/got/ general

>>85422647
>overrated fantasy fag shit general

are we getting any radmure this season?

>>85422593
>Heir to the North
>son of the youngest child of Rickard Stark
Uh no sweetie

>>85422685
>only living male stark left
uh yes sweetie

has anyone got that gif of melisandre pregnant with her tits out

>>85422647
smug frog :3

>>85422702
>Who is >>85422647

>>85422666
ok thank you that's what I wasn't sure of. How much has the show let on that Rhaegar is his father?

So you guys are going to keep loving Euron after he gets spooked by the wight and goes back to the Iron Islands, right?

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Is this the power of his BIG COCK?

>>85422647
Can Bran warg into his paralyzed cock and give himself a hardon? How is he pleasing his little anne frank gf?

>>85422725
thought you were replying to OP my bad pal

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/ourguy/

>>85422685
his youngest child had no children you mong

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>yfw Gendry shows up this season in a self made suit of antler armor and a brand new warhammer

>>85422671
has he been in literally any promotional material? I wouldn't be surprised if they just abandoned that plot line. shame but what are you gonna do.

>>85422734
They did a fucking transition from the baby into Jon but showfags were so stupid that now we have to get a bit of Sam and Gilly finding it in a book to explain to the audience.

>>85422753
>paralyzed cock
He didn't land on his dick when he fell you nonce

>>85422742
Diversity of course. Who cares if Ellaria is supposed to be White in the books? Hahahaha :)

>>85422772
He's Lyanna's son, which puts Bran ahead of him in succession.

>>85422776
I hope he runs into Arya just so we can have another horribly awkward, horribly acted scene.

>>85422792
>They did a fucking transition from the baby into Jon but showfags were so stupid
Yeah I couldn't remember if anything but that was shown. Thanks tho.

>>85422753
>he thinks if bran was incontinent pedophile shitfetishist GRRM wouldnt write about it in excruciating detail

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APOLOGIZE

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/jul/24/game-of-thrones-winds-of-winter-could-be-out-in-2018-says-george-rr-martin

>>85422753
He warged into Hodor and played Hide n Seek with her

>>85422793
He paralyzed from the waist down. Where is your penis located? Post it so we can see.

>>85422809
>lyanna
>rickard's youngest child

>>85422776
his lats would be insanely huge

>>85422823
if they bring him back just to meet arya I'm """dropping""" the show

>>85422841
>could
lol but it won't

>>85422844
>He's paralyzed from the waist down
No, his legs are shattered. Are you fucking retarded or what?

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I'm writing.

>>85422823
I recall their scenes mostly consisting of Maisie, not Arya, Maisie clearly being desperate for him to dick her.

>>85422866
>>85422844
How can you both be wrong for different reasons

>>85422841
>-could-be-out-in-2018
>2018
jesuscrist the lazy fuck

>>85422854
>Arya's season 7 plot is just her running into people for 5 episodes before arriving home and killing LF
WOW BRAVO WHAT A CHARACTER JOURNEY

>>85422799
Should have make house Stark black too haha, to show the norths adversity against the evil white south :)
love diversity!!
x

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>>85422872
fat fuck fuck you fuck you fuck you

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>>85422872

>GRRM spends his time trolling /got/ instead of writing Winds of Winter

>>85422866
>legs are shattered
What does that even mean? His spine broke probably.

>>85422851
I'm not that anon but desu it's pretty easy to forget about Benjen.

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>Is this it, mama? Has my long journey come to an end? At last...have I found the BIG COCK that can handle my Bad Poosy? Come, take me, King Euron, I await my destiny!

>Yara looks on confused

>>85422750

I hadn't noticed the symbolism

Bravo D&D

>>85422841

Nigga, I've been waiting way, WAY too fucking long. We are not the ones who have to apologize. He should, to us and to himself for letting DnD run the end of his series, ruining. Also

>2018

So 2019 with a little bit of luck....

>>85422902
>have a whole arc where you go to a fucking assassin training facility
>get it beaten into your head how to tell lies from truths
>immediately lose this ability next season when talking to some random fat fuck in an inn.

Christ Arya's been raped harder Sansa.

>>85422841
>(((2018)))

>>85422895
>>85422940

were arya's eyes growing apart from each other supposed to be symbolic of her and Nymeria growing apart from each other?

>>85422750
Lifts her right off the floor

Just how long is it?

>>85422872

Who do you ultimately blame overall for the train-wreck in the show?

GRRM's writing/narrative or the show-runners going off on their own

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>>85422915
can someone give me some peace of mind and confirm that we get to see her sweet breast one final time before she goes

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>>85422951

>>85422920
GRRM taught me to never start book series that weren't close to being actually finished.

>>85422313
It wasn't they're just nitpicking faggots who think their le epin fantasy show needs more subtlety

>>85422841
>could be out in 2018

It could've been out fucking 7 years ago. This fuck is just too lazy. He will die before it's released. The show, which has turned to absolute shit, is the only conclusion we're going to get.

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>>85422940
She should have just killed her and replaced her for her storyline. Arya has run her course.

>>85422841
>COULD be out
Can anyone post that image detailing how bullshitty George's claims on release dates are ?

>>85422975
She's dying next episode via poison so nope, not even paraded naked.

>>85422973
the show of course. The show has been awful since season 3.

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>>85422841
>could be

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>>85422785
There's a reason why GRR made different races in the books.

There's social and historical commentary that dumbasses like D&D couldn't even realize when they read the books. By changing white or brown characters to brown and black ones you completely destroy the reason why GRR made them different races in the first place.

>>85422841
uh...I read his blog the second after he posted this to his blog. But it took you some terrible clickbait rag telling you what he already posted to notice...

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FUCKING SHOWFAG TOURISTS

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posting this great scene again

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>>85422973

The show runners stop caring 3 seasons ago.

Season 5 was when they were pretty much done with the books, so they could do what they wanted.

>Game of Thrones 703 Nudity Review

>On next week’s Game of Thrones, Cersei Lannister shows her breasts and ass briefly as she gets out of bed. Of course, this is a body double or special effects of some sort and not Lena Headey.

No mention of Tyene. Given it's likely her final episode, that means no more Snek tits ever for the rest of GOT.

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>>85422940
lol like anyone would rape that thing

>>85422994
>asking if someone else had a similar feeling about a character's portrayal is nitpicking

when the fuck did it become taboo to discuss the show lol?
really makes you tickle the ole noggin

>Final EP spoilers. Danny and Jon sex

I just dont want this. also Jon likes his bitches red!

>>85423053

you mean his livejournal?

>>85423064
>so they could do what they wanted.

>it immediately becomes tripe

Will someone spoonfeed me a stream link to the new episode ;_;

>>85423077
s-so beautiful

>>85423078
discuss =/= misrepresent

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>>85423068

MODERN

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>>85423068
im officially done with this semen slurping show. Peace out bros

>>85423077
It's Westeros. Rape standards are not high.
Arya would absolutely get rogered by numerous men without a second thought.

>>85423077
why was maisie being so fucking disgusting in this scene?

Will we see rough violent psycho sex between Euron and Cersei??

>>85423116
I literally asked if anyone else thought it was over the top. whatever man post the epic pasta about his THICK COCK and his LONG SOCKS

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>>85423068
Well I'm finished with this shitshow
Bail out

>>85423126
you can check out of /got/ any time you like
but you can never leave

>>85423138
>Arya would absolutely get rogered by numerous men without a second thought.
canon literally proves you wrong over and over and over and over and over and over

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>>85423147
She was playing herself

>>85423138
Do you think Ed Sheeran and the boys ran train on her?

>>85423077
Can't believe I thought she was a boy. She's pretty.

[vomits]

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>>85422647

>>85422841
kek, he said, "a boy can dream" that it will happen in 2018, realistically speaking we are talking about late 2019 early 2020, if the gods are good.

>>85422647
SOMEONE
PLEASE
POST THE WEBM

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Now that we have confirmation on Nymerias giant wolfpack I think we can all agree the direwolves could probably take out a lesser dragon

>>85423168
Jesus Christ no.
Sheeran's got a marriage pact with Swift, why would he destroy himself like that?

>>85423126
>>85423156

Lies. We all know we're watching. this turd right up to the bitter end

>>85423068
WE ALREADY KNEW THIS BUT NOPE YOU LEAK DENIERS DIDN'T BUY IT

>>85423126
>aye jon snu traita bastid untie thus rohp reun my nek

>>85422647
Why is she so smug?

>>85423111
http://putlocker.ac/game-of-thrones-s07e02-stormborn-online-putlocker.html

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>>85423189
>gods
>not R'hllor

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>images you're not allowed to post anymore

fuckin showfags

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>>85423093

>it immediately becomes tripe

Yes, things got industry standard very quickly, just with a slightly higher budget. They cut characters, consolidated plot lines, butchered any sense of logic the show had. Euron builds 1,00 war ships in a week is a good example. Stannis makes a strait up suicide run at Winterfell instead of doing the smart thing he does in the books.

>2018
>all humanity is dead by a random shit
>you will never see the end of book/show GOT

>>85423152
It wasn't over the top at all.

>>85423204

>fly over the pack
>spit fire all over them
>burn them all

>>85423165
She's warned of getting raped several times in the books. Hell of the of the Brave Companions threatens to rape her directly to her face. Just because she hasn't been doesn't mean she wouldn't be if she went into the wrong situation.

A dothraki for instance would rape her without hesitation.

>>85423189
>A boy can dream
A boy is a liar

>>85423242
>Petyr randomly gives Sansa to the Boltons
>ruins any hope of getting with her, ever

The show makes no sense and I hate myself

>>85423214
The leaks didn't autmatically mean no nudity

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQC85088Fo

We Metalocalypse now.

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>nights king is just some evil magic robot that wants to kill all men because some fuzzy tree people told him to

what a joke

>>85423287
The pictures did, given that Tyene was fully dressed.

>>85423277
That action makes absolutely zero sense from him. He got precisely fuck all out of that deal.

It's beyond stupid.

>>85423252
Meh I thought it was a bit, still highlight of the episode and his character will be the most interesting aside from the Brotherhood crew. My first thought was it looked like Mad Max when he entered idk.

>>85423231
Thank you so much anon

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>tfw roose was actually a gay male the entire time

it fits

>>85423003
How do you know she hasn't?

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>>85423165
you're definitely underestimating the low standards for raping in GOT
hell the witch who cursed Dany and Drogo mentions she'd been raped several times by the dothraki invaders and she was a fat old woman

Derpy face or not, Arya's a young, fresh girl

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>>85422975
It's why they kept her alive

>>85423318
I doubt anyone expected her to be nude in the public scenes.

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>>85423357

>>85423361
>fresh
>girl
>arya
pick only one my friend

>>85423342
absolutely the highlight of the episode, even though he's an absolute meme of a character
it saddens me deeply that this is all only happening for some """""satisfying""""" queen slay payoff when he dies

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>>85423147
>dressed in drab rags
>made to look like she's been on the road for years
>most always shot in poor lighting conditions
Wow, it's almost as if Maisie Williams doesn't portray a glamorous character, but one living a hand to mouth existence close to the dirt.

>>85423378
Plenty of people on /tv/ did, you're welcome to check the archives.

And all those people are dead wrong. We get no tits at all.

>>85422776
Doesn't he bang Arya in the book?

>>85423420
her mannerisms were fucking repulsive, stupid quasimodowhale

>>85423428
but....why

>>85423420
>most always shot in poor lighting conditions
To be fair that's every scene in the show, not just Arya scenes

>>85423406
can i pick fresh and girl and throw arya into a chicken grinder

>>85423412
yeah fortunately I think his character will have some depth, more so then say Ramsay, at least the actor portraying him feels so. albeit even if he is only in 5 more episodes.

>>85423433
>you now remember that Gendry almost bangs another of Robert's bastards in the book
What is it with GRRM and incets

>>85423449
So... she's acting in character?
>>85423467
low light and poor light are not the same things.

>>85422776
It's not self made. His warhammer is actually Roberts.

>>85423476
There is no time left for his character to get depth. He fucks off in the last episode back to the Iron Islands and after that he'll probably get killed off pretty quick in season 8.

>>85422841
2020

>>85423496
You're such a dumb fucking retard
what can you expect from women though

>>85423472
I will allow it

>>85422915
For their union is the Song of Ice and Fire
The prick that was promised has been found.

>>85423482
was that where arya says he's gay?

>>85423420
Would devour those thighs

>>85423433
Maybe. There's a weird scene that sort of implies he did but it might just have been phrased weirdly.

>>85423551
why do you always reply to yourself

>>85423508
Yeah I guess. I found a bit from the interview he gave to be interesting though. that he plays a "different person" to like whoever he is interacting with. I wonder if d&d came up with that or it was him, doesn't strike me as a D&D thing. Either way, you're right he is just fodder for YASZZZZ

>>85423428
Your mom thinks you're a faggot and wishes she got an abortion. Check the archives ;^)

>>85423565
kys

>>85423529
Something like that, about how he only likes to bang hammers or something. Girl is named "Bella" as i recall

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>>85423496
Her character is a disgusting slob pig?

>>85423508
>He fucks off in the last episode back to the Iron Islands
Source? Afaik that wasn't in the leaks.

>>85423585
>wah i got called out for making the same predictable reply to myself every time i post the same picture

>>85423557
explain

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>>85423581
>being this mad at not being able to see Sand Snek tits
lol showfags are so cute

>>85423595
the leaks literally says he sees a wight and just goes home LOL...but I think he might actually get the golden company? Idk someone more familiar with the leaks can address them I try not to read them too much

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yer a dragon dany

>>85422647
Mansplaining to little empowered feminist child edition.

>>85423626
>the leaks literally says he sees a wight and just goes home
I literally never read that. It's looking like he's gonna marry Cersei and become king atm. I'm sure he'll die early into Season 8 tho.

>>85423591
>be on the road for weeks
>can't remember the last good meal or dry night you've had
>finally find an inn with some good fuckin pie
>better watch your table manners though, /got/ is watching

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anyone can recommend a good channel about GOT, one with with a critic eye like Besad Linda here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyuK5duCH38

>>85423277
I still don't understand his thought process on this one

>>85423165
One guy at a feast she's at comes onto her and wants to bone her
It's when she's dressed up formally

>>85423675
>woman gets upset and autistically defends her piglet favorite character

>>85423681
Not a joke, "linda" is an sperglord

>>85423689
"Let's be smart and combine storylins nonensically"

>>85423634
>don't listen to smart man

>>85423515
The singlemost outstanding characteristic I know of woman is how they put most of their efforts into attacking other women.

>>85423681
These people are so frustrating to watch they're just pointlessly cynical and literally "b-but the books"

>>85423689
No one does

>>85423165
>how much for your little clam?

(((Maester's))) invented circumcision, peddle milk of the poppy to children, run an underground ring of abused "little birds", coordinated the attack of black water etc.

>>85423694
i'm not the one whining about how someone eats

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>its a no bran episode
lol T R A S H

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>>85423595
He sees the wight and fucks off home, not sure if someone can post the specific leak but it was Lads.

>>85423667
naw someone posted the leaks last thread. After he sees the zombie he says he just gonna go back home since they cant swim but really he goes to pick up the golden company for cersei

>>85423689
Basically Jeyne Poole does not exist on the show. So in order to make Theon's redemption arc happen, they had to have a Stark for him to save.

It's still retarded and ruined Littlefinger's character forever, but that was the reason.

>>85423734
i need something to listen to while i clean, and i can't listen to those lick spittles

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>>85423289
This was the only good scene in the episode.

>>85422750
damn the snek looks so beautiful in this shot I'm almost saddened

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So is this mongoloid on the left related to Quasimodo on the right in real life? Their facial features are very similar.

Why is no one pissed about the 3 minute meme sex scene with two dickless characters no one cares about? Easily the worst part of the episode, even more than Arya randomly meeting everyone from past episodes.

>>85423780
She was in the first episode actually, and named in the credits
But yeah not at all after that

So uhh, what happened to the soldier friends that Ayra met last episode?

>>85423801
why is ed sitting like that lmao

>>85423766
the fact that there has been what 30 seconds of bran and meera is really upsetting.

branfriend uprising when

>>85423242
also how exactly did Euron get away with attacking Yara's ships if they were floating next to dragonstone with it's 3 dragons and slave fleet?

>>85423825
He doesn't want to catch whatever Arya is clearly afflicted with

>>85423778
Where tf would he see a wight from Kings Landing?

>>85423825
Because its a new song

>>85423852
They were probably a good way off Dragonstone?

>>85423858
fucking read the leaks or git gud, stop spoon feeding this guy.

>>85423614
There is an odd scene where Arya and Gendry are staying at a keep while there's a gathering on, for once Arya is cleaned up and wearing a formal dress. They go out into the grounds to get away from all the nobles and for some reason eventually start tickling each other, which leads to her tripping him onto the ground, then him pinning her down and mounting on top of her while she laughs.

Then it literally cuts to twenty minutes later where they're both coming back inside the keep, with their clothes stained with mud/grass and her dress ripped up the middle. This whole incident is never mentioned again.

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With the exception of Westeros.org and Rotten Tomatoes, episode 2 did better than episode 1 this season (barely).

>>85423852
They were sailing back to Dorne

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Are they in over their heads?

>>85423496
Someone should tell HBO what lighting is, period.

>>85423858
jon takes a crew of people up north to capture one and they bring it to kings landing to show everyone that they need to come together to fight the white walkers

>>85423795
Obara looking good? Impossible

>>85423893
Post them and i'll read them. Why are you so salty

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>>85423898
>tfw Arya got HAMMERED

>>85423240
kek I remember the fucking showfaggots after S1 where skipping the first books because they saw the show version of it. Man, those were the days when we attacked the shit out of those scums.

Showfags ruined everything.

>>85423914
It's their first major TV show. So... no...?

Euron 'First the Gangplank, then the Gangrape' Greyjoy
Euron 'Women want the right to vote? I'll wait 'till night and sink their boat' Greyjoy
Euron 'Jews fear the samurai, bitches fear the crow's eye' Greyjoy
Euron 'Female Empowerment? Time for deflowerment' Greyjoy
Euron 'Needs no horn for snakes from Dorne' Greyjoy

>>85423924
and I guess Eurons there because he marries Cersei

>>85423068
>no more bad pusy tits
Dropped.

>>85423890
>>85423912
riiiiiight ok I didn't want to skip back around to find what I missed lul ty guys

>>85423898
STAG'D

>>85423591
>>85423515

Yes. She's been literally living the homeless life in a literally Medieval setting for the better part of a decade now, why is that so hard for your autists to wrap your minds around?

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Is it safe to say that of all the GoT girls, she has the most hair 'down there?'

>>85423734
Yeah, it's weird how people that liked a series before it became "event" television might be upset it's not like the series it was based on. They should just blindly like everything the show does and talk about how hella fuckin epic everything.

Goddamn you're stupid, you fucking tourist.

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>tfw you're the princess that was promised

>>85423980
Osha had more

>>85423936
I'm pretty sure someone has posted them in this thread if not, go to >>r/freefolk and have a report on my desk by tomorrow morning or you're fired.

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>>85423830
we rise at dawn

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>tfw everyone loves bad poosy but you thought the whip snake was pretty cute too
>now she's dead after doing nothing and never got the nude scene I was hoping for

>>85423980
She should've been prettier imo

>>85423956
t. bookfag high on his 24 inch dildo.

>>85423739
>>85423739
>No one does
Even D&D don't, except to make Baelish the more clearly definable bad guy who sold Sansa into a relationship with an anal rapist.

>>85423982
You're right it should be based on books which haven't been written yet. God you're so smart.

>>85423980
Sansa has a substantial fire bush

Cersei and Euron are the only good characters left in the show but even Cersei for the last two episodes has mostly just been "I'm the queen, do what I say, yeah I'm a bitch lol."

>>85423982
>might be upset it's not like the series it was based on
Thus is the point of adaptions. It's good for different and parallel reasons.

>>85423068
>no more Double Daggers tits
What's the POINT OF YOU, show?

>>85424000
>doing nothing

Being a terrible character is something

>>85423003
>literary named waif(u)

>>85424030
HBO missed the "good" part.

>>85424000
it's all about the tittie snake desu.

>>85423962
naw its just a get together with all the leaders

>>85423812
LSH hanged them
Screencast this

>>85423068
>Cersei Lannister shows her breasts and ass briefly as she gets out of bed
For Euron or Jaime is the question

>>85422647
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/jul/24/when-good-tv-goes-bad-game-of-thrones

>This time last year, I stupidly put my Game of Thrones beer mug in the dishwasher. When I took it out, the words “Winter is coming” and the show’s logo had disappeared. Only the image of a snarling direwolf remained. It was a sign.

>Later that day, I read the recap to the denouement of last season’s finale, which posed the following conundrum: “The question now is how much has Sansa learnt – will she decide it’s better to be the lady of Winterfell and the power behind Jon’s throne ... or will she listen to Littlefinger’s attempts to spread discord?” No, I realised, that was not the question. The question was: why I had ever cared about this guff? How had I cared for so long about which claimant would install their derriere on the Iron Throne, be they Ye Lannisters of the Westerlands, Ye Greyjoys of the Iron Islands, or Ye Lentil-Weaving Guardian Readers of Islington North?

>I’d been suckered into the franchise five years earlier by a scene adapted straight from George RR Martin’s original novel. A sweet little boy, Bran Stark, was climbing a tower when he saw something he shouldn’t have. He glimpsed Jaime and Cersei, smouldering Lannister siblings, in an incestuous clinch. Jaime pushed the boy to the stones yards below, which is why Bran spent the rest of the drama being carried around by a linguistically challenged giant.

>>85423898
That is extremely weird but I don't remember it in that way...but I'm not willing to go re-read it

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What's CIA's endgame? Just fucking Sansa? I mean it's a noble goal, but it's a bit disappointing.

>>85424069
Oops meant for>>85423815

>>85424057
Can she even be called terrible? She did absolutely nothing. Obara was terrible, she got the most lines of the Snakes and was just awful and annoying. Bad Poosy was absurd but super hot and at least her lines were funny.

What did Whip Girl ever do? DId she even have any lines at all?

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In the books, this guy is playing 4-d chess. Why did the show cuck him?

>>85423898

Isn't Arya like 11 at that point

is benjen coldhands or nah

>>85424083

>The scene typified for me two things. One: how Martin’s brutally bravura plot twists were thrillingly realised by showrunners David Benioff and DB Weiss. Two: how unfitted I’d be living in the cod-medieval mash-up Martin had created. I would not, for instance, be able to stand to attention as one of my nipples was sliced off to prove my readiness for battle. But even those bracing pleasures curdle. When did this good TV turn bad for me? It was around the time some sex worker glumly pleasured a hard-faced descendant of some decadent ancient king for the umpteenth time. I was getting tired of being implicated in that exploitative scenario week after week. Or when Dany emerged naked from the fire, a CGI dragon landed on her shoulder, and looked off into the middle distance towards Westeros, where she would fulfil her manifest destiny. Or when yet another British thesp slummed into shot (Stephen Dillane, I’ve seen you in Beckett; you’re better than this!).

>It’s hard to be precise. It took me a while to realise how right Ian McShane was when he described Game of Thrones as “only tits and dragons”, by which he meant, surely, formulaic hokum that degrades its viewers by commodifying women’s bodies, making entertainment out of sexual torture and pimping up its spectacles.

>To clinch that last point, Benioff recently teased season seven by boasting that in one battle scene he and his team had “set more stuntmen on fire than have ever been simultaneously set on fire”. One headline glossed this remark thus: “Game of Thrones Decided to Set Even More People on Fire This Season, Because Sure, Why Not”.

>Why not? Gee, you’d think, because of the law of diminishing returns. Life is short and Game of Thrones, like many TV franchises, is too long, stuck in its ways, creatively bankrupt. It’s projected to carry on until 2019 then, doubtless, will diversify into spin-offs. But I’m gone.

>>85424030
>anon doesn't know what an adaptation is

>>85424028
>no eye patch
>no blue lips
>looks nothing like his book counterpart
Euron fucking sucks kys fanboy showfag. The most interesting hes done is kill the sneks

>>85424114
because he's a WEAK MAN

>>85423204
what will the wolves do against a dragon? stand on top of each other?

>>85423923
Someone at HBO read the memo wrong
>I was told this show was supposed to be dark. DARK.
>budget for a professional lighting crew disapproved

>>85424114
Because stronk womyn need the spotlight.

>>85424097

I think he's said twice already that what he wants is 'everything'

>>85424135
book euron is a silly edgelord cartoon character.

>>85424115
Old enough

>tv show
>/tv/ board
>bookfag think his opinions are important

kek

>>85424118
yah

>>85424135
Which is to say something when fucking discount Euron is the best character in your show.

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>>85422647
>she has probably pegged his butt

>>85424114
more like 10D blindfolded monopoly

>>85424028
Cersei's awful. Euron is hammy as hell and as a result fun as fuck. The Hound is probably the best character left. Bronn is also good, but he's head like 2 minutes of screentime throught all of season 6 and 7 so far.

what if grey worm had a cock bigger than your own?

>>85423959
kek

>>85424161
bad meme

>>85424114

He is vying with LF for biggest disappointment and miscarriage of character in the show

>>85424114
They changed their minds between S5 and 6 and decided to cut the Dorne plot out of the show except for the bare minimum. Siddig was contracted for four episodes in S6, but then he turned up and was killed off in one scene, he had no idea what happened.

Ellaria's actress was on the main cast list too, yet she ended up only have two scenes the entire season, same with the Snakes who were contracted to be recurring cast members but only appeared at the start and end of the season and had no lines.

Whatever plans they had for Dorne, they scrapped, but they probably shouldn't have because the replacement made no sense.

>>85424168
If you aren't obssesed enough with asoiaf to have read the pics and is only following the cucked feminist version of the story, you don't belong on /got/ but on reddit.

>>85424168
>insecure showfag tourist that can't even remember characters names who only started watching after they heard about the red wedding thinks he's anything but a halfwit

smelly dumb showfag scum

>>85424203
Bronn is a strong independent man, he doesn't deserve screentime

>tfw something stupid like Brienne killing him will definitely happen

>>85424121
He's not wrong. Its just derivative as hell. They turned Euron into Bigger Ramsey and look. /tv/ laps it up.

>>85424115
Yes. That's why it's extra weird.
But then again GRRM doesn't treat Arya like she's 11, more like she's 14/15

>>85424196
Speaking of pegging, did Grey worm get pegged?

>>85424168
is this your first /got/ thread

>>85424203
Bronn deserves to be Lord of Casterly Rock and Warden of the North for all that he's done for the Lannisters by now.

>>85424188
again, kill yourself fanboy. Sandor thoros beric are infinitely better characters.

>>85424213
>anon hit with a shocking revelation
>"i-it's a meme! a meme! I'm in charge here! This can't be happening!"

Every time.

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Stannis is still alive right? Why haven't Brienne explained how he died?

>>85424259
Probably
Otherwise they'd post the bed wetting pasta

>>85424203
Cersei is based you cunt. The Hound and Thoros are all right I guess. I only like Euron because of that final scene.

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>>85423898
Arya was literally perfect in season two, what went so wrong?

>>85424243
Bronn is the only character 100% guranteed to survive the series.

>>85424226
>Dorne plot out of the show except for the bare minimum

Dorne plot was barely tolerable in the books. What the show gave us was shit, but this is one of handful of examples where the sources was bad to begin with,

>>85424293
She got fat and the actress got a massive ego

>>85424295
you spelled bran wrong

>>85424269
r*ddit

>>85424226
It was their own fault the S5 Dorne plot was bad, not the actors' fault. They wrote a dumb story, and then their C-team had to rush the filming of it in Spain.

They should try fixing it instead of going LOL DUNNO and blowing it up

>>85424295
Why do you think this?

>>85424299
Yeah it was pretty boring in the books and they had the chance to improve but they dun goofed, shame, shame...

>>85424226
>Siddig was contracted for four episodes in S6, but then he turned up and was killed off in one scene, he had no idea what happened.
Makes you wonder what other bad ideas Dabid had for Dorne, if what we got in the end was the distilled version.

>>85424295
Is this like in LOST where the show creators stated the dog would survive? Or are you just speculating?

>>85423898
I felt really bad for the woman who lost her daughter and gave Arya that dress. If I remember right Arya immediately feels shitty for ripping it and apologizes.

>>85424293
She grew up. She always had the weird face but she was a kid so it was ok, and even looked cute. Now she's an adult woman and so she just looks ugly.

>>85424293
idk man but that was the season she was trying to look like a prepubescent boy so maybe you need to think long and hard about the implication of what you just said. I agree she doesn't look deformed yet but in no way is she attractive

>>85424274
I despise cutaway deaths. Certainly a main character deserves on-screen death. They should have shown Ned Stark's head coming off too.

>>85424332
He's exactly that kind of character that they will have triumph. Hell GRRM said for the books that Bronn is the only character in the series who ends every book in a better position than when he started, and that would be a thing til the end.

>>85424390
They said they did it as a sign of respect, same thing when they killed Blackfish.

>>85424114
>4d chess
That's underestimating him. He is smarter than that.

>>85422753
with his long tonuge

>>85424299
It wasn't great to begin with, but the issue was it was boring. That's easy to fix with some good actors, which they had, and shortening it to connect to the other stories faster.

Instead they just blew it all up in a retarded manner.

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>yfw this happened

So, what's the consensus on the episode 2, /tv/?

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So...he can perform surgery with no prior medical experience because he read about it in a book?

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Is it just me or Jon wants to bang his sister?

>>85424121
>but I'm gone
What did he meant by this?

>>85424444
Only last scene was kino.

>>85424454
He's very into redheads. Plus she's actually his cousin, so it's ok

>>85424406
Well..okay..not sure why they'd respect a character that burned his only child at the stake, but whatever.

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>>85424311
How did Maisie hurt you, sweetie?

>>85424299
>the source was bad to begin with
The elaborate plan the man laid in motion to avenge his murdered family was shit. Do me a favor and kill yourself you cretin

>>85424451
not so much as surgery, more like skinning.

Bet Ramsey would've had ol jorah cured much faster than sam, would've stripped all the bad skin off like a banana peel

>>85424487
Inside the Episode is full of absolutely baffling statements, I try not to think about it.

>>85423898
I remember this now. It WAS weird.
Like I don't think Gendry actually banged her because she is like 10 there and the books don't bring it up again which I think they would if he had, but i was definitely weird and written as though he did fuck her. It's the most sexual tension they had in the books anyway.

>>85424490
>this guy actually spends his time searching for posts that aren't completely positive about his waifu and responding to them smugly
Thank you for making me feel better about myself

>>85424451
You could too. You would be about as good at it as he is, which is to say not very. Literally all you've seen him do so far is peel infected skin. Are you an infant or just an idiot?

>>85424406
>sign of respect
>show his severed head on a spike

>>85424522
>""GUY""

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>>85424442
WITNESS!!!!!

>>85424442
>this video game entrance
I can't even be mad. It's so stupid it's great.

>>85424451
And he has the amazing ability to learn information he already knew from Stannis.
I defended Sam in the past but they are really making him into such a shit character.

>>85424215
explain them in the books

>>85424442
>random fireballs
This is so laughable

Anyone know what else the head maester at the Citadel has played in? He seems familiar and it's bugging me.

i have a bran thread loaded up and ready to go, you have 30 seconds

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reminder that every single aryafag look like this.

Go ahead, ask them to post a pic. They won't. They are hippos with neckbeards

>>85424573
but I want more Bran threads anon

>>85424357
I think it would have followed the book plot more with Doran plotting against the Lannisters and allying himself with Dany and co, with Ellaria and the Snakes as his supporting cast.

>>85424573
too late

>>85424581
>>85424581
>>85424581

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>>85424442
I couldn't contain my boner. Roasties and the eunucuck got put in their place.

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Jon Snow gonna make Daenerys his cock sucker & the Dragons gonna kill them ebil zombies!
Cool story.

>>85424451
It's basically just cutting mega scabs from a man who literary has nothing to lose.

>>85424522
>Thank you for making me feel better about myself
So its confirmed you weren't feeling good about yourself previously then.

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>>85423898
I think I'm just going to set it as /tv/ canon that Gendry plowed her right there on the grassy lawn in the middle of the night. It was a strange and formative experience for both, which Arya did not fully understand but did not mind.

>>85424583
>trolling for /soc/ tier posts
Keep digging.

>>85424293
>>85424371

No, she lost the mojo for acting.

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>>85424114
They're intimidated of the genetically superior.

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How the fuck did he manage to get 2x as fat as he originally was?

>>85424585
>politics and subtlety
There's the "problem."

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WHERE IS THE FAG WHO WAS POSTING ALL THE SPOILERS? I WAN THEM ALL NOW!!

>>85424737
>newfag tourist literally has no idea what he's talking about

this is the least shocking thing I've ever heard of

>>85424788
I expect they would have added many scenes of the Snakes being sent to kill people and get into all sorts of shenanigans with quips and tits

>>85424739
More like she lost any good material. She was great up through season 4 then her storyline dropped off a cliff.

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>>85424803
i saved 1

>>85424146
Holy shit why did this make me laugh uncontrollaby

>>85424572
Slugworth in Harry Potter

So when the fuck does Gendry become relevant again?

>>85425445
When Arya needs a dicking

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>>85424146
Im imagining this retarded shit happening in my head and I can't stop laughing

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>>85424146
Picture wolves instead of sheep

is dany bitchier (cuntier) this season?

>>85422747
Yep
>Can they swim
>No
>Screw you guys, I'm going home

Probably the smartest thing someone has done for a few seasons