What are some good jungle movies

>>85310090
Predator

>>85310178
/thread

>>85310178
Predators
>fixed

george of the jungle

>>85310090
i wana stick my dick in it

Sorceror

>>85310178
>>85310230
Predator 2
>fixed

>>85310090
>85310090
I bet it feels great to masturbate with a thicc aloe vera leaf.

>>85310271
it isn't a gel, it's solid so you can't fuck it, I've tried

>>85310344
Can you suck on it?

>>85310344
Knowing is half the battle...

Aguirre, Wrath of God
Apocalypto
Lost City of Z

>>85310344
Sounds like you didn't try hard enough.

Medicine Man

>>85310344
is it like jello solid or silicone solid

>>85310482
Ew, no. Terribly boring movie. Amazingly good score though. Way better than it has any right to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJcSCzVMVfM&list=PLpbcquz0Wk_8dgumGg-vk0J3toequ61wG&index=4
Based Jerry Goldsmith putting his heart and soul even into 5/10 throwaway movies. Not even John Williams does that.

>>85310536
like wood solid with some sap over it

>>85310536
He's trolling. Of course you can fuck it

>>85310536
it's like a bunch of individual cells filled with watery slime. Not unlike an orange or watermelon.
You could fuck it but you'd have to use a knife to make a channel in it.

Aloe Vera leaves are great for treating burns though, and very easy to take care of, you should grow your own.

>>85310090
mmm juicy pusy

>>85310895
This. I used to get hospitalized for infections stemming from untreated burns at least twice a month until I started growing aloe. It's an absolute godsend.

>>85311067
Why are you getting so many fucking burns

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>>85310895
>growing your own pocket pusys

>>85311208
>organic, free range onaholes, available now!

I'd buy it

>>85311046
FRAUDPOSTER OUT

>>85311177
I guess he frequents a certain taiwanese goldmine assembly ehehehehe lol :)

>>85310299
That wasn't in the jungle, you fucking nigger

>>85311177
California sun

>>85310090
I want to unironically fuck that thing.

Emerald Forest

>>85310090
I'm horny and wanna make fuck with aloe

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>>85311208
I'm not sure if the really big ones are a different species or if it's just a climate thing and they don't get as big here.
I've only ever seen smaller ones, the size of a small bush at most. Usually people just grow them in pots so they can be taken inside for the winter.

>>85311225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8V74N64Q20

This lady invented the onahole with a can and a sock.

>>85310277
The Wages of Fear

>>85311327
it was the concrete jungle

>>85310248
Best jungle movie EVER.
Does Jumanji count?

>>85310090
Proof of life.
Rescue dawn
Casualties of war
Dead presidents

Jungle 2 Jungle

Serpent and the Rainbow

>>85310377
It would be painful.

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>>85310090

>>85311483
needs more THICC

>>85311613
kek

>>85311562
My nigga

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>>85310271
>>85310344
>>85310536
>>85311208
>>85311429

>people exist that don't know what aloe is

i feel so sad for you fucks, i wanna share something even better for burns and masturbating. keep in mind that it works best if you have a foreskin (which i doubt you do) and it will remove all pimples you may have on your glans (which you definitely will have if you're a cutfag) thus making your cock perfectly smooth and shiny

>>85311335

"Ooh this sun is too hoooot, I need my boyfriend to rub some aloe vera on my boipuccy"

What a pussy

>>85312199
my aunt has a fucking giant aloe vera but i don't want to cut it, that would be very suspicious

>>85310090

Straight outta Compton.

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>>85310090

>>85310248

Pure fucking kinography.

>>85312729
A LEAN NIGHT

I want to die in an industrial cilinder full of that, just let me keep sinking and sinking on it and drown to death before i touch the floor.

>>85312538
Tell her that you got a bad burn. Cut it n fuck it my man

>>85312199
>and it will remove all pimples you may have on your glans (which you definitely will have if you're a cutfag)
I've literally never had a pimple on my dick

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>no Fitzcarraldo
>no Aguirre

Wtf guys

>>85311607
You're a big plant.

>>85312199
>pimples on dick
only a uncut faggot would have this problem. I'm sorry the doctor didn't do it right for you anon. Women like cut the best.

>>85313785
I wonder who's behind this post

>>85312199
>Pimple on dick
Projecting, it seems.

>>85312199
somehow I'd imagine all those pimples on your dick has something to do with all the jerking off with weird Papaw ointment you greasy fuck.

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>>85310090
>>85310271
>>85311046
>>85311429
>>85311429
>>85311466
What the fuck is going on right now. I swear there was literally this exact thread before. Kek, what are you trying to say?

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>>85316583
>virginity: the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guKoNCQFAFk

>>85312199
>pimples you may have on your glans

>>85311511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gIDH1FLjTY
thats nothing.

>>85311613
>It's like a jungle sometimes, makes me wonder how I keep from going under
>Ahahaha
There's an area in LA that's nicknamed, "The Jungle"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldwin_Village,_Los_Angeles

>>85310090
fuck aloeposting

>>85310344
Someone on /v/ yesterday said that they've done it but it's cold and invisible parasites can go up your urethra. I'm going to trust him.

>>85317145
>invisible parasites

>>85317172
They're small enough that you can't see them

>>85313785
no woman is ever going to see my dick anyway, so its literally better to be uncut for fapping purposes

>>85317199
Microscopic is the word you're looking for, anon.

>>>/r9k/

>>85317311
Or to the naked eye, not visible, aka invisible

>>85317095
lol

>>85316583
That it looks like it would be cool to fuck. Plus it's like the other time this exact thread was made except for that one anon who told his story of it having spikes in it.

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>>85313681
> For you

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I had a cocktail yesterday with aloe vera juice.

>>85317510
there not invisible, there microscopic, there visable with a microscope so they can be seen aka not invisable

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>shave pubes
>skins irritates for a week

>>85319509
did you cum in it

How the hell do you go from a guy asking for jungle movie recommendations/discussion to Aloe vera posting?

why do I still have a dry cutfag dick when I'm uncut?
somebody pls help

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>>85317145
>it's cold and invisible parasites can go up your urethra
Just like 4chan.

>>85320217
just trim that shit dood
also armpits
less hair means less deodorant means more cash in your pocket

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>>85320599
>less hair means less deodorant

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>>85320389
At least it didn't turn into a political discussion.

>>85310090
/ourplant/?

>>85310090
That looks like it would be satisfying to squeeze out and play with like playdoh.

>>85319509
Are you a danty woman?

Green inferno

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>>85320793
Abatap pls go

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>>85320859
avatar is pure junglekino.

>>85320680
what a fucking moron

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>>85310090
The Mosquito Coast

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>>85310536
it's solid and crunchy like watermelon and used in asian countries as pieces in fruit cocktail.

How do you grow new aloe? Do you plant seeds for it or cut off a piece of it and plant it?

>>85321640
Looks like onion

>>85311335
put on some sunscreen fag I live in AZ and am as white as it gets

>>85321640
Do. Not. Eat. Aloe.
That shit is so disgusting that I can still recall the repugnant taste even though it has been like a year when I tasted it.
It's slimy and slippery and when in mouth, there's a tendency for it to slip into your throat and activate a gag reflex. If you manage to swallow it, it feels like an invasive alien matriarch is inseminating your mouth with its eggs and tears may appear.
After the ordeal is done, the after taste kicks in. A very strong and "spiky" taste that lingers for minutes and can not be countered with water.
Aloe is pretty much only good for masturbating and using on your skin. Though the stem will most likely rip from the seams very much like a banana, I'd recommend using 2 stems split into two halves and encasing your dick with the stem halves. The sensation isn't that great though, I'd rate it 6/10.