ITT: Films that don't deserve the hate

>>84663312
This motherfuckin film was the best thing to happen to the human race, we all should be fucking grateful to Mike for being in such fucking great movie.

Someday THEY will descend and ask us for our biggest invention, we will hand this to them.

They will look to THE CAT IN THE HAT, and then they will know they have done right.
And everything will come to an end. FUCBOI

anything?

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It was a fun movie that everyone took so seriously

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did someone say Cat in the Hat thread?

NO MORE BIG GOVERNMENT

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>LE POCAHONTAS In SPACE

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I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

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>but you can follow the story so it is not deep
>made by trannies, it is trash

10/10 koni

>>84667107
Visuals seem cool atleast

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>>84667139
I want catposting to come back.

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>cat IN THE hat thread

>>84667227
t. abatap

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The Fish

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This is one of the most beautiful and humbling pieces of cinema ever created.

Fuck you, critics

>>84667107
Why would a matriarchal society who disposes of males upon birth need human mothers?

>>84667450
These are the questions that keep me up at night.

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>>84667107
>>84667428
both perfect examples of how the uncanny valley is a death sentence for animated films

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>>84667450
They need experienced mothers to program their disciplinary consciousness in to the robots that raise the younglings, they fucking spell it out for you.
>>84667496
The polar express did really well at the box office, only reason Mars needs mom's failed was because of its retarded name and awful marketing, not the animation (which was still pretty good in some parts)

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What was so wrong with it? It was great!

>>84667375
Literally worse that Jar Jar

>>84667227
It's what happens when you make the most popular film of all time. Titanic was >LE ROMEO AND JUILET ON A BOAT until Avatar. Weak people will always shit on what the masses like in order to seem better people.

>>84667428
I thought critics liked this? It's one of my christmas classics for sure. It's impossible not to get chills when the hundred million elves are singing the Santa song.

>>84667428
I watch this every Christmas, one of my favorites.
I also love how Mandark's in it.

>>84667227
The word "overrated" was the worst thing to ever happen to film theory.

>>84667428
No idea why they were so harsh to this movie. It's one of the best christmas movies ever made.

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>>84667375
Most of the plebs on /tv/ can't look past the wierd looking animation and write it off as a bad movie. It's a fucking Christmas classic.

>>84667428
Speaking of amazing shit that's gone forgotten:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy31UdMz4Vk

>>84667428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaD8O2RiVIc

>>84667227
Hate? Maybe not. Indifference, absolutely.

>>84667803
>t. Mike

>>84668156
The first half is one of the best epic invasion films ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEGW2jBzLgI

>>84668210
When capeshit was for children, not manchildren.

>>84667428
There's only one scene where the character creeps me out(it's the beginning where he's in bed) but other than that I don't see what makes it uncanny valley. The scenes showing the snowy forest landscapes are really good, and it's a good adaptation. But it could've done without elf Steven Tyler

Crash Was a decent flick. I don't think it deserved to win best picture, but it was alright

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>>84668317
>forgot pic

>>84668340
Munich was the best picture that year.

>>84668248
It was for everybody.

>>84667375
what the fuck is that block text supposed to be

>>84668409
Flair

>>84668210
I think Batman Forever is kind of boring, but Jim Carrey is pretty good in it.

I'm a fan of Batman and Robin. Batman surfs on a dinosaur. It's amazing.

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>>84667756
>JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO

>>84668317
>>84668340
nah, that flick is awful. Lifetime-tier.

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it doesn't really get "hate", as far as i know, so it's more like it doesn't deserve the indifference it receives. fantastic film, probably my favorite about the middle eastern conflict, just had the misfortune of coming out 5 years too late in terms of cultural relevance.

>>84667281
One of the worst movies I've ever seen, you have the shitiest taste

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>>84667107
The animation literally made me physically sick, felt ill just looking for pic related as an example. How the fuck did you watch this the whole way through?

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>>84663312
I didn't like the part where he attempts suicide in front of the kids. Mike Myers took it too far

>>84664522
It was a corny piece of shit and you know it

>>84668881
i want to fuck this alien.

>>84668011
>>>/out/

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>>84669538
Me too, she is a cutie

>>84667428
It's great, I love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COdoHpU_a8U

The ending is just mint

54 / 22 / 26

Hmmmm

Congrats /tv/, you memed me into watching Cat in the Hat. Surprisingly it has more meme potential than just the few images shown.

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>>84670061

>>84668210
Probably my second favourite Batman

>>84670210
No, I don't watch movies with rappers in them.

>>84670210
No that does definitely deserve the hate

>>84668280
K I N O G R A P H Y
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>>84663312
>*MAKES SHITTY PUN*
>*LAUGHS AT OWN JOKES* >*TALKS TO HIMSELF*

>*Most of /tv/ likes this movie*
Fucking r/movies has better taste than /tv/ at this point.

>>84669585
I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.

>>84670235
Are you talking about Rihanna?

>>84670768
>he doesn't like Shakespearean tragedy

>>84667756
The point is, as an entirely female society they should have a comprehension of how to raise children. Forget the fact they're born from plant pods because that was only used to prevent that "how are they reproducing?" question, they clearly have sexes modeled after our own.

Therefore, the matriarchal society should have no problem raising children. Unless of course this is a subtle message about single mothers?

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Great action, decent story. why did the critics hate this again?

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I don't know if it's the 4chan atmosphere or Alien fans at large but I like all the entries in the franchise (except AvP: Requiem), and the hate directed at Alien 3 is absurd to be honest, mentioning you like it gets the same sort of reaction as telling someone to go fuck themselves.

>>84670210
Battleship is great too, judging by the box office I bet most people who rant about how terrible it is never saw it and just assumed it was bad as it's based on a board game.

>>84673387
Because the "epic action" genre spawned by 300 is mostly junkfood entertainment for young adults.

Critics aren't typically tuned to the understanding that "This is made for people that just want to watch shit explode" and so they see a bunch of shit writing, rushed plot and bad acting.

>>84669844
Jesus Christ.

>>84670235
It's not like she raps in the film, I didn't even know who she was until after I saw it.

>>84669844
>looks 10x better than Mass Effect

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>>84673599
>Only x10 better than Mass Effect
that's still pretty shit

>>84673425
is it any better than the 1st or 2nd Alien movies?

>>84673769
It's my favourite of the series, but I think if I tried to speak objectively it's the second best after the original (I think the original loses a lot of impact if you watch it knowing what it's about, the mystery is very prolonged), mostly because it's the only one of the sequels that felt like they sat down and said "okay, let's make a list of everything that made the original great, and do that, but different", and they came up with:

>Protagonists are all woefully unprepared (no weapons, no soldiers)
>Claustrophobic environment (but a prison instead of a spaceship)
>Characters working against each other (instead of an evil robot, you've got violent and insane criminals)

The main legitimate criticisms I've managed to get out of posters about it are

1. They kill off the characters from Aliens
2. Bad CGI

Neither of which was a problem for me, that's part of the horror sequel territory.

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Thunderbirds (2004) was a good movie

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>>84663312

>>84674447
that poster makes me hate it already.

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>>84673570
her acting is still as shitty as her singing

>>84675249
How so?

>>84668210
Agreed, fun movie that didn't take itself to seriously

>>84675326
didn't you see pic related?

>>84675363
I have seen the movie and the picture you posted, what do you think that proves?

>>84675439
that you're a pleb who can't tell what is good acting and what isn't, that's what it proves faggot.

>>84673387

because they enslaved their people

>>84675523
How do you see acting in a still image?

And I think you're lying about having seen this film, and probably just trying to get some (You)s.

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>>84673387
>why did the critics hate this again?
Because the Egyptians weren't all black people.

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Speed Racer
Her
Spider-Man 1/3
Prometheus

>>84675988
T H I S

Speed Racer is pure kino.

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>>84675988
>>84676091
YES

>>84669844
>20 xeons into abduction and chill and schlee gives you this look

>>84673425
The big reason Alien 3 gets so much hate is that it completely shat on its predecessor Aliens tone and ending. The reason this criticism is hypocritical is because Cameron did the same thing to the original Alien. He turned it from a menacing, almost cosmic level symbol of fear and perversion, and made it another flashy blockbuster Ayy to be mowed down by superior human engineering. So yeah it really isn't that bad of a film and is actually rather unique for a space horror film

>>84677219
what videogame is this

>>84678696
>hypocritical is because Cameron did the same thing to the original Alien
Part if this is most early hardcore Aliens fans saw Aliens before they saw Alien. They only knew the tone of the second one. For years in the VHS era it was more readily available on video than the first movie was.

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>>84678696
>a menacing, almost cosmic level symbol of fear and perversion
Well put, Alien 3 does the same thing, even to the point of having Doctor Who worshipping it as an Angel. The way the aliens kill in the first and third is also far more sexual than any of the others, very disturbing.

And while we're on the subject, Alien Vs. Predator is really good too, fanboys just didn't like seeing their favourites curbstomp each other, everyone felt like the loser because nobody identified all that much with the female protagonist, but she was fine I suppose. Bishop as Mr. Weyland was great too, and Henriksen would have been a much better choice than Guy Pierce for Prometheus too.

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>>84669844
Why did they make her so THICC?

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>>84663312

>>84674447

i fucking love postal

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90% of people say they hate this movie because of Ewoks. I can see not liking it but it's miles better than the prequels and TFA

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>>84679641
>Why did they make her so THICC?
so the adults don't get bored

>>84680579
People don't like the silly things in it because it's coming off from Empire Strikes Back which is the darkerer and betterer Star Wars movie ever, disliking the silly stuff in it doesn't make the film bad, it's just hopping on the bandwagon parroting opinions, the real purpose of Return of the Jedi is making a satisfying conclusion to the trilogy and it excells at that, it's less about Han Solo trying to open a door during the battle of Endor, and more about wrapping up Luke Skywalker's story (The Character which this whole story revolves around in the first place)

It's the same people that thinks the Empire were the real good guys and love to walk around as StormTroopers because they wear cool masks that hide their virgin with rage faces, even though they're supposed to be real incompetent and dumb.

Star Wars is too popular for its own good. I wish they'd officially release the original versions already so people can look at them and go ''ew it's old'' and forget about it.

>>84680579
When I still enjoyed Star Wars, this was my favourite because it showed a lot more of the universe, it had the most answers and it had the most satisfying ending, the Ewok stuff didn't really bother me because it makes sense that hordes of savages with knowledge of the environment could do better than commandos in completely the wrong gear. It's basically Rambo, except they're small and fuzzy, and have a numerical advantage.

>>84680579
It's the best of the original trilogy. I was posting about this in another thread.

>jabba's lair
>leia in a steel bikini
>Luke has matured emotionally into a heroic figure
>the Campbell mythology is fully explored
>the absolute kino scene with the Emperor that spawned a generation of pre-Internet Sheevposting
>Vader is redeemed

It's the best

>>84663312
idk if it's hated but it has pretty low reviews. I thought it was funny

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>>84682266
forgot pic

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Iron Sky was literally the best B-Movie I've seen

>>84680579
It's okay, but the pacing is a little strange, the musical themes and cues become hackneyed and overused, and the lighting feels like a generic studio type lighting. It doesn't have the same level of artistic appeal as ESB.

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>muh fridge
>muh monkeys
>muh aliens aren't supposed to be in Indian Jones

I have almost never seen criticism for this movie that isn't nitpicky bullshit.

Don't get me wrong, it is nowhere near as good as Raiders or Last Crusade, but is it still a decent movie.

>>84683280
Just want to say that the font they use for the actor names is the exact same font that they used for the actor names in Incredible Hulk (2008).

>>84682295
I remember showing that to my friend at a party once. 30 minutes in he said he hated it and thought it sucked, but he kept watching it. I take off and mingle a little bit and come back later when he's still watching it and the next thing he tells me is this movie is fucking hilarious and he loves it.
I think some people probably didn't give it a chance or didn't get it was a spoof on camp movies at first.

>>84683280
>dude race mixing lmao

>>84684337
I think the only legitimate complaint is that the 3rd act kind of sucks and gets kind of messy. But yeah, that movie got too much hate that it probably didn't deserve.

>>84683280
>>84683280

No its a shallow dig at American politics by swede cucks. A 14yo girl can write a better script with the same general plot.