/got/ two down one to go. edition.

>>85364993
why did they have to just skip arry's worging powers

This show is shit, reply if you agree.

>>85365024
no one but bran the great has them

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>The night king will have an undead dragon
How original

>I'm supposed to believe Arya and Cersei are 10/10s
lmao

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>>85364993
my reaction at the end of that episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgWGn6cbxAo

>>85365044
checked

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>the power to kill anyone without a penis

>>85365044
yes

>>85365053
>The king has a dragon
How original

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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Stannis is alive and in hiding

Jon is Azor Ahai and will defeat the Great Other but will die in the process

The Seven Kingdoms will flourish once more and Stannis will be there to guide its course

Reminder Euron cucks are faggots and traitors

Which GoT character is equivalent of Trump?

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>>85364993
I want some kraken cunt.

>>85365024

They retcon the Stark kids having warging powers outside of Bran.

Why did the wolf show up and then leave?

>>85365108
only character worth rooting for
i swear to fucking god he better win

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true true....

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>>85364993
YASSSSSSS!

so at this point army size is just a loose generic term D+D are using and actual numbers are whatever they need it to be in a given scenario for the episode?

>>85365093
why didn't they just make him cool and mysterious? how would it have hurt the show?

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THEY KEEP PUSHING DOWN MT FACE THAT ARYA IS NOW GOOD LOOKING AND CUTE

WHY

WHY YOU DO THIS

I HOPE SHE MARRIES POTPIE

PLEASE LET HER BONE WITH POTPIE

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>>85365052
>removes snek

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>>85364993
I'll never trust a jew again!

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How do you get ambushed that fucking hard on the ocean bros?

>>85365150
kys leddit

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>>85364993

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>YASSS QUEEN SL-

>>85365136
in the books if that scene actually happens she probably gets her wolf dreams again and is running free but this is how d&d remind us that lol direwolves

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>>85365134
muh dicc

>>85364993
What was the point of the scene with Jon and Little Finger? Jon just pissed him off and left, now he could rape Sansa and become King while he's gone.

>>85365187
>>85365189
MOOT

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>>85365151
>Undead dragon
Let's just copy the Lich King from Warcraft

that fucking nigger qyburn and cersei ruined a fossil

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>It's a Qyburn scene

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>>85365093
Then why didn't he kill Theon?

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>>85365150
>she's not Hillary I swear

>>85365201
there should have been a follow up scene with Jon telling Sansa to stay away from LF

>>85365170
That'll only confuse normies.

>>85365108
SOMEONE
EXPLAIN THIS FUCKING MEME TO ME

>>85365219
trophy value has plummeted

Did they change the snek with the best tits? Why?

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>>85365172
oy vey you filthy man all wymon are beautiful queens who will rule the world while all the men are their castrated servants

>>85365219
It has been pissing me off since...

>>85365150
God damn.

How can Westeros be full of racists? It's most progressive part of the Planetoss!

They should accept Dotraki men into their homes! And help poor dotrakis!

>Cersei executes Euron
>Makes Asha lady of the Iron Isles

>>85365219
literally a bolt through Balerion's skull

peak penis envy

>tfw all of the "good" main characters who aren't women are:
>fat
>eunuchs
>or otherwise disabled
>besides Jon

>>85365216
>implying Warcraft isn't just stolen fantasy, including stolen from GRRM
>implying both aren't using classic Faerie tales as their basis
>implying it's not all true

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>Every leader is female
>Every viable candidate for King/Queen of the iron throne is female
>Euron is "le evil bad guy" who will be eaten by YAAS QUEEN's dragon
>Stannis status - YAAAS QUEEN'd
>Ramsay's status - YAAS QUEEN'D
>Little Fingers status - Going to get YAAAAS QUEEN'D
>Jon "The Manlet" Snow's status - Going to get YAAAS QUEEN'D by Daenerys non gendered penis

Is there any reason to watch this show anymore lads?

>>85364844
Meraxes was killed by that exact type of weapon. Why wouldn't you say that when you are trying to convince someone it would work on another dragon?

And my other fault with the scene is it wouldn't penetrate its fucking skull, that's why Meraxes and almost every other dragon killed by man in the series was shot in their eyes.
>>85364922 (You)
>of all the things, you expect them to stay true to the autistic dragon lore?
Expect? No.
Autistically demand? Yes

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>>85365187
>>85365189
>>85365052
tru cuckerz

>>85365150
Is it cognitive dissonance?

>>85365216
Real talk though, having the Lich King would improve this piece of shit show tenfold.

>>85365242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRPpCqXYoos

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>yfw final battle of the series will be a CGI dragon shitfest between YAAS QUEEN and darth maul

>>85365150

Is she implying the Dorthraki wouldn't go on rape spree if they had a chance?

>muh gender neutral language

Holy fucking shit I cringed at this dialogue.

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>best snek gets raped filthy

DONT TOUCH HER

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>bookfags

Fuck I really expected a kraken to rise up when the music changed and Yara looked at the sea during Euron's attack

>>85365255
no she just grew out her hair

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>>85364993

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Is he going to single handily save the show from SJWs?

>>85365242
Someone made a video of GoT scene set to that song, that was the theme song to season 1 of True Detective.

Can't find the video anymore.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13516375/

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13516375/

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13516375/

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13516375/

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13516375/

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

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>>85365257
I wish...

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>>85365245
why are people saying this was stupid?

What else was he supposed to do? Charge at him and get both himself and his sister killed? Surrender and let Euron take both of them prisoner? Sure he did look like he's regressed back into Reek, but Reek's logic is the most sound in this situation.

In your opinion, are Targs even rightful rulers of Westeros or is the dragon weird Valyrian imposter?

Would you support a Targaryen that isn't Daenerys or Viserys?

>>85365044
checked

>>85365314
kill me, pete

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his time is almost up

cant lie, it felt good seeing jon choke him but yeah, his character is already dead

>>85365299
>Stabs man in the dick
>Will get stabbed by many dicks afterwards

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Aside from Mr Freeze, Euron is the only one left alive worth rooting for. Shame Euron won't win.

>>85365219
>Test a ballista against an old fossil weakened by age
>Dragon bone on the show isn't even iron laden.

>>85365233
Yea or at least let someone know Little Finger needs to be watched while he's gone. We all know that little shit is up to something.

>>85365344
>straight
lol spoken like a tru homo

>>85365170
Book Euron isn't cool at all. He's a faggy anime edgelord. Euron is one of the few things the show does better.

>>85365358
fucking this, my man Theon is smart enough to realize that the situation is fucking hopeless and made the best play he could

>>85365230
He doesn't have to, Theon is such a pussy he'll kill himself

>>85365344
that's a pretty cringey image senpai

>>85365150
THEY'RE RAPISTS

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>>85365314

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SOMEONE UPDATE THIS TEMPLATE

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>>85365044
Who does /Got/ play in Street Fighter?

>>85365400
>dragons died in living memory
>fossil

>>85365292
CRINGE level.

>>85365399
>only one left alive

But stannis is alive

>>85365044
dubs confirm

>>85365352
6/10

Might get even lower the more I think about it

>>85365386
What is he even doing this season? Ins't he supposed to be a mastermind? He is just standing around looking fishy.

>>85365413
god damn, i hate you bipolar fagboys so much

>>85365296
>(You)

>>85365131
Bran

>>85365150
Remove the cancer...NOW

>>85365320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N3wSYFh7A

>>85365409
Euron isn't even straight, he sexually molested most of his younger male siblings.

>>85365131
Euron, he grabs snakes by the pussies

>>85365331
>It's already confirmed that one of the dragons goes to the mr freeze and another goes to Jon/Aegon
Dany is terrible at everything.

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LOL Doesn't Jon have a better claim to the 7 kingdoms than Dany?

> Pic related Dany's face when she's regulated to concubine

>>85365435
No

>>85365352
6/10

Bit filler-y, Missandei/GW were as terrible as ever, but generally interesting stuf plus noice little battle at the end.

Much improvement over atrocious premiere episode (2/10) where every second scene made me cringe. When Ed is in one of the best scenes of an ep, you know you fucked up.

>>85365320
Her pussy was already bad before they got their hands on her.

>>85365131
Jon Snow, the only guy that knows the wall is necessary.

>>85365489
wymon will hate him but secretly want to get raped by him just like that one guy who cut of theons dick

>>85365413
nigger

>>85365484
Victarian is a dicklet so technically a woman.

>>85365344
kekistan

>>85365395
>calls others cockless
>has no cock

>Based Euron jumps headfirst into the fray.
>Takes out 2/3 of sandsneks
>Singlehandedly takes out half of Dany's army.
>No more greyjoy fleet or Dorne army

Cersei has to marry him now. Probably the only guy in westeros with his balls intact.

>>85365458
exactly, DABID has obviosuly written him off already, he just taking up screentime and stand in sansa way a little longer so we can see some girl power

>>85365386
Really his whole shtick has been played out. I hope they kill him soon; all he does is creep in the shadows to add a little suspense.

>>85365344
I don't know what is more cringe, that they injected gender neutral terms, or this post...

>>85365484
he's also confirmed to have fucked that female bastard of that one Lord's Castle

he will fuck anything that he pleases

>>85365501
>expect this level of shit commentary from /r/got
>it's from >/r/asoiaf

What the hell happened to that place

BASED EURON

>>85365546
wow that's really progressive of you, anon

>>85365331
Tons of crossbows would win

>10 minutes of grey worm sex scene when we have ELEVEN FUCKING EPISODES TO WRAP THE SHOW UP
BRAVO

>>85365484
Euron isn't straight or gay or bisexual
he's simply dominant

he raped his brothers, he raped his brother's wifes, he rapes everyone

>>85365435
do it yourself retard

Can someone post the leaks for the whole season?

>>85365435
whoever filled that has a good taste, and by that I mean - similar to mine.

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>>85365320
Don't worry.
If she's being taken to King's Landing, Bronn should be somewhere nearby.
Jaime's collecting what few people he can trust, so he must have Bronn with him.

Bronn will save best snek. R-r-right...? ;_;

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>>85365570

here is your (you)

>>85365050
All the Starks have warg powers. Even Jon. Which means Jon can probably warg the dragons.

>>85365473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGxan6FUjSY

>>85365044
F

>>85365591
I watched it on stream, I can't take pictures of each scene

>>85365331
Drogon. Try hitting a moving target with that thing.

The siege of Mereen had hundreds set up to try and hit a dragon. They all failed.

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>>85365501
>tv show "experts"

>>85364993
Imagine being Hot Pie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another innkeeper in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hot Pie and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Riverrun. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill and bake every single person in this room before the Brotherhood could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hot Pie. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>85365562
he didn't kill the Dornish army, but he did kill the only people in Dorne willing to side with Dany so they might as well be dead

>>85365059
>Arya
Who says this. She's just a lesser version of Jon's mom and Sansa got all the looks.

>>85365292
GAME OF MARXISTS

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Not been watching lads, what big things/deaths have happened so far this season?

>>85364993

So what do normies think about the EP

>>85365331
I swear to fucking god, if some nameless dude hits that shot I'm going to lose my mind in laughter. He would have to be Azor Ahai reborn, fuck.
I expect you faggots to meme the shit out of him like you did with Ollie

>>85365580
they're literally here

>>85365614
Not in the show.

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take good look at this. This is the feminist dream right here - Having a man with no cock and balls service his woman with his tongue. The only one that can achieve an orgasm in this relationship is the woman, the man here gets absolutely nothing out of it. This is what women in 2017 look for in a man.

>>85365050
oh boo fucking hoo as if they even give bran any time to use his powers
he wasnt even in this episode so go cry into your cereal aryafag

>>85365516
No stannis does, jon will help him win the throne

Jon doesn't want to be king. Neither does stannis but he sees it as his duty

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>>85365179
Fog, you saw it after they go up to check what's happening
>that image on the center

>>85365588

Since the show went full anime original they just stopped caring about how much filler they add.

>>85365600
Want to experience the season like removing a band-aid do you?
Rip it off in one go.

>>85365627
you could have while watching it? how fucking retarded are you

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>two autists finally meet next week

How will the acting be like, /tv/?

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>>85365600

>>85365438
Vega from Turbo.

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did they?

>>85365516
>Pic related Dany's face when she's regulated to concubine
>regulated
Relegated.

>>85365667
>he didn't kill the dornish army
>scene is about the dornish army getting slaughtered
Epic bait, my friend. Truly epic, you are a master among your kind.

>>85365583
What did he mean by this?

>>85365671
none
all filler

>>85365710
i watched it with my wife and her son you fucking shitter
she wasn't going to let me pause it to take pictures

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>actually valerian is a progressive society where nouns don't have genders lol XD
>prince is the same as princess

what did GOT mean by this

>>85365679
Shw made him take off his pants and then smirked at him

>>85365516
Right now he's lucky he's even the northern king. With Stannis and (rumored) bastard Tommen dead, Daenerys has the best claim. But that obviously doesn't matter anymore, its an open competition for the strongest family in the realm to domimate and that family were Lannisters so far.

Jaime should've inherited Tommen, it doesn't even make sense that Cersei declared herself Queen

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>>85365540
Ramsy was never the tough pirate type. Woman hated him because he was creepy and vile weird.

I could see people secretly wanting to get raped by Euron though. I wouldn't mind being a fellow pirate myself.

>>85365484
he fucks everything with a whole

>>85365612
great job posting an image of a young girl wearing a hat representing a racist, sexist, faggot.

>>85365717
I want JonxArya.

>>85365679
I want to eat Nathalie Emmanuel's cunny and suck her titties

>>85365732
I bet Hotpie has a huge dick

why was Qyburn acting like that Scorpion is some kind of mastercraft work

didn't Stannis have literally ships full of those things?

Theon jumping off was the best moment this episode Tbh

Okay, so D&D's intent is to portray minority types of suffering through popular addictive media in order to teach the well-off a lesson about generosity and charity, right? That's the point of this show, correct? To motivate television-goers into having sympathy for the assumed suffering of others? I'm sorry I'm not a eunuch, leave me alone.

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>D&D - "Ok, so this is the part of the scene where you look at Arya and tell her that she's beautiful. Not only is she gorgeous but she's empowering, you know? She's a woman who doesn't need to man to tell her what she needs. Remember, you need to sell us on this. Tell her how gorgeous and unbelievably pretty she is kid, go on, do it"
>The fat kid looks into Arya's eyes before throwing up into his mouth
>Fat Kid - "But sir. Look at it. I don't know if I can do that."
>D&D - "Listen to me you cis gendered piece of shit. I need a fucking grammy and therefore, I need to let people know that even this goblin is attractive. Now fucking hurry up so we can get onto the next scene where that ugly pirate dike and that hook noses sand nigger make love in front of a dickless Theon"
>Fat kid - "y-y-y-you're pretty?"
>D&D - "AAAAAAAAND CUT. Beautiful, well done goy-... I mean kid."

>>85365766
shit b8

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>>85365660

jons acting in this episode was really REALLY fucking bad

>>85365752
They literally just said the Ironborn fleet was going to pick up the Dornish army, then sail back to Kings Landing to siege it.

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>>85365052
Stannis will be back soon as GRRM, sickened by his fat DnD Goldman pay check expressed multiple times after the Stannis """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""death"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" that a big twist includes Stannis alive and now we see sickening DABID backtracking as Stannis has been """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""subtly""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" hinted and named 13 times in two shows.

>>85365766
>her son
hahahahah

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what was the point of seeing this dog again in todays episode? for what purpose

>>85365773
Aemon said the same thing at the wall.

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>>85365732
>youre pretty

>>85365679
>>85365774
Greyworm has a dick in the show. That's a fact. In the book, no.

>>85365516
Not really no, he gave up all titles when he joined the nights watch

>>85365773
>being a showfag

>>85365732
>Hotpie keeps getting fatter

I'm glad they payed attention to this bit of lore.

>>85365679
>The only one that can achieve an orgasm in this relationship is the woman, the man here gets absolutely nothing out of it.

That's not entirely true, she can still give him a prostate massage. Not that they would ever show that on tv, though.

>>85365484
you are that dense eh?

>>85365562
He also fucked over Olenna and the Tyrell's best hope at a strong allied front. He BTFO so many people with this single attack.

>>85365732
Why was arya such a dismissive prick to him?

>>85365773
That tptwp applies to Dany.

Though really its Jon

>>85365732
I would unironically be fine with AryaxHotPie

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>>85365358
>>85365419
Theon just didn't want to suffer any pain anymore

>>85365812
wtf was wrong with his voice during his speech to the northen lords?
his accent was weird as fuck

>>85365816
and they got ambushed while heading to kings landing, you retarded ape.

>>85365773
>what did GOT mean by this
Setting up the red herring for Maximum shock value when Daenerys gets btfo.

>>85365773
So progressive!
Also, females can't inherit anything in standard Valyrian law, so jAegon is the rightful heir.

>>85365720
Thanks!

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>>85365790
>didn't Stannis have literally ships full of those things?

Stannis is not cannon so fuck off with your fantasy m8.

why did jorah address his letter to khaleesi?
you serious?

>>85365136
To show what could be Arya if she didn't have something to go back to.

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>>85365660

>>85365660
>i missed a Arya
kill me

>>85365777

You are right only under the assumption Jon's parentage never comes to light.

>>85365812
he's great though, they just killed off anyone decent for him to work off of

>>85365679
Hey that's my fantasy, and I'm a guy. Fuck off with your pussy shit, bitch. Just because your weak and fantasy about being strong doesn't mean us who are strong cannot fantasy about being submitted. You bitch.

>>85365720
so in the course of like 3 episodes

Jon travels from winterfell
to the opposite side of the continent at dragonstone
back to winterfell
to the wall
back to dragonstone
back to the wall

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>>85365802
>>85365660

>>85365717
>I'm Jon Snow
c'mon

If you're fucking King in the North shouldn't you be calling yourself Jon Stark? Even Ramsay got this right. Why are people still calling him Snow in the show?

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Leave GoT to me.

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Does anyone remember the lasers forced meme?

>>85365880
both him and dany sounded like they were faking accents, its was really bizarre. theyre scenes together are going to be nightmare material

>>85365720
we should fix this shit up, come on, someone do it

>>85365827

Filler, like the castrated sex.

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>>85365292
So this is just one guy spewing his strongk womyn hate all over every GOT thread?

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We're in agreement that she has the best body in the show, right?

>>85365882
They were headed to Dorne, you retard. Hence there not being any Dornishmen other than the sneks returning from Dragonstone.

>>85365930
He hasn't been legitimized, so he's technically still Snow.

>>85365921
.....lol what the fuck
a "great" actor wouldnt need someone to work off of in order to be good you dumb fuck
and it was his MONOLOGUE that was glaringly bad anyway

I can't remember the spoilers.

What happens to Yara, Ellaria and Tyene? Does Euron/Cersei kill em all?

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>>85365782

Jon X Sansa is the patrician's choice of wincest

so was that yara hanging from the mast?

>>85365880
Seems like he's trying his hardest to sound like ned did in season 1

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>>85365922

>>85365044
yep

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>>85365413
>implying show Euron isn't a faggy anime edgelord

your description is so perfect I love it

>>85365172
>I HOPE SHE MARRIES POTPIE
>PLEASE LET HER BONE WITH POTPIE

This, please. PLEASE.

>>85365044
show is shit, meera best girl

>>85365960
without smirkfu probably

can someone please post the spoilers for this season

>>85365979
sneks

>>85365960
It's not even close.

>>85365358
Im just ready for the show to play dumb and leave him at the mercy of Yara screaming at him he made the wrong choice. This is just a set up for him to feel guilty about it and want to die. I don't think the show will really explore the complexities of it. Next time we see him, Theon will be wanting to kill himself.

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>>85365660

The Prince/Princess that was Promised isn't one person, it's two

Dany's the Princess
Jon's the Prince

We have two saviours

>>85365960
Almost.

Tyene will always be best girl. I need to rebuild my RLS folder

>>85365961
>being this retarted
the sand whores were there, they didn't travel with mama whore. Just because they didn't want to show every single dornish man dying doesn't mean it didn't happen. You should end your life

>>85365979
No, it was the sneks. Theres a leaked image of Yara being walked through Kings Landing(?)

>>85365053
Dragotha .... the original undead dragon

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>>85365922
>us who are strong cannot fantasy about being submitted. You bitch.

>>85365967
Likely another TV show oversight that book wouldn't allow. Fuck I realize so often how much I miss the books with all the details that we need to this story

>>85365882
did you see anyone on the boats besides the sneks wearing the yellow and orange dornish color scheme?

No?

Because they weren't on the fucking boat, they got ambushed on their way to pick up the army

>>85365827
The same reason they're killing off the Sand Sneks. They need to get rid of as much characters as possible so they're clearing out all loose ends. Same reason why next episode we will see Meera leave Bran for no reason.

>>85365812
i swear peter dinklage was reading lines of a piece of paper on the floor

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>TAKES ONE (1) CUTSCENE TO SEND A RAVEN FROM THE CITADEL TO WINTERFELL
>TAKES ONE (1) CUTSCENE TO SEND A RAVEN FROM DRAGONSTONE TO WINTERFELL

>NOBODY AT CASTLE BLACK SENDS A RAVEN TO WINTERFELL ABOUT THE TRUE HEIR BEING ALIVE

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>>85365960
I wish she didn't have a septum piercing, then she'd be LITERALLY perfect.

>>85365827
so when they save the day a few episodes down the line it wont' be as so much a dues ex machina

>>85365865
I think she was just really fucking hungry, and everyone seems to get bored when he keeps talking about how to make pies.

She seemed genuine when she said bye to him.

So I guess the Sand Snakes spinoff is going to be a prequel?

>>85365827
Filler that offered a sense of closure for Ayra and her dire wolf. While it wasn't necessary, it at least tied up some plot from the first season. The sex scene offered us nothing we didn't already know between those two characters.

>>85366024
>>85365720
lazy fucks

>>85366038
Wrong, Nissa Nissa must be killed who is presumably the opposite gender

>>85365802
God fucking dammit I lost it

>>85365978
Your ship's dead sandrawhale

Burned by the glorious Jonerys Armada.

>>85366066
>only one boat was attacked
lmaoing at your life

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>>85365978
Sansa for buttfuck, Arya for missionary sex for the purpose of procreation.

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Better than the first episode, imo.

>>85366072
The last two seasons his acting and dialogue has been terrible. I wonder if he's just phoning it in for the payday, and hates having to do the show. It all feels so forced from him.

>Jon and Dany ally
>Jon learns he is targarean from Bran
>Dany finds out
>Tries to burn him alive with dragons
>Nothing
>Bran wargs dragons and Dany dies
>Jon wins and is a fair and just king

Hahaha just kidding I'll see myself out

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>>85365798
what is the point of his redemption arc again?

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>g-game of thrones is pandering to women
>final scene shows 2 female leaders getting utterly btfo with ease by a cis white male

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>>85365960
No.
>tfw can't post proof on a blue board

>>85366092
It's going to be precum with all that bad pusy!

>>85365827
should be fucking obviouis

>Arya heads to the wall and surprise! she either gets ambushed along the way and the wolves save her
or
>She makes it to the north while jon is gone and the wolves secretly follow her and then when its time to kill off littlefinger arya(she knows he betrayed ned) and sansa will use the wolves to rip him apart to avenge ned.

>The main way a superior force loses to an inferior force is by dividing itself, allowing defeat in detail
>This is exactly what Dany does
Why are we supposed to root for again? In any remotely comparable fight she loses. Only her dragons save her (at least until she runs up against the Night King).

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So between episodes 2 and 7
Jon travels about 5000 miles?

>>85366096
Jon killing Dany for Lightbringer would unironically save this show.

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>lannisters are supposed to be blonde
>tyrion has a fucking black beard and dark brown hair now
>their hair gets darker with each season

>>85365331
Ballistas shoot giant bolts with tremendous amounts of energy, good luck hitting a dragon with one though

>>85366137

Live to fight another day

>>85365897
fuck off showfag

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Is this nigga EVER going to redeem himself?

>>85366080
Missandei sucks BIG WHITEWALKER COCK while Greyworm eats her creampies

>>85366099
you have autism.

>>85366119
>WE GOT THIS SPECIAL WEAPON STRAIGHT FROM HOBBIT

KEK

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Yo what actually happened near the end? Was that a full scale naval battle or some "20 good men" type of bullshit?

>>85366160
You mean Jorah

>>85366096
They already killed their Nissa Nissa's.

Dany killed Drogo, got dragons "a flaming sword above the world"

Jon's not gonna get a literal flaming sword lightbringer, but Ygritte's death and what he's seen propels him to fight

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s-stannis?

>>85365882
Ellaria LITERALLY SAYS TO YARA once they get to Dorne she'll show her good wine.

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>Dragonstone
>ravens

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>>85366145

>>85366149
or how about you keep that superior force all garrisoned on a remote island with no natural resources, no food and no supplies and watch them starve to death

>>85366169
I've head canoned it that their hair gets darker in winter cause magic.

yo was that yara hanging at the end?

>>85366189
kek

>>85366169
>not knowing it's symbolic of the fall of house Lannister
lmaoing at ur life right now

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>>85366145
C-Cute...

>I WAS A SLAVE, I WAS BORN FROM NOTHING, I LIVED IN THE STREETS, I TRULY HAD NOTHING MY MOTHER WAS A WHORE
Anyone else getting bored of this shit tier dialogue being repeated every fucking season?

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>>85366222
BUT CASTLE BLACK MAGICALLY HAS NO RAVENS ANYMORE

why didn't sam give jorah milk of the poppy
why didn't qyburn test the ballistae scorpion thing on something sturdier than dragon bone? or is dragon bone the sturdiest thing ever
why did potpie, a pretty decent guy, lie to arya's face and call her pretty

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>>85365150

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>>85366101
>Jonerys Armada.

Two characters who spent 90% of the story having no idea the other existed

Ship created on the last episode of the penultimate season

At best it'll happen in the last book thanks to GRRM's pacing

What the fuck was he thinking if them getting together was always end game?

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>>85366119
>how did I not know this after ruling the twins for two weeks

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When is this disgusting pig going to die?

>>85365974
The sand snakes are pretty much confirmed donezo. Yara probably meets the same fate. Basically anyone that is siding with Danny for reasons other than thinking she is the best leader for Westeros is going to die. Olenna, the sand snakes, and Yara only sided with her for very obvious personal reasons. Vengeance. Varys and Tyrion at least have the greater realm in mind, as well as believe she's a much better option than anyone else currently. Jon may give them a different perspective.

>>85365675
It's going going to be Jaime.

He's going to be put in command of the city watch, someone Is going to mock him for having one hand, most of his forces will be wiped out, he'll crawl through blood and corpses to the ballista, load the last quarrel and nail the dragon in its neck

>>85366169
So? I'm blonde and my beard is red.

>>85366206
gross

>>85366079
didn't even think of this lol

>>85366264
Milk of the poppy aggravates the condition

Sams greyscale knowledge will help him defeat Dorgon.
Hail sam the slayer.

>>85366274
Not this season. She's gonna kill CIA.

>>85365679
spoken like a truVirgin

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>>85366262
Wait a second.

How does Dany have any ravens? Dragonstone was abandoned. Even if Stannis left any ravens behind there, they'd be dead by now.

>>85366295
Tyrion was blonde in season 1, his beard has changed colour like 3 fucking times now

>>85366264
Dragon bone is hard as fuck and exactly what they need to be piercing.

Arya and Jon will meet at white harbour right?

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>>85366274
leave arya alone

>>85366264
Because i dont know
He's as dumb the rest of the cast i guess
Because he would totaly have sex with her, both his charecter and the real him

>>85366149

She's always been shit with strategy but in the end won because PLOT.

>>85366262
Maybe they flew off to find all the Lannister gold

>>85366295
>I'm blonde
show tits

Spartcus > Game of Thrones

Been saying it for years. This season confirms it.

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Imagine being Hot Pie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another innkeeper in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hot Pie and not only sit in that chair while Arya looks up to you with her deformed troll face and her breath literally overheats the pie you were eating. The favorable lighting barely concealing her Britbong teeth and leathery face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while you have to redo the scene 100 times due to continuously vomitting in your mouth forcing you to retake the scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and MILF inn keeper wenches your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Riverrun. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bushy ass eye brows as she wipes it off and raises them suggestively, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill and bake every single person in this room before the Brotherhood could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hot Pie. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it

>>85366200

it was a full naval battle cut down to one deck battle to save costs

>Euron is now Ramsey 2.0

Fuck this gay earth

>>85366222
>>85366327
Maybe Olenna or Varys brought some

>>85365802
underrated

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>>85366274
DONT YOU DARE BEAT HER WITH YOUR VILE WORDS AFTER SHE JUST LOST HER PUPS

YOU SWINE

YOU FILTH

I HOPE YOU SLEEP ON A PILE OF STRAW AND IT SMELLS AND IS FILLED WITH YOUR OWN EXCREMENT YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU SLUT GO FUCK YOURSELF AND LEAVE ARYA ALONE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85365671
Some of the snake sisters got btfo

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>>85366327

>>85366336
They can't pierce dragonbone that's why Meraxes and all the dragons killed in the pit were shot in the eye.

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Discuss.

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>>85366228
The Dutch are the most perfect creatures ever to walk this earth.

>>85366295
Then thing is, the characters in game of thrones are racemixed pieces of shit like you. You half Germanic-half irish piece of shit.

Lannisters are meant to have blond hair, blond beard, blond pussy, and blond eyes.

>>85366272
It's been built up for years m8.

Their story parallels are astounding, the other side of the coin, cuming together was always inevitable as was their union.

And unlike George's earlier jonarya direction, it doesn't make romance a huge theme for both of the characters and drags it

>>85366327
whoever the maester is, the maesters aren't tied to the lords of the castle but the literal castle itself and serve whichever lord holds it at the time

Stannis left the maester behind

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>>85365955

>strongk womyn hate


tumblr is that way friend

>>85365230
Who would he laugh at if theon was dead.

>>85366169
>Entire plot of season 1 is that all Baratheons have black hair
>Shireen has obvious light brown hair

>arya is fat and bloated even though its winter, wartime and shes been living rough for months on end and travelling on the road
bitch looks disgusting.

>>85366371
the books have it right

Tywin is calculating villain
Ramsay is sadistic villain
Euron is supernatural villain

>>85366378
They have to be trained for a specific destination.

>>85366381
selfpost. Fuck off fagot.

>>85366371
Except he's Daario/Pyat Pree

>>85366392
no

>>85366264
>why did potpie, a pretty decent guy, lie to arya's face and call her pretty
he's fat as fuck and works at a tavern, that one shot with arya was his only shot for some slag pucci

>>85366420
>Stannis left the maester behind
You just made that up.

>>85366340
>>85366383
hi Hot Pie!

>>85366383
jesus shes arching her back so hard in his picture her spine was probably near breaking

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>>85366409
my love of carice knows no bounds

>>85366420
Stannis's maester died in literally the first episode we see him in.

>>85366392
a cumsucker on Reddit, what is there to discuss?