your life worse?? I assume like my aunt you 'll have nothing to come back with and call me a piece of shit.

>>85575703

This. They won't be anywhere near as cool and collected as we were when Hillary lost lol

>>85575714
...sometimes.

Their problem is that they softball shit too much.

Take no fuckin' prisoners, but I totally understand why they can't get to those levels of brutal satire. Would be too much of an affront to normie senses and conglomerates.

(and before you site Kathy Griffin as an example of "brutal satire", that shit wasn't meant to be funny. It was obviously meant to shock people the same way Serrano's "Piss Christ" shocked people.)