/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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First for Georgia kino.

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I was just snooping on Riley Lynchs Facebook page and I found this. Has anyone seen this before? Maybe it's worth looking at?

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper) https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>>84683406
HE LIES AND SAYS THAT HE KNOWS THE END
CAN'T TRUST THE VEDDER MAN

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>>84683343
Leaping Larry confirmed for ep10

>>84683406
It looks like evil Cooper put makeup on to disguise himself

>>84683430
You'll see...

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>>84683448
[autistic screech]

Reminder all the band performances have been shit, and Lynch has lost his touch with music promoting emotion.

>>84683392
Bing Bong
Ting Tong
Ring Wrong
Him bin
Sonny Jim

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:c

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>>84683516
Sucks this got leaked out. This is probably something that is going to happen at the end of the series.

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Reminder that Mark Frost browses these threads and if you don't show your proof of purchase for his book he will find you

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>>84683392

>having your sons middle name be the name of your female editor

>>84683560
If feel it was it wouldn't be online didn't some images get purged from online when lynch started spurging out.

>>84683343
2 FUCKING WEEKS WE'VE BEEN DRY WAITING FOR ANOTHER EPISODE, THIS SUCKS

>>84683488
sorry your heart is dead and you couldn't enjoy the scene with chromatics

>>84683630
No, you cant purge something from the internet like that retard. Once its out its out.

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>>84683607
Sorry frost but I can't finish books i don't have the mental capacity.

THERE THEY ARE, ALBERT

>>84683754
Well, at least there's probably not going to be any more images leaked. Also plz no bully

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>>84683797

>>84683713
Literally who? There's been nothing memorable about any of the bands.

>>84683713
Was that the band that sung shadow?

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>>84683852

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After David Lynch got me hooked on coffee, sealing my teeth's fate as yellow garbage, I decided to try tooth whitening. The pain was and is far worse than anything I'd imagined. Women have compared it to child birth. From the moment the machine really gets going, I experienced random, intense electric shocks in individual teeth. Still am.

The machine seemed to be some kind of Goa'uld torture device, just blue light instead of gold. I survived their test until the third pass, at which point I told the hygienist we had a blue rose situation and I thought I might have left a cherry pie in the oven. Luckily she understood, but advised me not to eat it for 24 hours since it could stain my teeth.

Thanks to Lynch not only am I addicted to caffeine, I'm digging out some oxy left over from my last surgery. Whenever I try looking at the teeth in the mirror, it's like it's not me. I can only check for a second because the shocks completely take over if I keep staring. I haven't slept because the garmonbozia generated by this experience could have me waking up in the lodge.

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>>84683516
>>84683560

>>84683895
>defending TP:TR
LYNCHED amirite?

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/tpg/ is already dead after only 45 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

Is ptg feeling a little car sick?

>>84684122
No I'm just feeling a bit suicidal.

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>>84683961
You're in the show's general.

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>>84684273
T-that wasn't what I was expecting.

>>84683961
>defending a show in a general dedicated to the show
what did he mean by this

>>84683852
the band from the close of the premiere. i don't know how that could fail to have an impact on someone who liked the original series.

>>84684319
>>84684349
I'm in a Twin Peaks general.
The original show got music provoking emotion right. The Return has done a terrible job of it.

>>84683609

that's his mom dumbfuck

Is it me, or when they play the original tp music it's so quiet it's barely hearable like with andy in the woods.

>>84684530
>provoking emotion

damn, you are retarded

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/tpg/ like muffins?

>>84684857
Moira Kelly is the best donna

>>84684857
I'd to cream Moria's muffin

>>84684857
her eyebrows creep me out tbqh famalam

https://youtu.be/tU6NCrGu8Q0

What did he mean by this?

>>84683852
This poster is correct

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At least that faggot James never kissed nu Donna

rhonda worst girl

>>84683905

Am I supposed to know this person? Skylar??

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>>84683406

>>84684104
Sad!

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>>84685225

>the hobo literally wanted to get LYNCHED.com

>>84684104
Most people watch the show through streaming services which wouldn't count as views. Showtime only cares about subscribers.

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>>84683758
BUY
MY
BOOK

>>84685403

What's your WoW main Mark?

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>>84685430
I'll tell you if you buy my book anon

In 25 years I will tell the world about The Secret History of Twin Peaks General.

>>84685604
Screencap this thread and repost it in 25 year's.

>>84684857
Was it subtle lesbianism, bros?

>>84683516
REEEEEEEE LAURA'S DEATH AND THE FACT THAT SHE'S DEAD (WRAPPED IN PLASTIC) IS THE LINCHPIN OF THE WHOLE SHOW

>>84685726
Maybe there's an artificial Laura like what happened with Dougie.

>>84685726
It could be some surreal dream sequence

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How will Coopfags ever recover?

>>84685859
This is so badly shopped it hurts

>>84685664
>No sutle scenes of Donna eating Laura's pussy

Sad!.

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>>84685968
It's canon my man

>>84686017
Even so, the image is still garbage.

>>84683758

that's pretty sad anon, my condolences

>>84683688
I'm saving the rest of my pot for Sunday so I can enjoy the new episode in all its glory ;-D

>>84685985
this is the pussy and this is the beer
drink full and descend

>>84686170
D U D E

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When's /ourguy/ coming back?

>>84686170
buy some more you poor idiot

>>84684857
best donnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>84685363
So the bum literally eyerapes the viewer, no wonder

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>>84684857
Fake Donna fags need to kill themselves.

>>84685859
Why couldn't that be my seed growing in her belly?

>>84686226
It's way too fucking expensive for how much I smoke

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/tpg/ is lookin rough these days

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>>84686324
The Lynch-man will save us, we just need to hold out for three days.

>>84686314
then smoke less, idiot

>>84685726
That's right, he's ending it with this season so they can't get him on the treadmill.

>>84686360
>not allowed to kill myself for three more days

fuck you Lynch

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we need new memes Lynch. please make time go faster.

david lunch lol

>>84686892
jesus, hank looks like shit

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>>84685159
Was it autism?

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>>84685159
i was going to call him and you a faggot for this but his voice is pretty good

>>84686170
>watching kino while under the influence

Hello, reddit.

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Imagine being Special Agent Dale Cooper in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Audrey Horne, you fuckin' beautiful, intelligent, desirable, and everything a man wants in his life, I couldn't possibly have sex with you, both the professional and the personal me." when all he really wants to do is bang the shit out of her. Like seriously imagine having to be Cooper and not only stand in that room while Audrey Horne flaunts her perfect body in front of you, the harsh lighting hardly hindering her youthful and creamy skin, and just stand there, minute after minute, second after second, while she perfected that smile. Not only having to tolerate her flawless fucking visage but her sweet attitude as everyone in the town tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, AUDREY HORNE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her feminine fucking angel face contort into types of sexy looks you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Caroline Earle and Annie Blackburn and later alleged sex workers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the FBI in Philadelphia. You've never even seen anything this fucking beautiful before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her buxom breasts as she projects them outwards to writhe them suggestively at you, confidently assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to be there and revel in her "Virginal (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the FBI director calls for another week at Twin Peaks, and you know you could kill every single person in this town before the Sheriff department could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Coop. You're not going to lose your future FBI director career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>84686170
degenerate

>people think episode 8 is the Lynchiest episode when really it's the Frostiest

>>84688189
It's how you can tell the actual Twin Peaks fans from the trendhoppers, anon.

>>84685159
>>84687980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh5Zjm4kMus
Chris Dotson is a pretty cool guy
I like Bruce Brian Billings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW-W3VnqOV8

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>>84688189
>>84688237
>not realising it was a Frosted Lynching

>yfw Chet Desmond kills DoppleCoop

>>84686892
We've never had a character like Richard "Dick" Tremayne before, he's the key to all this.

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>>84683343
What are the most "Lynchian" non-Lynch films? i.e. works that influenced him or works that were influenced by him/straight-up ripoffs

pic related seems to be a major influence, not only specifically in Mulholland Dr. but also in general w/r/t dreams and dream imagery

>>84688327
It really makes you think...

>>84686220
Literally the funniest scene in the entire original series desu

>>84688455
Edward Penishands

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Imagine how many times he pounded her in exchange for making her a star

>>84688283
kek the extreme makeover video was actually pretty funny

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>it's a Dougie plays Pokemon Go with Sonny Jim episode

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>>84688564
>star

>>84688564
It's not like Lynch isn't attractive too, she probably begged him to

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Reminder that if you didn't watch Twin Peaks before The Return was announced, you're a bandwagoner and not a true fan.

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when is reviewbrah gonna show up?

>>84688695
it was announced like 2 years ago though, show was supposed to air in 2016

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>>84688737
he already did

>>84688695
This eliminates probably 80% of /tpg/

>>84688737
I think Lynch would fall in love with reviewbrah if he knew him and he'd want to have him in all his films

>>84688695
What bandwagon? I don't know anyone who watches the show outside of 4chan anons.

>>84688695
Reminder that if you didn't watch every episode of Twin Peaks season 1 and 2 when they were first aired on ABC in 1990/1991, you're a bandwagoner and not a true fan.

>>84688796
can you make it bluer?

>>84688737
I'm pretty sure if David ever saw Reviewbrah, he'd legitimately cast him in a small role

>>84688858
what he meant is there was Twin Peaks threads on /tv/ way before the return was announced and you probably weren't a fan back then

>>84688858
And Reddit. Honestly the only two places that like and discuss it. We are a small community.

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>>84688455
Hour of the wolf i think is actually a even bigger influence, just to name another one by Bergman.
Also Luis Buñuel films, specially The Exterminating angel.

And i think he said once that the sound design of Picnic in hanging rock heavily influenced eraserhead

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>>84688903

he cast this faggot for doing different accents on YouTube

SOMEONE GET REVIEWBRAH TO HIM PLEASE

>>84688873
GenXers on my /tv/?

>>84687663

yet he's arguably been in more shit than anyone else, kek

>>84688954
dugpa, facebook, tumblr, etc. it's really not a special club

>>84688967
isn't that a Siouxsie song?

>>84689020
You mean places where people "like" or repost images for cool guy points? Discussion doesn't happen there.

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>>84688944
>tfw remembering classic twin peaks general threads
>pic related + a single period or ellipses as the OP text

M A X I M U M C O M F Y

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>>84688944
Yeah you're right, I only started watching after seeing this image.

>>84689098
yes it does, dugpa is a forum and facebook has TP groups where you can discuss the show

>>84688695
What if I played Deadly Premonition way back then and always had Twin Peaks on my backlog but only just got to watching it last year with no idea there was a third season until afterwards?

>>84689140
does that imply NMH and the x-files are shit?

>>84683852
>>84685192

Uh, the Chromatics? Cactus Blossoms? Fucking NINE INCH NAILS?

What do you only listen to shitty dad rock and whatever gets played on MTV? Maybe you are too much of a pleb for Twin Peaks.

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>>84689139
Yeah, I remember seeing that bird all the time but I always hid those threads back then, silly me

>>84689188
probably

>In 2007, artist Matt Haley and Twin Peaks producer Bob Engels began work on a graphic novel continuation of the series, to be included in the "Complete Mystery" DVD box set. Haley stated: "Bob and I had a number of discussions about what the story would be, I was keen to use whatever notes they had for the proposed third season. I really wanted this to be a literal 'third season' of the show. Bob told me they really wanted to get away from the high school setting, so after the resolution of the Cooper-BOB-possession plot point, they would have cut to something like 'Ten Years Later', and then shown us a Twin Peaks where Cooper had quit the FBI and had become the town pharmacist, Sheriff Truman had become a recluse, etc. He also mentioned they were going to have Sheryl Lee come back, this time as a redhead, and probably have her character killed by BOB again. There were also some vague ideas about BOB and Mike being from a planet made of creamed corn, something about Truman driving Mike backwards through the portal into the Black Lodge (which I think would have been a really nice cinematic scene)." Lynch vetoed the project, stating that he respected the effort but did not want to continue the story of Twin Peaks in any way.

Holy kek Engels was a fucking hack lmao. No wonder Mark Frost wanted him dead.

>>84688737
>>84688855
>>84688903
>all Reviewbrah wants is a clean place, reasonable price.

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>>84689366
A FUCKING PLANET MADE OUT OF CREAMED CORN

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>>84688695
I watched it when The Entire Mystery came out, so I'm still a bandwagoner just less so than I could be.

That said, I go all in and take it more serious than the majority of people even if I'm late to the party. I've never been one to hop on a trend just so I can feel like I'm part of some current social wave of interest, it's always a very private thing and I usually take quite some time before I discuss it with people because I feel a need to be adequately knowledgeable about it.

But time and time again I find that nobody ever does this, everyone just has a surface level interest of things.

>>84689401
>Reviewbrah is literally young Dale

>>84689425
you sound like a pretentious pseud faggot

>>84689366
> planet made of creamed corn

You people make fun of this as if it isn't something Lynch could make fucking incredible. Just remember the Eraserhead intro and think what he could do with a cream corn surrealist space setting. Everything else in that text is a block of shit, but I think this part is actually an interesting idea.

The thing about the black lodge is that it's psychological, it doesn't and shouldn't make sense. A planet made of creamed corn (pain and suffering) is a cool idea.

>>84689366
At least the story would have actually fucking been in Twin Peaks.

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>>84689498
>You people make fun of this as if it isn't something Lynch could make fucking incredible.

>>84689431
>the good Reviewbrah is trapped in the Lodge, write it in your diary

>>84689498
A planet made out of creamed corn is the literal definition of ''We may have gone too far in a few places''

>>84689458
Nope, I would never say this to anybody's face, nor do I really judge people for not having the same level of interest I do in things, it's more of a character flaw of mine where I feel some innate need to justify my tastes.

Comes from a fear of being unsure about myself and my tastes in arts and how they have evolved. You start questioning just how influenced you've been by certain subcultures so you wanna evaluate what you like and why you like it.

>>84683607
>$17.52
I paid 35 bucks at Barnes and Noble. Fuck

>>84689626
get a grip autist

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>>84689641
I bought Secret History at Barnes & Noble around the time it came out and they put their fucking stickers on all of the books.

>mfw

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>>84688695
I watched it after it was announced but I had no knowledge of a third season coming when I did watch seasons 1+2 and FWWM

>>84689678
You're what? Probably 17-19, give it 2-3 more years and you'll start feeling the same way, desu.

>>84689749
Way off, get a grip you autistic idiot

>>84689582
Not really when you consider a lot of the shit in Twin Peaks sounds absolutely insane on paper
seriously, cream corn representing pain & sorrow

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>>84689366
>He also mentioned they were going to have Sheryl Lee come back, this time as a redhead, and probably have her character killed by BOB again.

The point of Twin Peaks in his eyes was to have a Sheryl Lee of every hair color get murdered by BOB.

B R A V O

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>>84689788

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hahaha openendedfags BTFO. How will they ever recover?

>>84688455
Sunset Boulevard was the biggest influence on Mulholland.

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>>84689139
gonna go read some old tp threads in the archive now. thanks for reminding me of those times

ready for comfy

>>84689915
Lynch just love seeing Sheryl Lee suffer
Watch the Laura orb simply be the White Lodge reincarnating her as another person just for her to get killed again, and not some origin bullshit

>>84690135
I like it anyway really, I'm a cuck like that.

>>84683360
>gooba!

>>84688455
>Harriet Andersson
>Eva Dahlbeck
>Ingrid Thulin
>Bibi Andersson
>Liv Ullman

Lynch also has ol' Ingmar's knack for casting prime waifus

>>84690135
>openended
as much as I love s3, I really don't want a fourth season.

>>84690291
You don't have to watch it.

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Isn't transcendental meditation proven to be like a cult hoax?

Doesn't anybody find it odd that they want you to send them a bunch of money over something that is supposedly rooted in self improvement and reaching inner peace? Why do they need your money for that? You don't have to pay money to go to church, why is TM doing all this weird fuckery.

There's also the matter of the leader genuinely believing that he could levitate and read minds...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maharishi_Mahesh_Yogi

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>>84690233
don't forget Gunnel Lindblom, she was a total qt

>>84690160
can you link some

>>84690163
> Maharishi University of Management (MUM), formerly Maharishi International University, is an American non-profit university located in Fairfield, Iowa. It was founded in 1973 by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and features a "consciousness-based education" system that includes the practice of the Transcendental Meditation technique.
Jesus fucking Christ Lynch.

>>84690343
Didn't Lynch spend like $40k to meet with the Yogi?

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>>84690160
>tfw the dramatic irony of reading all the posts from people who are sad because they think there will be a never be a season 3
I hope they're here now

>>84690343
>cult
They're charging you for the course, what's wrong with that? You don't want to pay, just learn it for yourself

>>84690329
Doesn't mean it can't retroactively diminish all the good of the series. This needed to be TPs swan song, not a bid for more seasons. Same reason why I want no more episodes like 8, it'll be hard to top and ruin the impact it has.

>>84690343
>proven to be like a cult hoax?
no, it isn't an open & shut case like Scientology
it is intensely debated
and you have to pay money because people are taking time out of their day to teach you

How was your day today /tpg/? Hope it was good :) my dad killed himself today

>>84690361
just go to the archive and search for Twin Peaks in the opening post and sort by oldest first

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/twin%20peaks/type/op/order/asc/

>>84690456
>I want no more episodes like 8
Oh boy. You are not going to like the rest of this season.

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David, hand me the scenes.

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>>84690349
holy shit

>>84690368
So this is literally a cult right

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Imagine being Bobby in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Dad, you fuckin' smart, all warm with your loving speech and honorably inspiring parental advice. I would totally make a proud father of you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Shelly in front of Leo. Like seriously imagine having to be Bobby and not only sit in that chair while Major Briggs recites his esoteric dream to you, his poignant strength barely concealing his tears and fatherly love, and just sit there, minute after minute, second after second, while he perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate his deep fatherly love but his inspiring attitude as everyone in town tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MAJOR BRIGGS FEELS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his powerful fucking speech contort into types of feelings you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Laura Palmer and Shelly Johnson and later alleged Audrey Horne for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Twin Peaks. You've never even seen anything this fucking kind-hearted before, and now you swear you can taste the tears that's breaking out of his weary eyes as he opens them to connect affectionately with you, proudly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "classified (for that is what he calls himself)" information, the information he worked so hard for with the military in the previous months. And then Major Briggs tells you he loves you, and you know you could kill every single person in this diner before the sheriff department could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bobby. You're not going to lose your future football career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>84690160
I just did this. Seeing posts I remember making years ago is fucking surreal. I was the biggest Audreyposter in the game.

>>84690368
>>84690506
Lynch would have killed himself had he not found Transcendental Meditation after Dune. He's admitted this a few times. He was in a bad spot, and was recommended it by a friend. Most of his ideas come from meditation.

THIS IS THE WATER

>>84690472
>spoiler

I don't believe you

>>84690492
I imagine most won't, not hard for surrealism to become trite. Episode 8 is a revelation, trying to top it would be a mistake.

>>84690483
>2013 is the oldest they got

why even bother

why the fuck is the entirety of tpg on the sgdq threads

>>84690627
sgdq?

>>84690627
Because these threads are filled with underage redditors.

David Lynch kills niggers.

>>84690627
Sorry, I used that as a shitposting haven for /tpg/ when every other board on 4chan went down besides /v/ and a few others. I guess some other people ran with the memes.

>>84690469
Well given the fact that there is zero research done on whether or not it has a real effect on you, I'd say there's cause to be concerned at least. It's a little weird how everyone just accepts it as this great thing, I mean there isn't even a criticism page on wikipedia for it.

This is a movement that claims you can levitate if you pay enough money and become a high enough rank within it. That's fucking weird.

I am completely sold on meditation as a concept, even if it is very hard to prove with data whether or not it has an effect. But TM sounds sketchy.

>>84686636

HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84690673
Meant to say that it went down this morning if you didn't already know

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tCbsGYUhxXo

>get a chance to ask the star of your favorite show any question on earth
>only ask him the most boring normiecore questions
I'm legitimately angry now.

>>84690728
What would you have asked him?

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>>84690583
And this is Miguel

>>84690767
Would you still have dated Lara Flynn Boyle if you knew she would turn into the ugly frog she is today?

>>84690349
>>84690504
>Gunnel Lindblom
speaking of, The Silence is my favorite Bergman and the only film of his where she had a major starting role instead of a supporting one (she was more front-and-center in his theatre work from what I've read)

she's great in it, and yes, hot as fuck

>>84690674
>Well given the fact that there is zero research done on whether or not it has a real effect on you
this is a lie. There have been hundreds of studies done on meditation. Issue is many early studies were flawed.

>I mean there isn't even a criticism page on wikipedia for it.
>wikipedia
Wikipedia being shit is its own problem

>>84690627
This makes me beyond sad to hear. /v/ is the worst place on this site, I hate the idea of those underage faggots watching this show

>>84690800
Its sad you're probably so detached from reality that you actually think this is an acceptable thing to ask another human being.

Is there a /tv/ archive before 2013?

>>84690767
Where does The Flintstones and Showgirls fit into the Twin Peaks timeline, of course.

>>84688695
>tfw finished watching it like a month before the Return was announced

>>84690800
And the people who were screening the questions would have scrolled right past it. Great job.

>>84690895
4chan wasnt created until very late 2013

>>84686636
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84690901
Both iterations of DoppelCoop at different points in time. Along with this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QERKzECsks

>>84690800
>the bug that crawled into that girls mouth was Donna
>Lynch asked Lara Flynn Boyle to go frog mode so she could be the main villain of the new season
>she sacrificed her appearance for kino
Apologize.

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ask me anything

>>84690833
Yeah, i hate how underrated she is , she is a great actress. And i yes, the silence is fantastic, top 3 Bergman probably

>>84691124
did you make your dad watch evangelion

>>84690983
Two things ruin that episode for me.

>he does immediately just after having one eye ripped out
>he spends 90% of the episode sperging when there are ten different ways for him to get out of the handcuffs, all of them immediately available for him

He was wasted on this one, he should've been in the one with John Lovitz and the crazy people performing Hamlet desu

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What if every actor that didn't return is replaced by a tree but it's never mentioned?

Like if we get a scene where Cooper is supposed to be reunited with Annie and it's just the same tree as The Arm except with a blonde wig and they just act like it's normal...or a scene where Harry is supposed to be on his deathbed and it's the tree with a cowboy hat on.

>>84691154
>does
Meant to say dies, this is what happens when you phonepost

>>84686170
>not watching it sober first then getting fucked up for the second viewing immediately after

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>>84691182
I like the way you think. It's retarded, but I like it.

>>84690779
>mexicans aren't white

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>84688695
It kinda felt nice that a year after I watched the original they announced the new series, the wait still seemed like forever. I can't imagine what it was like for older fans of the series.

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>>84688695
ok I'm a bandwagoner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLLbTCs7RUc&list=PLB6A132F3F3E642ED
Snake?

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>>84690779
>he didn't get a sticky
/tv/ mods are faggots and should be publicly executed for shit like this. based miguel died from cancer, not suicide like half the shitheads that get stickies. fuck robin williams

>>84691396
I watched it in 2008 a little while after the Gold Box DVD set came out and it still felt like a fucking lifetime. I can't imagine what it was like for the handful of fans that kept the community alive since the original series ended.

>>84691396
>there are Twin Peaks fans who died before the new season came out
>there are Twin Peaks fans who died never believing there'd ever be a new season

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>Series finale
>Dale is about to defeat Evil Dale
>Suddenly we cut to Lynch meditating in front of the camera
>He opens his eyes and stares directly into the camera
>Then he yells "LYNCHED!"
>Fade to black, roll credits

>>84691150
he showed it to me

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>>84691476
>Lynch will never work with Kojima to make a video game

>>84691542
I refuse to believe David Lynch is actually this based. It's not possible.

my dad is a big fan of anime

>>84691639
for u maybe

>>84691476
I've always felt MGS was a weird match up of Berserk + 80's action movies + Twin Peaks (character interaction).

>>84691502
james has always been cool

Hello?!

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>>84686170
dude

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>>84683360
Long time, no see.

>>84692224
>red snookar bawls? i don ged it

>>84692224
Coop in Japan?! I knew this season would do that eventually.

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Can we confirm who the muffin was in this situation?

>>84683516
So is that supposed to be the finale, Coop and Laura enter the house only to be greeted by the whole production crew who tell them their whole existence was just a TV show?

>>84692291
We already did, spam-kun.

>>84692263
Dougie's gonna see the ad and they'll pull out a Mr. Sparkle. There goes episodes 9 through 16.

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Judy?

>>84692291
Such a pivotal scene.

This was the last time that they spoke as friends.

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>>84692291
I want to lick that eyebrow

>>84692451
Link to this ad?

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>>84692502
http://mentalfloss.com/article/28227/damn-fine-twin-peaks-coffee-ads-japan
And yes they've been established (repeatedly) as canon.

>>84683343
>want to start watching Twin Peaks
>enter thread for informations
>get everything spoiled
>have no more reason to watch it
well thanks I guess, saved me a lot of hours

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>>84692562
>thinking narrative is the only reason to watch something
You probably wouldn't have liked it in the first place, pleb

>>84692562
>expecting no spoilers for a 25+ year old show

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>>84692559
Damn fine find, Anon!

>>84692612
The unexpectedness of Twin Peaks, while keeping a certain narrative logic, is a major component of what makes the show good to be honest. It's not really a marvel on the technical point of view.

>>84692719
I watched the show knowing most of the major twists years ago and still became a huge fan.

Lots of people I know who haven't seen the show know it as "that show where the girl gets murdered by a demon, right?"

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>>84691551
Lynch and Kojima and Yoko Taro.

>>84692559
So where does it fit? During the Season 2 downtime? Season 1? Dopplecop?

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Reminder that Jack Parsons said that explosive magic was the key to opening up the gates to another world / hell.

>>84693011
>Reminder that Jack Parsons said that explosive magic was the key to opening up the gates to another world / hell.
Reminder that Jack Parsons got cucked by L Ron Hubbard who got away with his wife and his boat.

>>84693062
But there's no reason to make "theories" about what the nuke was all about, it's explicitly laid out in Twin Peaks canon that a big explosion in one of 7 key places will open a rift to Crowley's "hell" with the Experiment.

>>84692773
My fanfiction where Mr. Tojamura starts flooding Twin Peak's market with canned coffee and nearly drive the Double R out of business which leads Norma and Shelly to take desperate measures.

>>84693011
K I N O
I
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O

>>84693136
Oh, FFS is that really in the Secret History of Twin Peaks? With DoppelCoop having downloaded the plans to a nuclear power plant in episode 2, I sure hope the series is not heading in the direction I think it is going.

>>84693011
>>84693136
>hell
Crowley/Parsons weren't satanists

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Why would you ever wear a hat if you had hair like Lynch's?

>>84693346
Crowley was a conman and Parsons was an idiot.

>>84693297
>With DoppelCoop having downloaded the plans to a nuclear power plant in episode 2

What?

>>84693368
I'm sure you've studied the subject thoroughly...

>>84693346
Strange that Parsons would explicitly say hell then.

>>84693346
they're both in hell now regardless

>>84693399
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/discuss/twin-peaks-part-8/is-mr-c-trying-to-make-another-nuclear-explosion/

>>84689849
It represents pain and sorrow because it was Laura's favourite meal. Read the secret diary.

>>84693297
"I can confirm that [Arroyo Seco's 'Devil's Gate'] does [resemble the face of a devil]. But the name goes back farther than the Army Corps of Engineers. The Tongva Indians, who lived in the area for centuries, called this spot the Hell Gate because they believed it was literally a portal to the underworld.

"His colleague told me that Parsons used this area for his personal exploration of what he called "the explosive sciences, of both the literal and metaphorical varieties"—because he believed they would 'open up the gate.'"

>>84693438
Ugh. Call me LYNCHED or FROSTED but I think the story really lost me the second we saw the Laura Palmer dragonball, and this just seems like another misstep.

>>84693367
Tell me about Lynch! Why does he wear the hat?

>>84693588
He's a benihana chef.

>>84693404
Crowley did some interesting things, but he still was mostly a guy who liked playing dress-up. I don't know Parsons that much apart from Crowley and Hubbard biographies, but with what he was trying to do and how Hubbard played him he seems on the spectrum desu.

>>84686636

HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84693527
The way I see it is that I have a lot of chances to be pleasantly surprised by the end of the series. It's maddening, because I think some bits are brilliant, but I might just not be part of the target audience this time around.

>>84693527
Laura is the Moonchild

http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/

>>84693813
Then who is the muffin?

>>84693624
What would happen if he took the hat off?

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>>84688455
Last Year At Marienbad

>>84693979
You'd find shrimp tails probably

>>84693983
mesmerizing

>>84693983
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. I didn't use to hate myself enough to watch it, but might actually give it a shot now if I can find it. Can't wait to see if my taste turned to shit and I end up liking it.

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>>84693874
It doesn't have to be near anything, it has to be a source of fissile material or something to make explosion rips into the other world.

The coordinates are what matter. Probably one of the 7 areas where you can rip into not just the lodge but into "non ex is tant" area with that shitter.

>>84693983
style over substance

>>84694163
It used to be voted as one of the worst films of all time a bunch.

>>84694145
>>84694163
>>84694179
I liked it. It is pretty style over substance but the time and space inconsistencies evoke a dream which is the reason I watched it and is reason to think that Lynch might have been partially inspired by it.

Lynch lists his favorite movie as Sunset Boulevard so that's worth watching too, though I haven't gotten around to it myself.

>>84688455
>>84688544
>>84690147
>>84693983
>they don't know about MESHES OF THE AFTERNOON

Fucking plebs. It is literally "lynch" before lynch, your reddit meme idole invented nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3jDDwQUIqU

>>84694367
This is true of pretty much everything. Nothing is original and hasn't been for decades.

>>84690728
They had people filtering the questions you dunce.

>>84692989
Taro is too humble for Kojima and Lynch.

>>84688001
>>84691256
THESE

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>>84693346
Hubbard and Parsons summoned a she demon and one showed up on their porch. One married her and pretty much everyone fucked her.

I wonder what Cole, Albert, and Diane are going to do when they find out the warden let Dopplecoop out. Well obviously they'll go looking for him but I wonder if the warden will get punished in any way.

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So does Carnivale happen in the same universe as Twin Peaks? It seems like it would fit in perfectly, and I feel like if any non-Lynch work might fit into a Lynch-verse it would be Carnivale.

>>84695370
I'm guessing this is how we get into who Joe McClusky and Mr. Strawberry are.

>>84695370
I figure they'll try to make it look like he escaped somehow but I'm not sure how they'd pull it off.

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>>84683343
>Watch the first two episodes of the reboot, and accidentally watch the latest episode
>Doesn't even matter because there's no continuity

Have I been Lynched? How does he do it, bros?

>>84695370
they wont bring it up

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>>84695406
Carnevale was superior storytelling. Don't make me sad.

>>84695456
is not a reboot bro. is season 3 with a 25 years maturiting time like a fine whiskey

>>84683343
newfag here. What is Twin Peaks about? Is it investigations, murders, mysteries, etc? Didn't Google because spoilers.

>>84695527
It is a reboot. It's not like they intentionally left 25 years between the seasons.
They would have done S3 in '92 if they had the freedom and backing.
Lynch was planning on doing 3 TP movies in the 90's before FWWM got BTFO by critics.

>>84695598
A reboot ignores all previous story. This is a straight continuation.

>>84695587
Girl is murdered in a small town and they call in the FBI to solve the murder, but it starts to appear supernatural as the investigation goes on.

>>84695406
go to bed michael

>>84695587
Murder She Wrote with sexier Lansburys.

Have at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqiW3PgsedM
I would trade a testicle for a complete, lossless source of this show

>>84695598

I don't think you understand what the word reboot means. It would be a reboot if they completely discarded everything about the old show and started over from scratch with new people playing the characters. This is just a season that took a long time to happen.

>>84695629
It's not like X files or other shows which do the "supernatural" aspect, either. The supernatural aspect is really fucking weird (because it's done by David Lynch).

>>84695629
>>84695692
So if I reboot my computer, all my files get wiped?

>>84695725
You are objectively wrong about the new season being a reboot. You're just digging yourself deeper by trying to argue.

>>84690535
lmao

>>84695742
Ok, but will my files get wiped?

>>84695406
Probably not but I wish it did.

>>84695598
>last words said to the camera in Season 2 finale are "I'll see you again in 25 years"
>guy claims the 26 year gap until Season 3 is unintentional

>>84695804
>arguement by analogy

>>84695476

What would be sad is Samson's fate being that of a tree with a testicle for a head

>>84696128

25/=26

1 year gap

>What does this mean?

>>84696261
That Showtime delayed it by not initially giving Lynch the money he wanted.

>>84696128
The "I'll see you again in 25 lynchings" thing was a reference to Coppers dream, the first time he was in the Red Room, where he was 25 years older.
Fucking plebs I swear.

>>84696168
>argument by having no argument

>>84696486
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reboot_(fiction)

>>84696128
>>84696261
>>84696272
>>84696475
New season was shot in 2015

>>84696500
>The term is thought to originate from the computer term for restarting a computer system.[2]
WHATS THAT ABOUT MY FILES?

>>84696521
>Early electronic computers (like the 1401) had no operating system and little internal memory. The input was often a stack of punch cards. The computer was initiated by pressing a start button that performed a single command, read a card. This first card then instructed the machine to read more cards that eventually loaded a user program. This process was likened to an old saying, "picking yourself up by the bootstraps", referring to a horseman who lifts himself off the ground by pulling on the straps of his boots. This set of initiating punch cards was called "bootstrap cards". Thus a cold start was called booting the computer up. If the computer crashed, it was rebooted. The boot reference carried over to all subsequent types of computers. For more, see Bootstrapping.

THAT NEW THREAD
>>84696666
YOU LIKE
>>84696666
IS COMING BACK
>>84696666
IN QUADS
>>84696666

>>84686636
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!