wine

DUDE

>>84864392
Jackie Chan's Who am I?

>>84864392
Filth (2013)

>>84864409
ALCOHOL ISN'T A DRUG

Sicario

>>84864392
>wine

LONDON

>Getting drunk on wine
Are you a gril?

>>84864461
WOW YOU HAVE SUCH A HOT DEBATE THERE M8, YOU COULD ARGUE FOR HOURS AND HOURS HOLY SHIT

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY

NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK
FUCKING FAGGOT

In Bruges is always fun drunk

>>84864497
LMAO

>drinking the liquid jew

Might as well watch an Adam Sandler comedy or something.

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>getting drunk is an occasion
lads

i want dumb cross posters who don't exclusively get drunk off of the official drink of /tv/ to return back to /v/eddit.

sideways

>>84864480
Not OP but it's cheap, strong and gets you fucked up quick. Tastes like assholes but drinking horrible liquid that tastes bad makes you a man

>>84864529
>posting on the forum jew
>watching the tv jew
>reading the book jew
>voting for the political jew
>masturbating to the pornographic jew
>eating the dietary jew
>paying for the insurance/landlord jew
>breathing the oxygen jew

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>tfw wish i could get drunk
>tfw wagie now and have to get up in the morning and work

Im so horny... i wish a girl would touch me again...
I like Daddario's mammarios

>>84864392
Glengarry Glen Ross

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>>84864621
>not just dealing with the hangover every day
getting drunk at the end of the day is the only reason to get through the day anyway
apply yourself

>>84864392
I'm watching Mad Men I think that would be appropriate even though you're not looking for tv shows.

>>84864497
weedfags everyone

>>84864558
Vodka is even cheaper and gets you fucked up twice as fast.

>>84864723
Also tastes like hand sanitizer

No thx

>>84864676
Yep, I drown 11 - 12 beers a night, every night for the past 8 years

>>84864392
Drunken Master

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>>84864777
trips of truth
>tfw just turned 27

>>84864392

Fifth Element

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>He drinks for the taste

>>84864558
>it's cheap, strong and gets you fucked up quick
>strong
>12% abv
just buy some Popov you fucking pussy

>>84864774
Figures that a person retarded enough to dislike vodka would know what hand sanitizer tastes like.

>>84864777
Fatty

>>84864480
drinking the roman drink makes you a girl. sure bud tell me how much we're all fags and enjoy your shit soco.

>>84864676
>hangover every day
just snack while you drink and then drink some water afterwards you mong

>>84864855
the guy who writes that horseshit is such an insufferable douche

>>84864709
how far are you my guy? I just finished the series and was going to say some shit that might have not happened yet

>>84864392
>Franzia
Truly the best bang for your buck alcohol.
For a 12% wine at 5 liters for $18, you get way more pure alcohol than buying even a cheap bottle of vodka.

>>84864877
Not even him but ur retarded or a nigger if u like straight vodka over wine

>>84864774
you do know that if you take a shot or two of vodka and make a shitty mixed drink with whatever juice you have you will still have a stronger drink than slutwine

>>84864777

How much of a fat shit are you?

>getting drunk on wine

Fucking pussy

>>84864965
Its not about the taste. Mix it with coke or juice and get nice and fucked.

>>84864897
revisit this post when you've reached a point in your life where you can't sleep without getting completely drunk and see how that works out for you

>>84864965
Vodka is the most patrician and white drink around. Sorry that you can't handle it, Jamal.

>>84864882
>>84864976

Pls no bully, I'm 6'2" and like 16 stone, I'm fine

Plus I'm a type 1 diabetic

>>84864723
>Vodka is even cheaper
Incorrect.
Do the math, see how much alcohol you're getting for the price you pay.
A box of cheap wine is way cheaper and you get twice the amount of alcohol, you just have to drink more.

>>84864723
You can't really drink pure spirits. You sip them if you want them to last.

Wine you can chug, it's nice. When I was super poor I put away a $2 of Barefoot every night.

my coworkers became mildly concerned.

>>84865008
>16 stone

What is this in non retarded units?

>>84864929
Just starting the second season. I'm very glad Peggy lost that weight, I couldn't stand seeing her fake fat prosthetics.

>>84864713
Lol

>>84864998
>implying i'm not already there
my alcoholic father taught me how to drink properly enough to be able to function the next day

>>84864544
this is awesome OP

>>84865058
okay champ, hope you have a chipper morning tomorrow courtesy of your pops

I'm about to join a trade so now I can only really get fucked up by drinking.
Does anything taste better than rum/coke or am I just a pleb?

>>84864956
THIS

I also mix it 75% wine and 25% water, stretch that shit out and you can be drunk from dawn to dusk no problems

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>>84864607
>drinking the Fermented Jew

>>84864970
>>84864992
>needing to mix anything with your shitty alcoholic beverage to be able to drink it

Wine>vodka

>>84865031
What kind of flaming faggot "sips" vodka?

>>84865014
>Incorrect.
>The box costs $15 for five liters
>3$/liter of 12% alcohol
>cheap vodka ~9$/liter of 40% alcohol
>basically 3x price for 3.33x efficiency
go kill yourself

>>84865107
I don't need to mix it.
I slam them down because I'm a degenerate alchy.
I said that you could mix it if you cant stand the taste.

>>84865142
>cheap vodka at $9 a liter
Absolutely undrinkable unless heavily mixed. The box of wine is actually palatable.

>>84865044
honestly the physical changes the characters make are pretty comfy throughout

>>84865100

I love bourbon straight or on the rocks personally.

>>84865161
>Absolutely undrinkable
the point is not taste you pussy, it is getting drunk

I like grapes

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>>84865222

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>>84865161
What a fucking faggot.

>Abloobloo the alkyhole was too strong for me, mummy!

>>84865138
I know you're summer.

>hoo hoo i drink just like the guys on mad men!!

go fuck yourself child

>>84865301
spot the low functioning alcoholic

thats not wine
its goon

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>>84864392
Since this thread turned into a big debate, here is a movie. Enjoy it m8

Nice thread Lads thanks for the yous

>>84865328
Literally nobody on the fucking planet "sips" vodka, sweetie. Enjoy "sipping" your wine and watching meme shows so you can reference them on /tv/.

ITT:

Faggots that get drunk as fast as possible and pass out

&

Patricians who sip on wine or beer over the space of 5+ hours enjoying movies and television shows after work

>>84865517

I drink for 8+ hours every Saturday. All I drink is cheap whiskey and vodka.

>>84865517
>still possessing the capability to enjoy things

Fuck off, normie cunt.

>>84865560
this

>>84864809
Ironically the best choice

>>84865560
I only enjoy it because I'm drunk you faggot

>>84864392
>tfw five months sober
I used to watch 2001 on repeat while working my way through a handle of vodka.

>>84865517
I do both those things depending how I feel at the time. Sometimes I just want to get drunk real quick. Sometimes I want to savor it and enjoy some movies.

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>wine

>>84864539
>>>/fit/ and lay off the sauce my dude we are all going to [/spoiler]make it[/spoiler]

>>84865656
Based Xev.

>>84864539
Start going to A.A. it saved my life

>>84865656
>wallaroo_trail.webm

>>84865168
All I know is Christina Hendricks is THICC like oh my fucking god thick

>>84865000
That wud be gin

>>84865656
>>84865687

Is Xev kino?

>drunk 24/7 for roughly ten years
>suddenly stop one day

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>>84865763

Wouldn't that kill you?

>>84865762
>those preg tits
>all that mommy kino

Got a job interview in half an hour and I'm absolutely shitting myself

>drink whiskey for hours after girl bullshit
>break into friends house naked

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>>84865627
Haha, I feel that, broski! I especially enjoy the part of the evening where my beautiful wife brings me a steak to have with my wine and then blows me while I eat it and watch the latest Adam Sandler movie! Only us /tv/ outcasts know such pain, right?

>>84865739
Go back to sleep, grandma.

>>84866069
I'm a 36yr old divorcee with no kids and 3 cats, fuck off

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>drinking rye whiskey
>bit drunk
>have to be up at 8 AM tomorrow (today technically)
>have to really take a shit, have had to for hours now
>can't because bathroom reeks from last person using it

>>84866121
unrelated but I feel like the demos for 4chan have shifted heavily since the election. 2010-2015 was still 19-24 for the most part. Now there are depressed old people too.

>>84866254
I've been here for 9 years.
The demos have changed because we can never leave.

>>84866254
Depressed old people have been on this site longer than you think.

I've been drunk before. cheezy scifie, or sitcoms, are the best movies to watch. forget them, FUCKEM

>>84866254
>not being depressed while still 19-24
enjoy enjoying yourself

>>84866290
20. I've been here for 6 years. /lit/ may have actually improved my life by bullying me into reading other shit than fantasy/sci-fi at a young age. I feel like my relationship with women is irrevocably stunted though.

>>84864863
>>84864723

Have you ever drank a certain kind of alcohol to the point where just smelling it makes you want to throw up? I hit vodka like a freight train when I was 18/19 and now my body rejects it in smell, taste and thoughts. I do miss Smirnoff double blacks when I'm out, they are good value for money and they got me buzzed quick.

Spirits in general make me feel hungover and shit the next day wine is the kindest to my body and wallet if I want to get obliterated.

>>84864392
protect

>>84866473
Tequila destroys me.
I can drink anything else and wake up fine, but drinking tequila makes me want to die.

>drinking any vodka other than Tito's

Oh my

who /goon/ here

>>84865035
300 pebbles

>>84864392
Taxi Driver. Also Wine sucks

>tfw already sobering up

>>84864392
speed racer

>>84864497
I care, being that I'm civilized and all. Wine is great tbqhwy

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>>84866254
>>84866290

Fucking this. Anons act surprised when they learn there are "older" people on 4chan because they're a bunch of newfags who've only been here since the election, or gamergate, or the news pieces on the hacker known as anonymous, or the bomb threat pasta, or fucking habbo raids or whatever other flavor of the month shitstorm it is that dumps more faggots onto this site. I'm almost 30 and I discovered 4chan 11 fucking years ago. Older people aren't coming here, the people who've always been here have gotten older.

Remember kids, you're here forever.

>>84864461
alcohol, sugar, sex and breathing air are drugs anon

>Being this much of a picky faggot

Whatever gets you drunk works but you faggots will argue about anything

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I don't get alcoholics. Getting wasted feels unpleasant. It's better to just keep a steady buzz through the night.

>>84864409
ALCOHOL

>>84864543
your new is showing

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>tfw I drink the most hipster of hipster microbrews and wine

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I have about 3-7 drinks a day. I'm never shitfaced or have a hangover, I just maintain a buzz for 3-5 hours.

But everything I've read suggests it may be destroying my internal organs. Not sure what to think desu.

>>84864392

Pic related

>>84868537
LMAO

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>>84868616
>tfw there are so many beer options I can drink a new kind of beer every time I go to the liquor store
don't get the coconut cream ale it's pretty terrible.

>>84868513
it's better to use opium based products. fuck alcohol

>>84867014
This too be honest, senpaitachi

>>84868451
Fuck off, we dont argue about everything

>>84864497
Based capsposter

>>84864607
Triggered

>>84864885
The only manly drink is watered down beer anon, everyone knows this.

>>84868513
Kino.

>>84865161
Is that supposed to be cheap? Svedka is like 10 and that's easily drinkable.

>>84866625
right here mate

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>drinking cheap alcohol

Explain yourselves, cucks.

>tfw hate beer but love wine

lost in translation is best experience while drunk

This is the gayest drunk thread I've ever seen.
I'm not saying you're all little millennial shits but bitching on wine probably shows your age.

>>84864497
I care

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>>84867024
>sex is a drug

is /tv/ straight edge then?

>>84864676
What do you do friend?

>>84864461
>Alcohol isn't a drug
It's a drink.

>>84864855

Beer tastes incredible and if it doesn't for you then it's the first indication you should do a testosterone test

>>84871708
Alcohol isn't a drink. There's just drinks that contain alcohol.

>>84871740
really makes you drink

>>84871740
Watch this and thank me later.

https://youtu.be/MIAJemmO-bg

How fast should I drink a bottle of wine to get drunk? I always ALWAYS have to have a couple pints after a bottle which makes me wonder if I drink it too slowly. Takes me about 2 hours to have a bottle to myself.

I never get drunk anymore cause the hangover just feels so absolutely awful. It wasn't like this a few years ago.

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>it's perfectly fine to drink alcohol nothing bad will happen

>>84872500
yeah this. it gets so much worse. as I started nearing 30, hangovers increasingly hit me with nausea, anxiety and outright depression the likes of which I'd never known before

>>84865202
>AMERICAN LOGIC

>>84864774
>causing my body harm should be an enjoyable experience
Faggot

>>84867014
I mean, the Habbo raids were a pretty long time ago at this point, but aside from that yeah

>>84866625
>>84869517
knobheads

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>wine a day
>good for your

>weed a day
>lung throat and mouth cancer

>>84864885
romans were fags and pedos
they had bathhouses for exclusively taking it up the butt

>>84869575
it all goes down the toilet in the end

>>84868513
it's to sleep without nightmares

You can't get drunk from wine

>>84874792
Whenever I'm home alone I drink as shit ton so I can sleep without worrying about aliens

>>84871732
he would probably have more testosterone if anything because beer is known to raise estrogen levels in the body

>DUDE IM DRUNK LMAO

The original dudeweed posting. I have to assume that people who make these threads are getting drunk for maybe their second or third time in their life, which likely means they are children or autistic manchildren. please leave this planet cringelord

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>2 years ago
>able to come home after a day of drinking and watch a film to completion

If I'd tried to do that now, I fall asleep almost immediately. Is this what it's like to get old?

>>84864392
I have never been able to get drunk off wine. I can drink a few beers and get drunk, or drink a 1/3 of a bottle of liquor. But I never seem to get anything from wine, even after drinking a whole bottle. It's really strange since alcohol is alcohol. Can anyone explain this? Anyone experience the same?

>>84875266
you're simply just retarded

kys

>>84875381
What does me being retarded have anything to do with it? Are you retarded and speaking on the matter from experience?

Silence was a good watch during a hangover, feeling pain made the movie feel more relatable.