/got/ Ashara Dayne. edition

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>>85367035
DABID

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guys..... remember when the show was good??

Leaks were all right

DENIALFAGS BTFO

TUMBLR BTFO

JONERYS IS A COMING

Who /Jon x Melisandre/ here?

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>>85367127

>>85367035
This OP image is massive slander to D&D's negotiating skills GRRM sold out for a hell of a lot less than 100 million dollars.

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#WomenRulesGetOverIt

>>85367127
yeah in season 1, then it was medrioce and then it was shit, and then it never recovered.

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>i enjoyed this episode (excluding eunich puss munching)

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>>85367127
this shot is unironically so kino

Which /GOT/ girl has the smelliest farts?

DARKSTAR

>>85367035
link when?

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RIP
Mods sticky this

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>>85367165

>>85367127
Everything after season 3 is dead to me. I'm here only for the memes and because I know the fat fuck will die long before he finishes the series.

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>>85367035

>>85367035
Imagine being Hot Pie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another innkeeper in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hot Pie and not only sit in that chair while Arya looks up to you with her deformed troll face and her breath literally overheats the pie you were eating. The favorable lighting barely concealing her Britbong teeth and leathery face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while you have to redo the scene 100 times due to continuously vomitting in your mouth forcing you to retake the scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and MILF inn keeper wenches your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Riverrun. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bushy ass eye brows as she wipes it off and raises them suggestively, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill and bake every single person in this room before the Brotherhood could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hot Pie. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it

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MISSENDAI WEBSM WHEN
WHEN THE LAST SNEK DIES NEXT WEEK SHE'LL BE THE ONLY GOOD TITS LEFT IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING SHOW

What's with the show trying to gross out people this season?
First the shit montage
Now we got the peeling skin into cream pie scene

Reminder that Jorah is gonna get his greyscale cured, he's gonna return north, he's gonna usurp Loli Mormont and take his rightful place as Lord of Bear Island, and then he's gonna go up to Jon and take back Longclaw, marry Sansa, and go home to live out the rest of his days on Bear Island.

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>>85367035
They killed her

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>>85367165
arya

>bush living so doesnt wipe
>poor diet
>perforated bowels
>degenerate genes

she's got a nasty brapper through and through

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>>85367127
faintly

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Imagine being Hot Pie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another innkeeper in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hot Pie and not only sit in that chair while Arya looks up to you with her deformed troll face and her breath literally overheats the pie you were eating. The favorable lighting barely concealing her Britbong teeth and leathery face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while you have to redo the scene 100 times due to continuously vomitting in your mouth forcing you to retake the scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and MILF inn keeper wenches your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Riverrun. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bushy ass eye brows as she wipes it off and raises them suggestively, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill and bake every single person in this room before the Brotherhood could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hot Pie..

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little game of thrones thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" sand snakes, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a scat fantasy tv show. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic GOTfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "WHAT WENT WRONG? WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS? HOW WILL SHE EVER RECOVER?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Is it one, pathetic NEET making these threads? Is it google deepmind? Or have we entered an eternal summer, the first of its kind, where reddit and 4chan are on and the same?

>Jon gets mad at Baelish for no reason
>Chokes him for no reason
>Thinks he is a creep for no reason

>the Greyjoys don't have any scouts or outer defense for their fleet
>they are caught unawares because they are dumb

This episode had some of the WORST writing.

>>85367232
Ashara and Ned will forever be my OTP

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>snake fights with spear
>gets impaled with spear
>snake fights with whip
>gets hung by whip

pottery bravo

>>85367178
RIP 2 of them.. 1 still lives.

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>>85367152
>family line in ruins
>allied with Mad King 2: Electric Boogaloo
>will definitely die this season (leaks confirm)
QoT is a retard

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>>85367207
>being this fucking wrong

>>85367241
Arya doesn't even shower

>>85367198
What was wrong with season 4? I see people say that season 3 was the last good one, but I thought 4 was on par with 2 and 3 with some genuine kino moments

>>85367152
OMFG.
She tells SLAY QUEEN YASSSSS that she needs to make people be fearful of her in order to force them to submission. Respect out of fear.
Neither did she sprout a word men, nor she did sugest that even indirectly but this is the feminist mindset.

I am usualy the one to see meanings behind words but this.. this is too advanced for me.

>>85367110
I have the ability to do it, it's just the end product is not worth the effort tbqh

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>>85367178

>supposed to be elite warrior princesses
>those flabby arms

>>85367152
>people claim there is no agenda
>pretending the complaints against all the "thinly veiled" feminist tropes are unwarranted

fucking hell

Oh yeah there was an episode tonight, feels weird since I dropped the show since the leaks were right.

How did the Varys/Dany conversation go? That's all I'm really curious about.

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>all of the lords wear boring brown leather and black clothes
>instead of sigils and house colors lets just have them wear tiny badges! perfect!

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>>85367110
no

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>>85367152
>MEN HATE HER!
>This woman has a secret to living a long life with this ONE TRICK
>Click to find out more...

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Arya better get the FAT PINK MAST by the end of the season.

>>85367212
Yeah not a fan of the gross-out scenes. I just stopped watching during the shit montage. At least the skin peeling seemed somewhat necessary to the plot.

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>>85367262
>yfw GOAT tits lives

>Arya’s not domesticated, and it makes total sense that her wolf wouldn’t be either. Once the wolf walks away, at first she’s heartbroken to have come this close, and then she realizes the wolf is doing exactly what she would do if she were that wolf.

For guys that didn't get the Nymeria scene

>>85367251
>the plan is to take the castle at casterly rock, no details given in how to achieve that

>>85367251
NOT TO FUCKING MENTION a random sex scene with eunuch and translator cunt. And the HURRRRRRRR THE TRANSLATION IS WRONG IT MEANS PRINCE OR PRINCESS retconn bullshit

Why the FUCK do I even watch it any more

>>85367286
>Neither did she sprout a word men, nor she did sugest that even indirectly but this is the feminist mindset.


Did your stream cut out? She literally states that she lived a long life because she ignores clever men

>>85367288
i would fuck those arms

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>>85367127

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LAST SCENE

>>85367330
Who needs plans? They are literally just going to burst in and take it.

>>85367271
Melly is so hot.

>>85367297
Daenrys did that expression where she slightly raises one eyebrow and then she made some shitty threats. Varys was good though

>>85367297
Varys said he just wanted the good of the realm and didn't want blind obedience. 10 seconds later Dany said she wanted him to be loyal and if he betrayed her she would have him burned alive.

>>85367293
but that's someone's interpretation of the show, not the message of the show.

Even in the books there were few traditional women: pretty much just Cat, early SHANSHA and some minor characters

>>85367330
They just rock up because no one in this show knows how to scout apparently or set up forward defensive positions or any traditional middle ages warfare tactics.

>>85367309
hound is gonna come back and kill him just like the butcher boy for maximum poetry

>>85367178
those daggers look plastic

>>85367286
uh, did you watch the episode? She says, "You know how I lived this long? By ignoring clever men." in reference to Tyrion's plan.

>>85367271
Mel will never get another nude scene after they showed she's old.

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what the fuck happened to edmere.

did arya forget about him and just left him in the frey dungeon to starve?

>War room at dragonstone
D+: Dialogue/plot-only scene with shit dialogue and nonsensical strategy
also why are there no dothraki lieutenants present? no men allowed?

>Greyworm / Missandei sex scene
C-: Good tits, but ridiculously overlong and contrived bullshit

>Winterfell scroll reading
B-

>Kings landing cersei speech / randyll tarly
C: Cheapens randylls otherwise good character, cersei speech is awful

>Oldtown/Jorah surgery
B+. Good scene

>Arya eating pies
D-: Dialogue fucking awful and idiot ball

>Arya confronting nymeria
C+: So much for subverting tropes

>Boat Battle
A-: Good action sequences, Euron actually tolerable, sand sneks still bring down the scene a bit


Overall episode grade: C-

>>85367207
Make your own god damn webm, you pervert!

>>85367342
>Did your stream cut out?
probably

But I don't see how is this relating to men in paticular. Why did she not tell danny that word "man" is ussualy used when describing human and in an abstract sentence usually has no gender.

Oh sorry PRINCE OR PRIIIINNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

>>85367389
>>85367380
So it was just a complete asspull handwave to explain away bad writing, like Sansa not telling Jon about the Vale forces? Alrighty, that's weak but about what I expected.

>>85367319
It's okay she is about to eat a mile of RAPE.

>>85367341
But Dany isn't a prince or a princess she's now a queen. The prophecy doesn't still fit, am I the only one who noticed it? The red lady is just tricking her.

>>85367419
Edmure is dead, retard.

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>post yfw sneks died

House Lannister will be okay, right guys?

>>85367413
Her and Jon will create a shadow baby to kill Cersei, cap it

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>>85367413
Why do they hate us so much

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>Have I ever told you how much I want to fuck Shansha?
What was the next step in his master plan?

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>>85367460

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>>85367460

>>85367420
>>Greyworm / Missandei sex scene
>C-: Good tits, but ridiculously overlong and contrived bullshit
F-, did not see greyworms mutilated dick

>>85367479
ask jon for nudes

>Jon gets mad at Baelish for no reason
He basically told him "I fucked ur stepmom and I wanna bang ur sister." You wouldn't get weirded out if some guy said that to you while standing in front of your father's grave?

>>85367341
> And the HURRRRRRRR THE TRANSLATION IS WRONG IT MEANS PRINCE OR PRINCESS retconn bullshit

sup showfag

>>85367454
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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men BTFO!

>>85367103
MY
FUCKING
GOD

>>85367299
everything must be bland black and brown

no color allowed ok

>>85367479
This, what a moron lmao

he is nothing like season 1 cia

>>85367479
His master plan is shot to shit and he's turned into a big autistic flailing mess now

>>85367457
O F F S C R E E N ?

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>>85367479
>This can't be happening! I'm in control here!
What did Littlefinger mean by this?

>>85367479
Hang around with all his men, do nothing, and wait to die apparently.

Who the fuck brings a whip to a battle?

they only did the nymeria scene for fan service and they wanted to get it out of the way so people stop asking about nymeria. the only reason nymeria fucked off is because they don't feel like spending millions of dollars CGI'ing a direwolf in every arya scene from now on

>>85367465

It died with Tywin, like the show.

>>85367447
Dany did actually get pretty pissed at Varys but Varys' explanation for sending assassins made sense. Dany also seems to hate Varys atm.

>>85367515
Thanks

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>>85367507
>you literally saved my life
>MUH SISTER REEE

>>85367525
BRO ITS WINTER, YOU DON'T WEAR ALL BLACK CLOTHES DURING THE WINTER??? WHAT R U DUMB????

>>85367501
this

I was actually hoping they were gonna show it but they copped out

>ACTUALLY YOUR TRANSLATION IS WRONG

Holy shit that is probably the worst dialogue the show has ever had.

>>85367501
they already said his dick is fine, they just snipped his balls in the show version.

>>85367255
Who'd want to fuck a Tully shit when you have Ashara?

>>85367547
>the wolf didn't kill her and eat her
>HUH I GUESS ITS NOT NYMERIA

Is Arya retarded?

>>85367518
>theme of the season
>bitches get shit done
>4 women leaders got beaten up and massacred by a single pirate man

>>85367446
no, she specifically meant males. she said tyrion is a clever male, ive been around clever males before and ive outlived them because i learned to ignore males

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>>85367460

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>>85367515
noice.

>>85367560
>I saved your life but let me talk about how I'm gonna fuck your sister while you're in Dragonstone

No one with a little sister they care about would act differently from Jon.

>>85367557
Should have gotten pissed before she did the whole silent boat ride and Dragonstone landing with him standing directly behind her, its just embarrassingly backwards at this point.

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>>85367460

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>>85367460
I'm just glad Dorne and the """protagonist""" Greyjoys are BTFO by based Euron.
The Greyjoy plot has been shit since Yara went to the Boltons only to retreat immediately over some hungry puppies.

>>85367546
a sand snek about to get hanged

>>85367577
I actually threw up a bit in my mouth. I did not know dialogue could be that contrived and ridiculous, but they did it! They did the thingy!

>>85367557
fuck Dany. She's an awful leader

>>85367420
>worst action sequence in GoT history
>even worse than dorne fight
>"A-"

go pls

Where the fuck is the Missandei's tits webm? Oh, I see, you are fucking useless as always /got/.

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>LF:Tell me Arya. Why do you wear people's faces?
>Arya: I am NO ONE when I put on the face.

>LF: If I took your face off...would you die?
>Arya: It would be very painful
>LF: Your a big girl.. you can take it.
>Arya: For you

>>85367419
The last thing we heard of Edmure was that he was still in the Frey dungeons. This was even after Jamie had him take back over Riverrun. His wife and kid are supposedly at Casterly Rock.

>>85367554
>muh old meeeeeeen tho!!
Fuck off, you're still watching. All the old guys looks exactly the same. No difference between Tywin, Roose or Stannis. Glad they are all fucking dead

>>85367655
it's a blue bold you mad lad

>>85367596
"It's not you" means "that's not your character to go home to Winterfell"

>>85367560
petyr is a creep and everyone in westeros knows it and hates him. He never got love because he is a weird and autistic. He gave this big speech about not showing people what you really want. So why is he telling Jon about sansa? who knows.

>>85367577
I watched with my 65 year old normie dad
and he even pointed out how bad the writing was at that one

>>85367663
>Fuck off, you're still watching
We are insulting this piece of shit show. We laugh at it. Because its disgusting, and only retards watch it non-ironically.

>>85367515


>Hoisting her up with hands
>Next scene with spears

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>>85367515

>>85367446
She's very specifically said Tyrion was a clever man, that she's been around clever men all her life, and that she out lived them all because she ignored the advice of clever men.

I don't know how you missed that.

>>85367262

next week

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>>85367588
Ned did his duty with smelly Fishface, but he made sure to give Ashara the fuck of her lifetime after he killed her brother.

>yfw she killed herself because no man would ever live up to Ned

>>85367626
He didn't say he was going to fuck Sansa, just that he loves her. He was doing the right thing and asking the KING for his daughter's hand in marriage or some bullshit.

Jon just REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'd because for some reason we are suppose to hate Baelish, even though he has proven time and time again he is just smitten with Cat and her daughter and he is actually just a nice guy trying to help out.

Fuck these show writers.

>>85367515
I fucking love his face at the end. Where was this guy all the show?

>>85367547
>>85367547
But we really needed that Dany jackoff scene with her dragons in the premier.

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>using a whip against an armoured man wielding a 2 handed axe

>>85367557
i'm glad they actually brough vars assassination bullshit up. his explanation doesn't really make sense. so he was saying he was originally supporting viserys and didn't really care about dany? why would he do that if he's looking for a ruler that will listen to the people? viserys was a piece of shit so why the fuck would varys want anything to do with him?

why the hell wouldn't robert send an assassin after viserys for that matter?

none of it makes sense

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>>85367299

Also, we're too cool to just give all the soldiers chain or plate armor so we'll give everyone weird leather bondage gear and make the Lannister troops look like samurai for some reason.

>>85367675
BRAVO D&D
BEST WRITING OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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Why's CIA hanging around waiting for someone to butcher him? Everyone hates him and have said as much to his face

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>>85367035
did Tyene Sand got gang raped?

>>85367420
The idea of what they wanted to attempt with the boat scene was great. The execution suffered heavily from poor choreography and editing. You never fully saw what actually happened, so you are forced to put the pieces together in your head with the frantic transitions and perspective changes.

>>85367320
Lame writing to close a plot hole that GRRM hadnt figured out yet.

>>85367725
>Baelish is actually just a nice guy trying to help out.
not sure if trolling or just retarded

>>85367725
jon can sense he is a weasel then. He is 100% the only reason Ned is dead.

>>85367763
of course she did you silly fuck
they paid the iron price for that bad pussy

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>>85367525
>tfw we'll never get a Song of Ice and Fire adaptation with bright and vibrant colours like pic related

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>>85367725
>nice guy

>>85367649
the worst was dual wielding and it isnt even close

>>85367577
>>85367643
>>85367700
It's in the book

>>85367759
Littlefingers master plan is to lean against a wall a smirk, apparently.

>>85367743
She was literally whipping his iron breastplate.
I couldn't stop laughing.

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>>85367420
my autism kicked in for the sex scene and I hit +5 seconds a few times until I got to the library scene, it should have cut away as soon as she drops his skirt but im glad they didnt show his dick.

im sad the wolf didnt go back with arya she is very vulnerable now also she will miss Jon Snow at winterfell unless she seems him on the way which would be dumb because of how unlikely it would be

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>>85367258
directed acted played and published by Christopher Nolan

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>>85367515

>>85367320
Except Arya is a fucking mess of a character and not at all "wild". She just kills evil cartoon characters in a graphic fashion while the audience claps.

Fucking hell when they pulled out that "oh it could be prince or princess" shit I rolled my eyes into my skull. And of course Cersei and them draw first blood to trick the sheep who go "yasss Dany slay" into thinking things will go wrong

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>>85367712
>i am so clevur haha men r rly stupid lol! i outlive dem all
>jaime wrecks her shit and sacks highgarden, forces her to commit suicide
HAHAHAHA

>>85367799
Ned could have taken Renly's offer and lived too

>>85367407
That's just because the edges of the blades aren't actually sharpened. And it's obvious even at this resolution.

They should have two different sets of daggers, one for actual use in action scenes where they'll be moving around too quickly to risk putting a real edge on them (and too quickly for viewers to be able to tell), and another set for display, used in normal scenes or promotional photos.
I thought that these fuckers had a massive budget. What happened?

>>85367163
I was honestly hoping another ship would come out of nowhere and VICTARION would storm in and kill all of these worthless Ironborn characters.

>>85367829
Yeah but Aegon comes to that conclusion in a way that isn't contrived as shit. Having Missandei randomly tell Dany that so she can be the promised qween is just godawful writing.

>>85367537
hes gon fuck over Jon now

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>>85367759
Because Dabid and Dancuck want people to hate him more before they kill him, and because filler is needed with a little bit of women stronk, men weak.

>>85367829
"No one ever looked for a girl. It was a prince that was promised... Rhaegar, I thought... The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female... Daenerys is the one, born amidst salt and smoke... Lady Melisandre has misread the signs. Stannis has some of the dragon blood in him, yes... Rhaelle, Egg's little girl, she was how they came by it... They must send her a Maester. Daenerys must be counseled, taught, protected..."

>>85367759
Getting caught was part of his masterplan. Sansa refused his offer in favorof Jon's. He had to find out what she told him.

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love me khaleesi

dany and her orbiters is pure gutter trash whenever they're on screen

cersei and qyburn was the only good scene

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best snek spared

>>85367881
Ned knew Renly was a shit head and would've made a shit king. Plus muh honor.

>>85367791
>>85367799
>>85367810
He has no reason to distrust him. He came and helped out Jon's army. Jon would be DEAD without Petyr but nah lets choke him out for no reason right now for some DRAAAAMAAAAAA
A character can't have a different feeling towards a certain character because it can't conflict with how the audience is suppose to feel about that character? Fuck off.

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>>85367460

>>85367902
aemond says that as hes dying right

>>85367855
We were supposed to feel bad about these kinslayers dying? Justice for Trystane, baby.

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>>85367751
but bro their helmets are like darth vader! very cool! I miss season 1, where people actually wore proper plate armor and helmets.

>>85367925
I got a little giddy at the thought of Dany losing a few of her dragons.
Actually rooting for the Lannisters now.

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>>85367906
lel

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>>85367855
>Reactions. Men vs Women viewers.

>>85367840
>there will never be a GoT prequel with young Robert and Ned leading the rebellion
Just fucking kill me

Finally they put an end to the sandsluts forced story line,

So we can go back to enjoying the show now right?

>>85367763
Nah, she's Euron's salt wife now

>>85367929
better king than Stannis, Balon, Joffrey, Robb, or even Dany. But I guess that's not saying much.

Why the fuck he didn't just have a threesome with Marg and Loras to maintain his claim is beyond me

>>85367932
Petyr literally sold Sansa to the Boltons who took control of the North.

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>this is the one time in history the sneks don't have poison on their blades

>>85367927
she was raped and sullied

>>85367152
Jaime is gonna btfo of her next episode .

>>85367948
i dont know why the fuck they dropped the hounds helmet. that thing was neat

>>85367956
This, its gonna be good one the zombiecucks get one dragon, and then when cersei gets another one.

>>85367518
Greyworm has no dick though

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>Season 1: 8.5/10
>Season 2: 8/10
>Season 3: 8/10
>Season 4: 6/10
>Season 5: 5/10
>Season 6: 4/10
>Season 7: 2/10
>Season 8: 0/10

>>85367932
>implying jon doesn't know what petyr did
If jon likes Tyrion then who was dagger?

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>>85367883
I think the costume department got deported a while ago

>>85367948
god damn I miss game of thrones (2011-2013)
was a good show

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Reminder that the Iceman cometh

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>>85367855
post the rape scene

>>85367883

>I thought that these fuckers had a massive budget. What happened?

They are still paying for the green CGI explosion of the Blackwater Battle.

>>85367991
And now she rules Winterfell. What a travesty.

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A reminder Missandei is 12 in the books and Grey Worm is 28.

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>>85367420
>Boat Battle
>Euron

Wasn't a Euron imspired battle at, take it out.

>>85367743
A whip is such a ridiculous weapon.

>>85367178
poetic justice that the bitchiest of the bitches got fucking rekt by euron and the only decent one is left alive. they're gonna run a fucking train on her, but she's alive.

>>85367948
>>85367999
I forgot this show used to be FUN.

Howland Reed this season or not until next season?

>>85367999
Probably because if you don't show the normies the actor's face, they'll forgot who it is.

>>85368010
Season 2 really wasn't that good outside of episode 9.

>>85368010
waste of time

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>Lannisters are guaranteed to get rekt
>Euron is guaranteed to get YAAS QUEEN'D

Guess I have to /gowithJonSnow/

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>I support Euron

Usually the music in this show is great especially during the fight scenes. Why is everyone with Yara shit?

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Wait so why didnt they posion their blades like they always do? is euron kill now because one of the sluts got a slice in?

>>85367419
>>85367659
The only explanation that can still save the show at this point is that he was moved to Casterly Rock.
If he and his wife don't show up when the dickless wonders come to take the castle, then D&D are truly incompetent to the point that they can't be left alone without adult supervision.

>>85368018
at the rate we're going, the night king will show up to the final battle with Dany on her dragon, then the camera swivels to reveal the Night's Queen was the real power behind the army of the dead

Were jon and stannis ever enemies in the show?

>>85367515
>>85367855
Now put the webm that actually matter, yes, that one.

>>85368038
Shhhhh, its okay because we need to force in this coloured-person romance with a dude that doesn't have a dick and a woman who has been a slave all her life and probably doesn't shower regularly.

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>>85368038
>he can eat pussy but will never experience an orgasm unless Missandei uses a strap on and hit his prostate from the ass

>>85367420
>So much for subverting tropes
I don't think the GoT fanbase could recover if aryan was eaten by a pack of wolves,

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>mfw ending

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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRh-dzrI4Z4

>>85367994
I thought the exact same thing watching this shit - as soon as Euron was injured I thought "oh well guess he's dead" but terrible writing says let's ignore that detail.

>>85367178
The cute one is alive and that's all that matters.

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>>85367808
>No Rainbow Guard because of IRL fags

It's not fair bros

>>85368081
book euron has magic aplenty and magic > poison

>>85368104
>Giving the feminists even more ideas

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>design, coloring, and aesthetic gets consistently better
>everything else gets consistently worse

Were the spoilers right?

Not feeling that ending.

It was only two episodes ago that the alliance was introduced. It was way too soon to blow it up that way.

>>85367320
or is the wolf really a faceless man

>>85368106
i hope he fucks her, teach that lesbian bitch whos boss

>>85368110
he ate poison every single day and built an immunity to it

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>>85368069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIr-tULqK5I

?

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>>85367262
>
That bad pussy protected her

>>85367178

jfc this image makes me kek... fuckin DABID

>>85368091
The one time I was legitimately enraged in the books was when Stannis offered Jon Winterfell and legitimization by becoming Jon Stark.

>get to follow in Ned's footsteps
>get to avenge him and Robb by allying the North with Stannis
>get to fuck more hot wildling poosey
>he actually fucking becomes King in da Norf on the show anyway

But no, MUH VOWS

>>85368106
Was she really expecting him to go 1v1 against Euron while he had an axe to her throat?

What the fuck.

>>85368080
Because Yara is shit herself. The entire fucking show she's been all talk, but never gets shit done.

Theon may be a fucking pussy, but at least he managed to seize the North with a small band of soldiers for a good week.

>>85367207

SANSA TITS

wait. how can you guys say this episode makes up for an entire episode of euron "MY CAAAAACK" greyjoy?

are you fucking kidding me?

>>85368038
People didnt give a fuck about Pod being raped, did you think they'll care here?

>>85367987
>Better king than anybody

No. There are at least 5 different characters, all unrelated to eachother, that remark at how shitty a king Renly would be. He literally wanted the crown to play dress up.

The only character that believed Renly would make a good king was Brienne, and that was a play on how naive she was. She loved the idea of Renly. It's not until she meets Jaime and actually experiences the real world that she grows out of that.

But all that was lost in the show I guess.

>>85367262
Did you not pay attention? They pulled out their post rape murder knives as they bent bad poosie over the table.

>>85367518
>bitches get shit done
>Dany would get jack shit done without tyrion
>Cersei would get jack shit done without Qyburn
>Sansa has spent the entirety of the first 2 episodes trying to fuck up Jon's plans
>Sand Sneks btfo by a pirate
>Yara btfo by a pirate
>all so he can fuck Cersei
>Olenna will be poisoned next episode
really made me think

>>85368131
Yea Euron will drag the bitch snake to Cersei and marry her

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>>85368131
other than the ordering being all over the place this is all turning out to be true

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>tfw jon+daenerys romance fanfiction ending is actually going to happen

>>85368167
kill yourself, at this point, we just want to see the cast die

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>>85367855
This made the boasting scene in regards to killing the mountain and cercei even that much better. They were nothing but minor inconveniences to Euron, and all they could think of prior to this was fantasy.

Euron is the prince that was promised!

>>85368038
Grey Worm is /a/'s hero.

>>85368104
But can a man who is suffering from oth castration and penectomy actually archive an orgasm from stimulatin it?

>>85368132
The way the show jumps around in time is distracting. Characters travel huge distances and are suddenly in a different place, Eron demands that they build a fleet and suddenly the fleet is in battle. It would be nice if they figured out some way to make it clear that everything isn't happening the next day from the last thing we saw.

>>85368104
>implying you need a strap-on

she could just as easily do it with her fingers

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>>85368127

>design, coloring, and aesthetic gets consistently better

Why is Asha a lesbian?

I wanted to see her 50 shades scene from the book.

>>85368156
seriously i don't get it either
it's not like his average sword could beat euron's amazing plot armor either

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>mfw they kept the hottest snek alive

does this mean we get to see her titties again?

>>85367855
Who actually brings a whip to a sword fight. Stupid snek.

game of thrones seasons 1-3:
>subvert tropes, good writing, good pacing
game of thrones seasons 4-6:
>avoids tropes, mediocre writing, listless pacing
game of thrones season 7:
>embraces tropes unironically, hackneyed writing, half of showtime devoted to shit montages, walking up stairs or ridiculously long sex scenes

>>85368127
>design, coloring, and aesthetic gets consistently better
what coloring? everyone is dressed up as a fucking goth this season

>>85368239
That armour is way too thick.

>>85368089
um in white walker speak "king" is a genderless word, the night king is a genderfluid icon sweetie

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>All of the leaders are STRONGK WOMYN

WHO THE FUCK DO I ROOT FOR

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FAGGOTS FUCKING KILL STANNIS

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>>85368147
>"most of those lords should consider themselves lucky I don't hang them for treason"

>>85368225
she a salt wife now, same with Tyene Sand, her mom will be raped to death by the mountain tho

alright fuck my life, does anyone have the spoilers and leaks
i'm done

>>85368080
i've always thought the 'fight scene' music in this show is extremely terrible and cliche. the guy knows how to write emotional music to fit certain types of scenes, and he's great at writing character and house "theme" music, but he really does not know what to do with battle scene music.

90% of this show is leitmotifs and all the battle scenes are their own thing, and i think that's why it just doesn't work for me and doesn't feel right.

>>85368190
>fanfiction
it always was going to happen, why do you think targs were made incest in the first place?

there is literally no other reason to

>>85368225

Because the "roguish" woman character HAS to be bi-sexual

>>85368156
I think she was expecting Theon to man up and die like an Ironborn rather than go back to being Reek.

>>85368241
I fucking hope so
>Euron rapes her scene
>she likes it
We need this.

>>85368244
D&D have no source material to use anymore. Of course it will be shit.

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>>85368224
The aesthetic is what these shit seasons have going for them.

They even got a half-decent outfit for Daenarys after 6 seasons plus she lost weight.

>>85368269
cheer for the night king obviously

>>85368275
>her mom will be raped to death by the mountain tho
Based Gregor never leaves a job unfinished

>>85367862
Thankfully Mely's track record with actually helping people with her prophecy and advice isn't so solid. Hopefully Danny will follow in Stannis' unfortunate path and she'll help Jon do what needs to be done.

>>85368292
>I want you to die with me instead of surviving and hopefully avenging me

Fuck Yara.

>>85368269
You're supposed to root for Euron and hope he goes out with a fucking boom while taking half the goodies with him.

>>85367909
>you should have cut your arm off

Jorah feels real stupid right about now.

>>85368329
Meli wants to fuck Azor Ahai into Jon like she tried to do with Stannis, there's no way she's actually gonna help Dany. It is merely a ruse

>>85367217
he prefers blondes

>>85368189

It doesn't sound like they're gonna turn Dany into the mad queen. It all looks pretty formulaic at this point.

>>85368189
The idea of
>lannisters take dorne
>sand sneks escape to the sea
>get ambushed by pirates
Sounds really nice from an strategic point of view. But sadly, Dorne can't be taken over like that due to the desert. I guess the new plot is that the lannisters get dorne without a fight.

>the cure is to simply cut off the scabs and rub on some ointment
really?

REALLY??

>>85367699
he just wanted to get choked out, I'm surprised he didn't say "harder daddy"
life has been strange for littlefinger after being cucked multiple times

>>85367518

lol many bitches will die and the main bitch won't even achieve what she came to Westeros for

>>85367320

BRAVO, BRAVO!!

>>85368369
>Meli wants to fuck Azor Ahai into Jon like she tried to do with Stannis

What? This is not what she was fucking Stannis for. She was fucking Stannis for that KINGS BLOOD so she could do her BLOOD MAGIC and make SHADOW BABIES

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>>85368269

A purifying blizzard is coming, m8. Also remember how they were supposed to be hauntingly beautiful, not ice zombies?

>>85368269
Cersei is /ourgal/ because

>Westerosi nationalist

>will prevent Jon/Dany fairytale ending

>>85367948
>when someone tries to tell you ASOIAF isnt high fantasy so you just put on your helmet shaped like a dog

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>>85367258

I've always wondered: in a situation where you're hanging like that (either by your own doing or someone else's), couldn't you just grab onto the rope, pull yourself up and grab onto something?

>>85367994
>>85368110
There was no reason for them to expect a fight while out at sea. It's not like they walk around with poison coated weapons everyday at all times. Imagine if they bump into each other and they're like aw shit and suddenly die.

>>85368385
yes but it's extremely painful

>>85368385
So many fucking things wrong with that I don't even know where to start.

>>85368385
now imagine if they had oral antibiotics.

>>85368385
at the very least i thought it was gonna require a dragonglass blade to cut em off. why the fuck wouldnt every retard who gets infected immediately cut the scabs off? isnt that what anybody would try?

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What's he thinking, watching these latest seasons?

Do you think he hates how the show turned out?

>>85367881
Ned saw through Renly's attempt to capitalize on a chance to usurp the line of succession. Ned would have had to fight against Stannis, which would have fucked things up even more than it already was. Stannis was going to attempt to take his rightful place on the throne regardless. Renly was also extremely susceptible to be a puppet for the Tyrells.

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>Every new episode I watch that doesn't show Stannis or even hint at him being alive

He's really gone, isn't he? How did they fuck up so bad by letting the only non moustache twirling "evil white male" with a legit claim to the throne, fucking die

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck&t=

SEASON 7 FINALE FOOTAGE JUST LEAKED, GET IN HERE!!!111

>>85368385
That whole segment was retarded. Greyscale is supposed to be extremely contagious. Jorah shouldn't have been allowed ten miles close to a settlement.

>>85368385
Don't cha' know, anon? Greyscale doesn't go IN towards the organs, it just spreads across the skin then seeps into the brain! Silly guy! What are you? A bookfag? LOL!

My theory on Theon

D&D in their incompetence want to give him a redemption arc, but like morons are delaying it until later giving the sense of 1 step forwards 2 steps back that we had w/ Jamie not tellign Cersei to fuck off after his stint at riverrun

>>85367248
>>85367250
Two pastas in two seconds

Truly we live in blessed times.

>>85367855
hes been poisoned

>>85368451
obligatory 4u

>>85368189
Eh, it's semi accurate, but at this point mostly just feels like some dude that saw everything from the offseason and maybe the critic copies of the first couple episodes and made a meme list.

>>85368451
4 u

>>85368458
grrm has been distancing himself from the show since season 5. he probably doesn't even want to read the scripts anymore.

>>85367154
Nice to meet a fellow Intellectual.

>>85368432
It would require pretty crazy strength to pull your body up by a rope.

>>85368422
Welp, time to root for the Night King. The only true leader lef.

>>85368021
There was no such scene.

>>85368106
I was hoping she would tell Theon to run.

Why didn't the sneks just send a raven to summon the army to King's Landing?

>>85368132
they gotta end this show. hbo dont wanna drag it out anylonger

>>85368244
game of thrones seasons 1
>subvert tropes, good writing, good pacing
game of thrones seasons 2
>avoids tropes, mediocre writing, listless pacing
game of thrones season 3-7:
>embraces tropes unironically, hackneyed writing, half of showtime devoted to shit montages, walking up stairs or ridiculously long sex scenes
Get your taste checked

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>>85368466
Kino

Requesting leaks

>>85368263
maybe... because it's winter? and in winter, wearing dark clothes is better because black holds in heat?

>>85368466
FUARKKKKKK
Can confirm Euron has SHADOWMOURNE

Anyone have a webm of the thing from euron's ship crushing a dude as he boards?

>>85367341
>And the HURRRRRRRR THE TRANSLATION IS WRONG IT MEANS PRINCE OR PRINCESS retconn bullshit

Confirmed showfag
Valyrian nouns are not gendered and the gender is decided by the context.

But Jon is still the prince who was promised tho

>>85368211
they gave jaime some grey hair to show time is going by...

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>>85368106

>>85367420
I thought it was confirmed the wolf wasn't Nymeria? Arya even said so. And aren't those wolves like magically bound to the starks so it's actually impossible for them to just abandon them at their presence?

WTF I LOVE EURON NOW

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is Euron /ourguy/?

>>85368577
full pleb

>>85368458

his line is "the show is the show, and the books are the books" or something. he hates how the show is going. how could he not?

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>>85368515
m8

>>85368575
what? it's a giant direwolf, yes, it's nymeria. i'm pretty sure they even CGId the same dog's face to make sure everyone understands that is in fact nymeria

>>85368564
jon isnt a prince. he never was. he went from bastard lord commander of the wall to king of the north. he was never a prince and could never have fulfilled the prophecy

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>>85368486
its an adaption of this with the chronologically uncertain events placed where the writer thought they made sense. The guy who wrote that pastebin has posted a couple of times since season 1 explaining this

Why was the battle in the north called the battle of the bastards when ramsay was legitimised?

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>>85368603
Father?