/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

first for henlo frendo

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second for best CUTE

Gersten really went and fucked it up.

She was my favourite Sopranos floosie too.

>>85394661
also third for jumping boy

HELLO 4CHAN FRIENDS

>>85394644
6th for jewdi

AH, THE POLICEMAN'S DREAM

https://youtu.be/Xo-8Q7YdLbE?t=1506 [Embed]

>"You just kind of want to please him in everything you do"

What did she mean by this?

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AAAAAAH!
AAAH AAAAAAAH!
AAH!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAH AAAAAAH!
AAAH AAAAH!
AAAAAH!
AAAAAAAH AAH!

HE'S DEAD

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daily reminder

What's that piece played on the piano in the final scene before the new Angelo track? I swear it's some popular song, it's on the tip of my tongue.

SO WE CAN ALL AGREE
ON THE STATUS OF NEW WAIFUS

Candie > Rhonda > Tammy > Janey-E > Jade > Becky > JJL >>>>>>>> Doppelganger Diane

DIRTY BEARDED MEN IN A ROOM

>>85394752
you have to call her pissfu otherwise she loses points

>>85394752
what is this new doppelganger Diane meme?

>>85394752
Candie > Janey-E > Becky > Tammy > Jade > whatever is left

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>TAKE A CLOSER LOOK SONNY, IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN

Was Gordon trying to warn Bobby about how much of a slut Shelly is?

Has anyone uploaded the credits piano piece?
I'd like the uplifting one too for that matter.

>>85394773
is this what Dr. Amp means by "Fucks"?

mr jeffries, how deep does it go?

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>>85394752
wheres giants gf? she should be top tier

>>85394739
Imagine being this American

>>85394752
>rating Tammy higher than Janey-E
She's lovely but we don't have enough character for her yet.

>>85394783
a (presumably) Diane POV shot of a Woodsman was reversed

>someone shot up eddie's gas farm as the little fuck shot up the double r

I'm 100% sure the honking was morse. Someone translate it

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

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Sheryl Lee is a wonderful and amazing woman!

>>85394903
Lynchfags are retarded, that's a standard editing trick to reuse an old shot

What kind of car do you think that deputy bought?

>>85394912
No retard, the cop was at Big Ed's Gas Farm when he heard the shots at the diner

>>85394833
this is just byronic at this point

>>85394925
MISSOULAAAAA!!!

>>85394925
Idaho?

>>85394934
WE KNOW!

>>85394752
you forgot best girl Tracy

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fuck new thread.

>multiple woman beatings/murders
>black faced people breaking and entering, looting a convenience store, killing people"
>"got a light?"
>a jew gets beat up

is this show over the line or is it just a reflection on the rural and suburban retards that live in twin peaks, Washington? how does lynch get away with it?

>>85394744
I wish they had just listed him as "Richard" instead of "Richard Horne" in the credits honestly
It's probably my own fault for going through the credits like that but the shock of seeing him call Audrey's mom "grandma" would have been 10/10

Can someone help me out?

What does Dougie say when they get him another piece of pie? They say "You're our friend." and he says something and then they laugh. I can't make it out at all cause he's eating pie while he says it.

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>>85394925
M O N T A N A
O
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T
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>>85395084
DOegoi get freidn

>>85395109
he's such a good actor, I miss him

>>85394946
I don't think it means anything either storywise, but Lynch uses these continuity "errors" to emphasize the uncanny and dream-like atmosphere of his films

>>85395054
YOU A BAAAD GURL STECEY

This episode has me convinced that if Cooper even does come back, he won't go back to Twin Peaks or the FBI. His life as Dougie gets more perfect every day, after losing an entire lifetime in the lodge why would he want to go back and try to recreate something in Twin Peaks that doesn't exist anymore?

It would be interesting to see Lynch subvert his usual motif of showing the dark side of the american dream, by having Cooper turn his back on everything he really knows about the world and be blissfully ignorant, and have that happiness be just as sincere as someone who knows the "truth". It seems like something a man reaching the end of his life like Lynch would be considering

>>85395084
He just repeated "friend" but it was garbled due to the food in his mouth.

>>85395062
There is a distinct difference between "suspense" and "surprise," and yet many pictures continually confuse the two. I'll explain what I mean.

We are now having a very innocent little chat. Let's suppose that there is a bomb underneath this table between us. Nothing happens, and then all of a sudden, "Boom!" There is an explosion. The public is surprised, but prior to this surprise, it has seen an absolutely ordinary scene, of no special consequence. Now, let us take a suspense situation. The bomb is underneath the table and the public knows it, probably because they have seen the anarchist place it there. The public is aware the bomb is going to explode at one o'clock and there is a clock in the decor. The public can see that it is a quarter to one. In these conditions, the same innocuous conversation becomes fascinating because the public is participating in the scene. The audience is longing to warn the characters on the screen: "You shouldn't be talking about such trivial matters. There is a bomb beneath you and it is about to explode!"

In the first case we have given the public fifteen seconds of surprise at the moment of the explosion. In the second we have provided them with fifteen minutes of suspense. The conclusion is that whenever possible the public must be informed. Except when the surprise is a twist, that is, when the unexpected ending is, in itself, the highlight of the story.

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>>85395058
The only thing unrealistic about that is jews in america actually experiencing violence. tone it down to "dougie momentarily pauses in a roman salute during a gesture" and you'd be spot on.

>>85395084
Friend

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>>85395191
Uncle Leland?

>>85395157
wouldn't even be same now that harry is well...you know. :(

>>85395119
This whole scene was so nice, I was all giddy.

reminder that I'm going to laugh when I fuck you bitch

>>85395144
>Lynch uses these continuity "errors" to emphasize the uncanny and dream-like atmosphere of his films
yeah keep telling yourself that, Lynchfag

>>85395187
It's cute that Hitch shows his age talking about anarchists planting bombs. It's so completely out of time now but that was a legitimate concern in society before communism and terrorists became boogeymen

>>85395167
>>85395223
Ohh, ok makes sense. Thanks.

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>>85395244
Madeleine?

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>>85395258
fuck you bitch

>>85395290
yeah now they just hit you in the head with rocks and bike locks

>>85394739
Bobby was LYNCHED the fuck out in this scene right?

when the fuck did Jim Belushi become cool?

>>85394692
I had to watch Cecil B. Demented on the Showtime app last night desu

>>85395307
Best girl

>>85395331
Jim's cool. He's always been cool.

Is there already "what's in the box!?!?" memes?

>>85395315
The vomit girl is the key to all this

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>>85395307
People for a long time were saying that this series was parodying police procedurals like CSI or stuff like that, when that was clearly never the case.

I think the Return really dropped the ball by not having an overt parody of the "Revival" of "Invitation to Love", which would be an in-universe version of some shit like Fuller House or something, with all the still-living characters acting EXACTLY THE SAME after 25 years with costumes, catchphrases and all.

>>85395421
she's my cherry pie

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>>85395402

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Best outro song of any episode this season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFe_oiZ9VbA

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Does anyone happen to know where exactly this scene was filmed?

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>>85395421

>>85395452
hey that's a pretty ocol looking guy

>>85395196
Who is this semen demon

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>>85394644
This is where we [...] Leo!

>>85395461
Oh Angelo

>>85395421
People were already saying Major Brigg's head in the live thread

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>>85394739
Was it feminism?

>>85395450
>People for a long time were saying that this series was parodying police procedurals like CSI or stuff like that, when that was clearly never the case.

The scene discovering Brigg's body was 100% a parody of that kind of show.

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kimmy robertson is single

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>>85394739
Is it future or... is it past?

>>85395512
Based Windom return when

>>85395554
for a reason

>>85395554
what really???

>>85395480
need a LYNCHED version of this desu

>>85395554
Probably because of all the farting

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>>85394744
THIS

>>85395554

Do you think she would take me to a hotel and get into character on a first date?

>>85395575
this, time to redeem the character

>>85395583
google her facebook, it's her private facebook that's public and it's just her alone or with random men and her dogs

>>85395493
>ocol
THIS IS THE SPIRITUAL MOUND, THE SPIRITUAL FINGER. YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, TAMMY.

>cooper comes back
>tries to continue as dougie
>life goes to shit as he doesn't have retard's luck anymore

>>85394752
the bimbo who walks in front of the flag is bestgirl

>>85395817
he has always had the "retards luck"
that's how he was able to do shit like "he did not kill him" to bobby in season 1, or how he got the necklace from james

>>85395461
Angelo why must you make me cry??

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>>85395554
They should fuck

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>>85395589

friendly reminder that it is WAY past 6:30 and we are late for dinner

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>>85395974
No lewd, anon

>>85396006

We still have MILES to go

>>85396006
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>>85396002
really good anon, saved

Is Dougie literally unstoppable?

>>85396006
AAH
OOH
AAAH
AAH
AAH
OOH
AAAH
AAH
AAH
AAH
AAH
AAAH

>>85395309
DOUGIE EAT CAEK

>>85396007
I wish we got more ponytail Laura

Is the woman in the car scene one of the greatest series in the entirety of Twin Peaks?

>>85396002
saved 10/10

Fuck this episode was great
That last bit at the restaurant made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

>>85396173
Yeah.

>>85395450
>I think the Return really dropped the ball by not having an overt parody of the "Revival" of "Invitation to Love"

What? Did you skip this scene?
https://youtu.be/ixaS07hm_Tk

>>85396173
fuck
*scenes instead of series

>>85396109
the lodge is making everybody like him so he has backup to fight bad coop at the end

A sexually perverse screeching autist.
Jingle Dell is literally /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfXH05oeL6c

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>>85394644
HELLO FRENLO :^)

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>>85395119
I was so happy that dougie found friends :)

>>85395157
Except that he has a shot in front of Palmer's residence in one of the trailers?

>>85395191
literally me

Do we have a David Lunch webm version yet?

>>85395461
OH ANGELO

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>>85396233
so dougie has the power of friendship

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Delete those photos of me right now!

>>85394773
is that a 4chan reference

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is spencer dare i say it /ourguy/?

>>85396375
Too late. I already saw you sucking Justin Long's short dick

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>>85395307
Jade or Emerald, /tv/?

I saw Kyle MacLachlan at a grocery store in Missoula, Montana yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He just said, “Or anything?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and reaching for the coffee in my hand. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cherry pies in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept looking at a poster on the wall, pretending not to hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the pies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to "call for help,” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each pie and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by repeating the words "black" and "lodge".

>>85396301
I meant won't go back to stay

Thinking on it more, maybe that's what Sherilyn Fenn's supposedly tiny role is. Cooper sees her disfigured and wasting away in whatever shitty life she has that turned Richard into what he is, and it cements how this town has nothing left for him once Doppelcoop is done with.

>>85396413
Jade

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>that look in her eyes
YOU JUST KNOW

>>85395683
>uses kikebook
dropped

what was up with that kid puking lol crazy

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Dougie pussy magnet

the woman with the horn and then the screaming was the first time I truly felt lynched this season. even the bomb scene didn't do it for me. just effectively grating and stressful.

>>85396473
>that look
jesus i-i know

>>85396473
>>85396491
What did they (he) mean by this?

>>85396473
>>85396491
he's the most hung man on hollywood what do you think?

do you think lynch and kyle double teamed her? i think so.

>>85395157
i think your partly right. he wont go back to twin peaks, 25 years have flew by, there's nothing there for him anymore. however I think he will rejoin the fbi, he has his pin in the trailers.

>>85395157
If Cooper comes back he probably won't be able to keep going as Dougie, he probably won't be able to go back to Twin Peaks and he might not even be able to go back to the FBI with the way things are shaping up with Diane/Mr. C
Man that would be kinda tragic

>>85396275
Free jumping frenlo emote [ :^)

>>85396497
same here, my heart rate went up

>>85396473
>tfw no dougie and candie episode

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>he's the toy you wanted for your birthday anon, you're going to have to pay me back somehow ;)

>>85396634
why the fug would anyone want that.

>>85395461
That's not "Heartbreaking", you retarded piece of shit. Goddamn, millennials really are mentally ill.

>>85396634
>funko pop
t-thanks I guess

>>85396659
weird sex things

>>85396659

haha, anon, it's quirky coz I am SOOOO nerdy

>>85395309
Lol

>>85396689
it literally said so in the credits anon

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>>85396634
Move over hag

new cuties have arrived

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>>85396535
>yfw you remember that Dougie has Kyle's huge penis

>>85396634
>BUY MY FIGURE YOU SHITS, THESE NEUTROPENIA MEDS DONT PAY FOR THEMSELVES

>>85396634
WANT TO HUG

>>85396730
3>2>1

>>85396767
2>1>3 wtf

>>85396634
I know its a TV show but something about commercializing a raped and murdered woman as a cutesy toy figure is wrong to me

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5 minutes into traffic jam and chill and she pukes in your car, what do?

>>85396785
you are an insane deluded person

>>85396730
on one hand time takes away my perfect qt twin peaks waifus like audrey, laura, maddy and shelly
on the other hand david supplies me with new perfect qt twin peaks waifus like rhonda, candie and tammy

hickory stickory

>>85396497
felt like it truly came straight of a nightmare. the way Lynch uses sound to do that is unparalleled. Horns honking, dogs barking, babies whaling, fat women whaling, all make everything so uneasy.

>>85396634
>twin peaks funko pop

>>85396788
It's always been interesting to me that Twin Peaks has somehow become a pop culture phenomenon given that it's about a mentally unstable drug-addicted high schooler whose father routinely rapes and eventually murders her

>>85396851
AAH OOF MY SEATS

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>>85396730
>>85396767
Sandie > Candie

>>85394925
the picture johnny crashed into is the same as in this scene

i think

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>>85396851
get hard, freak out and call an ambulance
>tfw weird fetishes but not a degenerate

episode 12 is the last chance for cooper to come back

there's not enough time in the series to focus on dale returning. if he doesn't come back in 12 then he is never ever coming back.

You didn't answer my question you dumb fuck.

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>>85396851

>>85396851
honk

>>85395452
son jim is a pretty cool guy, eh turns off lihgts and doesnt afraid of anything

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>>85396945
a man can dream

>>85396689
>he can't even read the credits in the video posted

Enjoy slipping into to dementia ya dumb cunt.

>>85396473
>Candie still in character
The fucking dedication

>tfw this show makes me genuinely laugh out loud more than most comedies

>>85396945
he's never coming back because that dale entered the fucking lodge 25 years ago

he's gone, period

>>85396945
mr strawberry
we still have mr strawberry

>>85395345
does anyone else think latter day john waters movies are way weirder than his older ones?

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>Wanna hear a secret, anon?

>>85396634
>Here buy your little daughters this cute toy of the corpse of a raped drug addict

>>85397026
>He's dead
the delivery from Lynch was TOO perfect

>>85397050

I know your deepest secret. You're CUTE

>>85397072
kek

>>85394925
BLACK GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>85397050
>my son fucked me

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>>85397089

>>85396945
What exactly does "non-existent" mean to you?
He's gone.

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This whole scene was the most kino thing I've seen all year.

>>85397145
same place as the picture laura hanged in her room

I want to ____ Candie!

>>85397160
The one on the left is actually the prettiest.

>>85397145
>transcendental meditation

>>85397167
cuddle with

>>85397050
No need. Already read your 2 diaries.

>>85394751

Subculture.

>>85397050
>my son is Lynch's

>>85397145
>Tammy will never cover you

Low chance of survival now I guess

>>85397160
Candie is so perfect I literally cannot imagine the feelings I'd have if I cupped her breasts in my hand. It's like trying to know the mind of God.

>>85397167
discuss weather and traffic on the 8s with

>>85397145
Great scene, especially when Albert holds Gordon back.

>>85396851
call for help

>>85397160
Kill Mandie
Fuck Candie
Marry Sandie

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Honk if you're late, /tpg/

>>85397267
>fuck mandie
>marry sandie
>kill myself so candie survives

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>>85396473
AH SHOWGIRLS FLASHBACKS

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Hey faggots why haven't you bought my dad's book yet?

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>>85396731

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>>85397324

>>85397167
Laura

(verb)

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>>85397324
>that whole fucking scene after the shot

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>>85397160
She's amazing.

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>>85397324

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Best episode yet.

i need the whole soundtrack NOW

>>85397448

Candie.

Ca...Candie!

>>85397499
What the FUCK is wrong with that kid?

>>85397381
How's your grandpa?

>>85397160
I'm legit in love with Candie, I don't even know why. Every time I look at her I just feel it, man.

This is the first time I've felt this for a fictional character? Am I gone off the deep end? Is it hopeless? Is this my life now? Dreaming of being with someone that doesn't exist?

>>85397499
*shoots into your diner*
pssssh.... nothin personnel kid

>>85395157
This is basically what happened in Blue Velvet in terms of theme, so I wouldn't be surprised

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>tfe you're a tp super fan and you got wally's lewis and Clarke reference

>>85397542
He knew Bobby is a cuck

>>85397542
There's a new BOB in town.

>>85397324
lemme hear that beep beep

>>85397542
twin peaks is going insane. evil spirits or whatnot

There's not enough appreciation for Bushnell Mullins in these threads. Good fellow.

>>85397561
I know what you mean lad.
Never been one of those waifu kinda guys, but I understand now.

>>85397542
He is Red's business partner, they traffic drugs together.

the kid's mom's explanation for why there was a gun rolling around on the floor of the car made my brain hurt

>>85397499
>fuck you leatherman

>>85396391
Disgusting. You can have em.

>>85397606

lemme hear Carl toot toot

>>85397674
That truly reflected the average american mother

>>85397561

Amy Shiels is lovely though I like her even more with long hair. She did some voice acting for Final Fantasy 15 where she looked much better than the character she played.

>>85397746
>summon vw samba

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>I wish I had stuck to dealing drugs

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>>85396945

>>85397893
AAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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why are they dragging out this harry thing? don't think he's listed for the new show so just a one time he died from cancer thing would have been fine.

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>>85397324

>>85397167
KILL

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>>85397893
>both his wife and daughter cuck him with drug dealers
>he saved his own life but is miserable all the same
BRAVO LYNCH

>>85398003
TERRIBEL LIES

>>85397596
>lewis and Clarke reference
Tying into your book, Frost you old dog

>>85397499
This was a caravan of lodge spirits right?

So does Candy have brain damage like Dougie or what?

>>85398003
HAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>85397674
don't talk to many women in real life eh

>>85398023
Shelly divorced him after he lost his bad boy credentials.

>>85397542
He browses 4chan.

>>85397985
They're clearly saving his death until just before Cooper comes back to town, to cement how much time and life he's lost in the lodge.

>>85398107
no, it makes my brain hurt.

>>85398105
she is blond slut whore

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>>85398131
jej!

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>>85398105
The other two are way hotter anyway.

>>85395508
Looks like Karla Kush. Her cooch looks like old bubble gum and her moans are too forced.

>>85398154
I keep forgetting Curb is coming back. This is the best year for TV ever

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Dana Ashbrook is fucking great this season.
>ywn get a full season of Bobby trying to right his wrongs, follow in his father's footsteps, and deal with the madness in Twin Peaks

>>85397674
how was she supposed to know it was a gun??

>>85398212
>ywn see grown bobby bark like a dog

>>85398212
Can't wait for the scene where Richard kills Bobby

>>85397499
This kid was so good.

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>>85398200

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>>85398200
It'll be a nice segue from TP into Curb this Fall.

>>85398212
>Bobby gets a whole redemption arc and is crucial to the Garland mystery
>James gets a 2 line "he was always cool" cameo

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>>85398230

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>>85397596

It was a reference to Lois and Clark

>>85398053
MY SWEDISH FRIEND

>>85398169
>other two
>two
get your eyesight fixed.

>>85398325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gApV9slooPo

>>85398348
????

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>>85398154

>>85398256
DICK
YOU KILLED BOB
DIIICK!
YOU KILLED BOB
YOU KILLED BOB

>>85397499
>DEPUTY BOBBY I'M CHILD SHOOTER
>UH, YOU DON'T GET TO BRING YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND.

>>85398403
One of them looks like a horse.
Unless you're into that.

Why is no one talking about the fact that there are zombies in Twin Peaks now

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>>85398348

>>85398484
AH AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAH

>>85397499
this whole scene was so bizarre yet incredibly hilarious

>>85398484
What scene was LFB in?

Was the little girl possessed by a hoboman?
Her puke didn't seem to contain any garmonbozia.

>>85398453
SHUT UP LAURA THIS ISN'T FUNNY
NOW HELP ME BURY HIM

>>85398561
It looked like golden glitter to me.

>>85397674
The husband had a gun in a box that was on the floor of the passenger side. The mother moved it into the back to make more room for her feet or something and the kid opened the box, got the gun, and shot it. She was saying she wouldn't have put the box in the back with the kid if she knew it had a gun in it.

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>credits list her as Gersten Hayward
DONNA?
O
N
N
A
?

>>85398571
>Dick Tremayne and Zombie Laura adventures in NuPeaks.

I'd watch.

>>85398638
Is he the Theon Greyjoy of Twin Peaks?

>>85398638
This is her special dress. She has the highest marks in Mathematics and English.

>>85398467
bobby fucking loves the cia stance. he's gonna call hawk a big guy any time now.

>>85398080
I've been looking for that "everyone I don't like is from the black lodge" image for like ten minutes to post in response, but I can't find it. Let's just pretend I posted that.

When will Frost WINDOMINATE us again

>>85398638
She's Donna's sister, the talented one.

>>85398638
So what is the relationship she's a mommy gf?

>>85397145
>tfw all my posts / theories are such hot fire that people save muh Real Man webms with their original title to give more weight to their posts

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Forever CUTEST!

ded genral

>>85398769
giv laura gf pls

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tfw u realize that candy has been in the lodge as well and got dougie'd

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>>85398769
Wrong.
Eyepatch is the ebst girl.

>>85398974
Coop didn't get Dougie'd because of being in the lodge but because of being zapped by the electric socket when he left

>>85396006
>around the dinner table the conversation is lively

>>85399002
>tfw no nadine gf to watch alex jones with

Anyone else notice Shelly had her wedding ring on still but Bobby doesn't? I thought that was weird.

>>85399002
>filename
wrong eye since bb has patch on eye right

NEW

>>85399044
>>85399044
>>85399044

Is there anywhere online that posts high res screen grabs of the episodes? I know there's a few floating around these threads but there were so many good shots in this episode, it would be nice to have them all in one place.

>>85399078
Just download the 1080p web-dl. It's like 5GB.

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>>85398951
here ya go

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>>85399048
Fixed.

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>>85399009

>>85397417
When was this?

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>>85398769
*shows you her FBI badge and blocks your path*

>>85398129

Shelly and her kin are destined for trash whoredom, aren't they? Just a long line of dumb bitches, hooking up with pieces of shit.

>>85397913
Kek

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>Dougie Jones - The Fool
>Bobby Briggs - The Magician
>The Log Lady - The Priestess
>The Mitchum Brothers - The Emperor
>Janey-E - The Empress
>Hawk - The Hierophant
>Audrey Horne - The Lovers
>Bushnell Mullins - The Chariot
>Albert Rosenfield - Justice
>Carl Rodd - The Hermit
>Jade - Fortune
>Dick Tremayne - Strength
>William Hastings - The Hanged Man
>Garland Briggs - Death
>Candie - Temperance
>Richard Horne - The Devil
>Chad - The Tower
>Dale Cooper (pre-Dougie) - The Star
>Bad Cooper - Inverted Star
>Sarah Palmer - The Moon
>Gordon Cole - The Sun
>Final Form Dougie - Judgement
>Laura Palmer - The World

>>85395307
oh fuck

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>>85394744

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>>85399645
Temperance best girl.

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>>85399645
ZA WARUDO

>>85394739
>Ignorant and selfish characters represented by fat people

What did Lynch mean by this?

>>85398080
>>85397542
pretty sure they lodge spirits

>>85398699
nah its not just that, they also specifically mention being late (and we know the door to the lodge only opens on specifice days), going to dinner (the conversation around the dinner table is lively), and that she has to see her uncle (we know that all the lodge spirits are related in some fashion, like how the arm calls the Laura Palmer look alike his cousin)

>>85399645
>Bobby Briggs - The Magician
>not Red