/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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david lunch lol

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Laura is the one

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>>84988235
/ourguys/

>>84988218
lol

>>84988264
This is from that Psyche episode, right?

What's the point of part 3?

ded show

>>84988393
coopper play myst

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>>84988470
doUGEi cozy

Who's here from another board and will be leaving after this season? Who's here from any of the four Disney threads?

http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/05/was-a-creature-resembling-a-giant-owl-recently-seen-in-chicago/

How does Bobby Briggs retain his boyish charm despite being a silver haired 45 year old?

>>84988161
thats a big hat

>>84988703
Lynch

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>>84988703
fifteen(50)

Is Mr. C eating a big bowl of creamed corn in Part 2 at the diner with Ray, Jack, and Daria?

Why is no one talking about the fact that Ray said he'd cut off Evil Coop at the farm to kill him but Evil Coop gets to the farm and we never see Ray?

>>84988877
Yes. Pretty sure Chad is also eating a bowl of creamed corn in episode 9 too

>>84988618
>Who's here from another board
what board u from

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*blocks your path*

>>84988931
you misheard

so
Twin Peaks, huh?

desu, I am suprised that Vedderfag hasn't showed up yet. Also no cuteposters.

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This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Laura's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and Laura moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

>>84989503
>I told him where I'm going (the farm) so if he comes after me I'll get him there

>>84989846
yeah dude.
hey i'll talk to you later man.

>>84989892
but was it rape tho? I heard Lynch can't get hard without rape being involved.

>>84989892
Is this fresh new copypasta I see before me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9yV2U9Sa0A
what did he mean by this?

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sky ferari is the one

https://youtu.be/L7MOIYj08qE?t=2m13s
>keep eye on donut
>not on hole

Have seen episodes 10 and 11. Ask only yes or no questions and not providing any source. The Dugpa people that have these leaks are fucking insane and made me give them lots of personal information before they gave me leaks.

Amanda Seyfried is Shelly's daughter, but who was father?

>>84990154
ugly

>>84990334
are you Croatian?
>>84990362
Gordon :^)

>>84990334
Lora is the one?

>>84990419
No and as far as I know the Croatia meme is mostly if not entirely fake. The only leak I heard of was brief and in Germany. There are a lot of ways these episodes seem to slip through the cracks but I'm 99% certain the Dugpa moderators are all collaborating with DL on how to keep them secret because they fucking purged their website and like I said I basically had to dox myself in order to gain access.

>>84990334
Jeffrice is alive?

>>84990154
who the fuck is that ugly bitch?

>>84990067
>braaps the doll back to life
what an absolute legend

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Daily Reminder that this image and anything like it are from the Twin Peaks parody episode of Psych

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where is audery?

>>84990488
shes the new laura

>>84990536
Is that ep worth watching?

>>84990439
Yes. That line is directly said by someone you would not expect. (Leaving some mystery.)

>>84990480
Yes. Rewatch.

>>84990541
have we seen her?
is she the head?
why one eye?

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>>84990537
I hope, if they follow up with the Johnny plotline in the next episode, we'll finally see her or at least get confirmation we'll see her SOON.

the only time that snarky jew from x files was any good is twin peaks
x files utterly unwatchable

>>84990570
it's okay
worth a half watch while checking the phone

>>84990605
isn't she in a coma?

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>>84990154
>tfw no methfu

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>>84990570
/ourgals/

>>84990570

It's dull as hell. Was still cool at the time to see all the actors though.

WILL COOP FINALLY GET WITH AUDREY?

>>84990712
no. I think the Doc said in his Skype talk with Truman she was in a coma, meaning she used to be but not anymore. But hell, maybe Lynch will throw a curveball and she actually still is in one.

>>84988235
>>84988280
Spin-off starring them and Ike The Skype WHEN

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>>84990605

This week's blurb at the bottom of commercialsihate mentions Johnny. It's white text though, has to be highlighted.

>>84990934
oh nice, thanks for showing that, anon. I'm feeling hopeful now.

>>84990058
no it's old as fuck stale ass liam neeson vs. portman pasta

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>>84990870
Nope. He will get with Laura.

mysticism is supposed to be at the edges of show

not 99% of it

the ugly jew broad side kik to lynch is painful to watch preen as is the clown feminist cunt whoever the fuck shes supposed to be

>>84991020
L Y N C H E D

>>84990934
Fuck, this means important screen time will be wasted with disgusting Audrey filler

>>84990934
so
>Johnny didn't die
>someone visits him, possibly at hospital
Who would have a reason to visit him?

atomic power is mankinda futre salvation

not a demon bringing evil

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>>84991046
>Audrey
>filler
umm, r00d

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Croatian here, just letting everyone know are Laura is able to exit the black lodge in the next episode is when shit gets real. Episode 10 and 11 are reminiscent of the old twin peaks. Then 12 and 13 even more so. Train of nostalgic episodes coming your way.

>>84991082
why didn't they fug

>>84991101
my dad works at croatia and I can confirm that his poster's information is reliable

>>84991145
cooper is a good man
laura flynn boyle who was kyle's gf opposed the relationship

>>84990570
It's a fun parody/homage but it's a little uncreative with its references and jokes. Still it's got Leland, Laura, Audrey, Bobby, the red head gold digger and Harold.

>>84991283
>red headed gold digger
You mean the 13-year-old assassin dispatched to kill The Watcher in the Woods and further evil extradimensional entities' plans

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>>84991145

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This is the chair and Laura is the one in it

>>84991426
she was 18 though, so that doesn't count

>>84990605
How the fuck can anyone watch this gif and not tell me that Audrey is best girl?

post rare milf sheryl

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considering all the women are old hags now Nadine is the best one

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>>84991101
STOP

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>>84991654
>you will never wake up in the same bed as beautiful mature sheryl lee

>>84991435
Wow, cute!

I would put some hot shemales in the show

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>>84991772
No you won't, this is true.

does anyone here listen to whitehouse

>>84991435
Why is she always wearing figure hiding clothes? Is she insecute or something?

>>84991426
She was 18 and the age of consent in Washington is 16.

>>84992027
A Cunt Like You is a great song

>>84991573
Lucy is still cute. kys senpai

Laura is the one.

>>84992398
she's the only one

>>84992398
There's fire where you are going.

>>84992398
>probably the first episode with Audrey in it (judging by the phrase at the bottom of CommercialsIHate)
>the episode is called "Laura Is the One"

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>>84992145
She has the chest of a 10 year old thai boy, please do not mock Sheryl

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>tfw new eps of twin peaks is the only thing i live for

LET'S THINK OUT LOUD

>>84992514
me too
i started modding skyrim again just to just be able to bear the waiting

COOPER FLEW THE COOP!

>>84992315
yup bennett's vocal performance is incredible

totally animalistic

>>84992505
I want to kiss that boy's tummy

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>>84992398
HMM

>>84992974
>1+118 is 119

hoLY SHIT

>>84993038
ONEONE
NINE

>>84991048
Could be Audrey, Ben, his mom, a nurse, the ghost of Laura, any of the cops. Could be anyone really

>>84990605
I'm sorry but the fact that Audrey survived that bomb completely ruins the character for me.

which episonde in orig twin peaks did major die in fire at military instalation ?

>>84993131
how so? just the fact that she survived in an unbelievable situation? I mean, that's really not the character's fault.
>>84993180
didn't happen in the original. Briggs survived the original show.

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Sheryl Lee is a very kind and friendly woman who is also CUTEST!!

>>84993131
No harm can penetrate Audrey's supreme aura of best girl.

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>>84992505
little muffins in the fridge are pretty!

>>84993213
It's not her fault, but c'mon. The explosion went through the wall and there is no way anyone could have survived. Not to mention she was chained to a metal door which would've been even more damage.

If anything, she should be like a dream character or something. Not "she's in a coma"

>>84993131
Yeah the lazy retcon there is unbelieveable

>Pete is all the way across the huge vault from her
>Bomb explodes like a second after the open the safe
>"lol but actually Pete managed to cross the whole vault and protect her with his body in half a second"

REMEMBER THOSE OLD WORLD WAR TWO MOVIES???

>>84993131
She was on the outside of the bank door and Pete shielded her.

>>84990362
James

>>84993381
It's not that lazy when it's basically meant to be a tribute to Jack Nance. He died in real life and people want Audrey. Seems like the obvious conclusion.

>>84991837
I know, right? When the casino floor manager offered "Dougie Jones" a stay at the hotel for free + free "companionship", all I could think was SHEMALES NOW BRING THEM TO MY ROOM. Dougie get 2 rides from Sarina.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kv0gvFWgSs

>>84992027
Favourite Power Electronics lads

>>84993691
>this video is not available
just for me or everyone else too? I'm in Eastern-Yurope.

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>>84991048
Bozo, he's breathing heavily on the floor. Audrey will visit, it is known. Unfortunately she'll be a crazed bald weirdo like IRL.

>>84993180
Secret History of Twin Peaks ends with Briggs realizing Mr. C isn't Cooper and heading off to the installation to initiate the *M*A*Y*D*A*Y* procedure.

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This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed The Log Lady's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and The Log Lady moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

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Can we talk about how Annie and Sky's character laugh in almost exactly the same way after a penguin is mentioned?

>>84993131
>>84993213
Pete jumped on her like a live grenade and sacrificed himself to save her. Canon, Twin Peaks newspaper clippings about the explosion confirm.

Whats the link to the principals site? I lost it. We should add that to the pastebin.

>>84993669
yeah baby!

>>84993813
Secret History of Twin Peaks is not cannon

>>84993875
Blacked.com I think

>>84993843
Penguins walk like a man. Giant owls as big as a man are also birds. This confirms that the rash is leftover from abduction.

>>84993131
Imagine being this autistic.

>>84993899
But it is canon. Take it up with Lynch, he's the one who had Carl announce that he's an abduction victim.

>>84993436
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

>>84993899
you are correct, it is not heavy munitions but rather a side-piece detailing further intricacies in the recently revived series known as twin peaks, written by fellow producer mark frost, who will also be producing the very FINAL piece of twin peaks media, which will have the definitive ending within

>>84993970
Norma's mum

>>84993813
what the fucsk secret hsitory of twin peaks

>>84993875
http://thesearchforthezone.com

>>84994010
go away normie

check the pastebin if you're poor and can't afford nice things, but after that, really seriously just go away

>>84988931
I just figured it didn't work out how Ray wanted it too. Coop was at the farm for maybe 10, 15 minutes total, maybe Ray expected him to stay longer

>>84993980
The Final Dossier was compiled prior to the events of "The Return", Tammy ends by hoping everything will become clear once the restricted files of the FBI (the "Final Dossier") are made available to her.

Unless her not knowing who Phillip Jeffries is on the show means that she gets pulled off active duty after the show and granted access to Twin Peaks' secret history compilation. Like Cole digs up the box in Part 15 or something. Or Bobby and Hawk and Truman find it at Jack Rabbit's Palace, buried by you know.

>>84993927
Quite the leap of logic.

>>84994010
It's a fanfic about the bad half of Season 2, not worth your time.

>>84994006
That part was written by Agent Cooper, prior to her mother returning. It's the story he was able to gather from the evidence available and the townspeople. The Archivist never got a chance to correct it because when Norma's mother came to town he was outside of space and time for 3 days, then had to go burn to death in a fire (AKA hibernate in The Zone before floating his head up to the white lodge).

>>84993970
so is secret history canon or season 2 canon? they can't both be canon. Secret History states that Norma's mom died before the show even starts, despite her being a character in season 2. It also states that Lana won the Miss Twin Peaks contest, among other discrepancies.

If s2 isn't canon, then FWWM isn't either.

So you think the 2nd season and FWWM are less canon than a book of shitty fanfiction? Wow man, that's pretty dumb!

>>84994223
This.

Lynch should've called the new season Secret History of Twin Peaks: The Return if that was the case

>>84994116
But Douglas Milford is only seen for a second in Season 2?

I was still trying to decide if I want to proceed watching this show, esp after the disaster that was Episode 8.

However, while deciding, I noticed that fewer and fewer people are both rating and reviewing the show.

Does that mean people have checked out? I wonder what their Neilsen ratings are?

Eventually I watched Ep 9. I was NOT impressed.

>>84994307
Is this a pasta

>>84994223
Lynch said that the book Frost's history of Twin Peaks and that he hasn't even read it.

>>84994223
No, Agent Cooper states that within his section of Secret History. It was never corrected because The Archivist was abducted by a dark-robed figure while he saw all of time unroll before him and had important information downloaded into his brain via electricity. When he returned he had more important things to do than correct a local interest story in the archives.

>>84994307
literally who cares what you do in your life

>>84994307
L

>>84994339
That the book is Frost's history of Twin Peaks*

>>84994307
What kind of bland ass taste does someone need to have to think that episode 8 was anywhere near a disaster?

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>tfw you miss old /tpg/

>>84994223
>It also states that Lana won the Miss Twin Peaks contest, among other discrepancies.
Maybe your hilarious Twin Peaks wiki states that, just like it states that when Nixon went to Homestead Air Force Base in Florida and saw a gray alien that it was actually Hanscom Air Force Base in Massachusetts and The Experiment in the same glass box. It wasn't though, and it never says it is. So keep on reading that wiki, maybe it will be corrected one day so you can decide that Secret History is accurate.

>>84994307
>after the disaster that was Episode 8

Kys yourself

Anything that isn't on the screen is not canon.

>>84991020
She's too pretty to be feminist. They've explicitly ogled her and allowed for the audience too.

Bros, I'm worried. Does Twin Peaks air around the same time that Game of Thrones does?

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>>84994627
Why would such an irrelevance give you cause for concern?

>>84994627
>tfw twin peaks, game of thrones, and sf5 evo finals are all happening around the same time

>>84994483
He's hiding his boner under Laura's pillow

>>84994618
>She's too pretty to be a caricature of a feminist

which twin peaks girl do you want to hock a loogie on you?

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>>84994497
bitch i've read the secret history and it is stated.

Also Lynch has gone on record as saying that he's never read the damn book. I don't know why you're defending it so hard. it's decently written but it doesn't really function as either a novel or book of apocrypha. It was just a cash-in.

>>84994865
Sounds like you're mad that you couldn't piece together the information within it in order to enlighten yourself.

>>84994865
Tell me what page it is stated that Nixon went to Hanscom Air Force Base and saw The Experiment in the same glass box contraption depicted on the show.

I continue to contend that Nixon went to Homestead Air Force Base in Florida and that what was seen had large black eyes, unlike The Experiment. I also contend that no mention of a glass box setup was offered.

>>84994865
>Also Lynch has gone on record as saying that he's never read the damn book

What difference does this make? The book was made after they finished writing the script, you dumb cunt.

>>84994865
Mark Frost is the writer, David Lynch is the visual man. Deal with it. Your hero is a screwdriver guy.

>>84994865
>Also Lynch has gone on record as saying that he's never read the damn book
This is the most important part.

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>arguing over something that amounts to little more than a fanfic-esque cashgrab

>>84995014

We shoudl've gotten Engels instead, he's a better writer than Frost and doesn't dwelve into this level of AUTISTIC lore. FWWM is better than the show anyway, so I wonder why wasn't he called back

Thank got Game Of Shits starts this week. Hopefully some of the fag/got/s leave.

>>84995014
>t. someone who hasn't read the mark frost script for the s2 finale

He is literally a hack and would've ruined Twin Peaks finale, which would've resulted in no Season 3.

>>84995080
How do you ruin a finale of a show that isn't gonna come back for 25 years?

>>84995073
>and doesn't dwelve into this level of AUTISTIC lore

Kek, you really don't know what you're talking about.

>>84995128
Care to explain, I don't remember Engels writing a book about TP

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>This is the formica table.
>This is the girl.
>This is the water, and this is the well.
>This is the chair.

>>84995080
Yup, I'm not scriptfag so I don't go around thinking that non-exist-ent scenes are canon.

>>84995122
if you have to ask this you haven't read the mark frost s2 finale script, where BOB is a fucking dentist

>>84991941
Where can I get this hat?

>>84995244
Among other things, he literally planned the Lodge spirits to be aliens from a planet of creamed corn.

>>84995078
Yeah then we can get all of these "Secret History isn't canon LOL" faggots out of here. Same people will return to their /got/ and can go on in there about how G.R.R.M. books aren't canon, only the show.

>>84995380
noboy's saying that the unfilmed s2 finale is canon, it's absolutely not. but it is proof that frost is an utter hack. If he was the sole writer for the return and lynch was just directing, the return would be utter shit, guaranteed

>>84995380
They would've been "the" cannon if it wasn't for Lynch.

Lynch saved Twin Peaks by shutting Frost out of the most important episode.

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>>84995078
Faggots?

>>84995455
You're still on about your heavy ordinance? There's never been a single cannon in any Twin Peaks media, let alone entire bodies of work being a cannon.

>>84995421

Those were just ideas floating around though, nothing concrete, plus he did a terrific job with FWWM, why wouldn't you trust him with the new season?
Now with Frost it's pure unfiltered lore autismo to the point where it's obnoxious, I don't need to know all THAT, this sin't the Lord Of The Rings.

>>84995536
This is the average Frost fan, I rest my case.

>>84995582
Holy shit, this guy really is going full "JRR Tolkien isn't canon, only Peter Jackson". Get to /got/ quick so you can school all of them on GURM having nothing to do with Game of Thrones.

>>84995595
This is the average /got/ fan, who believes that only things he can watch on his phone are real since books are hard.

>>84993972
PRACE YOUR BETS NAO!

annie was hottest adn the older gal from diner

if I wrote it coop woulda fucked audrey hard

>>84995646
How is this even a parallel, do me a favor and never reply to me again

Name a plebbier taste trio in Twin Peaks:
>Mark Frost
>James and Evelyn
>The Nine Inch Nails

>>84995772
Frost - absolute hack
James - Patrician
Evelyn - top tier mommy waifu
NIN - decent band

>>84991020
Too lynched

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I said we're NOT talking about judy!

>>84993691
OH ANGELO

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>>84995766

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LFB > Fenn

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>>84996554

http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/05/was-a-creature-resembling-a-giant-owl-recently-seen-in-chicago/

"On the same evening, a separate incident in Chicago involved what witnesses likened to a “Lechuza” (this refers to a humanlike, and often shape-shifting birdlike monster in Mexican folklore). The creature observed, according to the report, resembled a large owl.

“We walked over there and saw what looked like a big owl,” the witness described in a brief report. “As we walked up on it, this owl stood up on two feet and looked right at us. We saw what looked like a huge Lechuza, except it was about six feet tall and really big. It had large glowing red eyes that were completely freaking everybody out.”"

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>>84996591

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>We're going to Fuck Horn, South Dakota
What did he mean by this?

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What the gay is all this dumb Jeffries spam image shit

>>84991020
>mysticism is supposed to be at the edges of show
>not 99% of it
kek LYNCHED FAG

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We're not gonna talk about cute maids appearing.

>>84996670
I don't appreciate your language one bit kernal.

>>84996670
Why do you think he told the Colonel that he doesn't appreciate that kind of language?

>>84996370
she looks hot as fuck there. I mean, twig body and big long head aside, still looking hot there

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>>84996648

WHO THE FUCK WAS THE GODDAMN MUFFIN???

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>>84996744

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>>84991020
You just can't appreciate this level of acting mastery

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>>84996777
Hand over the muffins Laura

Anyone else post bait purely for a LYNCHED reply? It's addicting.

>>84996723
>>84996733
Colonelmind

>>84996824
>implying this was acting and not just footage of them on break during filming that they spliced into the show for the lulz

>>84996824
Tammy is awkard anytime
explain me why?
she is supposed to be hot

>>84996923
It's 2 minutes of human hips trying not to look into a camera

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rate this

>>84996824
I enjoy her scenes because painfully it's obvious she's in way over her head.

>>84996777
You're the muffin

>>84996824
WOAH!

>>84997049
Jade give 2 rides

>>84996698
WHAT HAPPENED TO JOSIE??
seriously why was she only 65 pounds?

Does it piss off anyone else when Laura takes a tiny bump of cocaine, spills ½ of it, then leaves ¼ of it stuck to her nose's exterior? Then she acts like she's on heroin.

>>84997141
weight of the soul taken off

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>>84997166
she acts like Lynch put a roofie in her drink and raped her before shooting

>>84997049
I rate it. "How many times Audrey is in season 3 /10"

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>>84997232
half a cameo more then LFB

>>84997141
She got knobbed

>>84997141

Laura ate too much of her pussy.

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>>84997263

>>84996824
scene is pretty good if you bear in mind that the character in the middle is the creator, positioned between a older actress he has worked with for ages vs the younger actress being called eye candy

but cole only has eyes for diane, he glances at tammy all of once

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yfw they all hang together

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1996
the time when MISSING PIECES was a dream

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>>84997263
It's not best Donna so I don't care desu family, also

>Laura

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>>84997400
Best Donna has perfect tits

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Reminder Bobby was always the best character besides Coop and maybe Major Briggs

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Best Donna holding Audrey

>>84997391
I wonder what's a those addresses now.

>>84997489
inferior donna

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>tfw downloading season 2 blu-ray rips that've been split into 3 parts for each episode and you're only on 7.2 and terrified that the rest of the links will get taken down before you get to 22

>>84997562
Then why don't you post what she looks like today then , ':^]

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>>84997655
What is the actual point of getting old. Just end it all at 40.

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>>84996691

>not realizing the Jeffries spam makes the thread comfy and kino af

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>>84997495
team blackie

>>84997719
I mean, her problem wasn't getting old, it was going ful retard with plastic surgery.

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>>84997263

>>84997719
irish ageing

nuke boston soon

>>84997752
One Eyed Jacks looks sooooo comfy

>>84997719
She still might look good if she didn't fall for the botox meme.

Man, i wish i could talk about Judy. Just a little bit.

>>84997788
Lynch and Kyle are Irish

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>>84997792

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>>84997718

This is very important.

>>84997572
>Not buying The Entire Mystery blu ray

Get out.

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>>84997752
yfw
Audrey gets same Card for
One Eyed Jack
and
Earle's set

Is bobby's mum named judy

>>84997812
I'm going to talk about Judy

>>84997835
Kyle has Scottish, Cornish and German ancestry.

Lynch's maternal great-grandparents were Finnish, and had immigrated to the United States from Finland in the 19th century.[11] Lynch was raised a Presbyterian.

>>84997839
What's the appeal?
Just look at her flat ass, built like a 10 year old boy

>>84997792
That room with the bar, the pool tables, the wood finish everyfuckingwhere & the soft lighting.

Truly the pinnacle of comfy.

>>84997882
You don't know what you're playing with, anon.

>>84997889
that is what I like

>>84997859
when was this?

fuk u 4chan 5 rounds capcha

>>84997889
fag alert

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>>84997882

>>84997885
Lynch is as Irish as it gets you autist

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>>84997932

>>84997934
bigtime

maachen is part german which means ass in effect
just amll n tigh tnot liek fat asses hes used to or guys asses

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>>84997882

>>84997967
well guess what potato nigger?

he's not!!

u fucktard!!
Lynch's maternal great-grandparents were Finnish, and had immigrated to the United States from Finland in the 19th century.[11] Lynch was raised a Presbyterian.

NOT IRISH
NOT CATHOLIC

FUCKTARD

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>>84998000

>>84997924
>>84997946
>>84998000
So Jud-................ *Levitates and Head pops off*

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>>84997934
>>84997980
You guys think this is attractive?

>>84997970
>>84997932
>>84997859

here

>>84997592
>Dear Bob

>>84998024
This scene was stupid and I'm glad it got cut. Lynch is a fucking hack.

>>84997914
the wood finish really does it for me, I bet it's warm inside too

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>>84998049
here here

>>84997495
Bobby is annoying, he acts like a cokehead all the time. I wish Leo had beaten up him hard 25 years ago.

>>84998020
>surname Lynch
>looks Irish

good enough for me, besides Fins aren't even white

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>>84998075

>>84998048
yes
very

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>>84998048
Shellyfags BTFO

>>84998144
Read >>84996861

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>>84998048

>>84998255
How'd you guess?

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>>84998048
Sure do buddy

>>84998304
looks like perfection to me

>>84998130
lol

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>>84998294
Cause I'm actually fbi

>>84995973
>>84995973
>>84995973
>>84995973
>>84995973

move

>>84997655
yeah I don't care what she looks like now, I care what she looked like in the show

>>84997495
Pete is cool

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Why is tpg so dead? Also posting best Donna and her cumable eyebrows.

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why are Andy and Lucy scenes ALWAYS shit

>>84997718
You mean Matchden

>>84998486
Because it's being memed to death. No one is really talking about the show

>>84997980
>just amll n tigh tnot liek fat asses hes used to or guys asses

Can this be the next thread's theme?

>>84997489
>perfect tits
>look like a tube sock with cake mix in them

>>84993899
I only some of it isn't canon in that it has an unreliable narrators. Parts definitely are though
>>8499433
The book was already written after they had outlined this season. He didn't need to read it.

>>84989123
not him but I only come to tv for these threads.
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