/got/ general

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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>>85508253
First for Cersei.

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Reminder:

>Jon Snow looks nothing like a Targaryen
>Stark genes are weak enough that Ned porking Catelyn only results in one mainly Stark kid out of five
>Edric Dayne tells Arya Ned and Ashara fell in love
>Barristan Selmy believes Ned and Ashara were in love, and that they fucked at Harrenhal
>Howland Reed sees them dance together at Harrenhal
>Ned tells Robert that Wylla, a Dayne wetnurse, was involved in Jon's birth
>None of these people have any reason to lie

dispute this
>protip: you can't

>>85508306
>supposed to be a 10/10 that's simply past her prime
lmao

>>85508253
why is bran hitting Jon and laughing?

>S1 will never come back

>>85508293
>No, like all real societies, communism would destroy Westeros.
>implying

>The Lords of each House are not going to pool all of thier resources for the "common good".

No one is asking them to. The common people will rise up and overthrow their lords and masters and run industry in their interests.

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THINK FAST.

>>85508306
>dead man's eyes
Ugly as shit imo

>>85508253
>*punch* give me my kingdom! *punch punch*

;_;

>>85508331
Nah clearly Jon Snow is the targbastard, but there's a different Snowman in the south somewhere who was swapped with Jon because Lyanna wanted to save him and it'd be easier to just bring one bastard to the north.

Why is it gay for a boy to kiss another boy's gun?

>>85508382
Cersei is hot af desu

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>>85508409

>>85508306
>brown eyebrows
wat

>>85508331
>Ashara
Literally who?

>>85508430
showfaggots belong in the trash

>>85508441
A lot of bookpeople don't matter much though.

Frogfu best girl

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Could Liev Schreiber have played Victarion? Keep in mind he is 6'3".

Can The Night's King wololo Ser Gregor? Benjen? Beric? Jon?

>>85508452
You only need a couple of bookpeople to close the trash bin though.

So stay trashy

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Hey guys remember the Sparrows? Neither does Dnd!

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Reminder: Bran Stark has a bigger cock than you

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rollo would have been a good vic

>>85508502
that's his hand you creepy autist

>>85508479
isn't that actor pretty boring? I don't remember him ever changing that expression he has there.

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>>85508409
It's not. I am straight and I own a dildo (only to suck on).and a purple vibrating butt plug. Being gay has not once crossed my mind. I am 100% straight.

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>>85508253
please gib cute punching shota

>>85508479
Looks enough like Euron, but clearly manlier, gruffer, more experienced and older. He'd be fine, I guess.

>>85508441
>>>/lit/

>>85508496
I still wish Trystane lived and we got Darkstar though.

>>85508409
>>85508419
fucking kek

>>85508502
diq

>>85508525
Watch Goon, it's hoc/kino

>>85508472
>the black man's girl is the best girl
But of course.

>>85508350
>The common people will rise up and overthrow their lords and masters and run industry in their interests.
No they won't. A peasant rebellion would be put down quickly. How peasants in different areas organize when there is no printing press. Communist propaganda can't even be properly distributed.

>>85508338
fits the description to me tbqh

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>>85508522
No, don't be jealous dicklet.

>>85508331
>none of these people have any reason to lie

Ned has an obvious reason to lie to Robert about Jon being a targaryen, especially the son of his fiance and sworn enemy whose "abduction" was the moral grounds for his entire usurpation of the throne.

>>85508587
>creepy gay autist calling anyone names
lmfao

>>85508567
based

>>85508441
George RR Martin writes terrible prose. He can't just say that someone had breakfast; it must be that they "broke [their] fast." The attempt at aping medievalisms never succeeds, and I nstead calls attention to the limitations in his style

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>>85508253
What have we here?

>>85508619
is that "The Virgin Stance" on the left there?

>>85508610
unironically this. my biggest gripe with reading gurm. hemmingway goat american author

>>85508502
he seems like the type to secretly have a long penis. probably pencil though

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>>85508638
>The Virgin Stance
delet this

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>>85508619
>This will trigger /pol/
>Because a waman is standing slightly higher on a rock

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>>85508638
It's actually the chicken stance.

>>85508605
Telling Robert the name of Jon's wet nurse =/= revealing anything about his parentage

>>85508619
god i hope she fucking tells him who the voice in the flames was

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>>85508619
Varys is THICC

>>85508610
Yeah I couldn't get through the books because of that shit. The overarching plot and world construction is very good in ASOIAF, but the way it's actually told is either inaccurate (as in the show), or obnoxious (as in the books.)

I still wish Essos was actually developed so it made even the slightest amount of sense, because the lack of anything in between the Free Cities has bugged me to no end.

>>85508651
>>85508610
This is why just reading the wiki is better.

>>85508661
poor kitty almost had it

>>85508673
the voice is obviously bran

Let's say GRRM was a little more original with Jon Snow's parentage and wrote something different than make him the secretive legitimate son of a prince of Targs and daughter noble of the Starks, who do you believe would be the most plausible parents of Jon Snow outside the canon one we got?

>>85508678
>maisie_williams_got7_premiere.jpeg

>>85508651
I think what makes the prose especially bad is that Martin talks about how much William Faulkner shaped his voice as a writer. The disparity between the two writers is a yawning abyss

>>85508619
Melly doesn't appear in any of the later episodes, she dies there, being pushed off by Varys The Mannis

>>85508691
I agree but i want to hear a character say it out loud

>>85508702
Bloodraven warging into Aerys and Branda Stark

>>85508702
Ashara of course.
>why
Because it just fits

It doesn't have to be important, he doesn't have to be a legend or something important, his entire character is that he was nothing and became someone.

>>85508253
what anime is this gif from?

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>>85508659

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>>85508758
A Song Of Ice And Fire.

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Can't wait for dany to take what is hers.

>>85508702
Well, he's very obviously half Stark. Considering when he was born, there are only 3 candidates for his Stark parent, Lyanna and Brandon and Ned.

If you're taking Lyanna out of the equation, Brandon or Ned must be the father. Brandon is betrothed to Catelyn Stark at the time of Jon's conception, and I think we would hear from Cat in a POV if she secretly porked Brandon before their marriage. So that narrows it down to Ned. Who are the women Ned is seen to have romantic feelings for in this time period? I'll give you a hint: three different characters talk about his attraction to one person.

>>85508782
She already did, Dragonstone.

>>85508773
GET GOLEM YE GET

>>85508681
Everything to the east of King's Landing is almost comically underdeveloped. Martin made mention of his desire to communicate to the reader an incomplete, medieval sense of the world -- one shrouded in half-notions and legend the further from home one looks on the map. That would be fine, if not for the fact that these far out lands are also where key characters live. Dany should know these lands well and Westeros poorly, but it's not so.

>>85508780
wtf bran has red hair???

Qhorin Halfhand is clearly Rhaegar.

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>>85508678
He's wearing a fur-lined costume there. It's bulkier

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>>85508817
I hate showfags

>>85508773
lol why was he walking like that

>>85508331
It's called a Red Herring. The more evidence for Ashara being Jon's mum the less likely it is

>>85508817
weren't jon and arya described as being the only stark kids who actually looked like starks?

>>85508817
Jon looks the most stark.

Friendly reminder that this show is extremely predictable with its fetish for ironic and taste of your own medicine deaths
Reminder that the show will end as it started, with Jaime on the Throne and killed by his Hand or some shit

>>85508817
yes. sansa, rob, bran, and rickon all have tully traits. arya and jon are the only ones who actually look like starks

tully fucking southern shits ruining genetically pure first men

>>85508659
>>85508638
>>85508661

What is virgin stance?

>>85508811
I could understand Ib, Qarth, Faros, Sothyros and even Slaver's Bay to a point, but the Free Cities have no excuse.

Why does the show entirely forget about New Ghis anyway? Sure it's not strictly on Slaver's Bay, but it's still literally another hub of slavery.

In show, even if the bay doesn't revert, Elyria, Tolos, Mantarys, and New Ghis are just going to take over where she started alongside Volantis. Way to change nothing, Dany.

>>85508702
The fan theory that Jon is a bastard of a Dayne and Ned's brother made the most sense to me. I thought Rhaegor/Lyanna was so obvious that it was simply GRRM misleading the readers.

It would explain why the Daynes have so much respect for the Starks, to the point that they have their head leader of their house named after him.

>>85508926
fuck off newfag

>>85508928
Then why isn't Edric named "Brandon"?

>>85508946
I'm not I've just been away a while

>>85508926
greyworm walked like an idiot similar to this virgin walk meme Idk I don't have either saved

>>85508514
Inquisitive season 1 and 2 ragnar would have been a good euron

>>85508253

>t. raised by a single mom
Reminder that all boys need a strong paternal figure during their childhood or else they'll throw punches like that one.

>>85508969
Make that a permanent thing.

>>85508993
>raised by a single mom
Bran isn't raised by either of his parents

>>85508993
what did he do wrong?

>>85509020
im talking about the actor

>>85508659
>>85508638
>>85508661
>>85508678

It's cause his costume is thicker and his hands are in his chest pockets, you blind faggots.

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Davos is literally the only character that hasn't been butchered or at least as butchered as the only characters by D&D. Davos is and always will be best boy

>>85509020
that's even worse, there is no hope for him, he is gonna grow up and become gay or at the very least a faggy male

>>85509029
thats how girls punch.

>>85509029
He was Lord of the North and was busy ruling said North

>>85508331

fishgirls are so fucking gross. having to go from (pic) to Cat...Aerys, Rhaegar, and Robert fucked over his life.

>>85509052
Agreed.

>>85509054
He's traveling with a tight frogfu that he can mind-control, I think he'll be fine in the hetero department

>>85509052
Is davos literally /ourguy/ then?

>>85508702
It's so obvious aerys had the kingsguard abduct lyanna, raped her, then sent her to be guarded at the tower of joy. This man had no intention of letting his vassals usurp him nor his son. In his madness he did the only thing he could.

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>>85508571
Well it is a fantasy series so it's more likely to work in it than in reality

>>85509029
Anon is... is that how you throw punches...?

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>>85509119

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>>85509077
Reminder that Ned never even wanted to marry Cat or even rule Winterfell

>be Ned
>younger sibling, quiet, reserved
>older brother will inherit the title and have to marry for strategic purposes, you're fine with that
>meet 10/10 purple eyed babe at tourney
>fugg
>things are great
>older brother gets his ass killed
>have to go to war
>have to marry fishpussy
>have a bunch of kids who don't look like Starks
>go south and die

feels bad man

>>85508350
What industry...? It's medieval pre-renaissance society

>>85509112
the best fantasy series are grounded in reality. Fantasy doesn't mean and has never meant "anything can happen LOL". You are thinking of dreams.

>>85509052
Lol is that leak real? Davos should just be fucking named King instead if he's going to keep speaking in Jon's stead.

>Gendry is coming back, according to the spoilers, and its implied he's a warrior now with his own crafted hammer
For some strange reason I can't shake off this feeling that Gendry is going to die a pointless death and his character led us nowhere, just to show how grim this show can be. Baratheons are following the lead of the Martells and Tyrells, with only Danny/Jon/and maybe one of the Lannisters being the only ones guaranteed to survive this war.

>>85509157
Neddard loves his fishfu very much pls no bully

>>85509208
>killing him off before they give him a pointless fanservice scene with arya like theyve already done 12 times in two episodes

please.

>>85509208
Dany's going to likely die in the season 8 endgame

>>85509208
>Believing Both Jon and Dany survive the series
Surely D&D can't be that big of hacks can they?

>>85509199
kill yourself, davos is hand of the king

>>85509248
Stockholm syndrome

>>85509208
gendry sits on iron throne

>>85509199
Ruling and being eloquent dont neccesary go hand in hand

>>85509260
Jon imo will live and people will try to give him the iron throne, but he'll refuse it. Sansa/Bran get North and ther is no king endgame.

But given D&D they can easily fuck it up

>>85509270
Is that even a title in the North? I presumed he'd be more a Master of Laws ordeal, not the castellan

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>>85509315
>mfw this mean Gendry on the Iron Throne

>>85508773

Holly Shit ! i kek'd good

>>85509315
>male wins
mmmmm

>>85509344
That explains why the stag on King's Landing is still there. How meta

>>85508571
>>85509162
Right. Feudal society has to be replaced with bourgeois society in order to develop an industrial working class, which will build socialism.

>>85509344
*Baratheon theme starts playing*

>>85509208
>his own crafted hammer
It's Roberts original I think. At least that would be cooler.

>>85509260
They can if that GRRM's end game. They can only do so much to bastardize the core storyline of GRRM's vision without pissing off the fans. That or literally everyone dies, the Kingdoms because separate states again, and democracy or republic becomes the major political system of Westeros.

>>85509157

having to be in charge when you're not cut out to be and genuinely don't want to sucks.guys like tywin get off on that shit for some reason. he had to be in charge of a always cold shithole, and every time a pack of wild niggers came over the wall someone probably woke him up or came and complained to him. he probably never got to take one shit in peace after brandon died and he had to fight a war then be a warden

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when does bran cash in his sjw points and get the crown he rightfully owns

>>85509371
Well book Littlefinger seems to be actively trying to turn the people against monarchy to make a republic, so who knows

Would the Unsullied be allowed to serve in the US military?

>>85509052
Davos is based

>>85509342
He's referring to when Stannis named him Hand. He's one of those retarded Stannisfags who thinks Stannis never died because "hurr durr they never showed it on camera".

>>85509397
How would he get it out of the red keep, though? It'd be better if he made his own, better hammer, in it's likeness.

Yfw oathkeeper and widow's wail are forged into a baratheon warhammer

>>85509409
I had completely forgotten about Jojen. He died right? He got sick and then eaten or some shit? I can't remember

>>85509408
Why do you think he was so cold and angry all the time? He's not like Robert who got off on war, he was a quiet boy who did his duty. Robert's Rebellion, his forced marriage and inheritance of Winterfell, all of these things made him hard and icy. If we ever see prequel Ned, I guarantee you he's going to be lighter and more fun-loving.

>>85509257
>>85509260
There's so way they're going to kill off Danny in the end. She's practically the MC of GoT and it would piss off so many feminists who were fans of the show that D&D are catering to. If they know the ending, they wouldn't have hyped Danny as a feminist icon if she dies in the end.

>>85509436
Yes

>>85509469
>stannisfags
>retarded
pick one

>>85509482
Got fuck up by wights, executed by meera, and blown up by leaf.
I still think Leaf should've survived

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>>85509260
Tyrion is going to backstab Dany at the apex of the conflict with the whitewalkers. Mark my words. Back when he was hand of the king he ruled with an iron fist and got shit done. Now that he's Dany's bitch he's been a glorified stepping stool. He's pissed, and it's going to manifest in a Lannister dynasty, but only after he personally kills Cercei.

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will he get any screentime? or just another cockless sandnigger "sex" scene?

>>85509500
They might just for the shitstorm alone, frankly. The drama from all of that would be a financially sound move; once got is done they have no reason to cater to them, they don't support the show anyway

>>85509624
But HBO gets the money out of blue rays and shit, dude. No way they kill her, they need their shekels.

>>85509612
He'll be in Winterfell's grove for the entire season. He'll find out dirt about lf then reveal Jon's dad and the secert wedding ep 6 or 7 in time for the dany-jon sex scene for some classic aunt-nephew targ incest

>>85509473
I like the idea that he broke in to try and reclaime it like he's literally choosing to take up the Baratheon mantel

>>85508773
when did bb misc lingo enter 4chan?

>>85509678
Could be fun, but i don't think he knows nor will find out that he's gendry baratheon desu

>>85509678
but he doesn't even know he is a baratheon

What does Littlefinger want from Sansa?

>>85509716
Her femdick

>>85509716
Pussy. And he wants everyone to know.

>>85509716
SHANSHA I WANT YOR PUSHY

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>>85509580

If Tyrion actually backstabs Dany I will blow the biggest load. Tyrion, out of nowhere, throwing a wrench into the entire plot and fucking over everybody. Even Littlefinger would be proud.

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>>85509612
fucking barely
i'll be surprised if he clocks 10 full lines throughout the entire season. we're 2 eps in and he's sitting at a solid 1

>>85509743
Why did he reveal his desire to Jonathan Snow? What's his game?

>>85509716
a picture of him sitting on the iron throne with her at his side.

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>>85509786
CHAOSH

>>85509676
I don't think he will reveal it without actual proof, unless he can show people things like Three-Eyed Raven could. Might need Meera to get her father

>>85509711
>>85509714
Yes he does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE4D0attDaw

>>85509786
To cause chaosh

>>85509786
He has no game. D&D are assassinating his character so when Arya kills him it's "justified"

>>85509813
>season 3
Oh, I skipped that season.

>>85509676
So Jon and Dany will bone before finding out they're related?

>>85509806
wow I just realized that Littlefinger was CIA

>>85509838
>autism is triggered

David and Dan are making it seem like they're preparing for Dany to win, but maybe that's all just a cover so that everyone thinks she'll win until they unveil a massive surprise in season 8?

They're already leaving clues that Dany is unfit to rule, like when Tyrion ignored Dany's request to demand that Jon Snow bend the knee.

ravioli ravioli give me the working s7e1 download linkioli

I found S7E2 but E1 links are all dead from what I found

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Dayne?

>>85509813
God it's been ages since i watched s3. Still, i doubt he's survive a break in, and it's more his style to make it himself. An antlered helm and hammer for a new line of Baratheons.

i just have a sneaking suspicion bran gets killed off this year

>>85508306
>>85508338
She's fucking attractive, though the new haircut isn't doing her any favors

>>85509858
Almost certainly.

>>85509885
Dany or Jon would need to die for the story to not be mostly predictable

Causacian Walkers invasion begins when? I'd say they start their invasion season 8 episode 6.

>>85509885
>GoT post season 3
>Surprises
Got some bad news for you anon

>>85509931
This. And Jon already died

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>tfw Chad Summerchild's story is better written than the show

>>85508673
the night king. the flames turned BLUE. leaks confirm undead dragon will breathe blue flames.

>>85509956
The fight north of eastwatch is ep6. The invasion proper is s8 but the wall dies ep7

>>85509924
Short hair never works on women.

>>85509976
>the flames turned BLUE
when was this said

>>85510016
>death makes the fire hotter

>>85509885
Aegon Blackfyre will land in the stormlands with the golden company out of nowhere and take everyone by surprise. He will BTFO everyone and take the iron throne; the dragons will refuse to fight him.

Screencap this

>>85509887

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/18135359/Game.of.Thrones.S07E01.WEB.h264-TBS[ettv]

Literally the second link on piratebay you fucking mouthbreather.

>>85510092
>torrents
Whoa, nice try, FBI.

>>85510090
He'll die in the endgame though, so Varys Blackfyre will marry Dany and become King on the Iron Throne

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>>85509885
TYRION
BACKSTABS
DANY

>>85509976
>undead dragon
>leaks
Are they all killed? The sigil animals getting killed off for cheap shocks is pretty fucking old...should have cut that shit out after the Red Wedding

>>85510107
lmao what a moron, did you know we have a board for torrents >>>/t/ ? Torrents is the approved 4chan system, if you don't like it you should return to reddit right the fuck now.

>>85509580
>The dragon appears, the lion betrays, the wolf abstains and the stag is crowned
Now where have I heard this story before?

>>85509887
/r/megalinks
reddit i know butit's useful

does daenerys appeal to millenials cause her sense of entitlement is through the roof.

>>85510132
Viserion dies to NK
Rhaegal dies to ballista
Balerion dies to plot

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>>85510132
Why exactly haven't you read the leaks yet?

>>85510170
>Rhaegal dies to ballista
This one is just a meme bro, nothing confirmed yet.
>Balerion
??????

>>85510207
>he didnt watch episode 2

Bran warged the bolt, which is why Balerion died in 94 AC

>>85508610
>breaking his fast
>words are wind
>like nipples on a breastplate
>one and twenty, two and twenty, etc.
>almost a man grown
any others?

>>85510172
Would still make more sense if Drogon was the one to die. Viserion and Rhaegal seem less important than Drogon.

>>85510172
I haven't read the leaks because I don't lack even the most basic level of restraint and will power.

>>85510262
kek

>>85510285
Why do you require restraint and will power? I don't get it. You are talking as if you enjoyed the piece of shit show and you care about this fanfiction of a show that has nothing to do with the books.

theres no way sasha survives season 8 unless she hides out in a bunker all season long or d&d shoehorn her some magical powers at the last minute.

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>>85509409
>Meera is seven years older than Bran

>>85510329
>how could enjoy this show omg just leave the /got/ general already

Being this retarded

Would GRRM be a dick if he took his precious book series in a different direction than the 'long, firm strokes' he told D&D, if he even lives long enough to finish the series?

>>85509482
hes alive in the books and not a spaz

>>85510357
>Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

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Is she ok?

>>85510391
Some theories suggest Bran is eating him though.

>>85510401
"yes"

>>85509157
Also explains why he never wants to talk about Ashara ever. Poor bastard knew what he missed out on.

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>>85510369
Nigga where do you think you are? This general doesn't seem to be for you isn't for you.

>>85510386
he will die before releasing Winds of Winter and some publisher will release his unfinished work

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The symbolism in this scene is astounding
>Yara & Ellaria are lesbian it out down below the ship while mocking Theon CuckJoy for being a dickless beta
>Loud noises outside and ship starts to shake violently, interrupting feminist ideal of fun. Everyone rushes outside
>In the darkness they see something long, black, and erected upward on a ship like a big cock.
> Then this it drops on top of their ship crushing a man, at the tip of this phallic bridge is mother fucking Euron!
>Euron the white Viking alpha male starts cutting through the cannon fodders of male feminist betas like hot knife through butter.
>His first pseudo boss battle are two sand shanks, both have to fight him at the same time because they are no match for an alpha male
>The first sand snek he disarms her, using her own spear to penetrate her. He then lifts her up above him as if he impaled her with his big cock.
>The second sand shank screeches and charges Euron thinking she can avenge her sister.
>He chokes the bitch out
>Down below Ellaria and bad poosey fight off Eurons men, they fail real fast without putting up any fight.
Ellaria demands of these men to kill her and bad possey. The men refuse because they don’t take orders from woman.
>Back on top of ship final pseudo boss battle start. Yara seeing her ship, her matriarchy world burn as Euron in the middle of it all smiling.
>She charges Euron, she fights like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken as with feminism.
>Yara is over taken not by Eurons axe or sword but his male strength.
>As Euron holds Yara from behind, Theon CuckJoy shows up. Euron daring him to reclaim his manhood.
>But like all beta cucks, who can’t compete with women or alpha males, they go MGTOW. He just jumps of the ship.
>Eurons final victory is complete as he lmao at Theon. Yara who realizes she can’t complete with the patriarchy.

>>85510401
She's probably not walking straight.

>>85510386
It would be a blessing if he changed everything, including the retarded Hold The Door meme.

>>85510438
Wait who fucked her am I missing something

>>85510406
What did he mean by this

>>85510278
Yeah thats the point dipshit. Drogon flown by Dany is the one who will save the country in the final battle, while Jon rides Rhaegal.

>>85510452
Undead Robert is raping her day-in day-out

>>85510401
If okay means dead, then yes

>>85510468
Based

>>85510409

>Brandon Stark asked her for one more dance on his shy brother's behalf, and so Eddard Stark shared the last dance of the celebration with Lady Ashara Dayne.

Ned was never meant to be Chad

>>85510488
But because of Sansa we will never see it.

>>85509580

What is it like to be this wrong?

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>>85510452
She got the Robert Strong treatment :^)

>hfw

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>>85510507
FUCK SALSA

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This guy ends up in Westeros. What happens?

>>85510429
Why is everyone wanking over Euron so obsessed with cocks?

>>85509495
Ned should of fucked off to Braavos or some shit when they told him to marry the Tully bitch.

>>85510543
Gets poisoned by a female and dies without accomplishing much.

>>85510543
Everyone wonders why there are two Jaime Lannisters

>>85510551
>but muh honor

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>>85510543
That one tendon leading to his heel will be cut. What's it called again?

>>85510547
Because dicks are great you faggot.

What are you, castrated or something that you can't appreciate cocks?

Will Jon Snow perform cunnilingus on his auntie in order to gain her favor?

Can you imagine Westeros' top two cunnilingus experts (Grey Worm) in the same room?

>>85510513
Prove me wrong Mr. Reddit Spacer.

>>85510585
Yes you wanker as a matter of fact I am!

>>85510582
the Hector tendon

>>85510582
autist's ankle

Qyburn will play a major next season. He will be creating undead super soldiers to aid the living against the Walkers.

This will be Cersei's secret weapon, and is the reason Qyburn is still alive in the show

>>85510573
How could he have known she'd be such a raging bitch?

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>>85510590
>jon munching that dragon puss
>dany tonguing the grey stump

ill unironically give a bravo D&D if it happens

>>85510582
The Patroclus heel

>>85510636
hehe

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>>85510601
Why did I laugh?

>>85510590
Dany will facesit on Jon to show her dominance. Feminists will love it.

>>85510429
>Yara seeing her ship, her matriarchy world burn as Euron in the middle of it all smiling.
kek'd

>>85510277
>Much and more

There's no way Tywin didn't know that this was Arya Stark. He probably meant to ultimately confront her about it but didn't expect her to escape. That and he really didn't need her since he already had Sansa Stark who he could use to control the north. He knew that he would eventually get Jaime back and crush Robb Stark so that wasn't really an issue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OTOiMQchKw

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>>85510677
>mfw Dany's massive ass crushes Jon's skull
One competitor for the throne taken care of

>>85510682
He's smiling while holding her close and drilling her arse with his big pink mast

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How hyped would you be if Arthur Dayne came back with Dawn?

>>85509054
Gays reproduce via sexual abuse. Jon is probably the most likely to be gay because he was stationed at a camp filled with rapists and he was young with pretty. long hair.

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>>85510720
Unfortunately we've already seen show Dawn, and it's the worst thing ever

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On a scale of one to ten, how likely would you be to watch a porno involving these two people?

>>85510746
>its a STICKER
lmao

>>85510710
>mfw when jon snow's skull gets crushed like oberyn

>>85510747
0

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>>85510710
>Mfw Dany dons a massive brass strap-on and penetrates Jon tight boyhole to establish matriarchy

>>85510747
they are both male? So I wouldn't watch it even for free.

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>>85510746
>glorious meteor sword with noble history
>"welp shitty plastic painted to look like steel is good too"

>>85510746
>>85510720
Were special swords ever historically a thing? I don't mean magic ones. I just mean super high quality, multi-generational use things.
I'm guessing the only time swords got passed down over generations was when people stopped using them and that fighting knights saw them as just a tool that would be frequently replaced over their working lifetime.

Does dany support homosexuality?

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BAD PUSSY

>>85510836
she is a lesbian, so of course

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>>85508253
REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU SHOULD STILL WATCH THIS SHOW

>>85510847
>she is a lesbian, so of course

In the books I think.

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>>85510834
the most real world thing i can think of is ceremonial swords that might once have been used in battle. once a sword has a family history, only a tard would take it into battle.

>>85510834
replying just so more people read you, I would like to know about special or named swords. I'm sure someone knows

I hate this show so fucking much. It is quite literally the worst show on television right now.

>>85510857
I've want to suck his dick so much and hope that we get to see him naked more.

>>85508253

Was the Rickon/Dickon scene seriously a wink at the gay pedophiles of Reddit?

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>>85510897
>It is quite literally the worst show on television right now.

BUT DIDYOU SEE THAT BATTLE WITH THE SHIPS AND THE FIRE BALLLS IT'S AWSOME!

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>>85510903
the gay pedophiles on here too

>>85510857
Davos
Theon
memEuron
Hound

Those are the ones that are good and make entertaining scenes

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>>85510800
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>85510897
agree

the last good HBO show was The Night Of

>>85510900
can't be another 2 eps until we see him fucking the red haired witch.

>>85510746
You know what would be cooler than Arthur Dayne wielding Dawn? Arthur Dayne wielding Dawn and also some other random sword that looks and functions just like Dawn, but also Dawn is nothing special and no one cares about it even remotely.

>>85510926
>Bronn missing from list

>>85510984
I forgot he existed, he hasn't even appeared this season yet.

>>85510834

Named weapons are the stuff of religious and other types of folklore and legends. I don't think families typically named their tools.

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>>85510977
STOP IT ANON

>>85510973
>Davos punishes Melisandre for burning Shireen
>GONE SEXUAL

>>85510897
No its not. I hate this show just as much as you do but there is hell a lot more worse that cockless feminism series.

>>85510992
gotta save the spending budget

>>85511006
>(PRANK)

>been reading the books since late 90s
>got Dance of Dragons on release
>read part way before dropping it and lost interest to finish it over the years
>watch the show and even watch it pass the Dance of Dragons content
>book 5 still untouched to this day

What am I? A hybrid book/showfag?

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btw frogfu is life

>>85510870
>>85510873

There were special "named" swords that had incredible craftsmanship, but they wouldn't be used in battle, though would be great swords if they were used.

The latest one I can think of is the "Sword of Stalingrad"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_of_Stalingrad

>>85510746
Lol so thats what my stepdad did with my toy sword. Gotta have to beat this mofo up again

You ever see the Big Bang Theory?

>>85511006
>Melissandre takes off her magical necklace...

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>>85511031
everyone is a hybrid at this point, unless there's some autist bookfags out there religiously avoiding the show and spoilers

although i dont get the hate for Dance, i thought it was good...

Why didn't the wildlings just go around the wall?

>>85508526
>> I own a dildo (only to suck on)
>>I am straight

How anon? Sucking dick sounds pretty gay to me.

>>85511031
you're a reasonable human being.

>>85511006
If he fucks her she will take his life essence from him and he knows that.

So what he will do is chain her up and make people fuck in front of her 24/7 so she gets wet and he'll collect HER life essence and ingest it to prolong his life and repurpose it towards good.

What happened to rickon in the show?

>>85511031
>got Dance of Dragons on release
we all did, it was that or getting memed by /tv/

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>>85511101
he got ramsay'd

>>85511101
he changed his name to Dickon.

>>85511032
correct

>>85511087
wtf i love Davos now

>>85511110

ahhh yes

>>85511054
> Gendry had sex with a cougar's great grandmother

>>85510285
If you're in these threads you're going to get spoiled. So it's clear you lack both.

>>85511087
>dick is diamonds
please add a part where he's naked and cumming on her tits while this is happening

>>85510834

Joyeuse and Tizona are both named swords.

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>>85511040

I have had a few swords. My first sword was purchased so that I could bash on a tree and take out my frustrations. It was 1/4" thick and very tough. But my bashing loosened the crossguard, and the pommel also worked loose. I had a new pommel mount brazed on, and while I was at it, had the guy weld the crossguard back on. That was a mistake: it changed the heat treating directly on the base of the tang. Not long after, the entire tang, crossguard, grip and pommel, snapped off as I two-handed the tree. The blade struck my right thigh as it twirled "singing" gorgeously in death. It did not draw blood, however, I was very lucky. That sword never had a name, but deserved one!

My replacement sword, also a beefy 1/4" thick, was briefly used to finish off that tree, then "retired" to the wall, and is used for exercising only: no more trees! It is simply recalled by me as my tree chopper. Or, Chopper. In dreams, it has served me in chopping up zombies and various enemies. In RL, as I said, it is remembered mainly after its predecessor. It is a rather nice name though, I think....

Pic related, me and Chopper

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>>85511160
>stannis and gendry are eskimo brothers

DRABO

>>85511184
>Robert and Stannis never fucked the same chick
>his kid and Stannis did

wew laddie

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Are Euronfags the new Stannisfags during their peak a couple years back?

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>>85511202
>implying bobby didnt please the selyse

how could he not?

>>85511180

What the fuck are you shitposting this to me for?

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>>85511235
>>85511235
>>85511235
>>85511235
It's a new one

>>85511223
Bobby B had standards. I don't think he was fucking mustached chicks when he had his pick of every whore in Westeros

>>85511219
Take me back to the days of stannisposting

Euron will make it back to KL with Yara and sneks, present them to Cersei as wedding gift. He marries Cersei, then forges Lightbringer anew and kills Cersei with it, thus tempering the sword in his wife's blood as Azor Ahai did. He will fight White Walkers and win.

Euron is Azor Ahai.

>>85511298

Haha no

>>85510172
>>Sam and Bran tell Jon in episode 7

Bran knows now who John's mother is. Can't he just tell him now and save us the suspense. Oh they need a cliffhanger, nevermind.

>>85510156
/r/gotlinks

>>85508500
THEY ALL BLEW UP LOL

>>85509052
Its so weird how Davos just completely accepted Jon as his god

/got/ help me. I hung out with a friend for the first time in like a year and he invited over these two normies.

The girl who was there just kept literally going "yes. Girl power!" almost every scene

The boy who came over casually mentioned how he watches every episode twice "so not to miss anything" He talked about how "obsessed" he was with the series so I asked if he ever read the books and he said and I quote "no I don't really care about them"

/got/ help me. I thought these were memes you guys made up. You should have heard the way they spoke about the arya meeting nymeria scene, like it was some actually touching moment. Why are normies so dumb and unaware?

>>85512715

because they're easily impressed due to their lack of knowledge of actual feelings.

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>>85510285
>I don't lack even the most basic level of restraint and will power.
tfw broke my 3(or was it 2) day no fap today.. .i suck.

>>85510172

>jon is aegon

Eugh.

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>>85510857
>it's a Davos forgets Tyrion killed most of his sons episode
Please D&D if you do anything right this season let it be a great Davos scene next episode