ONLY
THE
BEST
WEBEMES
OF
THE
FUCK
YOU
>/gif/ webm's have sound
>/tv/ wbm's don't
Hiro bring grave dishonour to the board.
what is the greatest webm literally ever?
>>84839871
how do they hide the camera like this? do they cover it in greenscreen material and chroma key it out or something?
>>84839897
>what is the greatest webm literally ever?
>>84839897
>>84839906
it looks like it was maybe a fucking jib arm. That or a dude with a movi or something. Either way I'm pretty sure it was just a lot of south Korean labor hours spent scrubbing everything. Everything is goddamn mirrors.
>>84839897
Everytime
>>84839940
Is this what they mean by "kino"?
>>84839899
Who is this cum dumpster?
>>84839917
>Emilia we need you to emote more with your eyebrows please
>more Emilia!
>>84839960
I always put names in the filename, friend
>>84839950
u no it
>>84839838
>nobody linked to this in the old thread
Listen I am too drunk and tired for this shit guys, you have to help a brother out.
Now, webm spamming begins.
>>84839899
so simpatico... so charming
>>84839984
>tfw no autistic Taytay gf
>>84839989
http://www.showhermythailand.com/
>>84839999
how that nigga have a bottom half
>>84839999
ok that's pretty cool
>>84839976
>Tfw phoneposter
What's the name
>>84840036
Friendly reminder that Jeff Goldblum wrecked that ass
>>84839984
>Not learning how to use chopsticks from anime
>>84840029
Cybernetics, he was a robo spider for awhile too.
>>84840029
Robot legs. He didn't die according to canon. But I haven't seen any of the animated shows so I can't speak on anything more.
>>84840032
Yeah I thought so too. Weird, respectable attention to detail considering they never had to bother.
>>84840048
anyone have the webm of her getting shot in the head?
>>84840038
Kylie Minogue
I am going to tell you, just this one time, because she is my waifu
>>84840038
tap on the area where you see the filesize
>>84840048
He's Jeff Goldblum. He was half of the reason a Wes Anderson movie and the entire reason Jurassic Park was watchable. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
>>84840062
Here's one for your collection
>the only reason people watch Riverdale.webm
>>84839999
holy shit
>>84839979
>>84839940
I thought this would be even more enjoyable with sound but I just watched the video and the music barely syncs up with what she's doing.
>>84840093
Veronica looks like an owl.
>>84839981
was linked in the old thread 10 minutes before your post
>>84840081
wait wot
>>84840109
who is tits mcgee?
>>84840115
unf dat Denise
>>84840115
Yes thank you if you went through that effort of following my posts I'm sure you see the moment of my realization and how much of a god damn idiot I am and when I become self aware of that fact at times.
The fact that you feel the need to point this out to me when my self realization is so apparent means I have bad news anon: we're not so different.
Now. Post.
>>84840121
They never come off ever I don't think so it doesn't matter.
>>84840070
Working, thanks senpai.
>>84839838
wtf
i love beef arms now
>>84840038
>phoneposter AND clearly underaged
It's baffling to imagine "adults" not being there for KyleRenaissance 2000-2003
Her perfect thighs in Spinning Around will be forever be burned into my neurons
>Spinning Around
>Kids
>that Olympics performance
>Can't get you out of my head
>Slow
>In Your Eyes
>THAT lingerie ad
I feel so blessed
>>84840171
dat Aly
>>84840192
You mean dat Joey?
>>84840182
My gentleman of colour
>>84840182
they obviously weren't asking about the kylie webm you loser
An actual decent movie sequence.
>>84840171
I fucking hate amber tamblyn
>open new tap
>www.bing.com
>aly michalka fappening
you did this to me anons
An actual sexy movie sequence Jesus Christ when will she fucking murder me with her tits and thighs listen people I just want out.
>>84840250
You brought it upon yourself
>>84840250
>bing
>>84840152
>anon posting
>expects me to identify all of his posts
Just having a giggle with you mate.
>me at 23 somehow
>>84840289
Ya kinda followed me to a degree though, my man. My horrible posting has a scent, I think you followed it for a while at least.
Either way have a good one.
>>84840278
>not knowing bing is the best for nudes and porn
>>84840278
bing>>>>>>>>google for searching for porn nudes and lewds
>>84840321
>>84840317
I did not know that, Hawaii Five-O wasn't full of shit after all!!
>>84840323
>450,000 phone calls [laughs]
>>84840306
Nah, saw a post complaining about lack of link. Responded to it. Get some sleep anon.
What's it actually like knowing you're only valued for your tits?
Clearly damaging, it made her seek out reduction surgery as a fucking teenager. Which is interesting, because chances are they weren't quite done growing yet.
Yet she also says she "love her scars" and all of the respects her body blah blah. If you respect your body, why ruin it with horrid lines that look like a butcher got to your tits?
Kind of amazing, to me. She must know how badly she is fumbling the easy path of being a sex idol since she has already ruined it as it was beginning.
>>84840376
Fuck , her hair is so immaculate here, like a doll..
>>84840376
>>84840171
Why is the worst House girl in two and a half men?
>>84840323
>>84839917
Aaaaah I hate her face so much I really get unseething rage within me whenever she does that stupid fucking look which she does CONSTANTLY FUCK
>>84840390
>Sofia told her not to do it
Why won't titcalfs listen to their titcow elders
>>84840369
I mean you're still proving my point, my man. You followed the threads.
But it's okay. I work nights, if you're worried (sounds like you are).
Just post and have fun, okay?
>>84840420
>filename
kek
/SQUIRRELGIRL/ GENERALS
FUCKING
WHEN
>>84840445
I UNDERSTAND
>>84840482
>anons will be posting this fat bitch more often
Disgusting.
>>84840482
>down syndrome Squirrel Girl is now obsolete
Yay
>>84840482
I can't believe we've gotten to the point where Squirrel Girl is going to be in the movies
Who's next, Forbrush Man?
>>84840445
I like you anon, but I don't think you are understanding and I think it may be to do with a lack of sleep.
>>84840498
problem friendo?
>>84840503
It's for a TV series actually.
>>84840506
Wouldn't it be "due", m'lord?
Hey man, as long as we're having fun, right?
snackm8
>>84840528
I wanna brushy brushy her chompers
>>84840151
She is the prettiest lol
>>84840524
Just you wait, she'll show up in Infinity Wars to stomp Thanos
>your fist time
>>84840501
I'd fuck that retard
>>84840528
May be due to - May be to do with - both work.
Yes it's all in good fun anon
>>84839838
Why are her pits so cute lads?
>>84840571
>be that fat
>have those wide of hips
>still no ass
Bitch needs to do some squats.
>>84840592
How do you guys extract webms from your movies/ video files? Quite simply, what software works and what doesn't.
>>84840585
Haha realized my mistake as soon as I typed it. But glad you gave me such a great response of understanding.
Live and let live, my man. Keep being a personality without a name.
>>84840617
google 'webm for retards', seriously
>>84840617
I use movie maker and both webm for retards and xmedia recode.
>>84840592
For the longest time I thought she was Hispanic.
>>84840610
CUTE
>>84840648
BONGO BONGO BONGO
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO
>>84840610
>tfw a girl could never do that to you
manlets don't know how lucky they really are
post oc
>>84840617
I use final cut to clip although I'm sure there's free ways and whatever. Then convert-video-online lets you choose sound and size options etc.
Anything works as long as it's webm and under 3mb.
>>84840625
>Live and let live, my man. Keep being a personality without a name
You too anon
>that webm kek
>>84840704
That movie any good? Glad Evans could do a successful film that doesn't require him to wield the shield
>>84840698
>manlets don't know how lucky they really are
That's because they'll never learn
>>84840445
This is hilarious. What's the source?
>>84840673
>>84840727
>Teal Redmann
AYYYY
>>84840736
Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends -S03E01- Hypnosis
>>84840748
>AYYYY
Such a shame she seems to have retired so early
She was the hottest girl to ever appear on Gilmore Girls
>>84840250
Fappening in order of importance
>jlaw
>abigail spencer
>lake bell
>kate upton
>aly michalka
>>84840778
Rachel Nichols wins for me because I had always wanted to see her amazing boobies and TA DA
>>84840811
I
DIDIN'T
KNOW
ABOUT
NICHOLStoday is off to a production start
>>84840843
see >>>/hr/2868034
specifically between >>2880581 and >>2880581
>>84840879
CUTE BOOBS
>>84839957
jiggle jiggle never realized how big her milkies are
>>84840987
>not realizing this until now
You sound like a fag.
>>84840863
>>84840884
I was at a techno festival where this was playing on the screens during Dax J's set
>>84839838
seriously Wtf is she doing ?
>>84840528
must be frustrating always being second best emma frogfu
>>84840987
It's not like she hides them, anon
>>84841009
relax
>>84840192
is it her belly button?
>>84841045
*behind frogfu
FRIcK I look like a total dip now
>>84841052
hhnnngf
>>84839903
Fucking christ, that was shit
>>84841057
Yes
I cant remember why he pulls the piercing out
>>84839960
Jesus, how young are you?
>>84840223
That's exactly what they were asking for you fucking mong.
>>84840812
pfft
>>84840407
She has the eyes of a Vampire
>>84841259
>W-why didn't you like my beach movie, anon?
>>84841264
>ywn be frogged by emma
>>84841274
Because a manlet and a roid ape took up all the screen time
>>84841259
>She has the eyes of a Vampire
pfft succubus doy. read a book for once in your life
>>84841305
Fuck off, gimp.
>>84840863
is she ok?
>>84841178
no they weren't
>>84841359
She's fine anon
>>84841409
Imagine being this retarded. Sad.
>>84841417
>>84840863
Now post the scene from Irreversible
>>84841486
>Get on your knees! On your knees! I'm gonna take care of you. On your knees! Lay down! Lay down! Shut your mouth! Damn! You must have one tight ass! I'll take care of you, slut! Who buys your classy dresses? Your man dress you like that? Only a fag would let you go out like that! Little whore! Shut your trap or I'll strangle you! Got it? Shut up or I'll strangle you!Spread your legs! Spread your legs, bitch! Shut up! Don't move. Don't move! I'm gonna fuck your ass. I'm gonna blast your shit hole! I'm gonna fuck your ass like never before! Fucking little whore! Don't move. Don't move. You like being fucked in the ass? Your old man fuck your ass? You like that? Don't move, cunt! Don't move, don't move. Don't move, don't move, don't move. Don't move, shit! Don't move, don't move, don't move, I said. Fucking shit! What a fucking tight ass you got! I'm gonna blast your fucking ass! You shit on me and you're dead, got it? Fucking high-class swine! Shit, you got a tight ass! A real little faggot's ass! I don't normally like this. Fucking rich bitch! But this ain't bad! Huh? You gonna shut up, little whore? Take this in your ass, cunt! You never been reamed like this before, huh? You bleeding or you wet? Opens up real good, your ass! You bleeding? Fucking shit! That's so good! So fucking good! Tell daddy it's good! Say, Daddy it's good! Call me daddy! Call me daddy! Call me daddy, fucking cunt! Shut your trap! Shit! Holy shit! Jesus Christ! Shit! Awesome!
>>84840915
>>84840938
>the Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
at last my soul can finally rest.
>>84841544
>heat seekers
>managing to target a single person on a sunny autumn day
>>84841544
pfft fake and gay
>>84841568
Gru's a big guy, plus they probably have basic lock on systems as well
>>84841544
>>84839999
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>84841571
best girl
what frame rates and settings are best?
I'm noticing dropped frames and stuff in some of muh oc
>>84841655
Qui-Gon sucks
>>84841783
Like is there dropped frames or is Scorsese that hard to watch without audio?
>>84841918
>stray frame at beginning.
>>84841918
there's a rogue frame yeah
>>84841783
Just don't be shit and you're good
>>84841568
>why is this children's movie not realistic
>>84841010
>leaving the house
disgusting
>>84841902
brilliant
>>84840884
shes the gal from that one movie where the guy from the dinosaur movie gives her a right slapping
>>84842118
>>84842161
you can briefly see the shotgun barrel I think
>>84842176
looks worse than that sanitised hollywood bullshit my man
>>84839906
the glass would be CGI
>>84841902
He din wan no trabble
This guy's so good.
Anyone else got the urge to go to /gif/ to fap to the celebm thread because of this thread?
>>84842159
>Auntie, no!
>>84842339
I could just fap to my own webms tbqha
I made a lot of the ones there
>>84842332
When will they learn?
>>84842386
be gone succubus!
>>84842276
I believe you
>>84839906
>how do they hide the camera like this?
She isn't there. She was shot on sound stage with four cameras capturing her movement from each angle. The entire thing is a lie.
Or they just shot it with a technocrane on location with the mirrors as is, then spent forever scrubbing out the camera from all the reflections.
>>84842403
Imagine being Jimmy in this scene and having to be all like "damn, Amber Heard, you fuckin' likable, all moral with your life decisions and capable of compassion. I would totally be friends with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is go make more viral videos on degeneracy backfiring. Like seriously imagine having to be Jimmy and not only sit in that chair while Amber Heard mimicked human behavior in front of you, the practiced mannerisms barely concealing her HPD and avarice, and just sit there while she drug those cock-stained lips across your face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous emulation of adorable behavior but her insincere gratitude as everyone on set tells her she's A GOOD GIRL and DAMN, AMBER HEARD IS KIND LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her dead sociopath face contort into types of horrific, exaggerated smiles you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been hosting nothing but a healthy diet of chads and waifus and later alleged victims of short airtime for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Brooklyn. You've never even seen anything this fucking disingenuous before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's coated the length of every dick the talent-less whore has gagged on to reach your show, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "caring (for that is what she calls herself)" nature, the nature she worked so hard for with public relations experts in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could roast every single person in this room before the studio security shut you up, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Jimmy. You're not going to lose your contract over this. Just bear it. Smile a big smile and bear it.
>>84842388
RIGHT NOW
>>84842403
*blocks your space funding*
>>84842386
TAKE DAT BRA OFF
>>84842524
>When keeping itreelgoes wrong
>>84842463
>Based Jackie being beaten by the white man
TRIGGERED
>>84842159
Dare I say she looks better now than she did then?
>>84842708
Dare, dare!
>>84842708
Tough call
trigger warning, containsColbert
>>84842754
Here, she looks more like she does today. In the other webm, I guess she's very young and hasn't quite filled out yet.
>>84842754
shes pretty but what the fuck is she doing? shes acting so retarded
>>84840274
Live Action Cindy
>>84842805
>retarded
>not DTF
her eggs are ready there, chum
>>84842784
But how does she still look so young?
>>84842840
You're gotta eat ALL the placentas.
But yeah, there's a few lines in her face but she's held up remarkably well, like Tom Cruise well.
>>84842955
>tiszta.szivvel
>Stabbing a cripple in the leg
do they not understand his condition?
>>84839871
There is something that I don't like with this video. Is it the dance? Bad acting I can't quite tell..
>>84839871
this is cringy as fuck
>>84839957
I love her. She is onto something. Trashy pop but catchy as fuck.
>>84843103
>what is she looking at?
>>84843154
what are some of her good songs?
>>84843103
Compare and contrast, same director, different bands and dancing leads, actually never knew Walken had dancing credits to his name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABz2m0olmPg
>>84843162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0b1tdAfW2I
>>84843181
Walken was brilliant as the Horseman
>>84840036
Why on earth didn't Malcolm bury his face in that ass?
>>84843218
>>84843221
As was Ray Park
>>84843245
He also missed his chance with Hayden Panietierre
It's a damn shame the movie performed poorly, it's honestly Burton at his best.
>>84843295
Brilliant premise and design, but Depp and Ricci just don't seem to make it work
>>84840528
>not the version with sound
i think the song was "your type"
>>84840261
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS POST THE OTHER ONES
Such an imposing and frightful character, sans a head everything menacing about it comes from the body language, it actually reminds me of how Batman moves in the Burton movies and onwards up til TDK, due to the restrictive cowl
>>84843265
What was Malcolm thinking?
>>84840103
What exactly IS she doing? Having a seizure?
>>84839917
Wait... this isn`t an uncanny valley test? That guy isn`t beside one of those facial expression robots?
>>84840110
I'd eat her pellets, if you know what I mean
>>84843589
animatronics are cutting edge
>>84840117
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thursday_(film)
>Angry that he cannot help her, she decides to kill him. But not before she ties him up to a chair, fellates him to force an erection, strips naked and proceeds to mount and rape him. She tells him she will not kill him until he orgasms and she plans to go on until she makes him get an orgasm. Delivering on her word, she reaches multiple orgasms, but gets no results from him. While Dallas reaches a third orgasm, Billy breaks in and shoots her, splattering her blood all over Casey, his walls and his floor.
>>84843679
>Not wanting to turn her head 180 degrees
BOO!
>>84843718
How will roasties ever recover, goddamn
>>84840846
is this a live action Metalocalypse?
>>84839871
Is this art?
>>84840229
>Anything to declare?
>Yeah, don't go to England.
>>84843757
Way too inefficient for one of their concerts
>>84839897
what the fuck is he doing?
>>84839897
i dont get it
>>84840915
Does he have birds in his ass?
>>84840110
who?
>>84843937
Nice.
>>84843876
>>84843834
>not understanding how to make kino
https://youtu.be/da8s9m4zEpo?t=1m2s
>>84843248
Good god I was not prepared.
>>84839899
Wtf I love Australia now
>>84843886
it's a metaphor
>>84844182
>hidden behind jellyfish, gators, rockfish, Dangeroos, dropbears and petrol slurping aborigines there are exceptionally hot women
Danger 5 taught me this especially
>>84843658
FUUCK disappear for like 1 hour and miss the >kiling this thread op pfft
>>84840109
>>84840121
>>84840152
mia zarring and yes she does have nudes
>>84839838
>leaving ausfags in charge of webm threads
mistakes were made
>>84843817
literally yes
>>3055849
>>>/ic/3055758
>>84844525
top kek nowhere is safe
>>84840987
BOIIIIINNNGGGGG
>>84840566
>ywn be in the fuck bunker with dobby
>>84840261
Who is this? Asking for a friend.
>>84846476
Vica Kerekes
>>84839871
The camera was in the mirrors next to her reflection but they painted it out by means of a thing called rotoscoping. It's in a making-of on YouTube somewhere.
>>84842784
Still looks great.
>>84840306
Why is Not Another Teenage Movie the best parody of the 21st century?
>>84839871
you can see some of where the crane was edited out if you look at the lights going back into eternity.
>>84842784
Jesus christ the sjw-right faggots need trigger warnings now.
Trump is fucked. People are gonna goof on him.
>>84839984
top kek
>>84840210
>tfw jack will never try out for Masterchef
>>84841116
t h i c c m o d e
>>84843999
checked
>jar jar is the key to all this
>>84840376
>when the roast beef sticks to your leg
>>84840269
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>84840915
>>84840938
Source...?
>>84852510
the heart is deceitful above all things
>>84852510
Already mentioned in the thread
>>84839917
>>84839903
I want emilia clarke to give me a rimjob where I can only see her eyebrows and above while she emotes with them
>>84850274
Is Jar Jar pure kino?
>>84841341
I have never seen such perfect milkies
like holy shit
>>84842784
fucking clicked it before reading.
thanks for the warning anyways.
i've learned my lesson
>>84839915
good lord what is this
>>84839903
she looks like a fucking duck
>>84839934
nothing personnel kino
>>84839934
>that forward shuffle
>>84839838
Do girls really do this?
>>84839838
i want to lick that axila
>>84839871
They pulled a Terminator 2. Those aren't mirrors. They actually duplicated the set. The actress is actually a quadruplet and they used her identical sisters to perfectly mimic her moves.
>>84840062
What the hell does that scene come from?
>>84840293
What is this?
>>84841655
he learned or remembered from when qui gon fought darth maul
>>84840323
THICC
>>84840293
Was this Mr. Nobody?
>>84840293
>>84855762
>>84856003
For the love of everything that is holy what's the movie!?
>>84843561
>Batman doesn't k---
BRAVO BURTON.
>>84839871
ssSSOMEBODY STOP ME!!!
>>84843265
Is that Steve from Blue's Clues?
>>84839940
Makes me think of broken Maria-bot from Metropolis.
>>84839838
mods need to ban this fucking autistic faggot
>>84858583
I'm sorry that you feel that weigh :)
>>84854538
Chuck and Larry
>>84839871
this is the kind of scene where the director shows what he learnt is his last summer camp.
>>84859873
>get paid a million dollars by a perfume company to do whatever the fuck you want as long as it's neat and eventually promotes the product
>take advantage of opportunity to fuck around with extremely complicated mirror circlejerk technocrane shots of a qt running through an epic location
u just jelly
>>84842754
>YWN introduce your qt 10/10 jewess to the joys of christmass.