is he /ourguy/?
He is the creator of the perfect Emma
>>84761461
>ywn never fall in love with best emma, ask her to marry you, and then on your wedding day ask her father if he could film it for you only to have him hand you a videotape of your wedding that hasn't even happened yet and before you can express any form of surprise he's already halfway across the country wrapping up filming on some shitty 2019 lifetime original movie
>>84761461
Im pretty sure God created her
>>84761582
OP already posted him
Did you guys just watch the movie Stalked by My Doctor? Because I just did.
>>84761461
imagine dating Eric Roberts and everything is going great but then Emma starts to tease you, doing things like grinding against your dick during hugs and "accidently" walking out of the shower in a tiny towel while youre there. she looks at you seductively while she asks you if she can call you daddy and kisses you on the cheek when you reluctantly say yes. while Eric has his back turned Emma reaches for your cock or flashes her panties trying her best to get you hard. she plays footsies with you under the dinner table and she hides her sexiest laced underwear and mixes it in with your laundry so you need to give it back to her. when you do she asks you if you think they would look good on her and asks if you want to see her try them on. imagine that lads.
>>84761650
Go away >>>/tv/lbg
>>84761704
I just got an erection from a paragraph that begins with "imagine dating Eric Roberts."
That was it. I can officially go no lower in my life.
>>84761704
>imagine dating Eric Roberts
My dick is DIAMOND
A Talking Cat!?
>>84761461
This. The man is a hero
>>84761704
>a new pasta is born
>>84762016
Are you new?
>>84761461
/thread
>>84761704
Imagine hearing Emma masturbate in her room while Eric comes up, so to distract him you start sucking his throbbing cock while imagining it's Emma's.