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>that episode of TOS where Sulu denies the rape of Nanking

How the FUCK did Roddenberry get away with it?

"I wish I had a chance to know that Jean-Luc Picard."

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>Louie Louie, ohno, megottago, ayeyiyiyiisaid, louielouieohno, megottagoayeyiyiyiisaid, louielouieohnomegottagoayeyiyiyiisaid...

>>85109758
oh is this a Star Trek thread?
I would have never guessed but thank you for spelling it out in a tiresome and unambiguous way. you really know how to post well

>>85110437
You're alright chief you just had a mild case of DEATH

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>in season one, I let an intelligent and developed species go extent from an easily solvable genetic disorder. because i didn't want to play god. though I did by picking one species over another.
>in season 4 i cry to a more advance race to show compassion and save the lives of my crew.

>>85111131
they had inferior genes and were less developed. starfleet was right to let them die.

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Would he have defeated the Dominion faster ?

>>85111523
Kirk would have blown up the wormhole and told the bajorans to suck it up.

>>85111523

If Kirk was around the dominion wouldn't have started a war in the first place

>>85111523
NO.. I WON'T DO IT.. I WON'T KILL YOU

>>85111523

What did Picard and the Enterprise E do during the Dominion war? Did they win a lot of key battles since they was the flagship?

>>85111770

they were kept on the sidelines with bullshit diplomatic missions

probably in reserves to defend earth

>>85111770
they had to retake Betazed. then were on a mission to find a dominion project to create a wormhole in cardassian space.

>>85111906

>not sure if bookshit or just making things up

>>85111994

Same thing, isn't it?

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>>85111906
>a-at least the TNG books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the books are terrible. As I read one, I noticed that every time the author ran out of ideas, they wrote instead another character from another series crossing over to bail them out.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a character from a different series appeared in a novel for TNG. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope over 47 times. I was incredulous. The minds of TNG novel authors are so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they have no other style of writing. Later, I read a lavish, loving review of one such TNG novel by the StarTrek.com official website. They wrote something to the effect of, "If you're still hungry for even more Next Generation, then check out Star Trek/Doctor Who: Assimilation^2, available now at a local LCS store near you." And they were quite right. They were not being ironic. When you read shitty TNG fanfic books, you are, in fact, trained to read shitty TNG fanfic comics.

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I get moare pussy then you old man.

>>85112248

>/lit/ memes

The worst memes.

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>>85112248

Wereworf

Why didn't Vreenak report the forged datarod and the obviously bullshit story of how Starfleet acquired it?

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Post yeomans.

>>85112799
It was a secret that he was there in the first place. The Dominion would get angry if they knew that he met with The Sisko. He had to wait until he returned to Romulus so that he could give the report to the Senate in-person.

>>85112867
sometimes i wonder if vreenak just said it was a fake and got angry.

>>85112799
What that other anon said Romulan tensions with both the Federation and The Dominion were rising and Romulans are all about moving up and subterfuge and the info he had was a big deal.

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>85113865
Shane?

>>85113865
I wish sisko phasered the shit out of her.

>>85109758
S2 Riker = best Riker

>>85109758
how did Klingons manage to become a space faring race if they are willing to use any irrational excuse to even kill their allies?

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>>85114023
Chubby Riker > officially fat Riker (ENT finale) > S2 Riker > S1 Riker

>>85114158
Didn't they take the tech from a species that invaded them?

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>>85109758
When engaging in simulated double-penetration with a commanding officer, should you naturally yield hole selection, or just play it by ear?

>>85114158
you think that's bad? they beat the federation to inventing a fucking time machine.

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>>85114174
>chubby
That man is fit and built like a brick shithouse.

>>85114257
Just like the Mongols.

Shit happens.

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>>85114354
When he ain't sucking it in

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>It's a Geordi is autistic around women episode

>>85111523

Kirk would have tore up the Dominion and fucked Kira like the big booty slut she was.

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>>85114563
I don't think a Constitution-class starship (even a refit model) would be very effective against the Jem'Hadar crab fighters that were shown to immediately penetrate the shields of a Galaxy-class ship.

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Rrred alert!

>>85114158
>>85114257
>>85114314
Klingon society is broken up into noble houses and professional castes.

the warriors are mostly shown because they're the ones out in space the most.

we have seen klingon scientists in TNG and Enterprise.

>>85114561
>That episode of Reading Rainbow when they visit the TNG studio.

Shit was so cash!

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>>85114922
Notice her recoiling from Shatner, completely disgusted for killing his wife

>>85115405
>earth was wrecked by war with literal aryan superman, and later a nuclear holocaust.
>somehow san francisco is left standing and the buildings survive another couple hundred years.

>>85115512
To be fair, the literal aryan superman was just engaging in border skirmishes in Kashmir.

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Fat Riker got fat

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What the fuck?

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Is this the fattest Klingon in the universe?

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>>85116242
The chef might have more total weight, but I bet Kordd has a higher Body Fat %.

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>>85116349
Also for the longest time I thought this was James Doohan in a dual role (he voiced many aliens on TAS). Is TOS movie era Scotty the fattest Starfleet officer?

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>>85116381
This guy is up there.

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>>85116473
Chell's pretty hefty, but he's only a provisional Maquis officer serving on Voyager

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>>85114661
Can we talk about how inconsistent the Jem'Hadar ships were? They seemed to change in size and firepower all the time.
The first time we see them they cripple a galaxy class almost instantly, but there are episodes where they fail to shoot down runabouts after multiple hits. There's also the matter of how much damage they can withstand, sometimes they blow up after one phaser volley and other times they're indestructible. I know the answer is obviously "whatever suits the plot" but it still annoys me.

>the episode where Chekov claims the Russians invented water

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>>85116926
I agree, Voyager is a better show

>>85116926
Federation shield technology improved over time. Weyoun and Dukat talk about this in Call to Arms.

>>85116381

Scotty was at his fattest in that TNG episode. Glad they didn't kill the character off in that episode at any rate. I was almost certain they were going to the first time I watched the episode.

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>>85116381

You can cure almost every disease but there are somehow still fat fuckers around.

>>85116926

It's not real you fucking nerd.

>>85117186
>I know the answer is obviously "whatever suits the plot" but it still annoys me.

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Shh you guys. Scotty is asleep.

>>85116999
I can't think of anything that Voyager is a better show than. Not one single thing.

>>85117698
It's better than....... Lexx.

>>85117783
Now that's exactly the opposite of true, the first few seasons of Lexx were fantastic. Even the last shitty season of it was still better than Voyager.

>>85117903
>DUDE I'm hungry LMAO
>DUDE I'm horny LMAO
>DUDE I'm both hungry and also horny LMAO
I enjoyed watching Lexx, but it was a little limited in its types of stories sometimes.

>>85117669
beam him into an enraged Klingon holodeck program before he wakes up

>>85111523
He would have made cummies inside the great link

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>>85118016

>>85110437
>people were convinced that song was obscene, so much so that the FBI was ordered to investigate
>they came to the conclusion that the song was not obscene since it was unintelligible
History is weird

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Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist niggers heads off
Niggers fucking stink

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Reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong

>>85109880
>"A good, wholesome gay couple."

>>85113945
M'sk you somthin CHIEF!? WHAT r you ven th' CHIEF of?

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs"

>>85111770
They were kept off the frontlines and basically told to keep on with their usual errands. The movie has them going to do some gay ass survey mission instead of fighting

>>85119441
fuck off and die with this spam. Same goes to the Ducat did nothing wrong bot too

>>85119441
>>85119521
I'm watching the episode now, when does xe say the line?

>>85118065

Why do black women do that with their nails?

They look like fucking witch fingers or something.

>>85119528
When they're in the shuttle craft I believe

>episode about gender
>worf is a misogynist tool for no reason except forced drama

>>85119909
>worf is a misogynist tool
wtf I love woof now

>>85119909
>year 2370
>still only 2 genders
makes me think

>>85120015
This episode would be deemed problematic today despite being groundbreaking at the time

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Somebody please give me a quick rundown on why Klingons are humans or at least look human in TOS but then are dramatically changed in TNG

>>85116047
It was supposed to be a backdoor pilot for another show Roddenberry was gonna make. It didn't make it so we're left with an awkward trash episode that's just a worse version of Tomorrow is Yesterday.

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>>85120015

>>85120065
Makeup change to make them more alien and less just "black guys in space".

Enterprise (a prequel to TOS) comes up with a slightly retarded justification. There's an episode where the doctor is helping the Klingons to cure a plague, which they do through genetic manipulation. A side effect of this cure is that Klingons treated lose their ridges - the Klingon scientist theorises that those born for the next few generations will look more human as a result.

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>>85120065
We don't speak of this to outsiders.

>>85116047
>>85120075
At the end, Spock says he has records of all the adventures they had

It's fucking shite

>>85115405
The irony is not lost on me

I shit myself inside the great link

>>85118931
That's not very friendly thing to say

>>85115512
Don't watch Voyager. They have an episode where they go back in time to 1997 LA and it looks exactly like our LA

No sign at all of the Augment war that was going on at the time, the people don't even seem aware that genetically modified supermen control the world, and that most of it is a post-nuclear wasteland.

>>85119909
Worf was an asshole and si canon that he used to beat up his human parents all the time
>>85120065
They changed in the the TOS movies because they finally had a budget, TNG just kept the new look

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>>85120292
tuvok complains about radiation there.
must be much worse than vulcan.

>Riker makes out with the androgynous alien
>Frakes and the director wanted a male actor by Berman refused

bit gay

>>85120511
Jesus, dat young Sarah Silverman

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>>85119441
>episode was clearly about homophobia and shit
>in the modern day it plays as more a criticism of the sjw movement not allowing someone to identify as a specific sex

>>85120531

More than a bit.

Like super, super gay.

>>85120531
>he actually goes to Deanna and dumps her instead of their usual game of fucking people to make the other jealous so they can have angry FWB sex during shore leave

Holy shit, Riker what the fuck are you doing

>>85109860
word is that for his meeting with the execs, he brought along a friend named Raimi

>>85120784
Oh thank god, they cured her of the gay and now he and Deanna can go back to driving each other mad

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>>85119545
>Why do black women do that with their nails?

Uh, what? Grow them out?

They're constantly playing poker in TNG

What the fuck did the writers mean by this? It's a shit game by today's standards, never mind the future

>>85120617
just like the episode with the black king planet and yar is now bad because it doesn't respect the tradition of other cultures instead of being bad for stereotyping

>>85120511
>Sarah Silverman 20's toned stomach
I didn't know I could feel that way about her

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>>85121231

>>85119545
it's even more disgusting when you realize they're unable to clean their assholes properly and sometimes scrape shit underneath those nails while trying

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>>85121256

>>85120511
>You can travel in time?! We can go back and kill Jesus right now?
that scene was very perplexing

>>85119545
skank talons

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>>85121173

They literally made a black planet and a white planet and didn't seem to notice at all.

>>85115405
I didn't know he was born there. Only knew he was reared there.

>>85121173
Kangz planet sets the tone for all of TNG, it's the white man's burden in space, solving all the other worlds' problems with a patronizing smile and a pat on the head cause they just don't know no better. This is why TNG will always be the comfiest series.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKCXHoZDYPk

oh snap, babby Tom Paris was a cadet in TNG

>>85121598
Underrated

>>85120511
>>85121256
Ugly whore. Both inside and out.

>>85110943
Izzat you, grin?

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The only thing wrong with this is that it should have gone right through the chest.

>>85122793
>want to make guns "more realistic"
>they look even more like children toys

>>85121598
Dammit is that you space Carlos?

>>85122793
No way that wound would have been immediately fatal. Crippling? Yes. But not immediately fatal. It would likely not even render him unconscious. He would eventually die from it, though.

>>85122992
>severing the spine, literally anywhere
>not immediately causing you to go into shock

>>85123022
Shock? Yeah. Still should have gone through the heart, tho. Can't imagine what the animators were thinking.

>>85123122
It would have had the added effect of seeing Archer's face through the hole.

>>85123179
*could* have

>>85123221
*should have*

I thought DS9 was supposed to be good. I'm on Season 2 and the episode is some sort of imaginary ghost woman or some shit and the guy kills himself at the end to ignite a star. I thought it was supposed to be some major war against he Dominion, but I only heard them mentioned once.

>>85123427
lol

>>85123489
the dominion plotline starts up at the very end of season 2.

Dukat is the best villian of any trek

>>85123590
>Dukat
>Villain
Do I have to remind you, friendilily?

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>>85123638
Need I remind you.

>>85123489
>7 years

>>85123750
extremely good post

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>>85112248
>over 47 times
I see what you did there.

>Genetic engineering made humans that were stronger and more durable than Klingons, and smarter and longer lived than Vulcans
>Instead of attempting to perfect it, the Federation criminalizes it for no reason other than some genetically engineered humans did bad things in the distant past

>>85118051
This. The female changeling was thirsty for big solid cock and Kirk would bang the Dominion to submisson.

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>>85112627
Actual /lit/ memes are the funniest on this site. This anon is just autistic and thinks he's smart for not liking Harry Potter, the /tv/ or /lit/ equivalent to criticizing Justin Bieber.

>>85124073
they outlawed it because it goes against God's plan

>>85124073
The feds are retarded as fuck when it comes to anything transhuman. They banned gentic engineering despite Bashir showing it can have extremely positive results and they treat AI like shit if they even acknowledge its sentience at all. Odd that the WHOLE federation banned it when it was just the humans that fucked up with it. You'd think the Vulcans would have seen the value in it.

If Betazeds get married nude then why was Deanna wearing a dress at hers?

>>85124132
This...remember how dissatisfied she was with Odo's cock?

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>it's a TNG Ferengi episode

>>85124073
Genetic Engineering is a slippy sloap we're going to take a slide down during our lifetime

>>85124529
>going to

We already do anon

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>>85124482
>but it's also a famke janssen episode

>>85124482
they were fine and way better than Profit and Lace

>>85124073
>genetically engineered humans were stronger than klingons
>klingons physical strength never really mattered
>genetically engineered humans were smarter than vulcans
>vulcan intelligence never really mattered
frankly it was all just a waste of time

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>>85124616
>AND she's a psychic playboy bunny desperate to serve you sexually

Man, Ro Laren is real pretty. Like I didn't think much of her picture on the wiki but I just watched Conundrum, and gosh

>>85124748
It's why Bajorans only have that little nose wrinkle as their differentiation to humans. They hired a really pretty actress and wanted to show her off

>>85124771
Cheap and effective, eh?

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>Famke purring at Worf

I love this episode

>>85124364
They were having a nude wedding later on Betazed. They literally say so.

>>85124662
>klingons physical strength never really mattered
Except in all those ridiculous fist fights.

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>>85125409

>>85125442
He should have commited Hegh'bat after that shameful display

>>85125442
Miles "I killed the Cardassians, and not just the men, but the women and the children, too" O'brien

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>>85123750
What did the contribution of this scene to the episode mean?

>>85125532
Its easy to forget Miles is a highly decorated war hero. I wouldn't want to piss him off. I wish we got an episode where he goes full guerrilla warfare. The closest we got was the replicant one

>>85125626
mommy

>>85124073
>>Genetic engineering made humans that were stronger and more durable than Klingons
he still got beat by Kirk

>>85125648
Miles managed to get the drop on Garak in Empok Nor. He's terribly dangerous and no-one seems to know it

>>85125626
Lwaxana wanted to teach Alexander to fugg

>>85125685
But imagine a genetically engineered Kirk.

>>85125648
>war hero

He was tactical officer on a starship and got demoted to transporter chief. Some hero.

>>85125709
he could probably resist being assimilated by the Borg just out of pure will

>>85125737
he got demoted for killing cardiassan kids during the war
they couldn't just throw him out so he just got demoted

>>85125759
>We are the Borg, lower-
>Apologies, captain, we were unaware it was you

>>85125759
>>85125795
Pure concentrated cringe

>>85125793
So that's how he lost his commission?

huh, makes sense why he's such a miserable fuck all the time too. And why he married a chink.

>>85125737
He fought in the Cardassian war. He participated in 235 seperate engagements and was decorated 15 times. This was before the Dominican war. He "retired" to transporter chief

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>>85125795

>>85125841
>He participated in 235 seperate engagements and was decorated 15 times. This was before the Dominican war. He "retired" to transporter chief

[citation required]

>>85125859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9xgErZmanw

>>85125793
It wasn't so much that he killed the kids, it was the whole making puppets out of their bodies and bringing them on the bridge for a minstrel show.

>>85125859
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Miles_O%27Brien#Starfleet_career

>>85125885
>could you have taken command
>I would have

No you wouldn't you paddy cunt, you're not an officer

>>85125979
t. Angry Englishman

>>85125906
How was he tactical officer. He's not a fucking officer

>>85122992
Its plasma nigga, his entire abdominal cavity was just turned into molten flesh.

Miles "Pull the trigger on every single Cardassian Nigger" O'Brien

>>85126037
Cheif Petty Officer

>>85126120
Still not an officer. Where's the commission, where's the 4 years in Starfleet Academy.

There's a reason that drunken potato fucker has to salute Nog

>>85126163
Fuck off keiko. Go be a bitch somewhere else

>>85126302
>MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES why you no officer yet
>other wives all bitches to me coz husband rowry engineer

>>85111623
Don't forget banging a random Bejoran hottie as a bonus

After Sisko reopened the wormhole why did the Dominion not send any reinforcements through? I know most of their force was lost when the prophets rekt them but everyone kept talking about how quickly the Dominion could resupply lost troops and ships.

>>85125442
More proof that he is Section 31. Prolly enhanced with some captain america type serum

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>Ok, for this scene, we need you to act like you REALLY want a piece of Levar's BB- yeah, you got it.

>>85126824
Why did they even give her a name?

>bring a crash survivor aboard for treatment
>Picard's first response is to come up with a way to genocide their race

Weird episode

>>85126945
>yfw Picard is the true criminal of the franchise but years of "he is pacifist and elightened!" memes have obfuscated the truth

>>85126945
I had really hoped they would try that virus on Voyager only for the Borg to totally shrug it off. They spent so much time inventing weaknesses for the Borg it'd have been nice if they threw in the odd reminder that the Borg have assimilated Trillions, and have collective knowledge and intellect of them.

>>85114009
Watching Miles go full IRA in the woods was great

>>85127138
>assimilated trillions
>Hugh doesn't know what a doctor is, or a name

fucking TNG

>>85127136
I've entertained similar thoughts...like the Dominion/changlings and the Borg are actually the "good" guys...trying to bring about some sort of order to counter the volatile, chaotic homonid/ solids

>>85126824
I would fuck Ensign Sonia Gomez extremely hard.

>>85127274
You remember that drone they accidentally grew in that Voyager episode, Drone? The one who chose the designation "One?" Maybe Hugh was like that. Assimilated as a baby or something, stuck in a maturation chamber, and his first mission when grown enough was that scout ship. Like he had access to the collective for a short while but not long enough for him to be the know-it-all Seven was like

>>85127138
they sort of did anyway
they showed that when a cube is infected/stop working it gets cut from the collective and destroyed
that's pretty much what happened even at end of Best of both worlds but is shown time and time again later

even so the plan was retarded to begin with and I refuse that a race like the borg could be tricked by that stupid insolvable alghoritm

>>85127427
Me too. While the coldness of just excising infected ships is cool, I do wish they showed more of the Borg's adaptability. Like in that Infinite Regress episode how about the other species is willing to give up their infected vinculum because it's stopped working against the Borg. Like fuck, they already invented the Vinculum because they apparently needed to so desperately give the Borg another weak spot.

>>85127427
I hope it would have failed, otherwise not using it is the greatest war crime in Federation history

>>85127699
Hugh was basically the same thing anyway, he gave "consciousness" to everyone and that just amounted to the destruction of their cube

>>85127699
Actually, that would've been a neat ending. Hugh is so enamored by his experience with Enterprise that he "Steals" the virus, thinking it will destroy the hivemind so they can all be individuals. The Enterprise crew only finds out after he has left. Then in Descent Part I and II we find that the stolen virus is what had completely thrown his cube into chaos. The infection didn't spread because the Borg had adapted to it, after losing a cube to it

the crew don't seem very cut up about Geordi's apparent death

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i cry errytime

How did every single series manage going on for so long without a single beach episode?

>>85128311
Reminder that Quark ended up with Ro Laren

FUCKING ROMULANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hate the awful Space-Koreans so much

>>85113865
She was, and Starfleet probably threw the book at her

>Sabotaging Federation property + attempt (causing their ship to crash, attempted destruction of Sisko's runabout)
>Kidnapping (1 charge per person)
>Torturing Sisko
>Conspiracy to murder O'Brien

>>85128501
koreans?? I thought they were Soviet space Romans

>>85128311
Quark and the Vulcan terrorist OTP

>>85126856
She was going to be a recurring character, but they decided they didn't like her.

>>85129509
Maybe I'm biased by my time, but they're very much Best Koreans to me

>>85129600
oh man I was thinking you meant the K-pop koreans

Northies make more sense

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>>85115058

I miss DeForest Kelley

>>85116926

I guess you could always go with the excuse of "They were missing white, so they were unfocused."

>>85115512
Wasn't that 1986? I thought the Eugenics wars started in 1992.

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>>85129679
Would you serve on board a ship where all the senior officers were members of Twice?

>>85130363
Yes. And I would beat my dick all day

>>85128489
>Odo is no longer the security officer
I'm more upset about this desu

>>85128501
The Romulans are scum

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>>85128489
Reminder that Bashir ended up a vegetable and Garak took him in because he wanted to make sure what last privacy Bashir had was fiercely protected by somebody who loved him and I can't believe I read that whole book.

How the fuck are the Cardies even a threat to the federation? Their ship of the line wasn't even slightly threatening to a galaxy class, and the obsidian order is a fucking joke next to Section 31.

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>>85130887

Garak x Bashir?

Oh, fuck you tumblr

>>85111665
He would corbinited the fuck out the dominion. They wouldn't have dared crossed into the Alpha quadrant.

Baring that he would closed the wormhole.

He would forced the federation to side with the Maquee against the Cardasians.

>>85130950
They're not without the Romulans or Dominion behind them

The Cardie war was the same as dozens the Federation has fought against neighbours who don't want their systems annexed

>>85131111
>>85130887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7SXraLd1xA

>>85130950
>>85130950
Probably weren't a threat to the Federation as a whole until they allied with the dominion. The Federation was just keeping them out of its borders. Everybody thinks the Federation are a bunch of hippies until the Federation kicks their ass. Race literally devoted to war? Btfo. Race devoted to espionage and paranoia? Federation suspiciously uninfiltrated while the other side has Section 31 crawling around every senator. There's a reason the Feds always talk first and open fire ridiculously late. They're one of the big boys, they just choose not to act militaristic much.

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>>85131397

>>85125442
O'Brien was section 31 and probably augmented and or from the future.

>>85131471
What a cringy gif. Why bother putting those subs over it when it looks absolutely nothing like the way his lips are moving.

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>>85131397
>Tell me this, Doctor. If the federation is so great, then why do you resist?

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>>85131535

In this one it doesn't look like she's sayin that either, but she is.

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>>85131397
The song is Another Night by The Real McCoy. I kept Googling "gay 90s club music" until I found it.

>>85114922
Get those tits out ya cow

>>85131631
what an awful font

Section 31 totally ruined the federation.
It's like bronies putting rape, abortion and stuff like that in MLP because it makes it more "mature"

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>>85131681

dayum m8 you complain about everything

>>85131656
Are you an americlap?
That was a pretty popular mainstream song when I was a kid.

>>85131689
Pleb. You can't have a peaceful utopian society without rough men doing terrible things in the dark.

>>85130950
Don't think so linear. It's the threat the Cardies would have become.

Time's Arrow (pt 2) - Patrick Stewart cops a feel of Whoopie's right titty

lol

>>85131814
Except you can in a fictional universe created just for that
>b-b-ut real life
Everyone knows that, brainlet.
People with a good IQ can differentiate between fiction and reality and accept fiction that doesn't adhere to the real world. Do you complain this way about anything that isn't "realistic"?

>>85131928
It isn't about realism in fiction. It's about the normalization of moral ambiguity in contemporary fiction, submental.

>>85132014
Exactly my first point, I see you are finally catching up retard.

>Barclay is afraid of the teleporter

How did this pussy make it through the Academy

>>85132472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro_QpDJX-Sk

I'd say it's a reasonable fear.

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>>85132559
Jesus
Pls delete this

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>>85123489
>I thought DS9 was supposed to be good.

silly boy

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Here's Data playing a guitar

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>>85131788
tfw you live in New Trumptopia and never watched Eurovision.

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This is an unmanned deep space probe launched by NASA. Say something nice about it!

>>85126416
Because the Prophets rekking the Dominion fleet isn't a one-time deal, and they can do it again and again?

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>>85132722

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When does Deanna stop wearing the leotards?

>>85133044
Season 6, Chain of Command.

That's also the last episode before DS9 starts.

>>85132559
Reminder that they died because of Kirk

>>85118065
>Mfw a negress touches me.

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>>85133092
Reminder that Bill posts on /tv/ and if I see him at Star Trek Vegas I'm telling him TJ Hooker sucked to his face.

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>>85133221
>tfw you may have personally called William Shatner a faggot online

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>>85133271
The best feeling.

>>85125737
no.

Miles was an enlisted tacitcal/security trooper. Gets promoted to a Warrant Officer near the end of the Cardassian War and was the tactical officer on the Phoenix. Then he decided he had enough and switched to engineering. Which had him as a transporter operator for a while on the Enterprise. Then head engineer on DS9.

>>85109758
belligerence

>>85133271
>>85133348
tfw he probalby shitposted you back

>>85133044
every time T'Pol is in command. the enterprise gets fucked.

Seven looked better in the starfleet romper than her cat suits.

>>85109758
"Don't give me those bedroom eyes, Number One"

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>Keep hundreds of women and children non-combatants on your flagship because muh peaceful scientific mission
>war is suddenly declared
>have to head to nearest planet to offload families instead of immediately starting combat maneuvers
Why is the federation so cucked? It's not like their day to day missions are safe either, the enterprise and her crew are regularly put in mortal danger and realistically there would be no chance in hell a real semi-military organization would allow children on board a semi-warship.

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>>85133484
The Enterprise is technically an exploratory vessel on a mission of peace with a trigger happy Klingon security officer on board. From what I understand the Defiant was the Federations first true official war ship in a long ass time.

>>85133484
They're primarily exploration vessels, not warships. Also it makes the constant bullshit going on more palatable when you get to go home to the wife and kids.

>it's an O'Brien episode

why can't he just have a happy life?

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>>85133583
warship you say?

>>85133600
because he is irish.

>>85133354
But he can't be a bridge oficer without being an officer, which he isn't He's enlisted

>>85120617
>that episode where they tell refugees to fuck off

Star Trek occupies an odd space politically

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>>85133712
Miles is a Warrant Officer by the time we first see him
why didn't Star Fleet or Section 31, have a Psi Corps?.

>>85133583
Yet the federation goes to war multiple times, and it's "exploratory" vessels also double as it's only navy because of Starfleets retarded belief that they can make peace with everyone(which is proven false multiple times). More lives would be saved by having a standing, dedicated military to deter and defend invasion than having your shitty "Flagship" have thousands of tons added onto it so Sarah can see her daddy on long voyages.

>>85133484
The show is a highlights reel

340 days out of the year they're on uneventful charting missions or ferrying dignitaries and conducting trade negotiations.

It's just every now and again shit hits the fan when they go somewhere unexplored, and everyone on the ship knows the risks involved with that. Wesley says even at 7 he understood that his father might die in service.

>>85133712
Wrong. You don't need an officer's commission to serve on the bridge.

Citation: Wesley

>>85133587
That's why I said semi-warship, their exploratory vessels also happen to be loaded for war, but having family on-board makes it shit at it's job until it can head to the nearest safe planet(which could take weeks in the event of war).

>>85133838
Wesley was an acting Ensign, effectively a Midshipman on Picard's authority

>>85125626
mum didn't let me watch this episode

>>85133882
Still not an actual officer. Still not an actual commission.

The captain has the authority to put whoever they want on the bridge.

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>>85133838
>Citation: Wesley

>>85125737
I remember something about him only getting interested in transporters after having to repair one in 30 minutes or some shit while the Cardassians were trying to cut their way through a door to kill him

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>that episode where Wesley fucks up and get's one of his comrades killed and disappoints Picard
I don't remember what happens to him after that, hopefully he's barred from ever becoming a Starfleet officer.

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>>85133934
I can't imagine why, it's a perfectly fine episode to watch with your mother.

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>>85133773
What? The only wars I can remember we are the Klingon in TOS, the Borg which happened only because of Q, and the Dominion. I don't think they were technically at war with the Romulans officially but correct me if I'm wrong.

>>85133988
He rats out the rest of the team, so the team leader (played by babby Tom Paris) takes full responsibility. He gets expelled, the rest get a reprimand and have to repeat the year instead of graduating.

Wesley is a bitch nigga

>>85133988
The one at the academy? He gets held back a year because Paris takes the fall.

>>85134002
hnnnnngh Majel Barrett would get it at any age

>>85133770
I wish this crazy fucker lived longer just for the sole purpose of him fucking up any intruders

>>85134048
>>85134055
gay

>>85133484
Picard complained too
But faggots like Sisko apparently want to bring their families along so when they die they can be mad about it

>Garak breaks into a prison and threatens to kill everyone after leaking information to the Cardassian High Command
>isn't kicked off the station

>>85134044
They were at war with the Romulans off-screen between TOS and TNG, that's why there's a neutral zone.

The Cardassian War ends during TNG and kicks off again during DS9.

There are other minor wars, basically along every border, like with the Breen and the Tholians, and loads of others mentioned in TNG for 1-shot aliens. These tend to end in treaties of mutual isolation.

Plus the Maquis of course.

>>85134150
>wanting to get on a guy like Garak's bad side

>>85134160
What's some fucking faggot tailor going to do to me lmao?

>>85134152
The Neutral Zone was already existing in TOS. There was zero Fed-Rom contact between TOS movies and TNG. That's why Picard is so shocked when they reveal themselves in season 1, because it was ending a century of Romulan isolationism.

The Cardassian war is only a war for Cardassia. For the Feds it's only a minor border skirmish.

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>>85134173
I'll tell you what he's going to do. He's going to [STATEMENT REDACTED BY THE OBSIDIAN ORDER]

>>85134044
>>85134152
I'm CERTAIN the Romulan war was before TOS. There was an episode where they were talking about the war and how they had no idea what the Romulans looked like since they didn't have viewscreens or whatever they call them. They then see that they look like Vulcans and the whole episode was about whether or not they could trust Spock.

Granted I last saw TOS something like 15 years ago, so I may have things blurred

>>85134272
Ended in a peace treaty, so it was a war even if the cardies are pussies

>>85134173
Oh nothing, I ASSURE you, my dear ensign. Do enjoy your stay aboard the station. I'm sure you'll have... a very eventful time. *makes gay dismissive hand gesture while walking away mysteriously*

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>>85134002
>mfw my ex/fuckbuddy's mom walks down the aisle naked

>>85133988
Oh yes that was so satisfying.
Was that the episode where he treats everyone on the bridge like shit?

>>85134324
guy on the right is not impressed

>>85134327
It was great to see all those dipshit kids get chewed out

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please let me back

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Is there a character on the show that DESERVES all the shit they got?
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>>85134424
ok, but only if you play your own Romulan rape baby

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>>85134424
No.

>>85111623
Janeway would have done that. Kirk would have talked or fucked his way out of the war.

>>85134424
How many times was she raped?

I'm guessing ~50.

>>85134446
Troi, the black pilot in ENT, everyone on Voyager except Janeway and the Doctor

>>85134480
She did like talking about the rape gangs on her homeworld.

>>85134480
every day ended with a rape festival

>>85134499
And then they went there and it was all fine, except for the gorilla war.

Her sister was the hottest woman I've ever seen on the show.

>>85134446
Troi.
Worf, O'Brien, and Geordi didn't deserve it.
Picard deserved it and didn't get any.

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>>85134450
>when rape gangs is explicitly written into your contract

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>>85133042
>>85132722
>>85132559
>>85132472
>>85133092

Oh my, what could this be?

>>85132559
severely underrated movie

>>85134744
bet it was Shatner's idea to have him push the specialist away and start pushing buttons himself

>>85134492
>the black pilot in ENT
He didn't do anything wrong.

In fact, he didn't do anything at all for 4 years. Thanks Rick, thanks Brannon.

>>85134848
In tv being boring is a crime, not a defence

>>85134873
But the criminals are the writers, not the character.

>>85134848
Awful actor anyway. Sidelining him was a good thing.

>>85115058
She's not "recoiling from Shatner", you moron. She's trying not to knock that woman in the head with her arm. I'd swear a lot of you people are certifiably retarded.

>>85134953
How can you tell if he never got a chance to do anything, because the writers fucked up so badly?

Feel free to accuse me of being that actor... IF anyone can even remember his name.

>>85135004
t. Shatner

>>85134744
All of this because Kirk couldn't wait a couple of minutes for a shuttle and forced them to use a transporter that was still being installed.
Fuck him, he was a faggot in that entire movie.

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>>85135004
Don't you have a Travelocity commercial you should be filming you fat faggot?

>it's a young Ensign's career is ruined because Riker walked in on him bonking Troi

kek, poor guy

>>85132559
That was the first piece of Star Trek I ever saw, that scene kinda haunted my childhood

>>85133770
>>85134090
>Introduce a compelling, unique and interesting character on your show
>WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, KILL HIM OFF NOW REEEEEEEE
Every time Voyager. Brannon Braga, why do you hate good writing?

>>85135255
Hey Spock, I think your dog has autism