What are some movies that girls like?

13 Going on 30

>>85243247
50 shades of grey

>Because they enjoy rape

>>85243247
Master and Commander

Irreversible

>>85243247
Mean Girls
>Quotable as hell
>All girls have seen it

>>85243292
this

4>2>3>1

>>85243247
Mean Girls, Pitch Perfect, Bridesmaids, every single Disney/Pixar animated movie

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the notebook

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Probably something like this

>>85243413
This webm is so cute :3

>>85243413

sauce?
moar?

>>85243613
>being this naive
Cute as fuck bruh

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>>85243613

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Master and Commander

>>85243247
the one on the left looks like me

>>85243659
his face isn't even in the shot

problem child 2

>>85243413
>you will never beat two Becky's to death with a hammer
:(

>>85243685
yikes!

>>85243659
Hey baby

>>85243247

You're first mistake is thinking girls "like" anything. They don't. They are always looking to benefit from things. They like things to fit in with a group, or to to have something in common with their bf. They like things that pay them money, or validate their eistence.

That's why so many people are saying Mean Girls, it validates their existence. But if these girls who "like" this movie were told tomorrow that it was unacceptable they would immediately say "i never really liked the movie, i just knew everyone else did so i went along. i always knew something was wrong with that movie."

girls are literal personality voids.

>>85243413
>american """feminity"""

The Legend of Bagger Vance

>>85243695
White girls are destroying us.

>>85243704
I bet you are also an atheist?

>>85243704
>be a shit person, meet shit persons: the post

>>85243704
>>>/r9k/

Master and Commander: the far side of the world

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>>85243704

>>85243704
>>>/r9k/

>>85243704
yikes!

>>85243413

imagine what it would smell like if one of them farted lol

>>85243637
I don't follow.

>>85243413
fucking stacies

imagine the pussy smell in that car

>>85243670
I meant the girl.

>>85243808

.... like shit?

>>85243247
Just google slags

>>85243413
was expecting something more deviant

>>85243822
Yeah of course you don't.
Your pathetic little "omg so cute" is the desired fawning response they want, you fell for the trick.

>>85243704
We've got a live one!

>>85243907
Yeah man life is totally a grueling never ending battle where only the most alpha of men survive!

>>85243992
Sick projection, lay another on me.

>>85243704
Hrs right, you know.

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Can you name a single movie that women actually DO understand? Protip: I don't think you can.

Have you ever tried watching a movie with a woman? I don't know if it's hormonal or something, but their minds are literally unable to focus on anything. Have you ever read even the most respected of female critics, Pauline Kael? Her reviews were mostly just inane ramblings, filled with mean-spirited hysterics.

Have you ever known a woman that had a deep and varied appreciation for any art? Digging around obscure music genres or old filmographies, just for the sake of it and love of the medium, not for potential social status and superficial validation?

When a male cinephile watches a movie, he reflects on the themes and subtext, deconstruct the mise en scène and cinematography in order to analyse how the director's choices affect the mood and characters arcs, question the ethos it proposes about its subject matters, judge its authenticity, come up with a list of intertextual references that deepen his understanding, examine the narrative structure as if he were in the writer's head to get his creative process and where he's headed, all this while sensorially appreciating the aesthetics, marvelling at the layers in dialogues and noticing many odd details, pondering how this film overall fits into its auteur's oeuvre, observing what it does similarily and what it does differently... as well as its place in film history, amongst many other active ways of studying and appreciating art... meanwhile women can barely follow the plot.

>>85244086
>>>/r9k/

>>85243704
>>85244047
t. kissless virgins who never even talked to a girl who wasn't their mom, sister, or a cashier

I love being misogynistic. Feels good to hate roasties and still manage to get laid. :)

>>85244086
>Have you ever tried watching a movie with a woman?
Yes, it's really comfy when we're spooning in the couch.
>Have you ever known a woman that had a deep and varied appreciation for any art?
Yes, it's pretty cool even though I'm not that into it myself.
What about you anon, have you ever done anything with a woman?

>>85244218
>DUDE SEX LMAO
Simpleton.

>>85243413
2bh i want to throw acid on their faces

>>85243704
best post itt

>>85244257
Now now, I didn't even mention sex, calm down son.

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>>85243704
The reason you're so unsuccessful with women is because you think of them as anything else than another human being.
Go back to /r9k/ little faggot.

Sex feels so fucking good, lads.

>>85244394
The most successful Chads treat women like sex objects, not humans. And they like it.

>>85244422
Fucking sluts=/=Having an actual relationship

>>85243704
BASED POST

>>85244394
people with the least respect for women often have the most success with them. women like dominance and high status males, which ironically means men who treat them like the subhumans they are.

>>85244440
>Having an actual relationship
>with a fucking woman

>>85244414
I know right? Too bad betas in this thread won't understand.

>>85244449
>dude just treat women like shit lmao
You must be 18 to post here
>>85244455
>Being an autistic MGTOW faggot
LMAO

>>85244440
>he thinks his innocent little gf won't eventually cheat on him at the first opportunity
>he thinks his gf doesn't constantly think about "dating up" while still in a relationship
must be nice being 15

>>85244086
I graduated a few years ago and most women did better than the average guy in any subject, especially literature/film related stuff.

Men seem to be more prevalent on the highest and lowest ends of the spectrum though.

>>85243319
I agree

>>85243704
Nailed it

>>85244449
>women like
>incel pretending to know anything about what women like
Get off Youtube, kid.

>>85244422
>>85244449
>>85244455
could all of you get back to /r9k/ already? this is getting ridiculous. maybe leave your moms basement once in a while. but please take a shower before leaving the house

>>85244479
>EVERY GIRL IS A ROASTIE WHORE REEEEE
Boring.
>must be nice being 15
You tell me.

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>>85244474

>>85244455
>not having a longterm relationship with your high school sweetheart well into adulthood, getting married, and having healthy babbies

>>85244504
>numale pretending he's had sex
don't make me laff

>>85244523
Learn what "white knight" means dipshit. Telling you how autistic you are doesn't make me a white knight.

>>85244531
Projecting: the post.

>>85244512
>repetitive virgin/neckbeard insult #402
come up with some new material, ya?

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>>85244529
Lol you wish, in reality she fucks the football team behind your back and breaks up with you to """"discover herself"""" in college (AKA taking hundreds of dicks in every hole)
>>85244536
Not an argument.

>>85244529
>trying to force a relationship that obviously won't work because you got together in your teens and then naturally drifted apart by adulthood

>>85244455
it's possible, you're just a fundamentally unlikable individual.

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>be girls
>be all touchy feely with your friends and people think its funny and cute
>if youre male and do it youre called a gaybo

>>85244549
is this your attempt at a comeback?

>>85244553
>n-not an argument
>le epic steven molyneaux pseudo-intellect!
You saying I'm something I'm not doesn't make me that you fuckwit. Again, learn what words mean.

>>85244566
>Dude YOU'RE the problem
Male shaming 101

>>85244553
>molymeme
awesome rebuttal

>>85244553
>not being the captain of the football team

>>85244575
>comeback
who says that in the current year

>>85244553
Tell us more about yourself, maybe we can help

>>85244568
I'm sorry you can't jerk off your friends publicly man that'ts really unfair.

>>85244480
>regurgitating what the teachers say
>fucking the teachers for grades
wow so smart womyn

>>85244606
You severely underestimate how retarded the average guy is.

>>85244580
>>85244586
What's your purpose here? What do you gain? Are you hoping that you will enlighten us, show us the path, and suddenly we will renounce our misguided ways and step into the truth? If we're such horrible people than what the fuck are you doing here among horrible people? Go out and have a meaningful relationship with a woman you fucking idiot, according to you it's easy so what's stopping you?

>>85244568
There is nothing gay about jerking off your bros in public as long as you say no homo first

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>>85243794
Zoie likes video games

>>85244643
Which is odd, considering he clearly has very strong first hand experience of that fact.

>>85244643
Smarter than the average woman, for sure. Women are just better at manipulation and giving the appearance of intelligence.

>>85243413
lol white girls

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>>85244646
Please never post anything ever again

>>85244646
>it's easy
It rarely is, to be completely honest with you.

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>>85244086
films men will never ever ever understand

>>85244687
Make me, faggot.

>>85244257
>s-sex is for s-stupid p-people anyway!

>>85244687
Already did!

>>85244705
Damn you're tough I'm scared dude. Ok I take back what I said.

>>85244710
Well, people in Africa with an IQ of 60 have sex and have kids all the time. And many of the greatest geniuses in history never had kids or rarely had sex. So yeah, that seems to follow.

>>85243292
This. You'll get laid afterwards

>>85244719
I'll let you off easy this time, but don't fucking step up to me again motherfucker.

>>85244482
I'm glad you understand.

>>85244734
desu I wouldn't want my worst enemy to be a virgin. Everybody should experience sex at some point, particularly while they're young and with someone who loves them back.

>>85244752
New challenger approaches.
Fucking pussy.

>>85244654
>dat window view
Jelly

>>85244672
It depends on what you consider 'appearing intelligent'. In my experience, the average woman is organized and does well in school. Meanwhile, there are plenty of manchildren and guys who are just going to college 'because why not?'.

>>85243247
Pretty woman
Notting hill
Any old Disney movie
The notebook
Legend of the fall

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>>85244830
what's that?

>>85244866
I'll add to that:
Bridget Jones
Spirited Away
Das Boot

>when you watch a movie with a girl and finish the movie without doing anything because I mean... we're watching the movie, we were supposed to watch the movie, you're telling me we're not even going to watch it? watch like 20 minutes (I heard some people say don't even wait 10 minutes before you're fucking her! YOU CAN'T EVEN GET ANY IDEA OF THE MOVIE IN 10 MINUTES) and then start making out? how the fuck was I supposed to know that's how it works I thought we were "watching a movie" but apparently we're just "watching a movie ;)"

>>85244798
There's this trend with young people today and not having sex, though. It's strange. Cool guys that you think would have it easy have told me they're still virgins, at the age of 23.

>>85244394
What a sexy squash

>>85244917
Who are you quoting?

>>85244962
myself

anybody ever watch buffalo 66 with a girl

they just don't get it

2 > 4 > 1 >>> 3

>>85243656
That girl is a qt.

>>85244798
>loves them back
*loves their resources, social status, and attractiveness

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anything with two people laughing on the cover and the female lead has second billing

>>85245033
I only ever had the latter and it has worked just fine

>>85244827
A woman is a shallow stream: you can splash around and get your feet wet, but if you try to dive in you'll break your neck. A man is a rocky cave: underneath the stony exterior flows a torrential current.

>>85245064
You're not attractive.

>>85245048
Why does this make me so mad?

>>85245082
No really, I am

>>85245065
>tips fedora

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>>85245089
maybe you are insecure

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What movies does it look like this girl likes /tv/?

>>85245089
because women only smile at you as a joke to mock you

>>85245048
>>85245102
She's actually kind of a qt.

>>85245107
Baywatch

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>>85243247

>>85245134
do you mind if i save this webm?

Definitive normie girl movie/tv list
>netflix horror movies
>only anime she watches is from studio Ghibli and nostalgic anime like sailor moon and cardcaptors
>Mean girls
>the note book
>All will ferrell movies except stranger than fiction
>walking dead and GoT
>all 80's dance movies like Dirty dancing
>Disney movies only with the princesses

>>85245089
because you can only imagine what a terrible fucking person she really is and yet you also know for a fact that all the imagined reasons you hate her are likely to even pale in comparison to what she is and how it would feel to be able to glimpse the inside of her head on an average day, see her world from the inside out as she does

and really it makes you just want to cave her stupid smugly self-assured skull in because you resent her for so vapidly and blissfully ignorantly existing on this mortal plane on easy modo

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>>85245048
>>85245102

>>ywn marry her
>ywn raise a white family with her producing many smart children
>ywn listen to her raising your children as good little christians
>ywn listen to her teaching your kids and helping them with school work
>ywn come home and welcome you with a warm smile and a hot dinner with her and your kids
>ywn grow old with her

why even bother lads?

>>85245112
Why?
I'm in pretty good shape, got blue eyes, nice teeth. What did I do?

>>85243659
I wanted to make a Indian guy comment but i got banned last time

>>85245176
Perhaps you have the virgin walk and they can see right through your good looks?

>>85244480
Girls don't really mind diligent schoolwork because they are okay with mediocrity that is general education, with all the useless shit that comes with it. Mediocrity is usually much harder on the guys, there is a desire to do genuine engraved in us, on a large part because when you excel at something you have a higher chance to fuck. This is why guys get depressed mainly because of unfullfilling jobs unlike women who mostly get depressed because they settled with a guy instead of going for their unreliable tyrone or hulio or chad. Not even hating on women, they are precious, especially in the right hands, but their being is much closer to the truth to look for it in mastery.

>>85244911
sneaky

>>85245224
I have a nice, confident strut though.
The fuck?

>>85243656
>>85243292
>>85243791
wat

>>85245155
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

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>>85245065
incredible

>>85245065
Hell yeah!

>>85243670
kek

>>85244654
>zoie

thats one nigger tier name desu

>>85245065
woah

#wokeaf

>>85245396
her last name is Burgher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8mUfjswcqQ

>>85243656
amelia zadro

2>1>3>4

>>85245517
You'd pick a skelly Jew over THICCNESS?

>>85245538
Hell yeah mother fucker. I love me some hungry skeletons.

>>85243704
>all these virgin white knights attacking you

top kek, defending grills on the internet won't get you laid retards.

>>85245538
Skinny white girls with big Jew noses are my fetish.

>>85245673
It's not about defending girls, it's about making fun of incels like you and this other guy. Fucking losers.

>>85243413
Lolololol at the black girl forced to cameo from outside the car.

>>85245107
Superbad

>>85245673
>you
stop samefagging

>>85245748
>>85245887
Embarrassing.

>>85244086
This desu.
I was talking to a qt 8/10 at a party and she said she recently watched fight club, but it was too complicated for her.

>>85246058
I always get the feeling that girls just pretend to be dumb just to fit in. Like, they purposefully feign ignorance because guys think it's cute and they really aren't as dumb as they seem.

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>it's a gf gets to pick the movie episode

>>85243292
kek

>>85246350
She always picks good stuff, feels pretty good

>>85246273
lots of girls do this, but there are also a lot of girls who do this that are actually as stupid as they seem

>>85246541
>tfw my gf has shit taste
At least her foot game is on point.

>>85246821
Mine won't let me anywhere near her feet, can't have it all I guess.