/got/ General: Creatures from the Deep edition

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Best boy

>>85235384
>The Manlet That Was Promised

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>>85235384
*blocks your honor and promise to make a smart political marriage because seeing her saw off an enemy soldier's leg got your dick hard, resulting in you to never being able to avenge your father's death and for her, your mother, your unborn son, most of your men and you to get slaughtered at wedding feast, thus causing your family to lose their ancestral home and lands and condemning your house into obscurity for years to come*

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>>85235384

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>>85235474
that's a nice character you have there.

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>>85235384
I tried to flush it for everyone's sake but it won't stay gone

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>>85235502

>>85235523
noooo dabid nooo

>stabbed in the stomach like six times
>fall in a filthy city canal
>a good night's sleep cures her

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Nth for Jay C

>>85235609
dont forget the soup

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I like Qyburn. One of the better parts of nu-GoT

>>85235614
NOT AGAIN
FUCK OFF

>>85235662
Actress-made soup

>>85235668
Qyburn was interesting at first but they didn't really go anywhere with it

best part was definitely Arya serving Tywin instead of Roose

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>Why hello there Arya, it is I, Ed Sheeran
>*winks at camera*
What did he mean by this?

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>>85235427
Being a branfag is thinking that Isaac is a cute

Being a bestboy is understanding that Isaac is a stupid dumb faggot with a shitty storyline and king tommen is far superior

>>85235614
Please get that anti-semitic socialist off my thread

>>85235731
How is Emilia possibly gonna get and stay thin for all the months it'll take to film season 8?

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>>85235384
Best boy-girl.

>>85235749

I dunno. The chapter where Roose holds council and then decides to go wolf hunting is really great and establishes the timeline for when he turned really well.

>>85235779
stop
do not engage

>>85235668
AS IF DAVID AND DB WEREN'T THERE FROM THE FUCKING BEGINNING

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By not getting thin at all. Then she doesn't have to maintain.

>>85235502
how did she survive getting stabbed again and go parkouring next day?

>>85235810

The problem with season 2 in particular was that it didn't go into enough detail about the war in the Riverlands and Westerlands. You didn't realize why Tywin couldn't move against Stannis because of the stalemate around Harrenhal.

>>85235834
aimed at >>85235797

>>85235810
It did but it would've been pretty shit on tv

the interaction between Tywin and Arya was a better fit

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>>85235838
ask those Emmy Award winning writers

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>>85235779
You have to admit, Jews kind of have it coming with faking the whole holocaust thing

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>>85235821
I'm serious
We cannot let this literal Nazi into Whitehall

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is there one thing Game of Thrones does better than Rome?

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Question: when do you think Roose decided to betray Robb?

>Arya on her way to kill the king
>kills Jaime whilst on routine city watch duty
>steals his face
>rapes Cersei to death
>steals her face
>plans to donate the realm to Jon
>lust for power overtakes her
>stays queen and wars with Jon

>>85235931

She is really cute but they should have had her lift weight for at least a few months before shooting. Her sisters at least looked somewhat physical.

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Why only one episode?

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>>85235891
>he still thinks the holocaust didnt happen
still haven't grown out of that edgy /pol/ phase have you

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>>85235427
>>85235764

why do British men look more feminine that British women?

>>85235984
she's like 13 in that webm, it's old
not that she was ripped in the show or anything

>>85235969

A Clash of Kings - Arya X

>>85235533
aw no worries qtpi you tried your best *hug*

>>85235959
Getting renewed

>>85235764
I'm 150% straight and I'd fuck them over any girl in the show
no homo

>>85235969
Once he got his first letter from Tywin, probably before he came to Harrenhal. Definitely before Duskendale, at least.

>>85235973
>fingers herself to the thought of gendry fucking her tight virgin pussy
>cries afterward remembering that gendry told her she's a fuck ugly boy and unworthy of his king's sperm

>>85235857
She's not gonna embarrass herself around Kit by being fat anon

>>85235931
What's that she's holding?

>>85235384

did she fuck ed sheernan on set?

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>>85235931

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Daily reminder that Stannis is not dead.

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>>85235999
I'm a man of /sci/ence and until there's evidence supporting the holocaust I will remain a vigilant skeptic.

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>>85236013

Even her posture looks weak.

>>85236037
We see you Gendryfag

That pussy is Jon's only

>>85236053
How optimistic of you.

>>85236095
Why would she change her mind then lie about it to everyone?

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>>85235502
HELP
HELP

>>85235959
Stays on air

>>85236095
This is up there with the TDKR CIA parachute theory

>>85236101
>>85235984
Everything Dorne in S5 was really rushed. There weren't months to get in shape, they had to get filming fast without any prep time.

>>85235969
I think he always planned on betraying the Starks if he could
He just wanted the chance

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>>85235502
>>85235609
Don't forget how disgusting the cuts looked.

>>85235969
When Robb summoned the banners.

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>>85236143

>>85236178
Jesus she gutted the fuck out of her. It's ridiculous that she survived that, especially when so many characters get killed by a single sudden stab in this show.

>>85236133
women! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>85236058
A small gray cat, curled up and lying on its back in her arms.

>>85236178

omg is maisis ded ;~;

>>85236178
Also, Arya is the worst assassin ever. She was ambushed so easily, even when she KNEW there would be faceless men after her.

>>85236262
Is it of high moral character?

>>85235427

does this boy have more promise than Finn?

>>85236178
>based Waifunator was screwed out of a clear victory by Arya's plot armor

God damn it Dabid

>>85236100
>what are witness testimonies
>what are confessions from the SS and camp guards
>what is the Wannsee conference
>what is the Eichmann trial
>what is the Höfle telegram
>what are numerous camp blueprints
>what are dozens of mass graves in the USSR
>what are aerial and ground photos showing burning of Jewish bodies
>What are 5,7 million Jews that disappeared

>>85236233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4VOrrtdFZM

>>85235493
Like you would want to marry a frumpy Frey girl regardless of who else was around to ride your wintry dick.

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>>85235502

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>>85236101
to be fair, she's only a kid cast outta nowhere on a tight schedule of filming
kinda feel bad for her really as it seems to have been her first big role outside of Italy and the writers give her all the worst dialogue of the whole series and wind up cutting her role down to near nothing the next season

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>>85236234
>measter wolkan: your grace, a raven from house dustin
>jon: stannis has been reported alive, heading south to the twins
>jon: brienne, what is the meaning of this
>brienne: i'm sorry for lying jon, but it wasn't right... killing the man who your father died for with his own steal after attempting to defeat the house that betrayed you all so that he could secure the north for you in preparation for the white walker invasion
>jon: we must bend the knee to king stannis baratheon, hero of the north

>the king in the north
>the king in the north
>the king in the north

tfw Sansa being crowned Queen instead of Jon would have made more logical sense in the show but /got/ would have sperged about muh feminist propaganda

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>>85236178
*expertly kills you to death with fatal stabs*

Walk away fine after some soup

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>>85235988
Why only one episode?

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>>85236334
All of that is just type on a screen

show me some REAL evidence

>>85236389
I'd rather do that then be murdered at a feast. He could have just kept Talisa as a mistress instead of going full Peter Hitchens once he lewded her

>>85236471
It's all he wanted to do.

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>>85236471
>no proper broken men speech

>>85236441
that would be nothing but pure feminist fanfiction. even you know it.

>>85236233
The actress who patched her up told her she was trained as a witch, and she used to stab then fix her boyfriends all the time.

>>85236471
He kind of deserved it though, I don't know if you remember him talking to the Hound about all the evil shit he did but it was pretty fuck

>>85236233
it would be kewl if she died and terminator was wearing her face but after last ep it's pretty obvious it's not

>>85236482
1. He was too honorable (dumb) to fuck around on his wife. He was his father's son in that regard.

2. Literally no one expected Walder to murder banquet guests. That's why it worked.

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>>85236414
She can take comfort in the fact that she's fondly remembered for her breasts.
Try being the other one, who is probably the most disliked character in the whole show. Literally not one person likes her or her nipple armor.

Or the third one. Yes, apparently there's a third one no one ever noticed.

>>85236539
How convenient.

>>85236128
She lost weight for 7 then immediately blew up again.

She clearly didn't give a fuck for season 6 even when there was a nude scene, what changed you might ask?

>>85236532
But crowning a bastard king and shitting on feudal succession isn't fanfiction?

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how anyone could defend this trash is beyond me.... kekekekkekekekek

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>>85236568
Unless she's fulfilling Arya's list as payment to the many faced god for leaving the Faceless men, and trying to take over her life

>>85236599
Her 'I AM OBARA SAND' speech was so utterly annoying for some reason

>>85236648
Literally who has ever defended that fight scene?

>>85236627
Jon is a war king. And you don't seem to realize the real place that women hold in Westeros.

A half breed Stark man is better than a full blood Stark woman to the Northern Lords.

>>85236539
That doesn't explain how Arya stumbled across the city to their theatre and hid in the back for ages before the actress found her and brought her home, all while bleeding from four huge stab wounds to the stomach.

>>85236648
What was Dabid thinking with Dorne?

>>85236599
I am actually an idiot and never thought about the armor enough to think they actually had to make nipples on it

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>>85236414
>her head is so square
>yet her titties are so round

>>85235906
>supporting zionism
disgraceful

>>85236686
Pure pointlessness and stealing coolness points from Oberyn

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>>85236748
They weren't

it's this hack's fault Dorne is in the show

>>85236675
killing walder's whole 200 member family is a bit of an overkill though

>>85236790
I don't know, she seems like a psychopath who just likes killing lots of people

>>85236701
>Jon is a war king.

He fucking sucks at war.

>>85236817
He does. But so do the Northern Lords.

>>85236698

Matt Easton said it was just as well choreographed as all the other fight scens (somewhat better actually since the maori sand snek had experience in some kind of spear fighting) but that the editing and camera placement made it shite because they weren't allowed to film properly at that palace.

>>85236790
>overkill
not really. Odds are every single one of them was there to take part in the Red Wedding. They deserved what they got and even more for breaking Guests Right.

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>>85236686
>OBARA
Barbaro?

>>85236592
>forgetting that time Ned fucked around on his wife and made one of the most important characters in the book

>>85236859
Why does everyone criticize that fight in particular? The Dorne arc was asinine, but that fight scene seemed pretty run of the mill

>>85236910
I could see those rubber swords from a mile away

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Why are D&D always changin shit?
>2 myrelllas
>2 tommens
>3 FUCKING GREGOR CLEGANES
>2 Berics
>2 night kings
>2 Daarios
anyone I'm forgetting?

will we see more bad poosy tits this season?

>>85236910
It was awkward as fuck with everyone looking like they were playfighting.

>>85236879
yous ignorant

>>85236878
based Rigg

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>>85236879

>>85236599
I don't like her because she's that Whale Rider slut who got knocked up when she was 16.

>>85236879
But anon
He didn't fuck anyone but his wife.

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>>85236910

>>85236959
Gregor wasn't their fault, the actor got cast in the Hobbit films and wasn't available. They just improvised for season 2 since it was only a small role for the Mountain, then they recast for good with the current one.

>>85237020
So what, did Ned give birth to Jon on his own?

>>85236757
>supporting anti-semitism
And no, jews didn't poison your greatn grandfather's well either, dummy.

>>85236959
>2 Daarios
There were 3. The new ones played by Pilou Asbæk

>>85237035
I blame whoever thought it was a good idea to give them all "special weapons" like it's an RPG. Why is she fighting with a whip? Why two daggers? The spear is fine but the other two make no sense.

Funnily enough I believe Nymeria's actress worked for months with that whip trying to get good with it but then that badly put together fight made her work pointless.

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>>85236599
I wonder if it chafed.

>>85237079
>if you don't help us distabilize secular middle eastern states to help a country that routinely spies on the west you are LITERALLY an antisemite

>>85236959
>2 myrelllas
seems like they probably recast for a more experienced actress, and one that looked a little prettier

>2 tommens
aging him up and probably for a slightly more experienced actor

>3 FUCKING GREGOR CLEGANES
not their fault, Gregor1 left to be in The Hobbit(but ironically ended up being replaced by CGI)

Season 2 they had to improvise

Seasons 4+ they have a consistent actor

>2 Berics
first one was just a stand-in, was always gonna be replaced

>2 night kings
replaced because new one is a stunt performer, which they'll need for future scenes

>2 Daarios
First Daario left because he didn't like working on the show, not their fault

>>85236959
Night King doesn't matter much as it's only a stuntman really.
Beric was because he was only in one scene with no lines more or less in Season 1, then they got a different one when he became a proper character.

Daario is the only one they explicitly changed simply because they ended up not liking the first one for Season 3 or how it came off.

>>85236701
>A half breed Stark man is better than a full blood Stark woman to the Northern Lords.
By no law is this true.

>>85237035
Poor Snek is lost. Did they forget to give her any training at all?

>>85237193
>law

>>85237135
Those would have been the best nipples on GOT if she had shown them, right?

>>85237077
>showfags
they literally spilled the beans on the 20 year secret last season anon. keep up

>>85237251
>almost black nipples

>>85237251
Not while Snek exists

>>85236959
>>2 myrelllas
>>2 tommens
Two small blonde kids doesn't really break the emersion. Probably a good thing we got a better actor for Tommen.

Gregor 1 and 3 are based and look similar enough for it to not be significant.

>2 Berics
We saw the first Beric in like 1 scene and the next time we see him he's immensely fucked up and been through hell so it wasn't bad at all.

>2 night kings
Stuntmen in a mask

>2 Daarios
Probably the most obvious one. The first actor was a sleezy fuck tho so i'm glad he's gone.

>>85236701
>>85237193
>Tully looking shit
>not a half breed

lol

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>>85237256
>implying R + L = J
>implying R + L =/=D

>>85237159
>aging him up
They didn't age him up by that much though. If you look at Tommen in S2 he's notably older than in S1. It's no more immersion breaking than Brans growth spurt.

>>85237310
They didn't have a problem with Robb

>>85237105

desu the snek actors themselves didn't do anything wrong.

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A true beauty she is

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Did Ned Stark hire a faceless man disguised as Ned to fuck his wife Catelyn? We know from the books that Ned was a known homosexual who feared vaginas more than anything. Is it possible that he hired faceless men fuck and impregnate his wife?

>>85237358
Yet they were the ones punished by getting basically their entire plotline cut out of S6. They had what, two scenes all season?

>>85236334
who cares.

doesnt mean we should bend over for them now

kike

>>85237354
That's because all of Ned's sons looked like Tully fucking shits, you have no choice.

Now you can go for Ned's Stark looking bastard, or Lady Tully shit looking Bolton

RIP Rickon

>>85237151
Go back to /pol/ with your conspiracy theories, you anti-semite.

Threadly reminder that Ned secretly married ashara at the Harrenhall tourney and was about to announce it to his family when Brandon got murdered. His arranged "marriage" to cat was illegitimate and all his half Tully shit kids are illegitimate bastards an Jon is the actual heir

>>85236541
>it was pretty fuck
What what?
Did you

>>85237387
>implying the Robb, Sansa, Arya and Bran aren't Benjen's
>implying Rickon isn't Jon's

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>>85237445

https://youtu.be/NrucjhY-mfs

>>85237486
>implying Jon Snow isn't the love child of Brandon and Ashara

Quit posting this shit.

>>85237440
>who cares

Yes, who would care about 20 million dead people? Clearly they deserved it for being Jewish.
Show some respect you Neo-Nazi retard

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No

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>>85237494

>>85236334
Quit taking the bait

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>>85237526

>>85237494
I wanna see SWEATY BRAN FACE

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>>85237507
Great contribution, pal.

Why didn't Stannis return to Storms End after Blackwater? Why go back to Dragonstone with no resources?

>>85237506
Jon is Ned and asharas. Cat was an unknowing patsy to a bigamist. Ned had to marry the ditz for her fathers army. Already married to Ashara. Cats kids were the bastards

>>85237643
A lot of what Stannis does stems from ill gotten pride and the red witch.

>>85237445
what did he mean by this

>>85237643
He went to Dragonstone to recoup, then went North. If he had gone to storm's end, he would've been put under siege and trapped.

>>85237489
most retarded post of the day tbqh
robb is brynden's
salsa is radmure's
arya is jon's
bran is bran's
rickon is robb's
this is common knowledge

>>85237730
>>85237755
Both fair points lads. Love you guys xx

>>85237643
Storms end can be held with a pathetically small number of men, hence the necessity of the shadow demon. Stannis could probably hunker down here, but if he wanted to try to take kings landing again, dragontone was probably better

>>85237751
he loves me ;)

*extremely jorah mormont voice*: khaleesi

Arya survivng being slashed across the stomach and stabbed multiple times and then full healing within a day is pretty stupid but it doesn't come close to the bullshit of Jon actually being killed and coming back to life.

Couldn't give a shit if "it's got magic and draguns lolxD", having people come back to life ruins the impact of death because well..why not do it to fucking everyone else who died

>>85237817
Because the lord of light doesn't work through jsut anyone

>>85237560
Which one do you think bottomed?

Or did they just exchange brojobs?

>>85237522
what a wuss

dont hear you crying over the starving niggers.

jidf kikes never change

>>85237643
Shipbreaker Bay is a bad place to dock a fleet.
Much of the Stormlands bent the knee to Joffery after BW, while most Narrow Sea Houses kept true.
The Lannister fleet was scuttled on the BW, it would take time to mount an offensive on Dragonstone.

>>85237494
Lol fucking Liam stays awake at night to this day wondering what in the fuck Isaac meant by that posturing

>>85237880
Fuck you, you don't now anything bout me

I regularly donate to charity, and have adopted two young African boys. I spend most of my free time campaigning for an end to the capitalist system that oppresses blacks and make sure to listen to the voices of PoC.

Who's the biggest hypocrite in GOT?

I'd say Stannis

>>85237878
Probably brojobs, though if it was topping or bottoming Dean probably for top

i wonder if any isaac nudes will leak like that fapping video of Dean

>>85237964
Shut the fuck up JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>85237817
I disagree. Job coming back works becuase of magic. Arya didn't use magic, and the whole training thing she did was full of plot holes the size of Kansas.

>>85237909
>Shipbreaker Bay is a bad place to dock a fleet.
How come?

>Much of the Stormlands bent the knee to Joffery after BW
I thought that was only the Tyrells?

>>85237909
>The Lannister fleet was scuttled on the BW, it would take time to mount an offensive on Dragonstone.
Fair

>>85236471
>expecting him to be a recurring character on Game of Tits&Dragons

>>85237964
>>85237987
>Starts a war over people usurping "his" throne
>only claim is that he's the brother of a usurper

>>85236389
He could've just married her and had any side-pussy he wanted, considering his status.

>>85237964

Tywin, Stannis is a close second tho. Tyrion is also horrible.

I cannot wait until Sunday. I hope we get a lot more time with Sam, his scenes always make me kek.

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>>85237987

>>85237996
>How come?
Uh, you think that name was ironic?

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what's this nigga's endgame?

>>85236701
I'm actually interested why is nobody giving any credit to CIA and/or Robin Arryn.
I mean they would lose if it wasn't for Knights of Vale.

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>>85238045
FUCKING STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85238086

To bring back Good King Joffrey from the dead.

>>85238028
This, as Walder couldn't complain with all the affairs he's had. The problem is Robb hates how Jon is treated by Cat, and wanted to make sure none of his kids, legit or natural, ever felt that abuse

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>>85237996
>Shipbreaker Bay
>Shipbreaker Bay
>Ship. Breaker.

>>85238086
He just wants the freedom to research medical science unimpeded.

>>85238119

Coitus Interruptus, if done correctly, is an effective form of birth control.

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>>85238107
>Look Dan, a stannisfag

>>85237996
Large reefs and constant storms.
When Renly died his Stormlander bannermen went over to Stannis, a good number surrendered following BW, though those Houses have younger sons that followed Stannis north.

Post Dornefu pics

>>85235931
It's not fair to compare superior Mediterranean genetics with Anglos.

>>85238043
Samwise Tarley spinoff when?

>>85236747
Not to mention that filthy well water she fell into with giant, open wounds. No infection. Or do infections not exist in GoT lore?

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Stannis sits on the iron throne in the end. The betting markets dropped ridiculously once he "died" so I immediately bought over 400 dollars worth of it in anticipation for the reveal that he's still alive.

>>85238233
The Glass Candle Game

>>85238135
yeah but he doesn't like peer reviews

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Cast them

>>85238366
Dabid - Jorah Mormont

The other one - Varys

>>85238366
Two shiesty iron bankers

>>85238366
doran and doran jr

>>85236334
>witness testimony
>roller coasters into ovens
>masturbation machines
>human skin lampshades
Let's not go there

>>85238524
>believing /pol/ disinfo

>>85237387
why would he need to hire anyone let alone a faceless man?

>>85235779
>If you hate Israel you have to be anti-semitic

>>85238025
>Throne claimed by force alone
>Another claimant fucks up the madman who raped his wife after burning people and a prince who stole a betrothed women by force
>Takes throne by force alone
>Is a usurper
Fuck off Baratheons are the legit line, especially after that idiot ordered the beheading of two innocent lords

Bran: "Jon! It's been so long since I've seen you!"
Jon: "My have you grown little brother"
Bran: "I'm a big boy now Jon*
*Bran slides his hand down to Jon pants
Bran: "Treat me like a big boy big brother"
Jon: "Bran stop, that's weird"
Bran: "Do you know it means to be a cripple? You can fuck me as hard as you like in my asshole and I won't feel a thing"
Jon: "Bran that's still disgusting. What would father think if he saw you like this?"
*Bran wargs into Jon and makes him pull down Bran's pants fucking the shit out of his own pale white ass using Jon's erect penis, ensuring that he pulls out in time to get the cum all over Bran's face
Bran: "Mmmm that is tastey"
Jon: "It's done then. I'll arrange to have you carried to my bedroom tonight. Just do exactly what you just did and don't disappoint me. I'll even bring Sans_"
Bran: "NO SANSA. NO GIRLS."
Jon: *whispers* "fucking gay faggot"

>>85236095
this is really pathetic

>>85238623
>Throne claimed by force alone
Should have stopped here. If you're not aware that blood right and lines of succession is bullshit there's no point in you watching the show or reading the books seriously.

>>85238627
Why do you think this way

Is the hound a virgin? In the book at least I got that impression.

>>85238673
Right of conquest stupid nigger

>>85238366
Members of Renley's gay haram.

>>85238694
Severe crippling autism and edginess beyond the comprehension of all normies and most of the "autists" that inhabit this shithole corner of the internet

>>85238673
Me saying the throne is claimed by force alone is an acknowledgment that blood right is bullshit you idiot
Thats why Targs lost their claim to a throne when they lost their war

>>85238698
Sansa gave it up to him several times in the godswood

>>85238552
I've actually read the Nuremberg trials. An absolute joke of a kangaroo court. Defendants were literally not allowed to defend themselves. And yes, those debunked myths all come directly from "witness testimony" at the Nuremberg trials.

You don't lose a fucking claim. Clearly you are a fucking claimant to the throne if a lot of vassals within a kingdom support the restoration of your dynasty. In feudalism the king is dependent on his vassals.

>>85238366
Yeah definitely Iron Bankers

>>85236648
Over designed.
Every thing is like stone and snake theme.

>>85238830
People in power tend to respect the rules that give them that power, but that only goes to the extent that breaking those rules would be more beneficial. The common people do not care about lines of succession and are sheep as far as anyone is concerned, left completely uninformed and powerless.

I'm actually glad Jon is going to be leaving Ghost behind I'm fucking tired of seeing those fluffy bastards die

>>85235882
Bong sluts be best sluts

>>85238830
>the Mountain rapes ur claim into the ground
woops there goes ur claim

>>85238955
Why are you calling those girls sluts? They just wanna have fun sad boy.

>>85238903
It's not that bad. They'll be irked if a mass murdering kin slayer who blows up the Vatican becomes Queen.

>>85235502
Looks like the melting dude who gets hit by a car in Robocop.

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>>85238294
Stannis is the least likable character.

Oh wait, I meant 'was'.

>>85239016
Most people wouldn't even know about that.
Peasants are mostly uninformed as to the goings on in the rest of the world.

As strange as it may sound, they don't typically get to hear of anything that happens outside their own hamlet or whatever dung pile they live in.

/got/ I need help quick, what's this song?

http://www.cliphunter.com/w/2584054/Marry_Me_Caprice
(yeah this is porn don't lose your job over it SFW for a minute anyway).

>>85239016
Yeah probably

>>85238933
Wait where is ghost being left?

>>85238620
But that's true. Refusing the Jews their rightful homeland, even after killing 20 million of them, is anti-Semitism, plain and simple.

>>85239077
The song is called "checked" by the "american psychos"

>>85239070

That's really exaggerated and based ona pretty flawed view of the middle-ages as a dark age.

One of the shittest things about ASoIaF is that Gurm doesn't understand religion or language. The religious institutions have next to no power in this supposedly medieval setting (at least before affc) while the Pope was a huge player in politics up to 1648.

why do people still think stannis ever had a rightful claim?

>>85239108
err I don't remember but the leaks said he leaves ghost somewhere and ghost stays there for the rest of the season

>>85239194
He was the rightful King of Westeros, that is NOT up for debate.

>>85239143
How the fuck is it the rightful home of medieval ashkanazi converts over arabs who've lived their for thousands of years

>>85238761
and why Stannis has no more right to the throne than Joffrey

>>85239249
says who?

>>85239194

He had by the traditions of succession the strongest claim, somewhat diminished by the fact that his dybnasty had only recently gained the throne and that Joffrey claimed to be Robert's son.

However none of that matters if people think your a cunt and would rather see another person or dynasty on the throne.

>>85239077
>>85239162
Anon pls! I just lost my fiancee over not knowing the song, thanks for nothing!

But seriously anyone knows? I youtubed wedding song/march/entrance etc.. but find nothing.

>>85239295

And of course to the people who are Targ loyalists the Baratheon have no legitimacy whatsoever so Aegon or Dany (which is really up for debate since Aegon would be the natural heir to Aerys but he named Viserys as his heir instead):

>>85239275
Jews lived there for thousands of years, Palestinians are Arab migrants from medieval times. Besides, God gave us this land as our home, giving us the superior right.

>>85239295
So Joffrey was a usurper. By that logic baratheons were also usurpers and only targaryens have a rightful claim.

Will Theon be the first transsexual on the show?

#MakeTheonThea

Really the only logical position is that whoever sits on the iron throne is the "rightful" king, and every other claimant is a pretender until they manage to take it.

>>85239307
Think about it. It's classic music used in a porn video, it's probably popular (popular by classic standards) and you wouldn't need to search that hard once you're looking at the right category (the right category being classical music, not fucking wedding music)

>>85239366
>God
Maybe after you admit you were wrong about Christ. Trajan said he was doing God's will

>>85239366
Yet they lost it because they pissed off Rome. So why should modern Arabs suffer?

>>85239350
Jon has the strongest Targaryen claim

>>85239077
Hello, anon.
This piece is called 'Suite Orchestrale, Ouverture n. 3 in Re mag BWV 1068, Air' !

>>85239440

Yeah if people knew about it sure.

But it's really up to if people respect the natural primogentiure succession, or the last king's wishes (Rhaegar was never King). Since Aerys named Viserys as his heir and Dany is Viserys heir.

>>85239368
Ah yes, but by that logic, the Targs were usurpers and there should still be seven kings

>>85239488

Oh and Aegon, if alive, would come before Jon if you go by Rhaegar's heirs.

>>85239492
They can't be usurpers, they created a new realm entirely. A realm westeros is still living under

>>85239430
Christ was not the Messiah, as he does not fit the Messianic prophecies.
>>85239436
Arabs were the main instigators of the Holocaust. Hitler himself got the plan from the Grand Mufti of Palestine.

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>>85235427


bestboy at jerkin off with his cousin kek topfaggot

>>85239449
You're the best.
May your waifu one day be yours. (Or in your dreams or something if you're more of a 2D enthusiast).

>>85239537
They created that realm by forcefully removing or subjugating all 7 independent kings against their will, by using dragons.

This is the 'right of conquest', which is the same way Robert Baratheon won the throne.

>>85239492
In real life, it took an invading Danish army in order to unite the seven English kingdoms to form England. The king that rose to power was the king of Wessex, the most powerful kingdom. No foreign kings were successful in the end. The Targaryans are foreign and hopefully they all die in the end.

>>85239558
>Christ was not the Messiah, as he does not fit the Messianic prophecies.
What you mean, of course is that He did fufill them in the way you wanted, i.e. a secular state with Jews as the elites.

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>>85239573
>(Or in your dreams or something if you're more of a 2D enthusiast)

>>85239537
A new realms made up of the previous kingdoms, and the people living in them.

>>85239602

England hasn't had an English dynasty as kings since 1066 m8.

>>85239585
And then lost it to Lannisters

>>85239602
The Kingdom of England was united under King Arthur Pendragon

>>85237251
Her sand sister has better tits

>>85239606
I know right, 1D is where it's at.
2d are sluts and 3d, I shudder just to think about it.

>>85239603
>He did fufill them in the way you wanted, i.e. a secular state with Jews as the elites.

No he didn't you dumb fuck

>>85239602
Technically the Andals and First Men are also foreign. Only the children are native to westeros

>>85239562
When was that video uploaded? He only became an adult about a couple years ago.

>>85239708
The Dorthaki will enrich Westeros with their rich culture.

>>85239766

I really wish that the Dothraki would be an independent apocalyptic horde like Attila or Genghis instead of willingly following Dany Sue.

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>>85239758

>>85239680
What is America?

>>85239807
That's what they used to be like during the Century of Blood.

Right now they are just waiting for their stallion that mounts the world prophecy to come true again and they will return to that.

>>85239844
Kek.

>>85239680
He did, Jew, but since the mindset of your race is one of a singular, worldly grasping you refused to agknowledge it. Christ's kingdom is heavenly and eternal, and your peole were pissed he didn't carve out a temporal nation for you here on earth.

reminder baratheons are an extinct house

>>85239849
'Stallion' that mounts the world is sexist. Dany saw to it that it was a MARE mounting the world ;)

>>85239937
Except Gendry

>>85239958
A mare doesn't mount anything, dumbfuck

>>85239958
she's just a mare getting mounted by the world ffs. How's she expecting to marry anyone when she's a fucking roastie.

>>85240046
bastard

>>85240046
Not a Baratheon yet

>>85240053
A lot actually do

>>85240061
how will Dany cope with Jon's little pecker when she's used to Drogo's horse dick?

Will she take Tormund as a paramour and only fuck Jon once in a while to make sons (most of which will somehow be 6'2+ and have red fiery beards anyway)?

>>85236471
Huhuhuhuhu

>>85240159
Tormund is a manlet

>>85240234
hmm? He's 6'1.
Not a giant by any mean, but he's no Kit "5'8 wearing heels standing on a box' Harrington.

>>85240234
>>85240271
oh you were talking about the book character. Was talking about show (obv). Jon and Dany never hook up in the books because we're never getting any more books anyway.

>>85240271
Tv tormund is barely 6 feet if even, book tormund is literally barely 5

>threads almost back to comfy level, you can have some sort of discussion
>new episode in 40 hours, will soon be back in spam mode and no one reading anything

can this season be over already?

>>85240109
>yet
Is there anyone alive who can/would legitimize him?

>>85235764
Nice samefag retard

>>85238366
Evil Trey Parker and Malevolent Matt Stone

>>85240431

He's not an acknowledged bastard like Edric Storm. No one knows who he is except for Varys and Littlefinger and they have no real proof. He also wasn't raised in a court like Edric Storm and wouldn't know shit about anything. He's literally an illiterate slum-dweller.

>>85236305
finn has a job
dean literally who chapman is literally unemployed

New thread when?

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>>85236468
A faceless men is supposed to be no one, you are still someone waif.

Someone make a new thread about best character. We all know who that is.

Was the Sam liquid shit montage the stupidest scene in the show's history or can something of a worse one?

>>85240551
Tommen

>>85240431
Davos and Varys can vouch for him.

>>85240604
Nym not being the one to get her tits out was pretty stupid

>>85240604
That was one of the funniest scenes you normie faggot

>>85240551
Done!


>>85240632
>>85240632
>>85240632

>>85240616
tommenfagging, party of 1

>>85240551
Dani thread coming up

>>85239188
The high septon was a puppet of the throne since the recent past in this universe. The bloody and barbarous civil war brought a revival to the seven as the lords were weakened