What would have Curzon done in this situation?

>>85136223
which power rangers show is this

>>85136290
Dragon Ball 9: Deep Trek in Space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5A41MS0Fq0

>>85136408
Needs to be set to the Faulconer ost.

>>85136223
>What would have Curzon done in this situation?
Curzon would've been armed with a pocket phaser at all times and probably a mek'leth concealed on his person because Curzon was a fucking badass

>>85136408
THIS IS WHAT DEEP SPACE NINE IS?!?!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85136609
Still better than Voyager

>>85136408
>we want the star wars audience

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>>85136609
That episode alone is better than all TNG movies combined.

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*blocks your path*

>>85136781
>DUDE TIME TRAVEL
>AND PIZZA AND GABBAGOOL AND LASAGNA
>AND LETS SAVE THE WHALES DUDE
>LMAO

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>>85136802

>>85136781
>First Contact
Yeah nah. FC wasn't a great movie, but it was less cringeworthy than this Naruto shit

>>85136864
Those are original series movies. He said TNG movies

>>85136223
grab dukat, flip him around, and fuck him hard like he did with Koloth

>>85136290
>>85136408
>>85136609
>>85136899
>7 years

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>>85136802
>>85136865
Dukat... if you're seeing this recording, it means you tried to abandon your post while the station's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted.
You have lost control of Terok Nor,disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Your attempt to escape is no doubt a final act of cowardice. All fail-safes have been eliminated. Your personal access codes have been rescinded. The destruct sequence can no longer be halted. All you can do now is contemplate the depth of your disgrace.

And try to die like a Cardassian.

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don't mess with the bull or you'll get the horns

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>>85137065
Hey buddy. You actually have mental health issues. Please get help.

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>>85136290
NigTrek9

>>85136899
>trying this hard
Shitposhing is just boring when it's so obvious.

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>>85136781
I want to give my body to Weyoun so we may both better serve the will of The Founders. Would he have me?

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>>85137209
Only one is necessary to please the will of The Founders.

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>>85137248
This Weyoun is flawed, someone please get rid of him.

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>>85137282
I'd fuck up to two Weyouns and one Damar at a time

>>85137209
>>85137248
>>85137282
I want to ______ Weyoun

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>>85137496
Arrest

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I want to ______ fat Riker

>>85137802
>dem fat greek tiddies
i like when marina sirtis stopped acting and just played troi as herself

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>>85137802
Go on a date to the Cheesecake Factory on Deep Space Six with

MY NAME

IS MILES O'BRIEN

>>85137997
What if the replicant O'brien was the real O'brien?

>>85137802
Bully

>>85137802
It coincided with the uniform

>>85137802
Reminder that Riker fucked Major Kira

>>85138330
And Ro Laren

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>>85138330
And Ensign Ro

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I want to _____ Julian Bashir!

>>85138330
>Riker fucked Major Kira
Tom Riker doesn't count

>>85138561
shave Julian Bashir's head, he's balding and in denial.

>>85138564
Both Dax and Kira already knew who he was.

>>85138564
Bit racist

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>>85138580

>>85138590
Nope, nobody knew it was Tom until he took off the fake sideburns. Anyone got that gif/webm?

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what the fuck was her problem?

Miles "Pull the trigger on every Cardie nigger" O'Brien

>>85139037
>virgins still trying to force the "keiko was a bad wife" meme
surely you're not going to keep doing this once you're in your 20s?

>>85138548
Ensign Ro was the top fucking tier bajoran mang.

>>85139037
She was unhappy with Miles for not being an officer and not getting to hang out with the other officer's wives

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>>85139077
Miles "Every Spoon is going to die soon" O'Brien.

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I wish to have rough and passionate hate sex with you while you impale my dirty Cardie pussy with your superior Human babymaker as you berate me for how many cardies you killed in the war. Chief, I'm ovulating. RIGHT. NOW.

uh.... but Kekio is expecting me tonight to scream at me in her shrill voice because I walked in on her and the Bajorian Deputy last night, so urm... err sorry.

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OY VEY

REMEMBER THE 6 BILLION

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>>85139019
What a stud

>>85138561
he looks like wesley

>>85138897
It's the truth, I'm sorry.

>>85139175
Miles "Killing a cardie gives me a hardie" O'Brien

>>85139037
married to a loser with no career prospect

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Fuck mirror Spock desu.

>>85139183
I would have. God I so would have. It doesn't really count if it's an alien, right?

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>>85139159
I want her to step on my dick

>>85139276
Mirror Spock literally did nothing wrong

>>85138561
befriend

>>85139093
>>85139165
>>85139271
hey, Keiko, how's it goin'?

>>85139219
masterful

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>>85139221
>>85139234

>>85139356
homosexuality is forbidden in Islam anyway

>>85139304
He weakened the Terran Empire allowing the Klingons and Cardies an opportunity to enslave humanity.

>>85139325
it's true tho
forced to live on a cardassian starbase in the middle of nowhere instead of some glamorous place

>>85139477
>Data introduced them

Why did that robot fuck hate these two?

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>>85139159
>You will never turn Admiral Cain back to the right team
Why even survive the Cylon attack?

>>85139356
I don't even get why you think he looks better with his receding hairline anyways. Shaving his head would only make him look more masculine and thus, more attractive. I'm not even talking completely bald, just buzz it down to action hero, Jason Statham levels.

>>85139452
DS9 isn't canon

>>85139503
it was probably one of his social experiment to understand humans better

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Ayy

>>85139477
desu, she barely even lived on DS9. she was fucking off to Bajor or wherever for her plant shit all the time.

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>>85139205
>Implying the Goy will ever be allowed to forget the 60 billion
The future President looked Presidential visiting the memorials to the 600 billion in the Bajoran News Network today, as were the survivors of the evil camps they had to remind us. They were looking good for 95 year olds too.

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>>85139562

>>85139642
>implying she went there for plants

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Helo I did nothing wrong lol haha XD

>>85139845
why did they ruin his character, lads? why were they so afraid of his popularity?

>>85139898
>AHHHHH HELP ME PAH WRAITHS SAVE ME AHHHHHHH

>>85139898
That final "prophets and Pah-wraiths" arc was a mess in general.

>>85139898
Honestly it boggles my mind how fast his character turned to shit. What were the writers thinking?

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>>85139898
He had to fall so that the true savior of Cardassia could rise

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Who has the Terry Farrell interview where she says Rick Berman said her tits were too small?

>>85140139
Remember that Berman is a saint and only two bits actor that failed to have a career shittalk him.
That and women that are notriously liars

Watching "Relics"

Why is everyone being a dick to Scotty?

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Nevermind I found it.

>>85140327
because he was being noisy
it's not like he was any better when someone was around his ship

>>85140327
Star Trek humans are disdainful of helpful people in general, even if they're actually being useful, like Data.

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>85140536
I'd rather show you

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>>85140536

>>85140794
Add Keiko

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>These two didn't fuck

>>85141499
I like how he immediately went to the holodeck afterward, presumably to jerk off

>>85141643
You can't do that in the ship's holodeck.

>>85140258
I don't think she was lying. Just look at Deanna, 7 and T'pol.

>>85141643
>presumably
It was heavily implied that that's what he was doing anon

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>>85140536
They're fully functional.

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Someone post the Kirk fondles Spock pasta.

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>>85141499

>Lwaxana is openly slutty, giving direct cues to Picard, Worf and even Wesley
>B'Elanna gets the Klingon heat, bitting sexually
>Kes gets the Ocampan heat, eating innocent animals and begging to be fucked
>Seven of Nine directly asks Kim to fuck her
>No sex in any of these occasions

What were the producers so afraid of?

>>85139970
"We have to end the series somehow"

>>85141968
I never watched VOY.

What happened to Kes? Why did she leave the show?

>>85139289
>Tfw the last person I fucked looked just like a shorter version of ensign ro and was also into pegging
If she was willing to put on the nose she might have actually been worth seeing again.

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>>85142256

The reason for the character was that she turned into some sort of Starchild, 2001 style, the Ocampa are a misterious race, they age quickly and she wasn't sure what her habilities would even take her to, she was too powerful for the ship so she lunged it ten years worth of travelling and left.

The reason the actress had, I'm not sure, they didn't renew her contract in order to hire Seven of Nine as a new main character, so it doesn't seem like things were going well, and later on... Well, you know what happened.

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>>85141968
>klingon heat

>>85142256
Her people are very short lived. She got old and died.

>>85140895
Science can't go THAT far... Can it?

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>>85142441

Yeah, I know, hers was basically a transfered Pon Farr, but her actions while being affected by it seemed more Klingon than Vulcan.

Though I don't really know if Vulcan would bite during sex, it just doesn't seem like them.

>>85136606
>implying Odo would allow that on his promenade

>>85141942
What the fuck is this from? The show Bible? Got anything else like that?

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>>85141942
>Let's see what it looks like, Spock,' Kirk said as he knelt, peeling the briefs over Spock's hips. He laughed softly as he surveyed the alien design. 'Almost like a woman.' Spock shivered as Kirk's fingers rubbed the soft, furred lips of the genital pouch, centered high on the pubic mound. Lips so swollen and sensitive now. Kirk's thumbs slid along the moist inner surface of the labia, parted, opened them, revealing the rounded head of the cock, a glistening green jewel framed within. Kirk's breath touched him there, moist and tickling. Spock felt the first head begin to come forth, shy, eager, responding to that delicate touch. There . . . there . . . I'll show you . . ." Kirk repeated, stroking steadily at the tender, changing flesh. Fascinated, he watched the three petals curl back to reveal glistening chartreuse surfaces studded with hypersensitive spots of darker green, the two side tendrils gracefully uncoiling to stand like oiled serpentine honor guards beside the rising, proud, gleaming central shaft. "Like an orchid," Kirk whispered, "or a cross between . . . an orchid and a great green anthurium . . .. Oh, it's beautiful! What are these two things for?" He ran his fingers along the wet, quivering tendrils.

>>85136609
at least it didn't have an episode where they all turned into pre teens

>>85142547
>that Chekhov cat
NEDM
BA NA NANA NANA NA NA NA NA

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"But Commander, there is only one more piece left!"

You hold the last piece of rich cheesecake up to his mouth trying not to notice the way he tugs on the bottom of his uniform shirt. His face flushes red as he struggles to cover the bulge of pale flesh creeping over his waistline that the stretched hem of his uniform can no longer cover. Feigning ignorance of his embarrassment you slip the last decadent piece of desert between his lips. As the chocolate sauce topping hits his tongue you can hear a moan of contentment.

"Oh Commander, I'm so happy you liked my recipie!" you exclaim happily as you reach across the table to wipe away stray crumbs caught in his beard.

I wanna fuck season 3 Riker

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>>85137997
>>85139175
>>85139165
>>85139183

>For the record, Chief O'brien has been in 235 seperate combat engagements and Starfleet has decorated him 15 times.

and that was before the Dominion War.

>>85136408
>just like in Dragon Ball, the Kai messes everything up

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>>85143059

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If I were Odo, every once and awhile I'd go around DS9 as an Xenomorph and scare the shit out of people. Would be funny as fuck.

>>85144718

What if someone blasted him? He'd still die

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>>85144775

boom

Remember that time Quark defeated a Klingon in one on one combat?

>>85138580
almost every male, and some females are balding in Star Fleet. It's one of the weird things about trek.

>>85144857
tell it again brother

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>>85144882
Not Dr Crusher and her beautiful red tresses

>>85144775
>>85144827
Shits inconsistent as fuck. But most changelings seem extremely resistant to phaser fire. That one Klingon changling tanked a whole fucking platoon. The changling leader seemed to become more powerful when hit with a phaser.

Was that Odo in the webm even a changling? Odo said he didn't need to use a phaser.

>>85145032
The Odo in the webm was mirror Odo, no different than normal Odo except a different timeline

>>85145032

That's Odo in the mirror universe, where Kira is evil and the Bajorans defeated the federation.

>>85145073
and the fact that he became a nazi and/or a sexual predator just like the rest of the cast in the mirror.

>>85145102
>the Bajorans defeated the federation.
what the hell

>>85145133
I meant physically

>>85145150
Mirror Spock convinced the Terran Empire to lay down their arms and be peaceful hippies

Mirror Bajorans, Klingons, and Cardassians took this opportunity to ally and conquer the Terran Empire

>>85145150
It was a Klingon-Cardassian alliance that defeated the Terran Empire and enslaved humanity. Don't worry though, humanity overthrew the alliance and rebuilt the Terran Empire.

>>85145202
the bajorans weren't exactly a big player at first they got Terraned the same way they were spooned in the "normal" universe it's just that with the crumbling of the terran empire they were set free and joined the alliance just like they were intended to join the federation

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What was wrong with Mirror Garak?

>>85145380
Broken by Klingon Kock™

>>85145202
so Kirk fucked up things

>>85145488
yes

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Would you?

>>85145380
daily reminder that Mirror Garak and Mirror Kira had sex many many times

>tfw mirror Quark died a hero

;_;

>>85145633
It was all in vain anyway. Terrans led a rebellion and reestablished the Empire not even 20 years later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbsZRbwbJ4

>>85145737

How can other races even compete?

>>85145796
I wonder why nobody has ever commented on how prominent humans are despite being a very young race. I mean why is earth the capital of the federation?

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>>85145591
Mirror Garak is a slut.

>>85145854

Because we breed like rabbits, are ambitious, and pretty smart compared to the other races out there

>>85142607
>implying Curzon would give him a choice

also Curzon seems bro enough to tell Odo he's packing and precisely why he does

>>85143059
He can't help but smile at your excitement. "Thank you for dessert, it was uh, quite the treat," he said before belching discreetly into his fist. "Not to mention the five-course Klingon meal before it."

You glance down to his overfull stomach, its round form outlined by his uniform and an inch of pale, happy-trailed midriff exposed.

>>85145854
because you're an idiot, and will believe most anything you see on television. Here's a clue: Star Trek isn't real.

>>85146309
What does that have to do with anything?

>>85136408
What were they thinking?

>>85144718
>>85144775
>If you scan me when I'm pretending to be a rock, you'll detect a rock
He may die, but he'd still melt a hole though their space station. The blood spatter would turn back to goo, but the acid blood around his xeno organs would remain acidic when it touched the bulkheads.

>>85145032
Maybe they just used a more powerful disruptor/phaser, because it's the mirror side everything is more militaristic, and who gives a damn about conventions (see the episode where the collector tries to collect Data, then gets disintegrated)

>>85145032
They shot the Martok changeling with Klingon disruptors, but whatever Bashir had looked Bajoran, they probably work differently.

>>85146364
>Hey, we need 30 extras for this scene, shall we spend 10 hours of makeup on each of them to reinforce the fact that the Federation is comprised of hundreds of species?
>Yeah that sounds good
>Okay, cool, that will be $10,000 in makeup department manhours
>Sorry, I meant "make them all humans, Mexican day laborers from outside Walmart if possible"

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Did I ever tell you about the time I met your mother?

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>>85147608
Dukat's reaction to Kira getting knocked up was priceless.

>>85147547
What does that have to do with anything?

>>85148137
>Hey, we need 30 extras for this scene, shall we spend 10 hours of makeup on each of them to reinforce the fact that the Federation is comprised of hundreds of species?
>Yeah that sounds good
>Okay, cool, that will be $10,000 in makeup department manhours
>Sorry, I meant "make them all humans, Mexican day laborers from outside Walmart if possible"

>>85148163
That still has nothing to do with what I said

>>85140364
Yeah sounds like a load of whiny woman shit to me. They will ALWAYS blow everything out of proportion and magnify the offenses (and lie).

>>85145553
why not? shes not nasty as fuck like the duras sisters

>>85148191
The subtext you're apparently not getting or pretending not to get is that Star Trek is a TV show with a budget they can't exceed and putting makeup on extras to make the crew look as diverse as the setting would imply is cost prohibitive.

Did you honestly, seriously miss that? It's hard to tell with the shocking state of Star Trek threads at the moment, 99% trolls and/or morons.

>>85145032
It's just Odo who's shit at being a changeling. One would imagine mirror Odo was even worse at it.

>>85148524
Which is irrelevant to what I said. You sound like you just wanted to sound smart, but you're really just coming off as an idiot.

>>85148524
>I wonder why nobody has ever commented on how prominent humans
Gee, in a show that gives technobabble explanations to every problem, a throwaway line about human prominence in star fleet is just too much.

>>85148666
The other guy was right, you are an idiot. Just continue to imagine you've realised something profound, I'm sure it'll add a sense of purpose to your life.

>>85148747
Write one for us then.

>>85148747
human's make naturally good slaves.

>>85148747
probably because there are ships that have little to no humans on it

>>85148908
Exactly. We only see human-centic ships because that's what the budget will pay for. When we get holodecks and everyone can make IMAX quality movies for free, we'll see sci-fi shows that are realistic in all aspects.

>>85148795
Species from homeworlds with similar gravity and atmosphere serve together like >>85148908 said. Mystery solved.

>>85148795
You remarkable lack of any sort of reading comprehension really doesn't surprise me. You are dumb as fuck.

>>85149155
You remarkable lack of any sort of reading comprehension really doesn't surprise me. You are dumb as fuck.

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>>85149201

>>85139612
that scared the shit out of me as a kid

sup with all these trek threads?

what's some kino episodes?

Attention Bajoran workers.

Traps are gay.

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>>85149249

>>85149353
Holodeck traps

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>>85149276
DS9: Move Along Home

If you can't see, don't even bother replying.

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>>85149371

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I want to ______ Bashirfaggot!

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>>85148908
>>85148989
The Xindi, the unknown "Silent Enemy", the Arkonians, as well as the interpretation of previously introduced aliens such as the Andorians, and the Tellarites in Enterprise were an admirable attempt at alien diversity and greater sense of "realism". Of course since it wasn't gay enough for the trektards, it doesn't get much mention. Stupid faggots ruin everything they touch.

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>>85149486

>>85149534
>"make an example of the racemixer,"

>>85149534
deport to usenet

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>>85149534
Murder by leaving the car running in the garage

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>>85149566

>>85142650
>What the fuck is this from?

An old 'zine, I imagine. Fangirls have always been horny.

Where do baby Klingons come from?

>>85150394
pods

>>85149534
Cuddle

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>>85149712

>>85136223
I never got why Worf was convinced she suffered a dishonorable death, she died in personal combat with a literal god.

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>>85136865

>>85136408
how many episodes did it take for them to power up?

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>Hey babe, you wanna find out why they call me Fat Riker?

>>85137087
Whenever someone says "Dukat did nothing wrong", link them this.

>>85152298
Because you're a Chinese Jew?

>>85152298
>wont leave/risk starfleet career for troi.
>no problem with beaming down to planet gender neuter and icing everyone.

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>>85152582
Troi is a bitch who wants him to diet. Fuck her. Soren is his one true love.

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>it's a Patrick Stewart has the entire show wardrobe changed to suit his comfort demands episode
Why are british actors so needy?

>>85136408
The Prophet/Pah Warith shit was the worst. It didn't need to be in the show.

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>>85153352
It looked better when they removed the bits of tire from the top part

>>85153105
>Troi humiliating Riker for gaining weight
Sounds kinda hot desu

Don't die on me now thread

>>85154816
I know, now that the 3 other ones have died. Why can't people check the catalog before making a new thread?

Because tripfags gonna trip

>>85154870
This is why it's a good thing to have "Trek" in the OP.

>>85154911
Bashirfaggot is the only tolerable one

>>85154935
No. No no no no no NO NO NO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK GENERALS THEY ARE CANCER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85155103
We are already cancer. We might as well admit it and voluntarily confine ourselves to 1 thread instead of spreading our cancer out over 5 threads of 100-ft tall Deanna Troi futa holograms (safety protocols disengaged) and Riker fattening fanfics.

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>>85155171
Barclayposting and fat Riker are in the top tier of shitposting

>>85155171
You and all tripfags need to learn to let go and embrace the ebb and flow of Star Trek threads on tv. There are lean times, and bountiful times. Sometimes there are just no Star Trek threads on tv, and that's ok! Eventually generals run out of things to talk about and stagnate. All you have to do is take one look at the Doctor Who general to see how bad things would get.

If you want a consistent, permanent general go to /tg/, the autists there are insufferable and talk about boring minutae.

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>>85155396
Stop it. Riker is not fat.

>>85152013
Khaless killed the Klingon gods.

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>>85155861
He gets a bit chubby in TNG and by the ENT finale he is officially fat

>>85156164
All I can see in that picture is those juicy Betazoid implants and a handsome man in his 50's.

>>85156164
God, imagine how much crash dieting Paramount probably tried to make them do

>>85156340
that is one stuffed gyro.

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>>85156288
The extra weight looks good on him

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It was the ice man that did it! He'll kill us all!

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NOOOO DATA WHYYYY AAAAAAAAAHHH HAVE MERCY AAAAAGHHHGHHHH

>>85156340
That episode is so disturbing it's hard to believe it wasn't their personal idea.

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>>85156482
While it was inadvertent, he wasn't wrong.
See also

>>85156482
>It's another aliens who look exactly like humans episode
I liked this one but UGGGGHHHHHHH

>>85156545
Don't remind me

>>85156502
AHHHH HELP ME TONY-I MEAN DATA AHHHH

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>>85156607
its ok, because TNG had an episode that established that humanoid aliens in the Milky Way are all descendant of the first humanoid race ever.

>>85155904
Khaless didn't but the Klingon equivalent of Adam and Eve did kill their Gods.

>>85156655
Even the dinosaur people that Voyager met?

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>>85156655
So did a bitch looking like this Alien Nation extra leave just moments before these two arrived?

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>>85137802
>>85138330
>>85143119
>>85143059
>>85144691
>>85152298
>>85155861
>>85155396

All of you, ALL OF YOU have forgotten that Pulaski banged Riker's dad.

Cuz that's just gross...

>>85156778
I think they pre or analogous to the preservers

>>85156778
yes.

they basically went around the galaxy and left their DNA on all life bearing worlds.

only races like the Tholians, Sheliak, Founders, and Q are not related.

>>85156873
That's dumber than Gangster planets.

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>>85156947
There are several copies of earth through out the galaxy, in star trek.

Bread and Circuses is one of them.

>>85157020
That's dumber than the parallel earths theory. The aliens from the Gangster planets just engaged in mimicking behavior.

>Ron Moore's original idea for the 30th Anniversary episode was for the Defiant to encounter them again, using Bones' communicator as a way to mimic 23rd Century Starfleet and parody overzealous convention nerds

>>85155626
Eh...thanks...I see there is an stg there ...I'll check it out

>>85157130
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Undeveloped_Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine_episodes
>Ronald D. Moore advocated doing a musical episode. "Oh, and I was agitating for a musical, man," he stated. "On record, I wanted to do a musical version of Trek well before Buffy or Chicago Hope. I wanted to do a musical episode, and nobody would f***in' do it." When the interview spoke of how this was accomplished on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Moore responded, "Yeah, that's all we needed to do. There's just some tech virus that infects the crew and they can only communicate in song, you know? And just do it! And have a ball." [3] Moore had encountered similar opposition to doing a musical episode in TNG. (All Good Things (Blu-ray) audio commentary)
Could this have happened if "Babel" hadn't already wasted the tech virus idea?

>>85157130
according to the books.

Kirk and crew left behind a tricorder full of star fleet information. So the next Star Fleet ship to show up at the planet, found a planet that looked like one large star fleet base.

The roman world eventually joined the Federation. They were given an old Constitution refit ship. Which they renamed The Centurion.

The Nazi worlds. Despite Star fleet's best efforts and reforms on both worlds. They just kept fighting between each other for centuries.

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>>85156825
It's understandable; Pulaski was pretty cute back in her day

>>85156873
>they basically went around the galaxy and left their DNA on all life bearing worlds.

just like kirk

>>85139304
He cucked out.

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reminder Dukat did nothing wrong except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off and when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised

>>85159118
>I may have gone too far in a few places.

>>85156873
Founder supposedly used to be solids but evolved into liquids. Supposedly they, too, are descendants of THOSE Founders. That's why their basic solid appearance is that of a humanoid.

>>85159204
haha lol saw this on usenet too!!

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>>85159204
Why did the Founders all choose to look like Odo when the only reason Odo took that form was to mimic his "father" Dr. Mora?

>>85161414
At first it was to make Odo feel comfortable.
Then it was to mock Odo.
Then it was to make Odo feel comfortable again.

>>85161437
But what about all the times Odo wasn't even around?

>>85161505
Why pick another form? They HATE taking on forms, so they wouldn't bother thinking up another form because it's just a waste of mental energy on shit that they hate.

Also, Dr. Mora copied his hairstyle from Odo, not the other way around. Can anyone prove me wrong? No, I do not think that you can.

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>>85161568
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Mora_Pol

>>85161568
couldn't they have just blobbed around or something

couldn't the just get carried around in buckets by the vorta or something

>>85161662
This is sacrilege and heresy. I suggest that you delete your post right now.

>>85161732
my dik was a solid in ur mom last nite

>>85161625
Odo needs to >>>Pol

>>85136408
I wonder what fucking Prophet-possessed Kira would be like?

>>85162728
She'd probably give me a huge divine boner.

>>85144718
Xenos wouldn't even be a threat in the Trek verse. They're like mid tier dangerous. If there is one thing the the Federation is competent at its following standard quarantine procedure.

>>85163013
>O'Brien, beam that thing into space
>Aye sir

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So is it like Trill spots? Does it go all the way down to the ground?

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What the FUCK was their problem?

>>85163013
yeah but the real question is who would win in a fight, David 8 or Data?