/got/ general

Friendly reminder to NOT BULLY THE TULLY

>>85518095
Lord of Light preserve Frosty

>>85518095
how is dayne relevant now?

preston

>>85518161
What is it?

>>85518142
they call me darkstar and i am of the night

wtf i'm canny for dany now

This season feels like a low budget revival of a beloved but cancelled-before-its-time series, with different showrunners and an entirely new script by new writers after the original one was lost in a fire.

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>>85518095
>Dayne
Excellent taste.

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>Finish watching a Game of Thrones
>decide to go to movie theater
>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman
>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry
>bring a skin of wine
>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him
>get in line to get my ticket
>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice
>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”
>”The North remembers!”
>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid
>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping
>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”
>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”
>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”
>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants
>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”
>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me
>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”
>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen
>my cape gets caught on the door
>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance
>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, Anon.”
>”It is known, mother.”

>>85518130
CAN'T SULLY HE TULLY is way better, it actually rhymes

How would you fix the Game of Thrones storyline?

>>85518255
By canceling it.

>>85518196
DAYNE?

GET EM ON BOARD ILL CALL IT IN

>>85518255
killing dany and everything in her arc, and sansa, add more new characters

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>>85518095
>>85518130
>>85518236
based tully thread?

>>85518255
>Dany gets eaten by one of her dragons
>Jon dies in battle and is not resurrected
>Euron wins the Game of Thrones with Cersei as his personal sperm storage

>>85518095
Whoever made this pretty much chose the flagbearers to be le obscure and au contraire
>Dayne
>Tully
>Arryn
Especially Arryn. Like what is there good to say about Arryn?

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Threadly reminder to pay homage to Ellie's feet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXwj2LvjvNM

>>85518255
Have everything that happened post the red wedding be a dream and start over from there.

>>85518255
Kill Sansa, Daenerys, and Davos (Even though I like Davos). Then bring in Aegon. I'd stop Little Finger from being stupidly murdered. I'd make Varys a manipulator again. And lastly I'd also have Tyrion captured by the Lannister forces and put to death because he's just become too boring of a character and I believe his character arc is pretty much over.

>>85518357
The Arryn flag-bearer was the only good thing about season six.

>>85518255
Cut out Sansa in Winterfell, let her hang around in the Eyrie (so just skip her); in her place, more Bran magic training.

I'd also keep Aegon, Barristan running Mereen, ignore Arya, spend more time on Theon and do the GNC for the North.

>>85518357
Tullys have Radmure, Blackfish, based Hoster and qt wifes.
also the only house to care about the commoners

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>>85518324
If these talks of spin-off series after GoT is done we need to see more of this guy. Pretty shitty they wrote him out, he should be Jons champion instead of bearloli.

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>>85518095
>Martell and Based Bartheon not top tier
>White edgemasters are

>>85518417
>also the only house to care about the commoners
Edmure cared about the commoners, Catelyn wanted to kick them out of Rivverun. Just another reason why Catelyn is shit.

>>85518446
Cat is a stark now, she doesn't matter

I love House Dayne, but I also know that if I were 12 and wrote asoiaf fan fiction and made my own house it would be pretty much be House Dayne.

>>85518436
>Jon's anything
he doesn't trust Jon.

i just rewatched season 1 and it's fucking awful. actors haven't quite eased into their roles yet, dialogue is stilted and forced, special effects are laughable at best.

show's really come a long way

>>85518441
I wish Farage *would* try that shit on me. There couldn't be many things more satisfying than feeling the bones of his his inbred face collapse under my fists.

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>>85518489
That's pretty accurate and honest anon. Remind me of pic related

>>85518142
House Dayne of High Hermitage is always relevant, anon. Sometimes Dayne of Starfall manages it too.

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>>85518522
Christ, this is some nice bait. I almost didn't see through it.

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>>85515950
>How the actual fuck does Varys find Daenarys a good ruler?

The problems at Meereen aren’t Daenerys fault, the blame falls on the Ghiscari slavers.

>>85518489
You mustn't have seen Sephiroth Sand.

>>85518255
Travel back in time and make sure grrm won't even start writing this shit

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>>85518552
>his classmates in the sand snek fighting academy

>>85518196
more like Gayne

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>>85518095

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>I call it...Game of Thrones
Jesus Christ

>>85518581
>Force a complete culture change, and burn people alive
>why won't they cooperate, dumb Ghiscari

>>85518534
*tips fedora*

>>85518255
No Dany and no Arya

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GRRM has decided he wants to have a cameo role, what do you cast him as, /got/?

>>85518255
Stannis lives and Dany slowly becomes more and more villainous as she has to deal with fighting Westeros. After all, she was brutal enough to the slavers, I have no doubt she'd treat lords and serfs any better.

And if we're talking show here, I'd rather have the High Sparrow still live and Jamie go through his redemption arc.

Idk how Cersei would avoid execution if the Sparrow didn't die, but I liked his character a lot.

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>>85518534
You'd do nothing you skinny fat low test lefty. Farage would knock you around the room cunt.

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>>85518717
A background character who is gay and we see is being defecated on.

>>85518255
how one episode focus 90% on sam in hogwartz
thenone episode focus 90% on cersei+jaime
Add 5 seasons, more characters, sand snek killing the martell king was just a dream sequence, Tyrells aren't extinct with her, we remember the other tyrells both those earlier shown in the show and in the books.
Add more characters, stop hiring expensive actors

>>85518717
The guy who gets killed by the first handgun invented, but instead of blanks the gun is loaded with actual bullets, so he dies.

>>85518717
fat male prostitute who specializes in cuckolding, i.e. he's just there to watch

>>85518729
Holy shit. This is way better than what I wrote. Fucking this. Also, just completely leave out Dorne. We don't need Dorne.

>>85518717
He would have been a good Manderley.

>>85518717
Old Sam in the final scene.
>Hey Gilly I decided on a title
>The Game of the Thrones
>and who are you

>>85518717
Yezzan zo Qaggaz

>>85518587
Sounds like a Dayne/Stark bastard.
True heir of Dawn and Ice. Also a warg.

>>85518717
time skip hot pie

>>85518717
seeing this guy evokes negative emotions in me

hate his face and his fatness and his gay little hats

>>85518717
The Bloodstone Emperor aka Azor Ahai

>>85518717
That Maester who was writing a book in the background of the last episode.

>>85518717
Flashback Rhaegar.

>>85518857
no

>>85518539
Based Euron, a feminst utopia is a realist dystopia.

>>85518255
Bring in Dany's corruption arc
Uncuck Jaime
Uncuck Tyrion and the Eunuch
Kill Misandei and/or Gayworm
Kill sandsneks
Make Euron shit on Cersei instead of being her cuck
Kill/unmarysue Arya
Tone down Sansa's faggotry
Fix Littlefinger back to being the ultimate rusemaster

>>85518255
I would eliminate all taxes, and replace them with a 10% flat tax and a 24% sales tax.

>>85518857
woah

>>85518857
I don't get it

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>>85518638
> slavery
> culture

Fuck 'em, if the Ghiscari refuse to adapt they deserve to die.

>>85518779
If you consider asoiaf to be an anti-war series instead of a "feminist fantasy" it makes more sense too.

The whole "im good for the people!" angle of conquest devolves in the same way that populist socialism does or any other despot monarch.

Meanwhile the one true popular people's representative (the sparrow) at least survives a little longer.

That being said, I did like Stannis the most of everyone. I think he had the strongest claim, and would have been the best ruler. At least he knew to prioritize the North more than any lord in the entire series.

Its fucking pathetic how little they covered his death and its influence.

>>85518791
I wouldn't actually mad about that

>>85518856
This.
How come he hasn't had a cameo yet anyway?

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>>85518717

Yunkai whore #354

>>85518945
he had one in the original pilot at dany's wedding

>>85518791
He'll call it ASoIaF. That's why the series isn't called that, would be too corny.

>>85518965
Interesting, didn't know that.

>>85518990
he was a fat cheese merchant kek

>>85518857
This is so stupid it's probably real

>>85518990
They cut his scene when they replaced Dany. He was a fat merchant presenting wedding gifts

>>85518857
i remember when that idiot kept posting this years ago

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>>85518857
>Still farther east lie the so-called Thousand Islands, a seagirt scatter of bleak windswept rocks believed by some to be the last remnants of a drowned kingdom whose towns and towers were submerged beneath the rising seas many thousands of years ago. Only the boldest or the most desperate mariners ever make landfall here, for the people of these islands, though few in number, are a queer folk, inimical to strangers, a hairless people with green-tinged skin who file the teeth of their females into sharp points and slice the foreskins from the members of their males. They speak no known tongue and are said to sacrifice sailors to their squamous, fishheaded gods, likenesses of whom rise from their stony shores, visible only when the tide recedes. Though surrounded by water on all sides, these islanders fear the sea so much that they will not set foot in the water even under threat of death.

>>85519055
>slice the foreskins

nothing to worry about, it's just (((them)))

>>85518539
Where was that post from? I have a feeling that you just wrote it up in a pathetic attempt to make it look like anyone is bitching about the sand snakes dying. I really haven't seen any real Tumblr Twitter chimp outs.

>>85519088
t. feminist femanon

>>85518637

Fuck this faggotry, I'm going back to Hogwarts

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>>85518095
where's baelish?

>>85519132
>btw I want to fuck your sister lol

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>>85518095
NEW GAME

Search up your last name's Coat of Arms, if it has an animal that coincides with one of the GoT houses, that's what house you're in, if it doesn't have an animal, correlate it with the house colors.

Lannister master race reporting in

>>85519099
I don't have a twitter or Tumblr but if there was an actual freakout. Someone would have actually screen shotted a thread from those sites. There obviously wasn't, you autist but thanks for confirming you're just a splerg. And good riddance, the sand sneks were shit.

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>>85518857

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>>85519055
I always wanted to learn more about Skagos

>>85518534
>antifa nigger in /got/

>>85519161
>tfw green and gold
guess I'm a faggot

Why doesn't Dany just fly her dragon to Kings Landing at night and roast Cersei? Her chambers are literally at the top of a tower and tyrion and varys should know its location

>>85518095
8/10 flag order
I hope white walkers pwn everybody in the show

>>85519206
Rickon is eating people there

>>85518857
can someone explain what the FUCK im supposed to be seeing here ?

>>85518929
>this

GRRM has said that his writting is more about corruption of power, the loss of innocence and good intentions going bad than feminism. The show has just highjacked his universe and is ising to push a narrative that they feel will sell.

>>85519249
deepest lore

Why are the Vale knights still around? They haven't declared for Jon since that autistic kid is still alive

>>85518857
DEEPEST LORE

>>85518929
>At least he knew to prioritize the North more than any lord in the entire series.
Yeah him going north of the wall really sets him apart from the rest when it comes to the good guy conquest angle.
It didn't help him win, but it was the right thing to do.

>>85518857
how would this even look on a globe

>>85519258
>>85519273
>hivemind

>>85519260
because Dany wouldn't give a fuck about Jon if all he had to offer was 500 starving wildlings, 2 giant shemales and a 3'2 annoying cunt.

>>85519280
>>85519190

>>85519224
if the guards saw a dragon coming she'd probably go to maegor's holdfast, the place where cersei and sansa go during the blackwater battle, it's like a castle in a castle

I wonder what the five forts are like

>>85519306

That's why you fly at night at altitude then dive bomb in

what would you all like to see a spin off series focus on?

>>85518436
He refused to go to the wall because of Jon and even suggested that he was a Lannister puppet Lord Commander, so I don't see that happening.

>>85519334
Like the Wall, but with fire and Shadow Monsters instead of ice and Wights

>>85519350
roberts rebellion

>>85519206
Wait, Skagos has houses? Or are those tribes?

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>>85519350
Targaryen Invasion

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>we will never get to see asshai in the show
there are so many places in the far east that i'd love to know more about.
also this >>85519334

>>85519350
dance of the dragons mini series would be sweet

dunk and egg for a full series would be better, but that's not going to happen because grrm is a fat lazy piece of shit that won't let them make it because it isn't finished

>>85519224
because there's 2 seasons left on the show.

Cersei isn't a treat to the memecrew, the wights aren't a treat (fire), the WW aren't a treat (valyrian steel/dragonglass), there's nothing that can oppose that army except maybe the night king because we don't know what can kill him I guess. They can't have 15 episodes on him.

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>>85519161
no idea what animal this is, but judging from the colors I guess I'm a Connington
animal looks like a horse or a donkey if I had to guess

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>>85519378
dragon noises is one of my favourite memes tbqh

>>85519356
I guess the black stone is a good parallel to an ice wall

>>85519161
doxxed

Though I didn't know I had one of those, thanks. It's kinda cool.

Why doesn't dany just hit king's landing? Who cares if people get booty blasted because she has a foreign army? The Reach and Dorne support her. The North and Vale are busy with the white walkers. The Stormlands and Riverlands are in no condition to fight. The Westerlands would be in disarray with Cersei dead.

>>85519399
would cost way too much money to be a mini series, it could definitely be a film though

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>>85519376
House Crowl of Deepdown
House Magnar of Kingshouse
House Stane of Driftwood Hall
They're described as "Clans" in the listing of Northern Houses, but they are considered Houses far as I can tell

>>85519448
nah, it would cost about as much as a season of GoT. the big main events are the peasants storming the pit and the final dragon battle

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>>85518624

>>85518255
Trystane survives Dorne and wants revenge
Acknowledge the Stormlands lords who get subjugated properly and sworn to Tommen
Dragonstone is actually garrisoned
Have Dorne and the Reach mid civil war due to Redwyne side v Tarly side bickering and Dayne rallying against the snakes
Rickon survives the battle of the bastards
Littlefinger isn't a planless fool
Varys inherits LF's republic plot
Bran gets Dark Sister from Bloodraven

>>85519399
>>85519378
>>85519361
I'd prefer to see an adventure style show, where we get to explore the wider world and all the strange far-flung cultures

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Sansa's body double

So after the Tarly/Lannister army is crushed, what forces does Cersei have left?

>>85519541
ah yes a bland amorphous blob with no definition to speak of whatsoever

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>>85519161
By animal i'm a baratheon with that firey ass stag however I have no idea what id be by colour, who has yellow and blue?

>>85519378
I miss the spice king so much.
There's need to be more people to put that entitled cunt in her place on the show.

Then again if this scene happened in S7 Dany would burn him alive and the feminist tards in burlington would silently snap their fingers over it, justice-killing for... Not wanting to give his business ship to any random whore who asks.

>>85519436
It doesn't make sense. Don't think about it. It doesn't even matter if you get killed by fire or starve during a siege by fellow whites such as Dorne. It's Dabid writing.

>>85519350
The construction of the Five Forts. Why are they there?!

>>85519161
Targaryen

>>85519161
Tyrell or Swan, depending on what picture i choose

>>85519552

Gold cloaks and that's it unless the Lannisters magically raise yet another army.

>>85518857
what the fuck am i looking at

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>>85519571
Flint.
You should probably join the Night's watch desu.

How many characters left in the series want to fuck Sansa?

>Little Finger
>Robin
>Tyrion
>Sandor

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>>85519161
What am I anon?

>>85519581
im not a yank
can you explain to me why liberals snap their fingers? are they appropriating black culture again?

>>85519636
It's only Robin and lf

>>85519587
maybe to stop dothraki

>>85519645
New yorkers OUT

>>85519636
>sweetautist
>ever appearing again
>tyrion
>having any desires/faculty/aspirations to do anything other than serve kaloreesi
>reformed hound
>interested in sex

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>>85519161
House Crakehall I guess? Could've been worse.

>>85519645
High Sparrow

>>85519636
>>85519653
Robin should DEMAND that Sansa marries him

>>85519653
"You wanna fuck that Stark girl."

"I should've fucked her bloody."

>>85519645
i'd say that's closest to house glover

>>85519648
>can you explain to me why liberals snap their fingers?
Apparently clapping their hands can be triggering for some people. That's what I heard anyway and I didn't tried to see if it's real, I mean sure it's fucking retarded but these people are fucking retarded so...

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>>85519699
>Robin should DEMAND that Sansa breastfeed him

fixed.

>>85519648
>can you explain to me why liberals snap their fingers?
Clapping is triggering. My university asked for people to do jazz hands instead of clapping to show appreciation.

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>>85519161
I don't know what house I would belong too. Maybe I would be from the Vale, but something about my Coat of Arms just screams either the north or highgarden.

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>“A black stone of unknown origin has been used in the construction of several structures throughout the Known World. Some of it is described as oily or greasy

>>85519624
Lore. Pure lore, finely cut. Not the kind of lore you can get on any street corner lad.

>>85519737
>House Ozil

>>85519356
I think the best story for Dany in the books would be or her to go East and fight off that invasion, sort of paralleling Jon's fight at the Wall
I also don't want her anywhere near Westeros

>>85519730
He's already done that, to no avail. Sadly he discovered there was no milk, but it didn't stop him from trying.

>>85519723
who lives in sarnor

>>85519740
spoopy

>>85519730
No that comes after they've married

You don't ask for the crazy shit first

>>85519730
>she still has nipples after Ramsey

>>85519699
Sansa should marry him and just rule the vale in his stead because he's retarded.
The lords of the vale would probably be fine with that.

>>85519740
drawing red circles on images is a sign of autism

>>85519735
really...
I don't really know what to say

>>85519767
>he's retarded.
lmao no he's smarter than she is by a mile

>>85519767
>be a NEET all day
>fuck your hot redhead wife at night

sounds good tbqh

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>>85519161
Guess I'm a Lannister fucking shit, too

>>85518217
Underrated

>>85518374
this 2bh

>>85519767
Sansa is never leaving the north ever again.
It really sucks I wanted her to cuck the queen and sleep with Jamie

>>85519789
>crow
no you're Crow's Nest from the stormlands

>>85519759
Just some Dothraki hordes most likely. It got fucked up by the Doom of Valyria and most of it is just ruins.

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>>85519786
>hot

>>85519161
What westerosi house has a drinking horn sigil?
If none then what house has green and white colours?
The wiki isn't very helpful

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>>85519858
yes Sansa is attractive

>>85519854
all those lush lakes and river basins going to waste triggers my autism

>>85519789
House Morrigen

desu I've never found sansa attractive
she fine yeah sure, but like she really just just an archetypal southern english uni slag

if she wasn't famous you she wouldn't stand out in the street at all

>>85519860
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/List_of_houses

ctrl+f horn

House Longtable of the Reach
Hammerhorn of Iron Isles

not really drinking horn, but close.
Horn of plenty and Warhorn

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>>85519868
>this is what whales believe

>>85519897
>if she wasn't famous you she wouldn't stand out in the street at all

she's like 7'1

>>85519908
>7'1
Sansa confirmed for god-emperor of mankind

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Nice collection of sigils here, if you were wondering

>>85519723
>city states
>city

>>85519769
You have to respect that he drew them so perfectly round though, every single one of them

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>yfw Euron summons a Kraken and pulls Dany riding Drogon into the sea

>>85519908
more like 5'9

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>>85519906
oh fuck off yah try hard. its okay to hate a character and still think the actress is easy on the eyes.

>>85519954
euron IS the kraken

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>>85519954

>>85519964
>so I'll keep on posting airbrushed photoshoots from ages ago to prove it

>>85519740
This was debunked in 2002 or so.

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>>85519858
>>85519868
I'm very conflicted when it comes to her

>>85519858
>bright red lipstick

why do girls do this? it doesn't look good at all, you look like a fucking clown.

>>85519954
I would jerk off to a picture of David and Dan every day until my last day

>>85519901
Reach sounds more comfy than the Iron Isles 2bh

>>85519933
royce is p cool

>>85519996
it looks good on professional photoshoots and grills think they look the same irl when they just wear it everyday

>>85519161
>keller
Everyone is a blind invalid

>>85519897
I think she's fine, but not great.
I don't hold redheads in a higher regard like some though.

If I was looking through faces on a dating site I'd find plenty of more women I wound much more attractive, but if I saw her face I wouldn't shudder and hide exactly, I'd be fine with seeing someone like her on a blind date, since it hardly is everything.

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>>85519161
OH MAN AM I A FUCKING FREY?

>>85520038
House Royce is Based, Waymar was on a mission

>>85518624
Lannisters still have shitty helmets.

>>85520025
>Reach sounds more comfy than the Iron Isles 2bh
"Behold Our Bounty" are your words now

>>85519933
is it canon though?

>>85520053
yeah you're right
not saying shes ugly
she just isn't unusually beautiful either, just good-looking

>>85520055
The Freys are based, they were wronged time and time again, they had the right to do everything they did

>>85520066
Royce a best
>tfw no Myranda Royce bff to have breast envy over

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>>85520094

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>>85519983
>calls other whales
>calls out airbrushing
Thar she blows

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>>85519161
swann by animal
arryn by colour?

not too shabby

>>85520130
>he's already resorted to posting ugly slag pics
top kek

>>85519735
That's retarded. The only instance similar I have seen at my university is the practice of doing sogn language clap to show approuval during student body assemblies or other functions while the speaker has the floor so as to not interuot and keep procedings flowing. We still do clap audibly when hosting people, congratulating people or at events.

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>>85520055
According to the rules of >>85519161
you should look for a house with White/Red colours.
Maybe bronze and gold as well.

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>>85518255
1. Restart the series entirely, in some way that makes it a clean and obvious break from the last one. Maybe just make it animated. That way, you could draw whatever crazy settings and architecture and magic shit that you needed, you could stay faithful to characters' descriptions without trying to shoehorn an actor into a role, and that would all take away the psychotic incentive that D&D have to just write things for their favorite actors to make faces and emote at.
2. Keep the good actors from the HBO series around to voice their old characters, if they're up for it.
3. Wait for GRRM to finish the book series first.
4. Follow the source material completely, with the exception of whatever revisions or updates GRRM approves (like taking out Tyrion's somersault, which he said he'd do if he ever went back to re-write it).
5. D&D have no involvement with this project. Not even in some vague, titular "producer" role. Their names don't appear anywhere on this.

>>85520139
my bad, meant swyft by colour

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>>85519933
>THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US

Sophie nudes WHEN?

>>85519933
That's probably my favourite part of the world created by the Fatass. So many houses in so many places, everything has a history. It's really nice.

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>>85520178
Never been sure about the status of Codd
They're a House, but have no Lord?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9j1ljA5gfU

>a big fuck you boat built by a big fuck you guy

wtf I love D&D now

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>>85520175
>Maybe just make it animated. That way, you could draw whatever crazy settings and architecture and magic shit that you needed
Anime is really the only way to do characters like Darkstar justice
pic related, I imagine he'd be something like this

>>85519740
what does this imply?
also, why do we even give a fuck about Westeros if it's just a tiny piece of land

>>85520215
cringe

gunna start a new mountainblade game
which house should I fight for? I'm leaning towards stannis because I remember them having cool armour in the game

met the mountain on the battlefield once, his character model is huge which i thought was cool, got killed before I could attack him though

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>>85520198
It is a great sandbox, regardless of what others do in it

>>85520175
>3. Wait for GRRM to finish the book series first.

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>>85519161
we lannister now

>>85520241
would love on openworld rpg set in this universe

even if it was made by bethesda

>>85520175
>Tyrion's somersault
What's that?

>>85520249
Are you implying that this is a good idea, or that it'll never happen?

>>85520233
>being this oblivious

>>85520267
Well, there are some Warband mods... though obviously limited. A clash of kings, and a world of ice and fire.

>>85520198
Sometimes a crest, a name and a location is really enough to help make the world feel a bit fuller.

There's an older video game world I really like because of that, every map was focused on one part of the world, and every map had up to a hundred cities, hundred ruins, hundred sites like ports and taverns, and they had a tiny bit of information giving the world more flavor. Like one castle being haunted by a ghost, a port being burned down by orcs. Helps making a world feel less empty even if the information is of no consequence.

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>>85519161
Same colors and animal

I don't want to be a fucking Santigar

>>85520288
playing a clash of kings right now
is a world of ice on fire better?

desu the best mods for that game are

prophesy of pendor>gekokujo>AD1257
maybe breytnwalda if you like the setting

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>>85519161
>Your crest is almost the exact same as House Frey

>>85520271
AGoT chapter 5, Jon 1.
When Tyrion first introduces himself to Jon, and he flips down from the ledge.

>>85520288
I get a boner simply thinking of the Bannerlord GOT mod
i can't wait any longer

>>85520273
that it might not happen :'(

>>85520317
I found AWOIAF better because of quests, it works better on my machine, and you can actually join the night's watch and fight the wildlings which is nice.

All in all I enjoyed AWOIAF more than ACOK.

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>>85520209
If you mean the Lord of House Codd, then I assume they have one, but we haven't met them. To be quite honest, I just assumed Left Hand Lucas was the Lord, though nothing really suggests that.
If you mean the Lord that rules above them. aren't they officially below the Greyjoys?

>>85520215
Is that gif fucking real?

>>85520332
>When Tyrion first introduces himself to Jon, and he flips down from the ledge.

i dont know what grrm was thinking with this. tyrion can barely even walk in the books, he waddles

>>85520349
well if they don't have a lord does that mean they need a new one?

>>85520178
>>85520209
What the fuck is the point of those house words?

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>Daenerys has been shaped for rule since before she could walk. She has been trained in arms, as befits a knight to be, but that was not the end of her education. She reads and writes, speaks several tongues, she has studied history and law and poetry. A septa has instructed her in the mysteries of the Faith since she was old enough to understand them. She has lived with fisherfolk, worked with her hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash her own clothes at need. She can fish and cook and bind up a wound, she knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Cersei has been taught that queenship is her right. Daenerys knows that kingship is her duty, that a queen must put her people first, and torture and burn to death all opposition.

>>85520377
Literally "haters gonna hate"

>>85520175
>3. Wait for GRRM to finish the book series first.
George was actively searching for people who would adapt the books for tv or film while he was suffering from writer's block during the writing of the fourth book. HBO and D&D can't be blamed for that.

>>85520332
Thank you anon

>>85520175
When I was reading through the books, I pictured it in my head as an animation.
Just imagine if there was an animated series that was completely faithful to the source material, each chapter getting it's own episode.
I understand this will likely never happen, it'd be so expensive and time consuming to make and probably still not be as popular as the show
Still, imagine...

>>85520377
It means that they will do whatever they like, even if it everyone hates them.

>>85520267
>tfw no Assassin's Creed style game where you play as Faceless Men exploring the Free Cities

>>85520394
>every chapter getting it's own episode

the first book would take 10 years to finish

>>85520241
>Thenn

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people still watch this shit?

>>85520310
House Santagar's arms are pretty smart by anyone's standards and surprisingly subdued for Dorne.

>>85520230
Deep Ones rule the world

>>85520365
Yeah. In interviews, he describes it variously as a "somersault" or a "pratfall" and, whenever it's brought up, he's quick to mention that he'd take that out if he could, before anything else is said about the topic.

>>85519996
Its a sign a girl is ovulating

>>85520450
what kind of deep lore do I need to read to know who those are?

>>85520365

He kind of retroactively assesses this in ADWD where at some point Tyrion thinks about how his uncle taught him circus tricks or something; and he's always thinking about how his knees hurt.

>>85520374
Why do you think they have no lord?

>>85520380
>She reads and writes, speaks several tongues,
yet still need a translator to tell her about Valyrian

>>85520444
*scoffs*

Tell me sire, do thee plebeians to this day on a regular basis take part in the activity of viewing the television programme; "Game of Thrrrrrrroones"?

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>>85520394
>I understand this will likely never happen, it'd be so expensive and time consuming

There is precedent for something so drawn-out being made, though.

>>85520557
*tips great helm*

they be stupid n shit

>>85519984
>>85519740

what was debunked?

>>85520429
I said it'll never happen, although you are exaggerating a little anon.
There's 73 chapters including the prologue, each episode would be 15-20 minutes long.
Budget issues aside it would take maybe 3 or 4 years. Which is less time than the last few books took to write.

>>85520538

You are not getting the point at all.

>>85519161
Mine had a horse. Does that make me Dothraki?

>>85520566
is that a real quote from animu or some shit?
>tfw whoever wrote that probably thought it was deep

>>85520593
nah my friend, makes you either a Ryswell or a Bracken :^)

>>85520487
They're a mythical race fish people and some maesters connect these fish people to the oily black stones that are only found on the shoreline, and was built before the arrival of the people currently inhabiting it.

That's what I like about fatman, he fleshes everything out so much, and he obviously enjoys cramming everything full of Lovecraft references.

>>85520566
Not sure where this is from, but I do know that it's too small to read

>>85519996
>>bright red lipstick
>why do girls do this? it doesn't look good at all, you look like a fucking clown.

Apparently this is a weird take, but I don't get why girls wear any makeup, ever.
It's never a fucking improvement.
The only people who're fooled by it are either kids, idiots, or people who are really far away. Just stop it. I can tell it's not supposed to be there.

>>85520365
GRRM wasn't aware of the limitations people have with this sort of condition when that chapter was written. It should have been kind of obvious, though.

>>85520538
That's a description of Aegon really

>>85520590
herp derp
I did read it all, the point isn't exacty hard to get.

Was just pointing out how stupid it was that Dany needed Niggergirl to tell her about Valyrian.

That's as stupid as Dany telling Jon about the common tongue when they meet.

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>showplebs

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>>85520593

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>>85519161

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>>85520624
spoopy

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>>85519161
>tfw your great great great great great grand parents have their own Wikipedia pages
Guess I'm a Lannister too.

>>85520677
Page link?

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>>85520675
>showplebs
>posting an image of a character that isn't in the books

>>85520656
You are not getting the point at all.

>>85520654
If you want to be technical, that's Varys' utopia of Aegon. Not Aegon.

They try to raise a perfect ruler, but what they got was an entitled autist, i.e. just like about half the rulers.

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>>85520677
>he didn't ctrl+f stallion

>>85520637
It can sometimes make them look better, but things like bright red lipstick is too obvious.

A lot of women are apparently asked if they sick or are told they look tired when they suddenly stop using their more subtle daily makeup.
I think that's mostly because guys just are looking for a reason to start chatting with them though.

>>85520705
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Clubfoot_Karl
Karl Tanner is based on him and an other NW deserter

>>85518142
dayne, dayne, it rhymes with BANE?

>>85520705
He is clearly a meme version of Clubfoot Karl.

>>85520677
Does the House Risley sigil goes on infinitely?

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>>85520656

>Being this much of an underaged showfag

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>>85520380
you got me, i got mad

>>85520741
>>85520729
he is clearly not clubfood karl

>>85520728
Maybe I should just start hanging out by swimming pools.

>>85520718
are those their real words? kek
might as well take "No bully tully".

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>>85520718
crap
I did ctrl+f unicorn the first time, and saw some stuff, but figured I'd ignore those.


nothing on steed and mare.

>>85520700
>>85519901

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>>85520777
their words don't appear in the books yet, guessing they might be pretty mysterious as they have that infamous feud with the Blackwoods

>>85520766
>>85520741
>>85520729
He's Dirk with a less shit name

>>85520718
>Tully is my wife's bull

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is craster /ourguy/?

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>>85519161
so what does this mean?

Dual wield like DAYNE?

>>85520869
we're kinda short of /ourguys/ desu.
I'll take anyone who isn't a YASSQUEEN retard, or a numale/dwarf.

>>85519645
a based donegalman

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>>85519161
Guess I'm Clegane

>>85520966
BASED BIG DOG

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>>85520055
>red & white
>fort

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>>85519161
I'll be joining you in that Lannister camp.

>>85520935
Yeah I'm here, you about ?

what are bastards of kings landing called?

>>85521041
One's called Gendry

>>85521041
Waters

>>85521041
waters

>>85521041

Waters

>>85521041
they take the name pisswater

>>85519571
You're a stag before your colors

based Baratheon brother

>>85519161
>americans
>coat of arms
what the fuck am I reading?

>>85521122
nueve

>>85519541
>she airbrush edited her stretch marks and cellulite

what a pussy bitch

>>85521116
>Everyone here is an americuck
no
also most americans have british ancestry/ surnames

>>85520869
>tfw numales in this show *actually* have their Cock'n Balls cut off

>>85521148
Meant to cite

>>85520932

>>85521041
Niggers

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>>85521139
did she?

reminder arya names her valyrian steel dagger 'little finger' after killing baelish.

>>85520718
Ayyy I just read about the Brackens in aDwD. Blackwood all day cuckboi

>>85521022
sitting in buncrana lad what bout ye