META MONDAY CROSSOVER EDITION
Is it time for /tv/ to get with the >current year?
Is it time for webms with sound?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13457490
Anyone want to make the arguments for keeping /tv/ silent?
If any mods or jannies are around could we unironically talk about reasons preventing the change or what would need to happen for it to happen?
Make /film/
Send all capeshit back to /co/
Don't let /v/ cancer post on /tv/ or /film/
SOUND NOW
Just ban speaker trolls as aggressively as you ban female nipple posters and it'll be fine
i love Caroline
>>85084173
>speaker trolls
Nobody does that though
>>85083870
also 3 MB needs to be improved
they need to stop banning conservative threads
they need to stop banning people for sexual posts
literally half the board is gone because the mods take their jobs too seriously
so what does that make mods if they have no one to ban because everyone is gone?
>>85083900
>Send all capeshit back to /co/
you know that'll never happen. You'd just have to make /film/ be the fallback position. /tv/ is fallen.
>Don't let /v/ cancer post on /tv/ or /film/
I think /tv/ needs to stop endlessly being obsessed with all the shitpost immigrants and make it's own goddamn board identity tbphwyf. Reject shitspam from everywhere and stop whining about boogiemen. If you don't want /tv/'s content to constantly be sourced from ebil outsiders, make more insider OC. It's an open forum.
The world is your oyster if you gnome sang.
You are what you shitpost if you get my drift.
Some people think that cucumbers taste better pickled if you dig the hole I'm putting down.
>>85084418
>they need to stop banning conservative threads
fuck off. /tv/ is apolitical.
>they need to stop banning people for sexual posts
Should be like HBO rules. Occasional in-context nudity and sexuality and stuff should totally stop being banned, but /tv/ would be kind of ruined if it stopped being blue.
>literally half the board is gone because the mods take their jobs too seriously
If they don't ban female nipple posters, WHO WILL?!
>>85084793
tv is not apolitical and never was. we always hated normie shit. ALWAYS. and if you dont think that you're a normie
>>85084325
>been coming to 4chan for a decade
>saw one speaker troll appear twice right when /wsg/ switched before disappearing
>now it's constantly brought up any time someone mentions webms with sound
>>85084998
>tv is not apolitical and never was.
Is now dip. You want to meme for the great leader you should do it on the containment board. You want to whine about minorities and womyn being in kids movies and how white people are being extincted because nobody will fuck you, you should do it on the containment board.
The only thing /tv/ has consistently been is a mewling contrarian board. If it's popular or in power it gets shit on.
>we always hated normie shit.
>we
I've been stopping by /tv/ since literally day one. There has always been the >we dipshits that want to whine about whatever sjw bullshit they're triggered about, and there has always been the anons making fun of them.
And also, what part of being a conservative white mra type and shilling for the corporatist politcal party that controls every branch of the biggest global economic superpower doesn't make you a "normie?" Conservatism is at it's core an attempt to conserve normative traditional values, yet you're somehow different? You're part of the largest demographic in the country.
>and if you dont think that you're a normie
and you're a
S P E C I A L
N
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W
F
L
A
K
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politics belongs on /pol/.
>>85085845
CUTE
>>85084616
dont bully robo ;_;
>>85085903
>tfw I downloaded halt and catch fire last night just for the kenzie kino
>>85086153
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm just look at her neck!
I really don't see why tv shouldn't have sound webms as long as they come under the file size limit
>>85086286
>as they come under the file size limit
well yeah. Audio barely effects the size of a file and it's impossible to post a file over the size limit.
But that's also totally the other part of it is that boards like /wsg/ have sound AND bigger file sizes.
don't see any obvious reasons why /tv/ is still at the 3 MB limit and deaf.
>>85084269
she's pretty great
>>85084616
>boogiemen
>>85083823
Fuck off you cunt
Lots of /tv/ threads have been deleted since that one popped up yet its still fucking up
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/deleted/deleted/
>>85083870
the only thing bad about sound is that I would have gigs of webms that would be near useless.
>>85086821
>>85083823 →
>Lots of /tv/ threads have been deleted since that one popped up yet its still fucking up
yeah I mean that's literal off topic cancer that doesn't even make an attempt to be television & film related. Obviously that shit should be being pruned.
>>85086925
Yeah me too but like it's going to happen eventually. So to me at this point it's throwing good memes at bad ones to continue without sound. It pretty actively discourages people from wanting to make OC on this board because anything we do has a relatively short shelf life.
Also people still post deaf webms in /wsg/ and shit. Just be a transition period. Like with the talkies. But 100 years later and retarded.
>>85087262
>>85084989
pfft
>>85083870
what did she mean by this?
what is this?
>>85087595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98XRKr19jIE
>>85087082
Hey, I think that one of mine :)
>>85087394
Yeah, the one thing it is holding me back on is I have some movies I plan to redo (Dredd for example) that I might hold off for a while hoping that there is sound...
>>85088132
Felicity NOOOO!
>>85088343
>>85088132
kek
when's /tv/ getting sound webms
>>85087921
Is this the movie where a serial killer somehow ended up in the electricity?
>>85084989
>>85087262
two of you?
I am more than willing to contribute upwards ofliterally $14towards a gofundme campaign to bribe the mods to give /tv/ 4mb and sound.
>>85088343
She sucks rabbit cock in hell hutch now, my man.
also turns out that's Raising Arizona, which I really must watch.
>>85088352
>made Sigourney cry
Four Seasons BTFO.
>>85088475
Yeah he became a digital ghost. Shlocky as fuck but some interesting visuals and kills.
>>85088501
why stop there, 5mb
>>85088485
there's technically 3 of them but 2 are fairweather autists.
>>85087921
>>85083870
She such a cutie godamn
>>85088555
That show was fucking garbage
>>85088575
why stop there, full blown television and movie streaming service
>>85084173
Are they people who blast sound out of webms?
>>85088548
>Yeah he became a digital ghost
I remember watching that some years back but mostly forgotten now.
TLKGN is great btw
does anyone have a good webm of annasophia robb?
>>85088485
>Just started the strain
>Realized this is what it comes into
feels bad
>>85088548
Yeah, there was a lot of bad tension on set. Veronica Cartwright was hired to be Ripley, then she was bumped down to Lambert, who she hated.
Also, I might be the only one but I kinda like Lambert looks, tomboy as hell but she looks fun.
>>85088421
I want Imogen and Felicity to have a smol battle.
>>85088652
You misspelled great
>>85088681
Coon looked so good with that longer hair.
>>85088852
It always surprises me how many women are genuinely scared of large dogs.
>>85088652
Naw it was great for what it was.
>>85088818
>Also, I might be the only one but I kinda like Lambert looks, tomboy as hell but she looks fun.
She has the same problem as Laura Dern in that she looks 20 years older than she actually is, Dern has slightly softer features though.
>>85088758
>TLKGN is great btw
Fuck yeah it is
>>85088485
>>85088818
>Started the Americans last year
>halfway through season 2
>Gp on webm thread
>see webm related
>Realized this is what it comes into
>immediately stopped watching
DO
NOT
WATCH
>>85088818
It's a pretty bad show, anon
>>85088852
>blocks your path
>>85089048
Saw her recently in something (veronica cartwright), think it was in Bosch. She really is old now. Then again, she been acting since 1958.
Also, what is Haley next role? Sure she got some good offers after Girl on the Train and Magnificent 7.
>>85085060
>>85085845
what the fuck are these from
>>85088957
>It always surprises me how many women are genuinely scared of large dogs.
I'm only scared of dogs when it looks like their entire head is turned inside out and it's like a giant pink mass covered in teeth.
Otherwise most dogs with a good owner have a decent temperament and just wanna meet and greet and get ear scratchies.
>>85089117
It's enjoyable schlock to me, will never be as strong as S1 was but still some solid performances in there.Really hope Eph kills that little faggot he's beyond redemption I don't care how he's been brainwashed he will literally protect those monsters before humans
>>85088757
yeah it's something I've seen repeated a lot over the last couple years as a major reason not to have webms with sound. Just make a wabm and crank all the audio levels up really loud before exporting or whatever. Could plausibly blow out a laptop speaker or at least startle the fuck out people. But nobody fucking does it and if they do they get banned.
>>85089360
>still as attractive if not more attractive now
Good jewess genes
>>85089124
Whoever's banging Jane Levy better appreciate how good he has it.
>>85084173
What the are speaker trolls?
>>85089065
DELETE THIS
also the only thing anyone ever does on this show is suffer
>>85089221
>Also, what is Haley next role? Sure she got some good offers after Girl on the Train and Magnificent 7.
Last I know she was rumored to be Catwoman for the DCEU, god knows I want to see her in tight latex.
>>85089506
>s5 season premiereRIP Hans
That was some bullshit right there, not to mention how Doctor Connors got fucked the season previous, or even that nice korean couple they had to screw over.
Well off to do more housepainting.
Here a minor OC before I go.
>>85089762
SURPRISEthe world is now ruled by Replicants and Han Solo is one of the few humans left
>>85089483
only in Norway
>>85089812
If that the case, it not far off one one of the plotlines of the book, whereDecker almost gets killed at a police station that manned by nothing but replicants
>>85089762
>>85088197
stilling these btw
>>85089463
>Whoever's banging Jane Levy better appreciate how good he has it.
Levy is saving herself for me I sure of it
>>85089915
Here one more before I leave.
later anons
>>85086207
>>85086153
>>85085903
>mackenzieposting
I like you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
I cant stop listening to this song. It's fucking perfect.
>>85090162
Needs more bitraite.
Hell, I might need to do the martian webms.
Looking forward to her in Blade Runner.
>>85090124
are they doing that intro scene that was supposed to be in original blade runner, where he waits for the replicant in the house?
>>85090216
That the going theory
>>85090210
>literal vampire potbelly goblins
>hobbling around coming after us
>>85090271
nice
>>85090491
kek
>>85090124
boy am I jazzed for this. If there was ever a combination of talent that could make a decent blade runner squekquel they nailed it. Even if the story ends up all retarded it's some lewd production porn
>tfw looking up if there are build schematics on Goose's hero gun at :16 yet
>>85090491
Man Sean Young was hot as fuck in this, I can't believe she was Einhorn in Ace Ventura.
>>85083870
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13457490
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13457490
ITS STILL EARLY IN THE RACE BUT THE STUPID FAGGOTS AT A CLEAR DISADVANTAGE ALREADY. HOBBLING OUT OF THE GATE WITH ONLY 2 VOTES AGAINST THE 8 TALKIE VOTES, THE STUPID FAGGOTS ARE ON THEIR KNEES WITH ONE HELL OF A JOB TO DO FROM HERE. THE KNOWNOTHINGS CURRENTLY STAND AT 0% CLAIMING 0% OF VOTES CAST.
>>85090957
>vfx: the awkward years
More X-Files webms on the way
>>85090735
Looks like it the same gun used in the first one. I used the gun in fallout new vegas for a entire run.
>>85092120
https://www.therpf.com/showthread.php?t=267878
same same but different. all the armorer nerds are apparently pretty triggered that it's not an actual sawn off rifle receiver stuck on an old revolver like the og is.
>>85083870
>pool choices are
>I eat shit
>I eat shit with sound
Fucking neck yourself op
BRAVO D&D
>>85092678
but I would rather eat shit with sound tho. 2 girls 1 cup is as much about the song as it is about the 2 gals eating poops.
>>85092957
That is probably correct but still the choices are retarded.
>>85092630
>900 dollars for a gun replica.
Some people have more money then I do.
>>85093017
yeah idk who would buy that shit. I think it'd be cool to build a replica kit or fabricate your own hero as a project but buying some fabricated fancy toy that immediately depreciates to nothing is just wasting perfectly good fuck you money.
>>85093397
Same here. For 900 dollars I can get myself a really nice revolver, or buy a good quality one like a new built bulldog and then fab up some cool LED stuff.
>>85093005
no u
>>85093594
suck my dick op
>>85093565
Also, if you just making something for a prop for fun, Nerf guns of all things have years of being used in movies.
Really gotta find a better source to make this
>>85094425
She gonna freeze. She needs to go over and warm up beside the burning fire and get dry.
>you're waifu will never tell you that she's real and she loves you
>>85094818
legion is easily the best Superhero TV show. mostly since it tried not to be a superhero TV show.
>>85093618
>>85083870
>>http://www.strawpoll.me/13457490/r
>>http://www.strawpoll.me/13457490/r
AND THATS ANOTHER VOTE FOR THE STUPID FAGGOTS, WHO NOW PULL ARE PULLING A HEAD FROM 2 MEN TO 3.
STEEP CLIMB UP THE POLES FOR THE STUPID FAGGOTS THOUGH AS THEY NEED TO OVER COME A THROBBING 13 POINT DEFICIT AS THE TALKIE VOTES HAVE ONLY CONTINUED TO RISE.
AS OF THIS REPORTING THE KNOWNOTHINGS STILL HOLDING FAST AT 0% WITH NO KNOWNOTHINGS KNOWING NOTHING ABOUT NO THINGS.
>>85084418
>>85084998
>>85097261
That some Night Slasher in disguise?
>>85097324
A shapeshifting alien actually
>>85083870
>>85088548
>She sucks rabbit cock in hell hutch now, my man.
rude thing to say. obviously she would sux rabbit cox in heaven
>also turns out that's Raising Arizona, which I really must watch.
puh chyeah doy dingus
>>85097862
>music to my eyes
>>85097668
>A shapeshifting alien actually
Yup, played by good ol' Brian Thompson (huge fucker), who also played the sadistic Night Slasher of Stallone's Cobra, along with one of the punks in Terminator 1.
>>85097862
>>85098647
Beethoven, if we had sound.
>>85099960
Speaking of Beethoven, revisiting that reminded me of how mature it was for a family movie, behind the big slobbery dog saving a marriage and a family you've got the near accidental drowning of a child plus a major plot point that the main antagonist wants to use Beethoven's head as a test to see the damage done by a new design of bullet.
Also, this fucking scene.
>>85099960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRZAEWqxbPc
Actually Boccherini apparently. But we have no sounds so is irrelephant.
>>85099960
Do you want me to make a sound webm of it?
>>85099366
Oh nice, never seen Cobra, is it worth a watch?
>>85100668
It's delicious 80s cheese, not as strong as Arnold's 80s stuff but the ending is fucking great, definitely worth a watch just for that.
testing
>>85102739
What's it say when you make a shootout sequence so good that it's like required viewing in military classrooms.
>>85102739
>best gunshot sound effects in the history of cinema. they actually recorded high powered rifles fired in urban areas to capture the suppressive power and velocity of their rifles
>tfw wouldn't know on account of no webms with sound
>>85103722
>>best gunshot sound effects in the history of cinema.
Even better than Die Hard 1? Bruce Willis is deaf because of that shit
>>85103843
is he really? And that would be from the blanks and sfx on set, not really the foley and sound design and shit. Blanks are loud as fuck though. Considerably louder than irl guns.
>>85086176
holy fuck
>>85104163
Yup
>The firearms used in the film are, as in most action films, real firearms modified to function with blanks. Although modern small arms ammunition is intended to have minimum muzzle flash, director John McTiernan wanted vivid, "exaggerated realism" in the muzzle flashes. Weapons specialist Michael Papac hand fabricated some blanks that were so powerful that the standard firearms modifications weren't workable. Papac had to specially modify the firearms involved. Special effects coordinator Al Di Sarro said of these blanks that 'in the world of blanks, there are loads that are not so loud and loads that are deafening', and these were deafening. These blanks did cause some cast members, notably Alan Rickman, to flinch. Furthermore, normally most sound effects come from a studio library of sound effects. Sound designer Richard Shorr didn't want to use these clips as modern sound equipment would show their age, as some of them were recorded in the 1950s. To resolve this and further the "exaggerated realism", the sound crew took the appropriate firearms to a firing range in Texas and recorded them being fired with live ammunition.
>The TV super stardom that ‘Moonlighting’ brought earned Willis a shot at a movie career with ‘Die Hard.’ Director John McTiernan wanted a lot of big bangs in his action movie and had the actors use blanks that provided a louder pop onscreen. Unfortunately, the famous “table scene” in which McClane kills one of the baddies by shooting from underneath a long table was so loud and close to Willis’ ears that he lost two-thirds of his hearing in his left ear.
Shame Mctiernan became some kind of anti-American nutjob in more recent years, how's the guy behind Die Hard and Predator start whining about American machismo?
>>85104327
Jaime Pressly is a goddess, she could whup Margot Robbie's ass.
>>85104349
>To resolve this and further the "exaggerated realism", the sound crew took the appropriate firearms to a firing range in Texas and recorded them being fired with live ammunition.
that's the stamp of excellence right there. nothing sounds like the real thing.
>how's the guy behind Die Hard and Predator start whining about American machismo?
I mean Predator is essentially entirely about subverting American machismo.
>all that belligerent, impotent firepower
>>85104873
WTF
>>85104996
>I mean Predator is essentially entirely about subverting American machismo.
>all that belligerent, impotent firepower
Yeah but at the same time it's a combo of ingenuity AND strength that lets Arnold ultimately prevail, plus no one at face value sees Predator as a movie designed to subvert anything, though I guess it could be open to that interpretation but it feels almost forced.
And then there's Die Hard with its one good NY cop taking on a bunch of european "terrorists" practically alone
>>85105132
that was fucking hawt.
>Robocop is 30 today.
Neat.jpg
hey mod or janny! Unironic thank you for pruning the fucked up shit. Can we pls have sound tho?
>>85106241
man, /pol/ really, REALLY gets triggered by brown haired people apparently. Do you just automatically reeee when you see a brunette until you find out their mom's blood type?
>>85107299
nobody fucking cares about the excuses you tell yourself for why your life sucks m8. Wrong board for /pol/ memes. Wrong thread for .jpgs.
Not to mention the singer of Chairlift isn't even Jewish. You're just whining about brunettes. Feed your histrionic disorder elsewhere.
>>85107815
she isn't. you being a tryhard kid is pretty unambiguous though. And I don't even need to spam repeatedly spam a jpeg of your mouth to prove that point.
If you want to be a tribalist nigger do it on the tribalist nigger board.
>>85108496
All these deleted posts
What did I miss?
>>85109206
child porn and /pol/acks sperging out.
>>85109240
>Pol out of containment
>Cheese Pizza
Fuck them all
>>85105237
>plus no one at face value sees Predator as a movie designed to subvert anything
i know I've read or watched a featurette specifically about how they made the firing into the woods sequence as long as they could get away with. But I do agree it's not really about subverting America or whatever, it's mostly just setting up the strongest tough guy protagonists with the best weapons humanity has to offer, because that makes the Predator that much more intimidating when they all get rekt.
>>85109363
>>85094632
me on the left
>>85093565
MAN ON THE FUCKING MOON
>>85112199
w e w
>>85090124
>black bars
>black first frame
>jannies where definitely in the thread
we did it reddit! surely we can expect sound any day now!
>>85113502
>jannies where definitely in the thread
>having to delete cp
>>85095039
kek
>>85114803
this is why we can't have nice things
this threads still up?
>>85116197
inexplicably
>>85116535
>>85090162
shes going places
>>85114803
kek nailed it
hellogoodbye
No way am I remarking all my webms in sound, familia
All the sound ones I have are NSFW too, for /gif/
Personally I'd love to see /tv/ go full NSFW but sadly that ain't gonna happen
>>85117758
smokefu rules all
>>85120937
what on earth?
>>85121080
Blonde has some nice arms
These threads are pointless. Nothing is ever going to be improved or changed.
>>85122820
>Nothing is ever going to be improved or changed.
just like the rest of /tv/
>>85122820
just like your life