/got/ general

First for Euron

>>85420201
>"muh prince word has no gender"

To be fair that was in the book.

Why is Hordor strangling Rachel Maddow?

>>85420381
true but the book wasnt so fucking over the top about it

>>85420381
/pol/tards and showfags didnt read that shit.

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>Hey bro, you enjoying the show? Who's your favorite character? Ours is Khaleesi.
>Dan stop rubbing up on my leg.

I love Ellie with all my heart

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>The wights have to drag the dragon corpse out of a lake with big heavy chains they got lying around for just such an occasion

sam 'peel to heal' well tarly webm when?

Okay, so why the fuck was Qyburn so proud and smug over his big crossbow? The concept of a ballista exists in the world of ice and fire. Multiple societies have utilized them and if you're being realistic about your speculation, a tonne of them probably exist around westeros right now.

I'm not saying that the big crossbow isn't the best plan for Qyburn. But why was it treated as some shock reveal that they're going to use the best suited siege weapon for that situation?

>>85420391
>he doesnt kill all of his victims before he rapes them
lol dumb pleb

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>>85420344

Remember when there used to be hotties on this show?

>>85420448
No maybe you can refresh my memory by posting one

Is Dany a favorite of the millenials?

>>85420426
Because the people who watch the show are dumb and its to trick them into thinking Qyburn will kill a dragon, and not the NK. Its D&D thinking they're being clever.

>>85420448
whose that man

>>85420448
ygritte is best girl
missandei is close 2nd

>>85420421
this

hilarious

>>85420139
>You found the Horn of Winter?!
>Y-yeah, but I didn't think it was important...

>>85420469
She is how all women self insert into the story because like dany, women don't understand they are insane

Friendly reminder that D&D are only making Euron into /ourguy/ so that when a woman cuts his dick off and kills him men will look even weaker than they currently are

>>85420426

Because theatrics work on Cersei.

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>takes two seconds to get a raven from dragonstone to winterfell
>nobody sends a raven from castle black to winterfell stating that the true heir to the north is alive

ok but literally why did this happen

>>85420521
Its hilarious watching people go GOT REDEEMED WOW FEMINISTS BLOWN OUT by a cartoon villain killing off the least popular characters on the show.

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Remember Sansa will never return the north to Jon Snow.

>>85420543
nice try yara

>>85420534
NW are real men who recognize Bran is a fag so they're gonna use him as a masturbation aid instead of telling the north

>>85420527
I guess that's an acceptable explanation. But I'm just surprised that such an obvious tactic was revealed to the Queen in such an obvious way. Were there no war council meetings before this, where the generals would have discussed the obvious and only strategy of using ballistae?

Was Qyburn sneaking around telling everyone to not mention the big crossbow to Cersei, because he *really* wanted it to be a surprise?

>>85420534
being the true heir to winterfell doesn't mean he's king in the north, they have to elect someone for that

>>85420534
Bran just wants some time alone at Castle Black so that he can make Meera ride his dick without having to be relevant to the story in every scene

>>85420543
this, how pathetic
call me when euron rips sandras head off and shoves it down dany's throat

valyrian has no gender pronouns and don't need no man.

>>85420534
Probably just sending an escort with him instead of a raven.

>>85420514
>Where is it?
>I gave it to my girlfriend's baby as a plaything
>Scene change to the Wall crumbling

>>85420550
Nice try, showfag. I actually dropped the show so I haven't even watched this season :^)

>>85420588
>its le democracy meme
kill yourself jonautist

How is the ballista going to work without sights? Reminder its being fired at a moving target in the air, not a tower or wall

>>85420534
That's because Sam is in Maester's College and he's the only one that knows how to use a fax machine

>>85420623
t. proud bookfag

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>>85420588

>king
>elect

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>>85420448
Bianca was best girl

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>>85420614
Dumb excuse retard, they could at least tell jon he's coming

>>85420592
now that hodor is gone, meera probably helped bran poop a few times.

>>85420344
YOU JUST KNOW

>>85420659
Yup, you got me.

Malazan is better than ASOIAF though

reminder d&d are bookfags

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No one's SLICK like Euron!
No one's QUICK like Euron!
No one's cock is as incredibly THICK as Euron's!

You can ask any Mel, Tyene or Cersei
And they'll tell you whose dick they'd rather sit on!

No one's ironBORN like Euron!
Has a dragon HORN like Euron!

No one RAIDS like Euron!
No one SAILS like Euron!
In a naval battle no one TRAPS like Euron!

When I was a lad I fucked four salt wives every morning to help me with my bod!
And now that I'm grown I fuck nine salt wives so I've roughly the strength of a god!

No one HITS like Euron!
Fondles TITS like Euron!
"Give your uncle a KISS" said Euron!

No one SHOOTS like Euron!
Fucks those BEAUTS like Euron!

I use snakes in all of my decorating!

My, WHAT A GUY, EURON!

>>85420649
get a bunch of them

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comparison

Kinslaying
>Ramsey most likely killed his half-brother (or Roose did)
>Euron killed three brothers, raped two that we know of and raped the wife of Victarion, who was going to kill him so he got banished. Also happy to tie to the prow of a ship a women pregnant with his child.

Sadomasochism
>Ramsey liked to hunt people, rape and flay them. Torture over prolonged periods
>Euron cuts the tongues out of his crew, tortures by making prisoners eat their own, drink a hallucinogenic drink and make thousands of blood sacrifices

>>85420660
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy

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I know who is going to save Theon...

>>85420664
>excuse
Its just what is going to happen, D&D don't need logic. Dragonstone was abandoned but somehow they still had ravens trained for Winterfell

>>85420421
>some wights carrying chains since they first mobilized
>why the fuck are we carrying these
>I just have a feeling

>>85420588
this is so far true from how succession actually works in got, that it's no wonder d&d have managed to forget about the line of succession themselves. their audience clearly stopped caring.

>>85420649
read the literal leaks

the ballista is used
the ballista works
the ballista hits drogon
but drogon will not die and can still fly

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>>85420534
sandra needed her big 'DA NORF IS YOURS NAO' scene thats all

>>85420730
That's right.

Dany.

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>>85420670
>Meera holding Bran's cock when he has to pee

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>>85420548
>Remember Sansa will never return the north to Jon Snow.
The spoilers seem spot on but at no point so they say this

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episode 3 detailed spoilers

when's next the ETA till daeniggerys's next entitlement speech?

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>>85420543
>the least popular characters on the show
Sadly, believe it or not, the problem glasses Burlington Bar demographic actually likes the Sneks.

>>85420722
Yeah we know, D&D can only keep writing more extreme versions of Joffrey. They even had to make Ramsey battle capable for some reason, even though he never has any important fights in the show.

>>85420770
we saw all of them already

>>85420761
Pretty sure bran has two functional hands

>>85420660
you've never heard of the HRE? of course you haven't

robb and jon were chosen to be the king of the north by the men that served them, they didn't ask for it or declare themselves king.

>>85420730
arbitrarily bringing him back this season was the biggest jokes of all the spoilers

truly a parody of itself

>>85420543
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you cockless coward? I’ll have you know I sailed through the Smoking Sea, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the coast, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top reaver in the entire Iron Fleet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Weirwood? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am sending my Iron Fleet of reavers across the sea and your castle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Iron Isles and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>85420426
It was probably the most powerful ballista in the world maybe? There wasn't a lot of dialogue with it so that's what I'm thinking. They have ballistae in other regions like you said so it wouldn't make sense unless this is just a super powerful one.

>>85420744
im asking HOW a question DnD seem to not really give a shit about anymore

>>85420761
>implying she doesnt suck it out of him through his straw...

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With the exception of Westeros.org and Rotten Tomatoes, episode 2 did better than episode 1 this season.

>>85420761
>meera jacking bran off when he's got a boner

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Gosh, I need a maester to tend to my back. It's sore from CARRYING THIS SHOW.

>>85420765
They say that in one of these ones>>85420770
Those are the detailed leaks, read those and eventually you will get to the part where it says Sansa will refuse Jon and tell him to fuck off

>>85420369
fuck off, im going to love watching dany destroy euron

>>85420774
So, that's a tiny demographic in comparison to every other main character.

Maybe people like Grey Worm less, I dunno. But Sand Snakes are crazy unpopular.

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>>85420480
don't bait me

>>85420710
Someone sing it

>>85420792
They should have had his arc end ages ago, but instead they never did anything with him. Now they just want to tie up a loose end for no reason but to have a blacksmith who will be much better than every other blacksmith they have

>>85420730
>>85420792
why they couldn't give him some minor roles like they did with the hound last season?

Just to keep him in the loop...

So we all agree Euron 2 v 1 is legit since the snakes are out of their element, right?

Now, would you be alright with Euron losing in a 2 v 1 on land?

>>85420448
we still got two left currently
Tyene and Missandei

If Grey Worm did have a cock, how many inches do you think it would be? Is he a better cunnlingist than Jon Snow, King in the North? I'm asking the experts here.

>>85420548
I fucking hate how easy Dany gets everything. I mean, Ive fapped to her and to Emilia gallons during my lifes, but its ridiculous how easy everything is solved for her so easily. Problems woth Jon? Jon grovels before in front of everyone like a bitch surrendering to a Chad (he was only playing hard to get for afew episodes) Her allies are getting BTFO? Doesnt matter, she wins convincingly the moment she enters the battlefield Also, wtf is Jon bending the knee without consulting his constitutents. What a fucking cuck piece of shit. I hope the North stabs him in the back and rallies with Sansa against this dumb manlet, if I ever see him if was a northerner i would beat the shit out of the traitorous bastard myself. fucking cuck slave for women has broken every fucking vow or oath he has every made,first he betrayed the nights watch for whore ygrittes ginger minge,then he betrayed Mance because muh nights watch, then betrayed the NW because muh wildlings, then betrayed stannis because muh NW, then betrayed the North just to get a whiff of used-up Targ pussy. Fucking son of a whore who eloped with an emo harpplaying faggot like the dumb cocksucking roastie she is, then didnt have the sense to use contraception. Fucking I hope the Night King rapes Dany and her Cuckshed Coalition

>>85420806
>M-meera....
*sigh* Again, my lord?

>>85420730
>niggas been rowing in the same boat since season 3

>>85420804
>one episode has nothing but bad dialogue
>one episode has nothing but bad dialogue but Euron kills some dumb whores at the end

makes sense

>>85420855
it was bullshit that he killed them to be honest, really took me out of the scene

>>85420855
He's bigger and the more experienced warrior, and not fighting with impractical weapons like a whip

>>85420804
aw i didnt get to vote
i would have picked 1

>>85420786
I know. its obligatory posting for anyone who doesnt visit /got/ often. it sparks discussion

>>85420804
learn to crop, dude

Jamie kills Cersei in season 8
Arya become a faceless wight -- Jaqen's masterplan all along

Jon and Dany say fuck y'all and heads towards Mereen, their children are all dragons

Euyron becomes the ruler of the seven kingdom and forms a pact with the night king

>>85420922
hes leaving room for the next episodes
god you people are DUMB as FUCK

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>>85420710
Saving this show!

With no survivors!

>>85420898
>more experienced
lol wut?

sand snakes have trained their entire lives, he just spent some time drunk on a ship being worthless. They should have fucking destroyed euron

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>>85420865
>being this mad

Top kek. Reminder that Based Dany will save Westeros, and you can do nothing about it

>>85420744
if killing a dragon was as easy as blindfiring a ballista at a rapidly moving, mid-air target, why could no one fight dragons before now?

bad writing

remember when GoT was good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZBq_7xoUJ8

>>85420855
The last time they were on a boat they were doing just fine killing a defenseless kid, so I'd say it was just desserts.

>>85420937
boy it's really hard to put back some space

>>85420855
He 1v2s them because hes a bigger mary sue tahn they are its that simple.

>>85420860
impossible, jon is the OG tongue master

>>85420949
You know that's not true, so why bother trying it?

>>85420860
1 inch long with no glans, like an octopus siphon.

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>>85420855
Considering that Euron is combined with Victarion then yes, Victarion would rip the sandsnakes to pieces.

>>85420937
>implying he couldn't add more as he goes after he crops them
hes a fucking retard and forgot because he wasn't thinking

>>85420833

What happened to her? I don't even remember

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>>85420710
>"Give your uncle a KISS" said Euron!

>>85420710
vocaroo when?

>>85420800
Well, I'm not a huge medieval era weapons buff, but generally ballistae are actually bigger than the one shown to Cersei, right? I was actually under the impression that it was probably a less powerful, but more agile and mobile version of the weapon.

So am I the only person who dropped the show and is just hanging out in these threads for the discussion and memes? I mean, its pretty shit and we know everything that happens this season, so I don't see the point in watching it.

>>85420964
The True king in the North...

>>85420803
>im asking HOW
I don't get the question

>>85420949
He's like twice their age, that's twice the experience.

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THIS pure FROG is helping the HEIR to WINTERFELL and BASICALLY you're fucking STUPID.

>>85420986
Whats not true??? It's bullshit that they couldn't kill euron when they had absolutely no problem with bron and jaime. It was just fan service to the guys who were feeling left out.

>>85421026
what tv shows are you currently watching? oh is that right? lol

>>85421033
how are they supposed to hit a dragon with a ballista that has no sights on it?

>>85420710
I like how this has gradually been refined over the course of the last bunch of threads. Now it pretty much looks like the song.

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>>85421011
>"Give your uncle a KISS" said Euron!

My mam laughed. Proud.

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>>85420964
No.

The show was always shit and so were the books.

>>85421060
Shameless
Catching up on The Leftovers too.

Sure am glad we got another Grey Worm/Missandei love scene in this shortened season. Wouldn't want to waste valuable time on literally anything else.

>>85421026

Dropped it in S4 but this is kinda fun. I don't even care anymore about what happens.

>>85421054
They didn't do shit to Bronn and Jaime.

>>85421036
>age is experience
No, time spent training and fighting is experience in battle, age has nothing to do with it. The sand snakes have spent their entire lives training and have proven they could beat two knights previously. No fucking way they lose to one fatass drunk.

>>85420891
Makes sense, since there are tons of female fans on westeros.org (half the users selects the "female" gender option) and rotten tomatoes has a ton of feminists.

>>85421053
someone post the webm where she's obviously salivating over brans dick

>>85420800
Made of dragonglass m8

>>85421078
>Hire posh Scottish nobility
>Make her speak in the most rotten low down accent possible

>>85420964
I haven't ever heard Edmure's voice before (this show sucks, I'm here for shitposting) and he does not sound at all like what he looks like

>>85421078
tfw no dirty mouthed red headed scot gf

>>85421054
This.

What happened to their poisoned weapons? How come Euron wasn't poisoned the thousand times he was stabbed by the sand snakes?

>>85420968
>>85421001
it's always been like this

>>85421118
That's my fetish, though.

>>85420924
>Euyron becomes the ruler of the seven kingdom and forms a pact with the night king

so memes aside, but does anyone else kind of want a "diplomatic" meeting between the white walkers and the house leaders? Not in any "lets meet with them and make peace" sort of way, but some interaction between the white walker "leadership" and the seven kingdoms leadership to reflect the books idea more heavily that they have an actual identity, and aren't just an 'evil army of the dead'. even if it just results in the characters getting ambushed or something, I think it'd be the last real way for the writers to make an "oh shit" moment with the white walkers, outside of demonstrations of power.

why is sansa getting rape a big deal? it's not.

>>85421098
You keep claiming this stuff about Euron but you know it's not true. Not only does he have the crazy world travels Euron had, but he's also been combined in the show with Victarion, the Ironborn's most deadly warrior.

>>85421118
Would be kind of weird if a wildling sounded more upper class than a castle-raised bastard

>>85420814
>Those are the detailed leaks, read those and eventually you will get to the part where it says Sansa will refuse Jon and tell him to fuck off
Are there more of these? It's not in the episode 3 one.

>>85420426
That's not the final ballista. The final one will make the Black Omen look like the 14-bis.

>>85421145
they don't have time to make the white walkers anything more complicated than ice zombie masters that want to destroy humanity

>>85421145
D&D already confirmed they will never write dialogue for the NK so lol that's not happening.

>>85421157
its not unless youre a cow

is ramin djawdi the laziest composer ever? why does he keep reusing music? okay, they were great the first few seasons, but i want to hear something new.

>>85420924
Sansa becomes Euryon's Queen and grows fond of him

Bran becomes a tree he was always destined to be

Samuel studies under Qyburn and together create a time machine, which they use to go back in time and influence key points in history

>>85421141
I'm sure its always been shit, thats not a very good excuse though for not taking the 3 seconds it takes to crop though.

>>85421139
Surprise attack, on Greyjoy ships. They probably didn't have poison on hand or ready.

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>>85421118
Wow it's almost like actors are supposed to portray someone who isn't themselves!

>>85421118
for real though I thought that was her real accent, then I saw an interview with her and she was like a different person just from her accent, her demanour was totally different

>>85421139
Only Tyene poisons her weapons and she was downstairs

>>85421191
it's called leitmotif. same thing in LoTR.

>>85421210
Someone should tell Maisie.

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Why do they always cast good actors but kill them off within 1 season, while keeping the shit actors (like Dany) around forever?

The only exception is Lena Headey

WHY WERE DANY AND JONS ACTING BOTH SO GOD FUCKING AWFUL IN THIS EPISODE

>>85420865
the best part is that you are right

>>85421210
almost everyone else on the show just speaks with their natural accent

>>85421188
I wasn't even thinking anything with dialogue at all. Just some expression that they're a "people" of their own, y'know? I always liked that idea, even if they are just evil ice zombies in the end. No matter what though, I can't see them doing it, mostly for >>85421186 reasons.

>>85421145
it would have to involve Mel or the Asshai mask wearer from earlier seasons, some completely OP magic person to communicate - or Bran.

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>stannis?
>never heard of her

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Its amazing how Euron is instantly redeemed for killing off the memesnakes

>>85421201
>>85421232

bullshit excuse and you know it, the sand snakes ARE the better warriors and to just write them out of the show was merely to placate the young men watching the show who felt alienated

fucking hate episodes like this, luckily dany will get her revenge one way or another

>>85421253
which is weird because the four starks have different sounding accents
brans is the thickest

>>85421243
Money.

Funny, now Burger Queen and the other nobodies have salaries just as high.

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>>85420448
Still here for this week

>>85421243
Jason Momoa isn't a good actor.

>>85421258
Nope, too bad. I wanted some depth too but they're evil video game bad guys. We don't get to have any hint of language or intelligence or interactions at all because LOL THEY'RE ESCAPED BIOWEAPONS!

>>85421232
damn tyene looked 10x better with neck length hair so sexy mmmmm

>>85420663
>that nose...

>>85421272
Yawn.

>>85421258
that will probably happen in the books (that will never come out). i always figured what would happen is benjen would come back and be sort of like an emissary for the white walkers

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>>85421271
It was also the way he did it. Absolute mad man

>>85421026
I've never even actually watched Game of Thrones, I read the wiki and just wing it hoping I don't get called out for a mistake anyone who actually watched the show wouldn't make. Even when I do make such a mistake, people just assume it's a meme like Jesse killing the dog.

>>85420663
Why was she only in one episode?

>>85421289
What the fuck is happening with the lighting, why is everything so dark? This scene and the Hot Pie scene look horrendous.

>>85420344
are they fucking in real life

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>>85421294
He's a good genre actor

>>85420855
Do people actually think the Sand Snakes would stand a chance against Euron?

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I feel like Alfie is the only actor left on the show who is even trying anymore.
He is just there to get cucked and pushed around by the YAAAS QUEENS but so is half the male cast, and at least his castration is literal.

I felt sory for him at the scene where he jumps off the ship and abandons his sister. I can't remember the last time I felt anything for anyone on the show.
He and CIA are the only people I even care for anymore, and I know CIA is going to die a shitty death at the hands of Quasimodo.

>>85421330
Post the one that looks like he is fucking her so hard he lifts her off the floor

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>>85421078

>>85421345
Jon and Ygritte are, so I'd assume so

>>85421272
t. tumblr

>>85421358
the guy who plays euron seems like he's having a blast with the role

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>>85421337
MYLOD STRIKES

>>85421335
she was in 2 or 3 because they dragged aryas stupid fucking plot out and repeated the same scenes multiple times

>>85421266
It would be an interesting way to bring Quaithe back into the show and justify introducing her in the first place. Have some unrelated scene of her candle watching or flame watching or some shit, and get a brief view of the white walker "culture" or whatever, when they think no one is looking. Then she dies or something because it's d&d

@85421272

not getting (you) for this

>>85421385
wouldn't you

>>85421358
I actually laughed at this part. Feels like he is the viewer and he wants off the ride desu

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>>85421423
i am not based enough to be that based

>>85421266
>some completely OP magic person to communicate
So Euron then

>>85421271
At first I hated the depiction of Euron and how cartoony he was and how he was yet another bastardization of a book character I liked.

But then I stopped caring and now I just appreciate him as the only fun part of the show. He's like Ramsay except he's not a total Mary Sue and at least he's supposed to be a badass.

Anyone who kills those shitty ass Sand Snakes is a good guy in my book.

>>85421358
Theon has always been the best character in this story, books included.

>>85421358
Euron's actor has come alive now that the producers told him his new direction is "eat all the scenery". He was boring last season but now he's having fun.

The problem with many others is they're no longer asked to do anything. Varys finally got some actual meaty material this episode and killed it as always, that's the first substantial scene he's had since like season 4.

Same with Tyrion, or Jaime, they have nothing to work with anymore.

has anyone else thought of a scenario in which you run into Ellie had some hole-in-the-wall restaurant and you casually strike up a conversation about how she finally gets her rash of bacon and poached egg and then you go to her loft and make passionate love while listening to high-fidelity recordings of the shins?

>>85420344
>>85421345

Isaacs real dead is a deadbeat and as a result he has daddy issues

Both Jon and Sansa are right, but Jon made the right decision to go see Danny

Very interesting war council scene. Varys had a great point of view, but you also get a bit of the crazy from Danny

Lord Tarly is going to play a bigger role in short order. The actor playing him did an amazing job

FUCK YOU LITTLE FINGER I HOPE JON MURDERS YOUR ASS WHILE SANSA LAUGHS AT YOUR CORPSE

Bye Bye Sand Snakes. 2 deaths and.....well I'm sad to see you go *shudders*

Fuck you Euron. You're still an insane motherfucker

God damn it Theon!! I thought we were past this shit!!!

Probably the first time I think Olena is wrong

That sex scene is 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back.......

Clearly Sun Spear goes to war now, but....who is going to lead them?

That Nymeria scene better lead to something......

Tyrion is still the smartest motherfucker in the room

DAMN IT ARYA RIDE FASTER YOU CAN STILL CATCH JON BEFORE HE LEAVES!!

Torn if i want Sam to succeed in saving Jorrah or not. Love both characters, but.....if just feels like it would be cheesy to have him ride into Dragonstone with a big smile on his face while Danny gets all hot and bothered for his return....

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>>85421098
the scene was a Victarion one, who's basically like the Mountain (possibly dead) only with an axe and shield, a little faster, who also has a fire magic arm of humongous strength. So yes, they'd get btfo'd.

what'd y'all think of missandei boobies?

>>85421423
I think most people would struggle to let loose as much as he does in the ship attack scene, he was unbelievably hammy.

>>85421193
What a terrible arc for Bran.

First he grows up to be John Oliver, then he ages into a tree.

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>>85421480
Hello, Reddit

The prince OR PRINCESS who was promised

Fucking dropped

>>85421391
Why did she vanish then?

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You virgins getting triggered by every little thing are exactly the same as those SJWs at Burlington Bar. Absolutely insufferable.

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>>85421510

>>85421098
I know you're being obtuse but Euron has literally fought and adventured all over the world. He's closer to Oberyn in experience than anyone else.

>>85421497
Fantastic.

>>85421193


Jon gets tired of fucking Dany and turns gay

He and Varys escape from Mereen, never to be heard from again

Euyron and Sansa son grows up to be like Rhaeghar, smart and good natured

He gets shipped off to the North, where there is no longer a wall. And according to the pact with the white walkers, he has to marry the night King's daughter

>>85421480
>redditor liking Tarly
huh

>>85421481
Theres no proof of that supernatural crap outside of the books, it doesn't count. He's human just like any of the other men and this scene was likely just to build up how ruthless and evil he is before dany gets to kill him off. (Which I hope comes soon)

Can someone with more interest in this faggotry explain the scene with the wolves and arya?

>>85421455
>a book character I liked.

hahahahahahahahahahah. Do you also like Shadow the hedgehog? You dumb faggot.

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>>85421467
>Varys finally got some actual meaty material this episode and killed it as always, that's the first substantial scene he's had since like season 4.
This. I felt almost a little happy because Varys is one of my favorite characters and I always liked to read or hear his dialogues.
Too bad his scene was just another excuse to suck Daenerys' dick.

I keep trying to not care about Game of Thrones being a complete sloppy shitshow but then it's moments like these that remind me why I used to like it and why I still force myself to watch it and then I feel bad again

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You are in a ship and this guy slaps your sister's ass, what do?

>>85421497
They seemed alot better than the last time we saw them.

>>85421635
MGTOW the fuck out of there

>>85421624
She wanted Nymeria to come with her but she's not the Arya the wolf knew, and the wolf's place is not as a pet in Winterfell, it's out roaming the wilds.

>>85421577
>"Which I hope comes soon"
Why do autists hate fun?

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>>85421358
Nicolai (Jaime) is giving his best too.

Note one thing tho, the best acting comes when no words are spoken, tells you something about the righting.

>>85421635
leap

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>>85421480

>>85421635
beg him to let me suck his dick and sow his seed in my boipucci

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>>85421635

>>85421664
>over the top psycho man killing women
>fun
its not fun at all to watch crap like that

>>85421630
>Appreciating things is faggotry

>>85421665
They've completely stalled on his character though, he's been static since season 5

>>85421692
t. beta cuck nu-male

Just watched this weeks episode for the first time

holy shit euron, fucking great ending to that episode

also, did theon jump to save himself, or because he thought euron might keep asha alive?

>>85421692
4U

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>>85421635
flay him

>>85421663
So what was the point wasting screentime on that? We know the dogs been gone for ages, why bring it up now?

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She's meeting the BIG COCK right now

>>85421692
It's pretty fun desu

>>85421565
they think he's not gonna side with Cersei despite them foreshadowing the hell out of it in the DVD extras

https://youtu.be/Fg4Xh3rr9Fo?t=22m42s

>>85420855
I don't know what that proves, the sand snakes haven't shown to be good warriors (Jamie and Bronn were going easy on them) and they fight more or less unarmored with weapons like whips and short daggers.

Strongest fighter so far is probably Oberyn. He may have gotten himself killed by the Mountain, but that was only because he threw the fight by getting emotional. Barristan Selmy is supposed to be this amazing warrior in the books, but in the show he got killed by a few sons of the harpy where Greyworm held his own. Euron looked strong, but he was fighting with a big numerical advantage after the first assault so his opponents (and every named one was a woman) had to look out for his men while fighting.

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>>85421467
It makes so mad that Peter Dinklage is such a great actor but he's given nothing to work with and all the direction they give him is "act like Tony Stark but drunker and wittier". And he's now a slave to the worst character of the show.

>>85421721
stop feeding trolls

>>85421692
>people are falling for this

>>85421726
cuz he's damaged

>>85421733
To wrap up Nymeria, a lingering plot thread. She was unaccounted for since season 1.

>>85421726
Because it was literally the only option that didn't involve him dying, and he couldn't have rescued Asha/Yara anyway

>>85421565
Show Tarly has been really disappointing so far. In the book he's running the fucking Spanish Inquisition in the south. In the show he just looks like a bitter old bastard.

>>85421684
Best part is he doesn't even try to drive just belly flops it.

>>85420865
I hope this becomes a pasta

>>85421692
the sandsneks are shit tier women and characters and watching a charismatic heel like Euron blow through them like wet cardboard was the most satisfying thing I've seen on this show in a while.

>>85421757
Extra worse because he used to be the best character on the show circa season 1-3, or at least top tier. Then they ran out of GRRM material and just stalled on him, now instead of him being a lead, he's just a lackey to Dany.

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pick your king

>>85421739
>she likes it
I need to see this.

>>85421665
He has nothing to work with. He seems on the verge of falling asleep half the time.

I love Nicolai and Jaime is my favorite Lannister but goddamnit they need to give him something to do.

>>85421813
bran

Dunno /got/ but the show is kinda telling me that a Dragon will die.

The thing is if a dragon dies will the NK raise it?

>>85421813
King Euron, first of his name.

>>85421830
yes viserion gets turned undead

>>85421739
who has more stamina in bed?

bad pusy or Euron "gonna reaver your beaver" greyjoy?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>85421813

>>85421797
just because you hate women it doesnt mean they're just like shit characters. They had a ton of charm and showed that like in the scenes with bron.

>>85421757
That's the case with a lot of characters. Littlefinger has degenerated from a character who really felt like a master planer to some schmuck who comes by every now and then to give another over-the-top "I will definitely not stab you in the back"-speech.

>>85421739
Is this it? Has my journey come to an end?
At long last, have I finally found the BIG COCK that can handle my Bad Poosy?

>>85421830
yes

don't bother asking questions like this here, we all know exactly what's going to happen and have known for a year

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Who's hype for sindragosa?

>>85421855
old news. worst part about this is her boyfriend directed it lol, a literal cuck

>>85421700
liking euron is actually the definition of being a stupid faggot

stannis or euron /got/?

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>>85421844
I don't know, but I'm going to find out!

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>>85421813

>>85421866
even normies didn't like them anon

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>>85421866
>>85421692
>>85421577
>>85421098
>>85420949
>>85420855

>>85420855
>the sand sneks were never even that good

>bronn 2v1d them while 1-hand jaime held another
>they were going to win before big nugger showed up with all the dorne guards

oberyn trained them remember, that dumb degenerate faggot who had the mountain pegged but let his ego get the better of him?

>>85421893
Euron. Stannis is just a weak cuck.

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>>85421813

>>85421883
she wrote it, though

>>85420344
How much did Kristian stretch out bran?

I enjoyed Euron's scene and I think he will be a fun character this season. But did anyone else feel it was almost a little over the top? Like Jared Leto joker-esque?

>>85421755
>Barristan Selmy is supposed to be this amazing warrior in the books, but in the show he got killed by a few sons of the harpy where Greyworm held his own

Bull to the Shit. In Barristan's death scene Grey Worm can't go five seconds without getting wounded, and he takes out about 6 guys in the entire fight. Barristan kills at LEAST a dozen men before they even touch him. By the time he goes down, He's killed 14 to 15 men. If he wasn't old, he might have survived his wounds and lived on to fight another day.

>>85421809
Even worse because I loved Tyrion's character arc in Book 5 and how he had to prove himself even when stripped of all power and eventually getting over his demons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Uq8O5ZhUA
Watching moments like these remind me of how well he was cast, and how wasted he is being in the new seasons

can samwell see his own pee-pee? can you see your own?

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>>85421923
>My thing was too big to be called cock
>Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough

>>85421956
he didnt feel menacing he just looked silly, the same silliness i felt seeing the best knight in westeros die to a bunch of jobbers with daggers or the sand sneks just murdering hotah

>>85421899
T H I S
H
I
S

>>85421896
hes so happy

is reaving the only thing that makes euron this happy?

>>85421956
I thought it was pretty on point given what we knew about him. Since Balon said he was crazy when they met up on the bridge.

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>>85421868
Yup.
And CIA is still one of the only likeable characters in the show

>>85421996
hotah is an even more worthless character in the books

>>85421971
did you know books 4 and 5 are complete shit?

Imagine if Euron were the crazy menacing BBEG he were in the books AND he slaughtered the Sneks.

>>85421996
it felt and looked like he was a war-boy from mad max

>>85421996
sneak attacks and sheer numbers are pretty effective tho, no matter how good you are

its not really silly at all

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>>85421952

>>85422020
>littlefinger
>likeable
ffs drop the edge, he's a psychopath, at least pick someone halfway decent like yara or tyrion

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Jon supporters: patricians who know what's going on. They know he's not power-tripping and just wants to do the right thing.

Dany supporters: redditors, feminists and gays who go for the YAAAASSS QUEEN SLAY bullshit.

Cersei supporters: edgy contrarian faggots who think they're cool.

>>85422031
I'll give you Book 4 but Book 5 was great.

>>85421956
>A little

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>>85421866
>just because you hate women

Pic related. They had zero charm and their characterization fell flat as fuck. They offered nothing to root for beyond "hello boys look at our leather clad tits", and their kill count amounts to the cold blooded murder of defenseless men and children. There's nothing likable about them beyond wanting to fuck them, and I'm not so stupid as to think being fuckable is a redeeming character trait.

Why is sansa so comically ugly now? It's like whenever I see her I have to laugh because she is so ugly.

Ppl say Gendry will join Jon on that beyond the wall figth.

will he arrive in the boat?

>>85421635
buy him a drink and set him on people

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Did HBO save money by hiring mods from GoT sub reddit this year?

>>85422020
CIA is cucked he literally looks like a bumbling retard with no plan (kek) Normies and casuals forget how big of a player he was in the first seasons. Now its literally OMG petyr I can't even get quipped nothing personell kid

>>85422077
Hotheads get out

>>85422117
Her hair style is disgusting, I don't know what the fuck they were thinking but its god awful.

>>85422031
>>85422089
jaime and brienne in book 4 are GOAT
if you think all of feast is shit you're an absolute pleb

>>85422117
she's a disgusting cokehead pig tbqh

>>85422126
YASSS MINI QUEEN SLAYYY

>>85422068
haha I bet that little twink bran really enjoyed being fucked balls deep haha

>>85422077
yara? are you a fgt lesbian?

>>85422130
i dont get it, im not angry

>>85422117
Its the Cersei wig

>>85421866
Ahh yes, the classic "you just hate these characters because they are women".
It's not a GoT thread until someone tries to defend the show with these

>>85420401
>Explained quickly and organically.
>""""""""""over the top"""""""""

>tfw i want Dany to win because i think she's hot and i have a domme fetish

>>85422118
He'll arrive in white harbor on a jewel encrusted ship jacked beyond belief with a thousand loyal warriors at his back

The man conquered the seas with little more than a rowboat to his name, and he has the blood of kings inside him. What more could you expect?

>>85422126
white walkers don't KNOW whats comin'

>>85421956
It was enough to make him memorable. The show is not the high quality it once was, so why care?

>>85422185
I want dany to win just because shes obviously the best choice, thats why people hate her to be honest with you

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>>85422158
>jaime and brienne in book 4 are GOAT
It's been years since I read it and forgot they were even there. I'm sorry

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>lord too fat to sit a horse is not too fat to sit a horse

bravo d&d

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>>85422198
>Gendry has forged his own warhammer
>wearing antlered armor like Robert

>>85422158
what are your other hobbies? dicksucking?

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>>85421859
soon brother.

>>85420344
thats how he holds bran while hes jackhammering him into the floor

>>85422220
I mean considering every thread since sunday has been BASED EURON I figured its worth discussing

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>>85422161
You have served this thread loyally, Lord Anon. I shall give 60 female child soldiers to the battle. It's current year, after all.

im eating pasta..

>>85420381
Can we stop with it?

In the Books Dragons dont have sex, The problem with this in the show is not that they changed it from Dragon to Prince/Princes, Is the awkwardness of the Dialogues, and the shit tier acting of Kally-c.

has anyone got that gif of melisandre pregnant with her tits out

>>85422248
not an argument

>>85421956
The iron islands people live to reave, rob, and rape over and over again. This scene exemplified that, I don't see how it was over the top at all

>threads moving so fast they hit bump before the one before it even gets archived

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>>85422244
>swaggers into Winterfell, hammer over his shoulder
>first words are KNEEL YOU SHITS

>>85422270
t-thanks you too

So is TWOW going to be out before the show is over or do you think GRRM is totally fucked?

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my favorite scene

>>85422319
/got/ threads are the highlight of /tv/ every year

>>85422255
haha imagine the sound bran makes while hodor obliterates his insides haha

>>85422310
did you have an argument?

>>85422268
The show is dreadfully dull right now. He really livened it up

>>85422357
I can't see it, did you post it or is this a screenshot from Doom 3?

>>85422365
i like to imagine he cries

>>85420816
Dany's going to go full mad queen and get killed in the end, and the butthurt is going to be amazing.

>>85422357
that fireball fallin in the water while euron boards Yara's ship, just amazing

>>85422370
you certainly didn't

>>85422377
I agree I guess. It just sucks knowing that he's just a secondary character to the plot. I want a whole show about Euron lol

>>85422270
ill do my best to breed an army to defend the north with, m'lady

>>85422393
let us pray that happens, i've seen a lot of liberals crying 'cause Euron killed two sand snakes really hardcore

>>85422410
same for you

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>>85422362
>Next year is the last year

>>85422357
can someone make a gif and webm of this?

>>85422393
one can hope so.

>>85422453
glad we've come to a mutual understanding