/got/ general

>>85552036
daenerys's arms lookin thicc

Reminder that redditors and liberals deny that Euron is, and until further D&D antics, always will be /ourguy/

>>85552112
That's a funny way of spelling Beric

>>85552129
I think you mean Barristan fucking Selmy.

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TWoW before season 9

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>>85552112

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>I don't want to be most people.

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>>85552036
Do they fuck IRL?

Stoneheart reveal soon?

>>85552194
hopefully never

>>85552171
they did

he's engaged to ginger minge now

Can somebody post the long version of the leaks?

>>85552171
I read they dated for a bit and he was getting clingy with her so she dumped him but then when he went back to ygritte she got jealous

>>85552219
lucky man

reminder that the Dorne plot is overrated as fuck and I don't care what book autists have to say

>>85552231
nice. the ginger is hot too looks like a win-win

Do people forget that the show need to fit within a time limit and a budget and would be improbable to cover why some bones got to Winterfell?

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Reminder:

>Jon Snow looks nothing like a Targaryen
>Stark genes are weak enough that Ned porking Catelyn only results in one mainly Stark kid out of five
>Edric Dayne tells Arya Ned and Ashara fell in love
>Barristan Selmy believes Ned and Ashara were in love, and that they fucked at Harrenhal
>Howland Reed sees them dance together at Harrenhal
>Ned tells Robert that Wylla, a Dayne wetnurse, was involved in Jon's birth
>None of these people have any reason to lie

dispute this
>protip: you can't

>>85552112
reedit loves euron

>>85552036
Post your favorite GoT soundtracks.
This one is back when the cared to make good ones - S1E1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWBZDYiqXKE

>>85552289
Ned's bones?

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You wake up and you are a tumblr user with hundreds of followers linking to your blog telling you they get teary eyed reading some of your blogs because they're so progressive, wat do?

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Bran's Mark is egregiously underrated in terms of just how hilariously shameless a deus ex machina plot device it was. The fact that apparently nobody ever mentions it again is one of the fucking funniest things the two hacks have ever done

>>85552299
logic and digits cannot lie. N+A=J

R+L=fAegon and Ashara Dayne is Septa Lemore

>>85552299
>dispute this
Show Jon is confirmed to be targaryen. GRRM has confirmed that D&D know how it is going to end. Jon being a targ is too large of a plot device to not impact the ending significantly.

Of course, I know preston autists lack logical thinking skills so I don't expect you to buy that.

>>85552324
S1 was so comfy
S2 felt rushed but had good parts
S3 was great

good times

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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Why did GRRM exponentially increase the storylines when he should have been cutting them down? At the current rate there's no way he's going to be able to wrap everything up. Fucking bastard.

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>>85552036
Confirmed Trump supporters

>>85552151
This is hilarious kek

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someone asked me for ep4 last thread

>>85552324
This one is so underrated

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Soh4PFvnw

>>85552289
The bones walked back to Winterfell obviously.

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>>85552424
He also said he wanted ep5

there you go bro, peace out

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i ironically screamed at theon to jump overboard then he actually did it

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>>85552141
she's so underrated

>>85552443
BONES THAT MOVE ON THEIR OWN

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>>85552366

>>85552324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkLaDN0Q2ZU
specifically 4:00 onwards

>>85552231
what an idiot, emilia is so much hotter than that weird ginger with freckles.

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>>85552149
SAVE ME GREY WORM

>>85552524
>what is a motivational speech

>>85552542
Selmy spent his entire life fighting weak white men

Obviously he's going to get btfo by the superior bbc

>>85552542
very sad

;_;

>>85552164
how did he go from worst character on the show to the best in just a few episodes?

What went so, so wrong last year?

>>85552324
From season 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab3FEGosuOs

>>85552477
bloodraven btfo

>>85552324
Kill Them All is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNqvhctmTfM

Wish GOT had more music like Wuthering Heights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taEEOtyZRT4

>>85552572
Usually used to motivate someone to do the thing you're speaking about.

>>85552638
This may surprise you anon but people tell lies sometimes

>>85552542
Selmy was a shit character, both books and show wise, im glad the old overrated cunt got BTFO

>but muh finest swordsman!
>muh saved the Mad King when he was kidnapped at Duskendale

No one gives a shit. Barristan was a cowad who never took the right side in his whole life. He was a mindless sheep for the targaryens, a mindless sheep for Robert, a mindless sheep for Joffrey, and only decided that Joffrey was evil because Joffrey BTFO him, then joined the stupid whore targaryen out of spite despite knowing fully what the Targs where.

People like Barristan are like people who join the military and spend 40 years fighting Israels wars and somehow people think they makes them heroic and great

>>85552638
Sure, but what she really wanted them to do was to come with her to Westeros. She knows they love to fight and conquer, so uses that language to rile them up

Plus, she's still going to be doing some fighting. It's not going to be a peaceful conquest

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>>85552689
>its a Reddit post on /got/

>>85552689
I'm not even going to bother entertaining your retarded Israel anecdote but his vows as a knight compelled him to serve the ruler of the realm.

Once he was free of those vows, he did whatever the fuck he wanted.

>>85552689
Why does loyalty make for a shit character?

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>>85552689
>it's a /pol/ post on /got/

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>>85552504
I want to eat her out so bad

>>85552689
agreed

>>85552812
Just ask nicely

>>85552766
If Selmy was loyal he wouldn't have joined roberts guard.

>>85552612
he's still a shit character, he just killed 2 stronk womyn leaders

if he were killing men in that scene no one would give a fuck

>>85552504
>my career is over after this wat do
>better get as much attention as possible while i still can by wearing lingerie on stage on conan

>>85552851
he is loyal to the king, any king

king is a title, not a person

>>85552299
Ned is way to beta and muh honour to impregnate a dornish woman in that time frame
You cannot dispute this

>>85552754
>I'm not even going to bother entertaining your retarded Israel anecdote
t. Good goy who cant understand metaphors

>but his vows as a knight compelled him to serve the ruler of the realm
Jaime is 3x the time Barristan ever was, he made a courageous decision that saves thousands. Im not saying Jaime is necessarily a "good" person, but one cant say Barristan was a good person,serving a tyrant. If someone was a bodyguard to Stalin and served him faithfully while he murdered millions of his countrymen,hes still a POS regardless of his "duty" or "vows"
>Once he was free of those vows, he did whatever the fuck he wanted.
"Whatever the fuck he wanted" was simply to join the opposite side, because Barristan is a sheep incapable of forming a single independent original thought. He blindly went over to Dany despite knowing nothing about her and pledged his loyalty to her

>>85552851
His vows as a knight state he must serve the king, not a specific king. He would actually be breaking his vows by refusing to serve the new king.

He has a scene with Jorah about this very topic in season 3.

>>85552882
Lol.
>>85552918
>showfags

fuck right off. He joined a usurper and then allowed him to get gored to death and then was surprised when the new king didn't want his old lame ass. Fuck you, he should have taken the black or put his neck on the block when robert dare ask him to bend the knee.

>>85552974
literally none of your post contains a single argument

Reminder that N+A= D

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>>85552883

>>85552974
ur retarded

>>85552542
Delete this

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is acurate?

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Darkstar when?

>>85553014
>>85552883
I would fuck her belly button so hard

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What else is Varys going to do this season?

>>85553007
Wrong. Jon is Aerys son. Rhaegar only gave Lyanna the flower because he figured out she was the knight of the laughing tree. But in Aerys sick twisted mind he saw this as part of a conspiracy. So he had his kingsguard abduct her then he raped her as a weird punishment towards his son then she was was pregnant he sent her to the tower of joy and had his guard make sure rhaegar never rescued her.

It is known.

>>85553085
Be a quirky smart alec as usual :)

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snekfu A CUTE

>it took at least nine months to rescue Lyanna
Pretty embarrassing on Robert and Ned's part.

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>>85553085
nice chicken stance

>>85552036
Will Dany let Jon fuck a surrogate in order to have an heir?

>>85553130
I'm not sure how you missed it but there was a war going on at the time

It is quite important to the overall asoiaf story

>>85553130
this

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>>85552137

>>85553137
It's his new stupid costume. It's fur-lined, and his hands are in chest pockets

>>85553085
ax melly to fix his lordosis

>>85553137

:(

kitty having fun and stupid chicken ruins it

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reminder that bad poosi is SHIT
reminder that Nymeria is best snekfu

>meryn
>fucking
>trant

>>85553209
she is super cute

>>85553209
looks like a mongol rape-daughter

>>85553209
She looks like shit in got. She looked good in ironfist

>>85553209
*was

>>85553158
A war to rescue Lyanna, who died anyway because they took too long killing innocent people.

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>>85553209
>2nd ugliest
>best snek
bad poosi is better.

What exactly is gained from gimping a soldier's production of testosterone?

>>85553270
actually, bad poosi is SHIT as I already pointed out

>>85553265
>"a war to save lyanna"
>not a ((maester)) conspiracy that had been plotted for decades

>>85553293
Discipline I guess

>>85553293
They won't be distracted from their military duties by the vaginal jew

>>85553307
>((maester))
>not (((((((((((spider)))))))))

>>85553307
Proofs? Angry old sexually frustrated cucked women accounts don't qualify.

>>85552036
Jon should lift a bit more and he'd be really qt.

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>>85553255

>>85553265
>A war to rescue Lyanna
Yes, and to rescue Lyanna they first had to conquer half a fucking continent.

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>>85553045

>wanting the worst character from the books in the already terrible show

>>85552282
I don't think anyone would be raving about the Dorne plotline if the show version wasn't so terrible.

Doran revealing his master plan to Arianne was still a good moment in the books though

I'm trying to recall a character.

Was there ever a bastard that was distantly related to targaryens so dragons were fond of him?

>>85553401
as a bookfag tell me, a showfag

>>85552282
>dorne
>overrated
literally what the fuck are you talking about. A good many people hate dorne both showfags and bookfags alike. In fact the most common complaint I hear is "Dorne in the show made dorne in the books look good by comparison" meaning even bookfags didn't like dorne in the books.

no one likes the sandsnakes. Except maybe normies but normie opinions are irrelevant they aren't capable of thought.

>>85553424

Griff?

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>>85553265
>a war to rescue Lyanna
Jon Arryn declared against the Mad King when he asked for Ned and Robert's heads. Ned and Robert hadn't declared war before that.

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>my sword is yours, in victory and defeat, from this day until my last day

howland reed to bran, season 8 episode 1

>>85553424
google dragonseed

>>85553445
dorne plotline is shit and further proof that GURM le I don't outline ultimately will fuck him in the end

>>85553467
omg so sexy

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>>85553467
mfw

>>85553335
varys has always been a Targ cuck, both book canon and show canon stated he was begging aerys not to let tywin in to the capital

>>85553533
i'll admit she's got a pretty (((face))) but what does her body look like.

>>85553424
Brown Ben claimed to have some Targ ancestor I think. There were a bunch of Targ bastards running around too.

>>85553331

Unless the series desperately needs a love arc though....

>>85553535
he's a cuck for the realm

>>85553448
>meaning even bookfags didn't like dorne in the books.
No dude, Dorne is getting muuuch more interesting with Darksatr nearly killiin Myrcella, Secret Marriage Pact made by Oberyn and Viserys, Quentyn tryin to marry Dany or steal Dany's dragons and getting his ass roasted instead, Arianne apparently going to meet and maybe marry Young Griff/survived Targ.


Wait there's no shit about it all in TV. SHEEEEET

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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Narm/GameOfThrones
It's funny how the list of shitty and stupid moments here just gets bigger and bigger as the seasons go by. Reminds you of a time when GoT wasn't complete shlock
And people still delude themselves into thinking the show hasn't dropped in quality
>inb4 linking TV Tropes
I know it's a shit site but that's not my point

>>85552170
>hey Ellaria if I get my head exploded while participating in a duel I willingly entered can you please be sure to kill my brother and nephew and get captured on a ship while trying to bang an ugly woman

>thanks

House Reed best house

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>Hearth and harvest and we yield up to you, my lord. Our swords and spears and arrows are yours to command. Grant mercy to our weak, help to our helpless, and justice to all, and we shall never fail you.

>We swear it by earth and water.

>We swear it by bronze and iron.

>We swear it by ice and fire

the entire north to bran, season 8 episode 1

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>>85553633
THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US

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https://youtu.be/RBgafxV81gI

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>>85553557
She doesn't sexualize herself. Part of the reason she's prime wife material.
You'll have a hard time finding a photo where she's wearing something form-fitting.

>>85553567
>>85553491
Thanks.

>>85553633
> House (((Anne Frank)))

>>85553467
>>85553649
please stop anon youre turning me on

>>85553649
I can't wait for Bran to get rid of all the pretend rulers and take his place as god emperor.

>>85553633
holding on to the slightest bit of hope that Meera comes back with Howland in season 8 but that's probably naive of me whatever

>>85553694
Bran should warg into d&d and force them to make the show better

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Forgive me, I am late.

Reminder that Bran Stark has a bigger cock than you.

>>85552524

This is fine. She's brought up wanting to kill her enemies quite a bit, thats the Targ in her.

Tyrion has pointed this out to her several times.

>>85552454

You got 706 and 707?

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>Addam Velaryon
It's not fair, bros.

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>>85553725
Impossible. GOT was always the Knight Rider of sword-shit.

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>>85553750

>>85553750
>i love that im a girl on game of thrones who gets to wear trousers and not die
LADS

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>>85553633
Lacks angry loli. Can't be hest bouse.

>>85552524
>not remembering Drogo's S1 speech

She's talking about defeating armies and bringing down castles anyway, not reaving

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>>85553772

>>85553740
My sword is yours

>>85553085
reveal that aegon is alive.

>>85553740
How many inches is my boy Bran?

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>Perfect females dont exi-

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>>85552454
>>85553745

We just need 706 and 707, whose got it!!?

>>85553740
>realize that Bran has a huge dick
>start smiling, nodding, almost about to stand up and start clapping at the realization of his huge wolf dick
>his hand is not vissible
>it's in his pocket
sad

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>>85553878

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

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>>85553878
wrong pic

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>>85553878
>-st

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>Stannis was 17 when the siege of Storm's End began
>Stannis was 18 when he chopped Davos' fingers off

>>85552615
kek

>>85553871
He's estimated at 5'11", not sure how dated it is but presumew 5'11-6'0", that's at least an 8" fully erect

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>>85553904

>>85553815
>>85553668
damn do you straight up know her? these seem intimate

>>85552524
>Trump before and after elections

>>85553808
Fuck off

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>>85553934

>>85552612
They introduced him too late. They tried to write him as a le charismatic manipulator but when we first saw him at the Kingsmoot we thought that "muh big cock" was his actual personality.

>>85552861
Nah it would still have been cool. He had to kill some known characters either way.

So why didn't they just edit Emilia's eyes purple?

>>85553966
frogfu best girl

>>85553914
in the show he'd be about 22 because everyone is aged up.

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>>85553993

>>85553990
Why didn't you?

>>85553871
12

>>85552366
He's has way too much clout with his editors

>>85553649
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>85553904
>pizza and pasta baby

>>85554003
>>85553966
She should play anne frank

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>I swear to you, I was never so alive as when I was winning this throne, or so dead as now that I've won it
>The gods be damned. It was a hollow victory they gave me. A crown ... it was the girl I prayed them for. Your sister, safe ... and mine again, as she was meant to be. I ask you, Ned, what good is it to wear a crown? The gods mock the prayers of kings and cowherds alike
>Robert took his hand, fingers squeezing hard. “You are… such a bad liar, Ned Stark,” he said through his pain. “The realm… the realm knows… what a wretched king I’ve been. Bad as Aerys, the gods spare me.” “No,” Ned told his dying friend, “not so bad as Aerys, Your Grace. Not near so bad as Aerys.”

>>85553613
Oberyn was overrated as fuck. When he first showed up he wouldn't shut the fuck up about justice and how he was gonna fuck the Lannister's shit up and then he immediately got BTFO by Ser Retard Strength.

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>>85554069
anne frankly she did

>>85554069
shut it

>>85552299

was she really as hot as this pic?

>>85554097
Opposite of Euron. Who talked smack and actually delivered.

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CUTE

can this thread please move faster? i want to make the next one

>>85554164
T H I C C

>>85553914
>stannis was bald by 35

>>85554090
Robert needed to get over it. Ned lost way more and he got past it and was happy with his life.

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>>85554180

>>85553740
her hand is so close to grabbing it

>>85552424

>Dany is still burning people she doesn't like.

Imagine my shock. Why is she the good girl in plebs minds?

>>85552036
Practicing boatsex?

>>85553445
the dornish-targ alliance still happens in the books but it comes about a bit more sensibly I think. Doran (in the wheelchair) reveals to his daughter (shes not in the show) that she was betrothed to Viserys years ago, and when Viserys came of age Doran would raise the spears of Dorne for Viserys to try and seat him on the throne. Unfortunately Viserys dies so Doran sends his son with a marriage offer for Daenerys instead.

I'm not doing it justice but he mentions how closely he worked with Oberyn to this end, and you realise he's not been sitting around in a wheelchair doing nothing for years but he's been incredibly calculating and a major player.

so when he gets Allahu snekbar'd in the show with the line 'never again shall weak men rule Dorne!' it just feels like a fucking waste of a good arc

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Which got grill has the best feet?

>>85552141
I still remember how the Sand Snakes all got a full on official new character introduction on the GOT Official Youtube page. The fucken waif though has more lines and screen time than those cunts and does a better job.

>>85553947
kek, put that in a filename thread

>>85554264
Canonically, Margaery.

>>85554264

northern grills probably don't get pedis since they always wear boots. southern grills are probably barefoot too much and it ruins their pedis. riverland grills probably have weird feet oriented toward swimming rather than looking cute.

all got grills have ugly feet

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Remember that time ellie and isaac got super buttflustered when they were told people write fanfic about them together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKViVPes8Ik

>>85554164
Just came literal buckets to this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt0NHxtvdWc

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>>85554264

>>85554367
what bird is she holding

>>85554264
ashara probably
>she's not real
>can't wake up

>>85554367
that hairstyle is making me DIAMOND for some reason

>>85554435
youre gay.

>>85554367
>tfw no manic pixie emilia clarke gf

>>85553990
more importantly why didn't they do something about her fucking black caterpillar eyebrows >>85553990

>>85554367
stop being likeable

>>85554367

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, she is way more sexy irl than the dany character

>>85554387
>obsessing over dornish whores
awful taste in waifus tbqh

>>85554367
Grade A wifey-material.Imagine waking up to her smile every day after a night of tender sweet lovemaking

>>85554363
his accent is too fucking thick, what is he saying at 1:38? it doesnt even sound like english

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>>85554367
cute

>>85552340
kek

>>85554444
F O U R
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U
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>>85554145
no. she had a 'wild beauty'. Rhaegar mainly wanted to fuck her because she could fight and he thought he was fulfilling a prophecy

>>85554572
>It's a bad time to tell you, Ellie

>>85554605
Anon, that's not a picture of Lyanna...

>>85554363
branfags should be publicly hsnged and the elliefags should be made to watch then thrown in the ovens

>>85554605
That's Ashara not Lyanna you turbo pleb

>>85552864
>Has a nice body.
>Uses nice body to please people.
>Anons make passive aggressive remarks like jealous women.

>>85554367
I want her as my waifu.

>>85554638
whoah anon chill out

>>85554367
reminder seth macfarlaned pumped and dumped her and she never got over it. shes addicted to the quagmire dick

>>85554638
i just wish the branfags here weren't so obnoxious all the time
it starts to grate after a while

>>85554683
i made that exact same post yesterday and youre just copying what i said. fuck you, come up with your own lines

>>85554605
That's not Lyanna, and for a stuck up southron to say Lyanna was a wild beauty means she was even hotter.
She wasn't a flat lady of the court that it was acceptable to call beautiful.
Lyanna had rocking tits and ass to die for.

The difference between a pretty-plain actress that can play the female lead without women getting insanely jealous, and a pornstar with a perfect body and face.

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Cersei did nothing wrong

>>85554702
you copied it from me faggot

>>85554705
>Lyanna had rocking tits and ass to die for.
whatever gave you that impression

>>85554705
>Lyanna had rocking tits and ass to die for.
t. anon with oddly detailed headcanon

>>85554701
Its ridiculous. A few weeks ago, I got a one week ban for "off-topic discussion" for literally just saying "bella thorne is still hot" in response to a post someone else made (i wasnt even the OP) Meanwhile these pedo scum have been sayijng weird stuff about bran and ellie and spamming and shitting up the general since years ago, and the fucking faggot cocksucker mods ignore them completely

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>>85554702
>>85554748

>>85554760
come on anon read between the lines
>wild beauty
>queen of love and beauty from a man already married to a hottie

>>85554784
>not knowing that the mods are 1. gay 2. closet homos

>>85554760
>>85554778
lmao cucked

>>85554798
>*dies in childbirth*
she was probably a skinny bitch, face it anon

>>85554778
That's: >>85554605
the headcanon

What I said was just hyperbolic

>>85554784
haha sucks for you

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>>85554811

>>85554798
>wild beauty
That usually means big nose and manjaw and fivehead but oddly still attractive. think keira knightley or katie mcgrath for example.
>queen of love and beauty from a man already married to a hottie
Elia Martell was described as sickly and basically a stick-thin womanlet. she wasnt a hottie by any stretch of the imagination

>>85554840
>That usually means big nose and manjaw and fivehead but oddly still attractive. think keira knightley or katie mcgrath for example.

No that usually means she's a bad girl, so hot that you're making excuses for not finding her hot.

>"no of course I don't find him attractive anon, with his huge barbarian muscles and cock, I prefer more refined and intelligent men like you"
That, but with a girl.

>>85554894
Holy projection Batman

>>85554729
But anon, she killed like a thousand people.

reminder that if you believe the bran is the night king meme then youre a fucking moron who belongs to reddit

I'm still going to watch until the finish just because I'm invested, but man things have changed so much. You can really tell that GRRM's infulence hasn't been there these last few seasons. I've seen a ton of people say that there's no way the show is going to play out the obvious route of everyone becoming friends and fighting the ice zombies, but with the way things are going I guarantee it ends up happening. They don't care about good characters or stories anymore, all they care about is SLAY QUEEN type moments. I guarantee you we'll end up seeing that little Mormont bitch fighting walkers ninja style.

>>85552282
I dropped the book series when I read the first Areo Hotah chapter.

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>>85554935
Hotah chapters are the best pleb filter.

>>85554966
that's a strange way of spelling Catelyn

>>85553355
Historically Great Houses dont intermarry or interact much. The generation of the rebellion (Hoster Tully, Jon Arryn etc..) were clearly plotting a conspiracy to overthrow the Targs for a long time. Theres a reason Robert and Ned were sent to foster with Arryn, its extremely rare for a firstborn heir like Bobby B to be fostered for such a long time, and Catelyn Tully marrying a Stark, the Baratheon-Tully-Stark-Arryn alliance was formed long before the Rebellion, hell even Hoster Tully and Tywin almost arranged a Jaime-Lysa marriage (before Jaime was in the KG) in an effort to bring the Lannisters into the alliance, but that marriage plan was ruined when Jaime was named to the KG, completely catching Tywin off-guard

>>85552164
>Yara so far ahead in the Kingsmoot that she doesn't even think of Euron Greyjoy anymore

>>85552340
>>85554592
kek

What's up with the Daynes? Why and how are they able to have violent eyes, pale skin, and light hair like the Targs without actually being Valyrian? It's like how their Dawn sword has the same properties as Valyrian steel, but it isn't Valyrian.

>>85554894
>No that usually means she's a bad girl, so hot that you're making excuses for not finding her hot.


youre right, Lyanna was a spicy latina with big titties and an insatiable lust for anal

fuck stannis isnt coming back is he bros......

>>85555021
No, but she was hot

>>85555017
They're a canonical fan fiction house

>>85555017
They're from space [/spoiler[

>>85552340
>>85554592
>>85554991

Kek

>>85554909
>>85555021
lmao. this is why I come to this hellsite. keep it up lads

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It is our holy duty to guard against the foreign hordes

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>>85554729

>Seduced her brother when they were young, knowing it would fuck him over, and her father, just to spite her daddy because he gave Jamie more attention then her

>Ruined any chance Jamie had of a normal relationship

>Didn't even care about him in the end, just wanted to be Queen and have more power so chase after a Targ who doesn't even like her back

>Jamie chases after her, let him join the Kings Guard so you can fling around with him when your bored. Ruining any chance he ever has to inherit land or have a wife

>End up with Robert, the strong king you always wanted. But he loves someone else and doesn't listen to your advice or treat you with respect. Therefore she kills iss only legitimate child soon after birth, her own son. Then procseed to only let Jamie cum inside her and swollow Roberts seed if he ever insists on bedding you, otherwise you make sure he has hookers ever night to leave you alone.

>Sleeps with her cousin, and convinces him to make sure Robert has an 'accident' while hunting

>Ned finds out about her scheme. Gives her warning to flee with her children. Instead she schemes to capture Ned and kill all his men.

>Then without explaining the idea of hostages to her son or even telling him before hand not to kill Ned, lets him oversee the trial and execution of Stark, only explaining Ned's value to her son after he's chopped of Ned's head.

>Her father and younger brother both try to secure their position and save the family. She does everything she can to piss them off and thwart them out of pride. Threatening Tryion every step of the way and holding hostage who she thinks is his true love out of spite with no practical benefit to her or her family.

>Tywin tries to arrangea purely political marriage for her just to keep the Reach in check, but she does everything to fuck this over. Even though Loras explains he won't ever bother her.

What is Littlefinger's master plan?

>>85555179
fuck off you crazy bitch

>>85555194
>. Then procseed to only let Jamie cum inside her and swollow Roberts seed if he ever insists on bedding you,
I can't imagine Robert never smashed that from behind

>>85555211
telling Jon to his face he wants to bang Sansa apparently

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>>85552542
>We didn't get this in the show

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>>85555179
yfw jamie has to kill another mad ruler out of control only for no one to praise him again

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>>85553613

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>>85555194

>Jeoffrey gets poisoned. Tyrion didn't have any chance to poison the wine since everyone was looking at him the whole time he was holding the wine.
Cersei knows Tyrion didn't do it, she bribes witnesses and fabricates evidence because shes still angry at him 'killing' their mother.

>This whole drama just weakens the family, turning Jamie away from her enough he releases Tyrion who then kills Tywin the most competent Lannister alive.

>Gets fucking jealous of her sons wife. Who also happens to be the only thing keeping the Reach allied to the thrones. And keeping vital gold and wheat coming into the city.

>Sets religious fanatics onto Margery, who then also turn on Cersei and her allies fucking them all over.

>Had to admit to incest just to get released long enough to blow up the FUCKING HOLY SEPT, killing Margery and causing the Reach.. there most valuable ally to declare war. Also making her only child still alive to commit suicide.

>Sends Jamie to get kidnap back her daughter even though its the only thing keeping Dorne out of the war. Instead of offering them an apology, or the Mountain as a trade, she just straight up breaks the pact with them. Getting her daughter killed and causing Dorne to declare war.


Vary's and Baelish were both right to be "Pleased" with Cersei in charge because she fucked things up so much more quickly then either of them imagined.

>>85555211
crashing the north with no survivors

>>85552524
I wonder if they'll even manage to take down armored soldiers effectively. The books make it quite clear that the mere act of wearing armor fucks up most of a skilled Dothraki's fighting strategies.

Although it's possible that being mounted adds the necessary extra momentum to tear through armor with an arakh. But I kind of doubt it.

>>85555237
>“I am here for Hizdahr,” Barristan said. “Throw down your steel and stand aside, and no harm need come to you.
>"It is not too late to throw down your steel. Yield."
Gotta hand it to Khrazz, he was loyal to his job. Barristan kept giving him a way out, but he stuck to it.

reminder lucifermeanslightbringer makes preston look like a normie. the only problem is the length of each video but he looks at it in a different light that most people wouldn't catch on to.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNXT2MxtKPhsBmhFWE6xsg/videos

>>85555211

He went from a minor lord of a worthless rocky peninsula to Master of Coin, Lord of Harrenhall, to High Lord of the Riverlands AND Protector of the High Lord of the Vale.

On Paper hes' could be argued to be the most powerful man in Westeros, but the Riverlands is in ruins and lords are still all fighting each other there, and the Vale only followed him to aid Jon Snow because of their own loyaly towards Sansa Stark and her family.

Since the Freys are all fucked over, and it could be assumed that Edmure is going to get free and reclaim the Riverlands, and the Lord of the Vale is almost of age. Baelish's time is running out.

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>>85553129
>tfw you'll never make love to her in a comfy, warm, dimly lit cabin on a ship. listening to the sea lapping on the lumber sides

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>>85555387
Barristan ruling Mereen, creating a small army of Knights from native boys was the inspiration for several Rogue Prince games of mine.

>>85553209
Even her mother is better looking and that's saying something. Thankfully this butterface is dead. Bad Poosi is the only good snek.

>>85553225
Anyone have that "bravo bravosi" ">implying you can kill me with that sword" Sandor meme?

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I can't wait to watch the season finale sex scene involving Bran and Meera

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>>85555555

septs

>>85555620
praise the seven

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Why won't Baelish just fuck off to the Vale? Why can't he just be satisfied with holding the Vale considering where he came from?

You did it. You can take the Vale when you wish. Why are you giving that up for some Northern pussy?

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The king in the Norf!

>>85553590
Quentin is alive
Burnt bones prove nothing

>>85555677
CHAOSH

>>85555677
>BAwwww why isn't CIA a conformist like me
He wants it all, nigger.

>>85555490
Somehow I think Barristan would do a better job ruling Meereen than Dany.

>>85554367
hahahah Ron and Hermione fags BTFO

>>85555677
white walkers

>>85555677
He wants to punish those who have wronged him.

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will he ever get to fuck cersei?

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ELIA MARTELL

>>85555677
Kinda of disappointing that LFs ultimate plan is the IT. You'd have thought that he's smart enough to realise the abstract nature of "ruling". He pitted entire houses against one another because he knew this ffs.

>>85555856
Can someone PLEEEEEEASE photoshop him into a black guy??

>>85555840
who wronged him?

>>85552542
He got gangfucked by like 15 sandniggers. Skill with a sword will only take you so far, come on.

Is it just me or is this interview SUPER cringey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4YjpMvHwPU

>>85555905
The Lords

>>85552612
You're an impressionable child, distracted by loud gesturing and action scenes. That's what happened.

>>85555856
CLEGANE'D

>>85552780
reddit and /pol/ are the same shit. You both need to fuck off.

And who

Are you

>>85555921
which lords specifically?

>>85552170
best character ever

>>85555975
some of the lords

>>85556026
exactly, you're just saying shit to take up space

fuck off

>>85553605
>going to TVtropes for any reason, ever.
You done fucked up, nigger.

>>85554097
He basically won the match though. All he had to do was stab the fucker instead of trying to get a confession. His skill with the spear was the real deal even if his hubris fucked him in the end.

>>85553694
He's too busy browsing the treenternet. He fell for the CCNA meme.

>>85555971
Bane?

>>85556147
Was getting baited part of your plan?

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NEW

>>85556253
>>85556253
>>85556253

>>85556053
Brendan Stark specifically

>>85552689
anyone who fights for israel is bless, a gentile like you can never understand

>>85555400
I fuckkng hate LML. He's an utter cancer on the community. His "theories" are based on nothing but confirmation bias applied to symbolic logic.

>Durron stole the daughter of the gods
>stealing the daughter of the gods is an analogy for stealing fire from the gods
>stealing fire from the gods is an analogy for fire coming from the sky
>fire coming from the sky means a meteor
>Therefore, the storms that Storm's End were built to endure where a tsunami caused by an offshore meteor strike
It's baffling. The books themselves mock people like LML. Clash opens with everyone on the planet interpreting the comet as a sign of support for their cause, showing that symbolic logic is fundamentally flawed.

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>>85553052
my dude