/got/ - Euron Sea king edition

>>85548090
Daenarys is:
11.71875% Valyrian
37.5% Dornish
51.5625% Other Westerosi

COCKLESS

Official /ourguys/ List

Euron
Stannis
Sam
Khal Drogo
Littlefinger

All other men are faggots or reddit's /r/guys

If Jon is a Targaryen, why doesn't he have silver hair or purple eyes

anyone feel like d&d are fuckin' twisted? some of the shit man...fuckin' BRUTAL!

You have to understand why Targs were incestous though and why Dany and Jon will fuck.
They're the last of dragonriders, there's nobody else that can mount a dragon, except the Night King of course

>>85548187
LEARN
TO
CROP

>>85548198
>Sam
*inhales*
boi...

>>85548220
here's your (you)

>>85548213
He's a mutt.

>>85548198
Wasn't Bronn one of /ourguys/ at one point?

Oh man, I'm on the episode where smirkfu shows off her tits

Varys has a new costume

>>85548198
bran

>>85548221
what about daario and khal drogo

i guess thats why jorah wants to bang dany, so he can be a dragonrider too

>>85548213
Stark jeans too dominant

>>85548198
littlefaggot sandrafag selfinsert is N O T O U R G U Y

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Euron will iwn game of thrones

PRAISE EURON

>>85548221
Hold up, can targa only reproduce through incest?

>>85548187
I didn't vote for EP2. Can you give it a 1?

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>>85548291
>Stark genes too dominant
>4/5 of Ned's kid look like Catelyn

>>85548321
why didn't you just watch it live

>>85548325
Tully jeans > Stark > Targ

>>85548365
>>85548365
>Tully genes are stronger than Dornshit genes

What did George mean by this?

>>85548221
*targs

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Anyone think ASOIAF is becoming Naruto-tier with >muh super bloodlines?

>>85548355
I did actually, I just ignore you when you were posting the strawpoll kek, now I feel kinda bad because everytime you post your meme image I'm reminded that I didn't cast my vote.

>>85548365
Where is your proof for this? We know Tully>Stark and that Dorne>Targ, but we have no evidence of how Stark and Targ interact.

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>>85548325
>Ned's kid
>trusting the perfidious trout
Only Arya is Ned's; Robb, Sansa, Bran, and Rickon are bastards.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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>Implying this wasn't one of the most hype moments in the show

>>85548393
the bloodline shit has been since book 1, nigger

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>>85548393
No, just you.

>>85548424
Who's their father then, smart guy

>>85548424
dumb frog poster

heh..just imagine how based our guy is gonna be next episode when he fucks up those stupid sneks...heh

Anyone have the Venn diagram for GoT characters by website?

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who has the most attractive body double and why is it dany?

>>85548319
No and you should feel very ashamed for asking this.

First Men > Rhoynar > Andals

>>85548441
>salt dornish are the ones in control of Dorne

really makes you think

>>85548545
>dany
>body double
for what purpose?

Can a geologist comment on how realistic the shape of the continents and land masses are?

>>85548576
she a big star now and don't want to be naked on screen no more

>>85548576
getting naked
doing action scenes where dragons are involved

You didn't think she jumps in the dragons, right? not on her contract

>>85548479
Mycah's dad, the likely to be redheaded butcher

>>85548319
>can they only reproduce through incest
>who is Jon

>>85548620
why even bother lol, it's just a tv show

>>85548576
so emilia doesnt have to stay in shape

>>85548479
>>85548497
Luwin.

>>85548662
Yeah alright ya retard

>>85548641
>she a big star
Well she's big, that's for sure.

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>>85548646
But this fine stunt work is clearly done by Dany?

>>85548441
Stone Dornish are barely Dornish, they're a mix of the Andals and First Men, Sand Dornish are more Rhoynar and actual Dornish

>>85548731
hahahaha

wtf is that

>>85548731
being an actor must be so degrading, you know you're creating children's entertainment but for adults

>>85548718
she ain't fat if thats what you suggesting

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>>85548278

>>85548851
t.Emilia Clarke

>>85548839
I'm sure it might bother people like Dillane and Ian Glenn who probably could have done other things in life but Emilia Clarke seems like she's not the brightest of people so she probably doesn't think that way

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>>85548879
Does Euron prove the show is self aware it's shit?

>>85548422
Well clearly we do with Jon, so Stark>Targ

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>>85548966
>Jon is a Targ but doesn't look like one because Stark genes are more dominant than Targ
>How do you know this?
>Stark genes are more dominant than Targ ones because Jon is a targ but doesn't look like one

>>85548966
Not that anon but could be 50/50.

Targ genes can also lose or win completely against Dorne genes. Depends.

>>85549024
It is now a given in the show that Jon is a Targ.

>>85548422
>Dorne>Targ

Tell that to Daeron the Good's kids

>>85549052
No one is talking about the show you nonce

Shouldn't people closer to the Pole have lighter hair and eyes? Most Nords seem to have black eyes and hair

>>85549086
Ich bin!

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Holy shit I think I may have stumbled across THE most autistic GoT vid on YouTube
https://youtu.be/RBgafxV81gI
>Arya/Baelish
>Nickelback
I don't know what's real anymore

>>85548090
>That entire scene with Euron
Why the fuck is Ellaria Sand on the battlefield? Shes a monarch and needs to be protected at all times. Yara also should have anticipated Euron chimping out on her as well.

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Is he finished?

>>85549086
It's pretty fucking obvious in the book where Jon came from and the show (already knowing how the books end) already revealed that. Since we know that Jon is half Targ and half Stark and takes after the Stark side, one can then assume that generally speaking, Stark genes dominate Targ genes. That is also supported by the fact that Targ genes generally seem recessive, hence their tendency towards incest.

>>85549107
That's only a regional trait. Inuits and Russians don't have that coloration. Lighter hair/eyes developed in the Nords because of intense sexual selection of women.

>>85549157
>Shes a monarch and needs to be protected at all times.
Some monarchs fight in battles, both in the show and in real life

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>>85549166
yes

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>it's a /got/ genetics thread

>>85549181
>It's pretty fucking obvious in the book where Jon came from
We must have different books

>>85549166
Leaks confirm he is kill. RIP.

>>85549227
Seems so, Preston.

>>85549024
>he's an R+L=J denier

I'm gonna laugh 10 years from now when fat man dies of a heart attack, his wife releases his notes and R+L=J is confirmed again

>>85549248
?

>>85549199
She was not trained to be a warrior unlike Robert also thats nice and all buts its a real pain in the ass for the king to die in battle leaving behind a dumb kid as your leader. Better to let the soldiers die off then let the king fall.

>>85549248
fu Jon is Ned and Ashara's son fAegon is Rhaegar and Lyannas

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Can someone please tell me how badly bad pusy got raped?

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CHAOSH

>>85549299
Someone post that pic in KL where she's smiling

>Daenerys: Give me one reason why I shouldn't feed you to my dragons, Jon Snow? Do you know where you stand? In this very hall my ancestors planned the invasion of the realm, before the stags, wolves and lions bent their knees to the dragon, much bigger men than you are. I will have all of the realm kneel before the Targaryen banner - and the North. I was born to rule the Seven Kingdoms and I will.

>>85549137
I didn't need to see that

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>tfw too intelligent to believe R+L=J is book canon

>>85549324
Will Jon give her his Longclaw?

>>85549337
>>85549291
we have some ascended individuals in the thread tonight

>>85548198
Add Theon

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>>85549337
>tfw too intelligent to fall for preston theories

>>85549324
Its a miracle Danny hasnt been assasinated yet.

>>85549407
Why do you keep mentioning Preston like he's the only person ever to think that Jon Snow isn't the child of Rhaegar and Lyanna? Do you think this series' fanbase started in 2015 or something?

>>85549137
this is hilarious

>>85549137
This video was made by 45 year old man

>>85549451
He's the reason so many retarded theories took off because his fans don't think for themselves

>>85548952
Has there ever been an adapted character in any series as poorly done as Ellaria?

She's a minor character, but still: her one defining trait is that she sees the futility in revenge and how violence only begets more violence. In the show, she's a fucking lunatic willing to kill her own family to get revenge.

>At some point, I want to hear how a Night's Watch recruit became King in the North.

>As long as you tell me how a Lannister became Hand to Daenerys Targaryen.

>A long and bloody tale. To be honest, I was drunk for most of it.

>My bannermen think I'm a fool for coming here.

>Of course they do. If I was your hand, I would have advised against it. General rule of thumb, Stark men don't fare well when they travel south.

>True. But I'm not a Stark.

Tyrion continues to drink and know things.

lol at D&D continuing to hammer in that Jon doesn't consider himself a Stark

So will Danny's son kill her and become Aerys 2.0?

>>85549485
Thinking that N+A = J or just anything other than R+L = J was a thing looong before Preston. How old are you exactly?

>>85548393
I don't know anything of Naruto and I have never seen an episode, you dumb weebs need yo stop thinking your analogies make sense

>missandei with grey worm
>"i want to see you"

what did she see though?

>Euron
>Sauron
You can't make this shit up. Fucking D&D

amirite, bookbros?

>>85549324
Is this real? I can't tell if it's from the leaks or something some dude on an Ethiopian basket-weaving forum shat out

Can someone link me to the leaks?

>>85549535
I'm not talking about N+A= J

>>85548563
Stone are the visigoths, sand are the north Africans, and sand are the celtiberians.

>>85548732
Hence why they are the best.
Andals > First Men > Rhoynroaches

>>85548731
It looks like she has really bad gas

>>85548839
Looks fun as shit you pleb.

>>85549541
When will they deport those Sothoriniggers back to their chimpland in the south?

>>85549588
...then what are you talking about? That's what I believe, and I don't even watch that dude's videos

>>85549248
In the books, Jon's mom is Ashara Dayne, she is of the night.

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>>85549337
>tfw not intelligent to believe ashara + ned = jon

>>85549580
No, that's too much to hope for

FUCK YEAH SEAKING

>>85549299
not raped at all, this is a feminist show now. Euron wouldn't disrespect a woman like that.

Thanks Sansa.

>>85549635
I wish N + A = J was canon. For all of GRRM's bullshit about subverting cliches it looks like he fell into the "muh chosen one" too

Before he went ham on the Sand Sneks, everyone hated Euron. I'm glad they turned that around. We needed that, even though we really didn't need a new bad guy.

Why aren't there any strong black women in Westeros on dis racist show?

>>85549667
Hope Euron raped Yara before killing her, some nice family time you know.

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>>85549586
short version of them?

>>85549700
Problem is people don't see him as a bad guy now. They actually want the fucker to win and who can blame them for it.

>>85549137
I'm having doubts if baelish can even get his dick up - if he saw Arya naked he'd probably turn into an unsullied.

>>85549712
Missandei

>>85549511
I hope this is real

>>85549712
Missandei knows like 12 languages, she's arguably one of the smarter characters in the show.

I love that scene in which Tywin discusses war plans with Littlefinger while Arya serves them wine. Absolutely brilliant, reminds me of WW2 movies war councils. Dynamic, well acted, without much drama and normie pandering. In less than 3 minutes, they went through affairs in the realm elsewhere, Starks, their plans for them etc.

ashara committed suicide like a dumb hoe, she couldn't have given birth

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>>85549586
or long version of them?

>>85549737
Cheers cunt

>>85549743
I think that's fair. He definitely will get his head caved in or removed, though. But I'm with you, the ride will be a good one.

>>85549655
Wow, that's an old one.

>>85549535
N+A=J for life
true greenseers also know that R+L=fAegon.

>>85549712
Majority of niggerkind in this show are still uncivilized savages in Sothoryos.

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>>85549772

>>85549754
>>85549757
she's an undocumented slave to daenerys.

>>85549806
dumb frogposter

>>85549772
when'd the retard learn to type

>>85547316
Balon just pissed me off because he was supposed to die in like Season 4 but they just forgot about him for 2 years.

>>85549848
>make the single dumbest post in this thread
>calling someone else dumb
Hoo boy

>>85549811
I'm not going to get baited by this, come on, man. You're better than that.

>>85548306
Temporarily, yes.

>>85549872
such an idiot. Invading the fucking north when they could have had lannister gold.

dumbfuck

>>85549927
but muh vengenace

>>85548222
he obviously has saved enough space for all episodes you absolute spastic

>>85549976
>he
lmao

Will we ever see the army of dead invade Westeros proper?

>>85549797
So are we lad, so are we.

>>85549995
night king has to wait until after jon and dany fuck

>>85549887
>just given birth
>hurr I'll go kill myself now
you're assblasted because your shitty theory just got btfo

>>85549995
next season for about 3-4 episodes, then the aftermath, then credits

>>85548563
>in control of dorne
>ancient dynasty gets overthrown by 3 teenage girls and a woman with zero fighting experience
>in turn get btfo by a mentally ill pirate just because he wants to fuck cersei
literally cannot stop thinking

>>85549757
if she's so smart, why did she make a dickless guy her boyfriend?

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>Tyrion: Lord Baelish?
>Littlefinger: Get away!

From that moment on, the Red God took posession of Peter Baelish and he assaulted Tyrion, wanting to suck his soul out.

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>>85549995
Yes, they spoiled it back in season 2.

>>85550035
what happens to dorne now boys?

>>85549797
>>85550022

do you guys like mudkips?

>>85550029
Holy fuck you're actually retarded hahaha

>>85549107
You are a fucking idiot, that only applies to natives of a region and to their skin tone.

>>85548839
I don't think they mind much considering you could literally take your yearly salary out of their bank account every day and they wouldn't even notice

>>85548198
THE HOUND

>>85550041
At least he won't go nuts and be a dick to her.

>>85550085
Don't be autistic, everyone knows black makes the sun hotter. So people in the north have black hair like Jon.

And you know the seed is strong.
>Black of Hair
>Black of Hair
>Black of Hair
learn2GRRM's genetics

>>85548839
Its better than being a factory worker with a Masters degree

>>85550080
Seething

>>85550165
Just laughing at you my man

>>85548221
Lyseni are basically Old Valyria blood too why not just breed with them?

>>85549756
It is, the guy who posted it has been getting lines right word for word for the episodes days ahead of time

>>85549927
It's actually kind of cool that the Greyjoys are presented the most pathetic and parasitic of all houses. Their entire philosophy being retarded and self destructive EXCEPT when you get someone like Euron who comes along and brings it to it's natural conclusion.

>>85550188
>boss

>>85550183
Its just those 20 families that were poor as shit farmers until they discovered they've been blessed with magic of taming dragons. Then they conquered everything and used magic to expand and build their empire or many wonders. If GoT was set in that time it would resemble fantasy of mages, witches and dragon riders much more

>>85549800
>>85549588
>>85549535
>>85549451
>>85549407
>>85549337
>>85549652
you people really overestimate gurm

>>85550214
how are the tiny iron islands able to provide enough men for an army or navy in their faggot case?

>>85550180
At least you admit N+A=J is stupid

>>85550251
As it almost does in the Essos anyway. Remember those in House of the Undying and what not

>>85550283
I don't, I just know what kind of person he is. He's autistic about his books to the point where if enough people start thinking something about them online, he'll change it so that they're wrong.

>>85550071
>the throne room no longer has the seven pointed star behind the throne but the Lannister lion

What do you guys think any chance of fAegon hitting hte scene this late in the game?

>>85548187
>all those people voting 1
>dedicate an entire night to watching and discussing something they don't like
why is it a meme to like something but pretend you don't

>>85548545
Cast her, she can't be worse than Emilia and they save 2 million

>>85550285
They aren't thats why they suck and need a charismatic warlock with a wicked sense of humour as their king

>>85548271
>le banter dwarf and his epic sidekick bronn
fuck off

>>85550216
What?

>>85548620
Someone already has

http://io9.gizmodo.com/a-fantastically-detailed-geological-history-for-game-of-1561092800

>You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen. Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.

>This is Jon Snow. He's King in the North

>Thank you for traveling so far, my lord. I hope the seas weren't too rough.

>The winds were kind, Your Grace.

>Apologies, I have a Flea Bottom accent, I know, but Jon Snow is King in the North, Your Grace. He's not a lord.

YAAASSS DADVOS SLAY

Counting people who has been alive since the start of the show/books, who's the smartest?

Tywin, Varys, Marwyn, Bloodraven, Marwyn, Tyrion, Littlefinger, Aemon? who else is up there?

>>85550147
"b-but muh alpha male :("

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>>85548090

oh look my favorite thread in the citadel

>The bastard of Winterfell.

>The dwarf of Casterly Rock.

>I believe we last saw each other atop the wall.

>You were pissing off the edge, if I remember right.

Remember season 1 you guys?

>>85550355
I don't think so.

Would've needed to talk more about the blackfyres then.

Jon and dany romance. How will they hit it off?

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>>85550439
>the Mother of Dragons

>>85550446
You said Marwyn twice and Aemon and bloodraven are dead

>You don't believe him. I understand that, it sounds like nonsense. But if destiny has brought Daenerys Targaryen back to our shores, it has also made Jon Snow King in the North. You were the first to bring Dothraki to Westeros? He is the first to make allies of wildlings and Northmen. He was named Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, he was named King in the North. Not because of his birthright. He has no birthright, he's a damn bastard. All those hard sons of bitches chose him as their leader because they believe in him. All those things you don't believe in,he faced those things. He fought those things for the good of his people. He risked his life for his people. He took a knife in the heart for his people. He gave his own-- If we don't put aside our enmities and band together, we will die. And then it doesn't matter whose skeleton sits on the Iron Throne.

YAAAASSSS DADVOS SLAY QUEEN

>>85550482
LE MEME BERRIES RITE XD

>Cersei: I had so many dwarves killed I've lost count. Hoping, praying one of them will be you. But here you are, showing your murderous face again. I'm not surprised. You were always the clever one. Look at you, Hand of the Queen. She's just your type isn't she, a foreign whore who doesn't know her place.

>>85550488
nah brah fAegon ain't blackfyre he's R+L

>D: What was that Ser Davos said about "taking a knife in the heart" for his people? Did you notice that?

>T: You must allow them their flights of fancy. It's dreary in the North

Oh those fantastical Northerners

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>>85550283
If R+L=J then GRRM is a hack.

>>85550500
the cripts show its pathetic and cringey

>>85550439
This is already going to be shit I can tell, but I'm glad Jon managed to travel south once in his life. Would be cool if we got an episode or two of him on the road

>>85550513
Start of the show.
If they were alive in the first book or the first season they are eligible.

Aegon the Conqueror is not, Arthur Dayne is not.

>Daenerys agrees to Iron Islands independence
>Euron is the legitimate ruler of the Iron Islands by every law

?????????

>>85550538
Fuck you

>>85550581
GRRM is already a hack so R+L=J MUST be true.

>>85550589
Erm, no. You fucktard.

>>85550625
And Septa Lemore is Ashara Dayne come at me bro

>>85550588
>on the road

More like on a ship

>>85550581
True

Also if you don't think that R+L=J is book canon at this point you are legitimately mentally handicapped

>>85550622
Yas

Queen

Slay

The "game" in Game of Thrones is a bored future Bran controlling many people for his amusement.

>>85550703
kek

>>85550622
>by every law under Cersei's rule
ftfy

>>85550682
but what is GRRM's incentive to sell his books if dey the same as the show?

>>85550723
No, under IT law and Iron Islands law.

>>85549166
He becomes king nigga

>>85550734
detailed scenes about character's shitting habits and fat pink masts

>>85550446
bloodraven objectively speaking
he was a legendary hand even aside from being an omniscient god

going through the archives is funny

>What season do you think Aegon will show up in? 5 or 6 or will they mix it up a bit?
inb4 >6 seasons

>>85550734
George has already said he's not changing jackshit in the books cause people figured it out and has given D&D everything including how it ends and predicated giving them the rights on successfully answering who Jon's mother was, which D&D have said in multiple interviews they got right

R+L=J is happening faggot

>>85550553
This is actually excellent lol. If she only wasn't delivering it with a stone cold face it would be funnier

>>85550734
Some people don't prefer the "Nailed it" version

>>85550723
what? no? euron was democratically elected by iron islanders

I like how the show is more canon than the books.

>>85550774
>nigga

That's so inappropriate for a GoT discussion, especially given how few peoples of colour are in the show and quite frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself for using such denigrating language on /tv/ or anywhere.

Take a good long look at yourself and think before posting or i will get in touch with the moderators.

>>85549166
he's a small guy

>>85550911
>911
oh shit it's the pc police

>>85550703
imagine being both your parents in the sex that made you

pls reles episdoes in 4k

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>>85550942
>my wife

>>85550622
>>85550723
>>85550748
>>85550849
There's an entire scene that explains all of this shit you fucking niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgH1teclWkY

>>85550984
imagine being summer and fucking your own paralyzed asshole

>>85549166
Well they've been hamming up his mustache twirling villainy and creepiness for a while now, he's probably done for.

>>85550703
That would be fucking hilarious and I hope its true. Imagine how angry this shows retarded fans would be

>>85550999
There he goes again with the language! It 2017, get with the times or check out buddy. It's not funny of clever.

>>85551050
I'm sorry, sometimes I get upset about the fact I share a board with people with the attention span of a grape

>Daenerys: Speak up.
>Sam: Your Grace, forgive me, but I come from the Citadel. My name is Samwell Tarly.
>Daenerys: What is a man of the Watch doing so far south?
>Sam: Former Lord Commander Jon Snow sent me to study about the..nevermind that now. That's not why I'm here..there's someone who wants to see you.
>Daenerys: Who?
>Sam: Ser Jorah Mormont of the Be-
>Daenerys: Ser Jorah? Alive? You better not be lying. If you are, I'll slice myself a piece of ham right off you.
>Sam: Your Grace, I..
>Daenerys: Quiet! If you only knew how many are starving in Slaver's Bay, you'd be ashamed of yourself.
>Sam: I...
>Daenerys: Grey Worm, take this obese man in his dungeon.

>Cersei: Mad King's daughter has now taken herself on an even more wicked path: imprisoning overweight people.

>>85550988
I just want to watch them all now
pls upload

>>85549872
Euron should have been the leader from the get-go or at least earliest as possible.

>>85551050
fuck you snowflake

>>85551094
Rude. And how is a snowflake a derogatory term boso?

>>85551130
you tell me nigger

>>85550999
>his big cock

>>85551130
who said it was, retard?

>>85548552
Reddit

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>>85549137
Wtf

>>85551091
>"I apologise to you all for not killing him years ago"
And people say S6 Euron was badly written.

TWOT5K would have been very short

what are the dothraki doing right now?

>>85551198
literally none of the war of 5 kings involved naval warfare

>>85551153
Right, that's it! I'm calling the moderators, you think it's funny now eh? Just wait till they track your ID down on ban your ass. It was nice knowing you - NOT!

>>85550999
What? No it doesn't. They don't adress it at all, they just say that Euron murdered Balon and took the hrone from Yara. Unless the're saying that murdering Balon invalidates the Kingsmoot ..

>>85551239
>what is the battle of blackwater

>>85551230
And the dragons for that matter

>>85551282
not naval warfare, you fucking spastic

just because it involved boats doesn't make it naval warfare

>>85550423
Now THATS autism

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>>85551268

>>85551336
give me your reddit username so I can ban you from /r/gameofthrones, RIGHT NOW

>>85550999
this scene was epic, simply epic

can't believe there are haters in this thread that don't like the show

>>85550074
Since they decided to go this retarded route in the series and kill Doran in favor of some dumb bitches, I'm hoping for the extinction of the Martell dynasty.

IT'S OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtb0_MjrEZM&t=759s

>>85549137
>women

no seriously, look at the comments

>>85551417
been had out bruh

Can you believe me when I say that seeing the end of Theon's redemption arc is the last thing I'm hoping for? Maybe also Cersei ending. Everything else I don't give a fuck

>>85551309
Wrong

>>85548198
Sandor Clegane

>>85551473
I believe you :)

>>85551417
this is autistic, the dude is nitpicking everything that happened in the show

god I'm so mad, fucking haters

>>85551526
it's pretty obvious you have been in this thread just shitposting low quality stuff. idk what you get from this. hang yourself

>>85551336
I'm in /VIP/ discussing this issue, as you need a pass apparently, so don't think i've gotten. Just be lucky I haven't called the police, i few weeks ban such be sufficient enough time for you to learn what you did wrong and, hopefully, become a better person for it.

>>85548952
Fuck, I really fucking hate this character. In the book she was decent but my god did they ruin her character in the show. How the hell does she justify killing Oberyon's family and say it's to avenge him?

>>85551579
Moonblood?

>>85551579
She annoyed me even in the books lmao.

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>>85551570

>>85551198
Not only in-universe as euron would have rekt but also out of universe the ironborn would have been considered much more interesting and might have averted the season 3-5 absence of them.

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>>85550131

>>85550622
Dany, regarding herself as the rightful ruler of Westeros, has the authority to appoint whoever she wants as anything if she actually seizes the throne

Perhaps you should spend more than 3 seconds thinking about something before asking about it

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IF TE MARSTERS NOT CUT ME, MAKE ME KILL MY GERBIL I AM NEVER UNSULLIED. ME, I, YES I, WOULD NEVER OF MEET YOU DAIRYNES STORMBORN.

>>85551484
>Stannis' army lands on a boat
>proceeds on foot to the gates of KL and attempts to sack it
>gets btfo and leaves on a boat

wow what a great naval battle

>>85551704
-5/5

>>85551739
:(

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>>85551579

>>85551635
>and might have averted the season 3-5 absence of them.
but anon then we wouldn't have had all of those amazing sand snake scenes

>>85551239
Yes it did. Stannis attacked KL.

>>85551526
Where do you think you are right now?

>>85551417
this loser refuses to name the nose behind the rock.

>le it's bluffing
>le it must be X
>le it must be Y
He has brain damage. The reason why everything is shit isn't any of that, its because D&D are hack writers. Fuck this dude. He is retarded.

>>85551682
Its practically impossible to truly unite the realm and maintain STRONG peace. Small scale wars against lieges at the very least will always be the problem and those can often be supported by some bigger houses. Much of the Westeros didn't even experience real war and many could try a lot of things once the monarch changes AGAIN

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>>85549261

These fucking idiots will deny that shit to there grave. Don't underestimate the stupidity of these people

>>85551788
see
>>85551722

Joffery even specifically asks Tyrion why their fleet isnt readied. I guess you guys consider Hardhome a naval battle too because they arrived and left on a boat.

>>85551753
You can do so much better, I know you can.

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>>85551526
Watch it, buddy!

>>85551722
They engaged the Lannister fleet, there was ship-to-ship fighting and boarding

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>>85551824
Tyrion was in a boat when they had a battle with Stonemen.

>>85548138
imma need to see the math on that

>>85551857
Stonemen weren't in a boat, not a naval battle

>>85551824
>because they arrived and left on a boat.
That was one boat and the actual fighting took place on land.

>>85548731
is laying on a thing a stunt

>>85551838
>this guy comes up to your gf and starts telling her how Sweetrobin is controlling Littlefinger through the weirwood.net
Wat do?

>>85549137

fuck man even i have some complaints but this is a great show

this is pure autism. we should use this to fight isis. they'll all commit sudoku and we'll be g2g

>>85551838
>>85551838
>me ini the mirror

>>85551704
Kek

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>>85551900
Bald.

>>85550029
Are you 12?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postpartum_depression

Just noticed no backlink
rip

>>85552010
don't worry it was a shit thread, just like this one was

>>85552008
meme illness

new

>>85552036
>>85552036
>>85552036
>>85552036
>>85552036

>>85552008
Post-natal depression rarely, if ever, causes suicide

Doubly so if you're a princess that bore the child of the man you love if you believe that autist preston

>>85552010
previous
>>85545160
one before that
>>85540116

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>>85551417
Ahh thats where all the autistic nit pickers come from. Imagine of long the show would have to be if it covered very little thing? But don't worry GRRM seems to have all the time in the world with 0 budget to write 3 chapters of food descriptions and how the penis hangs in the dim lit room.

>>85549782
Can we have the other episodes as well?

>>85548198
Sandoz Clegane.

Ya dumb cunt

>>85551704
IF TE MASTERS NOT CUT MY DICK AND MAKE IT INTO PUSY, I'D STAY WIF YOU AND FUCK YOUR PUSY.
NOW GREY WORM MUST LEAVE AND DON"T KNOW WHEN HE COME BACK, BUT FIRST GREY WORM WILL EAT YOUR PUSY BECAUSE HE HAS NO DICK TO PUT IN IT

>>85550285
They mobilize a much higher percentage of their male population for war than the other kingdoms, since they don't do much farming and don't need to leave people behind to tend the fields.

>>85549927
Balon was a well-written character with very human and relatable flaws, but despite good casting with Patrick Malahide he just didn't get enough screentime to be interesting. Really I think D&D just didn't like the Ironborn at all and didn't realize the potential for entertaining scenes until after the Sand Snek fiasco left them looking for alternatives.

>>85548433
That was the last enjoyable arc in this series. The show is total shit now. All the interesting characters are dead, there's no fun workdbuilding anymore because they've got to rush to the end, every scene is just "hey join my army" "oh look I can cure greyscale now" "hey four really important characters from all over the world who just showed up at dragon stone without warning, let's do a fight this season yeah". It also used to be a show where the different characters and factions all had their own motives and desires, which made it unpredictable and fun. But now it's going to boil down to Blue Zombies V Everyone. I just can't stop watching.

>>85549137
unironically enjoy shit like this