/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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Don't mind me, just doing me exercises.

>>84674195
First for hanging man?

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:c

>you're about to go to bed when you hear a knock on the door
>you go to open and see Dennis Hopper standing there
>he pulls out a medical mask from his pocket and starts inhaling through it
What do you do?

Why did Cooper lose his coat when entering the black lodge in the S2 finale? He had it on when he entered. Fucking hack Lynch.

>>84674195
>sock garters
Do people actually do thing?

>>84674272
If I take that off will you die?

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I've done my part of the deal Frost

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/04/05/mark_frost_s_the_secret_history_of_twin_peaks_shows_just_how_bad_twin_peaks.html

>>84674306
Damn you got Frosted bro.

when is episode 9??

>>84674195
Wait who the fuck's that?

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DON'T LOOK AT ANDY'S GUT

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Sheryl Lee is COMFY!

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How can Lynch even compete?

>>84674457
Through abuse, rape, torture, kidnapping and murder.

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how do you go from this

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NO
FUCKING
JUDY
IN
THIS
THREAD

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>>84674520
to this?
He looks like a pussy now. At least before he looked more like a typical writer

>>84674371
Next sunday

>>84674543
Lynch drugged him

>>84674371
>>84674544
Rip i mean this sunday

>>84674272
laugh when the helium makes his voice go funny

>>84674543
He was killed by David and Harry Enfield was hired to replace him

>>84674658
So that's why he's always advertising his book? To get lods of emone?

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>Anon, is this the toy you wanted for your birthday? It was a little expensive so you're going to have to find some way to pay me back...

>>84674520
>>84674543
he became BOB

>>84674716
WOP YER PIES ON THE COUNTAH!

So I've heard mentioned around some believe that Cooper actually came back to a different time by traveling through the 3 outlet after Naido pulls the switch. It was originally 15.

I hear it originated on dugpas, and can't seem to find the thread or location of said theory. Does anyone here have any working knowledge of it, or could lay it out so I could decide on the veracity of it? I was wondering if something strange happened there as well, and thinking back I can't specifically recall any 2010+ technology being shown in those scenes, but I also can't say for sure. I'm going to take a look a little later tonight, but I was wondering what the rest of the community felt about this theory and whether you guys had anything to add or to share.

The theory is basically the outlet determined maybe the year that Cooper would exit into, and because it initially would exit into the box where he would be mauled, Naido switched the box so he would instead exit the socket 3. 3 could be indicative of 2003? That's all I really got. Any expansion on it is appreciated greatly!

YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>84674823
No, funkos are garage it's the outcome of a 50 year old executive seeing his kid watching "them Chinese cartoons with the big eyes". I want the missing pieces you stupid bitch.

>>84674585
ok thanks my man

>>84674823
BABY WANTS TO HUG!

>>84674850
It was debunked they're using tablet's an the meeting with Dougie

>>84674850
>2003fags still exist

We see an iPad in DougieCoop's "timeline"

Dougie get ipad

>>84674850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJjYNViAorE

>>84674823
w2c that comfy scarf

Twin Peaks without David Lynch is ________

Do you guys think we're going to get any more with Laura and/or Leland?

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>>84675028
>2003

>>84675070
season 2

>>84675070
Melrose Place

>>84675070
As bad as a Slate article

>>84675070
Coherent and makes sense ',:^)

>>84675100
There's this one image that makes me lean in one direction regarding one of those characters floating around

>>84675070
le quirky reddit show

>>84674850
I'm not sure whether you're baiting or not but Coop's hotel key that Jade sent arrived on Twin Peaks a few days later so no

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An anon pointed out that the chair from first pic looks like the one used in EP 8

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>>84675070

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>check kyle's twitter
>find this
lel

>>84675302
It's also the same chair in the middle image

>>84675350
God, could you imagine if tarrentino did twin peaks, alot of laura Palmer's feet, spouced with talking about sucking black cock.

>>84675070
Like rape without murder

>>84675070
Comfy.

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Sheryl Lee is huggable and CUTERER!!

>>84675302
Why does Coop's face look so fucked up in the first image?

>>84674306
Goooood, goooood.

Now pre order the next book too.

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>TPG thread?...bring back some memories.

>>84675698
Watch season 1

>>84675698
Makeup to make him look older.

>>84675698
In the dream he was 25 years older, so he has grey hairs and some wrinkles. When Laura said "see you in 25 years" she was merely referring to this dream sequence.

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Attempt to dispute this.

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>>84675893
I can't because it's impossible

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper) https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>84675941
Genuinely curious, could you explain yourself and your motivations a little more?

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>>84675941
HE LIES

>>84675941
Are you the same guys who posts this in every thread or has it spread and others are doing it? Cos it's a big pile of LIES.

>>84675941

>Pic is evil cooper

No it's fucking not. Kyle wears black contacts for evil cooper he said so in an interview.

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Dougie is the key to all of this

>Cooper is still semiDougiemode when he begins driving the car
>he repeats the directions said by the GPS

>>84676163
>>84676071

>>84676133
It's not about the bunnies.

>>84676204
We're not gonna talk about the bunnies

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more like Asian husbandu edition

We're NOT going to post lewd pics

>>84676315
i've got some bad news for you

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>>84676342

senorita dido has best milkies :3

>>84676342
That's correct

>>84676071
You'll see...

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>>84676342
Hugs not fugs!

david lunch lol

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>>84676575
Want to hug!

I think I've got a handle on things so far but a question that keeps entering my head is...

>Will Rhonda 'tard rape Coop?

>>84676575
>>84676629

Why the FUCK is she so smug?

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>>84676649
She is CUTE!

>>84676649

Because she's humanity's saviour.

>>84675893
>Laura
>Donna
>Shelly
>Audrey

Fixed it to reflect the real order. This is official so don't even bother to dispute it.

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>>84676204
>it's not
Scenes from Rabbits are interspersed throughout Inland Empire, which features Rita/Camilla from Mullholland Drive in the closing credits, thus confirming Inland Empire and Mullholland Drive are in the same universe. Additionally club Silencio is the Black lodge where the Giant and the fat Lady reside in the most recent episode of Twin Peaks, thus confirming Rabbits, Inland Empire and Mulholland Drive are all set in the Twin Peaks universe.
Trust me, bunnies are at the centre of all of this.

>>84676912

>Black Lodge

Pretty sure that was the White Lodge, friend.

>>84675893
Moira Kelly's Donna is best though.

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>when the Sheryl Lee spammer single handedly killed /tpg/
no one appreciates your waifuism autism

>>84676912

https://garmonblogzia.wordpress.com/2015/09/22/lodges-empires-and-lost-highways-the-grand-unification-theory-of-the-lynchian-universe-part-1/

This guy gives a good go at the Lynchverse theory but it was written pre Return.

>>84677003
Sorry, you're right I meant to write white lodge.

>>84674333
>In a note of unwitting irony, Frost has the “archivist” who compiled this dossier elaborate on his theories about the differences between secrets and mysteries:
>"… a secret is only a secret as long as you keep it. Once you tell someone, it loses all of its power, for good or ill. Like that, it’s just another piece of information. But a real mystery can’t be solved, not completely. It’s always just out of reach, like a light around the corner. You might catch a glimpse of what it reveals, but you can’t know the heart of it, not really. That’s what gives it value. It can’t be cracked. It’s bigger than you and me, bigger than everything we know."
>Exactly. And that explains why The Secret History of Twin Peaks turns out to be the perfect title for Frost’s book. There’s not a drop of mystery left in it by the time he’s done.

Is this bitch retarded? The paragraph she just quoted explains that regardless of how many secrets are revealed, the mystery isn't solved. Hence, all the contents of the Secret History don't begin to cover the mystery of Twin Peaks, and the unanswerable mystery is the real dark power underlying all the bizarre, goofy secrets and conspiracies in the book.

Fucking Slate

>>84677081
>Caring how others use the internet

>>84677081
I do

>>84677110
>books women will never understand
(all of them)

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David Lynch was the bad influence and the one who became not so nice, not the boys.

>>84674195

That's not even Kyle..

>>84677201
He saved them, they owed him some gratitude.

>>84677327
He tried to sexually harass and abuse them

>>84677081
Using one of my screencaps. Ironic

>>84677081
Literally this

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>>84677081
>thinking there's only one

I've not been in all of these threads, but has anyone noticed the similarity between the bug crawling into the house and Lynch's short film "The Bug Crawls"?

>>84674398
John Malkovich

>>84677081
Yeah because these threads move so fast

>>84677819

Weird that people are still going 11 days after the last Episode.

>>84677942
Doesn't hurt that it was one of the best tv episodes of all time

>>84677942
we're carried by the fury of our momentum

>>84677987
Fire walk with me

>>84677819
They definitely did before the waifu fags showed up at least.

>>84674333

Any chance of an archive link so I don't have to give slate a click?

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The King and I. Do you like it?

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>>84678171
I said I like it, kid.

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The CUTE Witch

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>>84675941
DELETE THIS

COOPER WILL BE BACK!!!!!

>>84678032
OR maybe it has something to do with there hasn't been a new episode in two weeks

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>>84678248
He is back already, anon. He's just Dougie'd

>>84678289
OR maybe neither of us are wrong

>>84678314

Dougie Coop is superior Coop

>>84678032
Twin Peaks threads pre-S3 were always glorified waifu threads. It's just that Laura is an objectively shit waifu.

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Cuteposting cannot be stopped

First the Audreyfags fell, then the Donnafags fell, then the Shellyfags fell

Accept that Sheryl is /ourgal/ or face the consequences

Reply "CUTE" to this post or you will die in your sleep before watching episode 9

>>84675070
Fun
Season 2 meandered a lot but I can at least say that I was thoroughly entertained by some stuff like Ben Horne pretending to be a civil war general

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>>84678381
Sheryl Lee is not just CUTE, she is also a very nice person with the heart in the right place!

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>>84678381
how about I just post best girl and tell you to fuck off, Laurafag.

>>84678381
I know you have no power because there's no such thing as Donnafags.

That said I can't risk dying before S3 ends so CUTE

>>84675070
Better. His aesthetic has already been established. Twin Peaks can be done without him now. His best contributions have already been made.

>>84678503
And he's so much of a whore that he'll still play Gordon Cole. He'll just tell everyone how much those episodes sucked and how he would have done so much better years later.

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DAVID WHERE ARE MY SCENES

>>84678469
I've been studying Kyle's face in that gif for a few minutes straight now and can say that his little smile there is a genuine smile. His entire face, including his eyes, are part of the smile. It's very nice emoting, acting and all of that.

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>>84678593
Why hasn't David filmed my scenes yet, Sheryl?

>>84678688
geez Audrey almost worse than LFB

>>84678822
How you doing Lara?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/twin-peaks-star-kyle-maclachlan-promises-everything-will-make-sense-1019076

>>84678822

Nah, man. LFB fell into another dimension and what came out is only slightly """""human"""""

>>84678899
Kyle also got to read the whole script and chat with Lynch without performing three weeks worth of sexual favors

>>84678906
it is just the nicer hair
put Lara's hair on Fenn and they are equal

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>>84678822
i liked how Ray Donovan made a point of how horribly she aged in season 2

>>84674306
Please check my other books too.

>>84678969
>She didn't age horribly
>you watch Ray Donovan

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>>84674898
>No, funkos are garage

No, funkos are car hole

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>>84678822
JUST

>tfw we are really being FROSTED not LYNCHED

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>>84677090
>garmonblogzia

>>84679306
Real Twin Peaks fans, not the ones who bandwagoned the show this year, knew this all along.

>>84678381
CUTE

>>84678593
Seriously, what the fuck happened to her? Didn't she at least look presentable like a year or two ago?

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>>84679432
this is her in 2000, you can already see the JUSTING, she looks like Michael Jackson's daughter

>>84679508
When did she go frogmode?

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>>84678593
Can someone give me a quick rundown on her?

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print screen this
Lynch will pull a Mulholand Drive
and all next episodes will be in alternate universe

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>>84679627
2003

>>84677110
FROSTED

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>>84678381

CUTE

Just watched erasurehead...what the fuck.

>>84677110
She somehow still has better reading comprehension than the average person in /tpg/.

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>Watching FWWM
>Laura snaps her fingers downwards to get eaten out in the pink room
>Shes does the same thing to cooper in the black lodge

Did Laura want cooper to eat her out?

Is Ray Donovan any good

>>84679887
>erasurehead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc

H E L L
G O D
B A B Y
D A M N
N O

>>84679865

Sherilyn spoiled like milk.

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>>84679973

>>84678381
CUTE

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>>84678381
CUTE

>>84680010
AYUDAME!!

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>>84680047
All these qt girl's makes me want to find out this young celebrity she was real qt had the bluest eyes looking right into the camera brownish hair, but I forgot her name.

>>84680285
Found her it was Emily Rudd

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>Naomi Watts will never dress you

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>>84680526
Hot Damn

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Screenshot of EP 9 from Croatia

>>84679865
Source?

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>>84680526

>>84678381
CUTE!

Does TPG tend to get a little car sick?.

>>84680506
yikes, ugly as fuck

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>>84680751
You want to settle this like men?

>3 days and 3 hours til the next episode
fuck pls time go faster, we have completely run out of topics in this general.

If I want to watch the new season should I watch the old series first if it's been 10 years since I watched them?

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Reminder

>>84675028
>noassfu

>>84680749
Anon, we're in South Dakota; Cossacks are in Russia.

>>84680855
If you can remember vital point s and characters then I think you'll be good.

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>>84680848
>fuck pls time go faster

like it doesn't go fast enough already

>>84680884
I highly recommend my dick in every one of her orifices.

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>>84680848
Even the Missoula poster is tired >>84674873
Meanwhile, i predict audrey for part 9.

>>84679917
Wouldn't you?

>>84680884
http://sfgate.com/entertainment/article/The-Bliss-of-Being-Sheryl-Lee-The-career-of-2837283.php

>no BF for 8 years
>single at 50 years old

No wonder she's "/ourgal/", she's a total fucking loser.

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>>84680896
CAR SICK

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>>84680884
reminder

>>84680964
>loser

she has options, we don't

>>84680884
What's tantric sex workshops?

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>>84675893
>>84676860
>no Christian qt waifu
Pleb list.
Look at her, she's a like a porcelain doll.

>>84680911
>911

I think I'll start from the beginning, thanks.

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Audrey really wasn't looking too good last episode was she?

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>we will rise up and take down this racist fascist president and put hillary in charge. Down with Trump. Down with the system.

what did he mean by this?

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>>84680964
>I went with a male friend who I've been with sexually

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>84681001
I know right, that's my dream too

>>84680962
For the first day yeah, but anon, what if it gets fishy for not washing for 25 year's?

>>84681023
HOW WILL AUDREYFAGS EVER RECOVER

>>84680997
Indian mystic shit, basically you pay some Indian dude to fuck you for 5 hours without cumming

>>84680964
I bet she's the one constantly Sherylposting.

She knows that a good portion of /tv/ just parrots every opinion they hear and will therefore share the opinion that she's actually attractive if they see what appear to be others that think that. She's hoping to meme herself to a career resurgence or at least fix her self esteem.

>>84681074
Sounds like some advance cuckoldry

>>84681001
Annie is second to only Audrey. Shelly and FWWM Donna occupy the next tier, then it's a bunch of literally whos in comparison afterwards.

>>84681123
looks like you got triggered, I bet you cum in seconds

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>>84681148
>FWWW Donna
this meme again

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Bravo Lynch.

>>84680964
This article made me like her less.

>>84681154
Yeah I'm very triggered anon I'm literally shaking, so it takes you 5 hours to bust a nut anon you might be gay if that's the case.

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>>84680949
I'm thinking she'll show up a bit later, in like episode 10 or 11. Lynch is really holding out on us.

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>>84681187
>fire walk with we

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>>84678381
The Lanafags will have their time

>>84681219
People always talk about how popular Twin Peaks was in Japan. Then why is there no Twin Peaks hentai? Why?! This picture has so much potential.

>>84681190
I don't know if the Money Screeches thing is true or not. I slowed down Moonlight Sonata and it sounded exactly like in the "show".

>>84680990
Bruh she's a washed up 6/10 C-level actress that's now old. She has more options than us but let's not fool ourselves into thinking she can have the pick of the litter.

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>>84681187
Delet this

Cooper will come back only after he makes eye contact with Shelly Johnson.

I'm working on getting all the information laid out, but after making eye contact with Andy, Leo, Nadine, and Gordon Cole, each of them was cured of a physical/mental ailment (unbeknownst to her).

Andy's sperm count was fixed

Leo came back from being completely brain dead

Gordon can hear Shelly while making eye contact with her

Nadine was brought back from being 18 again shortly after making eye contact with Shelly

I believe she has something to do with the White Lodge. Her parents are never mentioned, she has healing powers, and when Major Briggs makes eye contact with her he stops for a second before saying "compelling."

>>84681215
They can cum whenever they like, 5 seconds or 5 hours, the whole point is having the self-control to please a woman for 5 hours.
Oh, and other thing, you know how intense your fap is when you edge for like 30 minutes? now imagine 5 hours

So....... About Judy.....

>>84681326
n

>>84681297
I get it now, more about pleasing her while you edge, damn Laura is a kinky bitch.

>>84681326
Don't do it anon...

>>84674306
ACTUALLY LEAKED LOL IM BUYING NEW VIDEO GAMES TONIGHT

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>>84681276
have some Shelly to fuel your hentai dreams

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>it's a Judy gets blacked by the woodsman episode.

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>>84681187
>having taste this bad
fix yourself anon

>>84681096
I would be okay with that desu

Sheryl please reply to my post

>>84674543
Aging
It's going to happen to you one day as well

>>84681212
Why?

>>84681486
I used to think Shelly was meh but now she's my second favourite and still bangable today.

Shelly is best girl.

Twin Peak doesn't seem to have any good erotic fiction.

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>>84681495
>Tfw best Donna didn't come back

>>84681615
If Find any good'ens post em

>episode 8 was most people's favorite episode
>absolutely no Dougie to be seen in it
hmm

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>>84681595

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So who is the frogbug that crawled into the girl's mouth, is it BOB or MIKE ?

>>84681711
I actually like episode 3 the best. That one has the real Dougie Jones in it.

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>SHERYL LEE: (Laura Palmer) The whole thing was really out of left field for me. I just got a call one day that [Lynch] was casting something secretive.

>LYNCH: I sort of fell in love with her face from a resume picture. When we met, I told her I wanted to dip her in gray dye and have her be dead.

>LEE: It was a long, wet, cold day. It was a very interesting focus exercise because I literally was wrapped in plastic. If I had to get tea or use the rest room or anything, they had to carry me from the beach up to the lodge, unwrap me, and then wrap me back up again and carry me back down.

>FROST: She was supposed to be a stiff. We hadn't even written a role–just a couple of flashbacks.

>LYNCH: It became apparent what a presence she had in a little tiny video–it was in the pilot–that was shot by someone at a picnic. It's just a little bit of stuff, but when she comes up to the camera and kisses the lens, it's pretty staggering.

>LEE: After we shot the pilot, I stayed in Seattle and kept doing theater. I thought that was it. Then David called me months later and said, "How would you feel about moving to Los Angeles? I want to bring you back on the show." I was thrilled but said, "As what? I'm dead." He said, "I don't know, but we'll figure it out."

>FROST: Then the character of her cousin Madeleine, which of course is an homage to VERTIGO, came into play.

http://www.twin-peaks.fr/articles/serie/ewspecial.html

>>84681815
Don't know but I know it's something envolving native American heritage. It's in shotp

>>84681697
Found this: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1630832?view_adult=true . It's not jerk-off material, but it's quality.

>>84681697
And this: http://archiveofourown.org/works/171216

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>>84681292
That's pretty fucking observant of you.
Never noticed that.

Have a (You) for your underrated post.

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>>84681574
she's better now than ever b4

>84681957
>84681894

God Thesemake me hate LFB even more than I could have. Any coop x donna? Laura?

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>>84681828
hahaha LYNCHED

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>>84674180
So... Bowie confirmed for the finale?
What happens here?

>>84682000
The only one who aged the best

>>84681495
post tit sucking scene

>>84682000

I didn't think she looked good at the roadhouse but the RR scenes with her back get me rock hard.

In the immortal words of Manny in Scarface, "She bootiful mayne.".

>>84682067
Who's LFB? Sorry, new to the sub.

And I'll check for them. Most TP erotic fic seems to be Coop/Audrey.

>>84682123
*unzips dick*
say hello to my (not so little friend

>>84682134
Laura Flynn Boyle she stopped the Audrey x coop romance as she was dating coop irl.

>>84682086
>What happens here?
Everything, WEH LEEEEEAV INSHIIIIIIIIIIIIHDE A DDRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEAM

>>84682185
fake news

>>84674850
Ok so this 3 theory. I have a much simpler explanation I hardly see anyone talk about. Look at the time on DoppelCoop's each around the time Cooper goes through the outlet thing.

>>84682197
aw hell god baby damn no
aw god damn no baby hell
aw damn no god hell baby

>>84682070
I liked episode 8 too.

>>84682185
Here's 2 Laura/Audrey fics.

An arty one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10202144

A dirty one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6637975

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>>84682000

>she's better now than ever b4

no

>>84682202
Then what other reason did they drop it, Annie was garbage. I wonder how coop x donna would turn out maybe she uses coop for information but then she starts feeling something for him.

>>84682334
Annie proves it's fake news, why would LFB have a problem with Audrey but not Annie?

>>84682269
Wrong, thanks for playing

>>84682276
Holy Jumping George

>>84682376
Never thought about that, still i never liked Audrey anyway as a romantic character anyway.

>>84682403
To which fic?

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>>84681047
Best part:
She still looks great today.
Suck it Audreyfags.

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>>84682276
The adult one my nigga

>>84680042
who the hell is this qt

>>84678381
CUTE

>>84682185
And here's a dirty Donna/ Audrey fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/622064

Here's an arty Donna/ Laura fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9198758

There is no Donna x Cooper fic I can find easily.

>>84678822
Women shouldn't smoke cigs.

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>>84678501
There are FWWM Donnafags, if that counts.
I would know, I'm one of them.

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>>84682595
Thanks senpai, any hetero is good too. Have a (you) for your troubles

>>84682376
ever hear of personal problems? it could very well be the problem LFB had was not with Audrey/Coop, but with Fenn herself. that's why she might have had no issue with Graham being her bf's completely lackluster on-screen love interest.

>>84682679
>>84682595
FALSE

the sexiest character in FWWM is the Arm

SAD that he got fired from Season 3 due to Lynch's SELFISHNESS

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>>84682679
Me too senpai

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>>84682595
do people really get off to words?

>>84682742
hey Michael.

>>84682770
Yes. I mean, people with visual imaginations can. We're not getting off to words--we're getting off to the images those words are describing.

>>84682376
The problem wasn't that LFB was mad about Audrey being in a relationship with Dale, It was literally just that her character was getting more attention in the show than Donna.

Do I need to watch the previous seasons or is this a standalone show for people new to Twin Peaks.

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>ctrl + f webm
>3 results found
disappointing

>>84682882
Nah you don't at all, just watch it by itself. Anyone who tells you differently is just memeing.

>>84682770
You use your Imagination~

>>84682949
>expecting anyone who posts here to possess an imagination

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What did Lynch mean by this?

>>84682882
No but you do need to watch the coffee adverts they are very vital for season 3 story line.

>>84682973
>I'm retarded so everyone else must be retarded too

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Dougie gets kidnapped by Jim Belushi and Robert Knepper next episode and Dougiecoop rips off Jim Belushis head after Jim acts like a wolf

>>84682985

Is that the swimming pool Capone spent his last days fishing in when suffering syphilitic dementia?

>>84682985
Al capone is the real coop

>>84682840
>>84682949
yeah yeah, I get it and maybe people used to do that in the 90's or whatever but why don't just watch porn?

>>84682540
ciara

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>tfw three more days until Sunday

>>84683046
Because variety. Also, if you want porn of Twin Peaks characters with somewhat good writing, you need to use erotic fiction.

Also, porn isn't always that good.

>>84678381
CUTE but what if I already watched it

>>84683046
It's because some people like fictional characters like with twin peaks there's no porn of twin peaks with characters but with using writing you can with anything and anyone.

>>84683126
I feel like that would work better with an audiobook though, no?

>>84683143
what is that shit inside the egg? it's swirling around. it's still there even after the frog moth hatches and crawls away

>>84683026
No, i know this for a fact there's going to be party screencap this. Can't say anymore or Lynch won't let me write more any books.

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>>84683114
I pity whomever ended up using that mustard bottle.

8 > 7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1

>>84683149
Yeah it would be definitely, asmr is pretty hot, if i was a rich fag I would make girls voice all the donna Laura fan fics.

1 = 2 = 3 = 4 = 5 = 6 = 7 >>>>>>>>>> 8

>>84683149
See, with an audiobook, you have to hire soundalikes for a project, then record it, then post it.

But with writing, you can just write. All you need is your imagination, your libido, and your ability to write. It's much easier to make, and to consume.

>>84674272
"LEEEEEETTTS FUUUUUUUUCK" *drink Pabst Blue Ribbon*

>>84683245
What is this lynch mind fuckery

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>>84680701

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNZSiYLOWXg

>>84674180

>See, with an audiobook, you have to hire soundalike

That might not be true for too long if look up lyre bird it's like audio Photoshop and when it's perfected we could have ai sound alikes voicing all our fan fics.

NEW


>>84683343
>>84683343
>>84683343
>>84683343
>>84683343

>>84683252

>See, with an audiobook, you have to hire soundalike

That might not be true for too long if look up lyre bird it's like audio Photoshop and when it's perfected we could have ai sound alikes voicing all our fan fics.

(I accidentally replied to op fuck)

>>84678381
CUTE

>>84678381
yeah