>killing this thread> edition
NO IRL DEATH OR GORE
JUST TELEVISION AND MOVIE DEATH SCENES FOR MEME PORPOISES
spoiler tags for new or relevant shit etc idk
DO
NOT
WATCH
if you g
if youre the last to post a kill
if you're the last to kill this thread you're not a faggot
anybody else is a faggot
>killing this thread
>>84827579
bump
>severely maiming and disfiguring this thread
>leaving the plane of this thread
>>84829897
comfy
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>>84827923
spicy new oc
Is it exactly 3.0 limit here?
>headsploding this thread
>>84827579
what is this from again?
>>84830649
this
>>84827579
>shoot her in the head
>but no in the brainpart
>just the cheekbone
what did he mean by this?
>>84827923
what movie? cant find anything with janitor
>>84831567
nvm found it
Lesson of the Evil
had to google some weird shit man
>>84827692
all she had to do was not pass a note for the physicists kid
>>84827579
Did this happen Dexter?
I feel like some dumb non-consequential shit like this happened to non-character
>>84831774
VANE?
>>84828062
ruined by camerawork and lighting, there's better examples of this type of gore. plus the guy is swinging like a pussy, no way is he doing much damage with those swings, even with a heavy bottomed extinguisher
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>>84829609
my dikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>84832360
Give me better examples please
>>84832510
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>84832534
4
if anybody is inclined, I'd like more expanse webms please
>>84832360
>no way is he doing much damage with those swings
Have you ever held a fire extinguisher? You don't have to swing like fucking Barry Bonds in order to do some damage.
>>84832819
europe was a mistake
>>84828152
what the fuck is this?
>>84832819
holy shit I would be terrified
>>84828152
>>84832819
lol
>>84828152
>>84828152
>>84832981
kek
>>84827579
>>84827692
Gonna need sauce on these two.
>>84832856
dead snow 2. It's pretty fun.
>>84832694
I still need to finish season 2
Forgot how much Mortimer and tilda swinton are nude in this film.
>>84832819
holy shit, story?
>>84833978
Angela Merkel imports a new working slave class to replace the old ageing one.Things don't go according to plan.
You want death kino, eh?
>>84834052
kek
>>84833287
Second is The Americans, early in the 4th season I think.
>>84833928
Looked it up.
Turns out in a NC-17 movie.
>>84834070
I think Steven seagal would be perfectly cast in a movie about a man who lives in a world, like the Truman show, that was made for him to be an action hero. Wherein he has no idea he's actually terrible and people just run up to him and let him cut their arm off even though they've got a gun.
But he's too stupid to even realize that its all fake even when there's massive budget cuts to the show.
>>84834365
Reminds me of my idea of a movie about making a movie and have a actor who trying to convince the producer that his character shouldn't die.
played by Sean Bean.
>>84833247
>GERMANY AWAKE!
kek
>>84827579
This is the most vanilla of all executions I have ever scene.
>>84827579
Roastie BTFO
>>84830448
kek
>>84829995
maximum /comf/
>succubusing this thread
>>84833247
>Nerve gas
>not zyklon b
>>84827579
>>84832819
america was a mistake
>>84832607
>>84832898
every time this one makes me laugh
>>84834523
sounds pretentious and meta. you're probably a fan of birdman
>>84834523
One does not simply let Sean Bean live
>>84835059
Read the thread anon, we are joking about silly meta movie concepts.
>>84834832
Here in Burgerland, that would be legally defensible circumstances for lethal force, with a personally owned firearm.
America has made a fuckton of mistakes admittedly, but our self-defense laws are fairly pragmatic, compared to some.
>>84832819
Europeans fault for not accommodating them right.
Night all
>>84835926
Night
>being dragged off this thread
>using this thread as a bullet shield
>shooting this thread in the face with a fleshy tooth gun
>>84837378
wrone pic
>gassing this thread
>>84832486
My Dick just went into cardiac arrest.
>>84837585
horrible way to go
>protecting this thread with a bullet proof vest
>>84827923
>people are running away while he is reloading
Does fear really make you do that?
>>84837754
>tfw rise of the machines
>>84827896
Neither of them change their point of aim so they're just missing a lot.
>>84837794
>>84837795
>>84834792
>people will seriously go to jail for life over robbing someone of a credit card and a cell phone
i hate poor people who resort to being criminals, atleast sell drugs, no one carries cash on them anymore.
>>84837821
Poor robot
>>84837821
I burst out laughing at :40. I understand what they're doing but it looks so fucking mean.
I unironically love Carrie 2 more than the original.
>>84837815
>>84837794
I was so into NBK and JFK and shit when I was an edgy teen. I need to rewatch them now that I'm an edgy adult.
>>84830077
>Posts dubs man
>Gets dubs
Mirin
>heating up this thread
>>84837920
same, but I think they hold up, JFK most definitely
>>84832534
wow that was fucking boring why would anyone ever turn that into a webm?
>>84837726
fuck man, i'm still butthurt /tv/ doesn't have sound webms. this shit was hilarious with the music
>>84837922
noice
>>84837922
It keeps happening
>>84837922
is itmeme magic
>>84832848
All of those women and children fleeing the terrible war! Really makes you think.
>>84837997
having a fucking giggle
>>84838009
>>84832510
hnnnnggg
>>84837985
Why don't we?
>>84828152
I like how they come in hand slam an axe into her head, then in the close up her head is fine.
Nice continuity.
>>84838062
What a fantastic gif.
>waiting for 149
How do you think Keira felt during this filming?
>>84838299
probably so goddamn jelly
>this is someone's job
Only 20 more seasons.
wish half you retards would have read the OP
>>84838353
Too specific for me, tbqh.
Here's Star Wars dying.
>>84838348
What's a Lannister doing in Detroit?
>>84838353
>>84838367
yeah I'm OP and I dumped all of mine immediately. Now I'm playing the long game
>>84832628
EVERY instance of emily blunt
>>84838398
Oh okay cool. Well let's get to posting.
Very important posting going on here.
>>84829642
Must have had some good ass Kino on for that year
>tfw have no idea what I have left that I could >killing this thread with
>tfw every time I find something I post it immediately
Say goodbye to this.
>>84838520
I like the part where she waves []spoileratme/spoiler[]
>>84838293
kek
>>84838517
i was going to post this
>>84838070
>webm threads and life irl
>make a character who was short-lived in the comics live a while later
>kill him off when he finally starts being interesting, more so than the "main" character
>>84834572
It's also just plain wrong. You can barely kill someone by shooting them like that, let alone kill them instantly.
>>84827579
>shooting in the cheek
he's lucky if she dies from drowning in her blood, what a fucking retard
>>84830649
>>84830855
American Horror story S3.
It's the same girl that plays the slut maid in S1.
>>84838520
>Say goodbye to attractive german women
It's not exactly common at the moment
>>84838382
>the horror
>the horror
>>84837997
This webm looks like it was filmed for a soap opera. The default setting for my TV also made movies and shows look like this. What is going on to make them look so shitty?
>no season 4
>>84838299
Is dat some Hayley Jugswell?
>>84838774
You already know.
>>84838660
she's too goddamn aesthetic
>bursting this thread
>>84838579
i stole it :(
I'm not even sure if this is rule breaking material but it's definitely related to film and someone dying, so.
>>84838872
>>84838872
Damn, what was this for? A documentary? I didn't realize just how old he looked near the end.
I hope it's not against the rules, even if it is a little nasty.
>>84838930
"Life.Itself.2014.LIMITED.DOCU.BRRip.XviD.MP3-RARBG" is all I can give you for a title, friend. I'd guess yeah some kind of documentary since I am no detective but "DOCU" kind of gives me a feelin'.
idk what this is
>goofing the getaway on this thread
>>84838348
Jaime invades Dorne
>>84839050
Blade ending. Fun little flick.
>inb4 someone replies to me with the full thing and tells me I suck for uploading a letterbox shortened version
Yes yes I know.
>>84839063
Source? Is it by any chance Getaway?
>>84838587
Die Hard 2 was too goddamn stupid 4me
They plane was out of fuel. Planes that are out of fuel don't cartoonishly explode on a fairly safe crash, fucking REnny
>>84834523
Stranger Than Fiction.
>>84827579
Shoots her in the jaw
>she instantly dies
Shiggy
>>84839204
>jaw
He clearly shot her in the temple
>>84839219
no he pretty much straight up shoots her in the ear canal exiting the jaw. If she didn't bleed out or was found in an amount of time she'd be deaf and probably blind and her mouth would be all fucked up but her brain would be fully in tact.
Also shooting someone in temple isn't the best way to not kill someone. Shoot them behind the ear. That's where the lizard brain is. Shooting at the temple is often just offending the monkey brain and or missing it all together.
>>84839219
I'm not this anon
>>84839259
He didn't shoot her in the jaw
>>84839279
I mean did
FUCK
>>84837791
Maybe. But I don't think a bunch of people would gather themselves together in a small room while it's blatantly obvious he's going to kill everyone. At that point someone would rush him and it would snowball from there.
>>84839279
Looks like that shot would enter at the hinge of the jaw, and exit through the opposite cheek. Wouldn't exactly be a fun experience, but I reckon it would pass underneath the brain case altogether.
>>84839279
>>84839292
Yeah, the Jaw and the ear canal are the same region. If the bullet or bone fragment doesn't hit her brain stem, which it doesn't look like it would, there likely wouldn't be any immediate catestrophic brain injury
>>84839279
Jesus, yeah and the angle at which the gun is pointed means the bullet will just blow out her teeth and a portion of her tongue before breaking her jaw on its way out. She'd maybe die of blood loss but that would take hours. She's be flailing on the floor in pain for a while before shock finally takes her and lets her sleep off a horrible death.
No redhead deserves this. She's super hot.
>>84839333
And this is why you should always observe proper health and safety procedures on site. If the good father had been wearing a hard hat, high-vis tabard, and steel-toed footwear then this wouldn't have happened.
>>84838196
Only plebs care about continuity. Even Kubrick didn't.
>>84839333
What fucking movie is this?
I need to watch it.
>>84838451
Best Ghost Rider movie.
Perfect, OP, finally got one.
>>84839370
This man constructs
>>84830195
>spicy new oc
>youtube watermark
You're disgusting
>>84839383
Superstition (1982)
I used Google: "priest gets killed by rotating saw"
>>84839383
Superstition from 1982. Weird movie but I think I liked it.
>>84839402
goofed you good dingus
>pushing this thread
>>84839427
HELP HELP
>>84839462
That's a really good prop!
>>84827923
>Directed by Miike
I could see that coming
>>84839462
that's really good for a McGinty movie
>>84839458
Hurry up you wimp!...crunch
>>84839427
TO THE LIMIT
>>84839498
>144
>>84839495
>not having a machete folded 10 times
>>84839506
CUTE
>>84839508
>not having a kitchen knife dulled by rocks
>>84837997
>>84838699
High frame rate, it seems. Amazing for vidya, but shit for movies since it makes everything look faker because you can see it without the blur that your mind creates between frames.
>>84839506
what's he gonna post? what's he gonna post?
Was he too good for this show?
>>84839533
Hey that's the mom from Ginger snaps.
fufck i fofrgot the greentext i panicked
Well who is making another one with no dumb stipulations?
>>84839541
why are they all crying?
>murdering this threads family
>>84839592
How did you post this.
>>84839592
nice ending to a fun thread
>>84834362
HEY IT'S THE GOVERNOR FROM WALKING DEAD
>>84839588
There was some rap performance about slavery or something
>>84839533
By God where's the rest I NEED IT NAO
>>84839617
>delete post
>make new post
easy
>>84829642
sause?
>>84839642
Mimi Ledger I think. Mimi something for sure.
NEW THREAD WHERE GUYS COME ON.
>>84839684
The Aviator, Howard Hughes was a helluva drug
>>84839685
Mimi Rogers or something, introduced tom cruise to scientology iirc
>>84839699
Well good on her, they taught him how to overcome dyslexiaand drain thetans by touch
>>84839672
Oh okay.
>>84839767
curse her juicy jewess thighs!
>KILLING THIS GODDAMN THREQDA
>>84839785
And just general "fuck me" vibes. Nice looking tits, too.
IS THERE ANOTHER THREAD? I HAVE GARBAGE TO SPAM.
ill make one
>>84839846
yung nigga move that dope
>>84839823
Link here pls
>>84839878
wot
>>84839910
The NEW THREAD, ASSHOLE
DAMN YOU PEOPLE, THIS IS GOLF, NOT A ROCK CONCERT
>>84839946
>being this new
chu think this shit is niggra >>84839846
context clues
>>84839995
shit you're right this is my first couple hours on 4chinz :)
upvoted!
>raccoons are fighting outside my window to the death
>>84840016
epic
>>84840241
X ^ D
>>84838872
Proof that movie <critics> are the worst people.
>>84840355
Well they usually make no sense. Honestly movie critics are a fucking joke. Armond White made an entire career out of becoming a comical movie critic and everyone gets mad at his reviews rather than understanding that the man is an artistic genius who is ripping an entire medium.
>>84838872
Is death really worse than this?
>>84840467
Are you saying I am wrong? If you honestly value White's career and opinions, you are so beyond saving I don't know what to tell you.
The man is a comedian's comedian. He is clearly seeking thrills and shock in every review. He brings up other directors when they're not even REMOTELY comparable. It's hilarious if you can read between the lines. The man is a parody of himself which is a parody of and in itself. You really have to be paying attention to appreciate the comedic genius. Every word is poetry only because it mocks what it is.
>>84829609
what is this from
>>84832929
>aryan goddess
>jew
sure
>>84840507
All Cheerleaders Must Die
Fun B movie
>>84827661
GlauNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!
wait is that two Glau or just similar..?
>>84828152
americans really do this? taking dump next to a bathing person?
>>84827710
wow that really fucking unnerved me
>>84840467
He was expecting to get better. He died the day he was getting ready to go home.
>>84840770
A: They're Finns.
B: I sure as fuck don't.
>>84839540
this, always thought this since they started pumping out high frame rate tvs but no one else understood, was infuriating
>>84840770
>white people
>>84837393
>>84837378
I love this fucking movie
>>84840787
was it the part where they hammer his scalp into the roof of his mouth or the part where they cut him in twine longways starting at the balls?
>>84840813
at least whites do it in the bathroom, Abu