/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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hello /tpg/

pete taught me all about woodworking, he used to say woodworking has to have two important qualities. but i can't remember them. can you help me out?

>>85399055
TWO
BY
FOUR

So when is Twin Peaks going to Paris?

HE'S DEAD

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>tfw don't want to do anything but just wait for next episode
Call for help

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BUY MY DAD'S BOOK FAGGOTS

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I hear there's talk about Judy in this thread?

>>85399149
Well there's your problem!
Cooper is brain damaged because he's dropped his spaghetti.

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>>85399195
WHY DID YOU SAY HER NAME??????????

>>85399113
Final episode, Coop and Monica Bellucci live happily ever after there

I find it odd and surprising that Nadine's actress actually aged the best (relatively) out of everyone. She looks basically the same.

Bobby, you killed Mike. :)

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>>85399195
>It's cool baby I don't mind

>>85399259
Reminder that bobby is possessed by BOB which is why he has white hair

And mike is possessed by MIKE

>>85399241
Post pictures so i can m̶a̶s̶t̶u̶r̶b̶-, i mean compare.

>>85399241
reminder that it's canon Nadine is the best fuck out of anyone else on the show

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>mfw just saw the episode
>mfw Lynch still keeps teasing the normie memes
>mfw meanwhile every character is miserable and the town itself is destroyed

>>85399044
>that smug bastard straight out of the Omen
Who else but Lynch has this kind of perverse humor sensibility? These incredible change of moods in a minute span? How great this episode was? All this season, really. I can't fucking believe only 7 episodes left. I'm gonna need more.

>>85399055

Little did Josie know that she would become a 2 by 4 herself soon.

>>85399323
>Death by snu-snu

What if Todd Howard made a game written by Mark Frost? How many copies would you buy?

>>85399281
You don't fool anyone, Mr. Jeffries.

JUDY

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>>85399044
Fat girl alive

next scene:
FAT TROUT
FAT TRUTH

>>85399044
hi my name is chrysta bell and im here to save twin peaks from a critical lack of thiccness

>>85399281
fuck you know this dude is going to show up and fucking slay. if lynch can do it with the log lady he can do it with jeffries.

Twin Peaks MOBA when?

How many dougie plotlines left? it's only hutch and that guy bad coop talks too to kill him. What's gonna happen to our guy Dougie?

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>>85399113
Probably the finale. Lynch owns a club there too.

>>85399439
"See that mountain over there? You can get buttmad about Trump on top of it"

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>>85399467

>>85399331
Basically. Cooper will return but at the cost of everyone else in Twin Peaks just not being the same. Then Cooper will realize how much has changed since he was trapped in the lodge and Eddie Vedder music will play.

>>85399507

Two mountains you can climb. No real peaks.

>>85399044
I thought this was some anti gun plug when first watching it but then I got LYNCHED. Well played.

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>>85399459
>Noo you called my bluff!!!

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>>85399484
ODPuge go vacation to Washington state

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>>85399407

Nice

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How is this show so fucking good? Revivals aren't meant to be better than the original

>>85399584

Wanna see my new car, Bobby?

>>85399113
Why would tp go to Paris?

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>>85399513
LYNCH ME DADDY

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COMFY!!

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Reminder

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>>85399513

>>85399613
To fight ISIS.

>>85399584
It's symple. Lynch was only really director for like 6 episodes in the original but all 18 for this one.

>>85399613
There was filming for Twin Peaks done there.
Though Lynch does own a nightclub there so it might just be an interior thing.

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I will never put my penis in Chrysta Bell

>>85399460
Richard is so goddamn incompetent. I laughed when I realized the trailer wouldn't blow up because of the ventilation.

>Lynch turned best girl into a whore
Fuck you Lynch.

>>85399608
watch, when Truman goes out to see that guy's car next episode, it's going to have "Let's rock" written on the windshield

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>>85399672
>>85399659
*blocks your doppleganger*

>>85399696
Is there proof of filming there?

>>85399758
Shelly's a whore. She was always a whore.

>>85399717
So which one gave him the stupid gene?

And why was it Audrey "I almost fucked my own dad and also almost died from a forced heroin addiction" Horne

>>85399475
>The last Roadhouse performance in the series is David Bowie singing Lazarus
I would cry real ass tears

>Dougie Jones - The Fool
>Bobby Briggs - The Magician
>The Log Lady - The Priestess
>The Mitchum Brothers - The Emperor
>Janey-E - The Empress
>Hawk - The Hierophant
>Audrey Horne - The Lovers
>Bushnell Mullins - The Chariot
>Albert Rosenfield - Justice
>Carl Rodd - The Hermit
>Jade - Fortune
>Dick Tremayne - Strength
>William Hastings - The Hanged Man
>Garland Briggs - Death
>Candie - Temperance
>Richard Horne - The Devil
>Chad - The Tower
>Dale Cooper (pre-Dougie) - The Star
>Bad Cooper - Inverted Star
>Sarah Palmer - The Moon
>Gordon Cole - The Sun
>Ascended Dougie - Judgement
>Laura Palmer - The World

>>85399758
Not sure what you mean, anon. Audrey hasn't had any scenes yet.

>>85399776
No she wasn't she was just a victim. Leo deserved to be cheated on. Bobby is a good man she is a whore.

>>85399575
Cutest peakfu.

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>>85399664
There they are Albert, faces of cute

>>85399758
>Shelly
>Best girl
if you love being cheated on i guess, sure

>>85399767
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/news/new-twin-peaks-paris-france/
>is there proof of filming there
Not directly, but Maclachlan, Lynch and the director of photography were all there during the filming period of season 3.

>>85399820
>Persona series has tons of Arcana/Tarot shit
>Persona has tons of Jungian shit
>Twin peaks is chock full of Jungian and Freudian psychology

Is this why the Nips love Twin Peaks so much?

>>85399820
Persona/dating sim based on twin peaks when?

>>85399820
Bobby is pretty much a Sun already.

>>85399758
Laura was always a whore, but we love her

>>85399820
>Ascended Dougie
Anon...

>>85399908
I thought she changed for bobby. I guess I was wrong.

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>>85399910
Ah yes, Paris. Finally a city worthy of featuring me.

>>85399867
Always thought she was kind of hot for an old hag. When she's fucking Ben Horne and the blankets are barely covering her tits I got a chubby as a kid if you know what I mean.

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Best girl right here.
Everyone else go home.

>>85399820
>You give Douglas Jones a Fresh Coffee (x1)
>You feel your bond growing stronger

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>>85399895
It doesn't get any cuter

>>85399925
A Danganronpa style Twin Peaks VN with an anime art style would sell like hotcakes.

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>>85399820

>>85399764
I would cum.

>>85399765
>>85399765
"you see this spot right under my corsette? thats where youre gonna lynch me tonight."

>>85399984
I'm glad she's as relevant to this season as she was to season 2.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12i5qr

Lads, Lara Flynn Boyle really is kind of a shrew.

Who's the Misato of Twin Peaks?

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Best girl right here
everyone else can fuck off

>>85400030
Wow. Mean.

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>>85400019

>>85399971
I know exactly what you mean. You got a kid boner from the blankets barely covering her breasts

>>85400033
kind of an idiot as well. look at what she did to her face

>>85400060
Love Sky's music. Not a big fan of her acting or modeling.

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>>85399984

>>85399946
It's Dougie's final form as he makes Cooper part of his psyche to form an entirely new being.

>>85400042
weebs please leave

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>>85399964
This is what Dick looks like now.

>>85399910
I think I remember seeing a post about being in Paris, with a conversation about Dreams?. Could be the very end, I know if I was cooper I would want nothing to do with anything relating to Americana.

>>85399915
Persona 4 is close in particular
>suave stranger travels to small hick town, solves mysteries and romances the entire female cast.

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>>85399195
WE'RE NOT

>>85400066
I've seen some butterfaces in my day, but she takes the cake. Typical /soc/ slut who doesn't show her face/10

>>85399806
I wish anon but could something like that really be kept secret in 2017? I guess if anyone could do it'd be lynch.

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WEEBS OUT

>>85400115
Her face looks almost 100% the same minus a tiny bit of aging. It's her body that took a turn for the worst.

>>85400033
>Conan asking if she'd change anything about her appearance

Savage.

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>>85400115
sherilyn has actually aged pretty elegantly.

#1 wife material

>>85400145
Ohh yeah, there was a leaked photo of some scriptnotes. Cooper is definitely in Paris at some point, I think Bellucci is with him as well. I'm not sure if it was a dream or set to look like a dream.

>>85400231
Nips love Twin Peaks. If anything you should be telling the Westaboos to get out.

>>85400231
BONSAAAAAAAIIIIII

>>85400231
Twin Peaks is anime.

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>>85400231
Japs love Twin Peaks. I'm calling a van to get you out of here.

>>85400157
>Set in the boonies
>Daughter of the local hotel falls in love with the new charismatic new guy
>Has red herrings
>Has a character envolving the law with gender playing a part of Thier character
>Turns out the killer wanted to just fuck high school girls

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Reminder this man is at least half of the reason why the new season looks so kino:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LglC5pd6Ido
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B97UBP7cOGw
He talks about Lost Highway in the first and Mulholland Dr in the second video.

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>>85400277
>>85400177
youre both delusional
chrysta is new best girl

>>85399758
>James was always cool
>Shelly was always whore

>>85400277
I dunno man, look how big she is here (all the way to the left)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I7RyVdlQKhQ

>>85400385
Don't you have someone to kill, David?

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>>85400278
The leaked notes for anyone interested. They're from a clip of The Art Life documentary.

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>>85400413
>Being a conspiratorial manlet

>>85400385
I don't care about your slampiece David

>>85400395
Are you sure that's her? I don't think I've seen any pictures of her being that overweight recently.

>>85400437
>from a clip of The Art Life documentary.
>leaked

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Fucking Lynch man, at first I didn't care about Dougie and wanted Cooper to come back as soon as possible, and now I find myself not caring abotu Cooper and wanting the Dougie kino to continue, episode 11 just cemented that. I don't even care anymore about people failing to see he is absolutely braindead retarded.

>>85400479
Well they weren't there intentionally. Accidentally revealed, I guess.

>>85400395
>meanwhile annie is in peak form
Coop sure knows how to pick em.

>>85400469
Yeah it's her, but it was from 2011 so hopefully she lost some weight

>>85400437
That image says Cole is speaking with Monica Bellucci.

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>>85400385
>>85400464

>lips
>pits
>feet
>eyes
>hips
>pale skin
>perfectly average ass that any man could enjoy
>c cup tits
and best of all
>wears nothing but professional office wear for the entire series
she is pure.
all other twin peaks girls are ETERNALLY BTFO

>>85400395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsH5xMYzrsU

that's just the way she's sitting. she's still pretty thin, if slightly on the THICC side

>>85400395
She's unjusted herself sorta like Mark Hamill. Her career was (sadly!) a dumpster fire after Twin Peaks.

>>85400487
You realize Dougie IS Cooper though right?

>>85400487
apologize to dougee

>just read script for season 2 finale
>all that windomkino
>thrown out the window so lynch can have his "lolsorandumb" moment

Ruined a great ending to a great season,

>>85400487
Friend.

>>85400529
Read the bottom. Coop is there but you only see the back of him

>>85399055
what would Pete's role be in The Return if Jack Nance was still alive?

>>85400531
>pure
>sole reason for being around is Lynch's slampiece

Look anon, all the other qualities are great but you lose any chance of being taken serious when saying she's pure

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He finally got the cheery pie ;_:

>>85400616
Living in the Fat Trout trailer park and unemployed since the logging industry doesn't exist in Twin Peaks anymore.

>>85400616
He'd just be some helpful old guy chilling around town. Like Carl.

>>85400611
The way it's written sounds like they're talking about Cooper and seeing the back of him is more like an insert showing him rather than him actually being there.

>>85400617
youre just fucking jealous of madman Lynch

>>85399149
Literally me.

Monday-Saturday: do nothing but browse 4chan 15 hours a day
Sunday: browse 4chan for 14 hours and watch Twin Peaks

>>85400277
Dubs confirm

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did anyone else almost tear up at this scene?

>>85399758
This

>>85399806
I'd be crying right there with you, bro.

>>85400692
True. Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough.

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>>85400395
Bullshit, she is THE best girl and always will be.

so were the woodsmen harvesting evil coop a la bob with Leyland or what?

>>85400641
damn good

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Cal l for help help er

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Should I see a doctor when I've been LYNCHED this hard?

>>85400718
The brothers' reactions were solid fucking gold.

>>85400787
What the hell was this?

So it can be inferred that Doppelcoop wanted the coordinates so he can travel through the vortex. But why? What's his business?

>>85399584
Why was this scene so weird?

Was where Gordon and Albert went to the zone? Albert was going to say something like north and then got cut off from reading the digits on the arm, but I thought they were going to Mexico?,

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sheryl Lee is a very sweet, kind and CUTE lady!

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>>85400885

>>85400883
That place somewhere north is obviously Twin Peaks.

>>85399055
YÜÜÜÜNIVORM
ACH-CURRATE

>>85400884
>go to watch the filming
>see David Lynch waving his arms in the air for 20 minutes

>>85400923
But they were going to Mexico in the last ep.

>>85400885
>>85400916
her smile is almost too good damn

Bobby ends up killing Red

Stefan ends up getting his act together

>>85399225
>Monica Bellucci
Oh wow I totally forgot she was going to be in the revival

>>85399820
>Stardust team is composed of Cooper, Carl Rodd, Hawk, Bobby and Dougie.

Any photoshopfags in here?

>>85400884
The side effects of TM.webm

>>85400850
It's supposed to be uncomfortable. Imagine going through a family crisis, then someone shoots a gun near you, then experiencing that shit once you take a look at it. Bobby's life, and Twin Peaks in general, are falling apart and he can't comprehend it.

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did you laugh?

>>85400357
You toot'd for me, boss?

>>85399475
I desperately, desperately want this to happen, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up. I'd also love it if there was some convoluted way for Jeffries to somehow perform at the roadhouse.

>>85400839
Time portal back to 1945 maybe?

>>85400884
>tfw thought Gordon was going to die or get LODGE'D in this scene

Actually had me worried desu.

Just watched the last episode.
How can a show be so damn good?

>>85400641
Did anyone else think that him eating the pie would wake him up? Like he became a little more interactive when he started getting coffee, I figured the pie would wake him up and when he said "Damn good" I thought for a moment...

>>85400884
I was certain that I've had seen something very much resembling this somewhere already

>Bobby going nuclear on Red and Steven when he catches them in a drug deal and kills them both

I can't wait

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what did he mean by this?

>>85401101
I've just realised there shipping containers in the garden.

>>85400662
RIP MY HOMIE FRED TRUAX

>>85399533
Basically, you will get lynched BIG TIME.

>>85401142

>implying Leo won't come back to kill Red

>>85399044
why is this so funny?

>you will never save Candie from a horrible life as a sex-worker
>you will never take her away from the chaos and darkness of Vegas
>you will never nurse her back to normality with love and care
>you will never wait until she's lucid enough to ask her for marriage
>you will never see her explode in happiness, yelling multiple yesses and kissing you tenderly
>you will never see her walk down the aisle with the happiest smile on her face, as she remembers you're the one who saves her life
>you will never grow old, raise and children and die in each other's arms

Just kill me.
Please.
Right now, it hurts too much.

>>85401101
Of course. It was supposed to be funny.

>>85400621
where is he late to

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>>85401153
DOgue oi browse /pol/

>>85399323
b-but those vagina muscles might rip it off!

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My Croatia friend let me in on a secret, there will be a 30 minute sex scene between Candie and Dougie next episode. Everything is shown, its basically porn.

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>>85400828

>>85399460
AUNT RUTH?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idnJnjV_8rg

>>85401198
>horrible
The brothers seem to be treating them well, all things considered.

Also, Candie is trash.

Anyone else laugh when Hastings got his head popped? The main South Dakota detective's reaction killed my sides.

Also, Albert and Tammy had perfect trigger discipline but not Lynch. Really knocks the noggin.

>>85401153
why?

>>85401296
he's dead.

*points at self*
Dougie Jones

>>85400115

>>85401296
HE'S DEAD

>>85401330
wrapped in plastic?

>>85401296
Honestly given how bad of an actor Lynch was in the original series I'm just happy he's managing to say all his lines

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>>85401343
MIse r JAckopost

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>>85399044
HELLO FRENLO :^)

>>85399758
I haven't seen Annie yet, anon, what are you on about?

>>85401330
Thank you, Based Lynch.
Someone get that man another mystery to solve.

>>85401296
I noticed that too but he was using an old revolver so he really doesn't need trigger discipline since it's not like it has a hair trigger

>>85401397
henlo leaping lad!

>>85401369
>>85401330

How did Lynch know he was dead before he even checked for a pulse? Is he secretly a lodge spirit? It doesn't add up.

>>85400133

MYUUAAHHHH THE FRENCH

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>>85401401
>he doesn't know

>>85401425
Gordon has great intuition, probably from being with the Bureau for so long.

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>>85399820
Pepe Tarot anyone?

Dougie literally saved a poor old woman's life. He is the truest hero on television.

>>85401142
>Bobby is about to kill Stephen
Becky stops him
>If you kill you're enemies they win
Red comes and fucks Becky and Shelly and looks bobby in the eyes
>Heh nothing personal kid
Bobby goes home and watches BLACKED Lodges.com

>bandwagoners think Shelly being a whore is anything new

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>>85401296
This had to be intentional, right?
This physically hurt me.

>>85401444
that Annie is Candie?

>>85401125
could tammy or albert see the giant vortex? they weren't reacting to it. albert was like
>whoa, don't go crossing over to another dimension there, buddy

>see a portal into heaven
>it's full of dirty bearded men in a room
You heard it folks, /tv/ is heaven.

>>85400487
retarded

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>>85399820
>Ascended Dougie
>Not The Star over Heaven
Come on, anon

>>85401142
>Carl playing Nuclear on his acoustic guitar as Bobby stomps Red to death

Make it happen Lynch

>>85401480
>Lynch in the dark
>Albert in the light
>This is the last time they spoke as friends

>>85401480
what?

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>>85401421

>>85401476
Shelly cheated Leo with Bobby, because Leo was violent.
Shelly + Gordon was a joke.
Now Shelly is divorced, so no whoring truly happening

>>85401168
poors use them for low income housing

Is Lynch the king of waifus? His eye for women can't be beat.

>>85401505
gordon was the only one who walked 15-20 feet into the property

>>85401480
I honestly think Lynch is the kind of guy to look straight down the barrel of a gun to see what's up there, as well as point it randomly at people to make them jump

>>85401238

Good, good. It's only right.

>>85401198
Focus your energy on a superior waifu, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFxCrC_Cs38&t=26s

>>85401505
He saw him start to disappear like the dirty bearded men and figures that probably wouldnt be good for their investigation so he pulled him back.

>>85401602
Mole Girl?

>Dougie shit is still going on

KILL ME

>>85401573
>BANG BANG LAURA YOU'RE DEAD
>WHY IS EVERYONE MAD AT ME?

>>85401602
>that panicked leanback at 1:58

Kyle is the king of nuance

>>85401602
I imagine fucking a young horny Audrey Horne would be the best coitus ever

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>>85401628

>>85401667
if so Zane would have stayed

>>85401480
>I'm old school

gordon doesn't give a damn about safety!

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!______

>>85401628
going on

>>85401628
in b4 lynched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxlGtcW1Qg8

why is this music so good?

WELL ALBERT; IT APPEARS OUR OLD GOOD FRIEND; SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER, IS NOW A RETARDED MORON ALBERT

This is what I imagine cole would say when he meets dougie

>>85401238
Why would you create that image in my mind when we know it's not true? Are trying to make me sad?

>>85401720
милый

>>85401397
[ :^|

>>85401720
!TEEF

>>85401720
милый!

How come a man that was less than 2 mins on a film just spawn so many memes? Is it because it's Bowie, isn't it?

>>85401667
>not maintaining the strict standards of the Bureau even in your personal life

what she needs most is a friend, someone who'll listen.

>>85401749
learn to use a semicolon properly

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>>85401732
I just rewatched FWWM with me last night and that song is still echoing on a loop in my head.

Also, can someone explain the "T" under Teresa's fingernail to me? There's no T in either BOB or LELAND.

>>85401795
because of Judy of course

Is it just me or did the pianist play a song that sounded scarily similar to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI

>>85401816
it's from winTom earle

>>85401720
cunt

>>85401795
>How come a LADY that was mentioned less than 2 tiimes on a film just spawn so many memes?

>>85401140
it reminds me of the storm on the south pole of saturn.

>>85401816
ROBERTSON
I miss Kief though

why didn't the cherry pie spark his memory?

>>85400916
>Look, Sheryl, anon is here.
>Hey, anon!

>>85401142
If anything Red is going to kill Bobby. I'm certain of it

>>85401816
because ROBERT

that Lucy death scene was fucking brutal.

I can't believe they had her corpse fart for that long.

Why the fuck does everyone act so fucking weird? The kid with the gun, the parents, the woman screaming in the car, the kid being sick, Candy, even fucking Shelly. They all act like they're spaced as fuck

>>85401827
They're both composed by Badalamenti, it's possible he's using the same motifs.

>>85401855
why would it?

>>85401720
oфигeть кaкaя милaя

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Mы нe гoвopим o Джyди, нa caмoм дeлe мы coбиpaeмcя ocтaвить ee oттyдa

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Posting Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFe_oiZ9VbA

>>85401749
They spend all this time finding him only to leave immediately as they can't talk to him
>It's very good to see you old friend
>Old... Friend
>You remember me coop?
>...Coop..
>Fuck this. I'm done. i give up Albert

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>>85401628

>>85401791
милЫЙ man, милAЯ woman

>>85399777
Holy fucking Jackpot

>>85401814
fuck off, retard

>>85401198
>>you will never grow old, raise and children and die in each other's arms
it was good until the suicide pact

Wally looks kind of normal even as raised by two retards

>>85401877
Everyone acts like they're in a cutscene from a badly translated PS1 horror game.
But I think that's the point.

>>85401855
coffee + pie
he just drank champagne

>>85401877
have you literally never seen a David Lynch before

>>85401942
Mы нe гoвopим o Джyди, нa caмoм дeлe мы coбиpaeмcя ocтaвить ee oттyдa

>>85401869
Kimmy Robertson actually started crying at that scene, I don't understand how Lynch could do that to her

>>85401877
lynched lmaoo

>>85401901
Кyпep никoгдa нe вepнётcя.

>>85401296
foreshadowing the diner scene later

>>85401942
хopoшo, cпacибo

>>85401960
>Michael Cera
>Normal looking

>>85400596
weak trolling attempt

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>>85401855
He needs to eat some donuts.
Then the ritual will be complete.

>>85400850
This scene was one of the best so far in the show. Pitch-perfect uncanniness. The "sick" kid rising in his seat puking was both terrifying and funny.

I was expecting the kid standing in camo to say something redpilled about the Lodge but in retrospect I'm glad he didn't. His whole purpose was just to stand there and look like his father.

>>85399777
777
777
HELLOOOOOO-OOOOOOO

Normies got btfo once more

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>literally every single time a new episode comes out and I sit down to watch it a member of my family just so happens to have a complete mental freakout

How does it happen every week? Every single fucking week that an episode airs. The next day I have it downloaded, I sit down to watch it and WITHOUT FAIL by the time the theme ends I hear screaming and slamming. Why does god hate me, /tpg/?

What is Hawk going to see when he enters the Lodge?

Call for help!!!
I just rewatched the Gordon and Shelly scenes for the first time in a long time and I can't stop grinning from ear to ear!!!

I seriously hope Cooper doesn't come back

>>85402028
>Please be patient I have ADHD
Should've been "please be quick"

>>85402078
You're getting lynched irl

>>85402078
I was over my mom's last week and my brother was streaming GoT in the kitchen as I tried to watch. Never again!

>>85402078
the garmonbozia is leaking
like the Shooter Kid and Zombie Girl

>>85399584
this scene fucked me up
lynch is based

>>85402078
you got LYNCHED in real life

>>85402078
Tell your stepdad Terry to stop drinking all the Mountain Dew

>>85401153
>daily reminder that Richard Spencer is living in fear now and will pretend to be someone else when confronted in public

what worst line this season so far? was it when coop just said, "oh you're wet" or when the sheriff asked the doctor if he knew what skype was?

THE SICK KID
WHAT IN THE FUCK

>>85402097
Cooper will come back when everyone will have learned to love Dougie

when everyone will only want more and more Dougie.... Cooper will return

and he will not be a happy cooper, but a traumatized, melodramatic, but determined dark hero

>>85402105
>please be quick
Should've been "hurry the fuck up"

>>85402175
"you're following human nature perfectly"

captcha Country KYLE

Was the Wisegate image real? I can never look at the guy the same again if so

>>85402186
l y n c h e d

>>85402081
Evil Hawk
EVil Truman
Evil Lucy

Dark Hobos

and Evil Log Lady

Miriam's survival instinct is STRONG af...
/tv/ & /r9k/ BTFO I hope she lives long enough to fuck over Richard the fuckhead

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Do you know what Skype is, doc?

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>>85402078
Are you an American?

>>85401238
Fuck off. Kyle is a pure and honorable man

>>85400884
looked decent on a decent resolution and decent screen

I would like to cup and lick Tammy's spiritual mound if you know what I mean.

>>85402222
>gate
What is it with the whole gate thing? How is any of the things that have been called Xgate been about gates?

>>85401865
Oh. I guess so.

>>85401153
I can never decipher this faggot's cryptic tweets. Don't bring your alt-right into our Twin Peaks, please. Lynch has kept the show pure enough so far. Why try and rock the boat?

>>85402222
Oiy

>>85402175
>>85402211
Stop bullying Booper, he has a very hard time trying to be a real human bean

>>85402236
Leave them alone!!!! Warren frost was ravaged by dementia and at death's door!!! At least we got to see Frank's awesome lever desk

>>85402253
Dougie Coop is a horndog though

>>85402280
It's just to make it similar to Watergate despite that actually being about a hotel named Watergate.

>>85400839
he didn't want the coordinate to that place, he wants the coordinates found on ruth's arm leading to the place where the head of major briggs went

>only 7 episodes to resolve this disaster

what the fuck

>>85402306

NEW

>>85401854
I would give anything for him or Isaak to come back. I'm pretty pleased with how much Carl we've gotten, at least.

>>85401153
that he's desperate for attention kinda like (you)

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>>85402305
Dougie get ipad

>>85402175
Oh... you're NICE and WET.

>>85401762
make me sad

>>85402280
Watergate you dunce

>>85400456
where is this pic from

>>85402280
>What is it with the whole gate thing?
really anon? You've never encountered snowclones before? They're extremely common. Are you a refugee from somewhere new to 4chan?

>>85399838
>Implying Leo wasn't best character
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SHELLY

>>85402315
watergate-gate

>>85402372
I'm a simple man who doesn't keep up to date on controversies or anything else much really because I suffer from very slight schizophrenia and therefore I easily get sucked too deep into things because it will all seem very real to my mind

>>85402526
I understand the possible unfamiliarity with -gate suffix in specifics but surely you're familiar with such syntactic variations like "X is the new Y" and so on.

>>85401238
Based Lynch. He understands porn is kino when done right.

>>85402680
Yeah, "X is the new Y" and such I do know. I've just never been big into sort of recent US history so the -gate suffix never really made much sense to me other than them being the hot new scandals and controversies

true detective is better

>>85402881
The Watergate scandal is the most famous controversy surrounding a US president ever.

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lmao wisegate

thats funny as fck and just what i expected of him

>>85402950
My school life's history classes were all about the stone, bronze, iron and so on ages until I think 5th grade and then it was basically only about the second World War after that so I don't really know all that much about US history

So we've basically had 11 episodes where barely anything has happened. Even if the next 7 episodes are fantastic, so what? He already wasted our fucking time on 11 shitty episodes.
>i-i-it's okay when l-l-lynch does i-it!
I was on board for the first four episodes, six was testing my patience because I was thinking it's just a slow build and it's gonna start paying off any time now. What a fool I was. LYNCHED is not an argument.

>>85403268
>barely anything has happened
I know this is a troll post but I think more has actually happened in S3 than S1 and S2 combined