JUST

Is he the only real actor left in our generation?

>>84742266
What a bum.

whats that expression convey?

>>84742266
>brilliant artist is tormented by alcoholism

In other news, grass grows and birds fly.

>>84742322
>brilliant artist
Made me laugh.

>>84742266
DIVIDE

Imagine having so little of a life that you actually care about this

>>84742320

The feeling of being divided

>>84742320
thingken of divide

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US but alcoholism will

>>84742408
Imagine having so little of a life you feel compelled to post in a thread you don't care about, just to let everyone know you don't care about it.

>>84742408
It's almost like we're on some board about television and film.

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>>84742384
MY

>>84742510
holy shit lmao

>>84742510
is this still art or?

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>>84742266
Jesus christ, he's almost more JUSTed than Brendan.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ecurpcghs0c
Almost.

>United States of Sharia

>>84742510
I think he's fucking crazy but to be fair to the guy those pictures could be out of order, we have no way of knowing for sure

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>>84742266
>tfw Americans dont have to worry about Sharia Law because its already here.

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>arrogant liberal actor btfo

/pol/ wins again

PRAISE KEK

>>84742510
Kek'd hard

>Americucks shit on Europe about refugees when they can't even be drunk in public
Nice """freedom""" you have there

>>84742266
IT'S OKAY WHEN KEK GIBSON DID IT THO!

>>84742510
I wish I could ACT this well.

>>84742641
Hahaha, you should go to /pol/ and let them know your latest victory.

Don't come back.

>>84742824
lol

>>84742322
>brilliant artist
He tries too hard. Can't be brilliant if the art destroys you.

>>84742282
Rooney Mara, but obviously she's much more classy.

>>84742622
Doesn't matter that they're out of order, the mentally ill millennial doesn't have time to even consider something like this

>>84742510
He is so fucking cool

>>84742266
>>>84742384
Shia is method acting for the Bear Grylls role where he's taken where he drinks piss from a snake

>>84742824

reditt >>>/out/

>>84742824
Been here longer than you, and there is nothing, NOTHING, you can do to make me leave.

Keep on losing, we'll keep on laughing.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2017/07/08/shia-labeouf-arrested-public-drunkenness-georgia/461848001/
>It's his second arrest this year. The first one came in late January when he got into an altercation over his anti-Trump art installation, which at that time was housed at the Museum of the Moving Image in Queens, N.Y. It has since moved to Liverpool, England.

uhhhh

http://hewillnotdivide.us/

it's been down for a long time

>>84742408
Imagine having no penis

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>>84742266
another KEK bites the dust

>>84742266
Shia can't handle his booze at all.

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>>84742510
urine has exfoliating properties and is second only to semen as a natural topical remedy.

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>>84742958
>Been here longer than you,

Only newfags and tryhards say shit like this. Enjoy your edgy phase.

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>>84743171
This is embarrassing.

>>84742958
>losing

losing what exactly?

Thank you Shia for giving us almost endless kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ySvO6EcV4

>>84742510
THE FUCKING MAD MAN

>>84742266
I've been drunk in public many times. The difference is, Shia is a clown that needs a spotlight. You should be chill, when you're intoxicated in public.

>>84745060
this is so fucking good

>>84742266
this is orange cheeto fault

OPTIMUUUUUS !

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>>84742408

>>84745490
what kind of image even fucking is this? did your big brother show you 4chan?

>>84745688
It's a jpg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/JPEG

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>>84745490
Pleeeaaasseeee !!!

>>84742322
>Shia "everything I've put out that's remotely interesting was plagiarized or the work of collaboration" LaBeouf
>brilliant artist

o i am laffin

ITS JUST AN ACT BRO!

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>>84743171
>Ye Olde Cuck

jesus christ how embarrassing

>>84745736
Serious question, why do some people feel that they have to post wikipedia articles about things they are talking about? Are they so autistic they think the only reason why opposition thinks different than them is because they don't know the meaning of words they are talking about?

THE FROGS
THE FROGS THEY DID THIS TO ME
CAN YOU HEAR THEM? THEY'RE LAUGHING AT ME
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME STOP LAUGHING AT ME, FROGS.
YOU'LL NEVER GET THE BETTER OF ME

>>84742958
we do damage alright son

>>84742266
that's just peachy

>>84742510
You guys can keep shitting on him but he'll always have a bigger dick then you.

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>>84745961
>Having that picture saved
>Calling others embarrassing

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>>84742266
Shia is probably the most influental conceptual artist right now. His works hardly have a goal but they do have effect that actually tells a lot about people. They even entertain.
His name will be in books.
I wish i was just making a joke but it's true. People are fascinated by a movie star doing weird shit. They get involved, it gets exposure, it becomes fun etc. It works

>>84746190
t. girl

>>84746236
Niggah please, Shia is Jaden Smith-tier in terms of relevance

>>84746236
becoming a meme =/= becoming an important artist

Spend some time off the internet

>>84742510
Somebody get Gino on the phone, Shia needs "the haircut"

>>84746217
>what is google
>what is simply changing the filename to a generic 4chan name with shift+LMB before posting so some cuck gets baited

psh... nothing personell... kid

>>84746308
becoming a meme on the internet = making your shit more famous than any conceptual art piece

people don't usually care about this kind of stuff, they know about marina abrahamovic and ai weiwei and that's it
but they do care about a livestream of shia watching his own films and reacting to it honestly becaue that's a peak behind the whole charade of stardom
i know most people don't even know about his stuff (except for the 'do it' meme) but he's work is still more famous than anyone else's in this particula field

>>84742266
Wtf thats a crime in America?

>>84743421
>>84745961
>can't use "hurr durr newfag/reddit argument"
>yeah, but youre old!

You can do better, but you should still do it somewhere else.

>>84742266
/pol/ broke him.

>>84746651
being on the internet since 2005 means you're old? Are you from a third world shithole?

What's even more embarrassing is that you would save something so pathetic and proudly show it off.

>>84746502
>His work

Doing dumb shit is not art nor is it "work".

>>84746747
It doesn't, that's the point.

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>>84746778
alright then

Fuck this thread makes me want to a beer so bad

>>84746190
say it for yourself dicklet

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Trump and /pol/ broke that sad little man

>>84742958
>Been here longer than you, and there is nothing, NOTHING, you can do to make me leave.

I see.

>Keep on losing, we'll keep on laughing.

I understand.

>>84746190
than*

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>>84742266

>>84742510
RUBBER

>>84746749
what is it then?

>>84742510
Someone has to stop the alt-right ... this is just cruelty.

>>84745490
Emily Jean is amazing <3

>>84746827
What is wrong with that cake?

>>84746827
What the fuck?

>>84742408
Imagine having so little of a life that you actually set up a livestream and then as a white man drive coloured people out of your livestream when they have differing opinions

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>>84747621
IT DOESN'T HAVE A PEPE ON IT!

>>84747684
God made his face uneven.

>>84745060
I thought i was going to cringe for three minutes but that was actually funny and really well done

>>84742266

How the fuck can 'public drunkenness' be a crime? How the fuck do they expect anyone to get back home from the pub? Drive?

America, land of the free!

>>84742510

Top button undone, does he not know how a fly works?

>>84747621
it's not a cake retard

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I drank with Shia in a bar in Dublin a short while back.

He thought I was foreign because I'm from Derry Northern Ireland and was so in to hearing about Irish history. Him, I and his weird ass gf drank a bottle of Jameson until she fucked off.

Shia tried breaking up a fight consisting of several older fat britbong guys but one of them just told him to fuck off.

I also met Peter Mayhew that week in the same hotel which was kinda cool, guy is tall but was in a wheelchair. His wife said it was cool for me to meet him but not to tell anyone else or make a scene as peter is a quiet kinda guy. Odd because the hotel I was staying at was the same as Peter's and he happened to announce his trip to Dublin on his twitter and I saw him there and put 2 + 2 together.

Shia and I ended up separated but i remember his really intense and hard hug shortly before he vanished.

Was a weird month down there.

Shame he turned out to be a cuck because he seemed lovely that night. Told me all about shooting elastic heart too and even sang it.

>>84750660
did he bring up Trump?

>>84750767
This was a bit before her was elected so no. P!us, its Ireland. Were an irrelevant island full of pale negroes.

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>>84742320

>>84749728
It's literally just another way for police departments to make money
Law is a business in America

100th POST!

>>84750396
What is it?

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>>84747043
Home Movies is one of the most underrated animated comedy series ever conceived. Most people I've ever met seem to think it's humourless and unfunny, but everybody in my family who I've shown it to enjoys it, young, elderly and everybody in between.

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>getting busted for public drunkenness in fucking savannah
wew
t. savannah resident

>>84742751
It's not for just being drunk, it's for being a dipshit and causing a scene or being belligerent. They won't walk past some guy acting normal and say "hey, you smell like booze, you're going to jail."

>>84751339
I love it. The soundtrack is great too. I wish Brendon hadn't gotten into metal.

>>84749832
You seriously bother pulling down your boxers without undoing the button and poking your dick through the small hole and risk having the zipper graze and shred your cock?

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Can this guy go like 5 minutes without stirring up some bullshit? Does he just want the attention?

I don't think I've ever seen any of the movies he's been in, but I hear about him pulling weird shit almost constantly

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>>84751543
I've never seen it, but Dethlok (I think that's how it's spelled) seems to be one of the unanimous favourites of people out of adult swim's original series.

I'm familiar with the music for it, though, and am not into that style of metal, however, Small IS very skilled in his guitar-playing, I'll give him that.

That Celtic-sounding guitar solo that Dwayne does at the end of one of the guitar competitions is one of the best guitar solos I've ever hear and I've hear a lot of them.

I missed the squiggly vision that was no more after season one, so much so that when I bought the sets of the second season, I was wondering if something was wrong with my copy since I'd forgotten that it's only like that originally.

Needless to say, I, too, wish he hadn't gotten into metal insofar as it would've meant that he'd have continued Home Movies further, it was so unique in my opinion.

All a publicity act

>>84742408
Imagine having so little of a life that you waste it on movies instead of making money and being successful?

I still dont understand why would somebody throw away a basically free A list career like that. I guess you dont appreciate what you dont earn.

>>84751956
Imagine having so little of a life that you waste it on making money instead of spending someone elses money.

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>>84747684
Can YOU make a cake like that?
And didnt you hear being a smug liberal doesnt work i would have thought you would have learned that after what happened during the election but (heh) i guess not

>>84742510
hes clearly bipolar. all my aunts are, and my uncle too. i know the signs.

>>84742320

>when a goat rejects your advances

>>84742510
I would suck Shia dick, no homo

>>84742322
>brilliant artist
Shia pls go

the fuck is wrong with him?
he can get movie delas and he's acting JUSTED

>>84753331
not really after he talked shit about speilburg

>>84742510
>white guy
>small dick
every fucking time lmao

>>84752375
They wash their face in piss?

>>84742266
did the hwndu thing just completely break his mind? dude seems deranged almost

>>84742408
Imagine being Arnold in that scene

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>>84742510
kekd irl

>>84742320
Crossin' that new divide.

so whats going on with his project he was doing

>>84751589
I unbutton and pull everything down below my balls. Fuck zippers 2bh

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>>84750660
>Shia and I ended up separated but i remember his really intense and hard hug
>tfw Shia will never give you a really intense and hard hug before he vanishes

>>84756217
Goddammit anon, you made me want to listen to that awful song again

>>84742266
He will not be divided from his alcohol.

>>84742510
smart man. Urine is sterile and actually really good for the skin.

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>>84755698

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WE DID IT POL

WEEEEEEE HEEEE HAHAHA

>>84742266
Someone probably didn't divide the check.

>>84742408
The have the Internet in county lock up Shia?

>>84747067
NEN

>>84757320
FUCK YEAH

>>84742266
wtf isnt he supposed to be in some cabin in finland? why is he back in america, home of the orange cheeto drumpf?

>>84742266

SHADILAY

>>84758758
someone said the trolls found his cabin and ruined that shit too. he came back to cali and had a meltdown at a bowling alley

>>84742266
IT CONTINUES

EL JUSTO JAJAJA

>>84745978
No, they're just being condescending. Your autism apparently made you fail to see that.

>>84742408
Imagine Dragons

>>84742510
Holy Christ

He got busted in savannah? I'm going to tomorrow for family reasons.

Should I try to bust Shia out of jail?

>>84742266

HES NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE

>>84745736
Nice lol

>>84742408
>imagine

>blacklisted from AAA movies because he got uppity and talked shit about Spilberg
>relegated to doing indie direct to streaming shit nobody watches
>tries to reinvent himself as a "performance artist"
>it comes off as a huge joke because he's an uneducated retard who grew up in a circus with a child molester dad
>nobody paid attetion to HWNDU outside of /pol/ and [website]
>keeps drinking and getting into trouble, arrests and lawsuits pile up

Shia needs to start figuring things out and get his act together or he'll hurt himself for real soon.

No matter how buff he gets or how big his beard gets, I'll never be able to take Shia seriously.

What exactly is his job right now?

Does he have any projects in the works?

>>84746190
Good thing height matters more ;)

>>84762556

Some Danish movie about tennis in the 80's that doesn't have a US release.

>>84754671
Hes jewish, pea brained negroid.

>>84742510
That's a weird looking thumb.

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>>84742320
RAPE
>I'm never going to get over what the autists on an artistic tree branch dowsing site did to me.

Does a JUST picture exist of Shia?

>>84742320
He remembered he was in that Sia video and is probably wondering how the other inmates will see him.

>>84762097
he's gonna get out in 2 days or so due to his own money or something else so I wouldn't really care

>>84742510
LITTLE

>>84742266
/ourguy/ ?

>>84749728
It's even funnier when you find out that Savannah, GA lets you drink out in public

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>>84751515
Hey anon. I live in Savannah too. Wanna fuk?

>>84751911
Dethklok is the name of the band (still active), Metalocalypse is the name of the cartoon.

I love both Metalocalypse and Home Movies.

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>>84754671
looks like he's about 4 inches flacid their.

I'm like 3 inches flacid but 7 hard. Gets the job done just fine.

I know this is b8, but just saying some people are growers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>getting arrested for being drunk

god what a shit country.

literally islam-tier.

>>84742320
long division

>Can't be drunk in public

LAND OF FREE

>>84742967
Really made me think

>>84766066
>>84766120
are you guys trolling or do you really not understand public intoxication laws?
many countries have these

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_intoxication

it doesn't just apply to anyone who is drunk in public, that would mean anyone walking out of a bar after a night of drinking could be arrested

in shia's case he was most likely picking fights with people or just causing disturbance due to his drunkenness

>>84746389
> This much damage control
It hurts to read

>>84766233
The only law that yurocucks are taught is Sharia law.

>>84754671
If you think that is small for flacid penis, i urge you to stop watching porn and start sucking some real life dick

I've been living under a rock for a while.
What is this divide meme?
What has cess/pol/ done to shia? Not that it's minimally relevant, we're talking about the board that vehemently believes that they are somehow responsible for the election results.

>>84755698
kek

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>>84742408
Imagine if Shia was cast in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>84766364
Shia started a livestream protest against Donald Trump in New York, which was supposed to run for the entire duration of Trump's presidency. It involved chanting 'he will not divide us' over and over and over again (in different rhythms, at least, but it still felt very cult-ish).
/pol/ people came to the livestream and trolled Shia and basically took over the livestream
Eventually the police put barricades and it all ended somehow, don't exactly remember why. But Shia got arrested before the NYC livestream got canned.
After that he switched to New Mexico for the livestream. He chose a bad neighborhood and shots were reported close to the stream, so he closed it down.
After that he decided to move the stream to an unknown location in the US and instead of a regular livestream where people could come by and visit and chant 'he will not divide us', the camera was pointed at a flag that said 'HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US'. /pol/ eventually found out the location of the flag and brought the flag down at night and replace it with a pepe t shirt (I think?) and a Make America Great Again hat.

After that he moved it to the top of a building in Liverpool. Some daredevil anons climbed up there only to realize the flag was carefully attached to the pole and the anons didn't bring scissors. The police then decided that it would be dangerous to keep the flag up, since people could hurt themselves climbing up there. So it was also taken down.
That was the end of 'he will not divide us' for now.

Shia did a separate 'art' thing in Finland after this, where he and two others were in remote cabins in Lapland and you could communicate with them by going to a museum in Finland which had livestream screens of the three in remote cabins. Kind of boring, but there were also /pol/ people who came to troll him.
I didn't really pay that much attention to this last one, so if interesting stuff happened I missed it.

All in all it was very entertaining

>>84745060
>/pol/ is a bunch of shitskins roleplaying as white supremacists
That actually explains a lot.

>>84766510
>don't exactly remember why. But Shia got arrested before the NYC livestream got canned.
He assaulted a teenager.

>>84762447
What did he say about pedoberg? I missed that.

>>84766774
>The 30-year-old actor slammed Steven Spielberg, insisting that the reality of working with the prolific director was much different than he had imagined.
>“You get there, and you realize you’re not meeting the Spielberg you dream of,” LaBeouf said. “You’re meeting a different Spielberg, who is in a different stage in his career. He’s less a director than he is a fucking company.”
>“Spielberg’s sets are very different,” LaBeouf went on to say. “Everything has been so meticulously planned. You got to get this line out in 37 seconds. You do that for five years, you start to feel like not knowing what you’re doing for a living.”
>“I don’t like the movies that I made with Spielberg,” he said. “The only movie that I liked that we made together was ‘Transformers’ one.”
>The actor also divulged that Spielberg told him not to read his own press, whether it be good or bad. However, LaBeouf didn’t take his words to heart.
>“There’s no way to not do that,” LaBeouf said. “For me to not read that means I need to not take part in society. The generation previous to mine didn’t have the immediate response. If you were Mark Hamill, you could lie to yourself. You could find the pockets of joy, and turn a blind eye to the shit over there.”
>Spielberg declined to comment.

>>84766509
Who was the mental lunatic that originally wrote this? He is so wrong on so many ways... The movies are bad but not because of what he's said
> Spielberg would have made a fine work of art
That's how we know he's just a lunatic in seek of attention. Seriously? Spielberg would transform harry potter into art? Has he not watched Spielberg movies in the last 20 years? The last decent thing he filmed was Schindler's list, and you have to put your antisemitism behind to enjoy it. Besides, Spielberg wanted to bring the story to America and condensate the series in 4 movies only. If Rowling did something right, it was ditching that jewloving hack.

>you get arrested in America for just being drunk
>I mean you walk a little funny and slur your speech but don't commit any other crime you are still arrested
>Land of the Free

>>84767307
You're retarded for taking the bait. Look at the chart that is always attached to the pic. Part of it isn't wrong though but that's what makes it good bait.

>>84767341
see
>>84766233

Dumb yurocuck

>>84767362
They still arrest you if you can't walk properly and end up bumping into things. You legally can't even drink a beer out in the public either int he US. Thats why liquor stores always brown bag bottles of booze then staple it shut. In Europe, even with all their muslim migrants, allow you to walk down the street drinking any alcohol you want.

>>84767103
Everything that he said there is accurate, though. Spielberg stopped being a decent director decades ago. Now his films are horrid, barely watchable Hollywood flicks without any inspiration whatsoever.
You would expect that an artist would become more and more experimentalist and daring with time, but with Spielberg and Martin Scorsese it's the opposite. Their truly artistic works were their first movies. Now they resort to lower denominators, comercial bullshit, things that deserve little to no attention. They left art cinema behind in their careers. Don't know what they are doing now but it's certainly not worth it. God hugo was horrid. Horrid fucking movie.

>>84767362
You and you quotation are dumb. If you're not going to arrest people for being drunk, but for secondary nuisances, than don't name the fucking law "public drunkenness" and don't make the legal precedent to arrest people for being drunk. Are you so madly in love with your country that you can't fathom the idea of criticizing one of its laws? Don't be such a dumb butthurt patriot.

>>84767416
They don't if you're not driving or causing any issues, it's bad for revenue. Not every state and city has the same laws either

>>84767482
They're classified differently because being intoxicated and ranting/raving and starting fights is a different offense than being sober and doing it. The law is made around intent.
You America-obsessed yurocucks can have fun never drinking again under penalty of death in your self-made caliphate.

>>84767584
Every state has the same laws prohibiting public drinking. Not all ban the sale of alcohol (very common down South in dry counties). You can only drink outdoors if you are on private property like the front of a restaurant when they put their tables outside because of nice weather or if you are at a concert that is outside. Once you leave that private area you can be arrested for having an open bottle which is why so many people resort to covering it up in a paperbag (which cops will automatically know is booze, they ain't stupid) or putting the booze in another container like a soda bottle. The US is just a level above Islamic nations when it comes to alcohol laws. We even fucking made it illegal to have booze altogether in our constitution which was forced by religious nuts and feminists.

>>84767584
> Being this much of an ameriburger
Listen, McDonald, my country (which is south american for that matter) has stupid laws. Many stupid laws if you ask me. I don't have a problem confessing that because my relationship with my nation is impartial and rational. I embrace constructive criticism, in fact I'm the first to criticize the poor endeavors of my country.
Don't be so idiotically blinded by nationalism propaganda that you feel that a criticism of your Constitution is a personal offense that you must defend yourself against with all you've got, even if all you've got is that cheap "muslim" reply that doesn't even apply here. Be a better, more mature person and realize that prudish laws based and religious motives and puritanism are a very poor constitutional aggregation and actually decrease the freedom of the people. If you will only be arrested for disruptive behavior, the law should punish public disruptive behavior, not drunkenness itself. You keep talking shit about muslim prohibition on alcohol, but you fail to realize that your country's laws regarding drinking in public are very similar in nature to the sandnigger's traditions. It's a constitutional flaw and you won't be less of a man by recognizing that. You would be more rational actually... Although, for Americans, that's almost an offense.

>>84767754
>>84767664
t. niggers that want immunity from fighting and being a nigger while drunk

Enjoy chainsmoking cigs with Ahmed, Sven. It's the only drug you'll be doing.

>>84767754
Not him but we DID have alcohol banned in our constitution for a while but crime went insanely high and alcohol sales underground couldn't be stopped (the rise of organized crime grew from this) so we repealed that amendment with another amendment. Though many states, in very religious areas, still ban the sale of booze in the county so the only way to get a drink is to drive to another county which ironically increases the chances of driving drunk after coming home wasted from the bar across the state.

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>>84742824
Liberal tears are the best.

>>84767781
I'm American you dunce. Our alcohol laws are shit. I wished I could drink in my local park, especially this 4th of July but I couldn't or I would have been fined at best and arrested at worst.

>>84767754
>>84767664
The foreigners replies: long, thought and articulate texts exposing different analogies and historical references
>>84767781
The American response: cursing, usage of foul language, racial slurs, the usual "muslim" come back, and general lack of sobriety or maturity to actually establish a coherent conversation.

I believe this settles the matter.

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>>84766636
>literal nazis are more diverse than liberals
really gets the neurons firing

>>84742266
>people can get arrested for drinking/being drunk in public
explain yourself, Amerisharts

>>84767914
They're not that different from muslims after all.

>>84767877
Imagine, just imagine, if everyone was not a far left wing or far right wing individual but someone in the center with a rational thought process. The pic you submitted, with the other anon, just shows how awful the US has become with identity politics. It's like defending a serial killer by pointing out the other side has a serial rapist. Both groups are just fucking awful.

>>84742320
>[division intensifies]

>>84767877
Except you're supposed to burn the American flag.

>>84767945
But that's a picture of some average leftists in 2017. Your side has gone off the deep end, and the "far right" is trying to clean up the mess that you've made and prevent you from killing us all.

>>84767945
> A sensible post
> On 4chan
>>>/out/ with your madness, cuck nazi nigger faggot

>>84767989
>Muslims burn American flags and have oppressive alcohol laws
>Americans also happen to do the very same things
Why do Americans hate Muslims so much if they think and act the very same?

>>84768010
But it's not sensible, at all. It's just an appeal to moderation fallacy.

>>84767416
>In Europe, even with all their muslim migrants, allow you to walk down the street drinking any alcohol you want.
not true. Public drinking is illegal in Norway.

>>84768006
> Post about the necessity of sobriety and centrality and the dangers of antagonizing of sides
> Reply assumes poster has a "side" and pushes for more rivalry
Thanks for proving his point, smartass. If you actually believe unironically what you wrote, you're precisely part of the problem.

>>84768021
And they both love Jesus.

>>84768068
>Sweden is better than Norway despite all the Somalis
Thank you for telling me this anon. One less nation I can go to now for my travels.

>>84768085
Ironically they do, I was surprised as fuck Jesus was a figure in Islam. Not only that but the 2nd most important figure outside Mohamed.

>>84768006
>assumes the far left is my side
Anon it's best you start asking before assuming. Assuming shit is what leads to problems.

>>84768077
>Thanks for proving his point, smartass. If you actually believe unironically what you wrote, you're precisely part of the problem.
He made an equivalence that doesn't exist. I mean, the far left is full of rabid commies that want to open all borders and flood the country with brown people, and on the other hand, the "far right" want objective truth to be respected. The two sides are not the same.

>>84768092
No problem. We actually value law and order here unlike our cucked brothers and their new pets.

>>84768109
What surprises me is how muslims shit bricks when Mohamed gets potrayed in any way but they're perfectly fine with seeing jesus everywhere.

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>unironically defending your sharia law tier bullshit

>>84768129
You assumed I was far left. You are stuck in your little bubble that you can't see that not everyone has a "side" but can have ideals and stances that scatter around the political spectrum. It must blow your mind if you ever met a gun toting lesbian atheist couple who wanted to ban abortion and wanted free healthcare.

>>84768064
It's very sensible considering how uselessly far the "left vs right" nuisance got... A point where all practical exam of proposals of each side has lost the utility, it's just chosing a side to support, and hating the other mindlessly while blaming everything wrong with the country on them, failing to realize the complexity of the political scenario. Discussions have become identical to football team fights in my country. No one knows where the rivalry came from and why it remains, no one knows who is wrong and who is right, all that is known is that the opinion of the other side is wrong and it must be destroyed.
The clear mark of this polarization is the reaction to outside neutral spectators. They are viewed as undercover schemers of the opposite side trying to push an agenda. Just like you did with that other poster. I too have no side in this play, but I'm sure that, for you, I'm a opposing your side, lying and giving a one sided perspective aimed at your demise.

>>84768138
From twitter posts and other social media postings ( I know this is a bad way to get the general idea from groups since social media is shit tier) but it seems that Muslims think that pictures of Jesus is offensive to Christians. I think they don't realize how prominent pictures of Jesus are in Churches or how people wear crosses or get Jesus tattoos. They assume that Christians get offended over pics, which I stated before, assumptions lead to problems.

>>84768250
Seeing how the most prominent representation of Jesus is Him dying on a cross, I'm fairly confident christians can't possibly be offended by seeing a Jesus tattoo or shirt or whatever.

>>84768225
>they are viewed as undercover schemers
Holy shit, this so much. When someone who is neutral to any political party proposes an idea they get lambasted for being some undercover agent from the other side. This is common with the GOP calling any Republican who doesn't adhere to the most outlandish ideas within the party as a "RINO" and the same with the Dems who call their moderates "DINO". Apparently if you are not with the far extreme of the party you are a traitor and a spy.

>>84768354
>>84768354
I saw these twitter posts and other social media posts after the Charlie Hebdo shooting where many muslims on social media were blaming the fact the artists caused this problem themselves for posting pics of Mohamed. Basically they brought their deaths upon themselves instead of blaming the nutjob terrorists. Many twitter posters were saying "how about if muslims drew pics of jesus, christians would go nuts" and things to that accord. This basically is a result of living in a bubble where both sides have no clue what the other side truly thinks. Which makes one lead to assumptions, which causes problems.

>>84768129
> My side wants the truth. The other's side wants the wrong things
You can't see past the image, can you?
Can't you see that the person from the opposite side of your ideology also thinks that they hold the truth, the reason abd the right, abd that it is your side who got it all wrong? The sane way you would provide evidence to support your decision, they would also have evidence of their own cause waiting to be shown.
It's the same as religions. Every person of every religion on Earth thinks that they got the right one, the actual god, the true answers. Each one thinks that their beliefs are right, and other's are wrong, and that in the end they will prevail and the others will be judged. It's what happens to politics when the ideology itself becomes more important. Chosing a side becomes more important, and it's sufficient to start a war, merely being on opposing sides, even though we don't even Know what exactly we have in common and what are our divergences.
If you can't see that, if you can't see past the "us vs them" fighting pit, than you're exactly part of the problem, abd no matter how many convincing arguments and proofs you have to sustain your side's claim, the other side has it too, and they're ready to dismiss your ideas as much as you are ready to dismiss theirs.
That's why what you need now as a country is above all else, conciliation. Unfortunately you haven't left bipartisanship behind yet.

>>84768474
>"how about if muslims drew pics of jesus, christians would go nuts"

That's some full blown retarded shit.

First of all christians wouldn't care, they see Jesus in their fucking toasts.
Secondly muslims would never draw Jesus. Pretty sure they tolerate the christians representations because they don't have a choice.

>>84756352
>Urine is sterile
No it isn't.

>>84768478
>Can't you see that the person from the opposite side of your ideology also thinks that they hold the truth, the reason abd the right, abd that it is your side who got it all wrong?
So what? I know what they want and how they think, and they're wrong about everything. Look up that fallacy that I mentioned; the middle.ground approach isn't always the best.

>>84758819
We're living in the best time line aren't we my fellow 'pedes. Praise KEK!

>>84768582
Healthy urine shouldn't bear any bacteria or other pathogens. It's basically nitrous compounds. If there are bacteria or viruses or whatever infectious agent in your urine, you've got something wrong. Either a infection on the excretion system, or on your pipi.

>>84768601
We understand that you just searched /pol/ sticky post on their board. You don't understand what "that" fallacy even means because youare requiring others to search it.

>>84768646
It's used to make gunpowder.

Would you wash your face with gunpowder?

>>84742510

I love how nobody in this thread questions the order in which those images were placed

>>84768006

>please guys don't buy into identity politics
>IDENTITY POLITICS IS A LEFTIST CONSPIRACY YOU'RE A LEFTIST HURRR

>>84768708
Standards have fallen. Drinking piss might become socially acceptable. /r9k/ already uses bottles of piss as air freshener alternatives.

>>84768756
>Standards have fallen.

Yeah, standards in believing what you see on the internet

>>84768775
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
Not just the internet.

>>84768690
I didn't say it was proper for face washing, I said it was sterile.
I wouldn't use bodily secretions to wash other body parts, it seems kind of cyclical.

>>84742320
he probably got his ass cheeks divided in a holding cell

>>84742610

sweet jesus have mercy

>>84767754

How can murricans ever recover

>>84768708
Did you not even read the other replies?

>>84746827
oh fuck isn't that made out of pure semen? I remember seeing this the first time and going hmmmmmm as it made me think then it was revealed to be something really disgusting

Why is hewillnotdivide.us still up?
It's just a monument to failure at this point