/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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vhs jumping man

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Sheryl Lee is CUTERST!

>>85081029
Naomi Watts is disgusting, I was jsut praying for the camera not to pan her tits

>>85081034


Man, that is going to hurt. I mean I don't give a shit about Sonny Jim but I only want good things for Janey-E.

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david lunch lol

>>85081029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBNdTZWYl3g

this looks better than bluray version

I think I watched the wrong version.

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>>85081077

>>85081095
quick rundown on pynchon

>no Edition title

How does it feel knowing hundreds of your ancestors spent thousands of years getting you to this point only for your to fuck up this badly

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>>85081063
>mfw Lynch added CUTEposting to episode 10

BRAVO LYNCH!

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>>85081112
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S667543

>>85081127
I wish I could floss those teeth with my dick if you know what I'm saying

>>85081127
Literally posted a gif mid episode

>>85081113
go back to /got/

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2 pretty chill dudes desu

Can't wait to watch this series later with all the music acts removed. They are so underwhelming.

>>85081162
NO lewd, anon

THEY BE LIKE
COOP
WAT
CAN U TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
WHYS THAT
SO ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME

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1st for I jerked off to jumping man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWzYDh4WCkw&t=30s

>>85081127
Audreyfags have been laid to rest

lol teach me how to dougie

>>85081179
guy from Prison Break

Her name is Candie not Candy.

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Couldn't have picked a more pleb dress to wear for her appearance on Twin Peaks.

LAMB OF GOD IS CANON

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Chad being Richard Horne's partner in crime is lame and disappointing. I really wanted him to reveal himself as a true bro, kinda like Albert in the original show

>>85081061
As an artist who works with VHS-sourced imagery, you have my approval and support, Jumpingmanon

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True love forever, the one and only true pairing. Nothing will break it

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>>85081127
Now it just needs to be smiling instead of crying Sheryl

Richard robbing Silvia is maybe the most quintessential Lynch scene in the entire series or at least since Laura's funeral.

What happens in the scene is so overwhelming and viscerally disturbing but Lynch slips one variable into the scene that makes things just slightly off. You don't know whether to be disgusted or to laugh. It really sums up his entire artistic ethos.

>>85081261
go away Mark

>>85081291
I wish I could spray my man juice all over that open chest

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>>85081320
I want to protect her.

>>85081291
I doubt there's any archival footage with her smiling due to the nature of Lynch's torture

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>>85081322
Do NOT lewd!

>>85081346
she likes it

>45 posts
>7 minutes

was the new episode that good?

>>85081367
the plot is moving noew

>>85081355
>slut that fucked 90% of the twin peaks population
>do not lewd
lmao

>>85081367
janey-e give one ride

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>>85081367
10/10 tbqh my dude

>>85081318

>only Mark Frost knows how to read credits

You were probably confused about who Sylvia was last week too.

>>85081389
She wouldn't do that in normal circumstances you fuck, you know what happened to her

>>85081393
>U1880S
What did Lynch mean by this?

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>>85081393
>58 year old Kyle Maclachlan is in better shape than 23 year old me.

fuck.

>>85081393

They should make a Kingdom Come movie and cast Kyle as Superman

And by "they" I mean "not Snyder"

>>85081112

He writes very good books.

>>85081367

45 memes with no real peaks.

>>85081322
Anon please, I've seen 10 year old boys with a bigger chest

>>85081444
when tp ends, give up all tv and movies and get in shape

>>85081444
You should be more depressed about the amount of pussy George Constanza gets

>>85081471
Sad to know that they are all sex offenders.

>>85081367
cooper came back but he doesn't remember anything that happened after he went to twin peaks
james is in cahoots with evil cooper, and we find out donna is the one pulling all the strings (the wicked witch of black lodge)
DICK came back and dick being wally biological father is CANON
billy zane fucked audrey in unstimulated sex scene

>>85081112
LYNCH WAS SLATED TO DIRECT AN ADAPTATION OF GRAVITY'S RAINBOW BUT IT WAS CANCELLED DUE TO FUNDING ISSUES

>>85081461
like joyce? like Vonnegut? like Easton Ellis? Like Saunders?

>>85081029
such a tight body, almost got a stiffy, but I was laughing my ass off at my boy Dougie

>>85081432
I can read them just fine, but I'm not an asshole making posts just to point out how people are spelling names slightly differently.

>>85081533
quickstart now???

>>85081492
Pro: I can say I am in way better shape than George Costanza

Con: George Costanza somehow has fucked way more women than me.

>>85081537

Well, maybe not quite like Joyce.

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>He was watching Twin Peaks last night
>He was posting on /tpg/
>He wasn't watching GoT
>He wasn't shitposting on the GoT sticky

you autist fucks

Every morning type Dougie as fast as you can. If you misspell Dougie, spend the day improving yourself instead of procrastinating.

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Shits getting pretty frustrating

I feel the plot isn't advancing fast enough and none of this will get any sort of ending

I'm getting lynched arent I

>>85081184
Pleb, "The" Rebekah del Rio performance was pure kino

>>85081537
>>85081576
More Joyce than the others. At least in terms of prose.

Easton Ellis, Vonnegut, and Saunders would sell all their kidneys just to be able to write 2% as well as Pynchon can.

>>85081029
I WANT TO RIDE HIM TOO

>>85081437
I wonder with which guy normal Laura would have been with, James? Bobby without using him coke supplier?

>>85081635
no, it was bad equalized performance

>>85081651
he only gives 2 rides

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>that feel when you only get 50 minutes of Twin Peaks each week, and five of those are wasted skipping through shitty song performances

>>85081280
This is typical Lynch, evil characters are immoral and gross slobs, completely without virtue.

Albert was confrontational, but an otherwise disciplined and virtuous man.

>>85081558

Yeah anyone who makes a correction must be an asshole. Insecure much, mental manlet?

>>85081596
Your mom only lets you watch one tv show?

>>85081625
The last 2 episodes will have so many fucking things happening you'll be begging for it to slow down.

Screencap this for your own benefit.

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Was it parodying breaking bad?

>I will never deflower Cooper
just kill me now senpai

>>85081657
100% Bobby, he was the Captain of the Football team

>>85081681
>Yeah anyone who makes a correction must be an asshole.
Correct.

>>85081703
exactly what?

>>85081537
Comparing Thomas Pynchon to Easton Ellis is like comparing Ingmar Bergman to Brett Ratner.

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What did he mean here?

>>85081713
She didn't like Bobby though, she was only using him for coke. It would have been James

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>>85081723
>being this lazy

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>>85081734
The fly episode

>>85081723
Don't mind me Albert, just making sketches for the new DumbLand season

This show is top comedy but I think pic related was bit too much

>>85081077
Kill yourself.

She is hot. I wish I could switch places with Kyle.

>>85081703
Pretty much all of the Dougie Jones arc is parodying super srs gritty crime dramas like Breaking Bad, yes.

>>85081791
James is cool but he's so dumb

I'm shocked we're coming up on 11 episodes in, plenty of scenes with Ben and Richard Horne in them and Audrey STILL hasn't shown up.

>>85081791
>implying she liked James any more than Bobby

>>85081211
After watching that video on this website I feel that I have made many mistakes in my life to end up here. With that I bid you all a farewell and wish you the best in life.

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>>85081839

>>85081839
Audrey is forever cucked. She'll appear in the finale for one scene

>>85081852
Pretending to like Bobby got her coke, what benefit does pretending to like James have

>>85081881
what did she mean by this

>>85081894
Bervelly's husband is audrey

>>85081881
What the hell? Maybe she filmed scenes and they cut her out or something?

>>85081894
That's what happens when you refuse to suck the Lynch cock just because you're a new-born Christian

>>85081902
she likes big Harleys

>>85081910
>>85081938

she was upset
she was not important and they made her less important

>>85081910
Audrey Horne gets one scene tops and her son is literally satan

Her character got fucking LYNCHED

>>85081902
Literally as much benefit as liking Michael Cera's character.

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>>85081970
The worst is yet to come

>inb4 she appears as a burn victim
LYNCHED

>>85082010
she is beula

>>85081960
>she was upset
Wow, what could have possibly led you to this conclusion?

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>>85082037
they way she uses extras periods on the tweets ...... .......

>/lit/ is here
Comfy feel. Just bought V, my first Pynchon. Chapter 1 was good. I know it goes CoL49 and GR next, can I get a rundown on the rest? Will I be disappointed by Bleeding Edge or Against the Day if I like the others?

So Diana works for DCoop?

>>85082010
>"no serious injuries"
Way to disprove yourself within a single post, dumb ass.

>>85082074
who dat?

>>85082074
Incredible, it's like you were born with a sixth sense to observe human emotions

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>>85081910
she's an used up hollywood slut that nobody wants anymore, not even the show that made her popular

now she's a "christian who found god again"

>>85082112
lol are you serious? read it again

>>85082167
and the mole is gross now, not CUTE

>>85082210
middle
right
left

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so the casino guys wanted a hit on Ike, bad coop hired Ike thru "Mr. Todd" to kill dougie, and now Tom Sizemore is working for Mr. Todd too, so he's using Tom to get Dougie killed for him?

>>85082105
Yes.

>>85082210
imagine wearing those gloves haha just kidding

The Truman brothers are true men

what is the significance of Cole seeing a Laura webm in a door

>>85082298
it is happening again

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>>85082210
Now I know where I've seen her before

>>85082010
what the fuck? did Pete canonically die in the explosion? that sucks

>>85082298
Too much CUTEposting

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>>85082311
what the fuck is that thing?

>>85081077
>homosexors hate naked naomi

>>85082297
Pottery

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>>85082329
so did he

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fucking loved this ep
can't wait
naomi watts is fucking hot btw

>>85082350
She's 48, way too fucking old

>>85081273
Might as well be wearing coffee and pie earrings

>>85082329
lynch also canonically killed jack nance

>>85081679
Too bad he seemed so disinterested comparing to morguefu, felt a bit bad for her

>>85082298
Laura is rematerializing in the real world
Just like the hobos were in their random appearances during early episodes
She's trying to come back to stop DoppelCoop and correct the mistake of two Coops existing at the same time, because it's causing reality to tear again and release the hobos (the electricity is growing louder)

>>85082329
everyone in that scene died except Audrey

>>85082343
KILL THE DOG BILL

KILL

THE

DOG

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>>85082388

>>85082385
>way too fucking old
she's just right

>>85082405
Why would he use the young Laura though?

>>85081677
Yeah :(

First episode that didnt bore me to death tbqh

>>85082298
Right before that he's drawing a hand reaching in (like Bob at the end of S02E17) and either a stag (like the stag's head in the pilot) or a buck with horns. In other words the demons are coming out soon either in Twin Peaks or in Buckhorn. And to confirm it is a vision of Laura Palmer, it is happening again

Soon we will see signs like in S02E17 when everyone's hands started shaking and coffee dripped like oil

>>85082447
Why would Laura age? She's dead.

>>85082385

that's a point...

>>85082511
she is not, she is ageing in the lodge like coop

>>85082447
Same reason her fucking prom photo appeared in the orb. Lynch just doesn't give a shit.

>>85081677
It was 7 minutes this week, and I think the episode was 5 minutes shorter than normal.

NOOOOO STAAAAAAAAARS

>>85082079

I don't think so. Bleeding Edge and Inherent Vice are detective novels, very different from those grand, sprawling narratives in V or Gravity's Rainbow... but somewhat comparable to Crying of Lot 49, I guess.

Vineland is somewhere inbetween. Short and silly but with a pretty sprawling story. It's alright.

Mason & Dixon and Against The Day are his other two "major" works. Some say M&D rivals Gravity's Rainbow. It's certainly more accesible. Against the Day is extremely long but also a pretty good read. Mostly a lighthearted, highly referential homage to pulp fiction and other old Adventure novels. A bit of H.P. Lovecraft, a bit of H.G. Wells, a bit of Jules Verne... Some chapter kinda drag on and, again, it is extremely long but it's certainly worth reading.

>>85081274
I've never hated a band more than that one. That fucking hideous fag of a brolosopher lead singer makes me hate being alive.
>dude thanksgiving is genocide bro
>like read history dude

There is nothing more foul than a fag entertainer who believes he's an artist becoming successful, because he then feels obligated to pretend he's smart.

Holy shit, the lungs on that singer in the end were amazing

>>85081440
It's the size of the pressure cuff look it up idiot

>>85081596
Got threads are garbage now, 90% is whining about muh feminazis, even tumblr gets less assblasted

>>85082554
Shame about the autotune.

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>>85082511
>why would Laura age?
ahem..

>>85082554
It was nice to see her again but her performance in Mulholland Drive was way better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAbmfVzPHFg

>>85082556
lynched

>>85082210
Why do they have her do stuff when shes dumber than Dougie?

>>85082552
>reading the lyrics to a metal song
for what purpose?

>>85081077

Why do gay people think this?

>>85082079
Pynchon at his worst is still a solid 8/10. I don't think if you like V. and Gravity's Rainbow that you will dislike Against the Day or Bleeding Edge.

Have fun, it's a wild ride.

>>85082643

She's basically mobster Lucy.

>>85082643
maybe the other two are even dumber

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>>85082618
Forever CUTEREST!!

>>85082541
+1

My hope: this is the final season of Twin Peaks and was intended to be by Lynch

My fear: he's planning on another so this will end without proper closure or development, and then s4 will either not happen or be shit

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>>85082687
her son deserves CUTEposting. no homo

>>85082743
is the father lynch, holy shit

>>85082447
The continuity is a fucking mess. We see the Giant in a flashback to 1945 where he looks the same age he does around 2017, but he somehow deaged and looked 25 years younger at a point around 1990. Lynch just doesn't care.

>>85082577
I liked the autotune.

>>85082654
>listening to a metal song
for what purpose?

>>85082743
What a proud mommy

>>85082161
No, he means, "It's fucking stupid when people exceed the standard three ellipses... "

I was a copy editor for a year at the Chicago Trib. I can't tell you how infuriating it is to read what you people write. It's almost like you're apes or something.

>>85082577
It wasn't autotune, her signal was modulated by the synth next to her.

>>85082760
>I liked the autotune.
Plebs killed the radio star.

>>85082787
worst

>>85082541
>>85082663
Good to know, I figured even the lite books would be worth it. So keep going chronologically? Or save his 3 major books for last?

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>>85081061
HELLO FRENLO :^)

>>85082778
>she will never be your proud mommy

>plot moving at a snail's pace
>a majority of the new characters suck
>10 minutes wasted on goofy concerts every episode

what was he thinking? at least everything is shot well I guess

>>85081301
HELLO JOHNNY HOW ARE YOU TODAY

>>85082743
IT'S PAYNE, WHACK HIM

>>85082775
I'm listening to Death's Symbolic atm, pretty good

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>>85082806
follow the chart and all will be as it should be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C7AdZ2AeFE

>>85082786
>a copy editor
No wonder you're incapable of detecting sarcasm.

>>85082654
>>85082775
I've never done either. I'm talking about his public pronouncements that are for some reason widely shared, despite the fact that he has the approximate IQ of a fucking turnip. I've never known anyone named Randy who wasn't a fucking imbecile.

>>85082743
Holy fuck. Pls. tell me you edited this.

>>85082806

No, going chronologically is generally speaking not a bad idea. There are actually certain callbacks in later books to earlier ones. Nothing significant, just little inside jokes.

>>85082657
Because they literally take dicks and cum in the ass.

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This is the ideal femake body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>85082897
Not necessarily true. Some of them give dicks into male ass.

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>>85082918

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>>85082743
you JUST KNOW

>>85082971
what a fucking twink hnggggggggggggggg

>>85082858
Oh, I have absolutely no problem detecting it. I was also a copy editor at the New York Times Book Review and an editor at a lit agency. I'm talking about the stylistic, syntactic, and grammatical blunders you apes make so consistently and persistently that I suspect you're negroes. It is just unreal. I went to public schools, too. How you people graduate escapes me. You are sub-literate monkeys.

>>85082971
KNOW what?

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>>85082971
mommy

>there are people who still don't like /ourguy/ Dougie Jones after 10 episodes
Is there a more pathetic group of people?

>>85083044
BABY WANTS TO ____

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>>85083064
We wanna keep it that way

>>85082971
what's with the gray hair though

>>85083115
stress or BOB

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Who else thought he was the best part of the episode?

>>85083115
Lynch genes

Candy best girl

That episode should have been
>10 mins Dougie sex scene with him shouting HELLLLLLLLOOOOOoooooOOOOOOO
>40 mins Candy swatting flies

>>85082937
is he the Stanley Kubrick of our time?

>>85077815
the pain and suffering was consumed by BOB presumably

>>85083142
Johnny > Richard

>>85082743
Damn I would love to pound that ass from behind while pulling on that nice head of hair.

>>85082952
N O S E
O
S
E

>>85083142
What the fuck was up with Johnny's teeth in this scene? It was distracting as hell because it looked gross.

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>>85081596
BACK TO YOUR CHILDREN THREAD

>>85083207
Nvm he is 17.

>>85082388
Do the dance, tiny man.

>>85083207
yes to both of them

>>85083257
too old for a faggot

>>85083142
he was
and now i fucking hate him
fuck Richard, hope Red does a magic trick with his ass

>>85083268
you can laugh all you want, but jack nance knew too much, and he had to kill his wife and then jack nance.

>>85083142
>i'll cornhole that retard
How that hasn't already become /tpg/'s catchphrase is beyond me.

>>85083248
Mouth guard

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>mfw everyone is overthinking it and Based Billy is the real father of /ourguy/ all along

Prepare to be LYNCHED Audreyfags!

>>85081519
>"cooper came back..."
oh wow finally, that grea...
>the rest of the post
fuck you

>>85083309
or
"Fruitcake, anyone?"

we dont go for the low hanging fruit

Egg
sercise

Hey guys, it this the thread where we're going to talk about Judy?

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>>85083364
Billy Zane is my favorite actor, I can't believe David Lynch did not hire him back for this series

>>85083359
oh that's way less gross than whatever the hell I thought it was

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>>85083423

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>>85083423

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>>85083423
AHHHHHHHHHHHH----AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>85083423
OH
HELL
GOD
BABY
DAMN
NO

>>85081029
How come it's never comfortable when the girl's on top? It either sucks or it's just okay. What am I doing wrong bros?

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>>85083359
>>85083248
no, his mouth was wired shut. he broke his jaw running into the wall at incredibly high speeds.

>>85081179
>they seemed to genuinely care for the showgirl even after she sperged out on them harder than lucy or even retarded johnny ever did

I love how there are no fully unlikeable bad guys in this season, apart from the lodge spirits and motherfucking Richard.

>>85082796
There is nothing inherently wrong with autotune. It's no different than processing the sound of a guitar or synthesizers. It can be used poorly, but I really liked the effect it gave her voice. The version of this song that's on Spotify doesn't have the effect on her voice and I don't think it sounds as good. And not because she can't sing.

Oh, mister Jeffries, oh, the computer screen it come out of my table

>>85081273
I love her. You shut up.

>>85081211
WTF I want to fuck jumping man now?

Sonny-Jim and Candie are literally holding the show together.

Anon, may I share something with you? A vision I had in my sleep last night — as distinguished from a dream, which is a mere sorting and cataloguing of the day’s events by the subconscious. This was a vision: fresh and clear as a mountain stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light, from within this gleaming, radiant marble. I had known this place. I had, in fact, been born and raised there, and this was my first return — a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I noticed happily that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house’s grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. Anon was standing there. He was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced — a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were, in this moment, one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision. It was you.

>>85081605
so proud of her desu

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>>85082829
underrated

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>>85083423
>AYUDAME

>>85081402
dougie give two rides
>>85081412
the moment when you realize being Dougie forever is actually the best outcome Cooper could ever hope for

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>>85081910
she's just playfully frustrated by the fact she can't reveal all the secrets she knows

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>>85083625

>>85083752
who dat nigga?

Why didn't MIKE fly the ring into the train car?

>>85083786
The Vice President of the United State of America and The Electrocutor of the Gays

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gib mouse gf

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>>85083847
Trump's ass was made for buttsex

maddy dressed up as laura > laura > maddy

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>>85083557
Chad AND Richard

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>>85083853
Only if you get repeating digits

>>85083888
lmao tighty whities

I guess POTUS really does have an acorn dick

>>85083934
wrong key

< < <

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>>85083934
>forgetting best rump

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This is the water, and this is the well.

>>85083994
There's more to her than just her butt

>>85083725
his wife and son will die and he will revert to Coop

>>85083534
quick rundown on Judy

>>85084049
name 1 other quality

>>85084121
Face
Personality
There you go, 2 for the price of 1

>>85084121
cute

>>85084157
>face
It's the same woman

>>85083539
Get a human, stop fucking whales

>>85084157
I can't eat out a personality

>>85084185
And?

>>85083394
Yeah, just the uppercrust stuff like
>cute

>>85084209
>Not fucking thicc women
>falling for the skeletor jew

There's truly nothing better than a girl riding you. All other sexual positions pale in comparison 2bh. Dougie had the right idea. But then again...he always does.

>>85084219
true

>>85081273
>fat
>manface
>awful fashion sense
why the fuck does she bother with the hair, just chop into tumblr-style and be all set

>>85082937
We need to go deeper.

>85084381
>85084381
>85084381

NEW

>>85084334
doggy feels better tbqh

>>85082759
thanks for the laugh

>>85084399
bur

>>85084399
nice job

>>85084399
is this esoteric dougieposting

>>85082385
She looks incredible for 48.

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>>85084472
Deugi make thread

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>>85082210
Are they constantly on heavy sedatives, or just very simple?

>>85084271
>forgetting 'thicc' was used for slim women with big asses and nice tits
>not >200lbs monstrosities
it's never too late to stop being a pigfucker anon

>>85082279
The guy in your pic at the desk was hired by Bob to kill Coop. He sent Ike after Coop and Ike failed. Bob is pissed, that's why he rung him up previous episode to remind him to get it done. So now desk guy is using insurance man to push the casino guys into killing Coop. Coincidentally Coop became Mr Jackpots at the casino, so the casino guys hated Coop enough as it is, the insurance man obliviously put the icing on the cake with the bullshit about Coop blocking the insurance claim.

>>85083704
he actually says ayudeme. which means the same but it's more of a formal way to address someone

>>85081029
wtf Janey-E is a pedo

>>85081288

That moment was cuter than any coop/annie stuff from season 2 desu