/who/ - Doctor Who General

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Doctor Whore

What's a good use for leftover chilli con carne? All the shops are closed and there's not much in.

>>85036980
Redpill me on this cletus meme

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reminder that the thirteenth Doctor stole her look from best companion

This would be the best time to bring back the rani

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BOYS BOYS BOYS
SO SILLY BOYS
YOU SILLY MEN AND YOUR SILLY LITTLE PENISES
SILLY

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we've already had a female doctor :^)

>>85037073
if it wasn't funny the first 10 times you posted it, it won't be now

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>>85037105
I agree

>>85037091
are you colin THICC?

DOCTOR WHO!! MY PHUCKING DOCTOR WHO!!!

THANKS A LOT CHRIS CHIBNALL!!! YOU HACK!!!

who is ready for the recurring gag of the doctor's male companion being mistaken for the doctor?

>>85037126
>Satire became reality
Unreal

>>85037105
As a man

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>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

>>85037091
>best companion

You, I like you.

I hope she wears those neck collars Jo sometimes wore, those were adorable.

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post fanart

>>85037149
how many children do you think jacked it to her?

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*chortles* BOYS, BOYS, BOYS
SO SILLY
WHEN WILL MEN LEARN

>>85037091
that doesnt look like Rose

>>85037198
As a black man.

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I actually think she's really cute, i like her look, and i want both the feminist tumblrinas and the edgelord women haters to shut the fuck up and give her a chance without the agenda. There was never a bad doctor.

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based Piss Heather reporting in

I'm convinced if Ian Levine thinks it is a bad idea, it is probably a good one.

That being said, I'm not looking forward to any legitimate criticisms of the writing in the next three or however many years being written off as just sexism and bigotry.

>>85036168
Why not? From the established lore it's not always a decision- in fact the Doctor is pretty bad at controlling his regeneration (int erms of who he changes into).
>>85036241
My father doesn't have brand new genes every time he dies.
>>85036718
Could be some time lords tend male. Not a hard fast rule. I've definitely made the argument to SJWs that it's stupid to think the Doctor should be diverse if he feels white and male, but I don't see why he can't occasionally not be white or male. Regeneration is a lottery, so it could just happen. Or he could just be curious and see what it's like. Happened to Missy after all.
As for it not being a creative decision, you don't really know that. They could've just cast the best person for the part. my belief is that it's at least partly a business decision to get people who left the show back into it, but every casting is at least somewhat of a business decision.

>>85037243
>not just putting jodie where 5 is

There are no bad doctors
Only bad nurses

>>85037262
>there was never a bad doctor

12, 6, 5, 13, and maybe 3.

>>85037243
>as a feminist, as a woman, death to white men

>>85037242
Didn't she turn up in The Inbetweeners or Skins or something shortly after TSJA? Then she was half-naked in some American show?

She's probably the Julia Sawalha of the Twitter generation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaqGOtaB1Kg

I want to drop the show /who/ but I can't I just can't

>>85037241
i hope she keeps the hoodie looks cool

>>85037262
>i want both the feminist tumblrinas and the edgelord women haters to shut the fuck up and give her a chance without the agenda
This. Stop caring about her being a woman altogether and just see how she is as a Doctor. if she's good, it hardly matters who she represents or what happens to the lore.

I'm glad that for a female Doctor, they didn't get someone ass fucking ugly, black, or some other stupid thing we've already had before.

Female companion or male companion?

>>85037305
Chibnall will get a 1-year grace period where everybody loves him because he's not Moffat. Then everyone will start turning on him by his second season. And by his third, everyone will foam at the mouths over his very name while talking about how Moffat was so much better, completely forgetting his flaws.

>>85037255
>she-Hartnell

hngggg

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nice

>>85037385
It's not Who any more, just let it go

>>85037322

>3

Oh fuck off.

CASUALWHOSTREAM is watching Seeds of Death - join for comfy who

>>85037416
she perky af

>>85037255
>Pertwee magically transformed into Bo Derek
kek

Also McGann a cute.
Also femEcc looks just like Jodie.

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>>85037361

Can't wait for the episode in which the doctor corrects someone for assuming xe can only be male gender

>>85037450
fuck off stream cunts

>>85037416
what a bimbo

>>85037399
The only reason she got the part is to push the BBC's progressive diversity agenda

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>>85037241

>>85037481
Literally 0 proof of this.

>>85037481
>believing this
kek

>>85037255
i would a tennant

Perhaps Bill might stick around longer now that the Doctor is female. Because there were slight hints last season that Bill might possibly be gay. I could be wrong, the writing was so subtle.

>>85037373
>talked about her armpit hair on national television
i like her

>>85037514
Chibnall himself said 13 was always going to be a woman.

>>85037547
If she was straight and kept reminding you of that you wouldn't give a shit

Nigga, if you want a watch a British show with white men saving the day, go with Midsomer Murders.

>there are people who sat through death in paradise because they legitimately believed kris marshall would be the next doctor
LMAO

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>>85037514
>>85037530
you have to be trolling

>>85037262
>There was never a bad doctor.
>13
>12
>war
>6

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I believed in him

>>85037583
I was lazy, so I didn't even watch it.
fuk u krisfags

>>85037583
im so glad i didn't

although will give it a try sometime since anon said it was a great show in itself

>>85037583
>watched Death in Paradise before Marshall was even "announced"

I liked it.

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J U S T
U
S
T

>>85037514
>>85037530
Look at the press
It's clear as day just what they meant by ruining the lore

Is 13th doctor worse than love and monsters?

Since the Doctor's clothes don't regenerate with his body, then we can look forward to her first scene being by definition bra-less. And if it isn't, then everyone involved deserves to be sacked, if not beheaded.

who /fellbackintodepressionagain/ here?

>>85037667
this literally saved me from depression

>>85037662
Nah, it'll turn out Capaldi was wearing a bra during The Doctor Falls in preparation for this day.

>>85037408
I'd be happy with either, so long as they're from a time period other than the present. The prospect of another series that defaults to modern day London bothers me more than FemDoc.

>>85037662
You know full well she'll have a bra on. They'll forgo continuity just so her nipples aren't even possibly visible.

>>85037643
Where the fuck is ^3 supposed to fit into the timeline

It can't be the future because the Doctor and Kate have already met in DotD but it can't be the present either because the cubes are nowhere to be seen during Clara's run

>>85037408
You know all too well it is going to be a Muslim male.

>>85037716
Delet this

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COME BACK MOFFAT

ALL IS FORGIVEN, EVEN THIS SHITSHOW IS FORGIVEN.

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>>85037762

>>85037811
manager dave as companion

>>85037802
REE WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF CLARA OSWALD

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I support an Asian Twink companion.

Hey
Isn't the reason that we wanted a female doctor was that we wanted to get our rocks off?

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What are her first words going to be, /who/?

>>85037190
That could be funny. Wouldn't really work though with a 35-year-old woman and presumably a 20-something male. It could work when meeting already established characters though like with UNIT or Jack.

Reminds me of the whole "I'M THE CAPTAIN" thing from Cabin Pressure.

>>85037733
Agreed, as a location for adventures and a pool from which to recruit companions, 21st Century London has been overdone quite a lot. Even a different location in the 21st Century would be a welcome change, a trip to northern England for example. It opens up more interesting possibilities for stories and companions.

>>85037876
bagina :-DDD

>>85037667
Another classic show murdered by modern forced diversity

RIP

>>85037416
DOCTOR MOMMY
NARDOLE NEED MILKIES

>>85037876
>TITS, THAT'S NEW. AND A FANNY.

Im kinda glad it isnt another young male Doctor, atleast this can be sorta refreshing

Until she turns into a female Tennant

>>85037876
Not ginger?

>>85037416
2 HEARTS 2 TITS
BEST DOCTOR CONFIRMED

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>>85037840
>>85037860
>yfw Jodie's companions are Muslim Kris Marshall and Tom Wosenthal in yellowface

>>85037876
What the-I have actual breasts?!?! I-I'M A WOMAN! And still not ginger!

>>85037876
SILLY MEN

>>85037876
We can do it!

>>85037860
asians dont fit the diversity demographics that the BBC are forced to push, it'll be a paki cause of Londons demographics

>>85037876
BOOBIES

Who /nothavinganinsanemeltdownoverWhittaker/ here?

>>85037416
I unironically want to breed The Doctress, what a time to be alive.

>>85037073
kek

>>85037876
>i think i just felt my dick turn inside out

>>85037876
The whole first episode she'll be in denial. Literally thinking she's a man until someone points out she has tits.

>>85037954
I am, actually.

Are there any celebrities who tweeted something negative about Jodie being 13? DW-related celebs or not.

>>85037876
Some kind of shock off being a woman and then move on.

>>85037876
MY SON IS DEAD

>>85037876
It was about time

>>85037802
delete that image

>>85037876
>where's my screwdriver
>BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>*moans* there it is

>>85037876
DALEK BUMPS

>>85037876
Legs! I’ve still got legs! Good. Arms, hands. Ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: two. Nose… eh, I’ve had worse. Chin – blimey! Hair… I’m a girl! And still not ginger! There’s something else. Something… important, I’m… I’m-I’m… Ha-ha! Crashing! Geronimo!!

>>85037481
modern Doctor Who was always full of progressive/diversity agenda

>>85037876
>my tits are jiggling with each heartbeat!

>>85037876
Something utterly condenscending to the effect of "the future is female"

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>>85038023

>>85037876
Nothing has changed

>>85037389
Its 12s look, she won't

>>85037954
I'm hype.

>>85037876
cum for mommy

>>85037990
Put a trip so I can filter you

Will she have a male or female companion?

Will there be lesbian sex if female?

>>85037954
I'm not bothered about her having (very nice) tits, it'll either go really well or be a complete disaster. She's not that good an actress and several levels below Capaldi in terms of ability so the writing had better get an awful lot better.

If they had got someone like Tilda Swinton I would be more optimistic, Whittaker seems like she's Chinball's waifu so once he decided it was going to be a woman it was going to be her regardless.

>>85037876
"It's time to MEME"

>>85038034
I mean, they made a tranny joke once during Matt's run. It was always there but it was not as bad as it was during series 10.

>>85037954
I'm not having an insane meltdown. Hoped for Kris, but Jodie will do fine. People are making a huge fuss about it, worrying that some kind of feminist propaganda will be forced down their throats. While I'm just thinking "this could be interesting, wonder where they go with this"

>>85038082
You do realise that you can fitler people by name

>>85037876
Something about chocolate.
I don't like the soft focus lifetime network/soap filter.

It's amazing seeing some of the people who couldn't wait for Moffat to go suddenly wanting him back

>>85038034
why would you still watch it then?

>>85037389

The outfit's a bit too 'Danish cop show' in its current form. It's fine as an outer layer but would prefer something a bit more interesting underneath.

>>85038098
I, in fact I agree with everything about this. The writing isn't going to improve though.

>>85038072
>>85038047
>>85038023

Oh God my dick.

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YOU HAVE A WOMANS DOCTOR WHO

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>GIB MILKIES DOCTOR MOMMY

>>85037876
>I've got a vagina! I don't like the color.

>>85038113
>worrying that some kind of feminist propaganda will be forced down their throats
It's an absolute certainty

>>85037992
They wouldn't dare, even if they did have genuine negative feelings towards it.

When are we gonna find out who's part of Chibnall's writing roster? Mathieson and Gatiss said they haven't been called to come back.

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>>85037255
Holy shit fem-Five is based Nardie in drag

>>85038129
BRA, STOCKINGS AND SUSPENDERS IN VARYING COLOURS EACH EPISODE WITH QUESTION MARK MOTIFS OR CHINBALL OUT

>>85038149
Pretty much a whole new writers room next series so i mean it might

>>85037876
>regenerates
>looks directly into the camera
>deal with it, virgins!
>turns around, a large black man approaches
>ayo bitch im your new companion
>he grabs her aggressively kisses the Doctor passionately on the lips, groping her breasts and genitals
>black man looks directly into the camera
>AND WUT THA FUCK U GONNA DO BOUT IT WHITEY
>roll intro credits
>familiar theme but with a new hip, urban flavour and rap beat
>Episode 1, Let's Kill Trump

>>85038190
You live in a cartoon reality and everyone is waiting for you to wake up and face your fellow humans.

>>85038023
legit kek
good post anon

>>85037322
Bait. Either that or a fucking retard

>>85038182
>ywn see nardole suckle on jodies tits

Why live?

>>85037255
Troughton looks like a brunette Hillary Clinton

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>>85038165

Disappointed, really. She's a great actress but she doesn't seem eccentric or charismatic enough to be the Doctor. I would have preferred Phoebe what's her name.

>>85038029
2 real 4 me

>>85038190
With Moffat, definitely. Chibnall? I don't think it's going to be that way.

People have been watching 7 years of DW females under Moffat who thinks witty quips that undermine men are what makes a good female character. Chib's better than that.

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>yfw the new companion is a 6ft5, 21 year old Chad sports science student who spends most of the run topless while Doctor Mummy lusts after him

>>85038196

I think we might find out some details next week? Not a writer but Douglas Mackinnon said he had some exciting Doctor Who news to announce

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OH NO

>>85038295
She better get in line

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>>85037876
ill explain why shes shit
if she expresses any feminine act, emotion or persona it'll be criticised
the only way she'll work as a character is if shes a feminist one
a cold masculine robot without feeling, a man with tits
thats why she'll crash the show
everything that makes women great and female characters great won't be seen at all in her, no ones going to be able to relate to the character.

>>85038220
I assume you were trying to insult me but it just came out as some unintelligible gibberish

>>85038315
yass queen

>>85038209
>"OH NO TYRONE... IT'S THE DALEKS REBORN WITH AN EVEN MORE EVIL MISSION!"

>"BREX-IT, BREX-IT. YOU WILL LEAVE THE EUROPEAN UNION. BREX-IT, BREX-IT!"

>>85038292
>People have been watching 7 years of DW females under Moffat who thinks witty quips that undermine men are what makes a good female character
Absolute state of nu-who fans

>>85038313
I can already see the ratings on the floor

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>Only 16930 days to go until Doctor Who's 100th anniversary

So what happens if a man is cast after Whittaker leaves? Guarantee people will be up in arms and accusing the BBC of bias, agendas etc whether they cast a male or a female. And if it isn't a non-white actor they will be even more rabid.

So is the doctor gay now? Does he still like girls? Or does it make her gay if she likes boys? Is River Song and Rose Tyler sexist if they don't go down on her snatch?

>>85038267

She's plays someone very eccentric in Adult Life Skills

>>85038196
Not for a while I think. They'll get leaked in due time. It does sound like he's getting a whole new team together. I think we can expect no returns from previous writers of the RTD or Moffat era. It will be Chibnall and a couple of new people.

This actually makes me excited. Like we're in for a REAL change in the show. Like 2010's soft-reboot with Moffat taking over, but even more new stuff.

>>85038331
THIS
H
I
S

>>85038419
>So what happens if a man is cast after Whittaker leaves?
The ratings go up again

You have been tasked to design the new logo for Chibnall's era of Doctor Who.
His only request is that you make it "feminine" and reflect the change that the show is undergoing to solidify its place in the 21st century.

>>85038331
>if she expresses any feminine act, emotion or persona it'll be criticised
I will tell you the reality-accurate version of this: If she demonstrates a distinct and confidently feminine iteration of the Doctor, who can stand on her own without self-consciously needing to exist in the shadow of maleness, she will be praised for it. Femininity is not and has never been verboten. But if, purely by dint of being a woman, she turns into a vacuous bimbo whose only attribute is her tits and vagina, then she (and Chibbers) will be rightly ripped to pieces for it.

>>85038419
you guys grossly overestimate the amount of people that actually care deeply about this stuff. a bunch of angry twitter screenshots aren't indicative of most people

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Oh, get over yourselves, misogynists.

6th Doctor agrees, don't bother him about it.

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>tfw you made the thread the new Doctor was revealed in

A productive Sunday, thank you based Sue Barker.

>>85038436
Is it true he's firing basically everyone from the production team as well or was that just a rumour?

>>85038477
make the last O in DOCTOR WHO into a vagina

>>85038400
Agreed. Moff can't write women for shit. Anons seem to think 13 will be just another terrible Moff trope but actually, we've got a new showrunner in with different ideas.

>>85038419
Nothing 'happens' just like nothing ever happens just like nothing's happening now. At the absolute most, the like:dislike ratio on the Youtube video shifts slightly in one direction or the other, some people are disappointed, some people aren't, criticism continues, end of story.

If I fancy Jodie Whittaker does that mean I fancy Patrick Troughton too?

>>85038419
They will cast a black man, get all your money on Idris Elba if he's not cast as Bond, which he will be.

>>85038490
There were 2 active threads at the moment

New Masters going to be that creepy taxi driver from Broadchurch season 3 isn't he?

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Miss me yet?

>>85038489
So he's basically saying if you don't like forced diversity you can drop the show and stop watching? Seems logical

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well
looks like a pleb transformation artist predicted this event

>>85038292
This. Moffat can't write women. I think episode 1 will probably focus on the gender change to some extent but beyond that it'll be normal /who/. Just pick an old episode and imagine what it would be like if the Doctor was a woman instead, for the most part the episode will be exactly the same.

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>>85038471
this kek

>>85038357
>they travel to future London
>it's completely collapsed, Brexit is blamed
>Britain became a Nazi state, Farage as PM

>>85038547
>implying Who has the budget to pay Elba

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>>85038489
tumblr is this way

>>85038536
I'm not too concerned about it personally, Chibnall managed to make Gwen a well-written and compelling character in Torchwood.

>>85038507
I think that was some info that just got out of hand. Chibnall will get a new producer in is all. People thought he was gonna fire everyone in the studio or something.

>>85038507

Not that anon but I haven't heard anything about that, only the writers room rumour. Looks like Douglas Mackinnon is going to carry on directing at least https://twitter.com/drmuig/status/885928944612126720

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And if you nanodicked shitbeards don't like it you can go watch anime!

Okay we now know who the 13th Doctor is. Yikes it's a woman and all that.

But who's the next companion?

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>>85038489
>BLUB BLUB BLUB *sharts* BLUB BLUB BLUB *gets the show cancelled* I WORSH MUHSELF WITH A RAAAAG ONA STIECK! *applauded by non-canon audiobook faggots*

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I really hope Chibnall plays it straight and doesn't make shit load of 'I'm a woman now!' quips.
Like moffat probably would

/who/, what big franchise is going to have someone from Attack the Block in it next?

First John Boyega was Finn, now Jodie is the Doctor.

>>85038621
>But who's the next companion?
Nardie!

>>85038611
She must have stirred up unresolved feelings about his waifu

>>85038611
>i clowned on a dude

What did she mean by this?

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>>85038209
>Episode 1, Let's Kill Trump

She looks a bit like Hillary. And eliminate Donald Fart? I'd pay good money to see that.

>>85038621
>inb4 muslim trans joke

>>85038350
>>85038315
oh my god, i can't breahte i'm shook.

GAGGING

>>85038590
>future London
>it's completely collapsed
>future

>>85038489
Davidson is the only Doctor that's been on record against a woman.

>all the women stop watching because the doctor is no longer sexually attractive to them
>all the men stop watching because they've completely fucked the format of the show in favour of appearing progressive
The ultimate question is, will the BBC learn anything from this?

>>85038536

Yeah, Chibnall can actually write women. I like Moffat but I'm glad he's not writing her, there'd be nonstop quips

>>85037876
Probably something along the lines of "Well this is new"

>>85038647
clowned is a euphemism for ejaculated

>>85038653
GAGGERINI

>>85038547
>>85038595
Elba's totally gonna be the new James Bond and the internet will explode again for absolutely no reason.
But yeah, he's too high profile now to be in DW. Just give me based Paterson Joseph after Jodie.

>Doctor who is finally dying
This year just keeps getting better and better.

Only way this won't be a ratings disaster to cancellation is if they write the character with no radical feminist man hating agenda or make a big in your face deal of the Doctor being female. Otherwise it will only appeal to hardcore numales and man hating feminists and it will be cancelled again.

>>85037632
Death in Paradise was comfy, it was the right level of intensity for the timeslot. I can enjoy a coffee and just chill with a nice island murder.

I prefer Miller to Marshall, but both did good jobs.

>>85038670
>implying Capaldi was sexually attractive to anyone

>>85038489
Huh looks like the THICC man did something good for once besides being a forced meme

>>85038621
see
>>85038295

>>85038611
>you can go watch anime!
That sounds like a great idea. At this point even anime is better than doctor who.

>feminists tune already changed from "yes, finally a woman" to "why is this woman not a POC"?

>>85038563
Fuck off, he'd be shit just like his poor attempt in crystal maze

>>85038633
Nick Frost in the new Star Trek maybe.

>>85038611
>Things that didn't happen

>>85038670
>all the women stop watching because the doctor is no longer sexually attractive to them
right, because capaldi was a total ladykiller

>>85038590
>Nurse Who leads a band of muslim "freedom fighters" to return Britain to "quintessentially british" values

>>85038670
>will the BBC learn anything from this?
no.

>>85038480
You believe in gender pay gap crap dontcha.

>>85038611
I have literally no idea what this means

>>85038730
I mean, Pegg's already heavily involved.

>>85038670

I'd imagine most men will get over it and watch because she's a woman, if nothing else

>>85038714
That why the ratings were plummeting. Definitely not the wildly inconsistent writing's fault.

>>85038729
>inventing criticism because you saw 1 (probably satirical) tweet)
why do you guys wanna be victims so bad

>>85038670
>this entire post
lel

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>>85038480
>>85038464

>show a fragile and emotion character, broken and in need of protection
>gets criticised
>makes her a bimbo whore
>gets criticised
>makes her an anti-male 21st century woman, the kind that goes childless with cats and ends up on depression pills
>gets criticised
>make her emotionally strong in some areas but emotionally weak in others, overpowered in scenes, breakdown, lose battles
>gets criticised
>make her a mary sue 'STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN HASH TAG FEMINISM'
>gets criticised

its the death trap of cultural marxism and feminism, we can't write women as relatable feminine characters anymore. The show will die on this iteration of the doctors watch, and the BBC, media and left will blame the demographics that watch the show for not tuning into a female, instead of noticing that they weren't writing relatable characters with depth, a strong story arc and a world rich in lore, consistent with the decades of work. All this will do is redpill a generation of young boys on how cancerous the left is, and remind family units and older people that watched the show as they were growing up just how fucked things are in Britain now. She will be a worse written character than clara.

>>85038704
The best way they could handle it is to have the Doctor not even notice until someone points it out, at which point she says "Oh, that's nice."

>>85038711
I stopped watching when Marshall started, the first series with Ben Miller were comfykino, just sit there and look at the pretty island and hot black lady policewoman while laughing at witty old black policeman.

>>85038704
>is if they write the character with no radical feminist man hating agenda or make a big in your face deal of the Doctor being female.
Why do you autists think this is even on the table? Writing Doctor Who is a huge and fucking difficult task, when trying to crank out enough episodes with a lack of time and money, it is straight up EASIER to just write the Doctor like a normal fucking Doctor than it would be to fill it with the nonsense you are all circlejerking over.

>>85038786
It was her own fault she got raped.

>>85038621
a black man

>Female doctor
We'll see how it goes. But thank fucking god this has hasn't happened during Moffat's run. Can you imagine how fucking unbearable he would have made her?

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>female doctor

WE'RE FUCKING FINISHED

>>85038788
lmao

her lady cock is going to get shoved down our throats more than bill's gayness

>>85038774
Dude, the show has wildly inconsistent writing when Tennant was around. Viewers are shallow and fickle. Or did you think Voyage of the Damned got 13.31 million viewers because of its writing?

chibnall already off to a good start

>>85038823
History's a whitewash.

Why would ratings drop?

It seems to me that the only people complaining are people who don't watch the show.

>>85038868
I liked Voyage of the Damned

>>85038670
>will the BBC learn anything from this?
They only care about pushing their progressive agenda, anything else is irrelevant

>>85038539
yes

>>85038489
I admire his spirit but the last time he said this the show lost more than half its audience and was canceled a few seasons later.

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>>85038759
I just want you to think. Do you know what thinking is? It's just a fancy word for changing your mind!

>>85038901
/pol/ posters think everyone is retarded as they are

>>85038901
>It seems to me that the only people complaining are people who don't watch the show.
Why the fuck anyone would complain about a shitty kids show that they don't watch

>>85038800
It's the worst because I've just the right age gap to know him both from DiP and from kids TV, so depending on the delivery it flits back and forth from how I see him.

>>85038788
I mean, having the occasional headstrong character who chides her for being female the same way people chide the current doctor for just being a random guy (The general in the recent Ice Warriors episode for example) would work, so long as they aren't too heavy handed with it. She shouldn't be more capable because she's a woman, or deemed as more because of such.

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>>85038786
Truth m8t.

just tell me that chibnall isn't bringing peter harness back and i'm sold

>>85038884
and a dickwash

>>85038925
We can but hope the same fate awaits the Chinball shitshow.

A BRAVE NEW ERA OF SHITPOSTING IS UPON US, LADS

Time to retire some of the old memes, what goes first?

>>85038770

>Actually believing this

Lol this thread is a treasure trove

Guys, what would you recommend for conservative sci-fi now that Doctor Who is a woman?

>>85038165
Glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking of this.

>people laughing at anons who watched Death in Paradise for Marshall
Regardless of the fact that Kris isn't 13, Death in Paradise is GOAT comfy viewing. Scorching sun, beautiful beaches, murder mystery and good comedy and character interactions. It's no wonder this gets renewed each year even if the lead actor leaves.

>>85038611
She was mean.

>>85038864
> reminder that Steven "Bill's a lesbian btw" Moffat isn't writing the new series

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I mean even Who's creator wanted a woman

>>85038994
piss

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>>85038864
>implying you wouldn't want to suck her cock

>>85038884
Ooh. Devastating.

Fuck me https://www.change.org/p/bbc-sack-chris-chibnall-as-dr-who-producer

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>>85038761
Japanese cartoons are the last bastion of the pissbabies.

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I for one welcome our new Gallifreyan timelady.

>>85038759
I hate nu/pol/'s non-arguments. That board really went to shit in the last few years

>>85038631
I hope Chibnall is fired.

>>85037876
>not having a dick joke

>>85039018
He was getting old and senile he didn't know what he was saying

>>85039023
>ywn hear Jodie order you to suck mummy's cock like a good little sissy boi

kill me

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>>85038767
>tfw he plays this nigga

Anton Yelchin died for this.

>>85038955
Fake outrage

It happens everytime when something modern occurs, you get MRAs and /pol/ posters shitposting.

>>85039018
DELETE THIS
CHIBNALL IS BETRAYING THE SHOW'S ROOTS DAMN IT!!!!

>>85039020
Watersports memes will continue into the Gyno era.

>>85038994
Martha's teeth

>>85037322
>12 and 3 in any way bad doctors
I mean I can see why someone wouldn't like 6 and 5 was probably too bland for some people but 12 and 3 were among the best.

>>85038949
>if you hate forced diversity/feminism you must be retarded!
Fuck off tumblr

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>>85039105
Trumpet playing schoolgirl companion incoming

>>85039093
Doctor Who is not famous enough to have non-fans complaining about it

>>85039133
>12 and 3 were among the best
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

im actually excited for all the mummy posting desu

>>85039039

This was posted on GB, kind of surprised way more people are okay with it here, I would've expected a bigger backlash. GB is a mess.

>>85039018
Verity was a jew wasn't she? really makes you think

>>85038864
Unlike being gay, being a woman is visible.

Chibnall is at the start of a relaunch of the show Eleventh Hour style. I would not be surprised if he chose to treat it like another 'jumping on point' and thus not pay excessive lip service to the gender difference at all.

At the end of the day, Moffat and everyone else have circlejerked so much about how 'if you ever did a woman Doctor you would have to treat it like it was just normal!' that it's virtually orthodoxy and exactly what we'll get. Chibnall might be bad at writing Doctor Who but he isn't stupid.

>>85039149
Nothing about this female doctor feels forced at all though, I dont know where you get that from
it feels like a legitimate way to freshen up the show

cletus, cletus go away
only true fans will stay

>>85039159
This would unironically be kino.

>>85039018
At a time when any publicity would've been good publicity.

Doesn't exactly inspire much confidence.

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I mentioned Jodie months ago. I work at the BBC, nobody important a set assistant. But we know the basics of the first half of series 11, which we will be filming in late September.

>New Companion is white and female, but is played by an actress who is ''big'' as to help people accept people of all shapes and sizes.

>There is an episode about creepy Mermaids

>An Episode surrounding women's suffrage in early 20th Century London. Purely a political and social episode no creatures or aliens.

>A Dalek episode early on. Daleks are now silver. Standard run of the mill dalek story.

> The series arc at least in the first half has to do with a race of ancient silurians waking up. They want to kill all of humanity. They are all female, pretty badass, Chibnall based them on the ''Amazons'' of legend. The Doctor has to stop them.

>>85038843
We'd basically get River Song as the Doctor. Showing off her strong independent female nature by shooting guns and using hallucinogenic lipstick to get her way with men who wouldn't comply and never ever NOT ending a scene with a witty quip about "oh you boooys"

Thank fuck Moff's leaving. I love the guy but he is the last person in the universe I would entrust with a female Doctor.

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>>85039041
>Japanese cartoons

>>85039042
>Urd from Ah! My Goddess

Animemind. Spooky.

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>>85039073
Anon please.

Best case scenario is a cute female doctor to be honest, I think she could do well if the writing lends to it.

>>85039211
>Nothing about this female doctor feels forced at all though
LMAO

Simon Pegg as a one series drug addict companion??

>>85039174
So how long till all these fags leave and we go back to regular comfy /who/?

>>85039232
Silurians wanting to kill all of humanity has already been done, otherwise good fanfic

>>85039288
Thats a pretty good argument you have there

>>85039232
>ancient silurians
I know this is probably bullshit, but are we talking like, Pertwee-era Silurians or Vastra Silurians?

>>85039320
>Silurians wanting to kill all of humanity has already been done
it's been done twice, no reason it can't be done a third time

>>85039232
changed your story from the japanese companion have you now you fuck?

>>85039336
gee maybe the ones that appeared in literally three of chibnall's episodes thus far

>>85039232
So a set assistant knew the new doctor months ago but the director of her first appearance didn't know a week ago?

>>85039236
Moffat wouldn't ever willingly do it because I just don't think he'd know what to do. He wouldn't make the Doctor into River, he writes characters like River specifically as a contrast to the Doctor. Moffat's conception of the Doctor (like all his other leads) is rooted in flawed masculinity. He'd just hit a brick wall.

>>85039232
Faker than a porn star's tits.

>>85039232
faker than my happiness

>>85038098

My only real issue is that I'd have preferred if they'd gone with an older actress. That and vague concerns that they'll do something like 'Now that it's a female doctor we need to do more stories exploring her vulnerability' or other crappy stories where she's 'female' first and the Doctor second. Gender should be a very low factor on who the doctor is after this many regenerations.

But then, I like an amount of 'Old grumpy bastard' and in my Doctors regardless of gender and feel that the doctor works best with an air of the upper class (The timelords basically were that on Galifray and television has rather a dearth of upper class heroes these days)

>>85039232

But Moffat only found out very recently.

>>85038906
My man. I thought I was the only one or something. Great episode in my mind. I liked the ensemble cast making their way through the crashed Space Titanic, going from one perilous room or situation to another, while the ensemble slowly got killed off one by one.
Kylie Minogue was decent, the villain looked stupid but made sense, and I liked the fact that out of the quite large ensemble cast, the only guys to survive were the obvious dickheads. Nice change there. All in all a solid episode of Who and I'll never get why it's so hated.

Is this the true /who/ or is the other one true?

>>85039232
>An Episode surrounding women's suffrage in early 20th Century London. Purely a political and social episode no creatures or aliens.

>A Pure Historical Episode

Yeah, that is the most fake thing in that entire list.

>>85039484
We're at bump limit, time to migrate

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>>85039476
I unironically loved Max Capricorn as the cheesy panto villain.

> I have enough off-world accounts to retire me to the beaches of Penhaxico Two, where the ladies, so I'm told, are very fond of... metal.

Guys, I'm Chibnall's rentboy. And instead of money, he offered to tell me some secrets for Series 11.

>the new companion will be a teenage boy in the mold of those kids from Stranger Things. A British white kid who loves fantasy and roleplay, and spazzes out when going on adventures with the Doctor.

>a major VNA character will be introduced, but written in such a way that their story will be accessible to casuals

>there will be a story involving an emerald dragon

>more fantasy elements like portals to other dimensions and stories set in the middle ages will be introduced

>the main season's villain will be someone we haven't met in a while. Chris gave me a hint that it might be Fenric, but I was half unconscious from all the times he was plowing me so I couldn't get the full details

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I don't see the problem.

Would anyone like to give me a detailed - preferably Ph.D-level thesis - explanation as to how this is such a bad thing...?!

>>85039595
I just checked the catalog, there isn't one.

So is Broadchurch worth checking out? I wanted to check it out because I like Tennant, but now that I learned that Chibnall created that show and that Whittaker is in it I am not intrigued even more. Is Jodie Whittaker a good actress? Please tell me she is because I always worry there will be a terrible Doctor whenever it's regeneration time.

>>85039701
>Is Jodie Whittaker a good actress?
Yes. If you watched Broadchurch you'd see she's god tier. Don't know if she'll be a good Doctor though, since her character in Broadchurch could not be further from the Doctor.

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>>85039638
Fuck series 11, how much of a freak is he in the sack?

>>85039701
Shes good, and the show is also very good
You can look at the shows glowing reviews to see that

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>>85039655
Internalized misogyny and autism. As a Doctor, I can confirm this.

>>85039701
Series 1 is good, the other two are shit

>>85039701
Series 1 - Kino

Series 2 - SHIT, BOO, FUCKING HACK

Series 3 - OK.

>>85039750
What does she play on the show? Also, what does Tennant play?

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>>85038868
>not liking the kylie episode

>>85039232

> The series arc at least in the first half has to do with a race of ancient silurians waking up. They want to kill all of humanity. They are all female, pretty badass, Chibnall based them on the ''Amazons'' of legend. The Doctor has to stop them.

Honestly, the new female doctor going up against the Drahvins could be kinda cool. Rather than making up a new group. Would allow for a chance to have her do the whole 'No, I'm supposed to be here' stuff the doctor does very well while having the gender to pull if off.

They've not turned up in the longest time and were a fun villain group (Mostly because they were not written as female first, despite being all female)

>>85039750
>she's god tier.
lmao, chinballfags are this delusional

>>85039638
Can't say why, but this might be the most realistic fake spoiler I've read on /who/ in a long time.

>>85039805
Whittaker is the mother of the murdered kid and Tennant is the detective

>>85039805
Murder mystery show, Jodie is the victims mum, Tennnant is the detective in charge of the case

NEW THREAD:
>>85039822
>>85039822
>>85039822

>>85039805
>What does she play on the show?
A mother whose child is murdered. In series three she is (spoilers) a rape victim.
She plays broken characters remarkably well.
>Also, what does Tennant play?
The detective investigating the murder.

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They were considering Richard Ayoade and they instead went with her? Are you fucking kidding me? Ayoade seemed like a no-brainer but they literally hired her simply on the basis of her gender. Male privilege in action.

>>85039805
Jodie plays the mom of the murder victim IIRC, and David plays one of the main characters, the lead detective, along with Olivia Colman

Arthur Darvill is in the series as well as a vicar I think

>>85039805
She plays the mum of the kid whose death becomes a major investigation in the show. And Tennant plays the cop who investigates his murder.

>>85039832
Best ten waifu

>>85039159
wtf is a yobbo
>graffiti-spraying
confirmed negro

>>85039887
Are you legitimately fucking retarded?

>wanted to fuck tennant
>wanted to fuck smith
>wanted to capladi
>want to fuck whittaker
Allsmiles.jpg

Do we know if Bill is returning to be 13's companion?

Also, is it wrong that I love this scene?

https://youtu.be/gQHC7a9JEQQ

>>85039887
You autistic son

What would your reaction be if The Thirteenth Doctor's first season is as great as the new Wonder Woman movie?