/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Another one gets L Y N C H E D

ALBERT AND CONSTANCE

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david lunch lol

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CUTE

>>85089022
lol

>>85088967
Nu-male core the show

>>85088994
lots o pizzas to get this thicc

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webm requests?

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>>85089031
Laura is for fingerfucking of the earholes!

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What's his fucking purpose in the show?

>>85089120

Albert and Constance having dinner together.

Reminder that Nadine revolutionized the drape industry.

>>85089125

nadine/jacoby sex scene

>>85089125
Lynch is taking shots at Alex Jones

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>>85089122
NO lewd, anon!!

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Episode 3x10 of Breaking Bad = Fly.
Episode 3x10 of Twin Peaks..

>>85089199
>Lynch
Frost is the liberal nut

>>85089207
>Breaking Bad
non exist ent crap

>>85089225
because Lynch is linked to pizzagate

The show is called Twin Peaks but they have barely spent 20 minutes in it in all 1' episodes combined

>>85089100
I'll laugh while I fuck you, bitch

>>85089248
He was on Alex Jones talking about conspiracy theories

>>85089207
Lynch is a fucking hack, it is known

>>85089125

Opening your eyes to the lack of wool in your life!

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>>85088967
Fact: Audrey is cuter and more pure than Laura.

>>85089199
Lynch has been on Alex Jones' show before. I presume it's Frost who's doing the spoofing

>>85089281
Go to bed Michael.

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>>85089143
Already done

no David Lunch edition

>>85089015
So glad they didn't give that unfunny cunt any lines this episode. Every single line out of her mouth has been pure cringe

>>85089280
Viggo Mortensen has been on Alex Jones

>>85089311

Love you.

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Post characters that remind you of you're self

>>85089311

>that flag

The FUCK did Lynch mean by this?

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What was she saying?

>>85089311
we just gonna ignore the cutie that walks across the screen or what

>>85089289
she literally had sex with her father while undercover at One Eyed Jack

>>85089280
You should see the comments on the YT video of their interview. They talk about Lynch like some all-knowing God when he's actually the peddler of TM, a known scam.

>>85089344
It's a french restaurant.

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A cute maid appears!

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>>85089369
>this is why Richard is such an inbred fuck

Damn...

>>85089326
how about that

>>85089344
french restaurants still exist

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>>85089339

>>85089381
Why is meditating a scam?

Jim Belushi is just awful

>>85089381
It's only a scam if you put money in it. otherwise it's an activity.

>>85089410

I can't wait for Punished Stanton to go nuclear and blow away Amanda Seyfried's abusive boyfriend.

>>85089469
http://suggestibility.org/

>>85089469
It isn't just 'meditation'. Do some research.

>>85089495
You cannot do TM without paying for it.

>>85089469
meditation courses are

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>>85089344

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>>85089339

>>85089469
Not meditation in general, but for decades the folks who teach TM charge dollars out the ass for a mantra and then each individual session, when it can all be learned for free on the internet

>>85089529
Depressing how many people defend it still

>>85089558

Well, dumb people gotta spend their money on something.

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>>85089550
this

I would post Dougie but he got laid.

>>85089550
What was wrong with his teeth?

>>85089529
I grabbed (pirated) a book on TM, and it explains it's something you can't do by yourself without proper consolation from a "Trained professional."

I don't believe that; the basics of it are easy to understand, and if I have to spend money on it, then it is a scam. But it's just meditation it can be done by anyone without proper education.

>>85089122
She looked like she legitimately enjoyed fucking around in that scene.

CUTE.

>>85089674
Jaw wired shut.

>>85089339
i can't even remember how leo got coop'd. what happened to him?

>>85089125
Why are you guys still defending LYNCH bloating his show with obvious FILLER like the Jacoby scenes and the ROADHOUSE scenes

>>85089531
>>85089529
>>85089519
You can't charge for a service now?
fucking commies

>>85089777
Windom left him in that cabin in the woods with a deadly spider hanging over him.

>>85089251
It's called Twin Peaks: The Return

>take something that's free and takes lots of time and commitment to benefit from
>sell it as a product and promise shortcuts that take less time and commitment
>shortcuts don't work, but you convince yourself it's working because you're paying for it and don't want to admit you're wasting money
TM in a nutshell. same as lots of things you can buy that make big promises

>>85089779
Stay mad plebs

>>85089558
Are you fucking serious?
I could learn anything I wanted from the Internet if I wanted to but I choose to pay money for a professor. How is this immoral or wrong?

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>>85089674
It's wired shut because he ran as fast as he possibly could into a wall. He probably knocked some teeth out.

>>85089827
no i mean what happened to make him retarded. i remember him being aggressive and abusive and then something happened and he's comatose for a while.

>>85089369
>she literally had sex with her father
no she didn't retard

>>85089869
t. brainlet
you wouldn't understand for free but I can explain it for a fee

>>85089891
>didnt read the books
pleb

>>85089891
>being this stupid

>>85089913
So, how is charging for a TM course a scam?

>>85089923
When did they explain it?

>>85089890
Hank Jennings shot him

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Sheryl Lee is sweet, kind, talented, wonderful, a good person and CUTERSTE!

>>85089869
It makes you an idiot and it makes the professor immoral for profiting off simpletons. If you don't understand by now then you're the exact kind of idiot who should pay for TM

>>85089923
>>85089949
>getting frosted

>>85089974
You can read all about what TM actually is here: http://suggestibility.org/

>>85089923

>read the books

Turbo pleb.

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>>85090012
How am I an idiot for paying to lear something new?
Am I stupid for going to college?
Can't I learn everything on the internet, instead.
Jesus christ... you guys are retarded

>>85090056

>reddit spacing
the plebbiest

>>85090073
Public education is a massive scam ran by the government.

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>there will never ever be anything as good as S3E08
>the remainder of this series will be disappointing because it will never measure up to that episode

Hold me lads

>>85090073
Do you want to learn how to levitate by bouncing on your butt with your eyes closed in a padded room? If the answer is yes, then go ahead and pay for TM

>>85090073
>How am I an idiot for paying

You have an ENEMY in DOUGLAS JONES

Hello /tpg/. How are you today?

>>85090127
>S308
>just a bunch of "surreal" imagery and memetic concepts
>good

>>85089120
Dat Naomi

>>85090244
look at this brainlet

>there will never ever be anything as bad as S3E08
>the remainder of this series will be consistently amazing because it will never go as low as that episode
Hold me lads

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>>85090244
ooohhh boy

>>85090073
>how am I an idiot for paying to be part of a dubious doctrine that is made up pseudoscience
just join a cult already

>Let's Rock

what do the Lodge spirits mean by this?

>>85090330
They mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKBRyNNW3u0

>>85090330
The Lodge is located in Let's Rock. Let will finally be introduced in Part 12.

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>>85090127
Well nothing so far measures to S2E07 or the last episode of season 2 or to the pilot or the whole season 1.

At least its still more interesting than anything else on TV right now.

>>85089120
body double for the shot from behind

>>85089100
Literally the opposite

waifu fags are retarded. you think you can take any show and force your autism on it.

>>85090290
>>85090301
>>85090312
I could prove you wrong just by asking of explaining it but we all know you would just hide behind insults and memes

Hello /tpg/. How are you today?

>>85090460
insults and memes are all you deserve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kelb5IGbLXM
>This is what Lynch does in his spare time
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85090460
>Vague subjective opinions.
>prove them wrong.

keep being lynched bud.

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>>85089007
>Both copper and Denise spouse's are trans

>>85090460
>Explain to me this piece of instrumental music

That's how you sound

>>85090490
>insult and memes is the only thing our little brains can process
fixed that for you

>>85089120
The brothers waiting for candy to bring the insurance man.

Why is Richard such an evil little shit? Was Audrey a bad mother?

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Degoi get sex

>>85090509
>They can move without moving their arms or legs
>Clearly move with their arms and legs
What did they mean by this?

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The Casino bros seem like reasonable people. I think they could reason with Dougie, in his retarded way, and sort things out. Just look at the Candie situation.

>>85090317
Meditating is a good thing, correct?
If I choose to pay a professor to teach me how to do it correctly, how is that wrong?

>>85090574
Probably has something to do with Bob.

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>>85089120

LOVE U

>>85090574
He's possessed by Little Nicky

>>85090544
>a TV show is like instrument music
kek, no it isn't you pretentious retard (i.e., the average Lynchfag)

>>85090620
TM is not just meditation

Hello /tpg/. How are you today?

>>85090127
LYNCHED ya, fucker

>>85090666
Why not

>>85090727
gibe monie please

Hello /tpg/. How are you today?

>>85090544
>IT'S DEEP AND MEANINGFUL BUT I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY
this is how you sound

I can't be the only one who's kinda tired of good coop still being a vegetable.

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>>85090727
I WISH ANONS WOULD BUY MY BOOK

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>>85090643

>>85090127
09 was underwhelming but last night was great I thought

>>85089431
WHEN

>>85089815
mediations is about not thinking
thinking/teaching about not thinkings is scam

>>85090772
I was tired of it by episode 4.
But then I realized that whole thing is beautiful.

NO HAY BANDA

NO HAY ESTRELLAS

>>85090772
I remember way back when the casting was announced getting excited about what all these new actors will be doing in Twin Peaks...not the series but actual town.

Then it turned out that their characters are just average Lynchian side characters and there is no reason to care about them. Guess i got lynched.

>>85090836
You're still a commie for not respecting the free market

>>85090771
That episode its not deep or meaninful you fucking retard, its all about the visuals and the sound.

Go watch Friends if you want dialogue or exposition

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>>85090572
I'm not sure which part you mean because it's a long scene. If you want to give me a time frame I can do that. This one is 33:47 to 34:10. Or can do more but at a lower resolution.

Hello /tpg/. How are you today?

>>85090771
it was a creative, artistic (you are too dense and narrow-minded to engage art works btw) way of showing a nuclear blast at a subatomic level that opened up a pathway to some other dimension/spirit realm/whatever and the entities within reacting to that

what is so hard to get?

>>85090915
So it's what I said in my first post to which you retards replied with memes as usual? Thanks for finally agreeing, brainlet

>>85090950
What the fuck is Candie's issue anyway?

>>85091000
also that Laura was introduced as a reaction to BOB

>>85090950
That's was the one, I liked how there face's screwed up in frustration these guys are second to fusco bro's. Thanks anon, payment in (You).

>>85091009
You said It was not good because It was just "abstract imagery", and thats retarded

>>85091032
/ourgirl/

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Go on then, what did this mean?

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Dougie

>>85091000
>you are narrow minded because you aren't an easily impressed simpleton like me
Sure thing loser

>>85091112
Good ol' lynchscare

I honestly thought that Coop would go back to normal after unloading 20 years of semen into Janey-E.

>>85091112
Gordon Cole has CUTEposted so much that he sees it even when away from the computer

>>85089120

This but it also shows the hilarious face dougie is making

>>85091112
This what happens when you cute post too much.

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>>85089289

>people actually mad at the sex scene
> claiming dougie was raped
>claiming Janey e was raped because she didn't give consent to copper, but dougie.

Just end my existence familam

>>85090073
>paying money for someone to teach you how to sit and think about nothing

>>85089344
the season takes place in france

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;_;

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>>85090509
Can you just imagine him? Lynch bouncing around on his butt like that for hours at a time

I think I've just been Lynched

>>85091220
Does dougie have a big benis?

>>85091248
why she not just break up with him lol

>>85091133
why would you even be in a twin peaks/lynch thread if you think anything that's not story is for simpletons? oh wait, you're an absolute mental midget

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Anyone notice the little green light on Johnny's leg?

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I've been listening to NIN's discography since episode 8 aired.

I'm finally finished, 10/10 band
Downward Spiral best album

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>>85091264
big bngeis

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What the f*ck was their problem?

>>85090914
I respect their right to do it,
also respect my right to criticize its usefullness

>>85091275
HE'S GOT COKE! AND HE'LL GIB IT FO FREE

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>>85091307
>Johnny actually wears autism shoes

>>85090509
That's impressive desu.

>>85091235
so? there's demand right, they're not having a gun pointed to their head, right? they're freely giving their money up, right?

>>85089311
I am absolutely in love with Jane Adams.

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>>85091275
They're married. They're both addicted to the same drug, whatever Sparkle is.

>>85091335
Candie is BES GRIL

>>85091112
Laura is the one.

Laura is slut

>>85091252
dont talk to me or my son ever again

I hope Andy kicks the shit out of Chad.

>>85090460
>bad cooper gets tricked, survives with supernatural help
>flashback to the origins of BOB and other malicious spirits, introduced by the bomb
>Laura is created in a trans-dimensional space to combat the evil the bomb unleashed
>evil woodsman causes trouble in town

wow, its almost as if the plot has an obvious coherence to it.......

I felt really bad for Johnny. It a shame Lynch has to use mentally challenged people and kid death to bring out emotion

Need webm of tammy walking in newest episode

>>85091319
Broken is better but that's not a whole album

>>85091112

Laura has possessed Albert so that she can fuck Constance.

>>85091394
but she not like him even in car until he gave drug

>>85089289
What fantastic facial symmetry.

>>85091112
>CUTEposting haunting Gordon
>Albert and Morguefu dating
I fucking love meme magic.

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>>85091102
>forgetting /ourgal/

This season has been a waste of time.

>>85089362
She was pointing out all Dougie's jackpots.

>>85091464

Yeah, and he will continue to give drug if she stays with him. So she stays.

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>>85091510
Sheryl Lee is CUETERXT!!

>>85091335
wtf they even suppose to represent, stepford wives?

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>>85091492
except he was not featured yet

>>85091112
This scene unironically convinced me that Lynch is the main CUTEposter on here

>>85091526
but she don't like him when not drug so he give drug all time or what

>>85091584

He give drug enough that she put up with him even when she not drug. Other guys might not give drug and she want drug.

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>>85090616
Is Candi a shout out to Betty from On the Air?
They are both blonde and autistic.

>>85090244
Did you turn it off before the 2nd half to play with your fidget spinner?

>>85091375
I mean yeah, that's how scams work

Hello /tpg/. How are you today?

>>85091651

FUCK YOU

>>85090073
Don't misuse Morality Man, he would tear you a new anus over falling for the TM scam.

>>85091624
why shelly not tell her that drug and guyfriend is bad

>>85091248
THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE BECKY!

>>85091584
>>85091526
>>85091464

What's wrong with your brain m8

>>85091712

I think they drug.

>>85091638
>>85091693
Again with the ''scam''
It's not immoral to teach someone how to meditate and charge money for it
GET THE FUCK OVER IT

>>85089682
You're only paying money to work with someone in helping you find a mantra that works best for you, plus taking time out their lives to help you.

>>85091749

Calm down, David. Your old heart can't take it.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/which-twin-peaks-character-are-you?utm_term=.siwV80X0B#.juZn1jKjP

>>85091749
It actually is a scam because of the way they sell it to the customers.

You have been sent a link as to what TM actually is several times and you have failed to view it, maybe because you are a very unintelligent individual and you fear it will be difficult to grasp, but you'll be glad to know it's very easy to follow and it even has pretty pictures on the page too.

>>85090113
>tumblr spacing
get out

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>>85091216

>>85091851
>4chan spacing
..
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>leave

>>85091858

This is where we DIE, Shelly!

>>85091858
Shelley is a cunt

>>85091842
They teach people how to meditate and they charge for it PERIOD, nothing wrong about it.
Now, continue with your bitching if you want, it's my last (You) anyway

>>85091818
I got Maddie
will Missola myself now

>>85091818
I aint clicking that buzzfeed link nigga.

>>85091818
Got Truman

>>85091818
>tfw Maddie

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>>85092026
i did

>>85091818
bobby briggs

i'm also an over-emotional pussy so it's pretty accurate. never killed anyone though

>>85091319
i like his early work when he was hanging out with ministry, new cardio goth reznr is lame

https://youtu.be/Xjho-zVgDXo

>>85092060
willingly

>>85090037
anything with such an insane crank-looking website "debunking" it is probably harmless and helpful

>>85091749
Scam - a dishonest scheme

How is it not dishonest to make someone pay for quite literally nothing? Lynch and all the rest, they repeatedly state how simple and effortless TM is. How the meaning of any mantra is not important because you only meditate on the sound of it. Its freedom of the spirit. There is literally nothing that would be more dishonest to try and sell.

This is the pretentiousness that is destroying all of the integrity of american education.

>>85091818

Maddie. That's disappointing.

>>85091818

>Got Truman
>Wanted Josie

I just want to be a qt Asian drawer knob goddammit.

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>>85092060

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>>85092136
>>85092041
>>85091985

>>85091235
I unironically paid for TM, although I got a good discount. Yes, it's a scam. The woman literally spent 3 hours showing me videos of their cult leader in India and teaching me the history of their doctrine. Then she lit some candles and went silent for a few minutes before giving me my mantra, which was just a typical two-syllable nonsense word that you could find online if you google 'mantra'. Then she told me to sit in silence and think about nothing except my mantra. That was it.

>>85091818
I've got BOB and no one wants to fire walk with me

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>>85092151
>>85092060

>>85091818
Josie Packard here

>>85092115
Just because something is easy, doesn't mean you can't charge money to teach it.

Why the fuck do people need Personal trainers for example?
Is Personal training a scam?

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>>85092237

>>85092115
Just let it go, as if you needed any more proof that the supposedly "smart" people that enjoy this show are actually retards they even defend things like TM

>>85092266
yes, they are really paying for a motivation person / loss aversion

>>85091818
I got Maddie

>>85091818
I got dale cooper

>>85092291
How is it any different than paying for and defending showtime?

>>85092324
and how is that wrong?

>>85092291
I'm not saying TM is bad. TM is good. I'm just saying you'd be a retard to pay money for it and you'd be dishonest to charge money to "teach" it.

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>>85092328

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I wonder how sherilyn must feel that fucking James was in the twin peaks revival so far but not her.

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>>85092194
_____ ______, __!

>>85092347
good dale or bad dale?

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>>85092194
Uncle Leland?

>>85092385
not advertising the plain truth

>>85092387
>I'm just saying you'd be a retard to pay money for it and you'd be dishonest to charge money to "teach" it.

LITERALLY WHY
Why can't a person charge to teach something, isn't that how society works, fuck me, I'm getting annoyed

>>85092400
>>85092432
MISSOULAMIND

>>85092195
Was she cute?

>>85092398
Even mike Nelson had a voiced cameo, but it's funny when Audrey poster's thought she was going to be in the last ep, i thought she was that lady signing at the end.

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>>85092328

>>85092445
How is it not?

>Hey, I'm a TM expert, pay me money and I'll teach you how to do it
what's wrong with this?

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>>85092505

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>>85091818
I'm a doorknob

>>85092402
90's cooper.

>>85092511
you cannot measure the student mind to know if it really worked

at least personal trainers do

>>85092266
Of course you "can" charge money for it. In the same way that a pharmaceutical company can hike up their prices because they know people will still pay.

You "can" design any system to generate maximum profitability and it would be smart from a business standpoint. I'm just pointing out the obvious disconnect between that mindset and, you know, ethics. What is right. You can make money selling hot air to customers, but should you? Not asking these questions is why the world is fucked up. No real empathy and all bullshit justifications and excuses based in pseudo logic that treats money as an end-all-be-all.

>>85092572
pfff, nice theory you got there
So, pshychiatrists are a scam too?

>>85092634
you can measure behaviors and reactions
but not presence

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>Ywn get to see a sex scene will Jade bouncing her thicc chocolate ass on dougie

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF RICHARD HORNE
>Pirated Shadow the Hedgehog on PS2
>Sharpened his katana beyond regulation
>Switches IP addresses when he's banned from /b/
>Put a whoopee cushion in Grandpa Ben's chair
>Donates to Shadman's Patreon
>Downloads Linkin Park songs from Frostwire
>Drew a mustache on a photo of Sheriff Truman
>Switched the sugar and the salt shakers in the RR Diner
>Mixes up M&Ms and Skittles at parties
>Puts random people's mailbox's flag up even when they're not sending anything
>Broke into the Sheriff's station and installed Windows Vista on all the computers
>Borrowed Great-Uncle Jerry's car without asking
>Called the Great Northern the Mediocre Northern

Hello /tpg/. How are you today?

>>85089120
STOP SEXUALIZING DOUGIE

>>85092729
you forgot "sold Transcendental Meditation courses", anon

>>85092450
A person could charge money for a class on how to count to three. But really you're not making money based on the value you're giving anyone, you're making money based on how well you can trick people into thinking they need to be taught something so incredibly rudimentary.

Of course this should be allowed to happen, and of course I should be allowed to point out that the seller is being dishonest and the buyer is being gullible.

>>85090127
it's so great because it's unique
if every episode was like that it would get old, dumb frogposter
besides is almost certain there will be another episode like it

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>>85092746

>>85092729
>Called the Great Northern the Mediocre Northern
unforgivable

>>85092769
which country doesn't have laws to protect stupid people from being scammed?

>>85092729
You forgot
>Told lynch to end all EPs with musical performances

>>85092729
>Smokes in front of non smoking signs.

>>85092833
but it would make religion outlawed because you promising unatingle things

>>85092769
Again, it's not dishonesty to charge money to teach someone how to meditate but I guess we're just going in circles

>>85092833
>protecting stupid people
why?

>>85092833
I don't know, but there's never not a million ways to make a scam look like its not a scam, even to the law. i.e. college in the U.S.

>>85093006
because this is the goddamn united states not communist china

>>85089779
> Filler
> Not a core part of Twin Peaks experience

>>85093036
so you have to take their votes
there is no half-freedom

>>85093036
i hate commies too, but we should let stupid people be stupid and suffer the consequences

>/tpg/
the fucks are at it again

>>85092899
you don't have to pay to be taught how to pray

>>85093094
they bully you out of donations, come on

Shut the FUCK up about meditation you autistic shitlords.

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>"and the whole thing is just The Downward Spiral by The Nine Inch Nails"
come on Lynch, stop sucking Trent's dick

>>85093006
because it ends up damaging society
it's like asking why we stop criminals

>>85090574
He's the inverse Laura.

>>85093167
after shit is done, not before

>>85093167
t. big government lefty

>>85092833
Nigeria

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>put Sheryl Lee images and webms in a folder
>tfw have 135 files

>>85089100
That's weird, this isn't GoT general :^)

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What was Lynch drawing here?

>>85090616
I think they'll definitely try to talk to him and get the truth out, especially since they're highly skeptical of Tony/insurance guy, but then either through frustration at not getting a straight answer from him, or miscommunication from him repeating words/phrases, then they'll attack him/go after him/.

>>85093167
>damaging society
vague concept that doesn't really mean anything

we stop criminals because they violate rules
stupid people are the only people culpable for the consequences of their stupidity

>>85093242

Lynch using Showtime's money to CUTEpost on TV.

NEW

>>85093309
>>85093309
>>85093309

>>85092922
It is dishonest because what the fuck are you paying for. Its more of a psychological trick where the seller convinces you that the knowledge of how to meditate is somehow hard to obtain or requires discipline or whatever. In truth that information is both free on the internet and inherent in human nature. so you'd be gaining money from pure trickery.

Learn how to count to 3!
Counting to 3 is an extremely important lifestyle technique that will expand your happiness and mathematical skill. What I will tell you was passed down from an ancient counting master.........a very sacred, specific technique for enlightened counting and the price tag is $20...

Thats a scam. Its dishonesty.

>>85093010
>>>/pol/

>>85093251
>epic fantasy with sex and violence = nu males
>artsy tv show for "intellectuals" and faggots that were literally shaking when the nuke exploded = not for nu males
YEAH SURE

>>85089125
Super Male Vitality

>>85093279
yes, and civil countries have rules to stop people from taking advantage of stupid people or selling scam, fake schemes etc.

>>85093267
How the evolution of the Arm took place.

>>85093338
>an entire generation spending their adulthoods wallowing in jacked up debt isn't a bad thing
>education isn't a right

>>85093473
they shouldnt
>>85093524
it's not

>>85090468
Good.

>>85089311
Wait, isn't flag girl the same as the one who's got mauled to death by the glass box ghost?

>>85093673
No.

>>85092509
MISSOULAD

>>85091858
This is why she deserves all the shitty and abusive relationships she gets into