/got/ cersei /ourgal/ edition

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things that have had more screentime than bran

>ed gremlan
>hotpie
>jorah skin peeling
>greyworms ass
>memebear
>a bowl of literal shit

I'm all for female rulers as long as they're cute.

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pour one out for fallen hotties

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Jon, I've missed you.

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euron did nothing wrong

real thred

Who's the best hopw to defeat the White Walkers and why is it the Pittsburgh Penguins?

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I fucking hate you fucks

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Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQC85088Fo

>>85504896
>arya will never be remotely sexy
>lyanna will never be Turkfu
WHY.EVEN

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Sam, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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rate my oc /b/ros

>>85504927

Dany, they even mentioned it in the show when Jon was talking to Salsa about the potential alliance: She has dragons, and what do dragons breathe?

>>85504952
>pic related: it's me and my wife's son

>>85504836
whatever happened to the youngest stark boy? i remember his hot piece of ass wildling got killed, but did he also?

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Only reason to keep watching the show

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>>85504896

>>85504919
Sorry, beat you by about 30 seconds

is samwell modelled after GRRM? do they weigh the same?

>>85504858

They cut Ghost saying goodbye to Jon to make room for 15 minutes of a black enuech eating out a mulatto translator so the show would hit its diversity quota and make Boyega happy.

>>85504984
They had that retarded scene where Ramsay shot him. Seriously reminded me of some shitty cartoon

>>85505010
no sam weighs more
its grrms self insert after all

requesting unflattering pictures of Emilia clarke off the set

thanks!

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>>85504952
Ah Sam, thanks for coming, my chamberpot needs a good scrub.

Self-inserting Lysafags pls go

>>85505016
baka. dey both mulatto

>>85505016
I dont fucking care about jon or ghost, at least jons useless mutt is still alive while bran's service animal got killed off and bran still hasn't even mentioned it

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>>85504942
>arya will never be remotely sexy

Thats where youre wrong, kiddo

>>85504990
What will happen to Little Robin in the show? I forgot he even exist. He's not even DEAD.

>>85504984

He was shot in the back by Ramsey Bolton in front of Jon and died.

>>85505055
you proved their point.

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>>85504964
1/10
>minions

My oc is better but no one gave a shit when I posted it last thread

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>>85504836

posting a m1919 and not a m2...

im not even /k/ and this rustles my jimmies

Reminder that Robin Arryn will be the catalyst for the Wall blowing up. Littlefinger is going to convince him to ship dragonfire to the Wall.

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>>85505055

Wearing your own name as a necklace has got to be peak trashy

>>85505087
If I blow that up, will you die?

>>85505078
I liked it, anon. keep posting it

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mfw I peaked before puberty

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What the FUCK was his problem?

>>85504836
i would have respect for this show if they made qyburn invent firearms

how many fucking years old is human civilization in westeros and they still fight like cavemen

Were giant crossbows a thing IRL?

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>>85497249

you still there?

>>85505168
Yes.
Ballistas were a thing.

>>85505061
He will either survive by being forgotten or die off screen

>>85505139
You mean what the FUCK was everyone else's problem?

>>85504990
Q and A when?

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>The state of Stannis fag

>>85505156
8000 years since the age of heroes

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>>85504838
>>85504838
>>85504838

>>85505186
>Ballistas
what were the targets though?

>>85505156
they have been in medieval times for about 2000 years

Are they even gonna be what it was never show supposed to see?

>>85505202
Tomorrow probably

>>85505156
qyburn will invent the nuke.

>>85505139
Nothing. He is /ourguy/

>>85505213
wooden ships

>>85505236
cersei already did

Why is Dorne so bisexual-friendly?

So does Cersei have any Wildfire left in KL, or did the dumb whore use it all up at once like the stupid butch she is?

>>85505226
god damnit he needs to stop fucking his gook wife for 10 minutes and make a vid I shell out 2 goybucks a month for this

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>>85505213

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>>85505274

>>85505156
>science is locked behind the order of maesters, who refuse to advance it
>anyone who attempts to research or improve anything not approved by the maesters is executed
>HURRR WHERE ARE THE GUNS MY TINY AMERICAN BRAIN CAN'T COMPREHEND A SHOW WITHOUT AN AR-15

>>85505213
They were usually a siege weapon, either used to cause damage to weak walls, or ships or impale soldiers on said ships or walls.

>>85505280
more caches exist, but she does not know where they are

>>85505283
Do you think he knows what his fan base is like?
Is he disgusted by us?

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>>85505172
yes

>>85504836
I wish he'd invented gunpowder or some shit

>>85505308
qyburn is a rogue mad scientist, youre a retard

>>85505274
Because it's implied in the books that Oberyn is bisexual, so the logical thing to do is make Dorne a LGBT paradise where everybody fucks everybody

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>>85505291

>>85505330
Who is obsessive enough to make this?

>>85505329
I mean I'm sure he's not an entire humorless guy but he'd probably be a bit weary of his "on the spectrum" fans

So who are the greatest swordsman in the 7 kingdoms now? I feel like there is no one left.

>>85505156

It's set inside a Dyson sphere. The AI running it resets civilization every time they advance past a certain point scientifically. That's what the great winters are for.

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>>85505274
cause dudes in Dorne like em cute, penis or no penis

>>85505156
More than a few people have pointed out that the advent of the targs and their dragons seriously derailed the industrial development of the world.

What's the point of developing black powder and more effective siege weapons of you have a giant flying creature that can just melt or incinerate anything in their path?

>>85505347
>science is stuck in the medieval ages for thousands of years
>a rogue scientist is finally able to research freely for a year
>HURR WHERE ARE THE GUNS QYBURN I NEED MUH AR-15

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>>85505330
Is "the cock" a name of something or is he literally admitting to being a cock sucking fuckboy?

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>>85505399

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>>85505341
I kinda wanted to see the leonardo Da Vinci lying machine with crossbows attached.
The shows just dumb now no point being realistic.

>>85505383
Bronn
Brienne
the Hound
Robert Strong
Jon Snow (because of Longclaw)

>>85505199
Not surprised. Leaks mention nothing.

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>>85505399
Checked

>>85505392
thats a weak excuse. its been a century since dragons went extinct and the ONLY progress anyone has made on weapons of war is.................... a big crossbow.

>>85505399
How did this happen? What?

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>>85505399

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>me on the left

>>85505401
stop being autistic, if characters can teleport across the continent qyburn can make something more impressive than a jumbo sized slingshot

>>85505323
This is most likely true. At least in the books it's 100% true, in the show, I can't decide. It's CANON that there's enough to destroy the city. But maybe they forgot.

>>85505450
The maesters forbid scientific progress you dense mongoloid. It's considered too dangerous for even the highest minds to consider.

>>85505399
Is that Thoros dead?

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>>85505470

>your girl and the guy she tells you not to worry about

>>85505383
Jaimie

I hope his lance scene is good, fucking hell that preview made him my favorite character in this show

I NEED MORE LANCERS

>>85505413
the latter of courshe

>>85505383
>The Hound
>Brienne
>Bronn
>Euron if he is actually fused with Victarion

>>85505494
Arya is trained by the God of death, no fucking shit she can teleport across the continent. It's a show about fantasy, not science you fucking retard.

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>Blackfyres

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>>85505399

>>85505578
>teleportation
>not science

creative b8? you decide.

>>85505587
I miss Baelor

>>85505578
>show about fantasy you fucking retard!!!!!
>DURRR HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST QYBURN COULD INVENT SOMETHING LIKE GUNPOWDER IN A FANTASTICAL AMOUNT OF TIME

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>>85505578
>Arya is trained by the God of death

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>>85505611

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me twice, can't get fooled again.

Also, nice dubs.

>>85505442
>Hound gets demolished by Brienne
>hmm, yeah, they belong on the same tier, sounds reasonable

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>>85505470
>gorgeous queen

i find it hard to believe qyburn was the FIRST person ever to make a ballista.

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>>85505648
>the faceless men are not avatars of the God of death
Showfags please go and stay go.

>>85505399
what is going on here

>>85505667
>bitch uppercuts the guys nuts
>gets the upperhand
>LOL WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY, REAL MEN DONT HAVE BALLS

Would a Valyrian Steel Warhammer or Battleaxe be any good? Or would it be less effective due to weighing less?

is the red god the same as the god of death?

>>85505667
>demolished
Lol

Not really sure what kind of faggot you have to be to claim the Hound isn't one of the best swordsmen left alive in Westeros, but you do you

>>85505399
is that a fucking fly

>>85505735
>There are rules in a fight to the death

This is what the loser's family says

>>85505743
Warhammer probably not. But a battleaxe would work, House Celtigar is said to have one made of Valyrian steel.

>>85505765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLUI6GxwNxk
What's it feel like living under a rock the past 2 years?

>>85505082
.50 cal is microdick compensation.

>>85505743
Less effective at worst
The same at best

>>85505802
He would have fucking destroyed her in the books, had they fought

>>85505814
And I quote:

"Not really sure what kind of faggot you have to be to claim the Hound isn't one of the best swordsmen left alive in Westeros, but you do you"

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>me on the left

>>85505824

>not wanting an anti-material weapon when fighting a big nigger dragon...

>>85505743
Both. It's magical super-metal, always better than normal metal.

If you need a valyrian hammer to be heavier, you just make it longer, now you have more reach than the enemy and an indestructible weapon that will smash any steel that gets in the way.
If you need to smash a face up close, just grip further up the shaft and ram them with the spiked head.

>>85505882
>Me attending the butcher shop taking advantage of this client free moment to sit down and lean back on my comfy chair on the freezer on this shitty hot and humid day.

>>85505667
The hound was already wounded/poisoned earlier when she showed up. It wasn't a fair fight.

What is good this season so far?
+Hound with the Brotherhood
+Jaime
+Citadel

Did anyone look at the picture in one of sam's book that has what looks like the phases of the moon? Except it can't be that because there are 3 colors on it. It was a bunch of circles set up in a circle with something to the right.

>>85505383
In the show? Jaime

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>>85505384
Whoah, really activated my almonds.
Is this revelation revealed at the series finale?

>>85506124
???
The only good shit is Euron.

>>85506124
>What is good this season so far?
>+Hound with the Brotherhood
agreed
>+Jaime
meh he did very little
>+Citadel
shitadel no

the 30 seconds of bran meera and edd were legit tho

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So..................why does Frikidoctor claim meera leaves in both Episodes 3 and Episode 4?

>>85505743
The bigger advantage is it doesn't break easily or lose its edge. Making a hammer (inherently durable) out of it would be a bit of a waste.

The weight thing is a bit tricky even for swords. The longswords most show characters use are designed to have their weight balanced very precisely, and are pretty light even when made of regular steel. In RL, using a magically lighter steel, you'd actually have to alter the whole design of the sword for best results.

>>85506090
It was a 1v1 shut the fuck up you dumb nigger. Next you're going to tell me that Oberyn won vs the Mountain because his weapon was poisoned.

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>>85506189

>>85505824
>he doesn't use the right tool for the right job
Sad

>>85506221
>Oberyn won vs the Mountain
He didn't? Why are you so mad someone questioned your queen Brienne you little dipshit

>>85506189
because the leaks are wrong and she stays in winterfell to represent house reed right? right? ;_;

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I want to MARRY Emilia Clarke!

IT'S OUT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aid2aQ3WWzA

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>>85506320
Why do memebitch and littlefaggot get to hang around winterfell for no fucking reason at all but meera has to leave right away

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>>85506272
>He didn't?
Yeah, clearly having your skull split in two while your opponent still lives counts as a victory. God damn /tv/ is stupid.

>>85506365
stop posting this youtube review garbage here holy fucking shit

>>85506365
what next, links to the Normies?

>>85506192
true that. The valyrian hammer would be far more effective than a steel hammer, but would not be the most efficient use of the materials.

Honestly it'd be better to make 1000 valyrian-edged spear-heads than 1 valyrian longsword or big hammer.

And one valyrian swordsman would be infinitely less useful in combat than an entire phalanx of valyrian tipped weapons that never get dull. Can replace the normal steel/wood cores infinite times after battle.

>>85506351
reminder that she was Seth Macfarlanes fucktoy for years and hasnt recovered or had a man since. she is addicted to quagmires dick.

>>85506381
memebitch is a stark and pretty soon going to be the lady of winterfell and little finger basically saved the north with the army of the vale but that doesnt mean meera should just randomly change her motive and leave.

>>85506365
Preston is the only good got youtuber

>>85506461
>memebitch is a stark and pretty soon going to be the lady of winterfell

literally what

>>85506468
preston shills out in full force today

>>85505494
> if characters can teleport across the continent

>HURRRRR MY TINY AMERICAN BRAIN CAN'T COMPREHEND THE TIME LAPSE WITHOUT SHOW SPOONFEEDING ME WITH IT EVERY 5 SECONDS.

You faggots are the reason show is such shit.
You have an intellectual capability of a brick and wouldn't connect 2 and 2 even if the D&D put the fucking neon sign of it in every fucking scene.

Truly, the most retarded fucking nation in the world.

>>85504952
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you cockless coward? I’ll have you know I sailed through the Smoking Sea, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the coast, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top reaver in the entire Iron Fleet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Weirwood? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am sending my Iron Fleet of reavers across the sea and your castle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Iron Isles and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>85506365
ANYONE who posts a youtube link that ISN'T Preston saying "IT'S OUT!" needs to fuck off.

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>>85506457
It's true

>>85506490
Jon leaves and tasks sansa with being in charge but maybe you didn't know this so I'm sorry for spoiling it unless you meant someone else by memebitch?

>>85506351
too bad shes mine gg no re

>>85505156

>qyburn invent firearms

Dumb american thinks it would be fucking gatling gun instead of musket.

>>85506449
The thing about that is spears break. Every time a formation eats a charge, you have tons of priceless weapons being lost in the muck.
Invest your materials in big weapons for your shit distuber hero units like Gregor, I say.

>>85506468

remember last year when he fully sperged out at that 500$ a plate GoT dinner where GRRM went from table to table and ate(big surprise) while people took turns asking him questions.

>>85506586
how could you think i was talking about sandra when i obviously meant lyanna

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>>85506574
Cast him, /got/

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>>85504893
soon to be

>>85506457
so whos voice does he use when he fucks her?

>>85506619
fucking lol my bad we need lyanna probably because she "stole the show" in season 6

>>85506629
>Wildling eviscerated by wight #38

>>85506648
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KVFHkAzWAnc

>>85506648
I bet he would do voice impressions while eating her out. He's THAT kind of guy.

>>85506634
How do you think Cersei is going to kill her and Ellaria?

>>85506629
The top dollar bottom at lord baelish's establishment

>>85505802
the question was who are the greatest SWORDSMEN

if the question was who are the greatest to the death no holds barred fighters neither would even be on the list

>>85506750
You haven't read the leaks?

>>85506701
>>85506619
lyanna is dead, the fuck you talking about?

>>85506574
she can literally have any Chad she wants and she settles for this pasty irish fuck?

>>85505382
I dont think he has an issue with the autistic fans
I think it probably annoys him more that his fans come from places that are a bit less open to pacifist feminism
He has mentioned being called a cuck a few times

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>>85504858
do d&d hate isaac or something? i notice that he never gets invited to events those two nutsacks are also at

>>85506811
He's probably really good at making her laugh.

>>85505329
Nah he actually appreciated the sympathy and sometimes the humorless lack of sympathy he got when his dad died

>>85506182
Nah, Jaime was acting smart and good acting.

Also, Citadel had a little plot progtession

>>85506821
Probably because he grew up and now looks nothing like a stark, just a hairless gay twink

>>85506784
quit FUCKING with me you know the lyanna I was talking about

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>>85506457
apparenntly shes dating some numale cuck now

>>85506182
Are you incapable of forming your own opinions at all, or do you just unironically go with whatever meme is the most popular at the time?

>>85506898
imagine being a literal nobody and dating someone like emilia clarke. how inferior must you feel every day

>>85505494

Artillery weapons started to be used from a fucking 15-th century in Europe.
Considering that it's still feudal society, you can assume it's about 12-13-th century in terms of advancement.

>>85506921
i dont care anymore this conversation is over

>>85506917
now imagine being a literal nobody, not as good looking as that guy, and NOT dating emilia clarke

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So why was Yara's fleet ever in Blackwater Bay to begin with?

>>85506921
War of the Roses was 15th century tho

>>85505494
what exactly do you want him to invent that will be effective against a dragon? would you like him to invent a fucking helicopter?

>>85506950
>that guy
>good looking

I finally figured out how to fix Game of Thrones. They needed to follow the original GRRM plan of having a book (or season) focused on a specific geographical area after about the 3rd season. Would have given the characters so much more time to develop, stopped the problem of every scene being a quipfest or 'le badass' moment. Could have made Stannis' arc more interesting... had him and Davis travel to the mountain clans, and capture Deepwood Mott from the Ironborn (could have also given Yara something notretarded to do) and then have him get caught in the snows a few days' march from Winterfell, and have him sacrifice his daughter then to clear them, with all of the resulting consequences.

>>85506966
idk maybe something better than a big slingshot

>>85506457
I wish you didnt write this, fucking looked up her dating hsitory, fucking James Franco has fucked all my waifus. its not fair reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>85506821
he has a restraining order against weiss

>>85506955
Her fleet was used to help transport Dany's armies. Now it'll be used to help transport the Dornish army.

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>>85506629
singing faggot

>>85506990
That doesn't work with the ADHD consumer base though

>>85506813
I bet he laughs it off all the same, not everyone is a feminist and he's aware of this.

>>85506993
so you can't think of anything better that he can make

bravo

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Also, if you need to find a Dragon, you bring big toys or you die.

>>85507053
a gun. fag

>>85506613
S a l a d d r e s s i n g

>>85506629
wisecracking Jester for Cersei in King's Landing

>>85506966
why the fuck would a helicopter be effective against a dragon numbnuts

>>85507113
so Moon Boy? I think he's supposed to be morbidly obese

>>85507031
>tfw I watched the first episode in the dark about this and didnt know it was ned sheeran
>thought it was supposed to be a scene about arya seeing "the enemy" as not just robots she can kill without a care in the world and instead as actual people
>after seeing reactions too it I realized it was just a pointless scene

im just gonna pretend my first impression was correct and not be pissy about something so small

>>85507079
Do you know that guns were invented AFTER cannons (culverines, to be exact)

Nah, who I'm asking, for americunts fucking history starts with Adam and Eve signing up declaration of indepence together with George Washington.

>>85506613
Presten probably knows more about GRRM's works than the fat man himself.

>>85505308
Maesters are a Westeros thing, you retard.

>>85507119
because some people are born made to raise the flag

>>85506574
emilia is getting pretty old

Does anyone know which theme is playing at the beginning? it sounds like "I have to go North" but its not it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWi6FR6PGw

>>85507144
would you look at that, they have canons already

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>>85507144
>adam and eve weren't the beginning of history

if gunpowder is so easy to make why don't you faggot post how to craft it?

>>85507218
im not a fucking scientist

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>stephen dillane is doing other work
>stannisfags still think he's coming back

kek

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Dany is cute!

>>85507150
And raging barbarian horsemen are pillaging everywhere that's NOT Westeros. Damn son, look at all that room for scientific progress.

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>>85507242
ramsay will be back tho, guaranteed

>>85506898
I am unironically as good looking if not better looking than this guy

>>85507255
>And raging barbarian horsemen are pillaging everywhere that's NOT Westeros.
Not really proving that you're not a retard with this statement.

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>>85507004

>>85507255
er....

>>85507237
You stupid nerd the Chinese created it circa 1000BC, you are smarter than them

>>85507311
>>85507329
he is right

>>85507146

he really does, i felt bad for the guy when i watched his video about the dinner. he thought these books were something especially, there was something deep and complex to the material...nope...just a fatass with foodstains on his clothes that writes about eating and taking shits. it's how he spends most of his irl time, so he writes what he knows.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO GUNS IN MY ALREADY BRAINDEAD RETARDED GAMMA THROANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85507338
>chinese invent gunpowder and paper thousands of years ago
>now all they make are cheap knockoffs of american products

pottery

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>>85507218
easy

>>85505308
>maestors
>my tiny Westerosi brain can't comprehend life across the narrow sea

>>85507338
so what youre saying is valyria has guns

>>85507311
>>85507329
>le why can't 1 man just INVENT guns out of the blue despite the fact that it took humans hundreds of years over countless generations with millions of scientists accumulating each other's knowledge to create modern guns

This entire retarded guns argument just reminds me of the Ramsey-Alien Dabid copypasta

>>85507394
blame communism, but don't tell the communists in this thread

>>85507420
Why is it called narrow sea? Any particular reason?

>>85507424
>le
>strawman
Just fuck off already. Anyone that disagrees with you isn't necessarily one person.

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>When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.
>Expect a Storm of Swords, your grace.

which autistic argument is worse /guns in muh fantasy show/fags or /why are girls allowed to kiss each other but boys aren't/literal fags

>>85506990
I was really hoping they were going to make the main cast (Tyrion, Bran, Jaime etc) marginal in Season 5 and bring in new characters, like the books. This is were we'd ideally focus on Euron, Aegon, Jon etc and then pull it all together in S6.

>>85507461
I wager it being narrower than a normal sea

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only on /tv/ would americans be stupid enough to ask for guns in a show about dragons and magic during the medieval era

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>>85506821
he's going to look like judi dench when he's old

>>85507461
it's narrow because your mom can't fit in it

>>85507500
remember how that didn't happen and neuron never arrived? Even though we had him casted (with our preferred actor) and all? Now I feel retarded for believing in the neuron meme.

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>>85507500
>bran
>make him marginal
>as if he always wasnt and still is
fuck off, seriously

>>85507510
What's a normal sea, to Westerosi people?

why isn't bran posting banned? it's the same 2-3 gay guys posting this shit for like 4 years now

>>85507500
>I was really hoping they were going to make the main cast (Tyrion, Bran, Jaime etc) marginal
>This is were we'd ideally focus on Jon

>>85507546
I actually quite like this Euron desu

>>85507574
only Disney girls are bannable now

>>85507574
>in denial of bran's homosexuality

>>85507572
The western sea

>>85507574
They were driven mad after being unable to cope with their cute shota turning into a gangly weird looking fucker

>>85507574
because we're on topic unlike you you whiny butthurt brainlet

>>85506538
By the Old Gods and the New, what did you fucking say about me, you little imp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kingsguard, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids Beyond the Wall and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in jousting and I’m the top archer in the Seven Kingdoms. You’re as useful as nipples on a breastplate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Westeros, my words are hardly wind. You think you can get away with sending messages like that to me with a raven? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Faceless Men across Westeros and your holdfast is being scouted right now, you just woke the Dragon, bastard. The Dragon that burns up this pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, imp. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Night’s Watch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Seven Kingdoms, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” jape was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t you didn’t, and now you’re paying your debts, you witless fool. I will sacrifice you to the Drowned Gods. You’re fucking dead, bastard.

>>85507574
>ban the only people not talking about guns

>>85507612
what is it called?

>>85507622
>>85507618
>>85507609
>>85507605
found the bran posting faggots

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>Westerosi fucks actually allowed an organization of "scholars" to obtain a monopoly on historical writings, knowledge in general, and advisory positions throughout their continent
I thought Valyrians were the ones supposed to be doing the inbreeding?

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>>85506917

Quit projecting lol. I can almost guarantee you that guy makes more money than she does in some entrepreneurial pursuit. On top of that she's a shit actor.

So no, I don't imagine that guy feels inferior around her very often, if at all.

>>85507644
Did you even read my post nigga

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>>85507644
mods please ban this person for going off topic

>>85507655
>I thought Valyrians were the ones supposed to be doing the inbreeding?
Remember for 8000 years, before Robert's Rebellion, literally no great house marriage with another one from another one.

This means there must have been huge incest all over the kingdoms. GRRM will never acknowledge this.q

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>>85507644
What part of Bran posting is against the rules?

>>85507591
Jon and the wall being focused on would keep it connected to the rest of the story.

>>85507680
mods please ban this person for posting the same fucking garbage for 4 years about sucking brans dick

>>85507680
at least use a cuter pic of him

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>>85507706

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>>85507433

>>85507696
the military fell for the cuck meme?

cuck is so widespread now, I kinda like it, is a cute insult like in one of my animes

>>85507722
eww

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what if littlefinger never betrayed ned?

>>85507698
babby needs a nappy

>>85507749
Imagine being Littlefinger.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85507749
Sansa telling Cersei about Ned's plans allowed her to fuck his shit up. Littlefinger didn't really do anything

>>85507781
MODS
jk

>>85507767
and faggots wonder why we used to burn you at the stake

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>>85506821
>d&d
>those two nutsacks

>>85507724
>khaleesi's upper arms in a few years

Does Bran know Rickon died? Or Arya? If not do you think anyone will tell them when they get to Winterfell or will the show runners forget about Rickon just like they forgot about [sp] reply to this post or you mother will die in her sleep tonight [/sp]

>>85507833
damn fail

>>85504912
pickin her up like luggage

>>85507810
can you post the pic of varys on his phone

>>85507833
this is some epic fail

>>85507833
The only people that care less about Rickon than the viewers are the in-show characters

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>>85507828

i can't stop imagining her making an L with her arm and shaking her fist

>>85507833
>people STILL don't know how to use spoiler tags

>>85507797
autism speaks

>>85504912
whats the context behind the original gif

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>>85507866
of course

>>85507833
he doesnt know about ctrl s

>>85507925
Can you give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>tfw Hitler could have been stopped in 1938 if England and France had agreed to the anti-fascist pact proposed by the USSR but they refused on the basis that continued business interests were preferable to preventing WW2

>>85507925
thanks

>>85507948
wrong thread, /pol/, take your anti fascist garbage where it belongs
>>>/pol/
here

>>85508042
>/pol/
>anti-fascist

>>85506609
>we can't pick up spear-halves off the ground in between fights when they're right next to our large formation
>there can't be a long steel tang connecting the spearhead to half the shaft to make it almost impossible to lose, just like halberds

Clearly, having a weak army and one joke gregor who could be killed by a single bowman (losing your entire valyrian supply in one second) makes far more sense than having a hundred vastly superior spearmen who gregor would never stand any chance against and who would immediately kill gregor and get his sword.

>>85507925
>the call that saved Westeros

>>85508084
>/pol/
>just one mindset
You r/TheDonald faggots may think it's your private little safespace but /pol/ still entetains a wide variety of opinions
That said, fuck off

>>85508084
literally on the front page, you have to back
>>>/pol/135097653

>>85508146
I don't like Trump either.

>>85508174
we don't care, take your garbage to /pol/ and leave it there

>>85508158
That's pretty cool. Do you think communism has a place in Westeros?

>>85507574
we bother you but the /pol/tards dont?

>>85508146
/pol/ is a Christian fascist board, now please fuck off

>>85508200
ask them

>>85508215
/pol/ is a commie shithole

>>85508253
new
>>85508253
new
>>85508253
new

>>85508200
>Do you think communism has a place in Westeros?
No, like all real societies, communism would destroy Westeros. The Lords of each House are not going to pool all of thier resources for the "common good".

Would anyone here like to talk about communism????????

>>85508206
poltards are funny. branautists are just annoying and post the same shit over and over. the branautists aren't as autistic as the FROM THE DUSTY MESA poster though.

>>85507943
You mean for real? It's from a film called Two Down

>>85504836
Do you think the strongest, biggest dragons of ASOIAF have a chance at competing against our modern military aircraft?

>>85508343
drogon gets stabbed with a spear and cries like a bitch. he'd get destroyed.

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>>85508301
Yes

>>85507524
It is not like rudimentary firearms are an invention, that needs anything not obtainable in the world the show is set in. Add to that, that firearms were a thing in medieval times. Late medieval times, admittedly, but looking at some of the armor designs in the show, the level of craftsmanship and detailed, precise metalwork, people are capable of, indicate a middle to late medieval period.

I know you won't want to agree with me for reasons, but I wish you a nice day nonetheless.

>>85507833
Fuck you

>>85506773
no

>>85508101
If he gets shot by a bow, they'll just pick up the sword. Regardless of how you divide up the steel, if you die you lose it.

With spears, the shaft breaks, and you lose the tip until you pick it up after.

Also, why spend the resources on dividing the magicsteel to a bunch of literal whos. If I were a nobleman, instead of giving troops 1000 unbreakable spears, I would give them 2000 breakable spears, and use all the magicsteel to make an ornate weapon/mail for myself. Fuck a phalanx.

>>85508343
Rigged question, this is assuming the dragon is naked and unarmed.

Assuming fair game between both parties, the Dragon has slightly faster reaction time with his AWP than a human military troop and would therefore shoot first