/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

why was rebecca del taco auto-tuned to shit when she can clearly sing beautifully naturally in mulholland drive?

>>85119034
It was probably Moby's fault.

I hope Cole confronts Diane next episode.

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>>85119008
Who was in the wrong here?

>>85119034
No idea and it bothers me too. The weight gain wouldn't have hindered her voice. Fat people can typically sing well.

>>85119094
a m y s t e r y i s a f o o t

>>85118037
It makes sense though, Lynch is pretty obsessed with doubling.

>>85119034
I dunno but I'm glad her makeup game is tighter this time around. She looked gross as shit in Mulholland Drive

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the chad stride

>>85119082
Either next ep or the episode after. He'll have to confront her about this.
My guess is she's not helping Bad Dale by choice. He has some kind of leverage on her. She's fucking terrified of him.
Remember she did her damnedest to keep them from bringing her along. If she was meant to spy on them if they came for her, that would explain her abrasive attitude.

>>85119149
Considering the way she dies while lip syncing I'm pretty sure that was on purpose.

>>85119182
Maybe. I think your idea makes the most sense but she might also be helping him out of loyalty to Cooper and doesn't know that Dopplecoop isn't Cooper.

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>>85119157

>>85119206
That I can also see. It'll all depend on what happened the last time they met at her house.

>>85119034
Weird thing is there's no autotune in the original version, Lynch added it. Next time he does a Q&A, someone should ask him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHc-GXuubwQ

>>85119034
what's up with all the fat bitches in S3? it's disgusting

how can you tell it was autotuned

>>85119297
with your ears

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>>85119276
>he hasn't seen Wild At Heart

>>85119297
I listened. Pitch correction kicks in after the sound is made, not before. Listen for it and you'll hear it a lot.

>>85119297
The pitch of a human voice naturally wavers and glides between notes when moving, it doesn't sound like a monophonic synthesizer.

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Was Dougie raped?

So the supernatural is beginning to spill out from the lodge into Twin Peaks right? Explains the noise in the Great Northern, Jerry's foot, Johnny going crazy and Richard being possessed by a lodge spirit?

>>85119503
He clearly loved it.

>>85119503
>kid awoken by his parents making sex sounds
>try to swat fly but hits person instead

This is some really dated comedy, Lynch, even for you.

>>85119317
lynch's worst

>>85119517
Yep pretty much. The theory is that the universe is breaking down because there are two Coopers occupying it at the same time.

>>85119601
maybe, but no contemporary director would've played the fly scene like lynch did

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>>85119606
I'd rather watch it than The Elephant Man or Dune but yeah, it's on the lower end of his movie career. I still like it though, especially since it's got Laura Dern in it.

>>85119503
yeah but the good kind of rape

>>85119157
the chad SPRINKLE

>>85119992
who was in the wrong here?

>>85119008
Fire Walk with Me was incomprehensible to me.

Can anyone explain it?

Was Laura's soul split in two, one half which went to "heaven" and the half stuck in the Black Lodge?

>>85120017
how did you get that?
At the end Laura obviously passes on to the white lodge / the afterlife with the help of Cooper.
When she comes back 25 years later she has turned into a being of white light so it's obvious she wasn't stuck in the lodge

>>85120017
Laura never went to heaven, the ending is pretty ambiguous.

>>85120064
she has t r a n s c e n d e d

>>85120017
"The angels will return, and when you see the one that’s meant to help you, you will weep with joy."

>the news scenes in episode 7 that were day for night shots aren't day for night on the news broadcast in the newest episode

>>85119788
There is no good kind of rape. Rape is rape. Dougie's vocal enough to have stopped it if he wanted to. Hell he could have just judo chopped janey or squeezed her hand off if he wasn't feeling it.

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>>85120117
thats the one scene that should have been left in

>>85120315
It was a nice moment between Doc and Laura but it was inessential, that (great) line is just needlessly literalizing the film's ending.

Should've definitely kept the fan scene though.

>>85120064
Because they were in the red room, which I always assumed what the Black Lodge.

>>85120580
It's the waiting room

>>85120064
Tbqh, how the fuck do you get fucking ANYTHING in Twin Peaks?

Really though. Was the hell was Cooper being stuck in security footage while David Bowie walks by? And why is this Judy supposed to be important?

>>85120077
So the angel thing was just Lynch being "cool."

Gotcha.

>>85119503
Legally sure, but I don't think he minded it which is really all that matters

>>85120624
When was this clear in the film or original show?
I ask this because I haven't seen the revival, but even then, that's just sloppy writing.

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Leo, no!

the whole "controversy" about the Dougie sex scene is fucking stupid. People arguing consent fail to realize that we don't see the initiation of the sex, we just cut to it. We don't see if Janey-E asks "do you want to fuck" and Cooper replies "Fuck". We just cut to it. All these people that are arguing that she in fact raped him are stupid. If he replied like that, she of course assume consent. And sometimes couples don't even do that. Sometimes shit like that is unstated because you've known your partner long enough to KNOW when they want to. It's like a bunch of virgins who've never had sex are arguing about something they have no actual experience with. Well, that or their sex lives just fucking suck.

>>85120686
When, in the original show, The Man From Another Place says the words "This is the waiting room"

>>85120301

>Dougie, I want to have sex with you
>"have sex with you"

considering that Dougie just repeats whatever is told to him, I don't think it really qualifies as "consent"

it could have gone like this;

>Dougie, I want to fuck you
>"fuck you"
>Janey-E cries herself to sleep

and Dougie wouldn't know the difference between the two scenarios

>>85120755

Janey-E literally doesn't know who her husband is

>>85120755
Nothing you said in this post disproves rape.

>Cooper replies "Fuck"
>she of course assume consent
He just repeats what people say. It isn't consent. If someone "assumes" the other person is 18 (or 16 rather in most US states) that doesn't keep it from being statutory.

>couples
Yeah, Janey-E thinks Cooper is her husband but in fact he's not. Ignorance isn't a defense in committing a crime.

In any case I think you're overreacting to the posts on here since most people aren't serious and just think it's funny to argue about it and see the humor in what happened. Now the people on Twitter saying it are most likely serious and offended by it.

>>85119992

Why couldn't there be more Cera?

It was so cringe I could hardly watch, yet I loved it.

>>85119082
I hope literally anything happens after the filler we got this week.

Lynched I know, but Christ shit needs to start happening. 8 episodes left, needs to start getting in gear.

>>85120817
>Janey-E literally doesn't know who her husband is
She doesn't know that. She just thinks he's changed his ways. There's an obvious over exaggeration of denial going on here for comedic effect, plus the indication that he goes through some weird moments because of the car accident he was in.

>I don't think it really qualifies as "consent"
It would qualify consent TO HER because she, like most people, would obviously assume that, especially when they don't reject the initiation or the actual intercourse. Not many people have fucked the human equivalent of a parrot, so this isn't accidentally something you can judge 100% based on reality.

>>85120580
the black lodge is explained in the show as the transition place between the world and the white lodge (afterlife)
At the end Laura is seeing an angel and she cries with joy so it's implied she's about to transcend to the afterlife
In the revival she comes back as a being of light which is soon expelled from the lodge
I think it's pretty clear what happened

>>85120932
>accidentally
disregard "accidentally"

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>>85120936
Nope, the red room is a purgatory, but the black lodge and the white lodge are separate places. One for good and one for bad.

pic related.

Hey everyone

Why is Herman Cain's website filled with Twin Peaks stuff https://www.hermancain.com/

Yes that Herman Cain

>>85121039
who the guy on top

>>85120735
>much needed r&r
Yeah, I'm sure she's real busy.

>>85120755
Dougie is too mentally challenged to consent.

>>85120735

>r&r time

She shouldn't go to work at the diner dressed like that. Where's her uniform. That is where you WORK, Shelly!

>>85121139
Because he's baller.

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>>85121139
Haha what the fuck. Why does this look like a hack?

>>85120063
he looks great for his age, seriously impressed

>>85121180
>mentally challenged can't consent
Yes, some comes, and there isn't a real mental illness that turns you into the equivalent of a human parrot.

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>>85121139
Hilarious.

>>85121139

This is fucking bizarre kek

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CUTE!!

>>85121252
*can
f this, I'm going to sleep. Can't even type coherently

>>85121252
t.rapist

>>85121286
I said some, not all, you cunt
and people also forget the part where she took him to the doctor, and he said nothing significant about his mental state. For all we know, he could of said he was fine.

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A cute maid appears!

>>85121324
>he could of said he was fine.
No, he couldn't, He's like a parrot

HERMAN CAIN IS /OURGUY/
BASED

>>85121039
that's not how it is explained in the show but thanks for sharing your fanfiction

>>85121329
>maid

nigga, thats butler

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May the road rise up to meet your wheels

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>>85121367
I'm already picturing reddit throwing a fit because the ''ebil conserbatibe likes Twin Peaks too?''

>>85119008
Reminder that if you liked episode 8 it means you have the brain capacity of a cat.
>omg I am so being mesmerized by these sparkling images and changing colors! such art!
this is you

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>>85120686
>accuse the show of having sloppy writing when actually you just have a sloppy attention span

>>85121443
Agreed, plus it was just a ''tree Of Life'' rip-off

>>85121352
If he said anything about his mental state, it would have been on screen. Perhaps you and others should take this as realizing that it obvious that a lot of people are completely obvious to his condition, except a few select individuals, especially considering all the shit he's been through. And then perhaps you should also consider the possibility that these individuals don't see him as retarded as we do and that possibly something more is going on.

>>85121443
If you want a new Lynched picture jsut ask.

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>>85121139
ahahahahahahahahaha

>>85121463
*oblivious

>>85121463
>you should also consider the possibility that these individuals don't see him as retarded

I'm gonna use this in court the next time I rape someone

>>85121272
>tfw you have to go back to Missoula, Montana

>>85121463
it was explained in the show, why are people still arguing this?
The original Dougie sometimes spent days in a daze and it was explained to the people who knew him as aftereffects from a car accident, which is why everyone just accepts it blindly now

>>85121446
Kek, that is a fair point, anon.

>>85121490
You might be more retarded than Dougie is. I'm talking about in the context of the show, the possibility that they literally don't see him as being as retarded as we do because they can't. There is nothing normal about this Dougie situation, especially considering only a few individuals notice that he's not there, yet not even a doctor can tell he is a parrot.

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>>85121566
>the possibility that they literally don't see him as being as retarded as we do because they can't

don't even reply to me again

>>85121515
>and it was explained to the people who knew him as aftereffects from a car accident, which is why everyone just accepts it blindly now
But this daze goes even beyond the believability of that explanation, even for fiction standards. And some people that don't even know him don't realize how severe his state is.

>>85121566
> the possibility that they literally don't see him as being as retarded as we do because they can't.

They can't because Lynch wrote it that way and he's weird.

>>85120735
>the rastafari flag or whatever pot heads call it
BLACKED

>>85121625
she literally has mulatto kids, sherlock

>>85121139
>republican
hes a rapist just like lynch

>>85121615
that's entirely consistent with the tone of the original show

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15 minutes into chocolate cake and he gives you this look

>>85121659
>BLACKED 20 years ago
how can we, the whitey, even compete?

>>85121600
>don't even reply to me again
Mate, it's fine if you don't agree with me or think what I'm saying is stupid, but you don't have to be a damn baby about it. What did me calling you more retarded than Dougie hurt feelings?

>>85121683
I know I can't, I just let my wife fuck black bulls on the weekend, that's the only keeping our marriage afloat

>>85121673
How does he eat chocolate cake and stay in such great shape?

Also I just realized, how heartbroken is Janey going to be if Coop comes to his senses? They've built up their relationship too much to go back easily, probably the whole point.

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>>85119317

>>85121673
>I just wanted chocolate cake
>But then I got raped

>>85121741
Better question is how he stayed in good shape during the 25 years in the lodge since he only has been out again for a few days

>>85121710
it's a fucking meme you crossposting tourist

>>85121741
>how heartbroken is Janey going to be if Coop comes to his senses?
She wants to spend the rest of her days with a mumbling retard

>>85121713
me too. i have to admit, there is something pleasant about seeing my beloved wifey getting gang banged by a pack of superior black men, I just don't know why it is.

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Wild at Heart is the best Lynch film

>>85120932
>But officer, the passed out drunk girl sort of nodded when I took her pants off which to me is giving consent, that's all that matters r-right?

Who cares if she raped Dougie anyway but your argument is fucking retarded

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>>85121683
by giving her much needed vitamin D

>>85121673
Dougiee wunt sets

>>85121799
nice false equivalence. This issue is obviously more complicated than that, moron

>>85121805
All I want for my birthday is a Shelly sex scene

>>85121683
the eternal whitey can never compete with the bbc

>>85121805
>vitamin d
what this lady needs is some melanin injections right now, two to be precise, at the same time.

>>85121854
>not 3
For shame.

>>85121769
Spacetime is probably different in the lodges.

>>85121798

Lost Highway.

>>85121443
the sparkling images, not so much, like a lot of scenes this season, it just crossed the line of being too "long"
the convenience store scene is pretty ominous though, and I like how it suggests that the convenience store is INSIDE the atom

>>85119606
>>85121798
You're both wrong, it's solid mid-tier Lynch.

>>85121833
Damn you got me. So a person who has essentially zero communication skills is able to give consent because the other person said so, got it.

Is Blue Velvet most like Heineken or Pabst Blue Ribbon?

>>85121805
I've got some vitamin D for her
In my pants. Hahahaha.

>>85121769
the Arm made him dance while it evolved

>>85121969
Are Americans really retarded enough to think Heineken is a good beer?

>>85121989
FUCK THAT SHIT

>>85121989
Are Europeans really retarded enough to think we drink beer for the taste and not to get hammered?

>>85121980
imagine if you pulled down your pants and instead of your penis there were vitamins haha wouldn't that just be crazy

>>85121980
i dont get it

>>85121963
You're comparing an unconscious person who can't verbally speak to a person who is capable of saying words.

>>85121989
>good
>beer
What did he mean by this?

>>85122021

imagine if instead your balls it was grapes haha wouldn't Kyle look silly hah!

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>>85122011
>getting hammered from drinking water

>>85121999
PABST BLUE RIBBON

>>85122033
He is capable of saying words the same way a parrot is capable of saying words

>>85122011
>drinking beer to get hammered
holy shit only americunts can be this fucking stupid

>>85122033
Have you even watched this show? Dougie is an invalid who repeats the last few words of every sentence at best. How is that communication?

>>85122051
imagine if you met Kyle and shook his hand haha and then you had a nice conversation wow is it hot in here or is it just me

>>85122077
there is something called corporal communication/body language, girls are masters at it

>>85122077
Dougie "THE COBRA" Jones is clearly capable of self defence, he could have beaten her up if he didn't want to fuck, he looks happy althrough and afterwards he even says "love you" without repeating anything she said, this argument is retarded and probably manufactured by showtime to get people talking

>>85122071
I'm stupid because I drink beer to get drunk?

>>85122106
Nice, I'm sure "they gave consent through their body language" would hold up well in court. How old are you?

>>85122127
>he even says "love you" without repeating anything she said
She said "I love you" to him, though

>>85122132
yeah if you just want to get drunk you might as well just drink straight vodka or whatever else, people drink beer for the taste or to look cool

>>85122141
consent law are only for girls, its assume boys (baby) always wants to fuck

>>85122165
BABY WANTS TO FUCK

>>85122146
Most people think beer tastes like piss, I don't know how you could drink it for taste but whatever

>>85122142
She did? I missed it then, sorry

>>85119034
It's not auto-tune.

>>85122077
He said "Jade give two rides" though.

>>85119034

An artistic choice? idk

>>85122194
After she said "Does Jade have to give you two rides?"

>>85122077
>>85122058
This argument is going in circles. My entire point is this entire situation cannot be judged based on reality because there is a high level of exaggeration of ignorance going on that's incredibly unrealistic, and all that I was trying to get across was Janey-E wasn't actually acting maliciously based on the heavily unrealistic circumstances.

If you don't agree, that's fine

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>>85122194
I thought Jade said this too? Btw I think it's a non issue and I would pay money for Janey to rape me, just think it's a stretch to assume he can give consent in his current state

>>85122011
>>85122132
>>85122172

If you yanks didn't have such shitty beer, you could get hammered AND enjoy it.

>>85122252
"Give you" is different than "give."

So why didn't they bring back Harry again?

is blue velvet a biopic?

So they nuked a convenience stor full of hobos and this created the spirits? Right?

>>85122192
Oh, I didn't realize we had someone that worked on the track in here.
So which pitch-correction plug-in did you use?

>>85120063
disappointed they didnt show a scar from him being shot

>>85122284
Agree she wasn't acting maliciously but one can presumably still rape with good intentions, it's all about consent not how the rapist feels about the situation

>>85122308
He's retired from acting and living in Hawaii now.

>>85122308
he read the script

>>85122361
what about skype?

>Turns out Jacobi was right that that Johnny's state was something psychological
>Johnny turns non retard after the attack
>Ends up running away from his Mom's house to seek revenge on Richard
>Johnny catches up to Richard, beats the shit out of him
>Right before Johnny kills him, he yells "WHO'S THE RETARD NOW!" and crushes his head with a rock
>Goes back to being a retard because of the psychological trauma of the murder

>>85122402
>implying there was a script
>implying Lynch didn't just tell the actors to make it up as they went along and he worked around it.
That's why it's such a slow pace, they have to come up with what they're saying before they say it.

>>85122613
>>implying Lynch didn't just tell the actors to make it up as they went along and he worked around it.
this, just like he managed the infamous laura flynn cock block on a dale-audrey relationship

>>85122316
no, the nuke "opens" the convenience store. that's why there's so many hobos going in and buying shit - before the convenience store wasn't open for business.

>>85122314
yeah it's lynch's autobiography

>>85122805
damn that makes sense

>>85122336
>Lynch
>Continuity
kek

>>85123266
the new show has huge continuity follow ups from the original show and from fire walk with me

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>>85119503
He didn't say no or object. In fact, he looked quite happy.

Also, the webm doesn't need any subtitles.

>>85119702
Fuck you, The Elephant Man is great.

>start watching Fire Walk with me
>apparently the FBI has a woman hanging around to make faces to tell things to agents in a secret code
Tarantino was right about this movie

>>85123909
surrealkino

>>85123909
>he doesn't know the FBI really has that

>>85123667
>720p
>AVS release
>dark as hell

no thanks

>>85123909
>>apparently the FBI has a woman hanging around to make faces to tell things to agents in a secret code

When does this happen? I watched FWWM recently but i don't remember this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihP3fpLtpcM

>dad walks in

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>>85124071

>uncle walks in

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>>85123909
I'm not sure why they needed Lil. Couldn't Cole have just told them all the details? It seemed like they had enough time for a chat... were they worried they were being recorded? Using Lil's codes as a precaution?

>>85124042
In the beginning before Cole sends the two agents to investigate the murder. It's supposed to inform the viewer not to take everything literally and try to find a meaning to the images shown. They even address it right after, explaining what it meant.

>>85124013
>tfw your mind is too logical to appreciate surrealism

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>>85124038
I take what I can get anon.

;_;

A "friend" from high school lent me his hbo go account back in the day. I've been using it to watch Twin Peaks on Showtime. Well, he changed the password after all these years and now I can't log in. What the fuck do I do? I was going to watch Part 10 tonight, but now I'm having a crisis.

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>>85124164

A question. Why did Bob possessed actual Leland, but chose to possess Cooper's doppleganger instead of actual Cooper?

>>85124218
rarbg

>>85124251
twist: there's a leland doppleganger

>>85122336
>>85123266
That body is not Cooper's. That body is Dougie Jones'
Dougie was never shot.

>face of that anon that wanted to see Janey-E fuck Dougie's brain out
I am so happy for the guy

>>85124327
>twist: there's a leland doppleganger
I know, but BOB didn't use Leland's doppleganger to kill CUTE and CUTE's cousin. But he chose to possess Cooper's doppleganger. Why?

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>>85124243
Hey, that's a webm I made, frame for frame. I made it a couple weeks ago. Good taste! (Duplicate file exists when trying to post)

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SHOVEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THE SHIT

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Who /DougieOverCooper/ here?

>>85124251
It's not that easy to possess people, he got inside Leland when he was 12 and failed to possess Laura

>>85124218
Just torrent it you dumb faggo

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;_;

taking webm requests for Part 10, time frames help (eg 09:13 - 09:31)

>>85124380
Is he supposed to be an Alex Jones parody? If so then it's fucking good

>>85124403
Dougie is a mary sue

>>85124445
How can a retarded person be a MarySue?

>>85120204
I was bothered by that as well

>>85124406
>he got inside Leland when he was 12
but lodge spirits can't stay inside the same host for more than 25 years.
Leland was way older than 37 when CUTE was kill
Plothole?

>>85119065
The bald fuck is at it again.

Hello /tpg/. How are you today?

>>85124380
>Jacoby was a chill laid back Hawaii loving guy back in the day
>turns into a crazy paranoid conspiracy theorist that lives in a trailer in the woods

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>drinks whiskey off-screen

>>85124474
when being retarded doesn't impair his life one bit?
he is supposedly retarded and yet everything works out perfectly for him and when the plot requires it he can become super competent again

>>85124304
>>85124408
I've been out of the torrent game since my parents got a email from the isp in eighth grade. Won't I get busted for all p2p piracy activity? Is direct downloading a safe alternative?

>>85124619
>when being retarded doesn't impair his life one bit?
Is this even a serious question? lol

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>>85124403
I don't get why people are so mad. Dougie scenes are fucking great.

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>>85124703
I concur

>>85119260
Maybe it's one of those glitches that are scattered all through the season? Inthe same episode we got a glitching door with Tammy.

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>>85124703
people are trying to start a Dougie vs Cooper thing because being confrontational is the only way they can interact

>>85123667
A person who sleeps or in coma also can't say no or object, so it's not an argument.

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>5d 13h 45m until DougieCoop becomes regular Coop
Will it be a yrev very kino episode? Will it top all of them but 8?

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>>85124797
he was conscious enough. he likes coffee, for fucks sake.

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>>85124597
Just fucking buy it goy

>>85125084

I want to dig myself out of all the shit and TAKE BACK MY WOOL

>>85119157
What a limp wristed faggot
Wiggles his hips like a poofta as well
Probably one of those Yankee gays who have a beard to cover up being mentally deranged

did harry goaz really called sherilyn "a stupid woman"?

>>85119503
Yes. But Naomi Watts can rape me anytime she wants t-b-h

>>85123909
>Tarantino was right about this movie
what did that retard say?

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>>85125255
>48 years old

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>>85124042
How the fuck did you forget this scene?

>>85119206
It's the whole cycle of abuse thing
She must be actively involved with his crimes because how else can she afford that apartment and silk gowns and toy boys?
One thing this series is showing is how young people are poorer than the bombers and have to settle for living in shitty trailer parks etc

>>85125239
Yes, on twitter

>>85125263
>popular movie director and a millionaire
>retard
let's see your accomplishments

>>85119517
Drug addicts don't need the excuse of lodge spirits idiot

>>85125239
Why he called her stupid?

>>85125374
fucked your mother faggot

THEY BE LIKE
COOP
WAT
CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
WHY
CUZ ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME

>>85121224
Because he is a modern day equivalent of Uncle Tom
When the kkk endorses trump that tells you everything about black trump supporters

>>85125596
But the kkk also endorsed Hilary.
They pretty much endorse every candidate, because there are multiple factions all filled with like 3 people each.

>>85123909
>FBI
Only the Blue Rose division has it

>>85121755
Wtf was that? Where they just so drunk they couldn't control their own emotions and went to pieces like that? They don't seem to be desperate for cash after all

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>mfw Kodak Black Lodge is the next live act in the RoadHouse

>>85121799
Get a good lawyer andthe right judge or jury and yes
Especially if you can establish she regularly goes around getting drunk and then having sex
It's why so many sport stars aren't in jail for rape

>>85125717
>Special Agent Dale Cooper is not in this show.
He literally is, you're talking about him, the real Dougie is dead.
Who is this tard?

When the season is finished I will release a fanedit with all the Gordon Cole scenes removed. So far it's looking good and it's a better experience to the show proper. It's also /tpg/ canon because of the old death of the author excuse.

>>85124337
It's Cooper's. Dougie is fat. They even state it in that scene.

>>85125827
ah the old "remove the thing people love fan-edit" bait, a classic

>>85125827
ALL fanedits are cancer.

Exception for those Harmy's Star Wars ones, since they are actually sticking to a canon theme.

>>85125845
I don't know, the prometheus special edition that re-adds all the deleted scenes into the movie is definetly superior to the theatrical cut, but I hate all the other ones that get creative and "artsy" with all the edits

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I wish Twin Peaks had been a success back in the day and the series continued in the '90s. All this modern technology and stuff in the series is just shit, doesn't feel like Twin Peaks anymore.

>>85125827
>fanedit
Literally r e d d i t.
Btw if you watch FWWM with Missing Pieces edited into it instead of watching FWWM standalone you should kys.

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>not realizing that interdimensional travel through electrical outlets is the true secret to weight loss
wew

>>85125844
no one over the age of 18 likes Gordon

>>85125939
>Btw if you watch FWWM with Missing Pieces edited into it instead of watching FWWM standalone you should kys.

Yeah, I think he was parodying that.

>>85125193
That spittle bit was just perfect

>>85125954
>nuclear explosion behind him
dude foreshadowing

>>85125939
Unironically this, the missing pieces was edited specifically to be watched separately from the original movie, just like more things that happened was edited specifically to be watched separately from inland empire

>>85125954
Lynch has great facial proportions. Looks so badass.

>>85125939
FWWM is an incoherent garbage.
Only q2 edit is worth watching

>>85126053
If you unironically think this then how can you ever critique any piece of film? They might simply be edited incorrectly according to your shit standards.

>>85125994
I think that means that Cole made it his mission to stop the evil created by the bomb, or maybe it is his mission but he doesn't realize that.

>>85126053
>FWWM is an incoherent garbage.
t. brainlet

>>85125663
A large undercurrent in the trump campaign was being anti obama because he is black though - trump lead the whole birth certificate thing in order to get in with the GOP
And trumps dad was part of that street batte between the kkk and the police and he got done for discriminating in his rent buisness when trump was in charge of that part of the buisness
Face it a lot of black evangelicals have jumped on the self hate train not because they care about changing their shitty culture but because they know they can make dosh as the token nigger

>>85121459
you've never seen the tree of life

>>85125893
Filthy hipster, it's fine.

>>85125893
You are in the wrong place cuck.
We love that because it pisses off people.

>>85120640
I've asked the cooper/Bowie question before and I also would like an answer

>>85125893
Nah as these shows go own they make compromises every couple of years to get renewal
Plus many of the stars would have left

>>85125716
are you retarded? They were super pissed that the same guy made them lose 30 mil in insurance and then had the audacity to come into their casino and steal hundreds of thousands of dollars more. They're not hurting on cash, they're mad they got screwed twice by the same guy.

>>85125374
I mean you can be successful and still say stupid things anon, that's a really idiotic post.

>that scene where the kid gets run over

Why the fuck am I watching this show,that had to have been the most comically bad directed sequence ever

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What's his fucking problem?

>>85126147
it's my favorite film

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>>85125084
Wew, thats a good deal.

DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THE SHIT

>>85126246
I sometimes wonder if those scene are made to look that way or is just a budget thing. The kid getting run over was comical, it was like one of those gore scenes out of some scary movie.

>>85126127
Yeah, of course you got the Bowie scene without the Missing Pieces
>>85126101
Every film stands on it's own but this one is an exception.

>>85126246
>>85126329
plebs should be shot on sight

>>85126285
please tell me what similarities Part 8 had with The Tree of Life

don't say something retarded like "a montage of weird abstract images," 2001 and many other films did that WAY before TToL

>>85121272
>her left side of the face

>>85124435
Probably, considering Lynch is a fan of his

>>85123667
>she was enjoying it
>she didn't even say no

That's what RAPISTS say.

>>85123909
>tarantino
>right
>about other directors being up their ass
>when his entire career has been about how up his own ass he is

>>85126427
>a montage of weird abstract images

basically this and in both sequences the filmmakers are telling us how something came to be

>>85124513
It's the doppelganger, not BOB, that can't be outside the lodge for more than 25 years

>>85126246
PINCHED

>>85126610
>filmmakers telling us how something came to be
just like most films

you don't know what you're talking about

>>85126136
>anti obama because he is black
Or because he is a shit president that fucked up
>trump lead the whole birth certificate thing
That was started by Hillary's 08 campaign, and when Michelle calls Kenya Barack's "home country" it's a decent question to raise.
>he got done
Not really, he got sued by some literally who, for something he couldn't prove, so they settled because it's quicker and cheaper than going to court over an accusation with no evidence that literally anyone can make about anyone at any time.
>make dosh as the token nigger
How exactly? Where is this revenue stream coming from? You think the black population that sees themselves as the creators of their own destiny is bigger than the "fuck whitey itz dey fault, gibs money now" crowd? That's nonsense. Republicans wouldn't ne a minority in the black community if that were the case, and if they are a minority (which they are) how is that a smart business move to cater to them?

>>85126682
I'm sorry but most films don't tell us how something came to be through nothing but abstract imagery

>>85126595
It's what non-rapists say too.

>>85126575

>A fan of his

That one time when he was on his show he didn't exactly sound that way. Alex Jones was constantly trying to get him to say something controversial about 9/11 where the most he got out of him amounted to "Some things don't check out" and when he asked about the owls in Twin Peaks in an obvious attempt to spin some Bohemian Grove narrative out of it Lynch just referred him to Mark Frost.

Sure, Lynch treated him pretty politely, moreso than he deserves (Though back then Jones wasn't as blatantly in bed with fascists as he is now) but he didn't sound like a fan, more like he was treating it the same as any other interview.

>>85126809
>Though back then Jones wasn't as blatantly in bed with fascists as he is now

how many layers of irony are you on right now?

>>85126753
just give up buddy, you got BTFO. move on

>>85126809
Lynch is actually quite cagey when he's being interviewed. There was a recent interview for this series where he basically said nothing. He didn't really answer any of the interviewer's questions

>>85126136
>this is what liberals actually believe

>>85122355

Can you seriously fuck off with this pointlessly autistic shit

>>85126809
Why would he go on his show in the first place you lefty retard

>>85126847
Not really

>>85121139
Wtf I'm a republican now

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>>85126944
>he wasn't before

>>85122318
Melodyne.

>>85126809
It's cute how certain leftists spin things so far out of whack just to try and fit and impose their distorted worldview

>>85126964
>>>/pol/

>>85127008
>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/reddit/

Communism is disgusting

>>85126728
Home country?
Like how Trump calls Scotland his home country because of his mother?
Those house niggers know there's lots of govt positions where they can just sit and do nothing and get a big check without any real power - just set up a task force to deal with x issue and give it 100 million funding which they spend on a swanky office and 100k salaries for turning up once a month. And give out little grants to churches that go in the pocket of the minister and his family who then tell their brain washed sheep to vote trump
It's worked for Israel so well that white evangelicals post everywhere about Jews being a master race and so special and how the USA has to put Israel first before America
Dumb bastard

>>85126809
bait
Lynch is just like me and thinks what I do otherwise I couldn't enjoy his stuff

God save us from this shitty thread and bake us a new one

>>85126809
>it's another regressive leftist faggot refuses to believe that talented people can be right wing episode

>>85126809
(you)

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>>85124403
Reporting in, god I hope Eddie Vedder is right

>>85121139

IS HERMAN CAIN SECRETLY JUMPING MAN?

>>85127140

Lynch supported Obama and Sanders. And that's not me making shit up, it's right on his twitter.

>>85127177
Obama is centre right

>>85120755
The point of arguing it is to hold the left to their own absurd standards and watch them squirm and contort themselves under the weight of their own hypocrisy

>>85125717
This is genuinely a grear example of why reddit is and should be used as an insult

>>85127177
Any sane individual would support obama over mccain, and he supported sanders before it turned out he was a giant cuck and a sellout AND a criminal, he either would've voted for Trump or 3rd party

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>>85121139

Oh my fucking god

>>85127067
>Trump calls Scotland his home country
He never did that though, why lie?
>Those house niggers know there's lots of govt positions where they can just sit and do nothing and get a big check without any real power - just set up a task force to deal with x issue and give it 100 million funding which they spend on a swanky office and 100k salaries for turning up once a month.
This is literally the democrat party platform. A bunch of useless interest groups funded by taxpayer money. Trump keeps scrapping them all because the whole point of conservative politics (at least it was suppose to be) is to shrink the government and lower taxes. He gets called a bigot because the useless groups he ends are always some stupid liberal waste of money devoted to inner city black swimming lessons, or universal lesbian strap-ons.
Black Republicans see through this shit. They've been taking welfare from democrats for almost 50 years and where has it gotten them?

>>85124403
Douge's gone - we're seeing full Coop:
Holding-in pee obsession
Patriotism
Happiness at sex with a beautiful woman
Non-lethal fighting skills
Good at gambling
Able to tell when others are lying

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>>85126844
GOTEM

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>>85127333
EPIC simply epic

>>85127206
true but he was presented with centre-right vs nutjob far-right republican candidates

>>85127421
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>>85127311
like it. I feel very comfortable here. It's interesting when your mother, who was such a terrific woman, comes from a specific location, you tend to like that location. I think I do feel Scottish."

>>85127177
would rather have had McCain as president? He's a neocon nut, he'd have started wars left and right, he's absolutely insane

>>85127177
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>>85127646
>voting

>>85127333
Man so brave.

You're right Donna. I am the walrus...

>>85124218
>HBO Go account
>Showtime

>>85124408
Torrent is on your phone using free WiFi at a local business.

Or stream it through Exodus. So easy, retard Coop could do it.

>>85124643
Just stream it if you're worried.

Theory: Richard is going to kill his dad evil cooper and that's why he wants to leave town.