cute edition
previous >>85291644
>>85296096
>why not kill the girls too
Because girl power!
giv stoic firequeen kino
why does jorah even follow her? she will never fuck him, she'll make him guard the door while she fucks jon snu
>tfw Gilly's baby is old enough to drink
>>85296107
>cute
He rode through the streets of the city,
down from his hill on high,
O'er the wynds and the steps and the cobbles,
he rode to a woman's sigh.
For she was his secret treasure,
she was his shame and his bliss.
And a chain and a keep are nothing,
compared to a woman's kiss
For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm...
For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm...
reminder that every /got/ thread should include link to the previous one.
it's your duty to report those that don't
Brienne the cunt hold Sword that made from Ice, the cunt should return it to Jon, and the manlet should return longclow to Lyanna Mormont, and in turn Lyanna should kill her self jumping cunt first on the the Sword.
Thinking of it, all three of them should kill them selves, Brienne becouse she really should be dead after the melee with the Hound, and Jon should make it for the keks, and making the red whore resurect him again, to show how absurde the show have become.
Bonus question, why /got/ starts a new tread avery 300 posts and not say 600?
>>85296107
hey
Just tuned in the first 10 minutes of E1
Is this whole season gonna be MUH wymyn MUH childrun?
This already sucks balls
Why are British people so butt ugly
who /satin/ here
>>85296218
ha look at her eyes in this edit what a gross woman would never even bang her in real life i have standards
>>85296285
who /sweets/ here?
>>85296285
what the fuck is satin?
>>85296317
my sheets, baby.
/WHO/
>>85296285
Satin! Satin! SATIN!
>>85296263
No need to seize the last word, anon.
I'll assume it was something clever.
>>85296317
Jon's cute trap squire
>>85296317throw yourself off the wall
>>85296310
I'm going to rape you
Which character in the show or the books do you look up to the most?
>>85296312
YES. I see you remember. Do you have the Satin by the same artist?
Post yfw
>It's the final battle
>You know the Night KingIce Kingis gonna ride in on a Frost dragon
>Foreshadowed to fuck
>More than Pleb Sheeran tier
>You know from the books that Frost dragons are supposed to be the size of blimps and are a different species of dragon altogether
>Wingspan makes them even larger
>Can dissolve into water n shiet
>Night KingIce Kingfinally rides in
>Build up
>holy_shit.jpeg
>Drums beating
>Scenes on point
>Actors stop and look up a 'la Michael Bay drama shot
>Its a recoloured version of Drogon, little bit bigger with blue eyes>D&D got us again>Saved so much on animation costs>(((Worth))) it in the long run
jon we totally need to outhink them, ok, like really keep an eye out. they fought sooooo bravely but theyre like dead now k
>>85296454
Rennifer Longwaters
>>85296218
https://youtu.be/62UzLgdb1GQ
>You know, when George told us about Ed Sheeran...
>>85296252
>Staying true to the lore of Martin’s world is also a priority, although changes have certainly been made over the years. According to Hill, “We’ve all read the books countless times so we all have a pretty thorough working knowledge of them. That said, we sometimes have to alter book lore a bit to fit the demands of the show. For example, changing Asha Greyjoy’s name to Yara and that dragonglass also kills wights, as we saw in 605 [‘The Door’].”
What is the best way to go about trolling these two?
>>85295402 #
> Band of fisherman, pirates or whoever take castle
> At the horizon a flag appears
> It's a ship
> Followed by 999 others ships
> And three dragons
> Yeah, let's stay here to shoot arrows at those motherfuckers, that'll show'em
You're demented.
> Stannis left a hundred men behind
> Stannis gets destroyed
> The castle is located on an island
> Stannis band has no support from whatever lords or society, there's no influxes of supplies or workers, there's no economical activity related to the island like crop fields, mines or trading markets, no village nearby, no nothing. It's a fort on the ocean
> The soldiers will remain there, without a king, without a banner, without anything, waiting for Intruders to fight for a dead king
Again, you are demented
>>85296496
>Rennifer Longwaters
what has he done?
>>85296454
The one true king.
>>85296454
Shagwell
>>85296517
post and image, hardest kekked
>>85296145
Girls don't carry on the family name nor partake in the plots of the frey family, you misogynistic cunt.
>>85296145
>>85296096
because those (in the room) were only slaves
Reminder Arthur kidnapped Lyanna and Aerys raped her.
>filming alone in a green room
What could it be?
Melly visions/flashback?
>>85296347
>implying there wasn't at least one hobo in Westeros who just thought fuck it and decided to sit down in the throneroom for a quick nap
>implying he wouldn't have got bored so he decided to make shit murals all over the hall trying to summon the Lord of Light to succ his dongle
>implying Dany wouldn't have wanted to walk in on a 94 year old hobo covered in faeces praying to the Lord of Light, putting his dick into a fire>implying Dany wasn't the one the Lord of Light sent to succ his dongle>implying she wouldn't do it after so dumb fucking D&D flashbakc/revelation
>>85296567
A hardworking patriot who respects his lineage
Azor Jaime!
>>85296615
Girls can carry names.
One of the Stark girls was impregnated by king beyond the wall, and she was the only child by the lord of Winterfell, so the line continued threw a Bastard from a female line.
>Floor map scene
>Cersei stood on The Neck
>Jamie stood on The Fingers
What did they mean by this?
reminder that D&D will make Lena the final villain
>>85296184
>welcome to the UK
>>85296739
ashqueen slay
>>85296739
as if GRRM wouldn't do that. who else? the icezombies?
>>85296343
The only ones who could be the knight are pic related or Bran
prove me wrong fags
>>85296454
Jory Cassel
>>85296739
Great. I love her. I wanted to see her last until the very end. Fuck Daenerys, I want her dead. But cersei... That one is a hell of a character.
>>85296828
He didn't fly so good
>>85296347
If it was Stannis forces that were left alone by the Lannisters, they'd more than likely still get supplies from the local islands which do in fact have farming. Those islands are sworn to Stannis and would keep supporting the castellan, just like they did in the books.
Also
>fighting for a dead king
The Brotherhood without Banners, at least in the books, claims to be fighting for King Robert's legacy.
>>85296842
>>85296842
you meant Vardis Egan.
>>85296524
>We love the books and grrm's
>Thats why we keep retconning we established in an earlier season because its important for the fans
>>85296734
His fingers will reach all the way up to her neckif you get what I mean
Why is Hound in King's Landing?
>>85296734
>Cersei stood on The Neck
She wasn't.
t. Preston
>>85296739
fuck their Lena Headey boner
>>85296723
Bael the Bard is a legend m8. Not fact
>Brandon the daughterless
>long time ago
>called Lord instead of king
>kingsroad (built by Jaehaerys I) exists
>BUT
>grandson is killed by Boltons
>no record of him in the family tree George made for Wardens and Lords of the North
It's bullshit
>>85296953
He came for a breeding bitch.
>>85296953
...I see a... mountain... looks like a mushroom cap
>>85296953
Creatively it made sense, because we wanted it to happen
>>85296739
>>85296838
Cringe
Cersei's just a villain version of Daenerys.
Are you guys ready to see Arya beat Brienne 1v1?
>>85296174
more like Jorah "The Cuck" Mormont
>>85297004
>*braaaaarp*
>>85296953
holy shit it's really him
>>85296999
white walkers are legends too, no need to build a wall
>>85296953
to fight the mountain!!!
CONFIRMED & upvoted!
get hype
>>85297042
I wonder how shit the choreography will be that Arya is fighting using a dagger against sword?
Will she be dodging?
Will she do karate flips over Brienne?
Disarm Brienne and flip her on her back knife to her throat?
And where did Arya get these skills when she only fought using a stick?
>>85296936
forgot links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkmQiIBd12s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5oRxgphRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxkJgagppYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uo7dwbteFE
>>85297103
Can't wait to see how they fuck that fight up.
>>85296989
salty cunt = linda
CONFIRMED
>>85296999
nice post, nice catch, nice digits.
>>85297121
Shut up and enjoy the spectacle you contrarian cunt
>>85297090
>all legends are real
Go pray to Garth Greenhand then you fucking cuck.
Too many inconsistencies in the legend, so it's bullshit
>>85297103
GET HYPED NIGGA
>>85296912
Or they could flee and leave the banner of a dead king behind. Which is a completely possible and understandable circumstance. Any one that tried to use the castle for whatever reason would certainly flee at the sight of Daenerys fleet and dragons. As a matter of fact, even remaining dozens soldiers from stannis would flee at that sight.
Dragonstone "empty" is not a plot hole. It's mere omission of the details of what happened to the castle after stannis departure. It's perfectly implicit that the place was not viable for any seizing, except maybe for a Lannister army, who is far more preoccupied in keeping Kings landing safe rather than attempting to impede Daenerys forces to dock their ships.
Let that one go, you bitter autist. Go look for other plot holes and writing flaws to try and justify how terrible this show is, while you insist on keeping watching it and talking about on the internet.
>>85297131
bush like the fucking blackwater
EH
>>85297031
Cringe. Cersei is great. We have seen her through all possible changes and I'm very excited to where she aimed at now.
let's see how sexist are you /got/
how many women are there in your top 10 characters list?
in mine list there are 3: dany, cersei and mel
>>85296953
dragon pit scene. a parlay takes place in episode 7. the box behind him is insurance if the parlay goes south. and it does because it's a trap.
inside the box is the zombie the hound captures when he goes on jons wight hunt
>>85297131
No. I just dont understand why this thread thinks Cersei on the show is any better than jon or dany. Shes going to be Ramsay level of plot armour and bullshit this season. Shes one of their top favourties. For fucks sake Jaime stays with her all season no questions asked until Jon and Dany's combined plot armour make him leave her.
>>85297004
She does have some great legs though
>Reading the books
>>85297121
>>85297129
> Hating things with anticipation
Now that's another level of tv autism.
Have you tried having fun once? Ever?
>>85296107
Remember at comic con in 2014 when D&D promised that Stannis fan that Dillane was going to get more material and Stannis would play a bigger role in season five?
While not lies, you just know they were holding back laughs as they were thinking about how they were about to film his death.
>>85297281
>implying dany and jon are bad
>implying ramsay wasn't the best villain in the show
>>85297152
good goyim...
>>85297194
marry fuck kill
obvious
>>85297307
careful now
they might call you redditor
>>85297004
God I want to release all of my sexual frustration onto her.
>>85297307
>Have you tried having fun once? Ever?
D&D has fucked up so much I will not be hype.
>>85297394
$300 and google you lazy lil beetle
plenty better than her will sell you an hour
Why was he scared of Styr?
Serious Question, is alfie allen gay?
>>85297319
>Public favourite gets a whole death scene, drama and the assertion that Joff is truly unpredictable
>/vg/ favourite gets a cut to black with no story growth bar 'he iz ded nau'
Kill me desu
This is why we don't like this show Mr. >>85297307
What will Littlefinger say that pisses jon off?
>>85297452
Yeah she's not even that attractive other than her legs, but it's just something unique about her, can't put my finger on it.
>>85296953
HOLY SHIT, GET HYPED
FUCKING CONFIRMED
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>85296953
>le ebin cleganebowl!!!11!!
It doesn't make any fucking sense for him to be there then again the show would probably make it happen for the ledditors and some normies that are aware of it.
>>85297626
Others are a Laddeh...
>>85296310
Edit?
>>85297588
>This is why we don't like this show
Then why do you keep watching it?
>>85297626
When I saw the trailer I imagined littlefinger was pissed at Jon being declared king since it ruined his plan with Sansa so I pictured him drinking shit loads of wine and walking past Jon in a hallway and mumbling ''Bastard'' at him and then he gets choked out
How will you guys feel when Dany Magically finds Dark Sister and takes it as her Rightful possession.
In which she'll wield above while riding Drogon not using it once during the battle against the Others?
>>85297536
TIL he's lilly allens brother
>>85297638
>You will never be this man.
You just know Maise loves to joke around and press her butt into her lover.
>>85297638
I really enjoy her... personality.
>>85297626
>Jon sits by the same weirwood tree Ned loved to contemplate things on
>Sansa sits beside Jon
>Sansa tells him that she must go to the Vale to sort some things out
>Sansa leaves and Jon is left washing his sword
>a faint voice from the wind passes Jon
>"Jon"
>Jon is confused but ignores it
>"Jon"
>He looks behind him and see the weirwood bleeding
>"Jon"
>He stands up and touches the weirwood face
>scene shifts to Jon Snow burying Rickon in the crypts
>flash back to Ned Stark (Sean Bean) putting a feather at Lyanna's statue, telling her about Jon
>"He's just like his mother, strong, brave..stubborn just like you, Lya"
>Young Robb Stark and Jon Snow stumbles into the crypts and sees Ned talking to the statue
>Ned smiles and leaves with Robb and Jon behind
>Young Jon lingers for a few seconds, staring at Lyanna's statue illumninated by a single torch
>cut to the present
>we see Jon conflicted and confused than ever
>he wanders deeper to the crypts and stumbles upon Lyanna's statue
>Jon Snow kneels
>Littlefinger walks down the crypts of Winterfell and sees Jon Snow kneeling
>Littlefinger walks down the crypts of Winterfell and sees Jon Snow lighting candles of the graves
>Jon Snow lights Lyanna's candle
>we see a flashback of the tournament
>Lyanna is crowned queen of love and beauty
>we see a young littlefinger intrigued by the gesture
>Littlefinger follow Rhaegar Targaryen as he slips away in the night of the tourney
>Littlefinger hides behind a tree as he witnesses Rhaegar and Lyanna make love at in the middle of the woods
>scene cuts to a shocked Young Littlefinger's face illuminated by moonlight
>cut back to pic related and Littlefinger's face is now illuminated by Lyanna's candle (pic related) as he is watching Jon Snow pick up a very dry and old blue rose
Anyone else hoping Varys have different motivations than what it appears? I want him to slice daenerys throat at a pivitol moment and reveal some other shit. Why would he even want to return the targaryen dynasty for ''peace'' when daenerys own father went apeshit and fucked the entire country? Good idea varys. Surely supporting someone like stannis would have been a much more stern and harder way but more fair in other ways for the country?
>>85296803
I really really hope its bran, just to piss off jontards
WHY WASN'T RORY MCCANN AT THE COMIC CON PANEL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85297498
Because Styr ate niggers.
c8jt
>>85297669
10/10
>>85297194
i really would fuck isaacs brains out
>>85297790
what did he meme by this?
>>85297700
kek.
>Jon releases littlefingers throat.
>''You- you b-bastard *Burp*''
>Jon stares blankly at littlefinger with his mouth slightly open
>''I'm.. I play mind games. Everyone is your *Burp* enemy.. All the time, think, everywhere I-''
>''Lord Baelish, sleep it off...'' said Jon awkwardly.
>''Ch-chaos is a *Burp...*
>>85297756
what a fucking onion, my bud
new video up now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkxhPPlF-Ho
>>85296218
>>85297835
Who are these oddball bunch of cunts?
>>85297760
Don't expect any good twists. We are beyond the books and into the realm of generic Hollywood.
>>85297838
lewd.
>>85297722
>>85297809
Season 1 Isaac is the only acceptable option tb h
>>85297838
where would you even find a shirt like that
>>85297760
The real problem with Dany is that she is sterile... so what happens when she dies? Who will take the throne?
War of Five Kings 2.0
Only reason that didn't happen after Robert's Rebellion was because Robert and all Baratheons HAVE TARGARYEN BLOOD.
>>85297756
a better love story than twightlight
xd
>>85297789
whats this
>>85297922
your wardrobe
ARE YOU HYPED FOR ANOTHER LYANNA MORMONT SCENE NEXT EPISODE?
>>85297875
Vai começar a geléia por não ter um único diploma.
>>85297835
Literally who?
>>85297936
>The real problem with Dany is that she is sterile
It's been so long since that has been mentioned in the show that I bet they'll just ignore it. She's a fertile young woman for Jon's seed.
>>85297936
Man is varys really this dumb? Imagine plotting all this time for the return of daenerys and she just falls off drogon one day and dies. Wasted 20 years for fuck all, and theres even more war after contesting the throne. I know the books are more complex and he's not supporting daenerys but the show varys up until season 5 was a great character.
>>85297965
>You know, when George told us about the meme loli...
>>85297960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SObk65dDxb0
RIMSHOT
>>85297916
i disagree
>>85297835
>tfw watching the girl on the right go from qt with a nice gf to a full on tumblr slag who is fucking the fat chick with the bangs
It makes me want to die desu
>>85297960
fuck you nigger
>>85297760
He didn't support stannis because stannis would bring the lord of light cult into westeros as the new official religion, and he abhors it as it was the religion of the priest who cut him off.
In fact he abhors magic as a whole,so it doesn't really make sense for him to support the queen of the dragons, who are magic incarnation, and now Daenerys is also supported by the high priests of that Rh'ollor bullshit, however you spell it. I suppose he trusts Daenerys to not install any religiousness fanaticism in her ruling, like stannis did. He burned people for praying to the seven. He burned his brother in law for having icons of each of the 7 gods. One of the many reasons why I hated him.
>>85298022
>wearing PJs outside the house
get some taste isaac, fuck
>>85297682
Gotta be in on the banter.
I don't like footie, but I watch finals and matches with my mates teams inon X5 speed without commentatorsso i can be in on the banter
>>85298012
Wasnt varys originally planning for viserys to take the throne? What if you went through all that work and he's on the throne and he's a bigger shit than joffrey was? Pointless
>>85296671
vision of cersei miscarriaging
only one more day and a few hours until leakfags completely btfo
>>85297682
because >>85292629
>>85297960
>>85298029
I wanted to like these three, but having watched this I find them repulsive. It's a good thing I never leave my parent's house; I won't have to put up with people like this... or people at all... I hate my life.
>We're in the desert, that means everyone wears brown rags
>We're in the north, everyone wears black rags
>Down south everyone wears a mix of brown and beige
Why is the costume design so fucking atrocious
>>85298014
[Scene: Meeting in the North]
JON: We should [do thing]
LORD GLOVER: I disagree
LYANNA MORMONT: I don't need a penis to [do thing]
LORD GLOVER: Okay, I agree with you guys now
[End Scene]
>>85297626
They're really laying on the ned parallels thickly now aren't they?
>>85298128
FUCK YOU, SCUM!
>>85297835
I want to fuck all three of them so badly, my god...
>>85298128
Basically yeah
Any news on WoW since last season?
>>85298123
EARTH TONES, PEOPLE
>>85298128
Lyanna was alright in s6 but her s7 scene was literally the same thing as her s6 scene, it was obviously for the fanbase to go ''woop kick lord glovers ass again!''
Also why the fuck didn't glover say ''You're 50 pounds of weight you couldn't do shit if a soldier came charging at you, you would be beaten, taken and raped and then killed, this is why men fight wars, not little girls, now shut the fuck up.''
I like lyanna but damn this is what someone would say in a real situation.
Why doesn't Lyanna Mormont have a regent?
>>85298128
delete this
>>85297835
>left
>>85298123
Bitter autist,stop complaining, that's literally characterization 101. You will see the same thing in LotR
>>85298180
LOL
Cast her
>>85298063
I don't think Viserys was ever meant to be long-term, or even succeed. He was meant to look like an evil invader and weaken the realm so Aegon and the Golden Company looked like liberators in comparison.
Watched this podcast with GRRM while he was eating a Thai feast with some literally who.
>be george
>be married the first time
>put writing on the side as a part time interest so that you can go full time as a journalist teacher so that you can support the love of your life
>spouses of teachers got free scholarships so you put your butt to hard work to let her get in for free and get her educated
>she cucks you and you get divorced
>go back to writing
>end up with some collab writers
>some qt pie writer collabs with your sorry fat cucked ass
>fall madly in love with her
>she denies interest
>go back to writing
>make 100k from armageddon rag
>buy yourself a big house because you get excited
>realize you weren't going to make 100k every year and you still had a huge ass mortgage to pay so you take out credit and drown yourself in debt and misery
what a poor fat cuck
>>85297835
>sjw-ettes
>that guys lisp
>making social media accounts for your pets
this is next level cancer
>>85298225
She a strong independent northern loli who need no regent
>>85297626
>Chokes the man who LITERALLY just saved his ass, saved sansas ass, saved winterfell and the north from the boltons
wait jon wth are you doing you dumb cunt
>>85298243
forgot link:
http://www.scottedelman.com/2017/07/21/down-drunken-noodles-with-george-r-r-martin-in-episode-43-of-eating-the-fantastic/
Will anyone tell Dany that Varys was behind the poisoned wine plot in S1? or will it be conveniently forgotten?
>>85298289
Jorah, duh?
>>85298243
life was a big influence on his stories
>>85298237
Remind me of illithyia
DABID!!!
IT'S DABID TIME DABID!!!
YODABID!!!!!!
>>85298307
I hope he gets out of his cuckcell soon.
>>85298243
>find new woman
>constantly propose to her
>rebuffed every time
>sell your half-finished series for millions to hbo
>your partner now wants to marry you as quickly as possible
the fucker never learns
>>85298209
There is a deleted scene where Jon explains that they will be depending on House Manderly to trade for extra food to distribute to all the girls to make sure they grow up thick during the winter
>>85297987
Mas eu tenho.
>>85298324
Literally identical. Who is that woman btw
>>85298371
Viva Bianca.
>>85296739
She's my current fav. Really can't sympathize with anyone else atm
>>85298289
Tyrion told her in Season 5. There was also an underlying implication that the wine was never actually poisoned
>>85298349
>House manderly
Another cut character/house. He was there declaring Jon as king of the north and in s7 e1 he was gone. Great.
>>85297835
left is actually cute
too bad she's fat
>>85298396
>There was also an underlying implication that the wine was never actually poisoned
I must have missed this.
>>85298408
>>85298408
He was taking a shit.
>>85297835
what do they smell like?
>>85296478
it's a Blue eyes white dragon?
hey guys lets be real for a second sansa is honestly not that bad.
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lol just kidding
>>85298311
>somebody actually took the time to make this
wew lad
>>85298465
Empty used tuna cans that were left out in someones yard for 2-3 months.
>>85298209
This to be honest.
Serving a lady with honour is one thing, telling a kid their power fantasy is never going to happen is entirely different thing.
Who the fuck actually backs her anyways? Actual 8 yr olds wouldn't understand what is going on in the first place.For fucks sake it better not be those feminists/ tumbledryers.
They really are going to make #DraftOurDaughters a thing at this rate, ain't they
>>85298489
nice reddit joke lad xd
>>85298311
this is autism at its finest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxxvzH5ZUNE
no body said new preston
>>85298408
i wonder if he does anything in the books that triggered Dabid
>>85298536
assmad sandrawhale btfo
>>85296454
Victarion
reminder the wonky eyed nice guy from last episode will try to rape arya during the night while repeating 'I just want to go home'.
>>85298408
That reminds me of another thing I hate about D&D
>Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding! He is the White Wolf
Did he really have to say "avenged"? It was clearly product placement for Disney. I wonder how much money changed hands over adding that sentence to the script
Fucking hell
>>85298544
No fucking clue who Carmine is but he's so normie-tier
>that shot of Dany on Dragonstone was so cool
>it made no logical or thematic sense
>but it was so cool
>from a cinematic perspective I guess
>just seeing her walk in was so cool!
Preston deserves better
>>85298609
muh seanigga
>>85296145
Arya prob isn't an autismo
>>85298609
>monkeys
One of the most enjoyable parts of ADWD for me.
>>85296174
he has problem of loving women too much, his biggest character flaw
>>85298786
Do you think Jorah can still wank?
>>85298480
Yeah, but its cannonically as big as pic related with a larger wingspan coming on top of of that and a piece of skin going from its back horn to the tip of its wing to make it look more like a living hang glider
(((Animators))) are most likely just gonna reskin Drogon into Blue Eyes as you say though.If (((they))) even bother in the first place
>>85296277
anglo curse
>>85298209
>''Shut the fuck up little girl.'' mumbled Lord Glover as the other lords cease their arguments and all attention falls to glover and mormont.
>''Lord Glover, I am the ruler of bear-'' sarted Lyanna but Glover raises his hand to silence her.
>''Shut the fuck up. At first sight of a wight or white walker or even a wildling charging at you, your undergarments will be soiled and you will shrivel into a ball.'' mumbled Glover.
>''I am the lady of bear island, lord glo-'' shrieks Lady Mormont.
>''Shut the fuck up.'' grumbles Glover as he unsheathes his sword and points it at Mormont.
>The other lords all stand up clearly shocked as Lord Glover walks slowly towards Lady Mormont who is wide eyed and clearly shaking now.
>''You see, princess, you're scared now and i'm your ally. You will not fight in any wars and you you will shut the fuck up.'' proclaims Glover as the other lords cheer, littlefinger whistles loudly and Tormund raises a floagon and winks.
>>85298554
mad about your shit taste?
>>85298806Banana!
>>85298872
mad about the fact that she's a shark eyed big headed druggie who will have no career in 5 years?
>>85296454
The Red Viper
>>85298872
>keeps posting old as fuck pictures before she went full JUST
>>85298871
cringe
>>85298871
You forgot the
>Descends into orgy
bit
>>85298408
The whole "late me bathe in Bolton Blood" should have stayed in the show too. it is such a loss not to hear that speech from a professional actor.
>>85296670
Jaime raped her
>>85298904
You don't know holywood jews if you actually believe it
shame about boy georges face
why do people even reply that that salty cunt namefag?
he might be the most insufferable tool i have ever seen here which is saying a lot
>>85298939
This is what would happen realistically.
>>85298871
Honestly the best thing HBO could do is build her up as tumblr's hero then have her die in S8E1's cold open when the Walkers attack Winterfell
>>85298980
is she jewish? her nose is pretty jew
>>85296671
someone get her a doll to hold between shots fugg
>>85298980
>there is only one person in the entirety of /got/ who cares about shitpee and she thinks we cant tell
>>85297045
Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!
Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.
Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.
But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.
But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah
Do you pay for your GoT, /GoT/?
>>85298932
still would
>>85298180
Delayed
>>85298046
they arent pjs
>>85296739
She's been the final villain since S01E01
>>85298871
>Shut the fuck up little girl.'' mumbled Lord Glover as the other lords cease their arguments and all attention falls to glover and mormont.
>''Lord Glover, I am the ruler of bear-'' sarted Lyanna but Glover raises his hand to silence her.
>''Shut the fuck up. At first sight of a wight or white walker or even a wildling charging at you, your undergarments will be soiled and you will shrivel into a ball.'' mumbled Glover.
>''I am the lady of bear island, lord glo-'' shrieks Lady Mormont.
>''Shut the fuck up.'' grumbles Glover as he unsheathes his penis and points it at Mormont.
>The other lords all stand up clearly shocked as Lord Glover walks slowly towards Lady Mormont who is wide eyed and clearly shaking now.
>''You see, princess, you're scared now and i'm your ally. You will not fight in any wars and you you will shut the fuck up.'' proclaims Glover as the other lords cheer, littlefinger whistles loudly and Tormund raises a floagon and winks.
>And then they raped her.
>>85299052
Cancelled my sub after S2, fuck that noise.
>>85299082
lewd ankles
Does anyone remember those leaks that showed the Hound back in Kings landing before S6 aired? What were those? They were video clips and looked so legit?
>>85299005
in your headcanon. You're forgetting that Lord Glover was humbled mainly because he hid in his castle during the battle and effectively renounced his oath to House Stark. While Mormont men died in battle. He was in no position to mouth off the girl, even if you'd like that.
>>85299089
Replace Lyanna with Sansa
>>85296362
she's looking chukey
>>85298243
>>85298286
Oh shiiiiiit
Grrm is preparing for his press tour with easy to do podcasts
Any interest in more like this?
>>85299171
???
So how many hours before the next episode? I always get confused with time zones.
>>85299196
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UNF
Promise me Ned, 4 scoops 2-3 times a day
>>85299196
yes
>>85299196
Now this is something I can get off to
>didnt get that the prisoner at the Citadel was Jorah
>had no idea what castle Daenerys pulled up at in the end
Am I a brainlet?
>>85299206
>I always get confused with time zones.
How? You have access to the internet
>>85299037
Okay now I want to know where this pasta came from.
>>85299196
fuck off retard we don't want you to spam the thread with your shitty shops
FUCK OFF!
>>85299324
>had no idea what castle Daenerys pulled up at in the end
>>85299223
>>85299270
>>85299290
>>85299324
>>didnt get that the prisoner at the Citadel was Jorah
wait what
how did he get there
>>85299373
pls do meme loli next
>>85299324
>>85299364
That's Ganon's Castle, she's going to recruit him.
>>85298289
wine wasn't poisoned, it was a test of Jorah's loyalty to Dany
>>85299355
>>85299324
is this a meme or are there actually people this dumb?
>>85299384
called shotgun with arya
>>85299324
>didnt get that the prisoner at the Citadel was Jorah
his voice is pretty easy to recognise. and they also showed his hand for retards like you
>had no idea what castle Daenerys pulled up at in the end
well that's ok i guess they haven't shown dragonstone in a long time, and it doesn't look exactly the same
>>85299324
It was literally spelled out for you even jaime says shes there. The prisoner if you look away I can see that you missed it but you literally see the greyscale arm and his unique voice asking about the dragon queen....
>>85299364
Yeah I felt dumb after checking it out. Dont know why I didnt realise. Was really confused why there was an extra iron throne. To be fair I think they made the castle look a bit too ruined.
>>85297835
Considering they're cool with being called Feminazi SJW Tumblrinas I'd say they're actually not too bad. They even called most of Dany's scenes fucking boring and the greenhair one acknowledges she's juvenile with her Instagram name.
I want to bust thick ropes on greenhair, have the fatty smother me between her tits and the bandanna one demand anal, upon which I shall refuse because I have standards.
>>85299373
what this guy said >>85299390
>>85299427
>look the same
You're right. I noticed the dragon carving on the map table looked alot different and also we never got a scene with stannis on the throne or near the huge steps.
>>85299414
>>85299427
>>85299431
>>85299435
>>85299324
The castle is OG King Stannis' old crib.
Dany walkin on his turf now he gone, ain't expecting no repercussions, like a nigga whit da pigs.
But here be, our nigga Jonboi wants to destroy the castle so he can mine some pieces for his crew against the incoming clan. You get me?
>>85299427
>well that's ok i guess they haven't shown dragonstone in a long time, and it doesn't look exactly the same
It was the name of the episode nigger. They also had a whole scene with an elaborate floor map, Jamie even said something like "Daenerys is going to land at Dragonstone". Fuck me.
>>85299473
kek
>>85299473
>>85299413
>>85299373
>>85299196
reminder to report this retard
>>85299324
If you're not trolling then yes, you are unironically fucking retarded
>>85299544
Never, fuck you
>>85299414
I was honestly not meming, but I havent seen Game of Thrones since last season, and I watched the latest one while hungover.
>>85299544
Reminder to ban this retard
>>85299544
why those are atleast funny unlike that meera virgin guy who keeps posting her ugly pictures.
>>85298243
>rich fat ass didn't even pay for the dinner and made the poor nobody pay
cheap cuck too
>>85299544
OC should be appreciated even if its kind of half assed
>>85299614
he posted the same shit 100 times before
ALL HAIL QUEEN KARSTACKED
Why exactly did jon send melly south? What exactly is she going to do in the south?
>>85299645
Look like a jaqen hgar flashback
>>85299584
Actually, I am the same person.
I will post an image entitled "sultry_ellie" after this to give evidence of my ruse.
>>85299676
Who the fuck is Melly? Do I have to rewatch every single season before a new season comes out? AAAAAA
>>85299481
we need more plot explanations for >5IQ npeople
>>85299687
>>85299687
I don't care dont bother
>>85297626
Depends on who you're asking.
Jonsafags want Littlefinger to say he wants to marry Sansa, Jon to say he'll never marry her and Littlefinger to say "neither will you"
But it'll just be Littlefinger saying he loves Sansa
>>85299712
>>85299676
Oh Melissandre, right
>>85299676
It was either that, or execute her. He gave her mercy.
>>85299712
melisandre.
the red witch.
the one that burns people and has big tits
>>85299481
Thanks, good lookin' out homie..
>>85299712
best girl
>>85299687
>ruse
>no evidence
You're literally anonymous dude nice try.
>>85299676
He sentenced her to death, but did her a kindness and gave her a running start
>/got/ is full of showfags
>>85299676
>tfw sent her away, told her if she ever returns north if will execute her
>meets her at dragonstone, become friendly again, all is forgiven
>many more scenes together
>season 8 episode 6 he sees melisandre in the battlefield with wights approaching her
>cuts down the wights with longclaw
>''Thank you, jon snow-''
>gets stabbed through the heart
>''I told you, return north and be executed.''
>>85299801
It is okay to admit that you have been tricked
>>85299829
>game of thrones thread is full of game of throne show fans
Go to asoiaf you full on retard
>>85299888
>those digits
no, but this can actually happen since attractive women arent allowed anymore
Reminder that jon is a filthy oathbreaker not deserving of the stark name. He may have died but that doesn't counteract his vow now that he again lives
>>85299829
>following a book series that will never be finished
>>85299685
No bully pls
>>85300017
>>85299971
Well, he's not a Stark so you're technically right
>>85297626
Whats the next step of your master plan?
>>85299777
Its all good homeboy. Crew shit gets real bad in old years and dat. Speshully when da bitches feelin they wanna play hard nigga shit.
>>85299763
>>85299797
Fuuuuuk dat boi. She be olda than double grannies piece and got beef mo roast than a KFC left on the grill. You poppin?
>>85300017
>>85300035
I bet she has a huge IQ
Very smart children for any man who breeds her
>>85299777
Nice trips
>>85299905
>admits he's the virgin meera poster
>admits he's virgin
>thinks it's a victory
ok bud rofl.
>>85300035
them tits though
>>85300137
Crashing thisclaim
>>85300035
>pokemon phone case
????
>>85300148
>implying you wouldnt
bitch has better body at 40 than 20 year olds
>>85300240
>Thinking of shitposting in terms of "victory" and 'defeat'.
This reminds me of why I endeavoured to make this place worse to begin with.
>>85297307
It was fun when the show was good, now it's only fun to make fun of how bad it's gotten.
>>85300035
>>85300017
Yes she's got a six-head and looks a bit inbred but fucking hell so does Gilly and I'd channel all the might of Valhalla itself into my penis and demolish them with such fury even Zeus would be humbled.
new >>85300806