/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>85093309

When and how will Jumping Man make his return, bros?

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>>85093360
HELLO FRENLO :^)

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PAY FOR MY MEDITATION PROGRAM

david lynch penis look like the nuke.

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Sheryl Lee is CUTESTEREREST and an all around wonderful person!!

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF JANEY-E JONES

>Rapes defenseless autists
>Threats assault on defenseless business men
>Constantly speeding
>Records over other people's VHS tapes
>Hates blacks
>Molested Sonny Jim but it's okay she's a strong wymen and he liked it anyway
>Regularly pisses in the coffee she makes for her family
>Has psychotic delusions of being a big star in Hollywood
>Illegal immigrant, she only pretends to be an American
>Takes Dougie Jones' prescription

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>>85093350

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>>85093388
BUY MY TOTALLY TRUE

MEDITATION COURSE

3x 999,00

(no refunds)

>look up to see if Joan Chen has nudes
>she did a lesbian sex scene in 95

Oh baby

I'm at episode 8 and I still don't understand anything at all

am I just stupid or what?

>Bobby and Cooper aged like fine wine

yass daddies

>>85093309
OMG DUDE THAT NUCLEAR EXPLOSION FOLLOWED BY 10 MINUTES OF NOISE WAS SO GREAT AND MADE ME REALLY THINK THIS IS WHAT ART LOOKS LIKE

>>85093323

So, you're just gonna use false equivalencies now?
That's why the free market is such a great thing, guess what, no one is gonna pay for a business that teaches you how to count to 3

>>85093479
yesnogenerator.com

>>85093479
No you are Dougie

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SHOWTIME STOLE MY MEME!

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>>85093309

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>>85093538

>>85093550

Fucking Albert always bringing around his VHS copies of the original series trying to get Cole to watch it.

>>85093309
>>85093550
That startled the fuck out of me.
Based Lynch.

Why didn't Miriam fucking C A L L the police

>>85093522
My older brother called that episode "10 minutes of plot with 50 minute nap time in the middle."

inb4 autists posting le lynched

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>>85093538
Sorry to hear that, anon

>>85093550
literally wooden draw tier

>>85093538
>he thinks he can own a meme

You were tricked.

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>>85093522
>>85093605
Hahaha, severely
LYNCHED
Y
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C
H
E
D

>>85093433

>Naomi Watts will never piss in your coffee

I have never felt this level of despair before.

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF RICHARD HORNE
>Pirated Shadow the Hedgehog on PS2
>Sharpened his katana beyond regulation
>Switches IP addresses when he's banned from /b/
>Put a whoopee cushion in Grandpa Ben's chair
>Stole a friends copy of Shadow The Hedgehog in Middle School
>Donates to Shadman's Patreon
>Downloads Linkin Park songs from Frostwire
>Drew a mustache on a photo of Sheriff Truman
>Switched the sugar and the salt shakers in the RR Diner
>Mixes up M&Ms and Skittles at parties
>Puts random people's mailbox's flag up even when they're not sending anything
>Broke into the Sheriff's station and installed Windows Vista on all the computers
>Borrowed Great-Uncle Jerry's car without asking
>Called the Great Northern the Mediocre Northern

>>85093550
BUT WHAT DOES IT
M E A N

>>85093602

She did but they couldn't understand her because of all the food in her mouth.

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what was lynch drawing here?

>>85093708
the next evolution of the arm
fucking obvious

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Who let /fa/ dress Dick?

>>85093708
>>85093504

>>85093676

That is the most arousing back I've ever seen goddamn.

>>85093708
EHT
MRA

>>85093550

ALBERT IS THE ONE

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>>85093734
calling that plev shit /fa/
you need to understand real style anon

>>85093708
the arm touched a mutant reindeer and fused with it

>yfw Albert dies protecting Constance from some Black Lodge bullshit

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>go to Russian social media site for huge TP image archive
>they have 59 images of Laura but 113 of Maddy
What did they mean by this?

/Our guys/:
>Richard
>Dougie
>Candy
>Bobby

>>85093747
I don't remember any deer between the arm, the midget and the tree.

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>>85093844
>Candy
>guy

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>>85093844
Richard Tremayne I'm assuming

>>85093844
Add Chad and morguefu

>>85093844

Jumping Man is the ultimate /ourguy/. He'll be back. Soon.

>>85093550
I'm the MUFFINNNNNNNNN

>listen to the "post episode 9 till finale is bad!" meme
>"Episode 11 is one of the worst!"
>mad Ben, Catherines keikaku, Denise Duchovany, Andy and Dicks games, Comfy Coop

Man fuck you guys, the only shit that's dragging is Nadine and James

>>85093868
>I don't remember something that happened off screen

Huh, weird.

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>>85093821

They have to go back to Missoula, Moldova!

Requesting Sonny-Jim getting woken up.

imagine if you opened a door and then a girl would be there crying haha just kidding

>>85093868

>tree
>midget
>deer

Never celebrated Christmas before, anon?

>>85094013
Well I don't see any midget in the drawing too.

>>85094044
Requesting Sonny Jim nudes

>>85093550
>Bowie's ghost wandering in to his office
>Laura's ghost bursting in through his hotel door

I wander if this sort if thing isn't just a common occurrence for him?

>>85094044

He totally jerked it to mommy Janey-E's moans.

>>85093479
No

So far this season is an incoherent mess

The only people who claims otherwise are edgelord film school students

>>85093708
lynch was just doodling and didn't know the scene started

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>>85094084
>tfw it gets revealed that Gordon posted too many memes

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>>85093734
>>85093797
Move the fuck away

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>>85093981
The only S2 episodes that I REALLY felt were a drag were like.. 15 and 16? It's hard to remember which numbers exactly. The worst is Slaves and Masters, because it's like the entire thing is a fucking James episode. Other than that it's still pretty enjoyable.

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Coop is really only going to come back for the finale isn't he?

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>>85093736
Thank god she was wearing shoes, the amount of foot autist shitposting if she wasn't would be enough to actually kill someone.

>>85094089
you have issues

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>>85094130

>>85093821
They are patricians.

>>85094130
>incoherent
lmao how stupid do you have to be to (broadly) not understand what's going on?

>>85094089
Lol. Just remembered that I would do that all the time to my mother's friend who lived with us. She had a bf who would fuck her nightly and I would place my ear against the wall to hear it all. Lol

Is the Johnny Horne actor the same?

>>85094259
no
http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Johnny_Horne

>>85094249

.... go on.

explain me why the girls in series all go with wrong guy for drugs

>>85094130
>So far this season is an incoherent mess

5 episodes in? Maybe.
But now everything is starting to make sense.

>>85094336
nice guys finish last

>>85094336
Do I have to explain real life too?

we ever gonna find out what went on with doppelcoop/BOB/the woodsmen right after Ray shot doppelcoop?

so what was the significance of the woodman

>>85094362
The Woodsmen salvaged Bob and left Dopplecoop alone.

>>85094387
Gotta light?

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Now, you will see me one more time if you do good.
You'll see me two more times if you do bad. Goodnight.

>>85094361
if you want

>>85094336
drugs are really really really really really really fun

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literally /ourgirl/

>>85094462
I catfish straight guys and then jerk off to them

That real enough for ya?

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF BOB
>Replaced MJA with a tree
>Regularly plays tricks on fellow black lodge members
>Once ran a lemonade stand but he didn't tell anyone that the lemonade was actually pee
>Raped and murdered the entire twin peaks football team in 1979
>Buys coffee from the Double R Diner, only to tell the waitress that he wanted milk, not coffee
>Cut Mike's arm off
>Posts still images as .gifs
>Possessed the body of Major Briggs to fuck with some school principal and a librarian

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>It's a Tammy working undercover in the Czech Republic episode
muh dick

>>85094387
They seem to be lesser lodge monsters that follow Bob. Maybe they're the owls in the original series?

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A man's attitude... a man's attitude goes some ways toward how a man's life will be.
Is that somethin' you agree with?

Now... did you answer cause you thought that's what I wanted to hear or did you think about what I said and answer cause you truly believe that to be right?

>>85094179
most likely, yes

>>85094509
what has that to do with girls and drugs

>Laura is now a chosen one created to stop evil

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>>85093375
We will find out that Red is actually possessed by the Jumping Man

>>85094520
Is this like fake taxi?

>>85094519
Is that you, BOB?

>>85094564
Just tell you some real life bud

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Tarantino dressed like a nazi walks into your room, what do you do?

>>85094595
Pretty much

>>85094179
>After all these years I have become Twin Peaks
>looks at the camera
>Thank you David, see you in 25 years...

>>85093981
Maybe you shouldn't take an asshole's opinion for granted.

That song at the end had pretty noticeable annoying autotune.

>>85094406
We're sure that BOB isn't in him anymore? Wouldn't he be acting differently?

Also, why would they need to salvage him? With Leland BOB showed that he can leave whenever he wants if his host is dying; he doesn't need to be rescued

>>85094643
James was always kino

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>>85094501

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85094578
>taking bullshit fan theories as fact

>>85094578
>Laura is now bait who was essentially created to be raped for years and then murdered as part of a long game to eventually stop bob

fixed that for you

>>85094564
Girl's like men with a mean dangerous streak to them doing drugs is considered bad and not a social norm women see this as an opportunity to change said men. It's all about taming the rebel, an in show example
>Bobby get's Laura and Shelly pussy
Where as James
>Kisses Donna fixes some guys cars

>>85094519
WOW BOB WOW

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How many of the posters who by the first week were all "haha coffee and cherry pie fags got Lynched" have turned on Lynch making posts like "I have defended this season but last night's episode was just bullshit, Lynch is a hack, I give up"? How many of us who still trust this season are left compared to when it premiered and how many are gonna make it to the finale?

>>85094831
Nice revisionist history you got there, Bobby.
James fucked Laura, Evenlyn and Donna and could've fucked Maddie if he wanted to

>>85094831
but James is a really nice and friendly guy

>Shelly has a daughter, Becky
>Bobby and Shelly were together and committing to a serious relationship at the end of Twin Peaks S2
>In S3, Bobby does not have a wedding ring
>In S4, Shelly has a ring but she wears it around her neck as a necklace

So they got married, had a kid, and are now separated/divorced?

either that or becky is cole's kid

>>85094660
Gotta Link

>>85094846
I like all of it so far. I'm aware that things could happen that would make me like it less, but there is literally nothing that could happen that would make me stop watching. Things might happen that I don't love, but there is nothing he could do that would make me not finish the show

>>85094578
it's pretty silly how blown out of proportion the series' story is getting. We go from a story about the murder of a coke-addicted high-schooler with supernatural undertones/overtones, and that is now some divinely-created spirit of goodness meant to fight the forces of evil that were spawned at the creation of the atomic bomb. It's very silly, but not in a fun or cheeky way.

>>85094893

Also, James has always been cool

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Remember that time your cat got run over and died?
It was me, Laura! I was that car!

>>85094989
Man, James is not getting another appearance is he.

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[blocks your hallway]

>>85094979
>Mark Frost's stupid lore
it's expected

how many episodes has this shit?

>>85094888
Ok James Arrf Arrf

>>85094979
>divinely-created spirit of goodness
This is still a fan theory, we don't know what that scene meant yet.

Also, the lodge spirits weren't allowed into our world by the bomb because of OMG NUCLEAR POWER SO EVIL WHAT HAS MAN BECOME. It's not a moral thing about the evil of humanity. It's energy. Lodge spirits travel through energy and electricity. That's always been the case. The fact that a nuclear explosion is the thing that originally let them into our world makes total sense.

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>>85095012
They tried to film a scene here with him and Laura in the white lodge but Sheryl kept laughing at his appearance

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>>85094846
Those types crop up sometimes, usually because they build up expectations in their minds that Coop will be back to normal in the next episode they watch.

>>85094846

Honestly, I'm waiting for Lynch to drop the ball with every episode, I fully expect him to screw up and ruin the whole thing but so far he just kinda... doesn't. I have yet to walk away from an episode without being really happy to have seen it.

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Just finished watching. Except for that shitty autotuned filler at the end its the best episode so far. Maybe the first time I felt I was watching Twin Peaks (except the Bobby crying scene). And the Dougie part was great as well and the brothers are charming as fuck for some reason.

Also, every time Richard starts screaming and gets angry he looks like some edgy 11 old on the internet so he makes me laugh, though this time the laughter was nicely mixed with the really genuine fear showed by his grandmother.

>>85095029
>thinking nothing is Lynch's fault

Come on now.

>>85094846
>How many of the posters who by the first week were all "haha coffee and cherry pie fags got Lynched"

I'll never understand the contradictory contrarianism of the posters here. They repost endlessly about how much they love the comfy atmosphere of the original series, and then jump with glee, pretending that David Lynch is some ultra edge-lord who only exists to "BTFO" people. You either like the cherry pie, or you never liked the original series.

>bu bu I never did I only watched it for Lynch!
Sure you did. You watched the 3 eps he directed. Got it.

>>85095012
probably not? But i thought we wouldn't see bobby again, but we did and will definitely see him at least once more.

I think maybe Lynch though all the shit in season 2 damaged James' character so much that there wasn't much he could do with him anymore. That's my theory for why Josie and Catherine Martell aren't in season 3 as well

>>85094846
I loved it in the beginning before Laura is now Jesus part. Thats some midichlorians-tier shit.

>>85095173
It's almost like /tpg/ isn't one person, crazy right?

>>85095219
you could have fooled me with the months of reposts.

>>85095173
>people claim to like the original's comfy atmosphere AND the atmosphere of the new show
yeah so what, that's not hypocritical.
you can like 2 things. Lynch didn't set out to BTFO anybody. He just didn't set out to make an entire season of fanservice, either, which literally every other classic show/movie reboot has done.

>>85095205
You think wrong, Lynch doesn't give a shit about you, I expect a full one hour episode just following James's life around Twin Peaks 25 years later

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>>85095074
Sheryl would never do that! She is a nice woman!

>>85095173
Missing the point/10

Redditfags and normies thought this show would be all trendy comfy coffee&pie and something they could brag about being "fans" of.

After the S2 finale and FWWM + Missing Pieces, most of us were expecting the kind of ride we've gotten so far while the faggots are wringing their hands screaming "THIS ISN'T TWIN PEAKS MUH PIE MUH COFFEE MUH COMFY"

They wanted shallowed fanservice, we wanted Lynchkino.

>>85094520
that looks nothing like tammy?

>>85095146
>7 minutes left of ep 10
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

>>85093708
Search "The Angriest Dog in the World".
His style hasn't changed much since then. He still sucks at drawing.

>>85094831
Girls dont like boys girls like cars and money

>>85095354
>kino
Fuck off retard

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>>85095292
What did she mean by this?

>>85093821
link it

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>>85094846
>but last night's episode was just bullshit
All because we had the longest performance yet. The roadhouse scenes seem to be the ultimate pleb filter, not even some LYNCHEDfags can endure it.

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Chad picked up the wrong letter.

Run Silent, Run Drape
You have an enemy in Douglas Jones!
DOUGIEEE!!

So many great quotes in ep10 don't you agree bros

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>>85093676
>laughing during a naomi watts sex scene
my dick has been lynched

>>85093605
Your brother is a bitch.
You sound like one too.

You are now the bitch brothers.

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gib thicc latino mommy gf!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/HfRPLbSyiSM

>>85095461
https://vk
(dot)
com/albums-643780
They have a lot of Cooper/Kyle images

>>85095266
>>people claim to like the original's comfy atmosphere AND the atmosphere of the new show
>yeah so what, that's not hypocritical.
>you can like 2 things.

Yes you can, but the type of teenager attitude that goes along with "My stuff is better than your stuff" has gotten pretty old.

>>85095354
>After the S2 finale and FWWM + Missing Pieces, most of us were expecting the kind of ride we've gotten so far

Ha ha, how to spot a bullshitter

>while the faggots are wringing their hands screaming "THIS ISN'T TWIN PEAKS MUH PIE MUH COFFEE MUH COMFY"

And this is projection as well. Outside of some cherry[pie]-picked articles, where is the overwhelming negative reaction? Every episode is nearly reviewed favorably, several websites list it as the best TV show at the moment, it is one of Showtime's most-watched shows, averaging 2 million viewers per episode across TV and streaming. You are just inventing some pretend-majority that hates the show to feel superior about liking it. You don't need to do that, and you don't need to shit on people who aren't in to it either, and I'm speaking as a fan of S3.

>>85095496
I thought it was Audrey at first.

>>85095523
Lol it's not even addressed to Truman like she claimed

It'd be hilarious if Richard gets fucked because of Chad's incompetence

So Cooper is either going to come back in the next episode, or those casino brothers are going to kill him

>>85095585
>where is the overwhelming negative reaction?

Reddit&tv early and especially after ep 8.

I'm liking this season more than the last 2.

Janey really twisting and squirming on Coop's cock got me a semi...and then his flopping arms had me busting up laughing

>>85095457
http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/The-Bliss-of-Being-Sheryl-Lee-The-career-of-2837283.php

>>85095582
spasibo bratan

>>85095523
Miriam Rodges Sullivan

>>85095648
see my note:

>You are just inventing some pretend-majority that hates the show to feel superior about liking it.

>>85095496
>>85095496
perhaps it was because she sang llorando in mulholland drive

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>>85095734
I get a kick out of seeing redditors cry. Where do you think you are?

This episode was a 10/10 just because of HDS singing and strumming the ol' guitar.

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>>85095719
You're welcome

>>85095644
He defeated Ike without coming back, he seems to be able to snap back into Coop mode in danger. Then again, the brothers are the last remaining antagonist of the Dougie side of the story so something will provably happen that will force the plotlines to merge. My they'll kill Jane and Sonney

>>85095523
oh shit

Confession: After every episode I make multiple shitposts about how disappointing and terrible the show has gotten at this point. It's actually one of my favorite shows in years so I'd take any negative comments on here with a grain of salt.

:^)

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>>85095644
I think that guy who talks to bad cooper will try to kill him and the brother's will save dougie.

>>85093676
>This was the first real coop sex scene.
Perfect.

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This is the face of a man who's about to get raped

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>>85095585
>You are just inventing some pretend-majority that hates the show to feel superior about liking it.
Maybe some people, are, but I'm genuinely not? It is funny as fuck to see people who hate the new direction cry and whine about it, don't get me wrong. So people make fun of them a lot. But that doesn't mean we're pretending the show is hated to feel smart about liking it. The show's overall reception is really fucking good from both fans and critics. The vast majority of people like the return. Nobody's pretending otherwise, at last that I've seen.

>>85095904
>yfw cooper is actually just like that in bed

>>85095921
>when she wants to fuck but you just want to eat your cake

>>85095934
>that image
yeah exactly. Not liking twin peaks is the contrarian view, not liking it. If i wanted to seem super cool and unique I would be shitting on it. It's not FWWM, it's been critically lauded.

>all these losers that care about other people's reaction to the show
is this what it means being born in the late 90s and having your ego being formed only as a contrast to something else?

>>85095882
I bet you're that anon that said he purposely baits just so he could could get "Lynched" (You's)

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>Josie dressed like a maid with her hair in a pixie cut
HOLY FUCK
MUH DICK

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>>85096133

>>85096133
Josie is hands-down one of the hottest women on the show. Really wish there were more scenes of people ripping her clothes off.

>>85095205
Sounds like you mean you assumed that before the season started. Whereas we're halfway through now. James was never cool, apparently.

>>85093479
EP9 has a lot of answers

>>85096133
I wish she had a cock

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Just a reminder that Lee got Lynch'd 17 years ago and this was made.

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>>85096233
Well she does have a knob

>>85096133
she looks like a boy you closeted fag

>>85096363
>closeted
I appreciate pucci as much as pussy

Hello Johnny. How are you today?

Also: Is the "her" that Duncan Todd refers to ("Tell her she has the job") possibly Diane? We know Duncan and Diane are both involved with Doppelcoop.

I always thought that she and Garri Trumen brightest people ...

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>>85095705
>her talking about being lonely after having to film such vulnerable scenes

I wasn't expecting those feels

>>85096185
please stop using "hands-down" incorrectly

>>85095582
>a whole album of that bird
What kind of autistic Ivan made this collection?

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This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed The Log Lady's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and The Log Lady moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

>>85095146
but the song was the best part.

you probably can't fully appreciate it because you don't understand spanish

>>85096402
I completely missed the part where the show mentions/explains Duncan Todd. Who is he?

>>85096417
gomenesai, senpaitachi

>>85096503
>The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.
They were married, you dip. Coulson co-directed Eraserhead.

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>>85096579
>you don't understand spanish
you have to go back

>>85096344
+1 underrated point

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What the fuck did they mean by this?

Well, they are not to spoil, if a person beautiful, it will be seen in the glasses ...
It's just a symbol here ... because this is not just points, but it is such ...
She then parading them so broke ... half ... as a sign that she was different, I realized ... and indeed the series key, perhaps ... well, one of the key ... and very important ...
By the way, I noticed that a series of flow into one another, so that if a man say never watched the series and started watching its in the middle, he did not understand anything, there were examples of such ... and then say that it is the dregs ...
no, you have to watch everything, everything carefully, and not the edge of the eye ... then each frame is set to ...

>>85096609
>They were married
Lynch was never married to Catherine, that was Nance

>>85096661
For real, I never understood this lol

>>85096503
does TM help keep your hair?

>>85096609
>They were married, you dip. Coulson co-directed Eraserhead.
Coulson and Jack Nance were married.

>>85096661
benis

>>85094846
Lynch isn't going to make anything after this. He made what he wanted to make, and didn't care about people's expectations. So far I love the fact that, unlike virtually anything else out there, I have no idea what I'm going to see next or where the story is going. There's something nice about knowing he did whatever he pleased.

Be honest /tpg/ has a woman EVER looked at you like Janey looked at Dougie??

>>85096661
What did xe mean by this?

>>85095523
nice anon

>>85096702
I think every single person on this planet should meditate every day

>people praising Lynch when is mostly Frost merit

>>85096737
Only once

>>85096828
you got LYNCHED

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>>85096737
No

>>85096828
Nice try, Frost.

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So did this inspire that shitty Adam Sandler film or am I missing a Biblical reference

>>85096737
Yes, one time

>>85093611
Not even.

>>85096719
The Leftovers is over. Twin Peaks is over.
Implying Lynch isn't gonna make a new tv show starring Justin Theroux

>>85096688
>>85096704
whoops, disregard that; I suck cocks.

Too bad Nance ended up with a porn starlet doing fetish videos for money.

>>85096737
yes, and more than once
maybe just three doe

>>85096737
I fell in love once. For one moment it was like all my troubles were washed away, as if that singular person had been waiting to complete me. It was fucking horrifying, I hope it never happens again

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If Dougie turns back to Coop in the final episode I will be eternally butthurt

I've just finished the latest episode and I don't know why but something just left me feeling really unsatisfied

Have I been, dare I say it, Lynched?

I don't see Dougie surviving the Mitchum brother's hit. I think the Woodsmen will revive him and Dougie will be gone, just as the theory that Bob was revived by the Woodsmen but Doppel-Coop was killed away.

>>85096914

Old Nick was a casual name for the devil but it's fallen out of use.

>>85096952
He did only the one you fuck, stop denigrating his image

>>85094846
S3>everything else desu

>>85095570
Holy fuck Rebekah gave me goosebumps even more than Llorandro.

>>85093309
What the name of that morgue worker lady that Albert is dating? She cute af

>>85096485
It is the Lodge to our Twin Peaks

>>85096579
and btw, the spanish dub for latin america has been GREAT so far. kudos to netflix

>>85093708
Laura

>>85096963
You have been jouissanced by the symbolic order, you will literally live without pleasure for the rest of your life.

>>85097023
Constance Talbot

Just finished part 10.
I think it's my favorite episode. It just had excellent pacing and a bunch of great plot revelant, funny and even surreal scenes.

>>85096914
LYNCHED

>>85096737
Maybe, but I was too busy looking at other guys how Janey E was.

>>85093550
I don't mind the scene itself, but couldn't he find better clip of her crying? It looks like she's doing some kind of mock retard laughter.

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Say something not nice

@85096963

>>85095882
Try harder :^)

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Something appears, but I can't quite make it out. Can you tell me what appears, /tpg/?

>>85095732
If this were true it would be in the credits.

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>when the dark synthpop hits just right

>>85097056
jokes on you I'm already miserable

>>85096737
No. I'd be lucky if some stranger acknowledges my existence.

>>85097102

Not enough Wally Brando.

>>85097173

Just try out some Transcendental Meditation™, 4chan friend!

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It'd be very interesting to see how Google search terms are affected by each episode

I'm willing to bet this chunky but funky THICK goddess has had the shit searched out of her

>>85097195
This.

>>85094185
I hated her at first but think she's hot since she was sperging outside with cole and diane

>>85097102
This should be 30-something episodes long, not 18.
Not enough James.

>>85097195
Have you tried the ''hey bb wan sum fuk'' line?

>>85097102
>I hate the musical performances
>I hate there's little to no background score

That's all I got.

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poor Johnny

>>85093309
Watching the original series for the first time. Just got to the episode where Leland/Bob confesses and dies. I'm loving it so far, except for James. I fucking hate James' guts and his retarded teenage drama. Does he get more or less screen time now that even Maddy's dead?
I hate Donna too, but I can at least tolerate her.

I really want to fuck Norma's flat middle aged ass

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>>85093844
you forgot Wally

>>85097102
Nothing. It's literally perfect.

Disagree = LYNCHED

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>>85097230

Kyle looks so friendly in all pictures. It's horrible to think about how Lynch has done much to twist and corrupt him and now taunt him over his decision to not go bad

>>85097102

No Albert and Constance sex scene.

Yet

>>85097102
Digital sucks, the whole show looks much cheaper.

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>>85097305
Lynch is a detestable human being

>>85097267
>I fucking hate James' guts and his retarded teenage drama.
seems like you got lynched desu senpai

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Move over Joffrey, there's a new KID in town

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>>85097314
Please make it so.

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Im thinking of watching this. Is it yay or nay?

Best episode so far?

>>85097384
you should watch it

>>85094846
Loved/liked every episode except for 9

>>85097384
it's shite but watch it anyway

>>85097230
She had an incredible voice, Lynch really knows his shit. Anyone know her name?*yes i know what google is, but I can wait for someone who knows it*

>>85097420
This, and honestly episode 8 might be effecting my opinion of 9 more than 9 itself being bad.
It was a hard episode to follow up on.

>>85097416
8>10>the rest>9

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>>85097384
yay, its pretty fun

>>85097433
So, I'm the only one who skips the musical acts?

How many more of these snails pace dougy scenes will I have to endure? They aren't funny. They're just boring as fuck.

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WHAT THE FUCK

Best character returns

>>85097238
>Not enough James.
I said something not nice

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>A pleasant woman, and so natural. gorgeous smile
Are the Russians actually /ourpals/?

>twist is Leo is actually Richard's father
how pissed would you be that Leo fucked Audrey?

>>85097494
LYNCHED

>>85097499
When this scene came on when I first watched the series I almost "Lynched" as tpg says, glad I stuck with it.

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>>85093708
Rotated for better look

>>85097433
Server Image

>>85097530
they were, but not anymore

>>85097384
as >>85097432 said, it's a shitty movie. Actually pretty boring except for the scenes with the badguys, which are hilarious and campy. Much like the book the first third is entertaining while the rest falls flat. Amazing special effects though (with the exception of some composite shots that look like 2D cutouts floating over the screen).

I say watch if you are bored (it won't make you less bored, lol). I tried to watch the even longer TV or fan edit that has all the missing scenes added back in, but it opens with like 10 minutes of dry, boring exposition narrated over still images, so I gave up on that.

>>85097499
it's stupid, but Davies is so great he makes it work.

>all these comments praising the fat bitch who sang at the end
>"she had a great voice"
Jesus fucking Christ how can you be that deaf to autotune? For a moment there I thought I was watching a Cher concert.

>>85097554
leo's new shoes
audrey must have them and bring them to coop
B R A V O L Y N C H

>>85097485
Probably not. I don't understand why you would though? Seems a bit ignorant.

>>85097636
It's not ignorant to skip a tv show that turns into a concert for no reason whatsoever

>>85097618
>didn't like the song
nah m8, you just got lynched

>>85097636
I'm here to watch a TV show, not listen to pretentious indie pop/a fat spanish woman lipsyncing an autotuned robot.

If you like it that's cool though, to each their own.

>>85097071
It was even comfy.

It's up there for me among my favorite parts, 8, 3, 2, 5 and 10

>>85097602
What happened?

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>>85097501
>being this much of a fucking pleb
Not cool.

>>85097485
>>85097697
how does it feel to get LYNCHED?

>>85097454
10>7>the rest>6>8

>>85097697
>TV show
Don't you see your fault?

>>85097697
>lipsyncing an autotuned robot.
you can blame Lynch for that, the original song isn't autotuned

NEW

>>85097773
>>85097773
>>85097773

>>85097039
Why would you watch a dubbed episode? You obviously know English.

>>85097753
I still enjoy the actual television show part of the television show.

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>>85097743

>>85095902
Def Dougie in that pic

>>85096866
Same...same. My first gf...we actually once fucked on the floor listening to a Prince vinyl. The type of thing that sounds almost made up.

>>85097670
It's not his task to make sense to you specifically, and no one's said it's for no reason whatsoever.

>>85097697
Fair enough. I really liked the song from the last two episodes. I see what you mean with the fat chick tho; she either lipsynced, or she has humanity's greatest vocals.

>>85095902
KM is in full on dougie mode there if I ever saw it. This is gonna be the most intense hilarious scene so far

>>85093676
that's a pretty realistic grind

>>85095173
He directed six episodes

>>85097276
I want a spin off show with Wally being on the run from the three funny cops

>>85095570
4-toed freak

what was the blog of shaggy?

>>85097259
I was waiting for him to rip off the bonds and beat the fuck out of Richard.

>>85093676
that hip movement
that must be a body double FUCK

>>85096737
Yeah, several times. But I got the 'tism, so...

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>>85097230
>the shadow from the mic in her cleavage