No Way Off Mister Lynch's Wild Ride Edition
Slowly Going Insane Without Dougie Subedition
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
Meanwhile: >>84696666
I enjoy watching this series on my mobile phone.
CUTEST!!
Dick Tremayne
I wish Lynch didn't have Diane wearing that wig.
>>84709847
david lunch lol
>>84709955
>what's a meme?
wtf I hate laura dern now
>>84709860
are you the branpedo from /got/?
>>84710125
no, GoT is awful
>>84710005
what kind of fatass eats donuts for lunch?
>>84710173
The police force
>>84710173
Oh I'm sorry, do you know what time it is in this picture? Maybe he had quinoa for breakfast.
>>84710005
lol
>>84710223
do NOT look at Andy's gut
>>84710005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCA8aa8BYZY
>>84710153
it sure is. carry on
Yada yada
Coop won't return to normal because of a song
>>84710022
I love her even more, so it all evens out.
>>84709847
:c
>>84710173
One who isn't fat because his metabolism is permanently wired on black coffee and cigarettes.
Literally everything from S3 is copy and pasted from the art of Edward Hopper
Hack confirmed
/tpg/ is dead only 46 days after the premiere. what a joke of a series and fanbase lol
>>84710432
all the comparisons I've seen are loose as hell. As if Hopper invented porches, theaters and diners
>daddy Lynch will never rape you and add you to a list of his latest victims
>>84710504
Not Hopper but still similar
>>84709847
Get real!
>>84710675
Friendly reminder that Major Briggs is still alive as a disembodied head trapped in between dimensions
>>84710718
Mother?
>>84710675
I didn't deny Francis Bacon influence
This is where we TOOT, Leo!
>>84710767
This one is Hoppers and it looks really similar to the lady from episode 8. Also I was just trolling when I called him a hack, I think it'd be pretty cool actually
>>84709847
https://youtu.be/SLry85Twhno?t=3m36s
>>84710820
>farts loudly
jeez, Lynch's paintings look like they were made by some mentally retarded child that was demented
>>84710930
You should watch the documentary about his paintings. top kino style
>>84709810
2 DAYS
>>84709847
>>84710824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A2MT3rnxBY
HARRY DEAN STANTON & DAVID LYNCH KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KLLkj84GAo
>>84711087
THE ROAD HOUSE PRESENTS:
THE HARRY DEAN STANTON
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ckulh3cSPuU
>>84710970
The Art Life was comfy as fuck
>>84711087
>director John Carroll Lynch has no relation to David Lynch but still got him in his film
huh... surprised me
>>84709971
for the love of god give it to me in gif form
>>84711293
I'm gonna marry Anna Kendrick!
>>84711351
>gif
This isn't a board for a caveman like yourself
>>84710728
Gould?
Sheryl Lee is kind, caring, sweet and CUTE!
>>84710223
EDIT IT SO SHE BE LOOKING AT HIS GUT
M. Night Shyamalan is like David Lynch but for millennials
>>84711795
Except nothing like him.
>>84711795
if you aren't a millennial then how old are you and why are you still posting on 4chan
[autistic screeching]
aye
>>84712252
this
Season 3 is going to be an expensive bluray set when it comes out, isn't it? Wouldn't be suprised if Showtime collaborated with criterion for its release
>deluxe release includes a USB with the entire season edited into one whole 18 hour movie
>>84712293
I hope they release all three and FWWM in one set. Also I do wonder if the home release will be the episode as we're seeing them or them edited together like you're saying.
>>84711795
Absolutely not, and I'm a fan of both. You sound like the millennial.
FIRE ROLL WITH ME
>>84712252
Now that ''the leftovers'' and ''twin peaks'' are over, wouldn't it be rad if Lynch did a new tv show with Justin Theroux?
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper) https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
Does Erasehead takes place in Twin Peaks universe?
>>84712470
If you would roam around in lodge world long enough you would probably after a while somehow end up in Eraserhead
>>84709955
we may be gone too far in a few places
>>84712470
Seeing as they keep showing designs similar to the baby, yes.
Hello Buella
>>84712470
Shit wrong picture
Don't shitpost in two place at once guys
>>84712516
>>84712293
>>84712329
18 hours of footage at Blu-ray quality would be HUGE. They should instead put it on a huge VHS tape at EP quality.
Cute?Yes
>>84712552
You should be ashamed of yourself
>>84712552
>/tpg/ are also capeshit watching faggots
surprise surprise
>>84712571
>implying Lynch didn't also get one of those shirts
>>84712589
I w-was just saving a picture to send to friend who are excited of new capeshit, d-don't bully
Why are all my scenes on the cutting room floor, David?
>>84712618
I started to chew on toothpicks after I saw this, am I autistic? looks cool, right?
good morning, /tpg/
those fake eyebrows really disgust me
When is Becky coming back?
THIS IS THE WATER
>>84712701
how are they fake?
>>84712692
But it's 30 minutes to midnight, webm anon
In Heaven, Everything is fine
>>84712745
look at them
>>84709847
SUCH A SADNESS
>>84712763
It's 5:30PM here, so what?
>>84712667
>not after you saw Drive
/nu/tv, everybody
>>84712830
I SWEAR I didn't remember him getting back up. Is this from 8?
>>84712865
>Drive over David Lynch
phony oldfag projecting everybody
/ourgal/
>>84712925
Seriously, what was her problem?
Reminder that if David never pulled out of Showtime that one time then the show would already be over by now.
>>84712925
audio: KYAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Sheryl Lee could play one of those insane anime school girls for some dub
I want to see David Lynch direct a musical.
>>84712972
Incorrect. if there was only 9 episodes, they wouldn't have released 4 in a row in the same night
>>84712925
I want her to dance like that on my penis
>>84713001
I still don't know who Gene Kelly is
>>84712926
What does that mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v80ycmSDhSs
GOAT
>>84712692
So is she Shelly and Bobby's daughter? Or could she be Leo's? Did Leo live? Also her boyfriend is fucking ugly.
>>84712904
Yeah, it's directly after the NIN song.
Sheryl Lee is kind, sweet, all around a great person and CUTERST!!
>>84711087
Looks bretty Comfy
>>84713076
>could be Leo's
>>84712433 (lodge dubs)
Yeah, I'm in.
>>84712972
please don't remind me of that. Shit was a scary time
Thankfully we live in the best timeline where we get 18 full hours of Lynchkino
How do I get a QT GF who will jam her fingerfuck my earholes, /tpg/?
>>84713076
Becky is Shelly and Red's love child
>>84713044
Singing in the rain
>>84712692
Ah yes, the modern day Laura Palmer
I wonder, how will she die?
>>84713076
Shelly and Gordon's
you know it to be true, don't even deny it
>tfw too smart for missoula
>>84713212
David Ly-- err... BOB will take care of that
>>84713189
>go to bathroom with lights OFF
>close eyes
>turn 360 degrees thrice while humming Laura Palmer's theme
>exit bathroom without looking in the mirror
This should make it happen within the next 1 to 3 days. Not looking in the mirror is the most important part and many fuck it up
>>84713212
killed by shaggy
>>84711087
I always liked John Lynch as an actor.
Glad to see that his directorial debut is getting such praise.
>>84713082
Oh, okay. I certainly did nod off at that part.
I saw David Lynch at a grocery store in Montana yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>84713212
She's modern day Shelly, you dunce.
And the boyfriend is the modern, "anti"-Leo.
As I see it, they're serving to compare (her) and contrast (him) the new generation with the previous.
>>84713212
There's only one Laura Palmer.
>>84712470
In my headcanon, the whole work of David Lynch takes place in a singular multi-layered universe.
>>84712546
LOOKIE HERE
Laura didn't shower at all in the last week of her life
Imagine the smell of her pusy in this scene haha
>>84713797
>if she breathe she a thot
>>84713246
>>84713797
is that supposed to turn me off?
>>84713797
p hot desu senpaitachi
>>84712972
I love how an adorable oddball can hold a major tv network to ransom in order to get funding for 18 hours of weirdness.
where can I buy a snake skin shirt like Booper's?
>>84714032
probably has something to do with the fact that the original had tens of millions of viewers
>>84714044
where can i buy a treacherous gf like Darya
>>84714052
>tens of million viewers
That's not even close to a possibility now for a very popular show.
Just makes me smile that he spat his dummy out and said he was leaving and they capitulated and let him have 18 fucking hours. It's like the legnth of his filmography and has been referencing most of it too.
I hope it's not a Lynch swansong but it feels like one.
>>84713246
>>84711795
What the fuck? They're nothing alike, and I would say most of Lynch's fans are millennials.
>>84714097
Step 1. Be attractive
>>84714214
Did he fuck Maddie's corpse off screen
>Probably
>>84714345
>OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF LELAND PALMER
>>84714499
d-don't
>>84714297
what if I look like an alien?
>>84714691
this, I really thought they were some kind of weird entity when I first saw them
>>84714044
It's a symbol of individuality and his belief in personal garmonbozia.
>>84713638
Reminder that Lynch and Cronenberg will only sign autographs using the other person's name.
>>84711795
Hahaha
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The high test anon's waifu
Any muffins in this thread?
>>84715246
The last time that they spoke as friends
>>84715246
That's not Donna.
>>84715307
it's best Donna
>>84715307
That's best Donna
It's my birthday tpg can I get some you's, I don't have anyone to talk too.
>Laura has the dream with Cooper before she dies
>Still knows who killed her
LYNCH PLEASE
David Lynch took this picture in an unknown warehouse in southern Montana in 1992.
>>84715405
u have me to talk to mate xx
>>84715307
She's the purest Donna
>>84715473
She literally tries to be a whore.
>>84715246
i am the great went
>>84715473
>>84715328
>>84715307
pffff, they're still trying to push this meme
>>84715496
She only wants to save her BEST friend from harm. If getting fondled in the seedy backroom of a bar is what it takes so be it.
>>84715496
FWWM Donna cucks btfo forever
>>84715425
She shouldn't have been so CUTE!
>>84715468
Thanks anon, I'm going to get some coffee that you make with a perculator, i usually don't get it cause it more expensive but it's my birthday so I'm treating myself.
>>84715328
"Now we are not going to talk about best Donna"
>>84715572
*immediately starts talking about best Donna*
rhonda worst girl
>>84715617
VERY bad post
>>84715557
Here you go anon
>>84715602
Stop talking about best Donna
So...... Judy.......
>>84715814
Eye don't leik wha' ur goin' whiv thiss
Judy?
>>84712692
fuck i love this scene
Anyone else have patrician parents?
>>84712692
i wonder how bulgy lynch could get rami malek's eyes
>>84709847
Get real!
>>84716149
>treating your parents like friends
Wished my bd was on tommorow instead so i could watch the new ep, did i get Lynched irl
>>84715641
>>84716229
>treating your friends like parents
>>84716149
Nobody in my family likes it it's "too wierd" for them.
>>84716229
Show me where they touched you, anon
fellas you'll never guess
>>84716304
not him but I agree, I don't want my parents to have the same interests as me
>>84713074
Oh look at Michael J. Anderson doing all that weird shit there.
Shame the midget isn't in S3
>>84716427
having identical interests would be a bit weird but it's nice to have a few in common to talk about etc.
>>84710930
I'd like to see you do better
>>84716229
>having mommy/daddy issues
iktf tho
>>84716420
What is it anon?
>>84712663
You can tell she's a drunk.
>>84713716
It's like the MCU but not shit
>>84716467
The midget could do with a shrink.
>Thanks, folks. I'll be here all night. Try the fish
>>84713797
Based pusyposter
>>84716467
Tree is a better replacement
>>84716467
>Shame the midget isn't in S3
He dared to tell the truth, he exposed Lynch's twisted mind, we owe him for that
comfy,
>>84716697
:)
>>84714032
They knew a Lynchless Twin Peaks would go over like a lead balloon.
judy
>>84712732
AND THIS IS THE WELL
>still two more days til the next episode
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>84716684
Go to bed Michael.
>>84716745
:)
>>84716519
There was a fish
>>84716961
in what?
>>84716891
Better than fucking 14 because
>2 days before independence day.
We close, anon, and I'm pretty surprised these boards kept going
>>84716961
I swear if you did something to my coffee
THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE SHELLY
>>84716946
Holy shit, I don't remember there being any fish working at the Double R.
>>84717078
in which universe?
before or after bing?
>>84716427
Not really interests, but my mom started talking about furries the other day and it was so fucking weird to me, I had no idea she knew they existed. She works in Pittsburgh so she knew about Anthrocon, but it still blew my mind.
>>84709810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jee7q_DwhMs
>>84716961
Are you good at Chess or Checkers. Which is it?!
Good night ptg, thanks for that (you) from that anon for my birthday.
>>84716987
In the
>>84717159
perc...
>>84717104
she's probably going through your search history
>>84714297
Step 2. Be nice and wet.
Lynch looked like a kid back when Twin Peaks originally aired.
How the hell did he turn into such an old ghoul in just a quarter of a century?
>>84709847
Mark Frost will murder you in your sleep.
>>84716245
how far will gremblo spread
>>84717104
You should probably bang your mom while both wearing Inland Empire rabbit suits given this new revelation
>>84717251
Probably something to do with the passage of time. I can never work Lynch out either.
>>84717251
probably the constant smoking
>>84717251
28 years is a long time.
>>84717142
nite
>>84717334
Is he really a smoker? I know he chugs coffee.
>>84717334
>implying smoking is bad for your health
My man Harry would have been dead 5 times over if it was
What was the song playing when Dougie Coop was next to the cop statue?
>>84717634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY&
What ever happened to predictability?
The milk man, the paper boy, the evening TV?
How did I get delivered here? Somebody tell me please
This old world's confusing me
[Pre-Chorus]
Clouds as mean as you've ever seen
Ain't a bird who knows your tune
Then a little voice inside you whispers
"Kid, don't sell your dreams so soon!"
[Chorus]
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There's a heart (there's a heart), a hand to hold onto
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There's a face of somebody who needs you
Everywhere you look
[Outro]
When you're lost out there and you're all alone
A light is waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look
Everywhere you look
Shoo-bit-a-ba-ba-bow
>>84717733
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY~
>>84717733
Doppelganger
>>84716589
Toppest of keks m80
>>84715246
That shaved unibrow though...
>>84717078
Yeah, they were in the percolator.
>>84717699
Thanks lad
>>84717555
>Is he really a smoker?
Are you kidding me? His smoking is one of his most famous character traits. He's been smoking for since he was 13.
Though granted, he did for 21 years
>>84718159
*though granted, he did quit for 21 years
>>84717629
He is dead 5 times over. He's Vigoda 2.0
>>84709847
G E T R E A L
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>"While I was doing Eraserhead I had 40 coffees every day and I smoked 40 cigarettes. I quit smoking....I quit for 20 years... for one year and a half [I smoke again, that was in 1997].
>>84709810
Just watched Lost highway. What a brilliant mindfuck. Gotta watch it again to understand it more.
test
tfw she got sent to the wrong movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWXt9lCVrc
Will David perform this song at the Roadhouse?
>>84718777
When Gordon has a psychedelic dream later in the series (as determined by the script), he'll forgo his high position in the FBI to become a musician.
>>84714580
>>84714499
>>84714345
Lmao
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF LELAND PALMER
>Raped Maddie's dead corpse
>Ate too much (very hungry)
>Was bad at golf
>Killed Laura Palmer
>Rped Jacques Renault
>>84718826
What was this guys problem?
>>84718899
>Killed Laura Palmer
how do you know this? you're just making shit up at this point 2bh
>>84718942
Its a fan theory. Lynch hinted Leland killing Laura in an interview back in 1999.
will the next episode gonna be a LYNCHING as well or more of a standard episode?
>>>/b/738186374
>>84719025
8 was more of a Frosting but I'm hoping for Lynching.
>>84718980
source
>>84717251
He was like 40 in the original series
I'd love to hear this at the roadhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKYa1X1rmpw
>>84717251
>looked like a kid
I'm sorry, what?
>>84719259
This is him in Twin Peaks. You don't think he looks like a kid?
>>84719319
whoa, that was David Lynch? how did they manage to do his older man makeup so well, as seen here >>84719259?
>>84719319
Oh damn, never mind.
>>84719429
Time travel. The jews who helped rape his daughter taught him that.
>>84719444
>>84718899
>Rped Jacques Renault
>roleplaying a fucking canadian
what a sicko
>>84719444
can't argue with those trips
>>84718899
Say what you like about their off-screen behaviour But Palmer is a wonderful song and dance man and Lynch knows how to frame a shot.
>>84719539
I'm not buying this whole "Leland did it" theory, he seemed like a gool ol' groovin', movin', man of passion and character. Didn't people see how sad he was at the funeral? Such a sweet man.
>>84718940
You better hope you never have someone like him in your life
>>84714032
Probably had something to do with the fact that he raped their daughters.
>>84717251
He got LYNCHED
>>84719842
They were impressed with his technique?
>Give the man his 18 eps. He earned it.
>>84715530
is she a gorgon?
Guys, this general is the most fun i've had in 4 chan since i started browsing years ago, thank you
>>84710930
that's a great painting though, the whole background is incredibly well done
>>84719842
Is Booper a self insert?
show me your favorite twin peaks pictures/gifs
>>84711795
M. Night is literally nothing like Lynch, a better example would be Nicolas Winding Refn.
>>84710930
what did he mean by this?
>>84720190
>>84720181
>mixed media
>>84710930
>this man was shot 0,9502 seconds ago
well damn that's one hell of a bullet.
>>84710323
Thanks friend.
>>84712464
Read the thread before posting, thanks.
>>84709847
This guy gets it.
So which plot threads/characters from S3 do you think will be left unaddressed and not have any further plot relevance
>>84720564
all of them
>>84720564
James.
We will never find out why he's cool.
>>84720485
>being physically comfortable
>smiiling
GET REAL
>>84720485
YOU'LL BE
CHEATING YOURSELF
>>84720564
>Lynch
>leaving plot threads dangling
>>84711795
Hmm you might be onto something
>>84720690
Lynch does it constantly because he doesn't treat everything as a "plot thread" some things are just devices to deliver a metaphor or emotion that he wants to put across, see pic related, as a plot thread it goes nowhere but the entire film's vibe and atmosphere would be changed without it
My friend Nico, who lives in Pomona has a blonde wig. She wears it at parties. But she’s on hard drugs and turning tricks now. She looks very good in her blonde wig just like a movie star. Even girls fall in love with her when she’s looking so good in her blonde star wig. She blows kisses and waves. But she has got a hole in her vagina wall. She has torn a hole into her intestine from her vagina. She has seen a doctor, but it is too expensive. And now she knows her time has run out. She score a few more times, and then, like that, she will stay at home, with her monkey. She has a pet monkey. This monkey shits everywhere, but she doesn’t care! This monkey can scream. It screams like it in a horror movie. But there are those who are good with animals; who have a way with animals.
Imagine being Kyle MacLachlan right now.
>>84720467
>responding to a 4 hour old post.
>>84720690
>James was always cool
I feel that's all we need for a nostalgia fest for a bunch of characters, many of whom are dead or retired. They had to write something new and it's fucking great.
If Frost's Godzilla bs turns out to be the major theme, I'll be pissed
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/discuss/twin-peaks-part-8/is-mr-c-trying-to-make-another-nuclear-explosion/
Seems like we might be headed there though
>>84720784
The only scene I wish would be cut from Inland Empire. Could make room for some of the stuff in the deleted scenes movie like more of Sue's monologue or the scene with the Lost Girl buying the watch from the Phantom.
>>84720856
pleb
>>84720789
what about it?
>>84720878
Sue's monologue is the best part of the movie and we could have more of that.
>>84720784
>>84716303
The show so far is fucking garbage, and all the posters in this thread are delusional. There's been two good episodes (6 and 7), the rest is disjointed filler and will lead nowhere.
I'm guessing all the (sane) people who don't agressively masturbate to whatever Lynch manages to vomit onto the screen abandoned these threads after 2-3 episodes.
>>84720826
This confirms that Mr. C's playing card really was the Experiment/Mother/whatever. He's trying to summon it or recreate it by creating another nuclear explosion.
>>84721232
Pfft some faggot forum post doesn't confirm that for me, all I need to see are the words of Jack Parsons in Secret History re: the ability of explosions to "open the door" to the other world / Babalon's domain to know what's what.
>>84721232
Yeah, I had no idea Secret History would be this relevant to the Return but it's getting Frosty.
I really really don't want to see a grey alien.
>>84721232
If the nuclear plant is outside of/in Twin Peaks and he fucking blows up the town, the show is as DROPPED as can be.
>>84713797
imagine to be her pusy slave
>>84720763
The whole purpose of that scene is to make the audience feel uneasy for the rest of the movie. Every time the camera pans around the corner slowly, after watching the hobo scene, you expect something to jump out at you (which it never does).
>>84721218
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>84721218
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>84721460
>If the nuclear plant is outside of/in Twin Peaks and he fucking blows up the town, the show is as DROPPED as can be.
It would be fucking awesome if Lynch blows the entire town of twin peaks with a nuclear explosion honestly
Can someone explain to me what's with Lynch's obsession with affairs? Every movie he make seems to have an affair as s subplot or main. Blue Velvet,Mullholand Drive and Twin Peaks all have affairs. Especially twin Peaks.
What's his problem?
Someone make a new thread
>>84721692
There's already a new thread
>>84721612
>>84721682
Classic melodrama scenario.
New thread
>>84721612
>>84721612
>>84721612
>>84721524
>>84721545
>>84721493
Precisely, I was trying to say that looking at every scene in Lynch's work as an explicate plot thread is foolish.
>>84721460
I just wanted some more lodge kino, why the fuck do they need to go all X-Files on us?