/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>85004094
1st for jumping man

>>85004094
HELLOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

reminder that Eric Da Re is a confirmed /tpg/ poster.

>>85004094
THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onXujUphKb8

also i fucked up, >>84995973 was the last thread

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>>85004118

Seriously this new season is fucking good and Lynch is a fucking god

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PROOF The X-Files is canon.

>>85004156
kek

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Threadly Reminder - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRW0hW5Qm2M

Need I say more?

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>>85004140
Jerry footkino coming in Part 10

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kv0gvFWgSs

Episode 11 being premiered at San Diego Comic Con. Confirmed 10 minute scene of Gordon Cole encountering a never-before-seen Funko Pop of himself.

>>85004170
fuck off

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>>85004170
NEVER AGAIN!

>>85004174
can someone explain oh angelo

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You're at the Roadhouse with your gf when all of a sudden this notorious whore walks in and slaps every single person in the building's ass.
What do you do? Keep in mind she has over 500 fucks and is proficient in double, triple, and quadruple penetration.

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>>85004211
>>85004214
how

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>>85004170

I pray to God Douge Jones stays with us forever

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First for very early pre-hype for Part 10

Will they go to Jack Rabbits Palace?

Laura is the one.

>With God as our witness, but he won't testify
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>>85004248
No instead it will go to Mars and 25 minutes of the episode will be looking at sand grains while ominous music plays. Lynch has fucking lost it.

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He's gorgeous...

>>85004106
>He holds a branch
>Beak nose

Is jumping man the opening credits bird?

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What will the police learn through Ike "Spike the Kikes and Kill All Dykes" Stadtler?

>>85004140
i love lynch but this is terrible

he's pretty bad at music desu

>>85004248
That's in two days so probably episode 11.

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DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH?!??!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FISLBOSM5wQ

>>85004278
Kino is in the eye of the beholder, pleb.

>>85004307
I was thinking the same thing.

There's fire where you are going.

>>85004321
Agent 4'7 will tell them that BadCoop put him up to his murders.

Because of this, a trail will be lead to Dougie while the FBI also realize that it was BadCoop the orchestrated it, leading them to try and find out how to get DougieCoop back to normal and stop Badcoop.

The end of Dougie Kino is near, lads.

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>you will never create any medium of entertainment in which you make Chad a balding beta neckbeard

>>85000550
>that webm
THAT FUCKING SHIT LYNCHED ME SINCE DAY 1

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Who's the toe head?

>>85004321
dindu nuffin

>>85004386
chad BTFO by hawk

>>85004342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXi5VKPyWLE

>>85004384
>BadCoop put him up to his murders
No, he didn't. He had a middleman.

>>85004386
What's worse is his TV dinners smelled like shit and he made the whole conference room smell like a fart.

>>85004388
whoever made that webm needs to do a better job in the future. awful quality!

>>85004321
When he pours the whiskey, it foams up. Anyone who's poured spirits knows they don't foam, and as such it proves there's no alcohol in the bottle, rather it's been replaced with some sort of beverage, probably iced tea. This is a huge oversight on Lynch's part, as it's not realistic in the slightest and stands out jarringly. My suspension of disbelief was completely hampered with this single scene. Absolutely unacceptable, especially that this is at least the second time it has happened in the show so far.

>>85004415
sam is cute (no homo)

THERE THEY ARE ALBERT

>>85004158
Nothing on TV and maybe film is gonna be as good as this for a while. I'm gonna have to sell my TV when it's over because nothing else will matter

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>>85004094
Comfy bird OP. Reminds me of the /tpg/ golden age.

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>>85004444
niceeeee

>>85004443
yeah I couldn't be bothered to mess with the settings, the default vp8 codec settings looks like shit, and gook moot hasn't enabled any better codecs for some autistic reason

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>>85004428

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When is my armstrongfu coming back?

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I'm in your thread right now.

>>85004490
too moe for this world

>>85004386
Is he eating creamed corn in that bowl? Chad confirmed for evil

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Agent Cooper, listen to the sounds.

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>>85004106
literally /ourguy/

I'm going to Comic-Con in SD, which Twin Peaks cast members should I hug

hoping for Kyle, Harry, and Sheryl

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>>85004170
It's gone. Gooone. And I am... who I am. Who I could've been... I will never have the chance.

Running out of sand.

>>85004500
that's fecking crazy, man

>>85004516
Well he is helping drugs get peddled into twin peaks, and the drugs killed poor little Denny Craig

>>85004160
I mean, the IDW X-Files comics aren't canon anymore as far as Fox is concerned.
Although I like the idea of Coop and Mulder solving spooky crimes together.

>>85004444
The coffee cups that the girl brings box watching guy has in the 1st episode are so obviously empty. Jesus Christ, Lynch, just fill them with water or something that gives the cups some actual fucking weight.

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>>85004471
Forget about it. Instead tell me why Lynch is so lazy with this? They're drinking goddamn iced tea.

>>85004536
give andy a big friendly hug, shake hawk's hand, and take a photo with lucy then hug her

>>85004222
Lick her face

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>>85004386
>4chan was the Chad all along

>>85004560
Comics aren't canon since when?

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>Laura Dern in Wild at Heart

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>>85004500
That's fucking crazy man

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>>85004546
Dougie won't be sad as long as he has some damn good joe.

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Friendly reminder to shovel yourself out of the shit.

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>>85004473
Jesus fucking christ.

Time frame? I'll do it.

http://vmashup.com/7H9odNKJ

K I N O
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>>85004613
only 29.99 that's right

>>85004569
in twin peaks nothing is what it seems

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she will never serve you burgers

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>>85004386
>b-but you guys eat here all the time

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>>85004500
Was his head made out of Play-Doh?
Wtf Lynch???

>>85004599
Since the for realsies Season 10 came out.

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>>85004473
Says the guy who made a 243 KB webm at 1024p and the wrong aspect ratio when 3072 KB is allowed.

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This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Ashbrook is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Laura's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Ashbrook barely able to force it past the knob, and Laura moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Ashbrook's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

>>85004668
you can tell she's got those fatty genetics

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>>85004617
Says the guy who made a 539 KB webm when 3072 KB is allowed.

>>85004668
would you eat a burger from her after she rubbed it on her rash?

>>85004569
>how many drugs you need
>ill take one of each drug thank you sir

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>>85004617
>>85004695
Fine, I remade it.

Normally when you give ffmpeg an input with no specific encoding it gives you a good output, but with vp8 you have to set the b:v option and the crf so it doesn't look shit, I just made it while watching so I wasn't really fucked to look up the values I needed to set

>>85004736
especially

>>85004760
So Ike The Spike was a self insert?

>>85004760
Lynchlet

I know this is mostly a S3 thread but just finished up S2E7 and that was brutal as fuck lads.
Not in-comparison to other shit I've seen but in the context of the show and its impact, holy fuck.

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>>85004695
>tfw i don't understand what you vidfags are talking about but ima take your side because you posted the electrician

>>85004771
lmao

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>>85004683
>streaming
>that quality
Jesus Christ.

>>85004760
>>85004771
>>85004780
>5'11"
>average as average can be
>implying that's short

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>>85004617
>not lelandawooooo.webm
one job anon

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>>85004764
But that's a 137:103 aspect ratio when it should be 4:3

>>85004760
>tfw same height as David Lynch
Am I the next Lynch?

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>>85004794
>>85004771

HE PUT HIS DISEASE IN ME

>>85004740
https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

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>>85004764
Doesn't hurt to give it a look before you post it to a thread. If you're going to do it, might as well do it right.

>>85004695
animal loife

>>85004815
>he doesn't know
they're not memeing dumdum

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>>85004792
Damn right

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>>85004827
hahahaha

>>85004683
The reason why glass tables/ glass showers etc. are designed to shatter completely after getting a slight chip is because it avoids a scenario like this happening. Lynch didn't do this research, literally unwatchable

>>85004827
RIP Silva ;_;

>>85004500
>>85004605
>>85004683
Balthazar Getty killed it in his scene with Richard. I didn't even realize it was him until I went back and watched it again. Dude's a pretty talented actor.

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>>85004815
t. manlet

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>>85004833
Why does this line sound so disgusting? I've seen the film twice, and it's been the most disgusting part both times.

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>>85004806
>go to settings to activate Windows
My browser is screwed up and now I can't post unless I post an image / webm

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>>85004829
What exactly was going on in the top picture? It just has Ike's song playing and she has a worried look on her face while looking at her phone. Did she know someone was going to try to kill her?

also
>that sly Lynch hand at the end

>>85004827
desu i still don't know what he meant by this

>>85004760
>tfw the same height as Missoula kino man

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I'm in your wife right now

>>85004788
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

>>85004908
damn i thought coop would have more equipment to work with than that

>>85004949
Maybe he's a grower and not a shower

>>85004949
What are you talking about, that's 4-inches flaccid at least.

>>85004949
he was in the pool

>>85004936
She knew the assasination of Dougiecoop failed and that she was going to get killed for it

>>85004936
Top picture was earlier. She was signaling the box in Buenos Aires, even though she knew Dougie might not actually be dead.

>>85004815
You're on 4chan. Everyone here is seven feet tall. This is an imageboard for giants

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>>85004947

>>85004946
Lost Highway is so much better than people give it credit for. It just lacks the subtlety of Lynch's better work imo

>>85004936
Her assassination attempt failed

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>>85004937
It's like when Cartman says "Whatevah, I do what I want!"

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What was the point in wasting budget on animating this creepy-crawly?

>>85004936
The first two guys she hired to kill Dougie failed. It's been a few weeks since I watched the episode, but I think the black box she dialed in Argentina is connected to Jeffries somehow. And Jeffries hired Ike.

But that's also kind of confusing because Evil Coop refers to a "double header" in Vegas to his associates.

So honestly, we just don't know who hired Lorraine or what the fuck the black box was yet. If you look closely to the left of the box, you can see a smartphone in another stone slot.

>>85004827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASdmYsbW-cY

This scene should be required watching for all new viewers.

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>>85004908

does anyone have a webm of the leland's death (like right as the sprinklers come on)? with subtitles

>>85004988
This scene just makes me laugh now even though it is the saddest moment in the series. I hate you guys.

>>85004949
It was a negative reaction to Iseballa Rosselini

>>85004937
I like to think it's a reference to BOB being a rebellious character. His fury and wrath are expressions of his personal freedom and refusal to keep in line with the other spirits.

>>85004908
wait you actually see Kyle's dick in this movie

I've seen it at least three times and never ever noticed

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>>85004936
>Ike's song
It was never his song, it was her song. Notice when Ike pulls out the photo of her only then does the music play

>>85005029
what a disgusting ogre

>>85005026
>Jeffries hired Ike

no, DoppelCoop did through Mulholland Drive Dream Man.

>>85004695
why does that black nigger look like he has fake beard and eyebrows?

>>85005026
>This scene should be required watching for all new viewers.
seconded

FUCK YOU HIRO I'M NOT BUYING A PASS YOU GREEDY FUCK

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>>85004827
This is "good acting" according to David Lynch lmao

how come Lynch has more hair now that when he was younger?
I didn't even realize he was Gordon until watching the new series

>>85005029
She lives within 45 minutes driving distance from me. Should I try to fuk?

>>85005001
No it's his best film

>>85005075
>Mulholland Drive Dream Man.
Is that the guy who got LYNCHED so hard he fucking died?

FWWM is the most conflicting movie ever.
>Some of the greatest individual scenes I've seen ever (Voice of Love, Pink Room)
>On the other hand, horrible scene sequences and still confusing if you watched TOS

>>85005102
He let it grow out and tried different hairstyles.

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>>85005079
Fake beards are sold downstairs in the convenience store

>>85005117
exactly right.

I was glad to see him in S3, he's the type of nigga who was born to be in Lynch films

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>>85005117
his fate was ambiguous but winkies brought him back to serve papa lynch

>>85005122
>horrible scene sequences
no

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>>85005100
"catch you with my death bag" is the height of Frank Silva kino. Webm unrelated because I have to post media still.

>>85005052
You're probably gay.

>>85005172
>>85005146
these lodge niggers remind me so much of the hobo from Mulholland Dr

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you guys ready to brag to your normie friends about watching TP instead of GOT on Sunday?

>>85005026
Fun fact, that scene happens directly after the nuke is detonated that we saw in a recent episode. The same convenience store is shown in the nuke segment.

That meeting is the Lodge spirits first interaction in our world.

>>85004278
Is Mars the planet of creamed corn?

>>85005110
you want to fuck that? really?

>>85005183
so gay I never noticed his dick?

>>85005115
Well that's just silly.

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>>85005206
Mahjor…the garmonbozia…

>>85005172
why did his face fly away

anyone expected that this season would be much more scarier?
i remember getting shivers for shit like this >>85005172
but nothing else got me
i mean i'm enjoying it a lot anyway

>>85005214
>I've been to one of their meetings!
No, the meeting we see in FWWM is the one that Jeffries attended

The lodge spirits have had probably hundreds of meetings, what makes you think that meeting is the first?

>>85005214
do we have any idea how an entrance to the black lodge came to be in Twin Peaks?

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>>85005248
He learned a new trick from Major Briggs in The Zone

>>85005241
Nope, it's his best work

Although S3 has the potential to take that title

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>>85005255
>not getting shivers throughout the majority of episode 8

>>85005212
twin peaks give TWO plot twist

>>85005255
episode 8 is terrifying nigga

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>>85005273
It's been there since the days of the Nez Perce and the first cock-ase-i-ans' meeting with Twisted Hair. Later the giant / lodge inhabitants (unclear) altered the flow of rivers and caused great clouds to allow the whole tribe to escape the White man.

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The last few /tpg/s have actually been bretty gud. A marked improvement over the absolute trash of the past week.

>>85005295
thumbnail looks like quick rundown monkey

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>>85005255
What about the way this guy's lips don't match the words and the overall…everything…about the scene?

>>85005284
this was my favorite scene from the episode

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>>85005338
Monkey?

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How big a part will the Arm play in the rest of the story?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI
it doesn't get any better than this

>>85005399
He will be revealed as the final boss.

>>85005381
I'm sure we'll never get this answered and that's fine
but what the fuck is a single possible explanation for this
what was Lynch doing with a scene of a talking monkey addressing a character who is herself only mentioned in relation to the confusing and almost entirely cut-from-film character whose only trait is "is david bowie"

>>85004094
test

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>>85005399
The question is, if The Arm isn't a midget anymore and was always evolving, then does that mean that the tall figure and small figure actually represent The Giant and Ike the Spike?

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>>85005284
:^)

>>85005026
Why the FUCK was this cut from the final release? I didn't really like FWWM, but this is one of the most kino scenes in Twin Peaks.

>>85005331
last week was just weaboos invading the thread and shilling evangeloin

The black dog runs at night.

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>>85005437
Going to have to wait until The Final Dossier. Secret History had good Jeffries info.

>>85005259
We know Jeffries attended a meeting above a convenience store. I don't believe he said when it occurred. He could have been to any of the meetings after the first one. The reason I say that is because their behavior and what they say, points to them being new to our reality in that scene.

>>85005273
The previous poster answered correctly your question.

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>>85005464
>implying this very thread isn't brimming with weebs
do you know where you are son
>>85005489
>can't play with the pups during the day and run with the wolves at night

>>85004444

I doubt Ike's glass was clean. I doubt he could reach his hotel room sink.

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>>85005464
Still here, senpai, and will continue to be here.

Anyone else find it interesting how the Lodge has almost no technology, while the black and white place has heaps of it?

Why is the new season so shitty?

Did Coop experience 25 years of constant incomprehensible bullshit in the lodge, or did time flow quicker than that?

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>>85005519
He went to Judy's in Seattle and then they were THERE. He followed them…we sat for hours, silently

>>85005524
>do you know where you are son
Not on /a/?

>>85004500

Looking forward to seeing Mystery Man in Peaks

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>>85005555

>>85005519
>The reason I say that is because their behavior and what they say, points to them being new to our reality in that scene.
agree, especially the lines about intercourse and bob+the arm talking like they weren't very familiar yet

>>85005573
Notice how in the first shot, the banister of the staircase is transparent and you can see Bowie's arm through it.

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>>85005573
Also we know that Jeffries disappeared while on assignment in Buenos Aires, some time after 1983

>>85005573
Shh... You're not supposed to talk about Judy.

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>>85005555

>>85005653
HELLLLOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOO!

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>>85005582
>implying the very concept of 4chan wasn't weaboo in nature
>implying it's foundations aren't literally japanese
willful ignorance is still ignorance anon

>>85005613
>>85005519
To quote The Arm "Intercourse... between the two worlds."

That intercourse happened during the nuclear detonation. The Arm and all the other spirits were also birthed during it, we just only witnessed the birth of BOB and Laura in the show.

On that note, the scene with Laura and giant and fat bitch still has me confused.

>>85005552

The Red Room is the waiting room, not the black lodge

>>85005694
no-one cares about anime reaction images but when you start posting evangelion in a twin peaks thread you're just shitposting

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>>85005642
>>85005573
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>85005555
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
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>>84996927

>>85005713
Apparently, the giant is called the fireman now.

>>85005728
the idea that talking about something japanese on 4chan is somehow taboo because of the board or thread subject is dumb though

it should be expected at all times, frankly

>>85005728
>when you start posting evangelion in a twin peaks thread you're just shitposting
Did you somehow miss episode 8?

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>>85005555
>Plebs outing themselves yet again

>>85005795
>it should be expected to see the thread being hijacked by evafags

>>85004106
Based jumping man poster. Oh how we have missed thee.

i dont mind the pretentious nonsense a nonsense riddled throughout. But does everyone have....to.....talk....like...this. And...pause... for awkward....lengths...of...time....between....lines...

It's becomes clear to me. Lynch is senile and you guys are consuming his shit.

Only saving grace is Dougie and the the few Roadhouse scenes.

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>>85005834
i'd rather have /tpg/ hijacked by /a/ than a bunch of reznor dickriders from /mu/ desu, at least eva has some meat to it for discussion

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>>85005713
The chrome reflects our image. ELECTRICITY. We are descended from pure air. UP AND DOWN (like 60 Hz alternating current electricity). Intercourse between the two worlds.

It's electricity that allows intercourse between the two worlds.

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david lunch lol

>>85005248
"When I go children, I will pull that rip cord"

>>85005828
but why does it look so cheap?

>>85005596
>>85005755
>>85005828
Not an argument. If you're so hot an opinionated in regards to this show, surely you can defend your position and make a claim for the show's merits, no?

>>85005853
People like you are literally not the intended audience. Go watch something you actually enjoy

>>85005872
>donut disturb
Almost dropped it right there.

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JUST

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/tpg/, give me your top 3 musical related moments of S3, thus far.

>>85005939
TOGETHER

Alright faggots, I am currently slogging my way through season 2 in the hopes that the new season will actually be good. Someone please tell me it gets better

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>>85005055
You're right anon, thank you.

>>85005538
>rolls dice
>records data in notebook
>drink whiskey off-screen

>>85005939
Cool status: Always

>>85005777
>777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vbo4F6lS7w

>>85005947
1. My Prayer
2. Sleep Walk
3. Green Onions

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>>85005865
>i'd rather have /tpg/ hijacked by /a/ than a bunch of reznor dickriders from /mu/
>reznor dickriders
Take that back, not a /mu/ faggot but I like NiN

>>85005446
The Giant is the evolved spirit form of Dale Cooper. You read it here first

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>>85005939
>that tiny Arm furniture

>>85005966
Tell me about ike, why does he roll the dice

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>>85005947
• Thighs on the girl on the right of Au Revoir Simone, Part 3
• Thighs on the girl on the right of Au Revoir Simone, Part 9
• Mississippi

>>85005908

I enjoyed season 1 and 2. Why make something so different. Why not call it something else? I dont mind watching autistic people talking but it seems like Lynch lost his touch on this one.

There is not "intended audience". Just lynchtards eagerly consuming any plate of shit that says Lynch on it I guess.

>>85005939
cringekino

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>>85005865
Evafag here. Don't bully the NINfags.

>>85005947
>Penderecki Threnody during A-Bomb sequence
>Haunted ballroom music in yr pic related
>Shadow take me down End Titles thing

>>85005947
1.) Thredony for Hiroshima during the nuclear bomb scene
2.) Au Revoir Simone
3.) the other Au Revoir Simone appearance
a billion) NIN

>>85005953

spoilers: it gets worse.

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>>85005994
Strange that he's been hanging out in the woods scaring little kids for 100s of years then.

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>>85005979
pic related

kidding, but they were way, way worse than the eva fags with their derailing

>>85005953
The latter bits of season 2 are a bit boring but not that bad

>>85005953
Only on the last episode. Enjoy watching hours of filler that goes nowhere.

>>85005555
>>85005828
>>85005755
>>85005596

>implying
the Return is Lynch-lite. Mark Frost's shitty lore and the supernatural world building have ruined any artistic integrity or profundity the original show may have ever had. Twin Peaks on the whole is for plebs.

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>>85005893
>>85006083
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
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D

>>85005110
Id do it just to say I fucked Donna. She's probably desperate enough too. I can skip over the fact she had a Jub jub waterhead at the time

>>85006073

As if season 3 has been nothing but filler so far? I'd rather watch the adventures of Colonel Horne for a full season and watch another peanut shell sweeping scene or more cringey....dialogue...with....awkward....pauses.... and.....stares....

>>85006083
>>>/out/

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>>85006083
Oh shit, the "cannon" guy is back

>>85005947
This one https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85006140
Buddy I know you're >>85005853

You're retarded. You have shit taste. Not even worth arguing with. Go kill yourself and come back here tomorrow with a better attitude.

>>85005570
Probably a combo of both. Time isn't linear in the Lodges.

>>85005613
>>85005713
>>85005519
If that's the first meeting, why is MIKE'S arm separate from MIKE, why is MIKE absent? MIKE explicitly says that he had lived in that room with BOB for a time, before cutting off his arm and creating THE ARM.

>>85005953
Just wait for the Audrey's Prayer Badalamenti and Lynch combo and you will forgive S2 for every shitty thing and replay it 20 times and cry into your shirt in the vain hope that you're not really an emotional faggot that gets affected by things like this.

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>>85006182
>Go kill yourself and come back here tomorrow

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>>85006140
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
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H
E
D

What happened to eileen's legs

>>85006211
the first meeting between bob and the arm as an entity itself, not between mike and bob

>>85005893
Pros of Season 3:
>interesting storyline
>more lodge stuff / esoteric weird shit
>interesting use of music
>great acting from most people involved

Cons:
>product placement
>minor continuity errors
>some people might not like the songs chosen for each episode's end
>pacing is a bit slow

Neutral:
>effects have a DIY vibe to them (I personally like them though)

>>85006225
This guy was a little too good in this scene. Has he raped before?

>>85006243
The only negative for me is the music, zzz

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>>85006140
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
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H
E
D

>>85006295
god, my collection of lynched pictures is just growing and growing

>>85006182

Listen.....i....

never..... said.... i.....wasnt.... the.....same.... poster. (awkward 3 second pause)

go... back.... to....eating the diarrhea....that....lynch.... is.....feeding.....you.....

There, I tried to make it as autistic as possible so you could understand.

sincerely, Mr.Jackpots.

>>85006235
so then not the very first meeting

>>85005947
1. The Chair song when Bobby is talking to his mom
2. Windswept during scenes with Dougie
3. Lynch remix of American girl during Evil Coops introduction
this is not including any roadhouse songs

>>85006243
>product placement
who cares

>pacing is a bit slow
pleb detected

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>>85006211
• MIKE's original familiar = BOB
• MIKE's new familiar = The Arm

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>>85006324

>>85006356
interesting picks

>>85006243

>great acting

While there is SOME great acting - I personally dont find the awkward pacing and bizarre pauses between lines "great". Are you perchance autistic?

>>85006051
He's from the future past and was making sure events were put into motion. He's stuck in a causality loop. I'm mostly joking btw

uhhhhhrhhhh lyncht DDDX

>>85005947
>FOR THE LAST TIME
>Coop at the statue
>Windom Earle theme during the RR Diner credits where the seats change

>>85006372
>who cares
Lynch, at one point, before he became a sellout hack.

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>>85006058
>you are not people

>>85006380
this doesn't even make any sense

MIKE and THE ARM used to be one entity

why was THE ARM present at what is supposed to be the very first meeting, but MIKE is not?

the dialogue in that scene is very obviously referencing their entrance into our world, yes. but there's no indication that it was the very first meeting they held

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>>85006397

>>85006334
meh, this is a matter of clarity; i mean the first meeting between those spirits and bob proper with the arm, not the very first meeting ever

the arm's dialogue even sounds like he's giving bob a lodge tutorial or some shit but i'm not saying that definitely the case or anything and idk if the other anon was either, just speculating since that's all one can really do until everythings done and the fat lady has sung

>>85006458
Getting upset over a TV show having product placement is beyond retarded, they all do it. At least in Season 3 it's not obvious and always makes sense in context.

Heh heh, these lynched memes are pretty funny guys.

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>>85006295
I'm betting the gotta light woodsman is Bob
>woodsman crushes skulls
>Mr C playing with a guy's face which he then kills offscreen

>>85006416
>I personally dont find the awkward pacing and bizarre pauses between lines "great"

You are literally the only person bringing this up because you are so retarded that you see reality in slow motion.

why is season 3 not scary

>>85006513
I actually never noticed the product placement, idk if I've filtered it out or I'm just an unobservant idiot

>>85006334
>>85006489
desu that anon's theory fits so well that I'm willing to believe that Lynch just didn't give a shit about the continuity of MIKE and the Arm separating.

>>85005953
Skip all the James and Billy Zane scenes. You can also skip anything with Andy, Lucy, Dick and Ben's civil war stuff but I personally enjoy those. The important scenes are anything with Briggs, Earle, Dale and Annie, Ben after the civil war, Catherine, Pete and Josie. I'm probably forgetting some stuff but yeah

>>85005939
ʲᵘˢᵗ ʸᵒᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘ

>>85006599
the only thing I can even think of is maybe brand name food in the background of scenes, and computers

the other anon is autistic

>>85006654
there's quite a bit of pp, tbqhwy.

>>85006654
Also beige and red chairs on ebay.

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>>85006643
>mfw my mom walked in on this scene

what is the opposite of creamed corn?

>>85006689
What was lucy's game

>>85006619
>that anon's theory works so well except it doesn't in one crucial aspect but I'm willing to ignore that completely

the arm was obviously referencing their entrance into our world, but there's no reason why that would have been the first meeting.

>>85006548

Oh man.... am I gonna have to bring in some youtube links for you my little autistic pinto bean?

>>85006674
again, who cares

doesn't distract from the story

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>>85006654
first scene with evil cooper could literally be lifted out of a car ad

>>85006713
whatever DoppelCoop threw up before he went to jail

>>85006764
principals anon, people who have them care, and people who think david has them care
>>85006800
that would be one and the same

>>85006800
Pretty sure they just updated its appearance there

>>85006713
Coffee and cherry pie

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>>85006465
Scriptfag returns

>>85006724
The way they leave the Red Room after talking about who they are and where they're from and coming to an accord has an ominously exploratory feeling to it, like they're taking their first steps into our world.

>>85006372
What's interesting about the product placement though, is that it's showcasing a ton of competing brands. You see Alcatel, Apple, Microsoft, Dell, Blackberry, and Lenovo. There's so much conflicting shit that I'm beginning to doubt that it's product placement.

>>85006841
Lynch has had name brand fucking products in his films since Blue Velvet. There's including real life products in your movie and then there's getting money from corporations to advertise their products in your film, Lynch doesn't do that.

>>85006927
the arm seemed surprised at the appearance of the red room imo

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Why does Mark Frost claim in Secret History that "Pete's game was checkers…he didn't play chess." Has Mark Frost seen Season 2?

>>85006764
I don't care all that much. i can't even imagine how difficult it is to get something made to your own exacting standards these days, without selling out just a little bit.

Funding is the single most difficult part of any production.

THAT NEW THREAD YOU LIKE IS COMING BACK IN STYLE
>>85006887
>>85006887
>>85006887

>>85006711
James scenes are the ultimate "parent walks in" scenes.

>>85006971
Exactly. It's new territory.

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>>85006971
He was surprised that BOB had enough power to yank him into it. The meeting at the convenience store wasn't their first meeting or any nonsense like that, it was convened to decide what the fuck to do about BOB going batshit rogue. The solution was the ring, which The Arm presented and they cracked up. Then BOB LYNCHED him and sucked him into the lodge. Demonstrated his power level.

>>85006328
I feel embarrassed for you that you typed that all out. Go watch Walking Dead or a Netflix Marvel show if you want fast """""clever"""""" dialogue

>>85007010
>my dad walks in to tell me he loves the twin peaks theme

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>>85007055
>>85007019
this is what i meant by speculation
>>85007105
>Are ya winnin' son?!
>I DON'T KNOW DAD I DON'T KNOW JUST LEAVE
>YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

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>>85006328
>(awkward 3 second pause)

>>85006140
Boy you're making me so mad I'm gonna lose sleep over this please stop you're really good at baiting I don't even stand a chance leave me and my friends alone

>>85007010
That's why you just watch the whole series with your patrician parents like I did. FWWM got a little awkward tho desu.

>>85006980
Secret History isn't canon

Is Chrysta Bella's ass in the croatian leaks?

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>>85004170

CAN'T CLIMB TO HEAVEN ON THE CROSS